Why can't AmeriCANs cook?

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>>133660295
here's more
>http://www.foodmatters.com/article/what-the-world-eats-shocking-photos

look at these shitposters kek

>>133660490
Mexico
>12 liters of coke for 2 adults and three little kids in a single week
Holy Christ, how? Why?

>>133660295

literally poison

>>133660793
their coke has real sugar so it doesnt really give you pancreatic cancer and diabetes like american soda does

do you think people just started drinking soda suddenly in the 90's? corn syrup is literal poison, much more so than cane sugar.

>>133660793
>Mexico
>How? Why?
I'm a fucking spic and even I don't drink that poisonous garbage.

>>133660793
I used to drink a 2 liter a day from 14yo to 22. I think I drank water three times in all of those years. I'm a European mongrel though, not a spic.

>>133661257
>Drank water three times.
Enjoy those kidney stones?

>>133661257
That just sounds painful.
I don't like drinking a whole can of coke, it hurts to burp up.

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>>133661257
>how to get cancer

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>>133660490
>http://www.foodmatters.com/article/what-the-world-eats-shocking-photos
>>133660295
I like how all of the American families are either spics or niggers and the only Canadian family is some mystery meat disaster.

What a fucking crock of shit. They didn't even have to pay for their food probably, or at least very little of it. Instead, White people are taxed so that these Turd Worlders can reproduce like rabbits and replace us.

We are being fucked twice.

>>133661394
Never had them. I never gained much weight either. I'm 6'2 and I never went over 180lbs. If I didn't have coke before noon, I'd get caffeine withdrawal symptoms. I also drank straight from the bottle...

>>133661677
Jesus fucking christ, I can't chastise you though I used to be a severe alcoholic.

>>133661829
I'm also the only one who isn't overweight in my family. Go figure.

I haven't had a soda in three years though. I only drink water and milk now.

>>133661959
Buy a goat senpai, best milk ever.

>>133662172
But I'm white...

>>133662208
Yeah, I'm 25% spic and I have a goat, you should be fine.

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>>133660295

I'm an American and I cook 3 times a day. I eat fresh fruit, vegetables, and whole grains just about every fucking day.

I also supplement that with wild-caught fish, organic eggs, and grass-fed meat from time to time, usually about once a week. The "Americans can't cook" thing is a meme. Dumb people eat the most processed foods. You can still eat real food in the U.S. for really cheap (potatoes, rice, beans, fruit, etc) and many people still do.

Plus, we're a nation of 330 million people- there are a lot more of us than in your pissant Euro nation, and there's going to be more people eating poorly. So piss off Eurocuck, you will never know that feel to live in a land as great as America.

>pic related, what I had delivered to my door today from local farms.

>>133660295
>Blacks

>>133662479
You and your goat have to go back.

>>133660295

HIGH

FRUCTOSE

CORN

SYRUP

>>133660295

I'm from the South. And we can cook.

>>133662562
Born here m8, mom decided to have kids with a half mexican. I am staying here, build wall.

>>133662747
Sorry, desu. Better brush up on your Spanish.

Why cant white people season their food

>>133660295
lol, were you and I in the same anthropology class about 7 years ago?

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Pizza and ramen noodles.

>>133662509
proud of you anon but you don't need to get butthurt at some memeflag european shitposter

Notice a white families table would be nothing but basic mayonnaise and packaged macaroni.

>>133662208
Goat milk is actually pretty God Tier, but I don't blame you for not drinking it.
I used to get a giant jar of it once a week from my neighbor. Great stuff.

>>133662833
I look completely white though and know the culture and language, I can blend in and be the jew.

Mom is currently cooking shrimp and scallops with pasta while I'm cracking a cold one. Being american is the greatest gift God ever bestowed upon myself

>>133660295
>Americans
>Niggers
you can do better than this. I believe in you.

>>133662509
if they did a good white American family this would have been better.
despite the memes, I have never seen a black family that cooked good food.

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>>133662509
I bet those veggies cost you 400$.
kek

>>133661664
The Californians they used were white, but they also look like they're from the 90's.

>>133660295
no wonder american blacks have a high rate of diabetes

>>133663073
You gotta go back

>>133660295
I cooked much today.
Let them eat trash if they want to eat trash.

>>133661020
This. I know a guy who swears he can only drink coke with real cane sugar and that it has actually helped his health

>>133663335
>The Californians they used were white
Yeah, I must've overlooked them.

>>133663073
>because race is only skin deep

You have to go back, hombre

>>133662172
Best cheese too.

