CDN Morning News: I wake up too early

Man claims he ran down someone to save a woman’s life. Now he faces manslaughter charge

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/07/14/man-claims-he-ran-down-someone-to-save-a-womans-life.html

>The case was put over until Aug. 3. Kiss, 31, also faces charges of impaired operation of a motor vehicle causing death, over 80 mgs operation of a motor vehicle causing death, and failure to stop at scene of accident causing death.


Canadians are bullshit liars. White Niggers. Just make up anything to get money or avoid legal consequences

>>133717791
Straight up bullshit story. All of it. Buddy was hammered and ran someone down

>DARRRRR NO I didn't!! SO WHAT!! I'm SORR-EEE okay?? Canadians say sorry and it's FINE

Can't Bake Bread-ada

>Canada Bread Co. closing Calgary bakery in September, 63 jobs to be lost

http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/2017/07/14/canada-bread-co-closing-calgary-bakery-in-september-63-jobs-to-be-lost.html

Hey LOSERS who LOST their job, Tim Hortons is hiring eh?? Get to work eh?? Shoulda been like me and gotten a gud jAb eh??
Not my fault eh?? Don't ask me for anything eh??

These people have NO idea how to fight forest fires and NO ONE is offering help, cause Trudy turned it down last year.
>Communities in B.C. brace for wildfire evacuation orders as weather turns

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/07/15/communities-in-b-c-brace-for-wildfire-evacuation-orders-as-weather-turns.html


LOL Check this dumb as fuck headline too

>Looters taking advantage of B.C. fires are typical at natural disasters: expert

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/07/14/looters-taking-advantage-of-b-c-fires-are-typical-at-natural-disasters-expert.html

Experts say Canadians will do crime, at any chance they get.

>>133718190
Emergency officials have ordered thousands of residents to lock up and leave since the province declared a state of emergency on July 7 after hundreds of fires started across B.C.'s central and southern Interior.

STATE OF EMERGENCY
100S OF WILD FIRES ACROSS PROVINCE

Holy fuck...................

Canadian as Fuck

>Retention bonuses of $9.2 million for key Sears Canada employees spark outcry

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/07/14/retention-bonuses-of-9-2-million-for-key-sears-canada-employees-spark-disbelief.html

>Sears Canada's plan to pay out millions in bonuses to keep execs and key staff on board while not paying severance to laid-off workers is being met with shock and disbelief.

Hey pal, listen here okay, those rich folk are USE to having lots of money and nice things. (You) are USE to being poor, so deal with it!! OKAY??!!?!?!

KEEP BORROWING!!!! Don't worry Canadians, keep borrowing! It's FINE!!!

>Still a borrower's world': What this week's rate hike means for your finances

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/still-a-borrower-s-world-what-this-week-s-rate-hike-means-for-your-finances-1.4204180

2 Leafettes, leave 16 orphans

>Women killed in Calgary quadruple homicide leave behind 16 children

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/glynnis-fox-tiffany-ear-cody-pfeiffer-burned-out-car-quadruple-1.4205393


8 kids each

>DARRRRR There is 7 women for each man in some Canadian cities eh??

No there isn't. There is literally 8 men for every woman in Canada.
Like a prison.
Prisons have the same ratio of males to females, as Canada does.

>>133719347
>The sisters had a hard youth, Fox said, and still struggled at times in adulthood.
>They were such beautiful souls. They were always there for friends and family. Even if you didn't ask, they were right there," Carla Fox said. "They loved their children with all their hearts."

Dey was hookers and did the crack and drank da booze, but dey was GUD WOMEN EH??

2 sisters, tons of kids, hard youths.........pretty................

Gee fuck, wonder what they did for money..........

Do these people ever stop fucking whining?
No wonder Canada imports so many............

>Black Muslims in Ottawa upset over lack of diversity at Muslim conference

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/muslims-in-ottawa-upset-over-lack-of-diversity-at-muslim-conference-1.4205783

Also, LOL

Also, why the fuck, do they come here?? They hate the West and Western Values, but want to live here, cause they think USA is to blame for their shit hole nations of muslims killing muslims for 1000s of years.

Is that "hateful facts"?
Like what kind of people need protection from FACTS??

>>133719199
Checked. Always archive or screenshot:
https://archive.is/qpVJg

>>133720086
Glad to see you're still around Archivebot.

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So this happened in Nova Scotia, anyone have the actual list?

>>133720139
It's a permanent feature now, the janitors gave up

finally an OP who isn't collossal faggot

K so the story with my pissy mood yesterday was this:
Some leafette, has some on/off relationship with some dickhead idiot ug-o (obviously. What the fuck else is new) and during one of their break ups, decides to get in my grill, introduce herself, pass me her number.
I text her a few times, we meet up one time and she's got make up on. Never seen her wear it before, not even with her man around.
Anyways, next day, she's back with dummy cause dummy wanted her back.

I'm chumped.
Bitch used me for some attention and an ego boost while ugly dickhead had a temper tantrum

Can I get a
>What the fuck
>Else
>Is New??

Oh ya, if you get a GF, treat her like garbage. She'll never leave.
I'm single cause I treat women, like I treat cats. I can't be mean to them.

