Can We Settle This Once And For All?

>>133647363
Israel, you unamerican swine. We are Best Goy.

Britbongs
Frogs
Polacks

Fuck everyone else

You forgot Saudi Arabia, OP

>>133647363
What's with the asskissing of Macron?
Wasn't he shunned before the French election got sorted out?
He is part of the Socialist party, why does /pol/ love him so much now?

>>133647363
Australia

>>133647363
Your """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Alliance""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with us was always a meme

>shilling for macron

>>133647784
>>133647855

Mummy May got BTFO and ruined - purposefully - Brexit forever.

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>>133647591
He quits the Socialist party before wroking with Hollande.

He knew he could nto be a Rothschild banker and a socialist at the same time

>>133647363
Why is Russia even on your list?

>>133647363
what a shitty fucking list you faggot

>>133647363
You just need to caress their ego to gain the sympathy of americans.
Even Macron knows that.

>>133647591
To be totally honest I don't care as much about economics as I do about someone's ideas on morality, culture, national identity, etc. I want Stalin instead of Trotsky if I'm gonna have exclusively shitty options. I'm ignorant about Macron besides his party so I'm withholding judgement for now. If he can get along with Trump then we already know he's not a whiny crybaby like most leftists

>>133647363
Israel, you dumb goy.

OFFICIAL LIST OF AMERICA'S GREATEST ALLIES

1. God
2. Freedom
3. Guns
4. Bald Eagles
.
...
.
9001. Any European Nation
.
9000000000001. Israel
9000000000002. Allah

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gtfo with that leddit meme

>>133647363
>Macron
>Based

Are you a bluepill goy or just a kike?

>>133647363
>>133647363
Lets look at these one by one
U.K, Being taken over by pakis but might have "some" hope
France, Unless Macron is secretly a roman god rest in peace
Poland, Stands a chance, says no to muslims and no to jews, Economy is improving every year and even though its underdeveloped as shit it is improving, (unlike west europe) The best situation for Poland is for it to merge with Lithuania and reform the Commonwealth to a size only seen in EUIV
ROOSIA, Russia has always and is going to be overestimated because of its size, and is in reality except for parts of Moscow and St. Petersburg is underdeveloped, if someone really put their mind to it as the leader of Russia and improved Roads and infrastructure i would say they are safe.
Israel.........

KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE! AHH MY EYES! MY EYES! KILL IT! KILL THE FUCKING BEAST! GGAAAHH!

Japan, Valuable ally, mainly economic
West Europe in General
Rest in peace
Saudis, Backstabbing bastards
India, Poo in der loo
CHINA, Is going to crash horribly and die soon due to AIDS and Inflation, Chinas closed kids
Viets... the war... it burns
Canada, Annex it,
Mex, WALL!
And... thats it, ALSO, When treat allies well and care for them, do not betray them like a jew, stand for your brothers and hold strong, and you will thrive

>>133647363
One more thing, i think its a good idea to get the bastard polititians and ((them)) off of our backs first and be more reclusive, and not invade countries far away like iraq, we need to improve what we have and control our immigration, stop welfare for the Kangs so they can starve, etc, etc, We need to fix our own shit before we fix other shit, we also need to fix our ego for just a little bit, Russia is underpowered so it wont steamroll europe like Hitler or Stalin, Meh.

>>133649586
>Bald Eagles
why you allowed to hunt them for sport then. faggots.

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>>133647363
>not listing Israel first
Bad goy

>>133647363
>Russia
You do knwo majority of Russians would like to see US destroyed and fought against us in cold war?

>actually shilling for Macron
>wanted to be allied with France
Read some spanish history if you really think an alliance with France is good.

>>133651835
We're not.
Legally we aren't even allowed to own feathers they've shed.

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>>133653640
what the fuck :D

what's up with all the handshake memes this year?

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https://www.thenewamerican.com/world-news/europe/item/25986-globalist-rothschild-banker-wins-in-france-but-fight-goes-on

>ELITE
>GLOBALIST
>BANKER
>/ourguy/?
>NO!

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>>133654476
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FRIENDLIER HANDSHAKE?

>>133653640
Macron really sees Trump as an idol. It's getting creepy at this point

>>133647591
It's the shills who love him. Mostly TRS and Redditors

>>133653640
>President Trump it was an honor to meet you!
>Please say you'll return to France!
>... We'll see...
>You're not just saying that, are you? Promise me!
>... We'll see...
>*forcibly releases handshake*

>>133655166
he's trying really hard to try to force Trump to be his friend, you can see that Trump and Melania think him and his mom are really weird

>>133655293
That photo OP at G20 said it all. He's trying so hard to be seen as someone who isn't just Merkel' s pet dog. I think those insults Le Pen hurled at him stuck

>>133647591
If there is anything to know about americans is that the only thing they really want is to be loved and seen as the good guy, Macron understood that there is nothing to gain being contemptuous or confrontational with Trump and americans unlike Hollande and Merkel.

