What's your opinion of female CEO's?

>>133722726
They're on antidepressants and drink too much wine.

>>133722726
Notorious facesitters.

This lady drove Yahoo into the ground

>>133722726
mostly a nightmare.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
t. Marissa Meyer

women don't know what they want. 99% of women's end goal is having children and being taken care of. most don't know it.

the majority of female CEOs will have no children and come to deeply regret it by the time they're 50.

i find it funny

>>133722726

Avoid them as much as possible. Eventually you will say or do something to offend their delicate sensibilities and they will make your life a living hell. If you have one, do your best to be under the radar, under no circumstances do you want to defend her in a meeting or impress her in a 1 on 1.

I used to have a Jamaican female for a boss and she sucked my dick once in the drive through of a Wendy's, we would go to her apartment after and watch Bleach on our lunch breaks while we smoked a bong. I would drive to her place on our weekends to pick her up and take her to the grocery store so she could buy stuff for her kids cause she didn't have a car. I paid her light bill once and I even gave her a $1000 computer to play Second Life when hers burnt up. One day I told her I didn't want to go to a party as a couple and from that day forward she started going out of her way to give me all the trouble cases at work, all the people I had to fire, and it drove me to drinking. You would think between the sex and the weed / ecstasy that we had some kind of bond but you'd be wrong.

Women are fickle and short sighted, never forget that.

>>133722726

Nightmare to work for, seriously.

>>133722726
In our current climate you can safely say that they are diversity quotas hire, nothing more.

>>133722726
My guess is that picture has been photoshopped to shit, but it looks like the dress she's wearing is either all-silk or leather.

>>133723065
Holy shit.
>shitting where you eat
>bartering sex and drugs for professional consideration
It's not the walking stereotype of a Jamaican woman that's the problem, it's you.

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>>133722726
If all your company needs is someone with lots of "feels" then by all means, hire a vagina. (I hear they have a woman attached to them)

There are two types of female CEOs.
Lisa Su and bad ones.

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>>133722726
>when you buy tumblr for 1 billion dollars

>>133723510
>Lisa Su

to be fair Lisa Su looks like a man, so I'm not sure if she counts

>>133723065
Yeah anon, you're the problem here. If you do ecstacy with your boss and casually fuck her then you're asking for trouble desu.

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>>133722726
In real life they are not great. But I want a female CEO to bring me into her office and dominate me.

>>133723490

>All people with a vagina are womyn

Stop being transphobic.

>>133722726
That's a lot of trash in one room

If they can do their job then great

If they can't that's too bad

>>133723490
There a tiny man photoshopped under her butt.

>>133722726
I'd fuck the shit out of that one! Then lick her cunt all night!

>>133723713
>Being dominated by Kellyanne Conway

Ewww, unless you're into GILF's.

>>133722726
I want strong women who dominate me.

How is that seat a good idea for that dress?

Looks like an easy way to look up her skirt

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>>133723713
This
>would pound into the couch

>>133723367
>>133723625

Lessons I've learned, fellow anons. When I'm at work now, I don't talk to anyone about anything. 'Do you drink?' Nope. 'What's your hobbies?' Sleeping and reading. 'What do you do on the weekends?' Catch up with rest and clean my house.'

I have sat down and strategically considered the least interesting reply to every question to avoid unwanted conversation. I've had 0 problem since then with coworkers / bosses, but I've had women bosses 50% of the time and I always hate it.

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i work in a company where all the middle management positions of power are held by stronk wymyns

it's hell.

i didn't want to believe it at first but it's absolutely fucking insane how they first smile and compliment their shoes and then they keep shittalking behind their backs, create the most toxic atmosphere i've ever experienced in my whole work life and ultimately are unable to stay calm and get a grip on themselves when the inevitable crises happen.

it's hysteria and panic, constantly. endlessly.

they either overwork to burnout, appealing to passion and emotions, or just do jackshit all day browsing apparel websites.

if they are there due to merit I have 0 problem

>>133722726
>What's your opinion of female CEO's?


Golden short-selling opportunity for whatever company they're in charge of. Appointing a strong, independent Womyn CEO is a sure sign the board is trying to mask the fact the company is going into a death spiral and they don't know what to do. Seeing a company appoint Womyn CEOs and doing conspicuous Marxist "diversity" shit is like hearing the beams holding up a mineshaft start to groan. It's time to abandon ship.

>>133723051
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I want to fuck this qt and make her laugh constantly

>>133723999
>I don't talk to anyone about anything.
That's shitty career/networking advice, despite those digits. But then again you don't sound like the career type.

>>133722726
hilarious tbqh

>>133722726

What kills me about my current job is that there's about 10 bosses in my workplace going from shift supervisor to CEO and they're present every day, half of them are women. Here is a scenario.

Dave says to move the boxes.
You move the boxes.
Mike asks, 'Who told you to move those?'
Answer honestly, Mike replies, 'I'm sure he has his reasons.'

Monica says to move the boxes.
You move the boxes.
Donna asks 'Why are you moving those?'
Answer honestly, Donna replies, 'Move them back until we can conference.'

Women will tell you to do the opposite of shit other women tell you to do and then ask you later to do it a third time. It's such bullshit. Women are spiteful for no reason other than xxx is moving in on my managerial turf I gotta show dominance.

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>>133723051
>Marissa Meyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIrAN4JneY

>>133724385

HOLY SHIT that is insane.

>>133722918
This.

