Allowing women to drive was a mistake.

Roasties strike again

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>>133673421
Angry rejected autistic virgin detected

>middle shop girls

They do not look like they are in middle school

>>133673421
thats 3 down imo

>>133673550
Fuck of Kekistan flag.

She killed off some competition. She knows that nobody her age wanted her roast

Life in prison. And plaster this shit all over the news. Spread the word to dumb fucks who insist on texting while they drive. Tired of hearing about bullshit Russia garbage anyways.

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>>133673735
>Fuck of Kekistan flag
It's just a regular Kekistan flag, anon, and not a Fuck of Kekistan flag. I haven't seen the latter. Does it look anything like this?

>middle school girls
What the fuck are they putting in the water

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to be fair those girls crossing the street were probably staring at a phone all the same as the driver. last week I literally watched a retard try to turn right at a red light without ever looking to the right, and a retard pedestrian stepped into the crosswalk without looking right or left.

spoiler alert: the retard hit the other retard and it was avoidable on both ends!

>>133673421

if you're staring at your phone while walking along the street you deserve to be run over by someone staring at their phone while driving down the street

>>133673421
You could make conclusion that cellphones were a mistake

>>133674125
yeah even the driver looks near 30 instead of 24

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>>133673421
I don't care.

>>133673421
I agree op

I do not know what it is about women that makes many of them terrible drivers. Where I work you can watch people driving and I can't count how many incidents were caused or involved women.

They drive too close to the car in front of them, go down the wrong way on a one way, I notice many of them drive with two hands on the wheel and peek over like they can't see

It seems to be a general lack of attention I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with their disinterest in driving. While men have always been one with the automobile most women could care less. They know not what type of engine they have or the tires their car needs etc. They will know if they drive a Kia or mustang or Honda and that's it

>>133673421
Had they been fucked up the ass by their step dad yet? If not, a waste.

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>>133673820
>24
>her age

Here's a( you) I guess

>>133673421
A fucking waste.

>>133673421

It was a fucking accident. I don't feel like she should be punished, she just needs her license revoked.

Would still fuck

>>133673421
Treat the idiot the same way you would treat a drunk in the same situation. They have been warned repeatedly. Time to start making examples of them.

And can we make cell phone inoperable when moving at a speed greater than 5 mph?

>>133673421

Damn. Think of those perfect middle school vagina's that were wasted.

They could have made many penises very happy. Sad!

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>>133675334
I think someone should accidentally shoot you and get a reward

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>be me
>identify potential b8 thread
>begin investigation
>sorry kid, nothing personal
>don my alter ego(my name related)
>teleport mouse over OPs ID.
>one post by this user
>MFW

>>133675752
Every. Time.

>>133675334
yeah maybe even reward her for surviving! like a purple heart or something

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>>133673994
i think i just vomited

>>133673421
>texting while driving
You're fucking retarded if you do this anywhere other than a red light and you're not the first car in your lane.

>>133675665
>implying they haven't already have

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>>133675932
>>133676138

>>133676074
>>133675693

Why do you think young men are charged more for insurance? Because they are reckless and feel like they own the road. Young men cause way more accidents than women, and texting/driving isn't exclusive to women. You people sound like angry virgins.

>>133676240
>doing it at all

Enjoy getting COPPED

Wouldn't risk it lad, either for legal or practical purposes. I've been rear ended in that exact situation and if I'd had a phone out I probably would have panicked a shit ton more than when I had two hands on the wheel.

>>133673421

They were texting Chad or Tyrone to ride some dick that day.

And nothing of value was lost.

>>133676499
>more accidents

More fatal accidents. Women have more minor accidents, iirc. When men fuck up they're statistically likely to fuck up way harder.

>three roasties dead
What a tragedy :(

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>>133676499

>>133673994
imagine fucking the love of your life, she gets pregnant, and the kid turns out like this.

>>133673421
I want to see the aftermath pics

>>133673421
1 roastie kills 2 other rosaries and goes to jail

I fail to see the problem here

>>133673421
>Allowing women to drive was a mistake.
Why can nobody just put down the fucking phone?!!!

>>133673421
You'd be surprised by how many people text and drive. Complete morons.

>>133676828
Because people are too dependent on it and too poor/dumb to use hands free systems.

It's sad to think how many retarded cunts drive around with their faces in their phones. And how many are going to cause a death, yet they're just plodding along oblivious to the horrible future that awaits them. But even worse, their victims are enjoying dinner right now, perhaps talking to their moms on the phone or hanging out with friends and being dorky. They have no idea that some spoiled modern western woman is going to place her momentary social interactions above their entire existence. They don't know that there's a stupid cunt who's going to be typing 'omg, like, he's so cute, you think he's into me?' to some frenemy she barely likes while she smears their guts all over the street. The entire future they have planned, gone. The memory of joy and happiness that their family knew will never come back. 4-5 lives ruined because some worthless cunt who should never have been allowed outside without male company had to fulfill her idiotic socialization instincts over instagram every second of her worthless life.