>>133663518
i agree with him. at this point if mexico refused to export their coca cola i would just drop soda entirely and start drinking tea and water exclusively.

>>133663407
Never been, born here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ

>>133663518
>I know a guy
You sound like a fucking 10 year old when you use anecdotal crap like that.

Protip: Plebbit.

>>133663611
Yup, I love my goat. Fuck store bought cow shit.

>>133660295
Uncle Bens? AWYISS

>>133660295
>niggers
>Americans

>>133660295
Taco bell Mexican pizza is delicious

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>>133663559
ACTIVATED STATUS
[ ] PECANS
[ ] WALNUTS
[X] ALMONDS
[ ] PEANUTS

>>133660295
>2017
>Still cooking
Kek, why aren't you ordering take away, or eating at restaurants? Fuckings poorfag

>>133663559
This is true I only know 12 fit or skinny blacks

>>133663781
Silly Achmed thinks that his dad's kebab is a restaurant,

>>133660490
Germany, Italy etc healthy.
Murica: fat fat fat fat

>>133663583
I never said race is skin deep, I am the most racist person I know. I curse my parents everyday for making me a mongrel spic.

>>133660490
TEXAS BTFO

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>>133663559
*enhance image

>>133660295
OP post proves just how retarded the MUH SEASONIN shit really is

>>133663897
You have to go back. Being a self hating spic isn't enough.

>>133660295
Fuck yourself, I made a mince meat pie FROM SCRATCH, cooling on my oven top right now. BTW, it's a BRITISH style pie.

How mad are you?

>>133663283
Ofc they do, natural food is expensive in the USA. I hope Americans enjoy eating food filled with gmos

>>133663897
Learn karate.

>>133661020
They're still fatter than us now because of their "real sugar" coke

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>>133663651
You're not American even if you like to pretend you are
The U.S is made for WASP's and the south is made for Anglo-Celts.
If you're not pure Anglo-Saxon or Anglo-Celtic, GET OUT

>>133660295
Black cuisine is just a series of phone numbers.

>>133663931
New England and Colorado is honary EU

>>133663986
I am a virgin and don't plan on breeding, I pay my taxes and give back to society, I have no criminal record. I am not going to mexican't.

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>>133664003
>this is a 10/10 gourmet dinner in Shartistan

>>133664171
You won't have a choice.

>>133664274
Make me fucker.

>>133664129
Northern NH here, don't associate us with your filthy experiment. Almost everyone in my town would gladly watch the EU burn to ashes on Pay-per-View.

>>133664073
verifiably wrong you scare quote spouting moron. they are fat because shitskins cannot understand basic nutrition. please return to radditz where your faggy little speech patterns belong.

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>>133660295
My personal favorite from the collection.

>>133660295
get off the fucking internet you ass-gobbling bag of suet

>>133662509
Mostly the same, but I usually eat out at lunch. But it's not burgers n' shit, even though I love burgers. Just a sandwich of some kind, or pita+hummus+salad.

Dinner is basic but good. Pork/Beef/Chicken, cauliflower rice, broccoli, kimchi combos.

Breakfast is usually a coffee and avocado toast that I prepare myself.

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>>133664503
>avocado toast

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>africa

>>133663021
Umm.. no. Did you mean black famlies?

>>133663731
I love the #4 from Taco Bell. It's a mexican pizza and two taco supremes. Sometimes when I'm feeling extra gluttonous and disgusting I add a combo burrito to all that. Then chase it all down with a baja blast mountain dew. Damn it's good to be American.

>>133660295

I would totally be friends with this family! They eat everything I eat.

>>133664621
It's so good though.

I do Ezekiel bread for the toast, it's healthy as fuck and delicious. Sometimes I even put an egg on that bitch.

>>133664087
The us is an inmigrant country. Deal with it Ahmed

While we're here, have you heard of fecal transplant?

Yes, I'm talking about taking the shit of one person, and putting it inside another, whether by a medical procedure, and huge hose up your ass, or yes, eating shit. More specifically, gut bacteria, which plays many quite unknown roles in your metabolism, and remains very little studied. It's the next big thing in medicine, and so far the results are quite miraculous. Some studies were even halted halfway through because it works so damn well, scientists found it unethical not to treat the control groups.

What's more important is that not only what you eat defines the composition of your gut bacteria, but then transplants don't even hold if you keep the same shitty habits, and food pumped with pesticides and antibiotics is sure to ruin your gut flora.

It's time to switch to 100% organic food and learn to cook anon. It's still all early studies, but the results are so close to fucking miracles, better take a headstart.

