You wake up at an apartment in Berlin in 1941. How fucked are

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I think the biggest problem for most Whites like myself would be having been circumcised, as the only people then who were circumcised were Jews.

>>133697149
I'd be Anschluss'd

>>133697528

Is that why they circumcise everyone in america? So they can't be distinguished by their dicks?

>>133697149
You'd be fine man.

>>133697149
>American
It's English

>>133697810
no some influential evangelical christcuck in the 19th century started doing it so that boys wouldn't masturbate

>blue eyes
>light brown hair
>speaking some German
>not circumcised
>overall not looking jewish or gypsy
I think I would probably make it

> fluent in german
> master race
>milfag
Yeah goes well

Brown hair, blue/hazel eyes. 6'5.

>speak American
Get the fuck OUT.

>>133697149
Regardless you would be fine if you aren't a Jew, you'd have the opportunity to fight for white identity too.

>no Asian girls.

Would blow my brains out desu

>>133697149
>can't speak German, only American
Fuck off, cunt.

>Brown/Blonde hair
>Chinky Finn eyes
>White as snow
>Speaks a tiny bit of German
I should be okay...

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>>133697149
>greek (the actual kind, not the gypsy/turksperm ones)
>pale, hazel green eyes, light brown hair
>can speak some german, can quote goebbels and hitler
>dislike jews
>dick isn't deformed, not circumcised

Should be alright

>>133697149
>can't speak German, only American
I hope your sister gets gang raped by a pack of niggers.

>look generically white, not extremely Aryan or non-Aryan
>can only speak English and grade school level French
I get tortured and executed, or sent to a concentration camp as soon as someone finds me

>>133698237
is our little teafag butthurt? (yes he is)

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>>133698500

I could visit my Grandpa, so everything cool

Not circumcised, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'

Would flourish 10/10

>>133697149
>light brown hair
>blue eyes

Find my way out onto the street, ask for someone who speaks English. Figure out what the date is, and use my knowledge of WW2 history to prove I'm "clairvoyant".

Start lobbing molotovs as passing german troop trucks and launching rockets at them from rooftops.

>>133697940
No way that's really it. That's fucking stupid.

>>133698415
At least this way, they can defile their own language instead of ours.

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>>133697149
How were blacks usually treated in Germany during this time? I know a lot of german boys looked uo ti Jesse Owens so I think I'd be cool with them.

From a neutral country. I got blue eyes and brown hair. I think I'm safe

>>133698687
What's worse is the reasoning why they still do it today:
>It helps prevent STDs
Hey Dr. Goldstein, I'm pretty fucking sure that there's way better ways to prevent STDs than an irreversible surgical procedure.

>>133697149
I'm a mutt German/scotch Irish but more than 75% germanic, I have the facial aesthetics of Germans and as described by others "piercing eyes" but I'm a manlet.
Probably be alright, I've always been scrappy and love guns. I can drink a fifth of liquor to myself (and I'm 5'7 145) so gotta love the alcoholic genes I've been blessed with

>>133697149
>Brown Hair
>Green Eyes
>Fluent in English (Obviously), know some German and Russian
>Small, parallel facial features
>Paler than paper
>Nazi sympathiser
>Circumcised benis

No clue tbqh

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>>133698574
haha, well memed my friend

>>133697149
>Dirty blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Can speak rough German
>family is from Germany

I'd say I'm pretty okay, enough to be ignored

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Nazis weren't any more racist than any other Europeans

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>>133697149
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Can speak Dutch, German, English and French

I think I'm good

>brown hair
>blue eyes
>polish jew
>ich spreche die deutsch

>>133697149
>brown hair
>blue eyes
>can speak burger and nip
>study particle physics so I can give them a nuke before the war starts
I'd say i'm bretty good

>If it's 1941 I still have blond hair
>Hazel eyes
>Christian Pole
>Can utter about a dozen words in Polish
Hopefully they just deport me back or something

But then they'd do penis inspection day
>Jewdick
>It's off to the camps!

>>133697149
I wonder if Mapuche can clasiffy as honorary aryans.

>>133699011
>>Circumcised benis
Into the gas chambers with you.

Red hair, blue eyes and female, will I be ok?

>>133699474
I think they would kill dykes

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>can't speak German

I think I would try saying one of the few German phrases I know about Jews, and singing Horst Wessel Lied and Erika

>>133697528
Not ture. Marines in WW2 were circumcised to avoid infections. People who had infections growing up were curimized. Its a meme that the Germans were doing dick checks to find jews.

>>133697149
You are fine if you don't have the mark of the Jew

>>133698221
There would be tons of them in France. Vietnam was still a colony.

>>133697149
Pretty ok, only i wouldn't be able to get home very easily.

>>133699702
That's not true. I saw in it more than one Holocaust movie. It was the main plot point in one of them. The other was set in Russia and some guy tried to prove he wasn't a Jew by pulling his dick out but the guards just laughed at him for being a homo.

