Women and Dogs

>>133635287
They will choose a male dog usually cause they listen to them. Women love to feel that a male is being nice, and does what they tell him to do. They dont even mind picking up its shit 3 times a day.

>>133635287
Women are supposed to have babies just after puberty. That's where their motherly instincts are for. As they get older, they have no where for their mother instincts to go to so they get pets and baby them as much as possible.

>>133635287
Also. Leave tinder, you degenerate fuck.

>>133635287
>muh fur baby
All part of the pets>kids operation

>>133635287

Listen, Ahmed.

I don't know what you've got against dogs unless you are in fact a filthy muzzie.

From livestock in the far east (disgusting) to work dogs in the west, they have their uses and their place next to man - and there have always existed the breeds specifically bred to be lapdogs.

Get the fuck over yourself and get a cat or something you pussy

Movies and TV shows starring dogs have always caused massive spikes in people buying that breed of dog as well as dog ownership as a whole. This was obviously done intentionally to create an emotional replacement for actual children, as previous dog ownership was mainly restricted to people who had an actual purpose for having dogs, but most don't want to see this truth.

>>133635287
Bitches like bitches.

>i noticed a couple inconsequential things in my shitty life that made me upset
>therefore, it's a worldwide jewish conspiracy to destroy me personally
congrats, you have schizophrenia

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>>133635287
You pretty much nailed it yourself anon, but there's far too many redditcucks and underage spergs here for a genuine discussion on (((women))).

>>133635547
This.

I can't say that I ever see women with young children doing this shit.

They literally call themselves "dog parents" or "dog mothers"

Its disgusting. Does it fill the void though? I'm sure when they see a happy family with actual kids, it triggers them.

BARKED.COM

WHITEGIRLSFUCKDOGS

>>133635287
Women can't feel empathy. It's all for show.

My now ex-fiance did the same thing. Not that I minded at the time, it stopped the baby question, and I was/am too busy with my career to start a family yet

>>133635287

In this case, men and dogs are interchangeable. Women want a man/dog who will look adorable, eat when they're allowed to, and travel everywhere with them like some sort of puppet.

I know of many girls who will support men entirely (through family fortune) just to keep their adorable little "pet" around.

They discipline them like dogs, they snap at them like dogs, and they abuse them like they abuse dogs. Women want control over these things.

>>133635882
>Advertisement and propaganda doesnt exist
t. retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s

>>133635287
This has always been the case. The only difference between the past and now is that everybody "shamed" being a cat owning spinster so they've moved onto dogs, or in the case of hipster faggot girls; rabbits.

>>133636158


2/2

All the while, they want this man/dog to wake up everyday and look at them with gleam in their eyes, like they're not emotionally abusive whores. Dogs do just this, they never confront women, they simply obey. This is why dogs are mans best friend. Men keep dogs around as companions, partners, family, and most times as an equal.

>>133635287
The last time I knew a woman who properly looked after her dog was over 10 years ago. They just buy them as a fashion statement and then neglect them.

>>133636401
If the girl is a real weirdo it's ferrets. I'm so fucking sick of the dogs meme. It's just another accessorie to parade around on social media. I dated a girl who had an entire Instagram for her fucking dumb dog. I hated that fucking thing.

>>133636401
Interesting perspective. It's certainly true that dogs are "in style" and cats are not, and that women are programmed to obey social norms.

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>>133636505
>tfw even couples who both work and are basically never home get dogs and just keep them inside all day

>>133636356
>propaganda exists
>therefore jews have secretly made women like dogs more than me so i can never get laid

>>133636505
my mom bought a dog after she and my dad divorced and now I walk it and clean up when it pisses and shits everywhere while she overfeeds it. Basically all it's displayed to me is how incompetent my mom is and how fucked i would be if I didn't have a dad to hate while growing up.

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>>133636158
>I know of many girls who will support men entirely (through family fortune) just to keep their adorable little "pet" around.
AYO NIGGA HOOK ME UP WITH YO SISTER /100/

Dogs provide career women companionship and fill the childless void in their life. As for why women are outnumbering men in ownership it's because women have a harder time coping with loneliness than men do.

