What is going on here?

>>133630891
macron and trump are somehow both turbo autismo megachad hybrids

>>133630891
Physical alphaness.

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>>133630891
Mocron luvs Tromp
MfGa MaGA!!!!!!!

>>133630891
He's trying to Bog him but Trump's aura is too strong

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kiss me donald

>>133630891
Reminds me too much of Hitler shaking hands with his generals on the eastern front

He was trying to siphon some of Trump's height through his hand with his vile baguette sorcery

Macron is playing Trump like a puppet on a string. Macron is exceptionally intelligent and manipulative, he's playing with Trump's ego so Trump will support Macron's coup d'etat against Merkel in the EU. Macron wants to the the unofficial leader of the EU.

>>133630891

Trump holding and shaking Marcone's hand firmly. The tapping on top means Trump is Alpha male and dominate between the two. Marcone beta male

seems like a gaint hand orgy to me

>>133631091
Bitch literally deathgrips Melania's wrist

>>133631240

more like he got a panic attack in public.

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>>133631091

It's like Trump saw that "Virgin Pee v. Chad Sprinkle" meme and really thought about it.

>>133631091

FUCK JESUS WARNING PLEASE

>>133630891
Trump has a reputation of trying to bully via handshakes, little French man thought "he won't bully me" and proceeded to look like a child getting pulled and patted down by his grandfather.

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>>133631216
>Macron is exceptionally intelligent and manipulative
yes, he is Trump's evil counterpart

>Macron wants to be the leader of the EU
makes sense
If we can make Macrony bend the knee first, then we will have control of the eu.

>>133630891
http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Handshake.gif

>>133630891
it is called a menage a quadro.
french thing.

>>133631665
Nah Macron is the first person so far who has been able to go toe to toe with Trump

>>133631091
She actually looks better than usual in this pic

>>133631216
This is true but Trump is trying to redpill him. In the end Trump will win because Macron is shorter.

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>>133631091
yes, kiss me.

>>133630891
>autism
And they are gigantically more succesful than you and world leaders. What does that say about autism ?

>>133631216
Nice unfalsifiable scenario.

>they don't take down Murkle
PMURT BTFO!
>they do
DRUML BTFO!

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>>133630891
All this media shit about how sexist Trump was, I bet Macron Maiden loved the compliment

>>133631216
>Macron wants to the the unofficial leader of the EU.
Cant be worse than Miss "afraid of dogs" Merkel.

>>133630891
WHY WON'T THEY LET GO

>>133631216
jajajajjaj

>>133631676
Yes, indeed

>u will never play ring around the rosie or twiggy treetops or jackie beanstalk or romp the rungdinger or fency wency or love cage or texidor's ballet with Trump and Melania

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>>133630891
LMAO holy shit i love trump.

>"I will never ever release my grip ever again no matter what until you first release yours"

>>133630891
They look drunk as fuck.

>>133631091
I mean this is of common understandings. A true bro will of complementation of you wife in front of her. A true bro tells that you wife is old wench with vag like sleeve of wizard in private. Mr. Trump know ethics burger must be of proud!

>>133630891
>Trump pulls Macron around like a small boy
>Macron's mommy/wife gets possessive and steps in
Trump pulls her in and dominates both with his manliness

his mum, i mean wife did it too, i think the french just like to hold hands for extended periouds

>>133630891
Two new heads of state meeting

I know you are like 14 so this is all new but it happens like every few years it's not that crazy

>>133630891

Welp, Great Britain is no longer America's best friend. Poland ain't either.

FRANCE IS AMERICA'S BEST FRIEND.

>>133634814
Baguette great ally if want fight autism of kraut. Do not of dumping Poland good country also.

>>133630891
it's called kino

i learned this from PUA

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>>133631091
>horizontal wrinkle on the philtrum

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>>133630891
>Please someone explain
its a projection of dominance. whoever has their hand on top is dom. same with first to go through doors. trump is a big believer in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWeqIkJZYNQ

>>133630891
trump believes yanking people towards him during a handshake is intimidating

perhaps it works on the person being yanked but for everyone else, especially with cameras rolling, it looks pretty fucking retarded and petty

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>>133630891
They remind me of the little kids in middle school who would try to out-tough each other without looking like they're trying too hard.

It's fucking agonising watching these things. Even worse is the journalistic "analysis" afterwards.

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>>133636554
this.
I hate to bring it up, but can't recall Putin get mixed up in petty shows like this.
only sandniggers.

>>133631091
lmao bitch looks like a white michelle obama

>>133636730
After all, Vlad "4ft 5 manlet" Putin is the standard of excellence that every politician should be judged by.
Why don't you go back to russia if you love it so much.

>>133637554
He's a corrupt oligarch-elected pseudo dictator.
It's embarrassing he shows more composure than we can muster.

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>>133630891
Macron finally found himself a father figure he can look up to, that's the downside to putting a puppet into power - they are easily influenced and it can backfire on you!