>>133676659
>More fatal accidents. Women have more minor accidents

You proved my point. Women are more careful, while men feel like they own the road and are more willing to take risks to feel badass or something, which is why they're involved in more fatal accidents. It must be hard not knowing what you're talking about sweetie.

>>133673421
I text and drive all the time even on five lanes of traffic going 70+ MPH and never had any close encounter. Youre a dumbass if you cant text and drive without incident

>>133673618
Middle schoolers are huge now, yo.

>>133675752
Kek

Self driving car technology, or at the very least, automated collision avoidance technology, cannot come soon enough. Collision avoidance should be a government mandated standard safety feature in every car, as ubiquitous as airbags and seat-belts. Imagine all the lives that could be saved.

>>133678718
You are the idiot for breaking the law and endangering your own life and the lives of those around you. Stop texting and driving, you goddamn degenerate.

>>133680180
What about the freedom to drive your own car?

Lets just be bubbled wrapped robots with mortgages and consume till we die

>>133673421

Why would you admit to texting? Just say you had a sneezing attack so you dont go to jail.

People are fucking dumb I swear.

>>133678718
>I text and drive all the time even on five lanes of traffic going 70+ MPH and never had any close encounter.
You only have to crash once you fucking shithead.

>>133680358
You are allowed freedom, except at the expense of others. It's people like you that argued against seat-belts and airbags, and yet, here they are. Collision avoidance is going to become standard in all vehicles, with or without the government. It's obvious that the market is heading that way, car makers are going to put it in on their own to get more sales, and with self driving car technology growing exponentially, soon cars won't even have steering wheels, and we'll all be safer. But rest assured, collision avoidance is coming first, and there won't be any "avoiding" it.

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>>133673421
I was driving home today and had to pass an obvious retard going below speed limit in the left lane. I check the car as I pass and I see a girl in her 20s looking down at her phone which was positioned slightly above the steering wheel. What the hell is wrong with people?

I need to get eagle vision and upgrade my car's horn so every time I see this shit I blast my horn as I pass. Hopefully this will wake the tardfuckers.

>>133678718

This.

The difference is that some of us are quite capable of doing this without any danger. We understand spatial relationships, can accurately judge relative velocities of objects in our environment, and know how to prioritize instantly.

Yet we get lumped with the same morons who are incapable of looking further up the road than the length of their bed, and can not juggle between more than one task in their minds, no matter how fucking simple those tasks are.

If I ever accidentally killed two girls I'd kill myself.

>>133680821
It has been scientifically proven that texting and driving is equal to, if not worse, than drunk driving. Google it, there are dozens of peer-reviewed studies. But go ahead, keep up your "Iamverysmart" attitude until you kill someone. Human beings are not evolved for multitasking, the fact of the matter is, you when you are staring at your phone, your attention is off the road, and all it takes is a split-second to get into a collision.

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>>133673421
If your phone does anything beyond making phone calls you are filth.

>>133681234
>If your phone does anything beyond making phone calls you are filth.
And you're a Luddite. Technology is always moving forward dude, you must embrace it. All it takes is a little self-control to not use your phone in an inappropriate or unsafe situation, but you absolutely cannot deny the incalculable value of having a supercomputer with access to the summation of human knowledge in your pocket at all times.

>>133681077

Lol. Inferior beings, such as yourself, will always prefer to believe that horsehit. It makes you feel "equal" somehow. Stay pleb, dullard.

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Oh shit, she's getting additional charges for deleting the texts that distracted her to begin with as well as possibly panicked texts she sent in the aftermath. THE ROAST IS TOAST

>>133681507
>Lol. Inferior beings, such as yourself, will always prefer to believe that horsehit.
Are you implying that proven, peer-reviewed scientific FACTS are beliefs? Let me guess, you believe 9/11 was an inside job and the Earth is flat. Crawl out from under your rock, this is proven science, not simply a "belief". And no one, absolutely no one, has the "right" to endanger others.

>>133678718
>>133680821
I can do that too very easily but I rarely do it and only in emergencies. I prefer to keep my eyes glued on the road and I genuinely enjoy driving, driving fast and passing all the slow people. One of the reasons I pay attention to the read incessantly is that people are very predictable. It's very easy to spot a driver who will cut you off despite you doing 20+ vs him/her by the way their car moves.

I value my life, my intelligence and my future and gambling it by using my phone while driving around retards is not a worthwhile trade off.

>'was TEXTING'

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>>133681680
>Let me guess, you believe 9/11 was an inside job and the Earth is flat.

FFFFFFFFFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God dangit.

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>>133674238
probably true

>>133673421
>Allowing women to
vote
drive
work
teach
speak when men are talking
>was a mistake

>>133682123
I found the woman beater everyone

>>133680367
>People are fucking dumb I swear.

Just like you. They get your records from the phone company

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>>133682123

This. Cunts should be in the kitchen making sandwiches.

>>133677346
Being better at something means to constantly push the limits of what you are capable of in order to better handle shit.