>>133697149
>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>conversational German
I'd probably be okay?

Except I'm not a dyke so there's that.

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>>133699877
>I saw in it more than one Holocaust movie

and as we know, the Jew never lies about the Holocaust

>>133697149
>6'2, fit, uncut dick
>skin tone is between Fitzpatrick scale values II-III
>Brown eyes, light brown hair, straight nose
>Speak Spanish and English fluently, speak some very basic German

I'll just pretend I'm a Spaniard. The problem is I'm not carrying documents proving identity

>>133699877
Germans weren't doing cock checks to find jews. The Thrid Reich was indifferent to Islam and they cut their dicks too. A crippled penis wasn't a 100% tell someone is a jew in 1940s Germany.

>>133697149
>surrender
>when questioned, claim to be an American defector
>deliver advanced weapons concepts and modern battle strategy
>use my prescient knowledge of world history to aid the Reich
>shake hands with mein furhur
>change history
>we High Castle nao

>>133697149
>black hair
>green eyes
>can't speak German
>degenerate
Soap.

>>133697149
>Be half-chink-jap
>Can speak Japanese somewhat
>Run to Japanese embassy
>Claim some kike mugged me and took my ID, get some temp travel docs
>Hope it's before Dec 7
>If Pearl Harbor not happen yet, travel to US, toss ID, speak crappy Mandarin to pass as best ally chink
>If Pearl Harbor happening, try to wait it out in Switzerland

>>133700193
IT WAS HORRIBLE I TELL YOU I WILL NEVER FORGET THE HUMILIATION OF WHEN THEY STRIPPED OUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC AND TOOK THEM, AND THEN THEY TOOK OUR VERY BODIES!

THEY TOOK OUR BODIES AND THEY TOOK OUR PEOPLE AND HOUR HISTORY! AND THEN THEY TOOK OUR SOULS!

>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>can't speak german
>kate middleton nose
i'd be good

>>133700156
you have to go back paco

I would be fine

>>133700194
Same here.

>American claiming defection
>tell them their enigma machine is cracked
>tell them all the Allied spies noted in wikipedia
>write out the design for the AKM (or just give them my Arsenal SLR if I van grab it before going back)
>Tell them how Normandy will ne invaded and give times
>tgem them to just gas the Russians with biological and chemical weapons

>>133697149
>Light brown hair
>Blue eyes
>Nordic looks
>Tell them ur a Finn
>Be on holiday and getting ready for Continuation War and commie soviet killing
"Aryan brethen! Come get some weapons before you leave."

>>133699877
>I saw it in a Jew-vie
Was it before or after the masturbation machines?

>green eyes
>dark hair
>fluent in english
>olive skin tone
>straight nose
>round head

>>133700701
I'm thinking probably before. At that point we were still learning about Anne Frank and how to hide (((jewels))) in the bottle of baby's milk and hide in the axle of the supply train with it to escape Germany.

>>133697149
>blond
>green eyes
>but only speak english and spanish
>have read Mein Kampf though

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>blue eyes
>dirty blonde hair
>an arm full of shitty tattoos
>genital warts
Yeah, I'm going straight into the gas chamber. I'll still Heil Hitler before they gas me though

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>>133700340
>kate middleton nose
Yeah but what about your tits?

>>133697940
Yeah that worked.

>>133698221
i banged an asian milf at a massage parlor today.
It was gross, and she yelled at me in Chinese when i fingered her butthole.
Fuck I have fallen down low.

>>133701087
awesome!

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I have dark brown hair and eyes but I look Italian because that's muh heritage, and they were allies of Germany... so hopefully..

>>133697149
When in 1941? I'd probably be fucked but if I can find someone who speaks English I could go full clairvoyant.

>>133697528
You can still indiana jones your half-nigger ass out of there by getting Hitler to sign your book and then rant on /pol/ about how you fit in with your spoonfed ideology.

Fucking yank

>>133701047
Ah, but you don't understand the mind of the Jew. You see, once that didn't work, they moved on and performed a scientific study to compare how group A jewdick guys would jerk off compared to how group B normaldick guys would jerk off.

The actual conclusions are pretty acrobatic in explaining away how little the foreskin had to do with it, but the ultimate conclusion was that they were both fully capable of ejaculating. Ergo, there's no reason not to get circumcised.

Checkmate goyim.

>>133701087
I feel a little bit better about myself after reading that

>>133697149

Well since this is me I'll be fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sm-fJJkyU8

Did hitler like black people?

>>133701343
>I feel a little bit better about myself after reading that
please do.
And don't make bad life decisions.
Being Degenerate takes a toll on your soul. I'm in too deep now, so im just gonna go with it

>>133697149

Dirty blond hair
Blue/green eyes
No physical deformities
Out of shape but not grotesquely fat
6'4"
50% English and 25% Scandinavian DNA with the rest a Western European mix

Pretty good

>>133701282
good post

>>133698699
Fun fact: American English has changed less since the 18th Century than British English.