Meyer was a disaster, and set back female CEOs decades.

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> there GREAT
> please let know if you guys know any
> i'd ramm her pussy so good i can just neet out and lift and ramm her more

>>133724132
Yeah, that is exactly why I dropped the office work, even though I was good at it, and went to manual heavy labor.
I will take grizzly old hammerhead screaming down my throat because of minor misstep over a bunch of cunts any day, anytime.

>>133724183
>doing conspicuous Marxist "diversity" shit is like hearing the beams holding up a mineshaft start to groan


Beautiful sentence.

>>133723870
I figured Worst Korea would dig strap-ons

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>>133724375
Wouldnt be surprised, here is an all-female company and its fate.

Im sure the equal pay act happens for a reason, so company like this doesnt come into existence.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

Women can't handle crisis. They make bad leaders.

There might be a few exceptions running around (never met one), but the vast majority of women are simply unfit to lead in tough times. It's why so many women fill middle management but never make it to the board.

>>133722918

Yahoo was already pointed at the ground though

I mean she definitely leaned into the descent but it's not entirely her fault, she made worse and already terrible situation.

>>133724132
Your experience sounds exactly like mine. Except the partner and projects leads were also women. And a ton were curry niggers to boot. The only management tactic they knew of was to remove anyone from the project who criticized their management. I only lasted 3 months before I realized it was always going to be horrible.

My house is about to go into foreclosure now desu.

I hope you spend all your free time looking for another job.

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>>133722726
>pic related
Isn't Swifty like CEO of her own branding, too?

>>133724819
If there's a crisis the board has already failed. At that level those people should have been in charge of people who are in charge of people who design and implement systems and drive company culture.

So much buck gets pushed it's outrageous.

>>133724726
>Beautiful sentence.

Thank you anon. :3

>Swifty
What do you mean snek?

>>133722726
I am borderline mysoginist, but women make ok CEOS.

It's pretty much the same way they make ok drivers, everybody is so scared of them that they get a free pass at just about anything

>>133722869
please elaborate...

>>133725282
>get a free pass at just about anything

http://diepresse.com/home/wirtschaft/economist/1321165/Salzburg_So-verspielte-eine-Beamtin-340-Millionen

Some leading bitch "lost" 340 mil. euro, then cried in the television and got off scott free. Meanwhile the whole blame got shifted on some lowly secretary or accountant or somethingortheother who is now doing hard time in jail.
The leading bitch meanwhile shifted positions into some other board room and continues her bidding.

>>133725358
The truth is the opposite actually. Female CEOs like to get dominated

I wanna stick muh dick in em

>>133722726

They're all shit except for based Lisa Su

>>133722726

Glorified secretaries desu imho

>>133723766
Roasties and their messy rooms, everytime

>>133726072
Explain why Lisa Su so based?

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>>133722726

If they can get the job done, I don't have a problem.

>>133722726
Female bosses are the worst

Going from having a guy to a girl boss is like night and day.

Furthermore there is nothing scarier than a female boss because you have no idea what they are thinking at any time.

>>133722726
Sha must suck like a vacuum cleaner

>>133722726
There is no difference. All I know that our women bosses here are not like in the west (apparently), as they get the position because they are actually taking responsibility, not because of some feminist empowerment crap.
t. not part of the "IT'S ALL DA WIMINZ/NIGGERS/KIKES FAULT" /pol/ hivemind

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>>133722726
isnt that the stupid woman who fired like a hundred or so people by accident then said ooops... no wonder yahoo went down the shitter. Guess every sinking ship needs a captain.

>>133722726
90% not a good idea.

Worked a minimum wage job for awhile. Most of the shift bosses were women. Passive aggressive as fuck.
If you hate me, just come out and say it. It's a fucking job. No one says we have to like each other but just put the shit aside so we can actually do our jobs.

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>>133722726
I wouldn't be against that one giving me extra homework if you know what I mean

>>133722726
I would fuck the one in the picture

Never had one, statistically am never going to have one, hope i never have one.

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>female not in the kitchen
When will cucklets learn?

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>>133723713
>>133723845
>>133723918
>ywn be dominated by kellyanne...

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>>133723787
that's not a photoshop.
That's me.

Lisa Su is the only one who's ever been creative and had a vision. Others have only poorly imitated their male predecessors.
Most tech companies have a token woman on their executive staff. She's more or less a VP in charge of being female. Never contributes anything in terms of tech but looks good to the outside world.

Every woman I've ever met who wore business attire was a bitch.

>>133722726
I remember how hard Business Insider was shilling for her, when she was appointed, lol.

In tech I know only three examples - Yahoo, IBM, HP (also she was CEO of eBay before HP). Yahoo - disaster, IBM seems ok, HP - in tough position after years of CEO management.

>>133724183
the diversity stuff is to deflect lawsuits, the red flag is when they get high on their own supply

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>>133724385
Lost.
And bookmarked.
Going to build that into an old Staples "That Was Easy" button.

>>133723109
If your board hires CEO based on diversity cult - your company is already fucked.

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>>133722726
Quite entertaining to watch them crash companies that I have no stakes in.

>>133724971

Yahoo News was doing fantastically well.

That she actually hurt that side of the company in her attempts to do TV and social media bullshit shows that she was trying to just copy competitors rather than just allow the company to go in its natural direction.

>>133727639
>giving shitton of money to a 19 old whore
The investors' property and voting rights should be confiscated. They don't deserve those.