Women don't feel the need to do that as much when they're driving (many of them can't, though there are competitive exceptions), they don't take risks and generally don't get a 'feel' for the dimensions of the thing they're driving and the myriad of less-than-safe-but-still-useful driving techniques that exist beyond their everyday usage.

In Heideggarian terms, the car does not yet feel ready-at-hand to them. It feels like a clunky extension of themself, not a sleek and fast extension of your ability to navigate obstacles at high speed.

Men will get in more fatal crashes learning how to master the art of driving.

Women will take the rules of driving into account and that will be enough for them, so anytime something out of the ordinary rules of the road happens, they are less likely to respond in a quick and efficient manner and get more dings as a result.

>>133682324
I'm guessing you don't have a girlfriend. At least not with that sexist attitude. It's 2017, the modern woman will not tolerate your sexist bullshit attitude. You can try to hide it, but it will eventually come out and she'll dump your ass. Why is it so hard for neckbeards to respect women? Is it because they can't get any?

>>133682209
>implying he'll ever be in a room alone with a female
t. 28yr old virgin

>implying you've ever had a real conversation with a mixed group where a woman(above 6/10) said something on topic that was intelligent

>>133682451
>current year
>pol

Found the cuck.

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>>133682451

1. I'm divorced

2. She was a thieving, cheating whore. That's why I divorced her.

3. You can fuck off back to R eddit, junior.

>>133682395
But if less women die behind the wheel, who is *really* better off? Men, who "push the envelope" and as a result die more, or women, who drive safer and more conservatively, but die less on the road?

>>133682395
>In Heideggarian terms, the car does not yet feel ready-at-hand to them. It feels like a clunky extension of themself, not a sleek and fast extension of your ability to navigate obstacles at high speed.

I remember one time I almost flipped my German car attempting to see if it could handle a sharp turn at fast speed. Many lulz were had as my car bounced between left two wheels and right two wheels until I finally stabilized it.

No one was around me at the time.

>>133681680

haha, here goes the normie throwing the hissy. Cant get their head around the fact that they share the world with people whose brains are capable of processing information at a much higher speed than their own.

Here's a simple fact for you dullard. I can sit in traffic on a highway and text becasue I am capable of judging the relative distances and speeds of not only my own vehicle but those in front of me and behind me. To the point where I know if I have time to glance at a message ( which I can see and process the content much faster than you ). I can judge whether I can send a reply or not, to the same degree as switching channels on a radio station.

Too bad God gave you life in the slow lane, normie. But its okay, they make the laws to suit the slow brain functioning of your sort. Just dont expect the rest of us to obey it.

PS. We dont get caught becasue we are aware of our environment.

>>133682669
aussie in new zealand

>>133674238
this picture begs more questions than answers.

>>133682628
>But if less women die behind the wheel, who is *really* better off?
Women cause more accidents by driving like slow tardroaches. It's true, look it up. Slow drivers cause accidents by forcing faster drivers to attempt unorthodox passing strategies in order to get around them.

>>133682569
If not treating women like garbage makes me a cuck, then I'm a cuck.
>>133682619
Keep telling yourself that, I can't blame her for cheating on a misogynist who treated her like dirt. Probably cheated with someone who actually treated her like an equal human being and not her inferior. You got what you deserved, bitch.

>>133681780

Yeah, I dont make a habit of it either. The thing is I can do it when I know its safe, something that morons like this guy >>133681680 are simply incapable of understanding.

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>>133682891

Nice, b8. I r8 it an 8.

It was drugs that turned her into a slag.

It's past your bedtime, kid. Learn something about life before embarrassing yourself.

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>>133673421
>highschool prom pics
>middle school

>>133682669
>brains are capable of processing information at a much higher speed than their own.
You sound like such an arrogant prick. You only *think* your brain processes information faster, but a truly smart man wouldn't endanger other people's lives (or their own) in the first place. Anyway, the fact remains, texting while driving is illegal. That makes you a criminal, and therefore scum. I hope the police catch you one day, and you get a HUGE ticket. As you pee yourself to the officer, acting like a pussy ass little bitch, I hope you learn your lesson.

>>133682739

Haha! You must be a woman.

>>133683108
>It was drugs that turned her into a slag.
Can't blame her for taking drugs for some mental tranquility, after all, *you* were her husband. If I was married to you, I'd become a drug addict as well.

>>133682227

And thats not evidence unless you admit to it stupid shit. All you'd have to is claim you sent a message before you started driving but because bad service it took some time to send.

You have to admit to it.

>>133673550
Fuck your mom you stupid cunt

>>133673421
the two middle school girls were probably texting too while crossing the road

glad to see evolution still in effect

>>133683328

Damn, kid. You can do better than that. Put some effort into it.

lrn2troll.

>>133673820
here's your (yo)

>>133673421
Be interesting to see how the judge rolls on this one. Perpetrator is a white middle class female, pretty. But the victims are also white middle class females, pretty also and younger too.

I've got a feeling it will be a light sentence, as "the victim still alive has suffered enough".

