>Wake up >See this what do

>>133658412
Let out a flurry of curses that commiefornia isn't lower than sea level.

>Texas
>Island

If you thought their behavior was hilarious before, just wait 'till you see what being on an island does to a culture. (See also: Japs and Bongs)

>>133658412
Swim 30km to the shoreline and dig a deep hole to hid from the dinos.

>>133658412
Kill off the few negros that survived and claim the new land as a white ethnostate

Texas white ethnostate after purging of spiks

>>133658412

COOL! I'm going to be living on a Island!!

>>133658412
drown apparently

>>133658412

comfy as fuck on the beach sipping a margarita in northwest arkansas laughing at all the methheads washing up on the beach from oklahoma

Enjoy my beachfront property.

>>133658412
Arizona Bay bby

>>133658412
lol wtf, this map is totally retarded.

who ever made this does not know shit about actual elevation. The area they have under water is literally the spot with the highest average elevation in the US.

with massive sea level change, the map would actually be inverted.

They have Nevada underwater, when almost all of nevada is 2-3k feet above sea level. They have almost the entire Midwest above water, when it is only 700-900 feet above sea level.

>>133658412
wtf happened to the great lakes?

>>133658412
Crash down to earth and fucking die?

>>133658412
Click on thread and add some spice in all fields.

Not wake up because I'm dead, but be disappointed that California isn't gone

Realize I'm in Cretaceous period. Go hunting

>>133658412
Colonize

>>133659523
It's from the past stupid.

>>133658412
Celebrate because Tennessee would actually win the SEC championship. And Memphis is gone.

I live in California. I would:

1) Celebrate that the rest of the nation got rid of us.
2) Pick up a gun and purge all Commies and Illegals

>>133659523
its a period map you dumb fuck the world was like that once

>>133659598
underrated

>>133658412
This is a possibility for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKsv9jgUzVc

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimdobson/2017/06/10/the-shocking-doomsday-maps-of-the-world-and-the-billionaire-escape-plans/#5a44a46f4047

>>133658412
fucking shit they sunk ventura.

>>133659727
The most cancerous places are gone though. The only thing thats left are the Sierras.

Enjoy my new beachfront property in Arkansas. Surf a little, then hike a few trails in the Ozark mountains. Fuck, that would be paradise.

>>133658412
Go swimming

>>133660046


>https://youtube com/watch?v=zKsv9jgUzVc
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=zKsv9jgUzVc
>https://forbes com/sites/jimdobson/2017/06/10/the-shocking-doomsday-maps-of-the-world-and-the-billionaire-escape-plans/#5a44a46f4047
https://archive.is/Kth26

>>133658412
Also this picture is fake. Asia was connected to the Americas and Africa was connected on the other side. Also the Great Lakes area had no water because the meteor that hit the ice sheet only 12k years ago was still millions of years away

>>133659296
You already live on an island. What are continents but large islands?

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>>133658412
>what do

>Late Cretaceous

Walk the dinosaur, nigga.

>>133658412
Looks awesome tbqh
Desu desu desu

>>133659537
This mn is losing land every year to rising water levels

>>133658907
That island is around Austin so you would have to purge all the commiefornians first

>>133658412
Well I'd be about 450 miles from the nearest shore, so probably go for a swim.

>>133660902
Shit wrong post

Wait for Mt Rainier to promptly blow up and push me into the water where I can fuck fish and start the evolution of the Jews.

>>133658412
Drown

>>133658412
>>133658744
>>133659062
>>133659296

Texas looking comfy af

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>>133658412
HOSTILE TAKEOVER

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>>133658412
>mrw when manitoba is good but alberta is fucking sunk

>wake up in Iowa
>enjoy my new seaside home

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>>133658412
I don't wake up cause I'm in Florida.

>>133658412
This would be perfect for establishing Cascadia

>>133658412
I wouldn't wake up.

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>>133658412
SURF WYOMING!!!

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>>133659523

>>133658412
looks like im swimming

>>133661135
I like this answer

>>133658412
thank god niggers can't swim and California has to take in all the spics

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>>133661135

Well, muh Great Lakes are gone, so I suppose head West or East for water

autistically screech
>tfw colorado gone

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*BRBLFBRBHFBGRFBBRBLRF*

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>Texas, SC and Florida are practically gone
>the great lakes dried up so now we're connected to NY, Michigan and Illinois by plains

I'd probably start killing

>>133659537
>>133660778
Great lakes were created from glaciers later on

>>133660095
Well minus all the fucking dinosaurs of course.

>>133658412
>great lakes just up and disappear

What logic is this?

>>133658412
looks like dallas might have made it. praise kek

>>133658412
>wake up to beachfront property

So wait god smites all of Texas and leaves AUSTIN?!?!

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WTF I love Idaho now.

>>133659438
There wouldn't be any sand yet...

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>>133660046
OMG I can't wait for this timeline.

>>133658412
SHHIIEEEETT, muh new beach front property. go buy a boat.

>>133658412
Be pissed bc the wrong part is underwater and the flood only had to happen a little more to the west to be truly a glorious gift from nature

>>133658412
embrace "Alternative"life styles....red America is Gone.....