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:)

>>133655293

That's his.....

*urp*


wife..

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>>133647363
>Israel

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>>133654476

>>133655522
>>133648988

>NO COUNTRIES THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CLOSER THAN OUR COUNTRIES
>NOT FOR A LONG TIME

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>>133655619
gross

>>133654476
I love Trump I just honestly wish he had a better grasp on the English language. Its kind of painful hearing "very very powerful", "it was just great so great" shit like that constantly.

Thats really my only real criticism.

>>133656039
His common-man tongue is part of what made him so electable, people had enough of Obama and Clinton's patronising scripted lines.

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MUMMY MAY IS NOT DISGUSTING

>>133647363
But Israel is saying it is the best ally US has

>>133653862
Totally /ourguy/ amirite XD

>>133647363
Britain, Australia, New Zealand, France, Japan, and Russia. Everyone else can die, especially Canada.

>>133656403
I WANT HER MOUTH ON MY COCK SO FUCKING HARD

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No

>>133647363
Us Americans will never respect France or the french. After the cucks bowed to the Nazi scum, they lost the world's respect forever.

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>>133656861
MUMMY MAY AT A PARTY

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>>133657172
OOO

>>133657172
She looks like nigger bait.

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Britain is down. But not out.

#Moggmentum

>>133657225
How old is that? Is it from WWI?

>>133647363
France has always been bro tier. Thank God for that snake Macaroni.

australia of course, where would we be without all the shitposting?

>>133647591
Macaroni played politics, got elected as a cuck, then said yeah no fuck you faggots.

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>>133658816
yes

>>133657225
M A N L E T
A
N
L
E
T

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>>133659052
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>>133659052
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>>133647363
Russia is not your ally you fat dumbfuck. Never has been, never will be. Countries like the US, Russia and China can only have small irrelevant "allies"(vassals)

>>133647591
He's both pro-EU and relatively anti refugee. I don't share the whole EU=globalist Soros conspiracy bullshit that goes around here so he's the perfect candidate for me.

>>133647363
The UK is our 51st state. Stop being retarded.

>>133659021

nice

>>133659414

Shut the fuck up we were doing your job 100 years ago, and much better may I add.

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>>133649586
Rock, flag and eagle, muthafuckahs.

We have no best ally, you bitches are lucky we like you for some reason. You should be grateful we keep Germany down and Russia out.

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>>133647363
delet this

>>133647363
Britain x 100
Poland
Italy
Japan
Australia
Canada

>>133647363
Whether Drumpf knows it or not, Russia is his greatest ally. He just keeps fucking it up

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>>133659638

>>133647591
He said some shit about africans breeding like rabbits and that refugees are bad, then he had a dinner with Trump and now everyone is convinced he's /ourguy/.
It's fucking retarded, he hasn't even made any policies to back his shit up

>>133657172
my dick, moar!

>>133659358
The US and Russia are logical allies under present circumstances. We share common enemies; liberals, sunni islam, and China. Odds we will end up allied.

>>133659576
I hate when grandpa posts on 4chan

>>133653640
>taps the hand to politely tell him to let go
>Macron holds on for 30 seconds
Jesus christ he is a cuck
Now I see why autists think he is so great, he's one of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLTF70IBLns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1M54HIYeyM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49SX-TUiLUk

THE FUTURE IS ANGLO

>>133660321
Go take your dog up your ass, Trudeau.

>>133660378
>will rule like a Roman God
>tfw to intelligente pour les medias
Obviously he's autistic, this has never been a secret

>>133660487
#boomernation

>>133660441
WW3:
Anglo - Slavic alliance against the communist UN.

>>133660578
>Islamophobia

Le Part and Parcel Face

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>>133647591
>being this new

/pol/ always has and always will be a macaroni and cheese board

>>133657172
Hey that's easily an 8 in bong land
I bet even Arhmed has no interest in bong wymyn

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>>133660729

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>>133653694

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>>133647363
>tfw trump actually made his greatest ally the frog

>>133651835
You cant. Dumbass

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>>133660945
I love these but goddamn if it doesn't make me sad

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>>133654476

>denial
>THE GREATEST ALLIANCE EVER BORN

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>>133647635
>>133656854
>>133658945
>>133659638
>>133659817
>>133660652
>>133661117

STRAYA.

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>>133661034
why be sad when you can be prepared for the anglofication of the entire world.