>>133683185
But that what you cant get your thick head around, dullard. There is no danger. We dont do it if there is danger. Get that through your dense skull.

It makes feel great that dullards will always live an inferior life, never knowing the full richness of life. Why? Because they deserve it for spilling their boring mediocrity upon the rest of the world.

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>>133673421
texting while driving
HAHA stilly woman
thats why i only drive while my penisis in my anus

>>133683439

People don't know how to multi-task or make actual phone calls anymore.

What's the fucking point of even having a cell PHONE if you never call anybody?

>>133683648
Haha, you think you're so situationaly aware that a cop will NEVER see you with your phone out? The law is the law, and you're breaking it. You are a criminal, scum lawbreaker. You will get caught, it's only a matter of time.

>>133682628
It'[s not a question of who's better off. It's an analysis of the relative obliviousness of half the population trying desperately to equalize everyone and not understanding just how oblivious and non self-reliant people are created that way. I'd rather have the strength/ability and will to determine my fate than have someone decide on a logistic basis roughly how many people can permissibly do an activity 'safely', and how they are allowed to carry that out.

Yellow-to-red light ticketing have just increased crashes due to the cucks and women bowing immediately to the scary force of law and braking before thinking.

I'd take a beautiful drive fully controlled by my vehicular ability any day over the possibility of a society of infinite whiplash.

>>133675439
The live one or the dead ones Ahmed?

>>133673421
Why do you do this when I can just find a story of a guy doing the same thing?

>>133676659
I read it's the other way round. Women will scrape their car, dent the bodywork, graze other cars in the car park, but men will total a car

>>133682324
Truth.
It wasn't long ago that women were not allowed into bars, they had to meet their husbands in the back.

If you young faggots do believe go look it up

>>133683773

I have been doing it for years, dullard. I dont get caught becasue my situation awareness is superior. Not a boast. Just a simple fact. Unfortunately one the slow witted, like yourself, will never understand. One might as well expect a cat to understand the theory of relativity.

>>133683773

>he doesn't have radar detection in his vehicle to warn him when police are around the corner

Stay pleb, friend.

>>133675073
24 for a woman is past her prime. Women peak at 21-22 and then go down from there.

>>133683943
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/04/03/driver-who-was-allegedly-texting-kills-13-elderly-churchgoers/22023973/

>>133684003
or ask your grandparents.

>>133680180
Literally been castrated. Why would I want the government tracking where I go, where I have to apply for permission to drive a certain distance, and where my car can be shut down by the police at any time

>>133683798
I see what you're saying, and I respect your opinion. As long as you are not a scum lawbreaker, I can get behind what you're saying. There is something to be said about driving, on your own, pushing the envelope as a man. As long as you aren't breaking any laws or endangering others. i still think automated collision avoidance should be a thing, because then those 2 young girls would have been alive today, grown up into beautiful young women, made two men very happy, and provided them with numerous healthy children, but alas, their lives were cut short and that will never happen. It is always sad when women die.

>>133683694

>tfw got weird looks years ago when I was carrying a StarTAC and a Compaq Handheld PC

I got called a fucking nerd for that shit, and now everyone is doing it.

>>133678718

Fuck you, piece of shit.

>>133673421
Fuck this dumb hoe
>Driving a motor vehicle is a commercial transaction
Lets talk about this instead

>>133673994

>le play on words XD

Fuck off with your entry-level, reddit-tier bantz.

>>133681780
>I can do that too very easily but I rarely do it and only in emergencies.
If it's an "emergency" pull the fuck over and text before it becomes a bigger emergency because you crash.

Your stupid dogshit that you probably call an emergency is not more important than other people on the road. Your shit is just not important.

>>133674327
/end thread

>>133684180
>>133683694
exactly
I remember when playing vidya made you a nerd.

>>133680367
>Honest officer I wasn't on my phone
>*Checks phone records*
>Time of incident and time texting match exactly
>I sneezed!
>Well... Even though we have evidence that says different, okay then. Let her go guys!

Dumb mf.

>>133684218
I watch youtube while driving, fuck you

>>133677309
Fucking beautiful post

10/10

>>133684062
Radar detection doesn't work when the police use lasers, as well as unmarked cars.
>>133684156
It's not about you want, it's about what's best for society as a whole. You are insignificant, just one person, and therefore meaningless. The government will follow utilitarian principles and provide the maximum benefit to the maximum number of people, in this case, eventually mandating collision avoidance as a standard requirement in all automobiles sold in the United States. And millions will live who otherwise would have died. Fuck what you want, this is about the millions of souls that will continue to exist, not your selfish preferences of you and those like you.

>>133673421
She has great bone structure.

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>>133684180

I had one of these as my first cell phone.

>>133680747
Take down her number plates and inform the police immediately, hands free ofcourse. Follow her until the police arrive. If someone had done that, those two girls would've lived.

>>133678718
So you're a shitty driver. Cool

>>133674238
This. The right of way is always to the one who will survive the encounter.