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>>133697149
Brown hair
hazel eyed
senpai is german/italian/anglo
Only german I can speak is "und beir bitte"
give it to me strait /pol/ what are my chances?

ITT: everyone is Hitler's dream child

>brown hair
>green Anglo-Saxon eyes
>english only
>yuge Roman nose
I think I'd make it, after all Goebbels looked like a kike rat.

>>133697149
Blonde hair, blue eyes, English only...probably pretty well fucked. Also, pretty sure I left the oven on in 2017 so doubly fucked.

>>13369714How late in 1941? 11/12 chance I can go to the embassy and get the fuck out of there, or even spend a little time there

>Hazel-Green eyes
>Brown hair
>6'1
>Straight nose
>Speak Baby Deutsche

Not too fucked

I'm an engineer with a hobby in building my own semi advanced technology from scratch (ie, taking raw materials and making the parts out of them).

I'd be a national asset no matter what western country I woke up in. Maybe I could get a nice traditional German girl.

>>133697149
>light skinned black
>only speak english and little bit of french


brb becoming spy for Germany

>>133697149
Brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, circumcised, Amerigan. I look a lot like young Goebells so maybe I'm fine.

>literally a spic
Adiós.

>blue eyes
>dark blonde hair
>white
>autism
>don't speak German
I'd probably get oven'd

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>>133697149
I'd be alright. 100% Ching chong pretend to be disgusting Jap monkey.

>black, curly hair
>brown eyes
>circumcised
I hope my apartment's on the top floor because I'm just gonna jump.

>>133697149
>big blue eyes
>light complexion
>dark blonde
>speak a little bit german
>a pole
I'm so fucking dead.

>>133697149
>dirty blonde hair
>cant speak german
>green eyes
>roman nose

i have a 40 percent of living

I think I'd be fine, I can easily pass of as Japanese and maybe liberate some German cuties

>>133697149
I'm pretty tan atm, and I speak enough spanish I might be able to convince them I am a spanish fascist

>>133706552
fuck im perma tanned if im not wearing long sleeves im dead

>Implying brown hair and brown eyes wouldn't be considered white in 1941 Germany

I'd just ask them to deport me back to Flanders tbhfam.
i should make sure i don't get on the wrong train tho :^)

>>133697149
strong jawline, blue eyes

still fucked because pretty much every german male in my age was send to the front and died in the next 4 years

Who cares about your hypotheticals man I would be so happy. It would be like waking up from a nightmare

GOOD TRY CIA

>>133697149
>Only speak French and English
>Brown hair
>Green eyes
>Family is entirely anglo

Not that fucked I think desu.

>>133697149

Blond hair, blue eyes, in shape, educated... Im good but about to lose a war

>black hair
>brown eyes
>long nose
>speak english and japanese (possibly exploitable)

>>133697149
>Dirty Blonde
>6'4"
>Green-Hazel eyes
>Greek nose
>Half Greek (from the West, all of them are blonde, blue eyed) paternal grandfather known resistance in Athens, Half German, maternal grandmother in Munich, Hitler went to her house back in the 30s to try and get support from my great-grandfather
>No knowledge of German, basic knowledge of Greek
>Not circumcised
I'd say I'm 50% fucked

6'3"
Pale skin with some freckles
Dark brown hair
Hazel eyes but more brown than green
Nordic nose and facial structure
I speak english and french
Northern European/Germanic Euro-Mutt but mostly English

I think I'm fine

>>133697149
>How fucked are you?
Absolutely 0% fucked.

Considering that I speak perfect German and all my Grandparents lived in Nazi Germany and that one of my granddads fought on the eastern Front, I am completely and utterly fine.

Just need to somehow win the war...

>>133708163

What, you really don't know enough to help the war effort massively? If you gave them the knowledge that the Enigma will be cracked cracked and something like the AK47 which is very easy to mass produce but effective you would help turn the tide.

I bet most people know at least 10 things that could make a huge difference.

>>133697149
>Red hair
>Brown eyes
>Only speak English
>Based 99% British DNA and like 0.something East Asian
>Pure bred human
>Win war

>blonde-brown hair
>hazel-brown eyes
>know basic German, a bit Russian. Sound like a fuck ton of mixed accents.
>roman nose

>Pretty much just look Irish.
>Only speak English.
>Pale and non-coon looking as long as I stick out of the sun.

I'm good.

>>133697149
>dark brown hair and eyes
>above average height Brit
>prophetic knowledge of things to come
I would present myself as a double agent for the Reich and use my future knowledge to circumvent the fall of man.

White.
German surname.
Blond hair.
Blue eyes.
Hate fukin (((jews))).
Afrikaans speaking.

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>>133697149

>>133697149
>>can't speak German, only American

>American

>Italian
I'd probably be ok, I guess

>>133697528
>most whites
>cutfags
smuganimegirl.jpg

>>133697149
I would be fine.
>Speaks bad but intelligeble German
>Looks just like any other Nord
>Would even volunteer for SS
It would be like a match in heaven i'd guess.