>>133720252
Never mind, found it. Boy there are some gems on here.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NSNatSoc/status/885646620867670018

>>133720411
Oh ya, we all kinda chill around the same spot, so I got dickhead and one of his buddies mean muggin me.
So there's that awkwardness to deal with too. Bitch obviously told him to make him jealous

>Bros over hoes

Had I known, they got some retard relationship like that, I'd have stayed the fuck away. I don't need no beef over some dumb bitch who likes deadbeats.
I'll leave it the fuck alone.
I'm not here to save a hoe.

>>133720367
Cheer m8.
I got nothing to do in the mornings. This kills a lot of time actually.
Makes me laugh too.

I'll stick around. Too bad I'm not being paid.

YO!!! If I'm stuck here till I die, I want $1000 A DAY!
Let's GO!!!
I want stuff. I'm bored too.

Okay WHAT???

>Loonie tops 79 cents US

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/canadian-dollar-loonie-markets-1.4205857

Value of dollar is based on value of crude oil
Crude oil has been tanked for years
Dollar some how keeps rising..............


Am I dead?? Like is this some crazy dream inside my head??
What's going on??
I'm really dead. This is purgatory. I'm stuck in Canada, surrounding by morons and total craziness and no one else notices.

>>133721236
Article doesn't even explain how or why the dollar has risen in value.

It's based on the value of oil. It's a PETRODOLLAR

Oil is at 46 USD a barrel.

>>133721506
http://www.nasdaq.com/markets/crude-oil.aspx

>>133721506
What does anyone in Canada know though right??
If you check the exchange on Google.CA you'll see it's 79cents.
Google.CA
Ever tried to go to Google.com in Canada? You can't.
Most sites redirect you to the "Canadian site"

What they see on Google.COM is different from what we see on Google.CA

North Cubada, run by Prince Justine Trudy Castro Jr the 1st

DON PITTIS has some advice for Canadians feeling the pinch of the "interest rate hike"

>Fear of rising rates may have obscured the Bank of Canada's good news story: Don Pittis

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/bank-of-canada-poloz-rate-rise-1.4200979

This guy Don............What a guy eh? Let's find out more about him.

>Don Pittis was a forest firefighter and a ranger in Canada's High Arctic islands. After moving into journalism, he was principal business reporter for Radio Television Hong Kong before the handover to China. He has produced and reported for the CBC in Saskatchewan and Toronto and the BBC in London. He is currently senior producer at CBC's business unit.

HEY DON!! Go fight the fire in BC, show em how it's done eh???

Fighting forest fires in the ARCTIC really translate into the business world and working in China and stuff like that.................

>>133721985
>Is
>This
>Real
>Life??

Dad, wake me up..........

>>133721985
I died and woke up in CRAZY LAND where all these criminal loser Baby Boomers have high paying jobs with resumes of a common street urchin............

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>>133721985
>forest firefighter and a ranger in Canada's High Arctic islands
LOTS of forest fires in the ARCTIC eh?? All that grass, tundra, snow.........sure does catch on fire easy...................with all the NO TREES

Probably some convict work camp up North. Then he got traded to China for state secrets or something..........
Makes zero fucking sense.

There's no fucking forests on those islands

>pic related: Canada High Arctic Islands

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>>133722819
It's grass and frozen dirt.......................

How do you FIGHT FOREST FIRES with NO TREES to CATCH ON FIRE???

>Baffin Island

>>133721236
>I'm stuck in Canada, surrounding by morons and total craziness and no one else notices.

We notice. I feel for you. Canada really isn't like any other country, i've been to dozens. You speak the same language as me but you live in a fantasyland filled with government induced delusions. You cannot talk to a canadian without them trying to get you to go along wth some fucked up bullshit idea that isn't even their own.

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>>133722819
W_E_W_L_A_D
SO much forest around to burn down!!!

>>133723064
Welp, at least I'm not insane??
LOL

They try and make people like me, feel crazy. They're psychotic.
Like the very definition of it. They have zero regard for anyone and will say and do anything to get their way.
That's a sociopath and psychopath

NORMAL here..................

>>133723272
Well, that's basically most Boomers in North America, from the stories I've read on here.

Not even JOKING, if I'm stuck here till I die again, I want $1000 A DAY, to keep my entertained and comfy.

They actually have a lottery in Canada where the grand prize is $1000 a day, for 25 years.
It comes out to roughly 9 million. Or you can take a lump sum of 7 million.

http://lottery.olg.ca/en-ca/lotto-games/daily-grand/about-daily-grand

I got a couple tickets I should check. I know they'll be worth shit.

LET"S GO!!!!! You gave me the job I wanted but no hours and this country is expensive as fuck.
Tired of this shit.

I'm out for today.

Nothing is what it seems in this crazy country. Weird shit happens too.........

Really, I looked up at the sky and asked to work a very specific job and now I have it.

AM I DEAD??
Is this reality??
Am I Neo from the Matrix?

Might do the news tomorrow, might not. I DO need to take 1 day off a week though. Let all the craziness sink in

Just Remember
>Bros over Hoes. ALWAYS