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>>133674238
well said, anon

>>133674238
Well, some people be like
>Dis is crosswalk, it's safe not to look
Meanwhile in Lithuania they teached us to look right, left and right again to make sure it's safe. If car is comming, walk only if it stops.

What if instead of suffrage we gave all women little mirrors that they can gaze at themselves with, and the mirror has a little button they can press to make an electronic voice tell them that they are the most special of all

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>>133684301

I know the feeling.

poo in loo

>>133682451
I hate this type of trolling, even more than the Indian stormfags. Why couldn't you be killed instead.

>>133682809
It's a hand

>>133681396
>summation of all human knowledge
>Use it to debate if traps are gay or not
No he's right.

>>133684408

I can absolutely guarantee you modern radar detection also picks up laser scanning. I know this because I own and have tested this in the past. Also, what do unmarked cars matter? Know you are being scanned, drop speed. Simple. Unmarked cars does not mean their scans are magically hidden.

>>133674521
This. My cousin lives across the street from a flower shop and accidents happen a lot there from people backing out of the parking lot and into the street and not paying attention to any coming cars that might show up from behind which causes those crashes. Crazy shit.

>>133684663
>Why couldn't you be killed instead.
Can't handle when someone disagrees with you? What will you do if you're ever lucky enough to trick a woman into being with you and she disagrees with you? Will you beat her up like the degenerate you are?
>>133684680
There will always be idiots who abuse technology, or don't use it to it's full potential. But there will always be even more who use it to its full potential and achieve great things as a result of it. And their contributions will outweigh the idiots.

>>133674352
>implying cellphones weren't a mistake
thanks alot, George Webb

>>133673421
Does that count as a threesome?

>>133684651
Do you remember when transvestites were a thing in the 90s?
That was them testing the water.

>>133684909
>great things
Playing games? Or finding a roastie to get herpes from?
The smartphone has been a net loss for humanity.

>>133684408
Get a load of chairman Mao here. Sad that you consider yourself worthless. I hope your self driving car crashes, so I can you to my list of lefty cucks that died ironically

>Man who advocates for self driving cars killed in self driving car collision

Kek wills it.

>>133673421
Last week I had 2 stupid teen girls driving behind me singing and bobbing their heads around behind me while they literally swerved into the other lane and kept tailgating me. I even noticed the driver was holding a phone in her hand while she drove.

Shit pissed me off so bad that I knew that they could fuck up and didn't wanna risk my car so I pulled over to let those stupid sluts pass me. Women are fucking stupid.

>>133684823
Actually, I can absolutely garuntee you that modern laser speed detection is so precise that the moment you detect it, you're already fucked. Look it up, this is fact. And you won't be able to tell it's a cop in an unmarked car, so if he sees you from his unmarked car texting on your phone, he'll pull you over. And then of course, regular civilians outraged at you and phoning the police with your license plate, accusing you of texting and driving. I don't know about you, but in my town serious crime is virtually nonexistent (because I live in a good, all-American neighborhood) and so the cops just might take that person's call seriously and find you. So at that point, the only risk free method to text and drive would be to do it when there are no other cars around... and yet, you deny that it takes your attention off the road, when the scientific fact is that it does, no matter what you say, no matter what you think you know, so you could still eventually hit someone. You are not God, you are not omniscient, so you cannot know that it will never happen, and therefore you are taking a risk, and putting someone else's life at risk. You are still criminal, lawbreaking scum, and just because you haven't been caught yet doesn't make that any less true.

>>133684476
Women DO NOT understand this. Women and niggers are oblivious and think they are invincible. I see it everyday that I drive

>>133673421
Allowing under-35s access to the internet was a mistake

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>>133685115

Yeah, I remember. And the whole "gender bender" thing in the late 70's and 80's.

>>133673421
Look at the bright side, 2 bad future drivers removed. Extrapolating, those 2 would have killed 4 middle school girls!! :^)

>>133684812
Driver's lucky they weren't Muslims, otherwise they'd be fucked.

>>133673421
Allowing women to live was a mistake, we could've taken the chinese approach!

>>133684909
Ok this response made me chuckle.

>>133684157
The moral of this story is the fact that this obliviousness is not merely relatable to cars though. It also works on a social scale.

If you convince a woman simply by doing a thing a man used to do that she is fully capable and understanding of that thing then you have a bad time.

This is what happened with feminist politics.

They have a natural sense of naivete when it comes to controlling and managing things at a fast pace, but a shrewdness when it comes to managing things on a social level.

End result: men will always cave to women in the initial discussion of whether or not they are allowed to do a thing because of quick backlash and manipulation, and then 180 quickly when the abstract notion of 'what they wanted' becomes concrete in a way that they could not have foreseen.

>>133685431
It was a man

>>133685208
Fuck that bro, should've rammed them cunts right off the road. Burnout style.

