Why is Germany lacking in culture despite being so popular? Sure

>they have good musicians

lmao

>>133648770
I'm talking about hundreds of years ago not the metal bands you see today

are you retarded?

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>>133648960
Yes he's.

>>133648770
krautrock is god-tier you faggot

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>>133648696
>not growing up on Rostbratwuerstel with Kraut, Brezen and Weissbier

I pity you, Burger. Truly pity you. I was eating 12 Nueremberger with Kraut, the best Senf you will ever taste and a god damn good brezn and semmel with a light Weissbier when I was 6 years old.

Best memories. Truly.

>>133648960
das kanner sein.

>deutsche kultur
>bekannt in der welt

lmao

>>133649119
name five

>>133648696
What is Schnitzel, Sauerkraut, Spaetzle, Sauerbraten, bread dumplins etc. Goddamn there's a ton famous German dishes you retard.

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>>133648696

Germany has some of the best chefs in this world and the cuisine is outstanding.

We have sauces other countries would only dream about.

>>133648696

Sausage will be taken of the menu when the muslims take over.

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>>133649152
>>133649262
T H I C C
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>>133648696
I'd eat the shit out of them with some mashed potatoes.

>>133649152 dont worry not all burgers think like this. I enjoy a nice rumpsteak mit hefeweizen, and homefries, damn.. my mouth is watering now thinking of that food with a good boot of that stuff

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>>133649271
>Germany has some of the best chefs in this world and the cuisine is outstanding.
Shhhh, don't tell them. The black Americcan will just buy a ticket to come here and eat our food and fuck our women!

>>133648696
Have you ever been to Germany? I never worry about food there, it may not be France or Italy but I've always eaten well. Also nice white wines very similar to the Eastern France ones. Overall I give them a 7/10 would eat again.

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>>133648696
>being so popular
lol wat

>>133648696
there is only german cuisine in a stable family
>things that you lack

>>133649271
Along with some of the best confections, and bakery. I love german food and my german heritage. Sorry about Merkel.

>>133649039
Stop posting this whore

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>>133648696
>Who has no culture can not recognize other cultures
I feel sorry for you, Burger

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>>133648696

>>133648696
>Germany lacking in culture
Culture is not just food, you fat fuck

>>133648696
that looks pretty tasty tbdesu

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>>133649941
American bread

>>133648696

>Lacking in culture


Are you retarded?

>>133650097
thats actually just for the niggers. we have bakeries in our grocery stores for the humans.

>>133649152
Kiełbasa z kapustą kiszoną (kiełbasa with sauerkraut)

>>133649262
Zrazy wołowe
Do you eat these with cucumber?

>>133649941
Typical Lidl

>>133650097
Fairy bread is addictive

>>133649941
You have 2 or 3 kinds of good black bread
Your white bread is a crap.

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>>133649262
>>133649152
>>133648696
>>133649941
>culinary culture
oh wow a bunch of fucking sausages

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>>133649713
No

>>133649152
Im romancing one of your woman. I get all the best that Bavaria has to offer.

>>133649941
>>133650097
How come none of the "bakeries" here in the US make bread like that?

>>133650613
They do. Next time your mom goes to the grocery store, ask her if you can come along. Pay close attention as you walk through the bakery.

>>133650549
>>133649262
>sausage
burger education

>>133648696
i disagree. also
>burger accusing someone of lacking in culture
tippy top kekity kek

i just have one question for you krauts:
do all of you serve those knödeln with everything? is this a german thing or just a trick to make people pay for bread?

you think them lacking culture do to you sharing so much as many immigrants to the US are of German origin. Their culture has influenced yours so heavily much like they have to Canada

>>133649152
>Kraut, Brezen and Weissbier
Disgusting.
>not eating Gröönen Hinnark and then Rote Grööt as dessert.
I bet you have never drunk a Dead Aunt in your life either.
Fucking southerners.

>>133650549
They also have Kasseler, the apfelstrudel.
The best mustard in the world (from saxony)
And they mostly boild or pickle vegetables
At least they do not add ketchup, mayo or a combination to all their food.

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>>133648696

>>133649152
>hot dogs with greasy noodles

no thanks!

