/Midwest Reich General/

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Not that I like Ohio, but doesn't it technically qualify as a Midwest state? Just going by the official definition.

>>133687232
why does missouri get to be part of the south and midwest?

>>133688176
rust belt, same as pa, wv, va, ky

>>133687232
bump
>ilikethis.exe

>>133687232
Doesn't that include Chicago, Detroit and St. Louis? This is like a nigger's dream reich.

>>133688354
theyll take care of themselves if shtf.
by that i mean kill eachother.

>>133688354
And there's a lot of Poles here too. We don't take kindly to nazi traitors.

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>those states
>"midwest"

>>133687232
Take off Illinois please

Michigan is ready.

I feel like Minnesota is ignored way too often. We got nords out the ass and no nogs in Duluth because of that massive lynching a while back.

>>133688246
were a deep red state everyone wants to claim

>>133688678
duluth here, right across the street from campus, is nice.

>>133688785
I've been once or twice, the city looks kinda fucked but overall it's nice.

>>133687232
>Ohio left off
I bet someone from Michigan made this.

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Threadly reminder that Iowa is the spiritual, intellectual and political center of the midwestern reich.

>>133687232
You forgot Ohio

>T. Nodak

What do we do about the Chicago problem?

>>133689576

Easy

Turn it into a prison city like that one movie

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>>133687232
The fuck is wrong with you leaving out Ohio? I get it, we're the eastern most part of the Northwest Territory, but for fucks sake, if we're not in the Midwest, Michigan and Indiana aren't either.

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>>133687232
Don't have shop atm, this pic needs to have the "no books, open mind" signs changed & UK should read UN

>>133688246
Because we were a slave state above the 36 30 line. And we kill Mormons.

>>133688888

>>133689436
50574 here. Iowa is the best state in the union for everything but gun laws and nature.

>>133688269
>Virginia
>rust belt

idiot.

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>>133688631
I'm from Colorado and we consider every single one of those states the midwest.
What's wrong with it?
They certainly aren't West, we are.

50158 here.
> everything but gun laws and nature.
>and nature
Yeah that's the worst part about Iowa. All the land has been parceled out and we don't have any forests.

But on the brightside, Missouri and Minnesota are only a few hours drive away.

>>133690481
>>133690278
fuck

>>133688892
It's very long geographically and being on a hill makes traffic difficult

This post is fucking retarded. Do you really want to landlock yourself? You need a seaport. A channel to the sea is probably one of the top causes of historical warfare behind religion. Plus its just a shitty tactical space: Surrounded on three sides by the jewnited states, with no natural borders like mountains, etc, just wide open steppe, and then the just as cucked Canada on the top. As long as you're LARPing, at least masturbate yourself into a tactical position worth two shits.

>>133688269
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=midwest+united+states
Please tell me how Ohio isn't in the midwest

>>133690676
It's rust belt

>>133690278
>no legal weed
>no craft beer
>no mountains, beaches or anything even remotely interesting
>whole state smells like cow shit
>Des Moines barely qualifies as a city
>literal butter sculptures

>best state in the union

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm surprised your bumblefuck state has an internet connection. Shouldn't you be out jerking off a cow or whatever?

>>133690083
A dead Mormon is always a good thing

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>>133690716
As I said earlier, so is the majority of the great lake region. If that's your cut off, remove Michigan, Indiana, and Illinois (potentially Wisconsin too).

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>>133690656
there, happy?

>>133690733
You are the worst type of Tourist.
Stay out of Colorado.

>>133690424
>ignoreredditreplies

>>133690733
>no craft beer
Yeah go suck off other dudes in your dive in bar with your wire rimmed glasses as you pay 18$ for a 6 pack of pumpkin spice amber dog head spice ale you fucking faggot.

>>133691293
What's that Greater Ohio Bullshit? Maine has nothing to do with Ohio.

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>>133690481
>>133690517
You a /k/ommando too?

>>133690733
>no legal weed
DUDE
>no craft beer
Actually, we do have that.
>no mountains, beaches or anything even remotely interesting
I already said our nature sucked
>whole state smells like cow shit
*A lot of it smells like cow shit, but I will concede your point.
>Des Moines barely qualifies as a city
Cities are cancer.
>literal butter sculptures
What, are you jelly or something?
Fun fact: my cousin in law is related to the old butter cow lady.

I say this as a Michigander. Include Ohio dipshit OP.

>>133690733
>no craft beer
Where the hell did you even go?
Literally every restaurant has craft beer.