>>133637254
/thread

>>133635508
As an admitted man-child (not the degenerate videogame kind or the hypercuck (((sportsfan))) lind, but the hobbyist/diyer kind who loves his man-toys) in a 9 year relationship, this is the rruest statement i've read this week.

>>133635287

I knew an old soldier that never wanted kids. Avid bird shooter (it's not hunting when you're only (((legally))) allowed to shoot the one's you brought with you). Anyway, his wife desparately wanted kids. Every time she got baby-rabies he'd buy a new spaniel puppy and trick her into raising and training it.

I don't know if this answers your question but he kept this up for forty years.

>>133635287
dogs are better humans than most humans.

>>133635508

I'm married with three dogs.

This thread is stupid.

My cousin's boyfriend broke up with her. So now she's getting a (large, working breed) dog to fill the emotional void rather than embark on rebound relationships. I, too, am a forever alone femanon planning to get a working breed for companionship.

I don't understand women who get little dogs either, I'd rather have one that could protect me and intimidate would-be attackers.

>>133635727
As usual, the Nazi larper misses the point entirely. Try reading the OP dumbass.

Dogs are just an outlet for their mother instinct. But if she baby's the dog gtfo she's insane. Its one thing to be lonely and having a pupper companion. Its a whole different beast not being able to tell a child from a dog.

>>133635287
This is why Singapore banned cats

We should ban dogs too, only women with children or who can't have children should be allowed to own pets

This is a trick so their maternal instinct is wasted on beasts

Most single women I see own big dogs and I'd bet money they fuck them too. Take a trip to the dog park and look at these bitches, you know they're taking the knot.

To each their own, good for the pupper imo.

>>133638267

Get a collie. They have to walk like 5k a day to be proper healthy. If you walk 5k a day at collie speeds (approx 4-5mph) you won't be forever alone.

>>133637983
Jesus Christ beastliality is bad enough but adding polygamy to it just makes it weird.

>>133637728
A degenerate degenerate calling others degenerates. The irony.

>>133638850
Ha. You got it. Was planning on an Old Time Scotch Collie.

>>133638817
>I'd bet they fuck them too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

Friendly reminder that in Canada getting knotted is such a common activity that they had to legalize it.

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>>133635287

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>>133635287
Hmmm

>>133639259
Reminds me of that video of those two girls letting their dog fuck them, with that big confederate flag hanging on the wall behind them.

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>>133639386

>>133639259
Is this how you can tell a woman fucks her dogs? Because it's always sniffing her pussy as if it's go time?

>>133639594
Dude all dogs go right for the crotch.

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>>133635287

>I believe that these women are using dogs in place of human babies.

VERY GOOD OBSERVATION.
You are also correct. That is exactly what they are doing.

This is why it is important for us to address this issue:

>Pets are slaves.
pets are slaves.
<Pets are slaves.

If you think critically about this, you will know it to be true. Who would tolerate treating humans as pets? especially when you consider the genital mutilation and various modifications that are inflicted upon these poor creatures.

>ADDITIONAL INFO:

Did you know that psychologists have observed that Narcissistic parents sometimes sabotage their children so that they can always have company?
http://shrink4men.com/2012/10/02/why-some-borderline-narcissistic-and-histrionic-mothers-sabotage-their-children/

(the origin of the NEETs???)

In the same way that children are sabotaged to be around "mommy", little dogs and kittens are sabotaged so that they too can forever be around mommy.
You don't want persky biological urges to reproduce getting in the way of your duties of bying "mommy's" living toy now do you?

I remember a chain smoking, drug taking girl I knew about whether she thought that her constant smoking would be affecting her cats.
She said to me that it probably does, but she wants to take the cats down with her - so to speak.

I needn't elaborate on this story.

>FINAL SOLUTION TO THE FEMINIST PROBLEM:

Ending animal slavery will deny feminists the luxury of becoming cat ladies in their later years.
The prospect of isolation might just be the wakeup call a lot of women need to get their shit together.

No more animal slaves. No more feminists.

Picture related.

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>>133637983
sounds leafy

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>>133635287
Girl I fucked without a condom but didn't cum inside of went to europe a week or so later. Fucked a drummer in europe raw who came inside her, (from what she told me) and got pregnant. She insisted that the baby wasn't mine and got it 'taken care of'

She has a little dog now. I still have a feeling the baby was mine for some reason, which gives me a terrible feel...

