Texas invades Brooklyn in trailer for action-thriller Bushwick

With shit like antifa happening, this won't connect with normies.

Why would Southern States invade when theyve only ever wanted to be left alone?

>>133689619
It's RedDawn 3. The south are the bad guys in this version.

So, again, southerners are the bad guys, they're dumb and evil and they just want to take what isn't rightfully theirs. This movie is so implausible. I mean, wouldn't New Yorkers know that there was an army headed their way? How would tons of Texans be able to move to New York and start a war without some people noticing?

>>133689163
If the south got all the way up to NYC, haven't they basically won at that point?

Also what reason would they have to invade NYC anyway?

>>133690027
>>133690204
all these, even for some implausible liberal movie, this seems really brainless and improperly aimed

Lol the south had no intent to invade the north. They only attempted to invade parts of Pennsylvania and Maryland so they could surround DC, deliver a letter of peace to Lincoln, and end the war.

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>>133689163
it just keeps on getting more self indulgent they truly are the underclass. It makes me feel Stalinist knowing that perhaps we don't deserve anything more than robber barons and cheats ruling us when people are this fucking dense. Thinking war is like this "Yu whyte bois shouda seen the 70s" IT WASNT A FUCKING WARZONE YOU CUNT, PEOPLE WERE RIOTING AS THEY ARE NOW.

The evolian view is that whatever comes of inaction is what we deserve as punishment politically and as this shit gets more and more blatant where will it leave those who see the ZOG nightmare cometh.

>>133690390
Its like what the other anon said, its a liberal red dawn
The bit in the trailer goes:
>"whats going on"
>turns on radio
>"texas has announced that its succeeding from the union"
>explosions

>>133689163
Why is there a jew there? Hasid jews aren't allowed to associate with us goyim.

Holy shit the jews in Hollywood want to start this shit.

Look at them already inciting violence and dividing people. And the mob loves it.

>>133690972
they traveled an awful long way just to say they're fucking off from the union. why exactly would they hit NYC? Like, shit, I'd expect them to just build a wall around the entirety of their state.

>>133691304
since it looks like a NYC jerkoff movie, it might be people from upstate

>>133689163
Why so Abraham Lincoln at the far right

>>133689163
Of course they're is the Orthodox heeb who looks nothing like the gremlins you actually find there

implying this isnt happening already except with Midwestern hippies

>>133691468
its one of NYC's numerous jews
I think the climax of the movie is all the different minority groups coming together to defeat the evil white southerners

>>133690831
indeed. its literally a leftist action fantasy with 2 white folks playing lead rolls no less. kek! pure victim underdog film porn. a joke that will be watched by jokes.

however the troll in me wants to see a sequel where a 10yr old texan girl with a rifle defends her town from scummy hipsters on her way to sunday school.

>>133690831
>Strya thinking it knows what the 70s we're like in the US
/Pol/ was around then and they shit posted IRL.

>>133691662
I want Texas to invade jew york and take it over. If that happened, I'd fly out to join the occupation.

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>>133691932
(((hides flag)))

>>133692102
What you consider hippies were actual revolutionaries.

>>133692230
Faggot.

cringe

>>133692272
succ muh dik

>>133689163
Bahahaha... What fcnk Hollywood faggotry.

>>133692736
Go to bed you have to get your sleep schedule back on track before summer ends.

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Why would you invade when all you had to do was simply stop sending them food and resources?

How much food and electricity and fuel does New York require to run?

>>133691468
Hacidic jew

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>>133689163
>Texas
>acres of private property
>BBQ
>hunting
>titty bars
Mmmm...
>going to Jew York City
Something doesn't add up.

Spoiler: Jew is a badass, Guido from Jersey is main hero, niglet woman teaches everyone about morals at the end, and the pastor turns out to be a traitor.

>>133689619

Revenge for Atlanta.

>>133693749

So it mimics Stalinsit propaganda. His films generally included a saboteur.

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>>133689163
>That scene at 1:40
>Guy reacts to being hit before the swing even happens
>A swing so slow it wouldn't put a toddler off his balance
>This is what was good enough for the trailer

Ho boy this is going to be a good one.
And fucking kek at New Yorkers thinking they are the underdogs.

>>133693960
It is direct to blu ray, vod afterall

>>133689163
>Texas invading NYC
>jews hiding in allyway from evil Texans
>big white dude leads heroic KANGZ resistance with stronk wooman

Evil whitey needs to be stopped 2bqfhfam its 2017

I'll buy it if Texas wins.

>>133692102
Fuck off cunt, Putin would make a great post!

>Make movies antagonizing a vast part of the country
How does this shit even sell? Granted these days the biggest market is chinks

>>133694516
Don't know much about a U.S demographics

If NY is full off liberal anti gun hipsters then they would have no chance... Texans would just walk over them...

>>133690027
Can we all pause with with all your rational criticism and address the biggest plot hole. The leftists inevitably win in this movie which would never happen

If Texas seceded from the Union again, would it not face resistance in the South? Why would Texas attack New York?

Man, that is some ridiculous shit.

I love a movie where the good guys win

>>133694803
>texans
>walk
choose one

>>133694904
Because libshit writers need everything set in their precious NewYork or L.A.

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>>133689163
>le Texas far-right boogeymen

Do these shitlib East Coast retards realize that Texan cities are even more pozzed and negrofied than even NYC?

>>133689163
>that jew
kek i would watch this

>>133691003
lots of jews in nyc in brooklyn they have a sign that says oy vey

>>133689163
why the fuck are the texans wearing black. in an even slightly realistic scenario they'd be wearing civvies plus the occassional nat. Guard uniform.

Also, why are they invading fucking New York. They have nothing to gain from losing manpower and equipment in that cesspool: they could just blockade it and bypass it.