what exactly is wrong with Hillary?

>>133705154
>poses for selfies
>is not a selfie

>>133705154
Probably for the same reason Trump seems so fake.

Every time Trump says anything I just immediately register it as a lie or manipulation. The most genuine thing I've ever heard from him was when he was giving Kevin directions in Home Alone 2. Everything else has been bullshit.

Maybe something to do with both of them being rich Jew-sucking sociopaths.

>why do her attempts at acting normal seem so fake?
>attempts
If you have to "attempt" to act normal you have problems.

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>>133705154
TWO SCOOOPPSS!!!

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>>133705154

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO REALITY?!

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>>133705936
Hillary and Trump are the same reptillian.

Hillary is just pimpin. Can you imagine climbing down from the ivory tower talking to the regular people. I would have that weird Don't-give-me-your-disease look too.

>>133705603
Trump doesn"t seem fake at all when compared to Hillary. He has the tact of a fucking caveman, the vocabulary of Tarzan and an ego the size of his gut, but he is not a phony-sounding tool like this Hillary cunt you seem so fond of.

>>133705154
Psychopath. Total lack of empathy so they have to pretend they "feel" the way normal people feel.
Some people are lousy liars. Bubba's a fairly decent liar. Hellary, not so much.

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>>133705603
Mm let me harvest that salt, it will last me a decade

>>133705154
>why do her attempts at acting normal seem so fake?

She's a clinically defined psychopath. I'm not trying to shit on her either, I'm being completely matter of fact. Hillary Clinton is a complete psychopath. She has severe psychopathic personality traits that are very, painfully obvious.

Full blown psychopath. Look up Arkancide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmIRYvJQeHM

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>>133705936
TWO SCOOPS BLUMPFTH

>>133705381
fpbp

>>133705154
Lizard people have a hard time moving their face muscles, I'm just surprised she's not even attempting to wear a disguise.

Oh... Wait... That's supposed to be a human face?

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>>133705154
>she reads maps!

>>133705603
To this day your ass still bleeds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX77Fa3Pa5Y

>>133705154
they all mention her episodes in present tense, when in reality, it's past tense.

she's a spineless, sociopathic cunt

>>133705154
I think she's basically an unlikable drunken narcissist. They tried to give her a personality that wasn't so aggressively horrible, but she just couldn't pull it off.
I highly doubt she was allowed to say anything in public that wasn't written down for her.

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>>133705154

Because she has parkinson's disease. That's why she's so much away from public:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a60kchXkiAI

They drugged her up for debates where you can see how meds are wearing off at the end and how she's having troubles to answer quickly.

It also explains her seizures and specially 911-collapse where she was seen shaking in the van. That was not just "overheating" or "pneumonia". Also her weird behaviour, swallowing troubles and creepy "laugh" are obvious signs.

95% of parkinson's patients develop personality changes. Uncontrolled parkinson's rage is also common. Hillary is well know for her ill-temper. They also have troubles making logical decisions.

There's no cure for parkinson's disease, it will only get worse. She will be dead or shaking wreck by 2020.

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>>133708096

>>133705154
How was something like this even allowed to be published? Who looked at this shit and said ''yep, this makes Hillary look good and this does not sound like satire at all''?
Is it satire?
Imagine if Trump started going around saying ''haha, I am one of you, I post on twitter, I said crude things in private and I don't like to read maps haha, I am just like you!''
He would receive less votes than Yeb Bush.

>>133705154
>she consumes twice the amount which would constitute the smallest amount of ice cream for sale at retail!
>she employs her spatial abilities to find her destination while treading human settlements!
>she rotates batches of minced meat around their horizontal axis so that they may better adjust to human diet!
>she partakes in socially acceptable situations involving alcoholic beverages!
>she screens and selects the produce more likely to yield the best results for human tastes!
>she shares in the recently adopted practice of taking pictures of oneself!
HILLARY, THE HUMAN

>>133708096
It has been suggested that she was poisoned by the Russians or rogue secret service