>>133639474
its a pretty good video

>>133636505
>>133636738
I'm 32, the millennials my age are so out of touch with reality that they don't realize they're torturing the damn things, or maybe they just don't care as long as they look good on social media.

I knew a childless professional couple that bought a Siberian Husky (!) and kept it locked up in their McMansion all day, hardly ever took it out to exercise, the damn thing lost its mind, ruined the flooring in the house and barked constantly. After months of that they finally wised up and give it away to a family with 5 kids in a rural area. Another childless couple I know just bought a dog and casually mentioned they have to give it "dog Prozac" (WTF?)

>>133638817
I honestly think this is what's going on, even if it's just 5% of them doing this it's an astonishing number, I wouldn't believed it a few years ago but it's starting to look like the most simple explanation.

In todays world, most people are seperated from physical/ person-to-person contact thanks to (((social media))) and so many people, whicle online they may have a lot of "friends", in reality they are horribly alone and feel deprived of meaningful human contact, so they are left with a hollow empty feeling.
Dogs are great companions and do help fill a void of emptiness in your life. Males also do this; so I dont think its a problem.
Dogs are in general better companions than most people so I dont see a problem with this phenomenon.

>>133640451
Dude... you dodged a fucking bullet and still you feel terrible? Okay.

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>>133640914
No, you are right. I did dodge a bullet. I just hate having any doubt about my progeny being eliminated before its time.
But yeah she was a slut and it was probably the Eurotrash's spawn...

>>133635959
this also triggers me

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>>133640776
>
Reminds of me of another ex-girlfriend. She got a dog after we broke up (pic). She's a nurse and is never home and didn't raise the dog properly. The dumb little shit just barked all day and caused problems with her neighbours. Eventually she got rid of it (probably had the thing gassed, evil bitch). 6 months later, I see a FB announcement of a new dog.

>>133635287
Daily reminder if a girl owns dogs who are not neutered, chances are she's fucking them.

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>>133635287
dogs replaces babies

>>133640776
Some of us just appreciate their loyalty and protective nature. Qualities we also look for in a mate, but for various reasons cannot find.

I wouldn't fuck a dog if you paid me FWIW, even if it's not inherently morally wrong (though I believe it is), I'm still aware it would be a death sentence to any healthy relationship I attempted to have afterwards

>>133641700
And there's nothing wrong with that.

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>>133635547
/thread

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>>133635959
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>133640451

I take it you broke up with her right?

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>>133638267
please fucking god stop this trend of insecure bitches getting working dogs.

you don't discipline them, don't train them and everyone else has to deal with your 60lb fucked in the head Mal.

are you ready to beat the shit out of your dog when he gets mouthy with a stranger? No? then fuck off with a Pug.

insufferable cunts

>>133637761
What a genetic disappointment. Failure to the human race.

>>133642071

Slavery is still slavery.
These animals are kept against their will and mentally broken. They are property.
They are also mutilated because "mommy" doesn't want to have to put up with their natural desire to reproduce.

It's funny how many of these people are "vegans" too.

It's like the "I love black people, I think everyone should own one" but without the comic irony.

>>133642619
>people should be allowed to keep niggers as slaves
>b-b-bbbut not animals!

/pol/ is so hypocritical

>>133635287
This is what makes running over dogs with a truck so funny

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>>133635287
>Have men lost dogs to women? Are dogs now officially "woman's best friend?"
That battle was lost a long time ago, anon. Embrace your new role as chief dog walker and food buyer.

>>133642737

It's different.
Animals are creatures.
Black people demons.

>>133636015
Spot fucking on. Millennial women are degenerate sluts with no self-respect or decency.

>>133642793
SAVAGE

>>133637254

Which is why I suggest abolishing pet slavery.

>>133642461
please fucking god stop this trend of making unfounded assumptions about people on the internet.

I joined several groups for the breed of interest to get advice and purchased one training book (so far). I plan to use the clicker training method. I've seen too many dogs acquired and not trained, then shut away in a fucking tiny room because they became inconvenient. I can't speak for anyone but me, but contrary to popular belief, some women do have a conscience

>>133642619
I agree spaying and neutering is harmful, sterilization is the better choice IMO.