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wtf did they took the kuwait pictures with their slaves ?

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>>133664625
Here's the unedited photo.

>>133664621
Not gonna lie, never heard of avocado toast until /pol/ started meming it.

Tried it, shit is SO cash.You should try it too.

>>133664808
I know man. It's just funny with all the avocado toast nonsense going around right now.

>>133661020
Dude, this is bullshit. Sugar is sugar. I'll give you corn syrup is worse, but not by as much as you're making it out to be.

t. Fat Fuck who got fat drinking "organic, cane sugar," yadda yadda soda.

>>133664625
At least tell me they turn it into bread or something. How the fuck do people eat bird feed?

>>133665164
Corn syrup isn't bad because of cancer and whatever. It's bad because it tastes bad.
American food is the worst since you guys are the only ones who ruin your food and drink with corn syrup.

>>133662979
is that a pic of mr daggers?

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>>133663278
Sadly this is true, most black people eat terrible diets. You will almost never see American blacks who are in shape beyond their 20s. This is even more true down South, where everyone eats fried food.

>>133663283
Go back to a European site/board you sodomite. Americans have the CHOICE to eat good, great, or bad diets at ANY income level. I got all that food in my first pic, plus these plums and tangerines for $41. On top of that it's all organic and locally grown and it was delivered to my doorstep. You would never be able to get that where you live and you know it. I have a feeling you're just angry because we all know that Europeans are oppressed and Americans aren't. In fact I would say that the three salient points of European life v. American life are that Europeans are

(1) required to be gay
(2) required to live in an apartment rather than a house
(3) not allowed by the government to have a dog

If I were you I'd be pissed, too.

>>133661020
>doesn't understand basic chemistry

>>133661020
>real sugar
top kek nice mental gymnastics fat boii

>>133665189
Of course they don't eat raw grains and seeds you mong

>>133660793
>The capitalism is real. Coca-Cola has a tremendous stronghold in Mexico, as well as, I'm sure, many other third world countries. Drinking Coca-Cola is almost a sign of relative wealth, no matter how destructive to the body it may be.

>>133660295
Show a pic of humans if you want an answer, queer.

>>133663878
>Germany
>Healthy
Half their country is overweight or obese

>>133660295
Try watching iron chef jr.
There's more talent in one of those little shit stains than all of Europe.

did nobody else reach a point where it was either 'eat healthy' or 'live in extreme discomfort'?

at 25 it was either eat clean or be bloated, constipated and generally pissed off and uncomfortable all the time. fitness was thrust upon me

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>>133665718
Pffft kek

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>>133664621
Are you prepared for the next Millennial food meme?

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>>133660295
Pay for this mans health care Ameribros.

>>133665843
Also, can we talk about Trader Joes?

How the fuck can one store be so genuinely based?

Everything is cheap and amazing, even the beer.

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>>133665367
>these plums and tangerines for $41
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ad last i truly see ameriga masder reis ;DDd

>>133665843
I know. I already see that stupid crap in restaurants and even at Costco.

>>133663283
>caring about food prices
Justpoorfagthings

>>133660295
Fucking disgusting.

>>133660295
>posts a pic of niggers with food stamp food

>>133665164
sugar is not sugar you dopey little psued, even a minor difference in chemical makeup can have an astounding effect on how the body processes said chemical.

ps you are a fat fuck because you have no self control retard. no shit you'll be unhealthy if you consume copious amounts of ANY sugar.
>>133665311
no we fucking dont you culture deprived idiot. stop watching pop-documentaries about midwestern funfairs if you want an actual look at American food.

I just ate 2 lbs of broccoli for 1.50$. I'm weird. Anyone in America that says healthy food is expensive is a fucking imbecile.

>>133664621

>studies have shown that if you don't like avocado toast you are 78% more likely to be attracted to members of the same sex or have gender identity disorder


seems about right

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>>133660793
Those are Abbo mixes in Australia, the Winnies give it away. That, and the word Australia above the photo.

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>>133663559
82% of nigger women in the US are obese....jesus christ

>>133660793
They drink it like water. Truly nauseating.

>>133665378
im sure you know all about it lol
>>133665435
the mental gymnastic necessary to believe that everyone on the internet is fat but you leads me to believe that you once frequented reddit comment sections, and probably still do.

>>133666001
>plus
HAHAHAHAHAHA

ad last i truly see Uropa cand read

>>133666078
I mean
If you have an excess of something might as well take advantage of it
With some proper seasoning you could even hide the buggy taste

>>133664978
>it's real

What the fuck?