>>133673618
probably half of that is because of makeup

>>133685185
>The smartphone has been a net loss for humanity.
Haha, a bold claim, and yet, it is unprovable. So we're just going to have to agree to disagree.
>>133685197
You're a selfish prick who values his life above millions of others to hold onto his false sense of freedom. Freedom is a lie, it doesn't exist, it is simply an illusion we are allowed to believe in to keep us complacent. But besides that, your life is NOT more valuable than the millions who'd be saved with collision avoidance, and most importantly, it's going to happen whether you like it or not, you are absolutely powerless to do anything about it. How does that make you feel? In maybe 20 years, if you're even still alive, the car you buy will have automatic collision avoidance, maybe even be fully autonomous, and there won't be anything you can do about it. Do you feel powerless now?

>>133675752

well done anon, you are doing moot's work.

Also I commend you on creating that pepe, if in fact you did create it.

>>133685519
>Men will always cave to women

Projecting much?

>>133685562
Did you just assume his gender?

>>133685706
And the hundreds of dicks they fucked, it ages women badly

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>>133677309

>hints of David Foster Wallace in this poast, if he was an angry 4chan virgin who used his writing skills to rave on a board that only other malcontents read

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>>133685791

5/10

A little better. Keep going.........

>>133685791
Just realised your the same prick I was responding to. Meh, I haven't read your post but I'll say this. You are a good communist. A good commie would slot the throat of their own child and use their lifeless body as a footrest for the "Dear Leader". So, well done on nailing it.

>>133673421
Almost every woman in the Seattle area texts while driving. It fucking drives me nuts.

It's never 2 drunk drivers or 2 distracted drivers crashing into each other

>>133685860
On a large scale, as women have a greater ability to disseminate information across wide social networks.

Doesn't matter if one man beats her physically or in an argument, if she has everyone else's wife/mother weigh in on it all of a sudden then the man is usually cast out of the fold one way or another.

>>133685299

Not the original person you arguing with mate, I don'the care about my attention being of the road for second at the time. I have been texting and driving for many years, and I will continue to do so at your own leisure. I live in small town, all american, rural Iowa and have done it in traffic many, many times. No one gives a shit dude.

As far as unmarked cars sing my phone in my hand, I'may still patiently waiting for that day to come. Until then, I will continue to avoid police when I know they are there, talk to whomever I wish, and consume media such as YouTube behind the wheel while my phone is in it's cradle, and you are powerless to stop me.

>>133673550
>kekistan flag
>accusing others of being austists

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>>133677309
HQ posting anon.

>>133675752
Why are we not effectively removing b8 threads?
All we have to do is check how many posts is there by the OP,
then check if there's 50 replies and still only 1 posts by OP,
auto sage/delete the thread.
It will clean this board up so much

>>133684457
You sound like a woman.
Only legitimately shitty drivers like Asians or women that lack car control and spatial awareness are incapable of piloting a vehicle around doing something else at the same time.

>>133673421
I originally read your post as "Allowing women to vote was a mistake" and here I was all perplexed, thinking that I totally agree with you but not sure how that relates to the picture.

>>133673421
That much damage to a car after hitting someone? Holy fuck cars made today seem more dangerous than cars from the 60s and 70s.

>>133673550
t. toasty roasty

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>texting while driving
Color me surprised. I wish I knew what SO important they HAD to use their phone while driving. I get a hit of anxiety if I'm fucking around on my phone for anything more than a few seconds, how the fuck do they do it?

This shit should be punishable by death, too many fucking retards do it.

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>>133688760
It was a 1999 Ford Escort, litterally cheap American piece of shit attempt to compete with Honda Civic.

If you see anyone driving old beat up Ford sedans activate all your defense driving skills. Most of the time someone is driving a car like that because they are stupid or have the stupid genes because their parents were stupid enough to buy that car at some point.

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>>133673618
Oh boy, oh boy

>>133689839
I can't look at my phone for more than 1-1.5 seconds before a rush of anxiety to get my eyes back on the road/other cars.

These people are just too self-absorbed in themselves and their "life" (facebook) to handle both.

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>>133686965
It's actually very pol related. Let me break it down in three easy steps.
1. IQ indirectly measures your brain processing speed capabilities.
2. IQ is directly proportional to your reaction speed; so faster reaction times mean higher intelligence. This coincides with 1.
3. People who drive fast literally do so because their brains can handle processing the faster rate of speed and still deal with surrounding traffic and maintain control of vehicle. It's one thing to do 80 -100 by yourself, it's another to do so while surrounded by cars going at various speeds. To be able to navigate traffic, pass slow drivers safetly and do so without losing control of vehicle or causing an accident requires a brain capable of processing everything it sees, hears and feels (steering wheel, tire grip) in real time.

So, this is very much a /pol/ topic.

>>133688760
No kidding. Bodies of cars today are made of fucking plastic which does jack shit for protection. Fucking plastic parts explodes in pieces when the car gets in a wreck. Because of that you are more likely to die behind the wheel if you get in a wreck.