As for dogs being slaves, by definition a dog is just a wolf bred to enjoy serving people, so... do you advocate eliminating dogs as a whole?

>>133640776
Oh, I forgot to mention the second couple can't have kids without expensive fertility treatment for which they're supposedly saving up money and working overtime, but the wife still demanded they buy a dog and pay for its antidepressants while she's rapidly approaching mid 30's

>>133643414
>>Which is why I suggest abolishing pet slavery.
t. muslim

Ban pets, video games, smartphones, social media and porn

>>133639594

pet people in general are always a bit suspicious.

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>>133635954
I'm dating a woman with two kids* whom has expressly stated that's why she won't have pets. Also, she's redpilled af
Her:
>"I"m glad you're white."
>"Thank god there are no niggers in our school system."


*Both white, thank God. (Father was abusive; she was able to kick him out, divorced him and has full custody because he doesn't give a shit about the Folk.)

>>133643688

Abolishing pet slavery is Muslim?

>>133641362
You say you didn't nut inside her but some European drummer did. Chances are it was his. You dodged a bullet.

>>133644068
>dating used goods

>>133644604
Everyone is used goods in todays society. But yeah dating a girl with kids is dodgy.

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>>133635287
Any dog smaller than a basset hound or a spaniel sort of size is a fucking abomination and a piece of shit just like its owner and breeder.

Only decent sized doggos deserve to live, the rest can go to China.

Big/medium dogs > Cats > Everything else > Small dogs

>>133643618
>the second couple can't have kids without expensive fertility treatment for which they're supposedly saving up money and working overtime
This is one of the great swindles.

HOWTO: knock up your girlfriend/wife
1. wait for her period to end
2. fuck her once a day, every day, until her period starts. Make sure you plant your cum deep in her EVERY FUCKING TIME. NO EXCEPTIONS.
2a. BONUS ROUND: fuck her multiple times each day, AND CUM IN HER EACH TIME.
3. After you cum deep in her, put her ass on a pillow and her legs in the air, and keep her that way for 30 minutes.
4. Wait for period to not start.

Jesus H. Fucking Harry Christ on Crutches, I swear if Barney didn't sing you a fucking song about it, you people would stop breathing!

>>133644721
Depends on the person. I know I wouldn't date anyone else with kids.

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>>133644068
Women can't be redpilled quit saying this meme fucking héll

>>133643572

>I agree spaying and neutering is harmful, sterilization is the better choice IMO.

Sterilization is harmful to the organisms natural reproductive interests.
There's no getting around this.
Pets are slaves.

>As for dogs being slaves, by definition a dog is just a wolf bred to enjoy serving people, so... do you advocate eliminating dogs as a whole?

I was not aware that that was the definition. The origin of domesticated wolves is a complicated one.
In a strange way, there are plenty of examples and tales of wolves raising human children too.

This aside, you use the word "serving". Dogs are also property to the master.
Do you really think a dog enjoys serving abusive masters or being punished for things that can be totally confusing and incomprehensible to the animal? or being tied up and locked up all the time?
Dogs are tied up for a reason, because they will wander off a lot of the time, especially if they have reproductive urges.

> do you advocate eliminating dogs as a whole?

Depends what you mean. I'm a pragmatist and I think that life is brutal and you need to be brutal to survive. Animal power had its place, in the same way human slavery, class etc, has had its place. You don't always have the luxury of being able to live in accordance with your morals, sometimes survival requires getting your hands dirty.

I do consider pets to be suspicious, so "yes" to an extent, but I mostly see this as a great pre-text to attack a human enemy.

Feminism supports slavery, genital mutilation and child murder.

It's funny, because it's true.

>>133635935
that woman is a fucking idiot.

>>133644721
Why? You can fuck the kids too.

>>133639688
For women. Not men.