>>133650720
hahaha
ID: hKT99T2n BTFO

>>133650780
Dampfnudeln are superior, shame that noone knows how to cook them anymore.

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halver hahn

>>133648696

Germany has one of the most diverse food culture on the planet - only autistic fags know only about sausages.

>>133648696
>Why is Germany lacking in culture despite being so popular?
ftfy, bitch

>>133649941
serious question hans

how much of that is made out deep frozen dough
You know, the one with L-cysteine made from duck feathers and human hair

http://www.naturalnews.com/032718_L-cysteine_commercial_bread.html

>>133649271
>We have sauces other countries would only dream about.

Syrian cum?

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>>133648696
Our bottled up history

>>133651293
Always archive or screenshot https://archive.is/FH2Gi

>>133650720
Not really. All the bread they have in those supermarket bakeries is the same soft crap that has no real texture. And all the stand alone bakeries I've been to never actually sell bread but just cakes/cupcakes and other pastry shit.

>>133651124
>noodles
Nice b8

>>133651342
You are fast.

>>133648696
>>>/ck/
>>>/int/

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>>133651045
>>133651011
alright alright

have some C I O R B A, then

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>>133651124
>greasy noodles

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Id just like to throw in the mix that I have traveled much of Europe and Irish lamb is still the finest meat I have ever had.

>>133651124
>noodles
Sometimes I wonder what goes through Burgers' minds.

>>133651385
Again, ask your mom to take you next time. There is plenty of real bread with various textures and levels of hardness/crustiness in the grocery store bakery.

>>133648696
>"Germany is lacking in culture"
>complains about food

You're like those leftist idiots who think that letting in muslims is a good idea because then they get to enjoy all the exotic food they bring. Pathetic.

German culture is Goethe, the Grimm Brothers, Schubert, Mozart, Thomas Mann, Hermann Hesse, Albrecht Dürer, Schwarzwalder Kirchtorte, Gutenberg, and many more. What the fuck are you complaining about?

>>133648696
>Implying German food isn't good as fuck.

>culture equals food
north & west europeans are god tier
>spain, italy, france
>fashion
>food
otherwise basically euronigger

>>133651997
you forgot Gulasch, Wiener Schnitzel and Gugelhupf

>>133648696
Honestly Germany deserves an A for culture simply for their cultural contributions to Christmas alone.

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>>133652203
Neighbor pls.

>>133650980
So you technically have parts of German culture?

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>German "cuisine"
Enjoy, Achmed.

>>133648696
The beer culture is all right but I agree the food is nothing special. Although I'm from a country that can't exactly claim to have better food (Netherlands).

>>133651974
Let me guess, you shop at WF or some overpriced chain of the like?

>>133651124
>Hot dogs
Sometimes I forget that your mystery meat is so high in your culture
>greasy noodles
HAHAHAHA

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>>133649152
Looks good. I make sausage and sauerkraut all the time in my home. Shits awesome. We also brew some good fucking beer here so don't dismiss us yet.

>>133649152
this picture make me nauseous

>>133653481
Nauseated. It makes you nauseated you faggot.

My grandmother came from Germany and her memories of post WWI "cuisine" are interesting (born 1910). She ran home from school for her birthday treat, which was goose grease on bread. At the peak of economic hardship, they had to eat the family dog. This was in Ulm.

There's my experience with German food.

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>>133651124
If this isn't bait I can only imagine what you eat.

>>133648696
It's not terrible but shit when compared to italian, greek or asian food.

>>133648770
Imagine being this fucking ignorant

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>>133648696
What about schnitzel?

Pic not related.

>>133654287
>italian, greek or asian food.
Italian is the only correct answer. "Greek food" is the same thing everyone in the Balkans eats and asian food is fried fat shit.

>>133651997
This.

>>133654742
Meh I like souvlaki, mousaka and genrally meat heavy food. Asian food is great too, a japanese or chinese restaurant that doesn't serve everything with some kind of sauce and no soja on the the table is generally good.

>>133648696
Can I get the recipe for your pic related?

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>>133654556
Yeah LMAO holy shit how can he not know about all the good bands that came out of germany like....

!)Rammstein
2).......