>>133673618
boi

>>133673421
the middle school girls were obviously messaging chad and attention whoring on social media from their iphones. roasties eliminating roasties

>>133691095
> Bodies of cars today are made of fucking plastic which does jack shit for protection.
A steel bumper isn't what saves you retard
>Fucking plastic parts explodes in pieces when the car gets in a wreck.
Yes, because it's irrelevant for absorbing the force of an impact
>Because of that you are more likely to die behind the wheel if you get in a wreck.
Guess how I can tell you're an underage faggot.

>>133680747
>pass an obvious retard going below speed limit in the left lane.

i need to no more fagget

>>133673948
it's not even illegal to text and drive

>>133673421
Never happens to men. Perfect drivers by gender.

>>133673550
>hurr, virgin
titsorgtfo

>>133681396
>I need a tracking device to be technologically savvy

Jej. Get a load of this shabbos goy

>>133673421
Every accident I've been in (6) was with some fucking 16-25 year old Stacy crashing into me. ffs they are the worst drivers ever.

>>133682324
>trusting breeding socks to handle your food
enjoy your under cooked / sub-par meals.

>>133692199
>(6) accidents
you're not allowed to comment on other peoples' driving skills

>>133685860
Not for long. How will they compete w/ androids. Especially when the average women has lost her looks by 25 years old? This is why they're scrambling to ban them. We're talking about a complete removal of all their power.

>be driving
>some fucking ass hat going 50 in a 55 in the left lane
>check who's driving blowing by them with the rest of traffic
>98% percent of the time it's a woman

Fun fact: women have less spatial recognition and cannot rotate 3d objects in their mind as well as most men can.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2909401/

>>133692609
they hit me 6 different times (accidents). I've had some close calls and 1 bumper tap.

>>133692783
that study explains so much. If you've ever tried building anything with a female.

>>133685795
That's not Pepe it's Helper

>>133678718
comut soocaid

>>133680821
They're called Asians and women

>133684341
Refer to this faggot. >133683335

I am a lawyer and they can not prove otherwise. They will try to bully you into admitting it but don't. Once you do it's over and you admitted your guilt.

She's not regretful because she killed them, she's regretful because she got caught.

>>133696281

I fucked that up because I am using my phone. Let's try this again.

>>133684341
Refer to this.>>133683335

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>>133673421
Giving women rights was a mistake.

>>133677309
you forgot that one stacy destroyed two stacy's

thats a solid goal imo, faggot

>>133681077
some people are skilled at drunk driving, everyone knows someone whos never been snatched by the cops
we shouldn't impart on their freedom skills

>>133674521
Women actually have less expensive insurance policies because men are seen as riskier and make larger claims.

>>133673550
>le ebin virgin comeback XXDDD
yeah, fuck off to Instangram you slut

>>133673421
Roastie problem solving itself

>>133682123
Maybe change the Flag to a Sandnigger one

>women
More like millennials
Fucking whippersnappers

>>133673421
>live in a town where people can go 60 on the streets for miles
>some kid working and going to highschool in the district I live in gets killed by a drunk driver
>guy was going 100 swerves loses control and hits 16 year old so hard he flew through his car window and died immediately.
>it wasn't too far from my house mom apparently heard the crash
>can't get it out of my head what it's like to die so young
I feel so bad for the family

>>133673994
go back to /reddit/ faggot

>>133673421
t. Omar Abdul Hassan Assad Abad Ali Shahid Muhammad

>>133673421
idk, seems like they are solving the problem themselves

>>133673421
Why do people text and drive at all? Wouldn't it be much easier to just call whoever they need to contact?

>>133678718
Use the voice text you god damn moron, so simple.

>>133673421

This is a solution to the problem. I'll explain:

If women run over 2 women each, then they're saving 4 lives.

>>133673421
allowing women out of the house was a mistake tbqhwy

>>133673421
2nd degree manslaughter-- 15 years, she'll be out in 4 years of good behavior

>>133673421
>tfw my mother is the best driver I've seen
Far better than my dad and my male friends at least.
There are exceptions

>>133673421
Allowing girls to cross the street was a mistake.

>>133682451
Almost a passing roastpoast, you need a few more buzzword insults though.

>>133673421
If you are caught using your phone, or especially "doing the hold the phone flatly near my face" move, it should be legal for cops or even just citizens with indisputable evidence to pull you out of your car and beat you half to death, even if it is an emergency.

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>>133677309
good post
for posterity

>>133673421
She's hot. She can go free after i have my way with her ass. If she was aome fat ugly bitch, there would be hell to pay.

>>133710517
why not just fuck her and lock her up anyway?

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>>133673994

>>133673421
this
bump

Men cause way more fatal accidents than women you tards. Women are retarded but men take dumb risks all the fucking time which makes them worse drivers.

>>133711535
Not if you factor out drunk driving

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>>133710827
I like your style, good sir.

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We need more holographic windshield technology

>>133673421

Women on the road make everyone else try to avoid them which causes accidents.

>>133684074
>Women peak at 21-22 and then go down from there.

16-18 actually.