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>>133691462
fixed

>>133691201
look at the fucking map.
look how closer it is to the east coast.
no one likes you ohio.

>>133691510
>You a /k/ommando too?
Of coursh.

>>133691293
Should add a greater UP & steal the northern coast from Canuckistan
>>133691462
Owning the water channel

>>133691715
There's always a few of us that pop up on /k/. We are a proud lot. Godspeed, my brother.

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>>133691619
I'd say google the census bureau's definition of the midwest, but it seems you're not into reading comprehension. I'd also say see what states made up the Northwest Territory too, but I already tried. You're just fond of acting like a big faggot for no good reason and not adding Ohio into a place where it clearly belongs. Stop being so queer. I'm sure we can all agree that cornfields and guns are comfy.

>>133687232
I always include Oklahoma, Texas, Arkansas, and Louisiana in the Midwest. Am I wrong?

>>133691804
You may as well start a new thread because this OP is acting like a derisive nigger. He didn't even save the flag.

The Midwest is Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, and Ohio. The rest of those are flyover farm states.

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>>133691907
And good luck to you my friend.

>>133689143
Everyone I know from Michigan tries to associate with the East Coast and everyone I know from Ohio tries to associate with the Midwest. I mean, for what it's worth.

>>133692024
Texas, Ar-Kansas, and Louisiana are def south. Oklahoma, no fucking clue what it is but I don't believe it is midwest.

>>133692024
Absolutely and undeniably wrong.

>>133687232
Omaha Nebraska should be our capital

>>133692024
Very. Unless you're Missouri, anyone who fought for the Confederacy should remain in the south. It's only fair to their heritage. I could be swayed on Oklahoma because of it being forced injun territory, then fellow flat farmland with a shit load of tornados.

>>133688655
michigan is more than ready

>>133692064
Hello non-midwesterner.

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Flag

>implying the Dakotas want anything to do with your retarded pussy reich

No one gives a shit about your blood out here. We'll gladly fly our asses back to europe to kick kraut ass AGAIN.

Then we'll fly back, crack a beer, and fuck native pussy.

>>133692139
>>133692171
>>133692218
Are they or are they not in the middle? And what does the Midwest have to do with the Civil War?

>>133692240

I'm from Michigan

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We already have a movement organizing
Midwestern Alliance

>>133691908
cry some more bud.

>>133692129
I don't get it. Is it just the yuppies moving from the east coast pretending that they're still living in some shithole hovel in New Jersey? Why associate with a region you're not even geographically linked to?

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>>133692487

this bread came late today, but I support

>>133692516
I don't know, man. I love Michigan. All I'm saying is everyone I know in Michigan tries to associate with East Coast. I think it has to do with UM all butthurt about not being Ivy League or some shit, but UM grads are butthurt about everything. Again, to be clear, I love the state of Michigan.

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>>133692355
It has been very well established in countless threads already that pic related is our flag.

Hail the midwestern Reich.

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mupdate

>>133692754
Fuck that bullshit. I'm not fighting under that flag.

Give me a sec, I'll design something better.

>>133692428
Midwestern states (aside from the large amount of Missouri bushwhackers) fought for the Union during the war. It's a cultural touchstone for the area because of what individual states contributed to the war effort. Most people can go back and see their ancestors fought too.

>>133692754
This is an awful flag.

>>133692826
sorry i couldn't find a bigger map

>>133692754
You do realize that all the corn grown in the midwest is owned/farmed by like a few hundred people? No one else fucking cares about corn.

>>133692483
>*bluegrass playing awful loud
Whale I weesh you luck, if ya needin any cotton in the future surrlee we can werk sum thin out.

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>>133692840
One true flag of the Midwest

>>133692754
also that flag is literally the equivalence of canada's leaf

>>133692896
That also sucks.

>>133692049
I haven't saved one yet either
Was going to make a flag that was a confederate flag clone except there would be side bars connecting the crossbars & split the crossbar color into a top bottom, making a big M W

>>133692930
>a
>fucking
>ear of fucking corn

>>133692974
>3
>fucking
>ears of corn

>>133692681
I'm all for butthurt UM students if that's the case. They can make believe all they want until the reality comes home that they're going to most likely settle down in a suburb of Detroit and manage the googles for the rest of their lives, or move down to the true mistake by the lake, Toledo.

>A group of states seceding
>The United States letting it happen

>>133692826
(you)

>>133692868
Corn is ethanol and binders and other industrial products. Not just a food source.

