>be french >get blacked

>be american
>get fat

>be lithuanian
>don't get anything

>be pirate
>get booty

>be NEET
>spend your entire fucking loser life on 4chan

>be blacked
>get aids

>>133709714

>be american
>get shot

>>133709714
>be peruvian president
>go to jail

>>133710161
>Be Commie
>get gulagged

>be american
>be a fucking idiot

>be German
>

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>be american
>be """"""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""""""""

>>133709714
>be GOP in control of all three branches of the government
>get nothing accomplished

>be French
>be a faggot

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>>133709714

>be leaf
>get raked

>>133710303
>France doesn't even take racial statistics
>Canada will be majority non-white by 2035
>Australia will be a desert by 2050 because there isn't enough water to sustain 50 million chinks
>the UK is fucked in general
>Germany's population is disproportionately elderly

>be american
>50%

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>be aussie
>EMU'D

>>133709714
why do Americans take so much fun in seeing everyone get "BLACKED"

seriously what the fuck is wrong with you retards, it's literally the worse thing that can happen to this earth

>be American
>have half your dick cut off by rabbi

>be nigger
>get shot

>>133710740
>be american baby boy
>tip your masters

Be gook
Eat dog

Be up at 4am

Shitpost

>be white New Zealander
>consider suicide.

>>133710062
>read this
>get sad

>>133710740
If your foreskin accounts for half your dick
god was very cruel to you.

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>be french
>surrender to nazis
>drag a whole continent to war to liberate your ass
>50 years later
>surrender to niggers
>????

>>133709714
>be german
>get asshole gaped by allies

>turn on the radio in Texas
>funny circus music playing 24/7

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>>133710062
delet right now

>>133710303
they look like fine german and irish immigrants.

>>133709714

>be british
>get trucked

>be Mexican
>enjoy comfy American gimmedats while trolling 9gag all day