>>133663931
Nigger/nigger apologist zones belong to the Eurocuck Union? Makes sense.

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>>133660295
>Average american family
>Black
Hahahahahahahahaha
Feels good being salvadoran!

>>133666001

Man you are retarded.

All the food in the original pic, plus the plums and tangerines.

Together it was $41.

No wonder Europe has no space program.

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>>133666288
even combined with "everything" that price tag is utterly preposterous
I can get 5 times that amount for the same price. Jesus fucking christ you are being cucked af

>>133660295
Show the white family

>>133663931
>Cali
>European

Ayyyyyyy lmaoooo

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>>133665843
>>133666044
What's wrong with it? It's cheap, freezable, and healthy. It's not really similar to rice at all though.

>>133660295
14 michelin starred restaurants in the US in the past 10 years.

kys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants#United_States

>>133663931
Also noone outside of Niggerdelphia would tolerate your faggotry in PA so go fuck yourself. Make us dumbfuckistan or whatever, ISIS.

>1-2 cooked meals
>4-5 ramen packets
>Gallon of Gatorade or Arizona tea
>20+- beers
>5 days at fast food for work Lunch

I wish I could eat what these families eat wtf

>>133665048
heh

>>133666443
that's still absurdly expensive for that amount of produce desu

>>133666443
>>133666464

>>133666494
Nothing at all, I eat it all the time and I love it.

But it's a new food meme.

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>>133660295
This picture makes no sense
Is the chicken a pet?
Did they eat the dog?
Is that a pic of a girl they ate?

>>133666633
Hahahhaha

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>>133666467
>white family

Why are bell peppers 3 fucking dollars per unit?

I can get avocados cheaper right now.

>>133661051
Go home hose-a
Go find hose-b

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>>133666633
>Is that a pic of a girl they ate?

good stuff

>>133666594

I live in a ridiculously expensive area unfortunately. Plus the delivery makes it more expensive. But you're right, you could get a shit ton of produce for $41 if you went to the store yourself and got it

>>133660295
>>133660490
What's wrong with that? They look /comfy/ af.

>>133666464
I didn't say it was a good deal just that your post didn't make any sense. Why are you trying so hard?

>>133666436
> Feels good being salvadoran

said no one ever

>>133660295
> Italy
> Three sons.
This is how it's done, folks.

>>133666494
What in the actual fuck is that

Could I get a citation just so I can calculate calories?

>>133666745
I am home, late to thread-kun. Born here.

>>133664386
hurrr high fructose corn syrup makes you fat but not sugar tho!!!
>t. Inbred Southern redneck with no understanding of nutrition, metablolism or the endocrine/exocrine system

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>>133660295
I see no problem with the OP picture and it made me happy, despite being a racist. All I want is for Blacks to look like a regular family and that pic has them all together in a nice looking home and they just got groceries and...Nnnf....god damn I didn't ask for the feels. I miss my family so much

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I think I'll make an American casserole for my dessert tonight

>>133666862
I'm more upset that they stopped so many times. Burger King, Taco Bell, pizza, and fried chicken (obviously

>>133664978

This is an underrated poast for sure. This information is actually why I began to eat the way that I do.

Check out these books:

>Brainmaker by Dr. Perlmutter
>the Starch Solution by Dr. McDougall

as well as this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grk-_083iBs


The Whole Word has been lied to about which diets are healthy and which ones are not.

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>>133666633
>See this
>Ok, not to bad they sure do love their carbs.
>Wait, does the man eat the chicken?
>WAIT, is the other dude going to eat the pupper?!
>WAIT, DID THEY CANNIBALIZE THEIR DAUGHTER!?

Fucking Luxembourg is hardcore as fuck. No wonder anyone dares to bother to conquer that little piece of land.

>>133666494
That looks a bit calcined.

>>133666494
What is that!? Looks like a pizza inside a bread bubble.

And what's the point of the alcohol if you cut off the breaded part it soaked into anyways?

>>133660295
Diet Terry Crewes in that picture looks pissed because he knows he's spent all that money raising those kids only to have them shot in the next couple months.

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>>133667032
why do you think it's rednecks that fell for the "HFCS is cancer incarnate" meme?

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>>133667086

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>>133665085
>No goy don't eat just that super good you need some carbs too
>Heh heh stupid goy now he will never be in ketosis

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>>133667086
American food is the worst

>>133667194
Tapeworms?