>>133673421
Was she driving through Cyrodiil?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZqlVitXobE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZqlVitXobE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZqlVitXobE

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>>133717002
>not a single sound after the crush

at least they got insta killed

but hey ... mobile is still alive to broadcast

>>133675656
Phones are used by passengers more than drivers, especially if you take public transportation. You could just outlaw using a phone while driving, which is what plenty of cities do.

>>133676735

>imagine being your dad

>>133673421
Your kids looks like young adults.

>>133673421
Allowing women anything was a mistake.

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It's not just women, the average driver frequently uses their phone while driving. They're using it at every red light and not reacting when the light turns green, using it on the highway going 70mph, and they're using it in one hand while driving in town. It only makes sense that eventually every person who does this will get into an accident because of it.

>>133716845
Truly underrated

>>133718291
I honk at every single one of them and make them angry. It doesn't do shit but it makes them bitter and ruins their day so it's enough for me.

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>>133717914

>>133718492
I hold on the horn until they move. t. NJ driver

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>>133675334
maybe award her 10 million dollars for the trauma of killing two kids.
fucking hell leaf.

>>133691050
>People who drive fast literally do so because their brains can handle processing the faster rate of speed and still deal with surrounding traffic and maintain control of vehicle.

Simply not true, modern vehicles have ABS, traction control, gyros, steering sensors, computer controlled throttle cut-off, brake aids on turns.

I've seen plenty of morons drive fast cause their car keeps them from seeing a ditch, give them a complete analog vehicle and they are fucked

>>133718492
>I honk at every single one of them

I do too, sometimes I'm caught in a chain of retards who are all texting in front. I honk and lay on it until they move.

>>133673618
cuz they are 6 feet under

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>>133673550
Om retardat facut din laba

>>133673421
women kill less people with their cars than men

>>133674238
that may be true sir!
But if i may, you seem to have forgotten one tiny thing.... that the woman is driving a fucking ton of metal at over 30mph.
she supposed to look at the road, to avoid these things.
fucking Americans and your square root autism.

>>133673421
>texting while driving slut kills two texting while walking sluts

>>133673421
Story here http://archive.is/O2mA1

>>133673421
>vapid creature kills two of its kind
And nothing of value was lost.

>>133718492
I've been wanting to get a light bar and a loud horn kit for my truck just to fuck with people who use their phone at stops. I don't even get angry while driving but if the only way they'll learn is by being treated like a rat getting shocked for choosing the wrong button then so be it. Also does anybody here feel like red truck drivers are the most dangerous drivers on average? Red cars in general seem to attract the most appallingly dangerous drivers on average imo.

>>133677309
t. reddit

>>133673618
Yeah the one on the rights looks like she's about 24 ffs

>>133718920
What is difference in population

>>133677309
10/10 post anon

>>133685431
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Blow themselves up to kill him? Either way he went 14/1.

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>>133684570
>If car is comming, walk only if it stops.

You needed teaching that? No wonder the EU is fucked and we left

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>>133675334

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>>133673421
We told you so faggots.

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>>133718920
>cars drived by men kill more than cars drived by wimmen
Shoe you're proofs

>>133675334
E T E R N A L

>>133673618
Aaaand anon realizes the point of OP posting this drivel non-story

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I lost my cat because of a guy, literally named Chad, who decided to try and put a shirt on while he was driving.

Allowing anyone who isn't me to drive was a mistake. I know that's stupid, but it makes me feel a little better to say that.

>>133682395
>Men will get in more fatal crashes learning how to master the art of driving.


haha wtf dude you are not "the driver". The men who were perfecting skills were the team that put the road rules and regulations together as simply as possible so even utter morons could understand. But surprise it only works if you actually follow them not autistically attempt to "master the art of driving" (on public roads lmfao)

>>133691584
It is in Maryland, but im not 100% sure if they can straight pull you over or they need another reason, like a light out or seatbelt off.
Like in the old days if you drove without out a seatbelt you needed another infraction to be pulled over... but i think those days are gone.

I fucking forget the vocab word for what im describing.

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>women are better than men at multitasking
>women have better hand-eye coordination
>somehow manage to fucking crash cars

>>133673421
How on earth did she kill two people with that little thing? Even muslims doing a truck of peace pilgrimage leave most of the hit ones surviving.

>>133717885
Hahahahha holy fucking shit.
Brutal

>>133682669
I hope this becomes new copy pasta

>>133719564
Yes because ever since Ferrari got popular and enzo would only sell his red cars to Men, and then it became a huge thing to have a fast red car and drive like a cunt.
You are probably on to something

>>133674391
meth. not even once.

>>133718920
If I remember right it goes like this:
Women cause more accidents
Men's accidents, when they happen are worse
Men's accidents usually involve impaired faculties

>>133678718
>I drink and drive all the time even on five lanes of traffic going 70+ MPH and never had any close encounter. Youre a dumbass if you cant skull a fifth of vodka and drive without incident

>>133673421
Be great if they were texting the woman who killed her

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>>133673421
>3 American roasties dead

nothing of value was lost

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>>133673421
>Roastie killed the competition.
They're getting smarter.

>>133717002
Horrible.