Tell me 1 (one) reason why anyone should own a gun

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>>133643732
YOU SAY 'NO' TO MY AR-15, YOU FUCKIN' PRICK! YOU AIN'T GONNA ABLE TO SAY 'NO' TO ME WHEN I GET TO YOUR HOUSE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!

>>133643732
Because I can and you can suck my cock.

>>133643732
This is bait.

So someone with a gun cannot dominate them

>>133643732
Because criminals will own them regardless of the law.

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>>133643732
Shoot people like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUBB6jdzsD8

>>133643732
How about defending yourself from criminals that want to harm you and/or your family. Like Communists for example

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Because people like this exist

>>133643732
Because other people with bad intentions have guns. Go take theirs first. I'll wait.

>>133643732
So i can shot you for trying to tell me what i can and cant own.

>>133643732
To shoot communists like you.

>>133643732
so we can kill commies like you when you try and take over

>>133643732
>my gun will kill me

Fuck fuck fuck tell me when dude, should I lock him up? Fucking nigger I knew he was up to no good.

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>>133643732

Because it's cool.

Only best answer ever.

>>133643732
To shoot someone or something with, duh.

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>>133644007
what the fuck is going on here

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>>133643732
To shoot pit bulls when they inevitably go on a rampage

>>133644255
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>>/global/rules/7

Because machetes fucking hurt before they kill.

I have found the ultimate rhetorical weapon against the liberals concerning the 2cnd amendment; the one part they love to harp on is "well regulated". You can't get into a 2cnd amendment debate without this phrase coming up because liberals love regulations.

So here it is; the term "well regulated" as used in the 2cnd amendment during the 1700s was taken to mean "in proper functioning order", common phrases would be "a well regulated clock keeps time precisely" or "a well regulated knife cuts easily".

Please adopt this into your debate repertoire so that it becomes common knowledge and immunizes us from the liberals mental poison.

>>133644007
ISIS? Source?

If you are not both willing and able to act violently, you will always be at the mercy of people who are.

>>133644255
dude the "digit (number)" meme is a /sp/ meme from when germany cucked brazil in the world cup

>>133644397
even then, it SHALL fucking NOT BE INFRINGED

>>133643732
Because I'm white.

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>>133644305
>shoot pit bulls
They tend to be violent bunch

>>133644467
Did I ask if it was a meme? I asked if its ever been used in a quality post. We've got enough low effort slide threads on a daily basis.

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>>133643732
To kill Communists obviously

>>133643732
>1 post by this id

>>133643732
Wait for the other anti gun thread to die before starting another. That way your shilling wont be as obvious

>>133643732
Because I want to.
Any other questions?

>>133644224
This is the only argument. I wish they'd just admit it instead of using the same "b-but other people have them, so I need one too for defence!!"

Firstly they are just enabling the thing they are worried about happening and making it more accessible.

Secondly, name to me a single fucking instance where a mass shooting or murder has been prevented by some normie whipping out his colt and delivering a clean shot to kill them.

It's down to police and court to enforce the law, not your retarded ass.

>>133644274
Hue prison riot. Not sure what the victim did.

>>133644670
People post stupid shitty troll threads, it doesn't mean they're "sliding" - loosen up your tinfoil hat you paranoid faggot. And if you hate it so much just report and/or hide and go post in the threads that are supposedly being "slid"

>>133644821
just play the Jim Jerries clip instead of typing all that out and passing it off as your own

>>133643732
To kill commies ofc
Now do us a favour and neck urself

>>133644670
it's just something that people type, man
it can be used in a shit post just as well as a good post and any other post
it's a non-feature, don't worry about it

>>133644909
Don't you have some blacked threads you should be spamming right now?

>>133644707
Say that to my face and not online see what happens

>>133643732
To project lead at high velocity

>>133644777
How can you justify the murder of INNOCENT CHILDREN, just because you "want to"???