>>133660295
>refers to all americans with one picture
>posts niggers

also this is fake as fuck. Juice? NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE? what nog would choose mcd's over kfc/popeyes?

>>133660295

because they're fat

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>>133667086
>>133667194
>>133667420
please yamero

>>133660295
My chef cooks for me

>>133660295
Cooking a Digiorno pizza right now. Come at me.

>>133667631
Tyrone isn't a chef just because he makes McDoubles

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>>133660295
Diet for a warring population: dominated by meat
Diet for a healthy population: dominated by fish
Diet for a spiritual population: dominated by pulses and vegetables

>>133667420
What are you talking about? Americans dont even have their own food, its just a bunch of industrialized synthetic nigger tier copies of food from anywhere else. Specially mexico

>>133667710
Bitch, that better be stuffed-crust

I unironically love DiGiorno pizza, it's fucking great. I just wish the newest spicy variations were stuffed crust, the Chorizo one is amazing

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>>133666132
Is that supposed to be funny?

Are you still in high school?

>>133666594
He said it was all from the farmers market and he probably isnt from California where produce is dirt cheap. Normally cheaper than the grocery store by me and it's locally grown. But euros saying the US has high prices on food is laughable, they pay so much more for food it makes new York and other metropolitan areas look cheap.

>>133667086
No! You're not supposed to cook Kool Hwhip!

>>133667854
stuffed crust is pretty baller
although red baron anything else is actually good for half the price

>>133667783
>>133667783
Why are they all wearing trilbys?

>>133667097
Gotta have variety.

>>133667086
>Jack post

I'm out. see you fags later.

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>tfw no French gf

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>>133667578
holy fuck how can I thank you for this crop?

>>133666182
I followed the link and was commenting on material therein. That should be contextually obvious because there were no Mexicans and no walls of coke in the posted image.

>>133660490
Why do Mexicans always buy big containers of water? Do they not know you can drink tap water here?

>>133668020
That's why they're so euphoric

this is a huge downside of capitalism. food is designed to be literally addictive and not hold many nutritional benefits

mac n cheese is a perfect example

>>133667872

No, it was 100% serious. You are a faggot if you don't like avocado toast.

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>>133660295
OH WOW

You know whats missing from that picture??

FRIED CHICKEN

>>133668120
>French gf.
>Has had 326 dicks in her cunt by the age of 25.
No thanks.

>>133663518
>Americans

>>133667086
Delete this post. Go ahead and delete this webm from your computer while you are at it.

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>>133668115
literally triggered

>>133666633
Lmao damn that's great

Just go to a farmer's market, unless you are an urbanite. Then keep eating fast food and drinking soda.

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>>133660295
Why cant AfriCANS cook?

>>133667420
That shit is literally the product of your half-human Mexican brothers.

And talking shit about American Food? Nigger, you guys can barely feed yourselves. If you're not munching pupusas you're eating MS-13 bullets.

>>133661020
>Real cane sugar that's also synthetic

>>133668206
Mac n cheese is great though. It's the ultimate comfort food. Not Kraft of course, but like home made gooey fucking cheese n macaroni. With like, bread crumbs on top that you toast under the broiler.

And extra sharp cheddar, no mild faggotry.

EXTRA EXTRA SHARP.

SO SHARP IT CUTS YOUR TONGUE.

>>133666078
>>133666334

thats actually pretty smart compared to the rest of the niggers who are starving to death lol

>>133660295
>NC
Bullshit, 20yo here
I live with my father, we make 125k+ a year
Ain't even got half that shit in our house.

>>133664073
No, it's because we eat shitfood every day in portions that are unreasonably big. People who blame our obesity problem on coke are retarded.

>>133660295
Women normally were the ones that cooked but then Feminism. Men normally taught to cook on the grill and then Feminism split up families. Women normally liked grilled meat then Veganism happen.

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>>133668143
no need to thanks just happened to save it a while back. its all yours, friend
just wish i had more horror recipes

>>133660295
>average American family
>black
What census data are you looking at?

>>133668210
I didn't even say I didn't like it. I was laughing at it because of all the avocado toast nonsense going around.

But if you think that liking nature's mucus smashed on a crispy piece of bread makes you somehow "not gay" you should start by removing the cock from your mouth so you can stuff one of those gay ass breakfasts down the hatch.

>>133663283
>not growing your own

I haven't bought my own fruits or vegetables in years. Buy some land and grow your own.

>>133668453
5 YEAR AGED OR DIE!

>>133668484
The culprit is carbs 100%

Every obese population eats too many carbs.