>>133692948
Let's see your contribution then, captain vexillology

Where's our capitol again?

we have a site in the works for all that are interested.content, ways to join, and improvements coming soon.

http://midwestalliance.webnode.com/

WHY IS OKLAHOMA NOT IN THERE
FUCK YOU GUYS WE WERE THE ONLY STATE TO VOTE UNANIMOUSLY RED IN EVERY COUNTY

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>>133693208
New Chicago after the cleanse

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The American Midwest is possibly the safest place on Earth for folks of European descent. I myself am in Minnesota, and am a literal refugee from Southern CA. My kind were over-run by Mexicans and it was no longer safe to remain in the town I grew up in. Sound familiar? Anyway, CA has a population of 38.6 Million (!!!) and MN only has about 6.5 Million. There's plenty of water here and the air is clean. The people here are naïve beyond belief and are also dysfunctional socially, partially due to being isolated and partially due to being of Swedish stock. Stockholm syndrome anyone. It's a nice land. Great country, people are nice to your face but are rude AF behind your back. They are tight-knit and don't accept outsiders really. Of course, they have no problem cucking out and allowing Somalis and Hmong to move in. Place is also full of fags, especially old bull-dykes. Everybody hunts deer and is into fishing, unless your a vegan pussy from the Twin Cities. For me the place has a "...for they know not what they do" vibe. I plan on staying, although maybe I should have landed in Wisconsin instead?

>>133693224

>webnode

hahahahahaha. You deserve to be white genocided.

>>133693071
isn't there a shit-ton of nukes in south dakota?
>>133693142
thx i worked hard
>>133693153
ethanol is fucking trash
>>133693235
not midwest, unless we start accepting honorary midwesterners, you're out of luck

>>133692830
>>133692840
>>133692868
Shut your mouths heretics.

>>133693422
see >>133693056
>>133693224
that smells like a honeypot, and even if it isn't it's still fucking autistic

>>133693586
it's not a honeypot, it's an autistic website designed on an autistic website designer made for special needs children

>>133693387
isn't there a shit-ton of nukes in south dakota?
no thats north dakota, aka best dakota.

>>133693336
im from ND and i look down on people from MN. fargo/moorhead is a good example. moorhead is garbage and fargo is a really nice town.
mn is liberal shit hole IMO.
most states are compared to ND.

>>133693387
If you try to use nuclear weapons to break away you will end up getting nuked even harder. What a great Reich that would be

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>>133693586

>not the midwest
>not the south
>not the southwest

Poor Oklahoma, what are they?

>>133693863
Concentration camp?

>>133692835
Missouri is a microcosm of the nation.

>>133693683
ah, thanks for clearing that up
>>133693718
we don't need to use nukes, just the threat of them. also i'm pretty sure the only scenario this thing would work out is if there's a full scale civil war

>>133693863
They stole the SuperSonics from Seattle, so they're okay in my book.

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>>133693863
>not the south
says who?

>>133693863
A barren wasteland is what they is.

>>133691347
Nigger I'm from Breckenridge. I live in Taiwan now, hence the flag.

>>133688678
Sure, but we also have somalis and niggers out the ass in the major cities.

>>133691569
Name one decent craft brewery out of your shitty state. Name one. Go ahead, I'll fucking wait.

>>133694057
You are the worst type of summit fag.
Let me use your house to stay in while I go skiing.

>>133694198
Confluence, Firetrucker, Exile, Peace Tree.

>>133687232

Why no Ohio?

Illinoisfag here, hope you guys like hordes of niggers...

Go White Sox !

>>133694443
Stop sending them to my state.

We can't really be proud of this since we're all chucked full of niggers.

t.Michigan

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Proposal for Midwestern Reich / White Ethnostate.

We gotta suck it up and have a link to one of the two oceans, might as well have it with Main / New Hampshire rather than Washington.

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>>133694443
better?

>>133694501
No.

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>>133687232
WHERE MY HOOSIERS AT?

>>133692477
>MN
>Flyover farm state

Coming from the state known for having the worst/nogged cities in the whole fucking country. And a bonafide Sharia zone? No thanks. We should sever the UP from the mainland and just carpet bomb the rest.

>>133688269
>Michigan
>not rust belt
nigger we have detroit

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>>133694804
why not both?

>>133694804
>not knowing about the St. Lawrence river

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>>133695356
Seeing how pissy people are about even even Ohio in the set of states, Washington / Oregon / Oklahoma are far from out of the question.