>>133644821
On mobile so too lazy to do the link thing but there was the incident where a /b/tard went to go shoot up a mall with shotgun and, was taken out by a guy with cc who was packing illegally at the mall. The mass shootings that are spoiled due to a civilian with a gun don't make the news because it's against the narrative. They sometimes make it because the fact it was stopped doesn't come out until the initial report.

Because property rights

>>133644896
Why is it always Brazil

>>133645178
>it's just something that people type, man
So is *your path*, and I have yet to see a *your path* thread here that wasn't complete non-pol garbage.

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>>133643847
>An un-bubba'd A1 in the hands of bubba himself
Well, if the shoop wasn't obvious enough.

>>133644821
most shootings happen in gun free zones retard
it's illegal to have your carry in there
but does that stop spree shooters? no
police response time is way too fucking slow, especially in countries like mine

>>133645196
No I don't do that. But I'm not delusional enough to think they're done for the sole purpose of making other threads fall off page 10 earlier than intended

>>133645337
Since when a commie has problems with murdering innocents and/or children?

To defend our property and our loved ones from
tyrants and other aggressors.

>>133645415
why are you so angry?

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>>133643732
look at this and tell me it's not a thing of beauty.

>>133643732
>Tell me 1 (one) reason why anyone should own a gun
I'll give you 120 million reasons, one for each innocent person unable to defend himself or herself who was SLAUGHTERED by the sick ideology whose flag you have chosen to represent you.

You will never get our guns, you piece of shit. NEVER. If you try to take them, we will put you down. That's how it is, bitch.

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So that when the portal opens, the average man can kill their leaders and enslave the Elven maidens.

>>133644821
https://crimeresearch.org/2016/09/uber-driver-in-chicago-stops-mass-public-shooting/

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>>133645403
>Why is it always Brazil
Funny you should ask.

>>133643732
nigger home invasions

>>133645585
Disgusting nazi tool of POC oppression
>>133645492
You can't possibly defeat the entire US army with your GayR-15, cletus

>>133645585
is that really yours?
god damn what a lucky fellow
i wish my grandfather had left me a luger or something but he got captured by the russkies and sent to the gulag

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>>133643732
Giving up any right is unwise. Stop supporting hedge funds.

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>>133643732
To shoot commies ofc

>>133644821
>huu huu
1: It is a human right, period.
2: Other people have them, so I need one too for defense. This is an argument against which you have no counter-argument except to portray it as frail.
3: I want one. That is more important than all of your feelings combined.
4: The police and courts are not relevant. I have the right to be armed.
6: >>133645676
You just got humiliated. Rekt. Teeth smashed out. Blown the FUCK out. This is proof that Bongs are culturally, racially and ethnically inferior.

>>133645760
Why would you assume the entire army would turn on all of America? If there was some civil war type of situation the Americans that make up the military could also split. It could be factions of the military against other factions of the military, then militias against militias.

>>133645760
Cletus is a classist insult. You are a class-oppressor. In a Socialist state, you would freeze to death in a Gulag scratching your nails off on the concrete walls.

Apologize.

>>133645337
I have not nor do I ever have any intention to "murder" anyone. Child or not.
Another question?

>>133643732
To protect brave vibrant intersectional PoC against our fascist and institutionally racist "justice" system

>>133643732
>why anyone should own a gun
Tyrone needs a gun to rob the convenience store

>>133644821
The police and courts cannot be relied upon to protect your property rights, only to violate them through the enforcement of taxation.

No organization holding a monopoly on justice and security has the incentive to offer a legitimate and effective service.

>>133646091
The army will follow the orders pf a righteous leader
You'll regret these words when Bernie Sanders becomes president and deals with you violent rightists
>>133646120
Sure thing, becky mayocracker
>>133646138
By giving your money to gun companies you finance the murder and rape of thousands of innocent people of color in america
How do you sleep at night?