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>>133712361

>>133697149
Blond hair with gray-blue eyes

Also, I'd try desperately to warn them of everything about to happen so they could win. Give them all the secrets of modern technology so they could rapidly modernize their military.

>>133697149
>Brown Hair
>Green Eyes
>everyone of my facial features scream potato nigger
>only speak English
Probably fucked

>>133700638
Pretty much this.

>>133697149
>dirty blond
>blue eyes
>can speak German
I'd be more worried about the approaching soviets

>>133699205
you're a linguistic guy

>>133699230
lerne mehr

>>133711342
Yea this lmao, how stupid are you people ?

Doesn't matter what color your hair or even skin has, neither how much dick you have left. If you share some valuable information, which all of us have since we're 70 years in the future, that could very well lead to the good guys winning the war and saving the world the disgusting fate that is our timeline.

And the guy who made that happen would be treated like a hero.

As for me, 100% German, speaking fluent German and English, literall Hitler youth haircut, well informed on important people, ideologies, locations and events prior, during and after WW2.
Alread NatSoc today, would be extra motivated since i saw the horrors that came after the allied "victory"

Meine Ehre heißt Treue.

So yea, i'd be sitting at the Reichstag in a matter of weeks.

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>>133712783
nice larp achmed

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>>133697149
>brown hair
hmmm

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>6"2'
>dark green eyes
>brown hair
>pale white skin
>pure croat

>>133712845
Warum sagst du sowas Kamerad ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rqu3bndYiYg

not fucked

brown hair, brown eyes, red beard

6'4 tall, speak english. probably put me in a pow camp.

>>133713078
average slav here

>>133712783

> Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch
> Enough to explain what the Manhatten Project is and where
> Can accurately describe the uranium enrichment process and tell them to stop wasting time with heavy water reactors

Yeah this could be good

>>133697528

PENIS INSPECTION TIME!

>>133697149
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Can speak French and broken German
>You know, maybe the Treaty of Versailles really was unfair after all... And we share a common heritage, rooted in Charlemagne Empire, right?

>hazel(green/blue) eyes
>brown hair
>Polish, British, Czech and Welsh heritage
>circumcised

>>133713136
Yea stuff like that.

Also improve communication with the Axis brothers. Depending on which date in 41 i awake, stop the Italians from their clusterfucks so we can invade the Soviets earlier.

Find a way to deal stop or delay the Japanese from attacking Pearl Harbor so the Americans won't go to war this early. Instead use my English and knowledge to sway more Americans towards a pro Axis pov.

Recruit more Europeans into the fight against the Commies and so on.

>>133697149
6 feet of fit, blonde haired blue eyed goodness but I don't speak german.
It's a garbage language anyway.

>>133697528
not a problem for me.

>>133713136
That wouldn't stop the soviets.

>Balkanfag, dark brown/black hair, brown eyes - nowhere near Aryan
>Grandfather fought on the Axis side, might help
>Fluent in German/English/Balkanshit languages, understand Russian to some extent
>Normal uncut dick so I won't be mistaken for a Jew even with my big nose

If they still wanna take me to the showers I'll just tell them the Brits are working on breaking Enigma and all the other shit I learned about WW2.

6'2
Blonde hair
Blue eyes,
Dutch/English might as well join the waffen ss when they accept foreigners

>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>white
>barely know any German
Probably fucked unless I make propaganda for the Germans or get out before Pearl Harbor happens

>>133711342
What makes you think the Nazi high command will give some random guy in Berlin who doesn't even speak German all that well an audience? They got much more important shit to do.

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>>133713427
>Polish, British, Czech and Welsh heritage
>heritage
>American flag

You lads never fail to disappoint

>>133697149
I'd be running around like an autist trying to find a jew to report to the local authorities

I'd also volunteer for inspections and investigations onto people suspected of hiding jews. Other than that, I'll try to continue my civilian life.

>>133713588

Yep. I'm not sure I could persuade anyone that I, a random foreigner with no references or checkable personal history, could be a reliable source of military intel.
However the physics I know from my degree is verifiable theoretically and experimentally so I could write it all down and post it to Werner Heisenberg before I tried to approach any police or military officials.

Main thing I want to avoid is instant mental hospital for claiming to know the future, or execution as a spy for knowing secret military details

>>133714014
Say you're a spy / defector and you have crucial information. Some unarmed guy that willingly seeks out military or police and tries to communicate wouldn't get shot down in the streets. Soldiers would or whomever you report to first will take you to some higher up. This'd go on until you're infront of someone that understands enough English to make sense out of what you're talking.
Then you're golden.

>>133697149
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Tall
>Learning German for 2 years
I'm home

>>133697149
>6'1
>sandy blond hair
>pale gray blue eyes
>speak some german
I'm ready

>>133697149
I'm just gonna take the train to the Netherlands to hang out with my grandparents.