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>>133631091

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>>133631216
This actually doesn't seem that unbelievable

>>133637701
Sorry. Trump isn't the passive type that you're wishing for. He's high energy. He's going to take active measures to assert his dominance.

He rejects that smug "composure" as a bullshit facade that we all know it to be.

>>133638708
>passive type
Toughness is not "who can shake hands the longest"
It's going to war, conquering shit because we can, and telling the world to fuck off, because what the hell else can they do?
Colonialism is a lost art.

>>133634814
They have always supported us in times of need

>>133638895
It's both.

>>133630891
>Please someone explain
I think it's love desu

>>133631665
I think it's pretty much this. He's trying to out-alpha Trump in front of the cameras. Trump's already got a reputation for trying to look dominant in pictures and video.

>>133630891
Its just a habit that political cocksuckers form.
Shaking hands for an awkward amount of time to increase the chances of getting a good photo from the press.

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>>133630891
>>133634238
eternal gifts

>>133631851
This. They are all saying how much they enjoyed the ménage à quatre.

>>133631023
this. they are playing a contest to see who can be more retarded to the media by now. hopefully it spirals out of control into them seeing who can nuke muslim countries the most hilarious way like a giant smiley face

>>133630891
They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

>>133631091
Oh, your face! You're practically Hollow.
But who knows, going Hollow could solve quite a bit!

>>133630891
> youtube Bombardos body language
> this is presidential jiujitsu to establish dominance. every glance and movement is a grapple for dominant position visavie the Optics

You will kek when you see it. cuckron tapt out

>>133631216
is there really any need to play trump? i think if you just asked him he would say yes haha. of course more discretion is needed in politics but i don't think anyone is really playing him

>>133630891
Macron wants to join the big boys' club.

He tried to play the alpha the first time he met Trump and Putin and ended up being completely fucked both on Syria by Putin and on climate by Trump.

Now he's trying to seduce them. Thing is, instead of Macron dragging them on his side, the opposite is happening.

I hope they hang out more. Macron will end up being redpilled.

>>133643538
penis --> butt

>>133630891
Alpha af>>133631023

>>133631685
>Trump's evil counterpart
so that makes Trump... good? lmao never change burger

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>>133643856
> macron redpilled by the don
i was just thinking this

>>133634022
autismo is my only legitimate answer but also I sometimes do this with my friends when I'm at a party and meet them, we shake hands we do a little smalltalk and then we let go and say "good to see you man I'm gonna grab a drink" and we part ways mainly with people I haven't seen in some time

Classic jockying for "the upper hand"

>>133630891
>6 second mark
>Trump almost pulls him off his feet while he's in mid-step

kek. Trump is a big guy for him.

>>133643538
I got this even if nobody else did anon

Macaroni is legit autistic, Trump clearly wants to let go of his hand.

>>133646938
I appreciate that, friendo.

waiting for the porn remake desu

>>133646938
not me bro

>>133630891

I'm pretty sure he's just fucking with trump.

Don't a decent amount of important foreign political figures do this? Like trying to reverse his power handshake?

I feel like Macron has a big "LUL" inside his head the whole time he held Trump's hand.

>>133647808
This. Abe was caught off guard, but everyone else took notice of his antics.

>>133647362
It's an old Simpsons bit
https://youtu.be/FSH88aE_ggQ

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>>133642502
He looks like an utterly defeated muppet

>>133630891
He congratulates Brigitte on the boipucci she acquired. Then he gestures toward Melania like "and look what I've got".

>>133636340
Off topic:
Would fucking a girl like her grant you white offspring if you are blonde hair, green eyed germanic or is she to arabic?

>>133630891
You can tell Trump didn't want to hold his hand for that long because at the end he gave his hand a friendly slap telling him to let go already.

>>133648805
She's from a former Soviet Bloc nation, so yes, the kids would be white.
Milana Vayntrub, btw

>>133631091
I bet she was hot 60 years ago.

>>133630891

Macron holding hands with Trump
Trump seems to like it

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>>133649380

Thanks. She ressembles a girl a meet recently and i was curious if those darker features still count as white.

Your president is based af burgerbro.

>>133631180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUxcpfleBf0

>>133630891

It looks like posturing behaviour.
But the thing about some people is they don't even play the power game.
If you push them or squeeze their hand, they won't be intimidated, they will just be annoyed and not show it.
Later on they will attack you.

They don't show their feelings.

This is why I think a lot of "power displays" are really funny. It's posturing.
Some people are fighters, other people are killers. They don't posture. They eliminate.

The national socialist shadow army need to have the killer mindset.

>>133630891
He might be crashing and burning but the fucker is a riot.

>>133631091
You couldn't have posted the thumbnail, could you asshole?

>>133650421
>Trump seems to like it
Trump is a germaphobe.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/01/12/shaking-hands-is-barbaric-donald-trump-the-germaphobe-in-chief/

>>133652034
What if we archive it
https://archive.is/lSYci

>>133652104
Thanks bot