Amirite???? xDDDDDD

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>france has better kraut food than the kraut himself

souless wasteland how sad

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>>133654720

Schabowy is god tier food.
Also good with puree and modra kapusta

>>133655073
What a pleb
https://youtu.be/uBxvdkpV8Z0

>>133649152
Stop fooling yourself. Central, German, Nordcuck and Eastern European cuisine is absolute shit and we all eat the same shit here. Everyone just names it differently.

>>133655338
Omfg xDDD yeah dude kids these days forgot what real music sounds like LOL!! XDDDDDDDD who cares about modern music when dey got the best war marches#!@#!@#

>>133653425
And then you go to fuck your cousin(e)

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>>133655367
>absolute shit

>>133649748
this.

You don't know shit about our culture - our food is awesome ...

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>>133654720
A nice Schnitzel is mostly a Austrian thing. In wide parts of germany they drown their Schnitzel in some shitty sauce, just like the Americlaps drown everything they eat in Ranch dressing...

>>133655456
Your post gave me herpes

>>133655529
OK, maybe not absolute, but it's generally too heavy. Asian and Medi food are Dog tier.

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>>133648696
>forgetting schnitzel, pretzel, black forest cake and kebab

>>133655621
so did that song

>>133655612
>mostly a Austrian thing.

No it isn't. Everyone mentioned here >>133655367 eats this shit.

>fries
>austrian """"cuisine""""

>>133655641
Kebab is actually better than most German food xD

I'm no kraut lover but they have good foods.

>>133655624
>it's generally too heavy

I can agree with that

>>133655456
Kek if you can't understand folklore this is for you
https://youtu.be/O-nDTm3GNtk
https://youtu.be/PdvFtG9hJW0
https://youtu.be/elJjRjdRLr8

>>133655052
cut up some hotdogs and cabbage throw it on the stove and you have whats in the picture

>>133655073
Names like Kraftwerk and Can fly right over the head of a pleb like you.

>>133655725
Austrian schnitzel is made out of veal, German schnitzel is made out of pork. In Switzerland they have cordon bleu schnitzel, which can be either meat wrapped with ham and cheese.

>>133649205
not the nazi but, Can, Faust, Amon Düül II, Neu! and Tangerine Dream

>>133649205
Can
Harmonia
Tangerine Dream
Faust
Popol Vuh
Ash Ra Tempel

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>Go to Germany as an obvious tourist
>Fail to find anything interesting
>Complain about German culture

Get out of your comfort zone dude.

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>>133648696
MRE army of China: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uVm2FioMGY

>>133650720
pfffffffff lmao

>>133656340
Oh wow that's so special.

Fucking Burger King has more variety than our food.

>>133653481
Says the shit eating cocksucker.

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>>133656111
Genius. Thanks, anon.

>>133651293
I always forget you burgers buy all your shit at wallmart, there are many non-toxic waste using traditional bakeries in germany

>>133656684
Good Polish dish is bigos, but it's hard to find.

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>>133655725
The problem is you have no idea what you're talking about. It's like you would call chicago style pizza the same as actual italian pizza or what ever cancer they call pizza in Cuba...

>pic related, a real Schnitzel with potato salad and not some cancer.

>>133648696
You sound like a retard. All European peoples have the richest cultures in the world.

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>>133656457
I would add Nico to the list of German greats as well - a real character.

>>133656914
I grew up in a german household and we never put anything more than a little bit of fresh lemon on our schnitzel. Maybe, things changed in the last 50 years though idk, also my family came from south Germany so that might be part of it.

>>133650549
Ahahahah

>>133656914
Also schnitzel is better with spaetzle on the side.

>>133656340
Honestly, you can get cordon blue anywhere. Overrated though.

>>133656340
am german, wiener schnitzel is always better, no way to argue that

>>133656914
Dude, don't be fucking ridiculous. It's a fucking fried piece of meat with a fancy name. I eat the same fucking shit every Sunday, it's just called schabowy. I guess it isn't as marketable name as ((schintzel))

>>133657121
Best schnitzel is without meat, but instead with big mushrooms, then with lemon on it.

>>133657103
nico isnt a kraut rock band you illiterate fuck

>>133648696
They lack any kind of fantasy of whim. This is why german people love the italian or the french.