>>133643732
Self defense. Police can't be relied upon to do anything but call the coroner should the situation arise.
I've been assaulted in my home, police didn't even give a fuck enough to come the same day. I just wish we had castle doctrine in this country as well.

>>133643732
Nigger in house

Nigger steal

Nigger rape daughter

Cops not fast enough

Need gun to shoot nigger

Is that simple enough for you you fucking commie Jew? I bet you live in California

>>133643732
Because everyone should own a gun

>>133643732
So I can rob people who dont have them.

"Political power comes from the end of a gun" - Mao Zedong

There you go, Commie...Right from the horse's mouth. Funny how you Red bastards take away everyone's guns as soon as you take over.

>>133643732

>To be prepared to loot and kill idiots like you when society collapses

>>>133646138
>By giving your money to gun companies you finance the murder and rape of thousands of innocent people of color in america
>How do you sleep at night?

Soundly, and with dreams of owning fleets of helicopters.

Keep em coming.

>>133646532
>>133646533
You should just hide in the closet and wait for the police like a SANE human being

>>133644821
>It's down to police and court to enforce the law, not your retarded ass.
make sure you never stop a nigger if he starts attacking your family and your property

>>133643732
>>>133646138
>By giving your money to gun companies you finance the murder and rape of thousands of innocent people of color in america
>How do you sleep at night?

Soundly and with dreams of owning fleets of helicopters.

Keep em coming.

>>133646804
>Doorbell rings
>Suckerpunched as you open the door
>Get shit kicked out of you
>You should just hide in the closet
To add to the list, weapons will come in handy when faggots like you try to take over.

I'd say grow up, but since you're a communist, save us all the trouble and kill yourself.

>>133643732
its fun to shoot

>>133644224
You'll notice there is still no poo in that loo. Probably some beaner, but I still laughed

>>133643732
It's a fun and dynamic hobby with multiple interesting aspects beyond simply shooting targets.

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>>133643732
To kill communists

>>133643732

If a Man tries to rape me, I can shoot them to defend myself. I'm not sure why this is seen as such a bad thing....

>>133646972
If they did that and saw that you have a gun they would take it and kill you, DRUMPFTARD

>>133643732
cause of commie fucks like you

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>>133644007

It is better to have something and never need it than need something and not have it. If you can't imagine the real possibility of a World Without Rule of Law WORL then you are may as well believe in unicorns.

>>133645694
>shitstain country has more serious crime
>???
wew what school of reason did you graduate from

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>>133643732

To rebel against a tyrannical Government

>>133643732
to kill ppl

>>133643732
Cause I can't afford a helicopter.

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>>133643732
To post sweet Facebook photos like this one.

>>133644305

Minneapolis PD plz go.

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>>133644360

>>133647574
>If you're pro rape
> you are anti- ____

>>133643732
kill commies and muslims
hunt for dinner
defend homeland from rapist economic migrants and "refugees"

self defense

>>133643732
to kill commies

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>>133647687

>>133643732
to PHYSICALLY REMOVE COMMUNIST FAGS such as yourself

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>This is why I am pro gun
Also there is no correlation between gun ownership and gun violence.

>>133643732
So you can kill yourself

>>133643732
Because I can.
that's all the reason I need, america bitch.

>>133644821
kek how can they be "mass shootings" if little Johnny from down the lane ventilated them before they shot enough people. That's why it doesn't get reported. Christ I heard on the news around Halloween time last year that a "big bad man" held someone in their car at gun point and that was their whole story, so I looked into it more myself. Some drunk ran over a trick or treater and was attempting to flee. The news conveniently left that out. Fuck Seattle.

>>133648075
Fuck that, I don't need antigun lunatics adding another person to their suicide gun deaths for use in arguments

>>133643732
BECAUSE GOD DAMNED DECEPTICONS

>>133643732
honestly i sold my guns when i started getting suicidal.