>>133643572
>>please fucking god stop this trend of making unfounded assumptions about people on the internet.
First, TOGTFO

Second,
>clicker training

oh great a meme training method for a meme dog owner. and if the dog isn't food motivated?

have you ever been around a real working dog? do you have any idea how much stimulus you are going to need to provide? my middle aged lab will work for hours before he's spent, the mal will put in 4 hours of bitework and still need a long run.

here's what's going to happen. you'll enjoy you new pup for 6 months, until the 2 hours of work (minimum) per day will get old. then, you'll cut back, and pawn the dog off on someone when it wrecks your home and belongings.

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>>133645128
Hi Jimmy

It's summer and good looking roasties are walking their dogs all the time. Feels good, man.

>>133635287

I thought White women keeping dogs around to fuck was common knowledge.

>>133640451
Hey this habbened to me. Thankfully I never talked to her again but I was told that she was pregnant. I feel like a nigger

>>133645128
Only if you work for the BBC or Parliament.

>>133635287
I told my wife no more cats after hers died and she picked a great Pyrenees.

Good gurdian and great with children.

Wife also knows niggers and Jews are the cause of most world problems.

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>>133645272

>here's what's going to happen. you'll enjoy you new pup for 6 months, until the 2 hours of work (minimum) per day will get old. then, you'll cut back, and pawn the dog off on someone when it wrecks your home and belongings.

So sad, but also, such potential.

So many vegan feminists have pets.
I'm telling you man, between abortion and pets, we have a killer two hit combo.
A two hit fucking wonder combo.

This is an angle we need to push.

>>133645580
It is to most, but so many people think that zoophilia is such a unnatural disgusting act that obviously no one would ever do such a thing.

>>133645580
There are some pretty desperate women out there. Then again:

1. can't get preggo
2. can't get a STD
3. doggo is huge
4. doggo will ramrod her the way she wants her ex to, but he was too pussy to put her on all fours and pound her while pulling her hair

>>133635287
>Are dogs now officially "woman's best friend?"
No, dogs hate being pampered and cuddled. There can only ever be understanding between dog and man, due to our shared base nature. Women don't understand dogs at all.

>>133635287
Ban all small dog breeds and limit the number of other dogs.

>>133644068
>I'm dating a woman with two kids
cuck

>>133635935
>ur a dog
How's that vanity working out for you now? Top lel

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>>133635287
>when did this happen?
When feminism ruined marriage and women stopped having babies and started having careers.

Women literally go nuts if they don't breed at a younger age and in a secure relationship. We recognize the phenomenon in other mammals yet ignore it with humans.

>>133646450
>>So sad, but also, such potential.

this is the truth. put a 2y/o GSD bitch down last month because her owner couldn't be bothered to deal with it's aggression when it was young.

surprise, surprise, early 30s broad, single. got it bc it was a "guard dog." anything within 10 ft of that bitch was fair game to be bit, people, dogs didn't matter.

dog had great drive and bite, OFA good hips, but was so fucked in the head that it wasn't salvageable.

>>133635287
>I know of relatively few men who own dogs

that's because you are an effeminate canadian faggot. Are you really trying to connect dog ownership to the female gender? Fucking kill yourself queer.

>>133644068
>Father was abusive; she was able to kick him out, divorced him and has full custody because he doesn't give a shit about the Folk.
Falling for the "their dad is an asshole meme". You are in for a shock. Rubber up before you become the next "asshole dad"

>>133646742
This

Also women say men are like dogs so how can a woman ever understand dogs

>>133647271
No, he was. He was physically abusive to her and sexually abusive to her daughter as well.

>>133635287
>woman's best friend
No, they use them as accessories. Every man should own a dog, and the best dogs I've ever met are owned by men. I wouldn't give up my pups for anything.

>>133644068
Rationalize it however you want anon.
She made bad choices, and you're the next idiot in line.

>>133647679
I'm seeing where this goes; I'm interested but I have other irons in the fire.

>>133637728
not only are you a fucking faggot, you are a fucking faggot who thinks he is better than other fucking faggots. you god-damned mother fucking faggot.

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>>133635287
>Not owning a loyal and noble doggo who you've raised and trained since birth.
>Being a real man

Pick one.