White muricans are 1/4 of german stock, they have the same dedication to efficiency but they have english flair (or its caricature) and humor

But really german people are robots, they need to shuffle their emotional straightjacket but it's not gonna be a nice sight, are we ready for an army of clone cyborgs mass executing millions of sand people?

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>>133656540

>>133657121
That's the way to do it, some people add Preiselbeermarmelade or something sweet/sour like that in the south as well as austria. Once you go down past Frankfurt they start to drain it in sauces, throw a entire onion over it, think this tastes great with a pickled herring. In the east it's typically strawberry jelly...
>>133657226
So it's obviously Baden-Württemberg, everything goes with Spätzle there.

>>133657455
By this logic Picata Milanese just a Schnitzel, the fried chicken in Panko of Vietnam is just a schnitzel, the fried shrimps from japan/china are quint essentially just a Schnitzel....
You know there aren't that many ways to prepare a dish, steam, boil, grill or fry. And guess what you will find the same shit all over the world made in the same just with different "taste" givers.

>>133657954
>They lack any kind of fantasy of whim. This is why german people love the italian or the french.
This.

It's a cultural thing though, not genetic. It's just called being autistic.

>>133657455
>((schintzel))
what do the jews have to do with delicious schnitzel kurva?

>>133648770
>never heared of Wagner
>t.ignoramus
>>133648696
There isn't one German cuisine, but many, if actualy had an idea of Badener, Schwabian, Lothringen, Alsatian cuisine and you believe they aren't awesome, you lack taste.

>>133658070
good szaszłyk is always good

>>133658134
You miss my point entirely. You're too autistic.

Pierre here explained everything >>133657954

>>133658201
Just joking, couldn't resist.

>>133657455
Some artsy schnitzel people claim that real schnitzel is smashed meat very thinly and you should get it on plate where it sticks on the edges over the plate.

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>>133658377
>Some artsy schnitzel people claim

>>133658377
Well I get that you can prepare things in a fancy way, I pretty sure you can make biogs or gołąbki look cool, I mean there's plenty of variations for that too.

I guess one explanation for our food is that it's fucking cold here sometimes, so the food is what it is for that reason, environmental, practical etc..

>>133649941
Wow, a variety of bread. Do you think I can't buy all that here in the US?

>>133658602
>so the food is what it is for that reason, environmental, practical
yeas, thats how food and acquiring food usually works

>>133658602
I do believe schnitzel has something to do with schnit, which means a slice, so it has to be thin. On other hand Anglo eat thick chunks of meat, normally little rare in middle, but schnitzel has to be really well made.

>>133651735
MOOOOOOOOOOOAR

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>>133658319
Yea (this photo I made in a restaurant in Tyumen. The restaurant is called "near Ranevskaya").

>>133651223
I've been there, no it doesn't. Plain boring as fuck fare.

>>133658134
Somebody with taste. I'm sick of all the those mediteran bad mouthing of the German kitchen, if the herbs and the climate would have been the same in Germany like in the Provoance it would have also in the colder regions of Germany been equaly good or better.

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>>133659025
And this

Germany doesnt lack culture but it has indeed lost a lot of it because of a few major factors:
>end of Kaisserreich after WWI
>Führerkult and dismissing all culture during Hitler
>loss of WWII and being ruled by allies and their major "Entnazifizierung"

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Anyone here likes soups?

>>133659025
Nice, it just looks like something done while on holidays under the tent

>>133659071
I seriously doubt this were have you been in Germany?

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>>133651385
Have you never been to a grocery store? Pic related is the bread assortment found in many us supermarkets.

Do you live way out in the boonies or something?

>>133659171
Oh shit man

You read in my mind

>>133659174
Also forgot to add that Prussia doesn't exist anymore

>>133659195
>where

>>133659260
>freshly baked
>right here

so it's made from human hair?
>>133651342

>>133659192
How can you be European if you don't eat soups?

>>133648696
>americans trying to shit on others culture
>while their culture is mcdonalds and dying for israel
lmao

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>>133659192
this bread soup thing is the best shit ever

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>>133653147
Let's not change the goalposts. You've now gone from

>"American supermarkets don't have good bread"

to

>"I'm to much of a poorfag to buy good bread"

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>>133648770
>not knowing that Germany has the best musicians

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>>133648770
>beeing this ignorant

Here you fucking pleb. Get some culture,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

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>>133659274
The restaurant is located in a building of historical value. He looks like in the times of the Russian Empire.