>>133646804
I lay on the floor in the fetal position sucking my thumb and hoping that I don't get raped and tortured and murdered LIKE A SANE LIBERAL. Taking the protection of my own life seriously is for SUCKERS.

>>133644821
>name to me a single fucking instance where a mass shooting or murder has been prevented by some normie whipping out his colt and delivering a clean shot to kill them.
It's not a mass shooting if the shooter only kills one person before they're stopped. As for the murder prevention, literally every single case of self defense using a firearm. It's only considered self defence if the person had a reasonable belief the person they're defending against would have committed greivius bodily harm.

>>133648155
I ment myself.
I only delay to choose what gun to do it with.

>>133644821 http://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2016/12/29/20-times-bad-guys-guns-stopped-armed-citizens-2016/
One more.

>>133643732
I don't have to give you a reason. Fuck off mate.

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>>133647590
Or this one

>>133648399
>>133648332
Don't become added to that statistic that anti-gun nuts use. I would say don't commit Sudoku at all but if you must don't use a gun

Long time troll here, and fuckit all if I don't see the point in the future cuz /pol is now fucking Communist.

>>133648560
> a libertarian telling me what to do.
Go fuck yourself.

>>133643732
To murder communists and their families.

>>133646804
Are you the german that said you should just watch and cower while his girlfriend was getting raped?

>>133643732
Sometimes there could be something near me that needs killing. That thing might even be me. A gun is a very effective way of accomplishing that.

>>133648564
Dont worry about it man i was just yanking your chain
Im pro gun

>>133643732
LOL
Cummies really paint themselves into a corner towing neoliberal lines

You gonna seize the means of production by punching some nazi's with your emaciated arms?

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I am thinking of a herb...not basil, not parsley, now what was that herb...starts with an S...

>>133643732
>be me
>ex girlfriend gets involved with really sketchy druggies
>ex must have told them about all my expensive stuff
>ex hates me
>ex's druggie boyfriend and his friends break my window and climb into my living room at 3AM
>one of them has a fucking bayonet
>no gun, just a fucking bayonet
>ex's boyfriend has a huge hunting knife
>myShotgun.jpg
>three dead, legally justified
>send my ex a gift card to Cabela's every Christmas

>>133643732
Because fuck you

>>133643732
Defend against communism

>>133643732
Because guns are awesome.

>>133643732

Is there anything more pathetic than a european?

>>133649005
You forgot to add the part where the cops high fived you and you all became range buddies

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>>133649075
/thread

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>>133643732
To shoot communists when the inevitably become violent of course.

>>133646471
>By giving your money to gun companies you finance the murder and rape of thousands of innocent people of color in america
Explain how this is a bad thing.

>>133644007
Looks like a smashed pumpkin.

>>133643732
It is my right as an American citizen.

>>133648968
Soregano? Scoriander?

>>133643732
To go fowling
To go stalking
To shoot pests and stop them from doing things, example: crows\ravens killing newborn lambs slowly by teaming up on the lamb, blinding it etc
To defend yourself, especially in places with a lot of danger and horrible things going on like in South Africa
To stop a tyrannical government or to make sure it does not happen
To protect others like your family

>>133643732

How exactly will my gun(s) kill me...


And you should be able to own them for no reason more than they are fun as fuck

>>133643732
Niggers

>>133643732
Mankind has always been armed throughout history

>>133650687

/thread

>>133643732
Because even if you ban guns people will just sell guns on the black market leading to more crime and anybody can make a makeshift gun from scrap sure, it won't be as good as a gun but considering it takes one good shot at the neck to kill a person its not really much of a difference

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>>133645975
yes, my grand pa left my his 1911 and his luger

>>133645760
>nazi tool
these are my nazi tools

>>133643732
>criminal refugees
>radical muslims with trucks
>radical muslims
>antifa
>niggers

Need more ?

>>133644657
>not wanting a dog bred for fighting

what are you, some kind of faggot?