>>133697528
I don't think I've never had a problem with my circumcised penis, but then again how would I know what I'm missing out on. Last time I hooked up with some slut I couldn't Keep my dick hard, but she was fat and I was drunk. I would not have my kid circumcised.

>>133715406

Only to find out they were loyal NSB members

>>133698813
depends

there just isnt much precedent because there were almost no blacks in germany at that time - most came with the occupation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_black_people_in_Nazi_Germany

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>>133697149
>golden blond hair
>blue eyes
>can speak Yiddish, German, English, Swedish, Portuguese, French and at least read latin
>aryan nose

>>133712421
at this point english is synonymous with arabic

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>blonde hair
>hazel eyes
>speak american
>have all the skin on my penis

>>133697149
im pretty sure theyd understand if i told them i was american. how did they treat americans? oh god oh jeez oh god oh jeez

>>133697149

It would all depend on whether or not they would believe me when I would tell them that I'm from the future and I know how to win the war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_Nazi_collaborators

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Goldberg

>>133697149
>blue eyes
>blonde
>186cm
>flag
I'd feel quite confident

>>133697528

I'd start freaking them out by telling them everything I knew about Die Glocke and all of the weird super secret experiments they were doing.

Then I'd tell them I'm from the future and tell them that the Nazis lost the war, everyone that was captured was hung, and most of the top leadership escaped to Argentina/Antarctica.

I mean, if you're gonna die horribly anyway, might as well have some fun.

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>>133697528
>most whites
>circumcised

Pick one

>>133697149
>tall
>white
>germanic ancestry
>blue eyes
>took german in high school and college
I think I'd be fine

>>133697149
>Blonde, blue eyed, aryan.

SS here I come

>>133697149
dark blond
brown eyes
speaks german

now get me to romel, i have very intresting info on allied positioning and russian strategies

>>133716660
>>took german in high school and college
Ach, Ja, Guten Morgen mein Fuehrer, Mein Name ist Jamal, Ich bin ein schoene Deutsche! Wo ist die Weise Maedel??? Mein BBC ist so Hunger!!!

>>133697149
>light/goldish brown hair
>grey/blue eyes
>speak Dutch and some German

Think I'll be allright, btw the hitler only wanted blonde blue eyed people is a meme

I'd be fine but I'd be worried about the aftermath of the war. I would probably head back to my own country, even if it were overtaken by the germans the aftermath would be less bad.

>>133697149
> light brown hairs, former blonde when I was younger
> brown eyes, former blue eyed
> light skin
> has alsacian and sudete ancestors

Well I guess I would just have to learn german, not a big deal

>>133716782
kek

>>133716694

Enjoy getting sent East into the meatgrinder. Hope you prefer a heroic death

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I think I gonna be okay

>>133697149
Flee to america, bet against Germany, invest in stocks.

6'3, relatively fit
Dark Brown Hair
Amber Eyes
Uncircumcised
Fluent in English, German, and Portuguese
¾ Portuguese, ¼ German
Help I have no idea how I would fare in that type of situation

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>>133697149
the fuck is a donezo?

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>>133697149
Are you fucking retarded?

>>133697149
>25% italian 75% anglo
>green eyes
>light brown hair
>can speak minimal german (greeting ect.)
>am already a nazi
>physically fit
i would single handed stop the invasion of berlin

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>>133716846
>THIS

You have no idea how much I keep hearing normies say "Urrr Hitler wanted to kill all people who didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes"

Blond
Blue eyes
Good shape
Speak German (albeit with a heavy accent)

>>133697149
6"5 ruskie slav rip

>>133698318
ostbaltische schwein

>>133715890
Paradox

>>133697149
>polish
>dark hair
>blue eyes
Into Dachau with me.

>black hair
>white-almost-transparent with some dots on face
>don't know nazi salutes
>don't know how to speak german
>can act like i'm hollywood actor
I would be fine I guess.

>>133697528
if you're circumcised, then you are by definition NOT white

>>133717544
80% of north-americans are circumcised

>>133697149
people who only speak English but still think they'll be fine have probably forgot that Germany was at war with the U.K. and they will be assumed to be spies

>>133717579
my point exactly

>>133717529
You could apply for the wehrmacht or the russian or ukrainian ss divisions

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>>133717581
That's the point of surrendering

>>133717213

What were the rules on non-Germanic Europeans though?

If somebody had a French Grandfather or an Italian mother for example?

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>>133697149
yeh no I'm good.

>>133717740

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1YsN71Yvt8

is it known in France that resistance killed as many French people as occupiers did and that allied bombing killed even more?

And that the milice francaise was a big deal?

>Northern European/Northern East Indian
>dammit I'm screwed
>oh wait I literally have an advanced degree in nuclear physics
>the 3rd Reich gets the hydrogen bomb in 1941
>I'm sent to the lebensborn project as they try to harness my genes in what they believe I'm either a genius or a time traveler or both
>when they're done, I'm subjected to vivisection and my body parts end up in tiny jars to be studied for decades to come.