>>133659377
Was Prussia the best because the polish spirit counterbalances german autism?

>>133651974
Not true. Most places use the same white flour for everything. There's salt and preservatives added so it can sit out on the shelves for days. If you've actually baked bread you would know the difference.

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>>133659644
But while I was in a small trip to Tyumen, I also managed to visit a Serbian restaurant.

>>133649152
meanwhile russian warheads reenter the atmosphere above germany

>>133659577
Good bread is fresh warm bread, everything else, no matter how good, just simply isn't as good.

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>>133648696
>tfw hardcore Germanboo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

>>133657877
Leaf, if you follow the thread back to it's origin it was about ALL TYPES OF GERMAN MUSIC you stupid heap of festering Fournier's wet gangrene of the scrotum.

Fucking Leafs- if you retards didn't have America for a guardian, you would probably drown in a puddle.

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>>133648696

>>133659820
Not true. No one wants another world war (except idiots). However, Russia is very disappointed with the policy of Merkel.

Every time I go to Germany it's fucking sauerkraut and pork legs.

I eat that shit once a year during Christmas and I'm fed up with it for the rest of the year. How can you eat that in the middle of July??

>>133656846
>German education

>>133649209
Don't forget Currywurst!

I'm not German myself; I'm from Jordan, but I'm studying here; this is my first semester.
I have fallen in love with German sausages, currywurst, all the awesome kinds of bread they have, different kinds of Schnitzel, and fucking BEER! <3 The beer here is awesome.

OP is a culturally illiterate retard.
An hero please.

>>133660066
quaddouble digits 1111101100101010101

>>133659922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo

>>133659816
>hamburger patty with fries

We won WW2 for THIS!?

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>>133648696
> german cuisine suc-

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>>133659922
>These overcoats...

>>133660087
Big German cities and especially big cities as of lately are becoming migrant filled fast food shit towns. We should basically ban fast food chains to no more than one restaurant per country. Best food is always specific to a restaurant. Also those German supermarkets are killing local produce.

>>133659963
> Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten

said the SS officer at Auschwitz

>>133660066
>Russia is very disappointed with the policy of Merkel.

everyone is dissapointed with the policy of merkel, even merkel.

She only did not change course at this point, be cause she believes that doing a 180 at this point would weaken her and germanys position in EU even more.

So she probably tries to push through as much as she can to get EU army, and only then she will try to do some rational things

Or this is the greatest conspiracy in history

>>133660087
maybe don't go to Bavaria the next time?

>>133659592
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tmdeakuW8gU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqk4bcnBqls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9k
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5bU7ibqGko

>>133658134
>Baden-Württemberg
Nice you actually guessed where my family was from correctly based off the spaetzle. Too bad I'm a Cucknadian.

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>>133660392
But it is Serbian Burger with 3 kinds of meat... I also ordered that a Serbian salad.

>>133659577
>supermarkets
I think that anon was originally talking about real bakearies and not a supermarket. Sadly our bread culture of freshly made full grian bread is also getting replaced by premade factory bread.

>>133659922
>Fichtls Lied
god tier burgerbro

>>133648696
>tfw op's pic is making my mouth water

>>133660676
Really? Could it not have been Bayern as well? That's where I live right now although I"m not german.

>>133660445
I know my compatriots love them, but I really fucking hate kebabs.

Tried it 2 times and both were dissapointed.

I would just prefer a big joocy piece of ground beef semi-rare in a rye bun with veggies and mustard

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>>133648696
>Why is Germany lacking in culture

They don't...you're just the average anglo cuck who don't know shit outside your little anglo world.

https://youtu.be/Y5Bq4F9iYyc

>>133660819
>your mouth is doing what a pussy does when it sees bbc

>>133660764
I know a bigger sin than that even, you got shops that look like bakeries, you enter inside, nobody bakes, no oven, they just order bread by car. Even supermarkets beat those, at least they have it fresh.

>>133655073
>>133648770

Get the fuck out of here, disgusting normie plebs.

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>>133659195
Would you like to see my passport stamp?