>>133639188
I have a 14 year old border collie. I love her, she can open the screen door to let herself in and out with her paws. she is on the downswing tho, at least she has had a good 14 years

>>133635287

it's basically the female version of MGTOW, the economy and society is to fucked to have a traditional marriage, so men stay manchildren and instead of having kids women get dogs and cats to nurture, all going according to plan

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>>133648413
>she is on the downswing tho
few things sadder in life than losing a pet.
especially a family dog

>>133648654
>female version of MGTOW
i think so

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>>133635287
You're probably right on the money
It's a particular kind of dog too, cute and harmless but ultimately stupid and pathetic
My family has a farm and we have 2 border collies, both are very intelligent and loyal but also quite aggressive and completely unpredictable around other dogs and people.
Every day this stupid bitch walks past the farm with her dog and it yaps like mad and winds the dogs up. Then one day one of them got loose and when the little shit walked past and started its usual yapping my dog went straight for its neck and if I hadn't of dragged him off he would have absolutely annihilated the thing. Fucking blood everywhere it was lucky to survive after extensive vet bills. Not gonna lie I was quite proud of him.
Fucking ruthless alpha doggo

>>133646805
yes, big dogs that take greater resources and knot in your gf are the solution to the problem.

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>>133635508
My wife wanted a female golden retriever. She barely does anything with the dog, so dog is mine now. Just me and Doge now.

>>133647063
Even watered down, over bred gsds ruined by American show breeders require a fuckload of work to keep them happy. Treating them like a child or a fashion accessory is a crime.

>>133647506

If it's true, it's kinda fucked up that stupid idiotic women are fucking up at such a spectacularly high rate that guys are starting to just assume anything women women say is going to be bs.
So genuine problems actually get overlooked.

>>133648654

They aren't man children because children depend on their parents.
These "man children" are just avoiding injecting absolute bullshit into their lives.
Many of these "manchildren" will also probably not know of a single healthy relationship, will maybe have come from broken homes and the last thing they would want to do is play that shit out again.

Rather than being irresponsible, they are actually being responsible in that they are avoiding bad situations that they can't cope with instead of getting into situations they cant cope with.

>>133648749
yeah, just lost her brother two weeks ago. he was 12, a los opso poodle mix

>>133647063

Can't it be sent into the wild or something if it's that tough?

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>>133635287
My Lesbian gf and I own a few dogs, here's our Malamute.

>>133635959
This describes my sister in law to a tee. She spent like 8 years getting her shitty PHD so she could counsel autists, and the only guy that seems ever remotely interested in her is this loser that installs sprinklers part time and blows all his money on board games. So she bought a dog, and obsesses over it.

>>133637983
>He married three dogs
Mormon filth

>>133635287

Do you ever tire of shitposting?

>>133650299
Degenerate. You need to invite a man into your life. Preferably a young dashing pole.

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My last gf had bad surrogate baby dog problem.

It was an Aussie shephard, bad as fuck. She constantly coddled and baby talked to it, had some weekly subscription called Bark Box where they shipped her toys and other amenties like ice cream for the fucking dog, and she even took it to some dog behavioral school where they had a graduation ceremony for it with little doggie caps and gowns and everything. The dog was still bad as fuck coming out of there.

>>133650299

Why do edgy snowflakes always buy sled dogs?

>>133649118
Your dog's a nigger

>>133635995
underrated

>>133644068
the people in that picture are really ugly and they look related to boot

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>>133650132
tough=/ aggressive

most domestic breeds will die a long, slow death if left in the wild. assuming it doesn't get tagged by a truck first. They just don't have the instincts.

best thing is to put em down humanely, assuming you can't rehab them. and very, very few people want to deal an 80+lb biting machine. some of the GSDs and Mals that are only a little fucked up can be helped with stern training and sent to a good environment with lots of work to do.

>>133649600
yep, why I prefer Mals. even they're getting bred poorly in the states now sadly.

>>133650299
On a related note, how many girls get dogs just to take photos for instagram and facebook to get likes?

All the 18/19 girls I met in college loved babies. They were nice people, full of hope.

10 years later and most of them are now childless and insane.

Our way of life is unsustainable.

>>133635287

Girls i know always swoon when they see a passerbys dog, now i know why

>>133639259

>things Pekka has saved

>>133651337
>l337
Girls just love puppies, offer all your friends to walk their puppy if they have one

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>>133635882
Found the kike.