I'm good with being a slave in secret nazi experiments.

>>133697149
Dark blonde hair
Dark blue-green eyes
Bright red beard
Speaks Danish and some German

I'll just find the Danish embassy and claim I've lost my memory. I go home to Denmark, probably spend some time in a hospital, but with the "memory loss" and me otherwise functioning normally, I'll get discharged to find a place to live and work.
Maybe write pseudonymous letters to Berlin with detailed accounts of future events. But if that doesn't help I'll find myself a woman, have a quiet family life in a small Danish provincial town and enjoy the peak and early decline of western civilization.

>auburn hair
>blue eyes
>speak german
>no family tree record cause family were serfs
im fine i guess

>Eternal Anglo - rightful brother in arms to the Shining Aryan
>Speak German pretty well
>would have supported BUF and joining Axis forces instead
Probably be alright tbqh

I'm a Gook

>>133699429
>Christian Pole
>utters in Polish

>keine Papieren
>1941 Berlin
>Polnische Schweine!
>to camp Ich say!

srsly in that scenario you'd better tell them you're American spy and they should treat you as POW.

>>133706360
>a pole
>Berlin 1941
yep you're screwed

>>133708290
"Ich arbeite in Japanischer Botschaft"
"大使館で公務員です。”
^working in Japanese Embassy -problem solved
-if they wanted some documents -anything with japanese on it would do. It would work: see "Chiune Sugihara" for reference

>>133717021
it all depends if you know language

>>133717936
You fucktard, you wouldnt do more to save your heritage and people?

>>133717743

>asks important question

>nobody responds

>blonde
>green eyes
>speak extremely bad german
>have Phd. in masturbation and playing video games

heh, yea nothing personell, thread

>>133697149
>brown hair
>lighter brown eyes
>only speak hungarian
>straigh-ish nose
i'm fine

>>133713427
>polish and czech
So you're a kike?

>Light Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Germanic nose
>6 foot 4
>German/Austrian heritage
>Can make basic conversation in German

I think ill be fine

>>133697149
> blonde
> green eyes
> white as snow
> speak four languages, including German

Well, I'd be better off than I am now, at least.

>can't speak German
>in Germany
Yeah we'd both get our teeth pulled by the Gestapo lad.

>>133697149

im fucked goddammit

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>Blue Grey eyes
>dark Brown hair
>German as mother tongue
>No leftie scum in Berlin
>everything is great

>Same Hair Colour as the Führer
>Same Eye Colour as the Führer
>No moustache
>Speak Swedish
>Be of pure Swedish ancestry as far as records go (1600-something)

I'd get a lift back to Schweden

Reddish brown hair
Blue eyes
Pale
6 Foot
English and French

What was hitler's opinion on celts?

>>133718120
No Anjem, you have to go back

>>133697149
>white skin
>blonde hair
>6'4"
>can speak american and base amounts of german

>>133718351
Hitler hade blå ögon bara så du vet

>>133697149
Im still gonna be a fucking leaf if I wake up so why bother ever waking up

>>133718456
No shit, det har jag med

>>133697528
Only ameriniggers are circumcised
>>133697149
I could tell them in broken english I'm irish and be left alone. Neutral country and all. Id just offer to join the military.

>>133701771
skwerl

>>133697149
>Brown
>5'8
>Brown eyes

I could be a spy for asian countries I guess

> Blonde
> Blue eyes
> Brit with Austrian gran

When i get turned in to the SS as an English spy I will spill the beans. It's not eating carrots that gives Spitfire pilots amazing night sight, but a top secret tech called AI RADAR.

>>133718518
Six foot pale skin green eyes btw
>>133718608
I can see why so much of pol hates stormfags now. Ethnic board

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>blond hair
>turquoise eyes
>6 foot
>Really fucking dislike Hitler
See you in hell Kraut fucks.

>>133697149
>75% German
>German last name
>Can speak German
>WWII tactics lover
>dirty blonde hair, blue eyes.
>Catholic

I can probably get by just fine.

>British with a knowledge of German
>obsessive about WW2 history

I mean I guess I could sell my country out and tell them about where key military positions are.

>>133699474
>female
>on /pol
Pick one

>blue eyes
>dark blond hair
>cant speak german
>not circumcised
would been a mix bag

>>133697149
Well I'm not German by blood and I can't speak German so I'd probably get arrested for being a bad British spy after spending some time just wandering around trying to find someone who understands what I'm saying.

Then, after getting arrested and getting an English translator, I'd tell them I want to join them despite not being German and I'd be happy to live in Germany as a non-German second class citizen. I would do my best give accurate predictions about the details of the war assuming I wake up with my memory intact. I would hope that after giving enough accurate predictions about allied plans and movements I could become a high-ranking advisor to the Fuhrer and help him win the war by telling him everything I know about the future of the war so he can always stay 12 steps ahead of the allies.