Took trains across Germany and Bavaria, visited several small towns on the way to rothenburg, an eventually left from Hamburg.

Also spent a week in Interlaken, Swiss shit is pretty much the same as German.

There is a reason you are known for sausages and bratworst. It's the only decent food you make.

>>133648696
>Germany lacking in culture
What is Hitler.

>>133660584
I think Merkel is very difficult to make the right decisions, especially in relation to Russia (the American owner be very offended if Merkel is going to play against him).

>>133650097

Americans eat everything that you do. Only nonwhites and poorfag plebs eat shit like that.

Germans invented good bbq in the south. Thank you based hans, I am ever grateful.

t. Texan

>>133661003
currywurst is bretty good through, dunno how much german it is in actuality

>>133661023
Yeah, isn't it great we think about Hitler when we think of Germany, but Germany is full of migrants.

>>133659407
Made from fresh grains from our endless golden fields.

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>>133660970
Sometimes they get delivered pre made dough and make it to finish, but you are right. This is a fucking travesty

Btw, Schnitzel is Austrian not German.

>>133661003
If you were in Hamburg you should at least had some Labskaus or Bismarckbrötchen.

>>133649409
Post more, paco

>>133648696
Germany's greatest cultural accomplishments are in music, literature, philosophy, and the sciences.
The rest of it doesn't really match up.
It's still definitely something to be proud of though.

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>>133661156
just read the article and stop eating deep frozen dough bread and other pasties.

It's not really well regulated and there is high possibility it was done with human hair or duck feathers.

Just buy what they get from actual bakeries even in market, if you can get into a real bakery just do that.

>>133650613
Here in NYC I see that shit every other block.

>>133661292
Of course good oven isn't electric. Makes a big difference if you have wood when you make pizza. I wouldn't eat pizza in restaurant if they made it with electric oven. Frozen pizzas are the biggest losers, that's so sad.

>>133660676
If you tell me if you prefer your Spätzle with brown sauce or baked with cheese I can even narrow it down.
Might help if you like to eat snails and do you eat dinner with a glas of beer or white wine?
That could probably narrow it down to the exact region kek.

>>133660827
Schnitzel with Spätzle is a 100% Baden-Württemberg thing. In Bavaria it would be boiled potato with brown butter and persil, a knödel or potato salad, f

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>>133659907
>>133660764
I have access to 5 or 6 bakeries and my city only has a couple hundred thousand people.

Great Harvest Bakery is pretty popular around here, dozens and dozens of varieties made fresh to order.

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>>133660626
That's a bunch of kiddie shit. Grow up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FW0gXNkco

>>133660745
Burger's a burger. I should stop by and pinch a loaf for them. Show them some real cuisine.

>>133661530
Or just buy flour and yeast and bake it yourself. It's really not that hard.

>>133661658
We have a tradition that you should be eating fresh bread almost every day if not every day.

>>133661530
The flour that most bread around here comes from is sourced from local farms. I live in the wheat capital of the world.

>>133648696
>being this burger

>>133651124
almost a good bait until i saw your flag

>>133661918

you mentioned
>Great Harvest Bakery
and I just check their site and they don't use dfd so it's gonna be around the same as freshly baked in yurop, it's just a matter of recipe and baking process.

I just often see people even here creaming about how they got warm bread in supermarket and how good it is without understanding how disgusting it is, while traditional bakery is 200m away on the other side of the street

>>133661003
>Bavaria
Ever tried Tellerfleisch, Reibedatschi, Böfflamott, Auszogne, Obazda, Steckerlfisch, Spargel?

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>>133648696
Germany has no culture. Liberal Jews wouldn't lie about this.

>>133649262
Wtf is this thing. If this was a ylyl thread I would be done

>>133662655
She's a kike her culture is full of gas and throwing the victim card

>>133661918
Harvest here was previous week, what about there?

>>133655321
>fried beef with peas and potatos

this is school lunch tier

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>>133662290
I'm guilty of buying cheap $1 french bread from the grocery store when they're warm out of the oven. Snacking on some now with a lump of butter.

>>133650780
No. It's just a very iconic side. Especially in bavaria.

>>133662603
I didn't have time to visit every town in Germany.