The only outlier is Asia, who eat fuck tons of white rice but don't get fat for some crazy reason.

>>133667783
>those shit-eating grins
>those fedoras
Are all Ecuadorians this smug?

>>133668495
If this was at a fair, I would sample the wares.

>>133662509
>I'm an American and I cook 3 times a day. I eat fresh fruit, vegetables, and whole grains just about every fucking day.
>I also supplement that with wild-caught fish, organic eggs, and grass-fed meat from time to time, usually about once a week.
You only eat fish/eggs/meat once a week?
How is the /nogains/ life ?

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Thats right goy. Keep buying canned food. Its so cheap and easy to prepare. And ooooh boy does it taste good =)

>>133668580

>gets angry at being called a faggot: 'are you serious rite now????'
>if you think I'm gay you must be a faggot

let's just stop here, OK? I don't care if you don't like it or not. But being able to handle being called a faggot on the interwebs is a critical skill if you are to survive here.

>>133668420
wow, what is your definition of synthetic? are fries synthetic because you cut them up and fry them? what do you think they do to conjure up this magic synthetic sugar, replicators? you do know that star trek is a fantasy show, right?

>>133660295
Literally from Italian family that cooks non-stop with fresh ingredients. What you're describing is Midwest poorfags that eat pizza rolls and Mountain Dew for breakfast.

Go eat shit, Euro cuck. You dumb fucks smoke like chimneys and whine about us getting cancer. Not even natural shit; Fucking Marlboros.

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>>133668374
>" you guys can barely feed yourselves. If you're not munching pupusas you're eating MS-13 bullets"
>American
I giggled

>>133668120
Is the pasta for the cat?

>>133660490
>Chad
>most pitiful
Is this some sort of irony?

>>133664931
Only for the last 50 years faggot, they all have to go back

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>>133663518
>coke
>actually helped his health

>>133667420
That's Mexican.

>>133667086
Fucking cool whip? That is just oil and sugar!

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>>133660295
>>133660490
>>133664625
>>133666633
>>133667783
>>133668120
Look at all these beautiful and unique cultures. It would be a shame if they all came together in one uniform and conglomerate mush, but that's never going to happen. Right?

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>>133668757

>yet another poor fool who has been cucked by the meat/dairy/egg industry.

See this poast and sort your life out m8 >>133664978

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>>133668173
>drinking the tap

>>133662509
>I cook 3 times a day
why ?

>>133668963
I would post something about American education but I am American.

>>133668306
I'm surprised he's even alive.

>>133667110
crazy how the low carb liars manage to fool so many people. this particular diet is certainly not the best possible way but still. saying carbs are the problem (implying all carbs) is stupid and does so much harm that it's criminal.

>>133666494
holy shir wtf

>>133668495
Peanut butter and jam on a burger is actually pretty good in moderation.

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>>133668800
>Let's just stop it now, okay?
>Don't be so upset when I call you a faggot
>Stop calling me a faggot, too.

Fucking lol!!!

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>>133669030
>The roids have nothing to do with it
You stupid nigger.
Now lets post reality. Pic of the green goblin painfully related

thats bullshit, i dont have food stamps and i eat less than a tenth of that per week. im gonna assume this pic is like 7 years old maybe tho and food is more expensive now

>>133666443
i can literally go to my village whenever i feel like it and pick whatever i feel like eating str8 from the trees for free m8

>>133660295
These images surely weren't Cherry picked.

>>133669050
You live in Flint or something?

>>133669297
I was never that fat, at my heaviest I was 195 but I'm 6'2 with yuge shoulders.

I went low-carb and increased my meat intake, and I lost 25lbs in 3 months. It was crazy.

There's definitely something to carbs making you fat.

He probably just had a fucked up diet and then starved himself with small portions of potatoes.

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>do my best to stay moderately /fit/, shop at the farmers market and keep my macros in check
>don't really care about the organic meme but recognize that sometimes organic food just tastes better
>drink very seldom and sparingly, haven't gotten sick in years, feel pretty good most of the time

>all my friends are classic American /pol/ shiteaters
>my old roommate is getting married to a girl who hasn't eaten a vegetable by itself in 15 years
>everyone in my age cohort is getting fat and pallid and sick

I don't know what to do. I feel like a time traveler who came back to before the apocalypse and is seeing all the mistakes being made.

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>>133668857
>I giggled
I'm sure you did. It must suck being the same color as your morning shit.