>>133635287
Ironically it is believed by experts that dogs don't like it when you cuddle close to their faces.

>>133635287

>move to new town
>meet female group of friends
>all have dogs, bc they can't rely on any of their partners to help look after a baby
>mfw these poor animals never get walked, and essentially live their lives as neglected surrogate children for selfish, lazy girls.

Still technically "better" than abortions or neglected children (assuming one values human life over other animals), but it's still a god damn shame to see.

Haven't even discussed the degenerate puppy farms that fuel the abused pet industry.

>>133649486
You typed that really affectionately. Stop fucking your dog.

Jews convinced women not to have children because they're expensive and a big responsibility. So to sate their natural maternal instincts they pay thousands of dollars for little purse dogs that are expensive and a big responsibility,

>>133646609
>doggo is huge

eh.. I mean, I'm sorry for you m80, but that's not the case for everyone in here

>>133651058

Maybe much stricter pet licensing laws or something could work.
Again, I cannot stress this enough, this "pets are slaves angle" is a weapon of enormous power.

I elaborated more here about it.

>>133640081

Feminism may also be behind the NEETS too.

>>133650521
yes, that means me.

>>133635287
Excellent marketing and spotting a demand in the marketplace. Women already spend millions if not billions on makeup to hopefully make themselves more attractive in the quest to find a mate or make themselves feel better. Even with all that, they still feel lonely when they wake up in the morning. A dog takes that feeling of loneliness away.

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>>133635995
How can white dogs even compete?

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>>133635287
>dogs can love you
>dogs can fuck you
>dogs will never cheat on you
>dogs will never tell you that you are fat

It's the perfect companion for a lonely woman.

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>>133651739
the jew names the jew?

>>133637761
As a burger I must be missing something. Can you please explain the bit about bringing your own birds?

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>>133654408
I'd impregnate that if you know what I mean

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>>133650521
If he were cute enough maybe.
>>133650621
How am I edgy? being into black metal?
>>133651123
Lots of us I suppose? Honestly I hate my pets half the time

>>133647506
What proof do you have? I know someone who has just been sent to prison for breaching bail conditions, after being falsely accused of touching his kids by his psycho girlfriend. Women lie and they are good at it

>>133635287
I'd say that men and women definitely have different breeds targeted to them. I see smaller dogs as more the woman's dog because they're small and easily transportable like a baby.
I feel dogs targeted more at men are the stoic breeds, the shepherds and the hound dogs, the working breeds. Dogs like German Shepherds and Malinois, huskies and malamutes, Aussie shepherds and cattle dogs. A fog that serves a purpose other than decoration.
Interestingly however, I know more women with large working breeds than small display breeds.

>>133635287
>I believe that these women are using dogs in place of human babies.

They are. They call themselves dog-moms, and call their dog their child. I am unfortunately friends with a few nutjobs like this

>>133655432
>How am I edgy? being into black metal?
That, the rug munching and those retarded faces you are pulling.

>>133655850
*not to mention the nazi larping

>>133655432
Were the dogs your idea or your gf?

>>133655850
>sexual identity is a fashion choice
You must be frustrated

>>133650299
Kys

>>133655992
The Malamute in the picture is mine, she has a shiba inu, we each have a cat

my ex gitlfriend and I had 3 Malamutes, she kept 2

>>133655746
>I am unfortunately friends with a few nutjobs like this
american idea of friendship never ceases to amaze me
its little wonder you all seem so shallow

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>>133655432
i wouldn't put my dick in that.
looks unstable & emotional

>>133656156
Are lesbians well known for having a lot of pets? I know a couple that has more than you two.

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>>133635287
Women love dogs because they are inferior. They hate cats because they are individuals and often reject their smothering whereas the servile dog will always obediently obey.

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>>133635287

More like dogs became their little bitches, just look at sweden, in such feminized place even terrorists become pussies.

The rest is spot on.