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>>133662655
>Germany has no culture
That much is true. German culture officially died a hundred years ago.

>>133662992
>with a lump of butter.
french cuisine in a nutshell, good job burger

>>133662655
She's not even German. That cunt should be deported.

>>133655276
Alsace-Lorraine is rightful Deutsch clay.

>>133651974
No sorry. I lived in Germany and you're just wrong.

There might be similar bakery's in some giant city's. But the avarage person here in Kansas has no option to get a similar quality of bread like the one they have in every village in Germany.

Stop being a smug cunt. You're wrong.

>>133662714
That's a beef roulade, particular fancy in the northern half of germany.
It's a piece of beef filled with mustard, chopped onions, (pickled cucumber), seasoned with salt and pepper...
Roll it up, put a toothpick through it to keep it together...
Grill from all sides till it's nice roasted
take out of the pan
make a nice gravy
put the Rouladen back into the gravy and let it simmer for at least 1h (the longer the better)
Serve with red kraut and boiled potatoes
WALA

>>133649542

@ pic: No.

>>133659907
This Solvene has i truly right. Best bread is right out of the fucking oven. Anyone whom says otherwise is a literal nigger.

>>133651997
Schiller, Wagner, Martin fucking Luther, Beethoven, brecht, Marx, Engles etc.

The Germans and the Nordic countries have worst food than us. The only reason the British food is shit meme is a thing is because of the French.

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>>133662918
Winter wheat is being harvested about now, Spring wheat in august-september.

I love the endless rolling palouse hills when they're still green.

>>133663744
>Marx, Engles
Literally die in a nigger fire Soviet Commiefornian.

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>>133662899
>>133663315
Careful. Germans can't express their opinions.

>>133663663
Corn bread especially, that's old after a day.

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>>133663478
Wrong.

>>133659192

10/10 Food

Polish finest engineering.

>>133657121
No body I ever met did that sauce thing. And I moved here a year ago.

But im also from the south so maybe it's still true.

>>133650097
the dutch make better american bread

>>133659260
Oh so I have to go to whole foods to get proper bread.
That's almost fucking worth it.

Im not sure we have whole foods in the Midwest tough.

>>133658158
It is genetic.

>>133664453
>
>>133664064

But, no, you probably won't find a fully fledged bakery in little drive through towns with a population of like 112.

>>133648696
>Bratwurst
>Beer
>Pretzels
>(Wiener) Schnitzel
>Knoedel
>German art of engineering
>Volkswagen
>Mercedes Benz
>BMW
>Bosch
>The olympic torch sprint
>Adidas
>Puma
>Fanta
>Blitzkrieg
>Kant, Nietzsche
>Goethe, Heine, Kafka
>Psychoanalysis by Freud
>1st Computer
>The logo of this shitty board
>Hugo Boss
>Expressionism, Dada
>V6-Rockets
>Hecler & Koch
>The Welfare State
>(((rapefugees wellcum)))
>Gas
>Gas Chambers (???)
>Actual solutions

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>>133648696
USA have culture? Not even burgers are an american invention. Hollywood is jewish. Miley Cyrus is better than Hans Zimmer?

>>133663778
the problem about your food is that it tates like nothing, idk maybe it's the british air, it's like eating a sheet of paper.

>>133664064
Yeah im going to drive a couple to buy bread. Fuck you.

Actually I will. I really miss good bread.
How is this company? Really just like a bakery? Daily fresh? Hard crusts?
Fuck I miss bread.

>>133648696
German food and British food are both shit. The only difference is that we admit it, while autistic krauts delude themselves into thinking they have one of the world's great cuisines. Top lel.

>>133649152
>wurst and sauerkraut

Kraut and Sausages isn't confined to Germany. That garbage is everywhere in the Midwest and it's stereotypical bland white people food. They are nearly as popular as a hamburger around here.

>>133665421
>Kraut and Sausages **aren't

Fucking fermented Jew keeps forcing me to type like a retard.

>>133665421
>That garbage is everywhere in the Midwest

Gee, I wonder where they got that from

>>133665223
Almost all cooks on television are from UK and Netherlands, two countries who suck at cooking and don't really cook at all.

>>133649262
the german shit fetish has permeated into your cuisine...