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>>133660295 >>133660490 >>133660978 >>133661664 >>133662509 >>133662556 >>133662624 >>133662671 >>133662950 >>133663258 >>133663363 >>133663432 >>133663716 >>133663728 >>133663731 >>133663781 >>133663956 >>133664003 >>133664094 >>133664461 >>133664487 >>133664806 >>133665669 >>133665786 >>133665857 >>133666091 >>133666092 >>133666436 >>133666467 >>133666519 >>133666633 >>133666862 >>133666880 >>133667084 >>133667135 >>133667530 >>133667566 >>133667631 >>133667710 >>133667783 >>133668225 >>133668334 >>133668458 >>133668494 >>133668561 >>133668845 >>133669020

because niggers. stop making these slide threads.

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>>133669557
>I was never that fat
>at my heaviest I was 195
>American

>>133669100

Because everyone born around 1990 who is now unmarried and eating fast food every day will all get cancer by their 40s. That French guy in this thread made a nearly unintelligible post, but the information was essentially correct.

Only a diet that is about 95% unprocessed plant foods will help you avoid diseases. This diet is not as restrictive as you think and you can (as I do) include some quality meats from time to time.

The reason I cook is because it is simply not possible to eat this way without cooking or having someone do it for you.


>>133669297
I agree completely. A simple rule of thumb is to look at what you are about to eat and ask: did this food come from man or from God? If it came from God then you are good to go.

>>133669165
He's talking about Hart Celler you dumb ass. Although he should be more clear about it, US was white and taking white immigrants in small amounts til 52 years ago when some Jews decided to overrun the US with spics.

>>133663283
Those are local veggies delivered to the doorstep so they are more expensive. Still probably reasonably priced.

>>133667086

Here's another classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>133660295
>> niggers
>> american
Pick one

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>>133669669
>"YOU'RE NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!11111"
>American
Oh boy

>>133669784
I am familiar with this but specificity is the key to any conversation.

>>133660490
Why the hell is literally every single member of the Ecuadorian family wearing fedoras?

>>133669777
No i meant why 3 times a day ?
Why not cook enough meals for 2 days ?

>>133669772
>195
>at 6'2
Spic manlet spotted. You don't look at all the same at 195 when you're adult sized vs your 5'5.

>>133669772
>6'2
>195
>BMI: 25

Literally borderline overweight, not obese. Learn to classify son

>>133666494
Everybody wants to be so fucking cute like this. Everybody wants to go viral with their presentation. I swear to god I can't eat out when I'm on the west coast, some motherfucker will try to serve you bone marrow or fucking spaghetti squash, it's horrifying.

I like food in New England. Fuck your acai bowl that people love on yelp, I got 5 sandwich shops on my block that have been in business since the telephone was invented. I slap a 10 on the counter and I'm getting a full chicken cutlet breaded and smothered with butter, cheddar cheese, deli vegetables and some fresh fucking wheat bread. Plus I'm getting a nantucket nectar with the mango and I'll have a dollar left over to put in the tip jar. Whole 10 minutes it takes to fry up the chicken I'm in there bullshitting with the proprietor and the construction guys, drink a cup of coffee if I'm hungover, it's tremendous.

You wacky fucks miss that out west.

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>>133669722
>replying to everyone on one line

Yes, obesity is especially high among blacks thanks to fast food, soda, sweet tea, etc. Also culturally the guys seem to like "booty" but that just promotes getting fatter...

>>133669899

why is this same spic constantly on our balls? arent you late for a machete attack you dirty rat. kys.

They're trying to make us reliant on consumption, and we are.

>>133669557
24,80 BMI so barely normal weight you fat cunt.
and I calculated that with metric for your sake you fat fuck.
Lets do the same calculations again with your fancy imperial: 25.0
Well bad luck for you fat fuck.

>>133669557

Carbs, sugar and fat can be easily processed into glucose by the body. Glucose is fuel for cells. The excess of what is needed is converted to fat.

With meat, this process is not so simple. The liver has to get involved to convert protein into usable fuel, and it is less efficient and stops when the body's needs are meet. When you eat nothing but meat, essentially the body takes what it needs from the meat energy-wise and discards, rather than stores, the excess.

However, this is very hard on your liver and is unhealthy for a variety of other reasons, but since you can't easily store the excess energy, you lose weight. This is in essence the Adkins diet. The same weight loss results are available on plant based diets without the strain on your liver and kidneys, as well as exposure to cancer-causing IGF-1 in meats.

>>133667133
>>133667123
>>133666910
its a stomach.

>>133670060

you think some dumb spic even knows what "classify" means? hes a street rat

>>133670096
I grew up in chimpcongo for 10 years, miss the food senpai and that's it. Fucking nigger infested shithole.