I think I'd be fine.

>tall
>straight, Germanic nose
>light-brown hair and hazel eyes, but siblings could be Reich poster children
>fluent German (orig. from south brazil)
>German passport (albeit from the future, but that counts for tiemtreveller points)

My battle plan would be to use my timetraveller status to find my way to the Führer and warn him of all the mistakes he would futurely make. I know this would be changing history, but I'd sacrifice my own timeline to see what the world would've turned out like if the right side had won. Imagine no Israel, no 70+ years of nonstop Jewish infiltration in the West, no Soviet union as the Nazis would crush them. We could probably have Nazi moon bases by 2017 if Werner von Braun and his colleagues were kept on track in the V2 program early on.

>White
>Brownish blonde hair
>Uncircumcised
>Non-religious
>Speaks Swedish, 20% or so of German is basically the same words as we use

So yeah, I'd probably be pretty ok

I'd whip out my uncut shlong, and go give Hitler my full praise..

>Be a Finn
<say no more, greatest ally

>>133697149
Solidly fucked. Probably killed for being a spy.
>brown hair
>green eyes
>german surname
>fluent in English and Italian. Conversational in Gaelic. Absolutely shit-tier in Dutch, Russian, and Swahili.
>nothing but worthless US dollars and a change of clothes on me.
Might be able to barter advanced tech, like superior plane designs, if not shot on discovery.

>>133718120
Not kike by any means.

>white
>blue eyes blond hair
>ski slope nose
>but manlet and can't speak german
I could salute and say Sieg Heil and Deutsche Volk, but I would likely be rounded up and put into a camp since I look French/Anglo.

>6'7 tall 250lb white man

Which way to the Reichstag?

>>133697528
No whitey born outside the USA and after 1960 is circumcised. You should start organising your bar mitzvah.

>half Polish, half English
>Blue eyes
>Dark blonde hair
>Know basic German

I'd probably try to act as an Abwehr agent, try to say something like
>Ich arbeite für Abwehr
>Ich bin ein Abwehr agent
Idk if that's correct
Still, I would go to France, try to find connections with resistance and get shipped to Britain

>>133697149

Could be great movie. If shot in the 70s.

>>133697149
Blond, blue eyed, come from German background so can appreciate the cuisine, talent for languages though my German is poor, I think I would do alright.

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>>133700638

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>>133697149
>Blond hair
>Blue-grey eyes
>can't speak German, only Swedish and English
>Aryan nose, but due to fights it's broken.

I think I'm good.

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>>133697149
>nordic master race
>can speak German

Guess i am joining the SS.

>>133697149
Well considering America didn't go to war until that December, I'd march my happy ass down to the American embassy, claim that my passport was stolen, and get one reissued so I could gtfo before Pearl Harbor. I'd also probably hang out around Berlin for a while, because it would be neat and i could practice my German.

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>green eyes
>wavy brown hair
>tall
>not cut
>can speak german

not that it matters, they'd hate me anyway.

>>133697149
>1/8th nigger
>curly black hair
>brown eyes
>polish
>can't speak german

rest in peace

>>133697149
Id warn Germany about Merkel and rapefugees if they caught me. Go down as "Jew nosetradomous"

>>133717816
I don't know much about the occupation, I can't tell, the only thing I can tell you is that the allies bombing indeed destroyed more than the german invasion

The resistance isn't known for particularly killing civilians, they targeted way more the german soldiers and infrastructures than they killed people

Also I can't tell you because where I live had a really small occupation force that from what I heard didn't do that much and the rest of my family faced more the italian occupation (that was apparently retarded) than the german one

From my czech family however I learned that between the krauts and the soviets the first were better (but still pretty cruel)

Well, my post is now a mess from the corrections I put but you can understand what I say after all and I'm too bored to structure it

>Brown hair
>Light blue eyes
>White as fuck
>Skeletor Manlet, but still average height for italian standards
>Classic mediterranian traits
>Dick not mutilated by jewish barbaric techniques

I guess I wouldn't be that fucked

>>133697149
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>know basic German, can hold a simple conversation
I would do good

>>133697149
Retard do you think that anyone seen walking down the street without blond hair and blue eyes would have been shot on sight?

>light brown hair
>green / blue eyes
>germanic
>speak Low Franconian

I should be just fine if i don't talk to much.

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>>133701790
>beir
I would shoot you for that.
Jokes aside...its Bier ameribro

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>>133706198
chinese were actually liked too.
The japs started war with you so we had to join in.

Remember, we had a bunch of germans in china. Like John Heinrich Detlef Rabe

>>133697149
It's English, not American.

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>>133697149

How the fuck did I get here. Take a train, go back to Hungary.

>>133718036
If we look at this as a time-travel scenario, chances are I can't change much anyway without causing a paradox.
The most logically consistent scenario is that I already went back in time, tried to change things and it didn't work, leading to the world we have today anyway, except I've lived out my life from the 1940s instead of the 2010s.