STARTING WITH FRANCE

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>>133661286

>>133647591
>fucks his teacher
>probably wants to smash Merkel too
>too complex thoughts for interviews
>MASSIVE GOD COMPLEX DECLARES HIMSELF JUPITERARIAN RULER
This guy is almost as entertaining as Trump and can will actually do shit, cause he got the absolute majority. He will rule like Louis the Sun King himself

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>>133661344

>>133647591
He seems to be taking an anti-immigration policy.
Is tougher on terrorism then first thought.
Wants to deregulate France's economy.
Has been reaching out to Trump to work together more.
Made huge power grabs when everyone thought he was a globalist cuck
Has been making more and more France First statements.

pol/ will warm up to anyone who shows signs of libertarian and nationalist traits.

>>133654476
Where were the liberals talking about
>muh supplicant hand shake, his legs are close together, he keeps looking at her for approval
when this happened? Oh wait she isn't the one they want to project their theories onto

>>133661288
The irony is that the canadian flag was designed by french canadians.
W/e

>>133661430
Jokes on you Im actually Tunisian

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>>133661549
precisely. you sir know how the globalists think

>>133653640
Best thing is while this sad excuse for a president is desperately hanging on to Trump. Trump hates it. He hates handshakes there was an apprentice thing where he said he hated them due to spreading germs. He much prefers a bow or when it comes to an Israeli oral. So any good cuck points macaroni won were lost with this desperate degrading display.

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>>133661638
we always have a backup for when you stop pretending to be french

>>133661644
ah yes, a tanned german

>>133660729
but you are a bong as well.

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>>133661879
Found the bong

>>133654476
>No other country that could be closer than our countries
;_;

the uk since they are not much different beyond muh freedom

>>133661644
>german
>is a muslim
Checks out.

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>>133662002
the future anglo empire
then the anglo world
then the anglo space empire

>>133662084
we're all one big family friendo

>>133662139
No you got it wrong I fucking despise Islam

>>133661763
Non.
Jtun metis du Quebec.
Dit aux negres que jsuis pas francais yarretent pas de me dire de retourner en france quand jleur dit ddecalicer si yaime po ca icite
Jsais pas si vous leu sucer la queue Francois mais icite yarretent pas de vous prendre en reference, a les entendre vous etes les meilleurs et les quebecois sont DES GWOOO WACISSS SALE BLANC


Ouin pis ca asti dneg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWQtvaWVcSc

All of Western Europe, Japan, Canada, Australia. Even Israel, if I'm being 100% honest.

To 100 more years.

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>>133662540
FRENCH LEAF

>>133661763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_CUpHdyVhw
Elvis wong lol

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ENLIST NOW, WE NEED YOUR HELP

GET IN HERE

>>133661038

>>133661038

>>133651835
Shove a white helmet up your ass

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>>133647363
Australia is best friend. England is good too but Australia has had our back in every armed conflict for over 100 years.

>>133649187
This is why the average American voter is garbage. Economics is the only thing the government actually has any control over and nobody gives a shit. That's why we voted in a guy hoping he would stop tranny shit and illegal immigration and all he's doing is gutting healthcare and lowering taxes on the rich.

>>133663216
>Economics is the only thing the government actually has any control over

Being this retarded.

>>133661763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lsj3yxlzC0
This one is for you Francois
ws

>>133661644
This one is for you Abdul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxCGSr3K9P0

>>133653640
>I need to build a wall around the fucking hotel the next time I visit if this french homo doesn't let go right now

>>133664238
>"this faggot is making me want to invade Quebec"

>>133647363
The United States does not have allies, only interests.

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>>133664316

>>133663255

>>133655522
>friendzoned

>>133661034
Ok, I need that sword, and one of those salmon

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>>133647784

>>133647363
Anglo countries
Israel
Japan
South Korea
And some other bumfuck south eastern Asian countries I can't think of.

Name any other country and you're fucking retarded.

This is all assuming NATO doesn't exist

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>>133647784
>>133665131

remainer shills

>>133647363
America - when all our long-time 'allies' inevitably leave us out to dry, we can always rely on ourselves.

>>133655522
>photoshopping canada over the UK flag

>>133656905
>FIVE EYES

aka "don't tell the French"

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Can we be best friends with Germany?

>>133647363
>Allies with surrender monkeys

The Identitarians are mosre based than most of GB groups, but I'm sorry, GB is still greatest ally, not nearly as pompous.

>>133649187
Macron literally said theres no such thing as French culture,

>>133665750
FUUUCK NO

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>>133665750
Not until Merkel is replaced with another /ourguy/!

>>133662084
die leaf

>>133647363
Its just us, no one else

>>133665750
What the fuck is wrong with you lmao