>>133670280
Underweight: Your BMI is less than 18.5
Healthy weight: Your BMI is 18.5 to 24.9
Overweight: Your BMI is 25 to 29.9
Obese: Your BMI is 30 or higher

So fat bro

>>133670009

Sometimes I do. But the food I eat is simple and cooking isn't hard to do.

Example:

Put sweet potatoes on tin foil. Place in oven. Bake for an hour, then eat.

That's the simplicity of eating this way.

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>>133670376
>Memeflag
>Butthurt because muh rampant insecurity about obesity and whiteness
How about you start hitting the gym like every normal person would?

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>>133670512

>California, USA

Is that entire family trans?

>>133670681

>ID is literally 'obey'
>flag is the UN

get out of this thread you turbofaggot

>>133670679

> spicflag

right in the fucking trash, spic

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>>133670681

>>133670873
Nice argument fatty

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>>133670850
You fuck off and go eat a hamburger or some shit.

>>133663283
In Canada, cauliflower is like fucking $5 a head. A healthy diet in Canada is reserved for the rich. Broccoli, cauliflower, salads, fucking asparagus and any other healthy food will cost a paycheque.

>>133671147

hhey look at the disenfranchised spic

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>>133670950
heh... sure thing, kiddo.......

>>133662509
That's enough broccoli for 1 day

>>133670950

my fetish

>>133671379
Mine too, I love leggy cunts

>>133671229
you mean paycheck?

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>>133667086
You're an insult to the very existence of gastronomy.

>>133671229
this
what you get for 8 euros in Germany will cost you $70 to $80 in Canada

the fucking milk in a bag is more expensive than the milk in plastic bottles from the US

>>133671842
Cheque is the rest of the world spells it. Only Murica spells it check.

>>133671229
Not true, off peak season you can get frozen food affordably, and during the summer it's 2-3 a head

It's well known that when polish workers come to Denmark and work they often will eat dogfood at lunch. I know it sounds like a shitpost but they do that for real.

>>133671972
you mean murica? :D

>>133660295
Because, Mr. Shekelstein says if I take more than 15min for lunch I lose my job. All life revolves around my job and the company. All hail Mr. Shekelstein. If I work enough hours I can buy a new pickup truck that I can't afford and a new gun to kill the Muslims. All hail Mr. Shekelstein.

>>133671229
not really

it costs less than meat , eating good costs less than eating shitty.

Here's the food you listed and the price at metro grocery store

Cauliflower: $3.79 ea.
Wrapped broccoli crown $1.99 ea.
Iceberg lettuce $1.69 ea.
asparagus $3.52 avg. ea. (320 g avg.)

source: https://www.metro.ca/en

>>133663931
>lmao flyover states amirite?!?!
You should probably consider suicide.

>>133663518
I know a guy who drinks his own piss and says it helped cure his erectile dysfunction.

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>>133667578
Kek

>>133666078
This is actually an amazing super food

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>>133660295
NC reporting in. Can confirm.

>>133672904
now buy enough to eat every day for 2 weeks between pay for 3-4 people.

>>133667912
This kills the lobster

>>133660295
>Niggers
>American
Americans are by definition white. Blacks are foreign nationals.

>>133670003
Why not just chew the damn thing?

>>133673635
easy? I don't see what the big deal is, unless you'Re trying to feed a family with a non working spouse and two kids on minimum wage i don't even get how it could be hard then.

Most other foods is more expensive. And if you shop around there are grocery stores which are less expensive than metro (costco and maxi for instance) it wouldn't cost much at all.

>>133670096
While I wholeheartedly agree with you, spaghetti squash is actually pretty good. Never had it at a restaurant though. That's probably why I still like it. Haven't had some douchebag meme it at me.

>>133673771
KEK

>>133666182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY

>>133670003
Fuck man, that actually made me really angry to watch. That was like watching a puppy get shot in the head.

>>133664625
Absolute LOOSERS HAHAHA they can't even SORT themselves out enough to get some proper food, PATHETIC !

>>133670096
I am a born/lifetime LA resident but with family from the south and your comfy description (reminding me of east coast) is making me sad

I have to live surrounded by insane zealots living off tofu and frizee...fucking kill me some days senpai

>>133675844

I lived in LA for a while myself... every restaurant you go into, sodomy is the first thing on the menu.

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>>133660295
>Niggers are lazy

>>133668800
This is exactly why I hate Californians and your gay ass avocados.