>>133718608

Nah Mongrols like you get put down.

I have some genetic foot shit they'd probably assume was polio (that's what they said my grandfather had in the 40s America) so I'd be as fine as Goebbels

Other than that blonde hair blue eyes

>>133697149
>speak american
You're dead mate.

>>133725739

>the moment you realize you took the wrong train

>>133697149
I know people that lived in berling in 1941, i would just go there and tell them my story. So np

>>133726164
That would derail my mood even further.

>>133697149

>Blue/grey eyes
>Blonde hair
>5'7 manlet
>Slim
>Not squinty eyes, like a lot of my fellow countrymen have
>Round face
>Know a few German words

I'd probably manage

>>133697149
>he fell for the Nazis murdering brown hair and eyed people meme

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>>133697149
>part german
>basic german vocabulary
>light brown hair
>brown eyes

I could probably sign up for the army or get by enough to get to spain

>>133699474
Pics please qt

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>>133697149
transgender with brown hair


id probably be sent to the camps right away

>>133726959
more like shot on the spot by an SS officer

but post boipucci

Im half scot/Welsh and half Maori I have blue eyes dark skin and silveryish blonde hair turns darker blonde in the winter.

>>133699702
Liar.

>Black hair
>Brown eyes
>Yellow skin
>Tranny degenerate.
>Can speak English only

I guess I'm fucked.

>>133726959
More like sent to my personal Harem right away.

>>133727461
noice and absolutely degenerate

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>>133697149
I'm finally home

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>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>at a time when the krauts liked finns
I think I'll manage

>>133697149
Half japanese
Start pretend speak Japanese

>white
>blonde
>blue eyes
>187 cm tall
>straight nose
>not circumcized
>basic knowledge about the German language.

Pretty un-fucked, I'd say.

>>133727409

Can I use your personal harem, in the spirit of the comradeship between our nations and our common struggle against the Judeo-Bolshevik barbarism that seeks to destroy Europa, enslave our children and haul our women to the personal harems of disgusting Communist comissars?

>>133697149
>blue eyes
>blonde
>nordic looking
I think I'd be bretty cool :-DDDD

>>133727682
We still love Finns.

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>>133697149
You spot a grue.

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>Ibero-celtic complexion
>no knowledge of German
>know basic Spanish
I'd tell the authorities I'm with the Blue Division/Spanish Volunteers.

>>133728212


le white hispanic meme

Unless you were a visible minority, Jew, Slav, or gypsy, you'd probably be ok. Even if you were sent to a POW camp, the British were treated by far better than the soviets were.

>>133700423
If I were in Nazi Germany, I would want to go back. They're getting their asses kicked eventually.

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>>133697149
>unironically believes he will get killed for looking Italian
Fucking America.

>>133729058

Solzhenitsyn actually mentions that. Because the west abided by the Geneva convention, westerners were very well treated in German prison camps. They received so much supplemental food from the red cross they didn't even bother with the stuff the Germans gave them. Soviets starved because they wouldn't agree to the Geneva convention.

>>133698030
Same exept some of my family members are in the resitance and are/will be arrested and deported

Howerver they are in the resistance because they don't like the idea of my country being overrun by germans not because they are commies/jews/homo or other type of sub-humans

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>>133726959
>The SS officier will not make you his girlfriend (male)

>>133697149
I would be fine. Only question is how to change history…

>>133697149
Well im getting gassed.

>>133697528

Uh oh, I didn't think of that. Or maybe I should say "Oy Vey".

>>133697149
>blue eyes
dishwater blonde hair
>spent 3 summers in austria and 1 full year before college living in vienna
>can speak decent german and a little polish
>computer engineer
>love browsing k
>i would blueprint an ar15 and bring it to Hitler
>tell him about my idea about nuclear bombs
>become Hitlers advisor
>conqour the world
>shit would be cash

>brown skin
>black hair
>cant speak german or proper english
>black eyes
>nose very prominent

i can escape the camps at night.

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Germany was 99% German in Hitlers eyes. The blonde haired blue eyed master race is a meme. There were plenty of Germans with mixed magyar/slavic blood and this never bothered Hitler.

Hitler himself had brown hair. Hitler married a woman with brown hair when he could have had almost any dane he wanted.

Hitler hated the Jews. And he was right to hate them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

>>133712732
Para tú

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>>133732693
They didn't even put the rats into camps because they were kikes. Before the war Hitler's government paid for 80,000 (kikepedia says 60,000) 'German' Jews to relocate to their holy land. National Socialists were mostly working/middle class stereotypical Germans.

You would have had your citizenship terminated if you didn't leave voluntarily. That's it. India did the exact same thing to millions of whites after WWII.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement

>>133701271
im taking this flag

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>>133735015
Good. Yours is awfully Jewish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Program#The_25-point_Program_of_the_NSDAP