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>>133640776
I'm only 20, but I've seen enough examples of women abusing their dogs. Dumb bitches who buy cute little yap machines to look good and fill the void that is their empty lives, but just neglect the little fuckers till they practically die. For fucks sake, it's not just millenials (though none of them have even the slightest knowledge of how to raise and take care of a living being) it's most women. The mother of a friend of mine is a hoarder with 3 Fucking dogs and 2 cats. She doesn't feed them, nor train them. In fact, she doesn't even have the mental capacity to give them their meds since 2 of the dogs have health issues. Its Fucking animal abuse and it's turned me into a prejudiced bitter man.

Women and blacks should have to fill out a test to see if they're smart enough to own pets.

>>133656739
I prefer cats to dogs. But the reason cats act aloof is because they're unbelievably stupid. Very elegant though

>>133656739
This. Two of the most narcissistic, self-important women I've ever known made it a point to mention how they don't like cats.

>>133635287
What's wrong with having pets? I'm a guy and I have a hamster.

I bet dogs have bigger dicks than leafs.

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>>133657118
do you fuck it though

>>133656285
Imagine my disappointment!
>>133656520
I think so, yes. We also have 3 aquariums and a bearded dragon

>>133657118
Nothing unless you are using that pet as a surrogate for a common biological urge.

My friends wife has two guinea pigs, a labrador that gets huge amounts of baby talk and attention and fussing, and she wants more pets.

In reality, she is fucking GAGGING for a baby because she is almost 35.

Shes hot too, I don't know why my friend doesn't breed her.

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>>133657407
No that's what a fembot is for

>use tinder
blame yourself

>>133635959
change mother/father to mommy or daddy and you're on the mark anon.

White girls fuck dogs

>>133644029
>t. Chink bugman

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>>133656739
you have a point

>>133656739
I know cats that play fetch

>>133658097
topkek

>>133650332
Holy fuck that is a sad existence. She could of married off to a chad whilst she was still young and pretty, and spent her days cooking healthy meals and working out, and looking after real babies.

Instead she has to counsel other peoples mongoloid retards, probably stressed out as fuck from work and having to earn money, puts on weight as a result, and has a shitty dog as the payoff.

If I were a woman I'd be so fucking PISSED at what feminism is doing.

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>>133658097
Cats are based.

>>133642737
there is nothing inherently wrong with having slaves
I wish I had a roman flag

>>133656739
Dogs were originally pack animals, cats not... so duh

>>133635508
Male dogs are usually a better pick because they're friendlier, more loyal, and respond better to an alpha human. It's similar to humans actually, like it's better to befriend Chad because you'll be pals for life vs. aspiring to fuck Stacy who will move on to Tyrone and eventually to someone in finance.

>>133657459
>two dogs, two cats, three aquariums, and a bearded dragon
do you pretend to be inside noah's ark while you're cuddling with your gf?

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>>133659926
Good idea :3

>my kitty princess zelda

>>133635287

I have a friend that likes to pose a question to people, usually when out drinking.

>be in a room
>told you need to shoot your family dog or a randomly selected human being in a chair in front of you
>pick one

Essentially every girl picks the dog and I go bananas at that answer and I tell them they're a fucking awful person for saying that. Pisses me off to no end.

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>>133635287
Have men lost dogs to women? I don't know let's say the ratio is 10 to one women owners to men. Well get 10 of those little cunts your calling a "dog" and I'll bring my Akita and well see how dogly this doggos really are.

That said you're right, they get them because they want something helpless to take care of. If they tried to tame a real dog, never mind an Akita, it would do whatever the fuck it wanted.

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Paris Hilton is why

She started the trend like a decade ago and women are trend stragglers

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>>133660123
I challenge you

>>133635287
Humans like to keep pets for the sake of company, what the fuck is weird about it?

Also, most women prefer cats over dogs.

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>>133660123
Cats are cuter than doggos.

>>133660910
>most women prefer cats
I wish.

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>>133640081
Fuck that's exactly what my mom is doing. I'm well past being old enough to move out, and I have a decent job so I can afford it, but every time I say I'm going to move out soon she freaks. She doesn't want me to leave. Fuck that, I gotta put my foot down and get the hell outta here.

>>133644805
>Not being aware of how genetics and sperm count as well as countless other factors contribute to pregnancy chances and not being aware of ovulation.

Nigga

>>133663271
You gotta get out anon while there is still hope for you to be more than your mother's pet.

>>133640514
Source?