>>133665562
That's not an argument. The German acted like he's special for growing up on that when most Americans did, too. Kraut tastes like shit, by the way.

Can a germanon tell me a joke?

>>133666030
Stand up comedy is a big deal lately on German television. I always think of Americans when i see that, but i have to admit German language is funnier than American.

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>>133665845
>kraut
>kraut
it's cabbage
better at gravy than you nigger

>>133648696
There is no distinctive german cuisine.

There is north-german cuisine, bavarian cuisine, swabian cuisine....


Austrian and especially bavarian dishes are for example very often closer to czech food than to other german cuisines

>>133660087

only feminine faggots complain about manly Germanic food, stick to your vegan asian noddles you nigger

>ohh its too heavy

yeah because you didnt work out enough you faggot

>>133666361
There are a lot of German dishes, problem is people forgot to cook them. No wonder kebab is popular, but you had similar dishes and if you were eating them kebab wouldn't be popular. At end you will eat hot dog with ketchup and call it the best.

>>133649152
Pic related is alright with me. I fucking love kraut food. Good drunk food.

>>133666792

This we are uncultured right now.
Current Germany is just a big consumer and producer of goods, nothing else. No soul, no identity.
That was destroyed on purpose after 1945.

Also generally speaking I feel like in all western countries the quality of goods dropped significantly. When I look at old clothing it is so much better produced than our current stuff, a lot of old craftsmanship techniques are lost as well.

>>133655472
you're literally polish.

>>133666030
Warum steht ein Pils im Wald?

Weil die Tannen zapfen.

>>133667207

heh.

;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>133667067
Supermarkets will kill homemade food, butcher shops, bakeries and traditional restaurants, we've seen it in USA. Butcher shops were already disappearing 15 years ago.

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>>133666792
My point was that there is no real distinctive, quintessentially german cuisine but rather regional traditions of cooking, that may vary heavily and tend to have more in common with their foreign neighbours than with other german cuisines in other parts of the country

Look at Northern Germany and the Netherlands or Bavaria and Czechia/Austria

Same for beer and traditional clothing

>>133662714
Not everyone eats dogs worst Korea. Or in your language: ping chong ching pao mao.

>>133667456

Yep, we still got butchers, and usually they get pretty rich because old people and higher class people like to buy from them and it is easier to get special cuts and really good meat if you know the butcher but yeah all in all the Americanization of a country is what kills culture.
Just look at the US, all what is left of the little culture they had is toxic commerce, consumerism and capitalism.
The idea that not everything can be bought is offensive to them

>>133667757

You do realize that Czechs were for the most part of our history part of the Reich or at least linked to it in some sort? There were a lot of Germans in those lands before 1945.

>>133652601
Literally invented in Germany, popular street food and tastes fucking delicious.

>>133648696
They have beer

>>133668052

>giving money to sandniggers

"nein"

>>133648696
>Why is Germany lacking in culture despite being so popular?

all cinemas and 70% of theatresin germany are owned by US companies.

it simplier to get german movie done in USA than in Germany.

>>133655624
What are you talking about? Asian and Medi food is the best in the world. Not everyone in the world lives off of bland meat and potatoes. No one gives a shit about Polish food.

>>133667847
Butchers are more appearing as part of supermarket or renting in those big boxes shopping centers, instead of having own shop. I notice also less wild meat, since supermarket contract doesn't has that as part of deal. But what hasn't disappeared are ice cream makers, those seem to be everywhere, since store ice cream is much better than in USA, but still homemade ice cream is even much better.

>>133665078
Very good stuff, tons of variety, always made fresh to order.

>>133663525
>Meat, potatoes, and onions on a stick
Do Germans actually consider this cuisine? I guess their genes bled over to the US, since I know people that only fucking eat beef and potatoes, and love it.

>>133669071
That stuff is not on a stick beside the roulade.
That's the typical german crop since the 1600, potatoes, wheat, onions and other root vegetable.

As a chef this is the stuff of dreams, cheap to do, easy to add some specials and it made me rich. If you do the south german/swiss/austrian kitchen right it will blow the fuck out of every fancy french/italian cuisine for a quarter the price.

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Have you never had German food? It's good as fuck.

>>133648696
We need another civil war to purge the genetic filth such as yourself.