>>133658412
Make sure a T-Rex isn't nearby.
>Map of sea levels during the cretaceous

>>133659523
This is during the fucking Cretaceous you knob.
During the last 65 million years, The American west, to include Nevada, has undergone uplift due to the collision of the rockies to the American plate.

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Get a boat sail to the paradise on earth known as Texas Island.

>>133658412
Visit my new beach

Enjoy my new beachfront property, shooting commiefornians as they try to swim onto my property.
SEE YOU DOWN AT ARIZONA BAY!

>>133658412
>live in Alberta
Probably drown but have the solace that my body will replenish our oil fields

>>133658412
I have to wonder about this map. The petrified forest here in Arizona has evidence of the first pollinating insects dated to over 80 million years ago. I have a hard time making that jive with it being a part of an ocean less than 5 million years earlier. The rockies aren't supposed to have started getting pushed up until about the date of the insects are supposed to have existed here, and the Mogollon Rim (main feature resonsible for the elevation into N Arizona, I believe) is believed to have formed about 20 million years ago.
Anyway, if I woke up to see that, I would probably think
>RAWWWWWWRRR
because I'd be a dinosaur in space or something

>>133668624
That's no paradise. That's called Austin.

>>133658412
Wonder what happened to the rocky mountains. There's no scenario where Texas would be underwater but not commieshitstainistan.

>>133668814

>less than 5 million years earlier

yeah cuz forests usually take 7 million years to grow...
And it is impossible to think bugs evolving from sea creatures on lands formally inundated with sea water...
WTF?!?!

>>133658412

Swim

>>133658412
My property just became beachfront and the value exponentially increased

feelsgoodman.png

>>133669277
I'm not talking about the forests, I'm talking about the geologic features and processes required to take the land mass out of the ocean. Either there were more islands there, or there was another rapid (geologically speaking) land moving event that I have not heard of.

>>133658716

it appears that much of it is though.

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>>133658716
All the parts where liberals live are under water. The inland and mountainous parts of CA have conservatives.

>>133658412
Would Cascadian anons fight for Cascadian Reich? We could massacre the Tacos all along our southern border.

>>133658716
fpbp

>>133658412

In the case of Mexico this is a much needed flood.

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>Wake up
>See this
what do

>>133671726
Is Steven Universe world a shithole?
t. Someone who browse /co/

>>133660118
truly a god

>>133658412
>My state is fine

Go back to bed, feel dissapointed it missed the west coast

Where are my great lakes?

>>133672067
>no Eurasian steppes
Anon, we just solved like half the problems of history.

>>133658412
drown

>>133670561
Yea. The good parts...

>>133659886
>SCAR still on map

Yeah you're still gonna lose kid

>>133671726
wtf is this

>>133672726
A better world, my syrup slurping friend. A better world.

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>>133658412
>Wake up

damn

>>133658412
>all those natural harbors
I form the greatest merchant marine the world has ever seen

>>133658412
Drown

>>133658412
>Yucatan is kill
Fuck this

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>>133658412
Laugh as Ohio becomes a superpower.

>>133658744
We wouldn't have to worry about illegals anymore.
>tfw Texas will never be a glorious island away from everyone
>feelsbadman.jpg

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>>133660046
Well, there go the Falklands again.

>>133671726
Nice, sauce?

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>>133658412
LMAO. The Rocky mountains underwater, but Iowa, and Illinois, aren't. This is gold.
Saved. Gonna false-flag these global warming believing idiots all day long with this one.

>>133661962
You're a big Florida..

>>133659523
> map key says "cretaceous"
> calls someone else retarded

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>>133658412
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3E

Go fishing I have beach front property in MO. I hope the tarpon are biting today, maybe I'll get some lobsters

>>133674330
tell them the maps from al gore, michael moore, or leonardo decaprio

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>>133674339
>Using map models of the Cretaceous period to shill climate change.

Yup. He's right. You're obviously retarded too. lol

>>133674159
And well... you know... more than half of your entire nation.

>>133658412
>Be California
> Gain independence

>>133658412
Own beach front property.

>>133658412
I wonder how the ocean managed to overtake the midwest plains, but keep the east coast above water.

Who /beachfront/ here?

>>133658412
Thank everything and everyone above that I'm not below sea level, and then get eaten by a T-rex for violating the timeline's NAP.

>>133658412
Do I drown in my sleep or do I manage to wake up and swim??? Because, if I drawn, I cannot see anymore.

>>133658412
Im safe..My backyard is now the Atlantic ocean but im safe

>>133658412
Go about my day as if nothing happened. Feels good livin' in Ohio.

>>133671726
>takes out only the good part of Brazil
>acre is Bolivian now wtf
>paraguai is Brazilian, Duque de Caxias says hello
this map is strange

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Live on my island in Texas

>>133671726
>>133672726
A map made by some Portuguese fags back in the Colonial Era to make them not feel as bad for getting cucked by the Spanish.

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>>133658412
mfw Humans still live on the planet Dirt, not habitats orbiting the sun

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>>133658412
> https://youtu.be/nNlMzNUDM8s

>>133658412
Smoke hash at the beach

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Chico, CA is gonna be beach front territory now?

Launch all the nukes because Earth violated the NAP

>>133659513
same, my house would be right on the shore

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The fishing will be awesome!

>>133658412
What happened to the anons trying to build a city out of some barges and boats?
I'd get in touch