I'd support this though.

>>133694239
Hahaaaaa you mad Denver fag?

I fucking hate going down the hill to the shithole you call a city. Your winters are dusty brown bullshit. Your snow melts, like, the next day.

Denver sucks.

>>133694324
Huh. Fair enough.

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>>133694804
Fixed your map

>>133695522
>St. Lawrence river
River going through the United States and Canada sounds much better than having direct connection to the Atlantic Ocean.

>>133695775
Actually I just now notcied we should have all of Virginia

>>133695747
Go the other direction.
Grand Junction.

>>133695775
>jew york
>jersey city
>baltimore
>boston
>philadelphia

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>>133695775

>>133695996
>>133696058
oh and i forgot to mention d.c.

>>133695747
Don't forget all the goddamn dirty neo-hippies. Denver is straight up garbo.

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>>133695775
>>133695996
Mainly have to agree with this. Unless we have the power to depopulate these areas this would be much tougher and more resource heavy to take control of this area.

Maybe a stage two?

>>133696058
Midwest and New England need to be separated.

Utah should be Mormon Republic.

Other than that looking solid.

>>133696229
Completely agree with you, but from the original idea, we need a link to the Atlantic Ocean that isn't a river between two different countries.

Original Idea:
>>133694804

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SOON

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>>133696170
Obviously we'd have to fuck'n demolish everything listed in anon's post
>>133695996
To achieve a Reich those areas would have to be fuck'n flattened in our uprising. Mere succession isn't going to work. The jews in "jew york" would never allow it. Everything you listed we'd have to bomb the fuck out of and invade. Perhaps demolishing and resettling those areas would not only be beneficial to us, but to the other nations that form. With the central kike and nigger influences being wiped it'd embolden others to chase theirs out as well.

>>133695833
Canada isn't gonna do a goddamn thing about it. Although now that I think about it, those areas are especially white -- can never have too much of that. And I should know as my state's chief export is niggers; pump 'em out like crazy. Can we at least annex the St. Lawrence? That thing is the shit.

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How can I get a nice Dearborn gf to let me run her dad's gas station?

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>>133697025
Not opposing this, but I feel we're straying too far away from a "Midwestern Reich".

>>133690278
I wish we had nature.

>>133697553
>wanting nature over food
That's commie talk.

>>133697108
what the fuck is that Alien on the left?

>>133692754
"Well that's objectively the worst flag ever, except for maybe Canada"

>>133695940
Even worse than Denver. At least Denver has restaurants, shopping, culture etc. Grand Junction is a dry, flat, hot shithole that might as well be Utah.

Everything in Colorado east of Pikes Peak and west of Glenwood Springs is a shithole. Special exception for Telluride/Silverton area (i.e. San Juan National Forest).

>>133696483
PenzReich

>>133688702
O Z A R K S
Z
A
R
K
S

If you was from there you'd know, them thar hills is home.

>>133697879
Good thing I'm only here for four months for work.
Then I go back to my place in littleton.
Quit talking shit about every corner of our glorious state mr. tourist town.

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>>133689672

>>133693208
Duluth

>>133697108
haha, good luck with that. There are not very many nice ones. If you do meet a nice one, her parents are probably freaks. Last one I was interested in; after months and months of flirting, her dad invites me over to their home. At the time I didn't think it was that big of a deal, and had some work come up so I didn't end up going. The next day I see her and her dad, and he's got no time at all for me. I was their best customer since I came in every single day, and he didn't even say hello to me. Later, when her dad was not around she told me
>You really should've made it over to our house
And walked off. I still saw her every day for a long time after that, years actually. And never got an invite to anything ever, and her dad was a dick to me the rest of the time. I moved, so I don't go in anymore.

The whole thing was strange, I would watch her dad bring in young handsome brown boys all the time, in the beginning I had no idea who they were. Turns out they were suitors for her. She never liked any of them, so I would see them once, then never again. I saw him bring in probably about 20 of them in the times when I went into their place. Sometimes I still think about her, she was a nice girl, but very confused. Thinking back on her, I'm pretty sure she was a closeted lesbian. Sometimes she would talk about actresses she liked, and certain things she would say about them were a bit off. The fact that she was in her 30s, and still lived with her folks. How she turned away all those young men.

Now I'm glad nothing came of our relationship, I don't think I could look at myself if I had hooked up with some middle eastern.

I'm glad that Michigan is included in the Midwest Reich.

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>>133689436
idiots
out
wonderin'
around