>Decide to improve my english
>Find some English conversation event at US embassy while lurking FB
>Why not?
>Reach embassy
>They make me walk through a metal detecting machine
>Beeps
>they take me to some room and take off my shoes and strip me
>"You can't take your phone or any electronic devices with you"
>why?
>It could be used for explosives
>They also take my USB flash drive that was in my keychain
>Get dressed and walk out
>"wait you have to pay a fee of 20 pounds for every electronic device we'll hold for you"
>OHFUCKME.jpg pays
>As I walk out the guy calls and points at my water bottle "That better not have any explosives haha" he and his bitch friends are laughing
>THATS THE LAST STRAW.jpg
> Was about to punch him
> realize he has a gun and all his bitch ass friends are carrying huge rifles
> "haha n-no don't worry" and walk out quickly
>Finally wait for my conversational partner in some waiting room alone for like 30 minutes
>They call out my name, so I go in
>Some lady behind bullet proof glass is sitting there, as if I'm going to blow up the place
>Glass doesnt even have holes. we speak through some telephone so the voice goes through glass
>She asks some random questions
>Asks what I would do if I went to America and someone called me a terrorist
>Start to sperg out
>Talk about the lavon affair and USS liberty and that jews are behind everything
>Say americans bombed tons of innocent ppl
>She says I have to leave and calls in to buff guys in suits that escort me out of the embassy
I went home and even forgot to take my phone
REE fuck english I'm learning french
>>133629651
>20 pounds.
Wanna know how i know youre full of shit
>>133629651
>being an ethnic terrorist
>mad for being treated like a terrorist
I'm glad you're staying in your shithole terrorist
>>133630218
They use Egyptian pounds in Egypt
>>133629651
HOLY SHIT
>>133629651
i wish this actually happened
>>133630218
>American education
>>133629651
Autistic Egyptoid fails to act civilly and spergs out after voluntary cucking himself. Cool!
>>133629651
Ahahahahahahah
>>133629651
This is what you get for wanting anything to do with the accursed anglo-germanic barbarians. Serves you fucking right.
Now revive the gods of Egypt.
>>133629651
Try stop bomb christians Ahmed.
>>133629651
>be me
>go into basic level government building for government stuff
>think one level above post office
>forget I have knife on me
>the refuse to just hold it until I come back
>go throw it in car
>they xray everything including my fucking keys and cellphone
>force me to take a drink of my water to prove it doesn't have poison in it
Its just an average day in America anon, surely you just don't appreciate freedom
>>133636213
>forget I have knife on me
Found your problem. You're a dumbass.
>>133636831
Found the commie. Every male over the age of 12 here has a knife.
>>133638059
over 9
>>133640106
>>133638059
>cityfags
over 2
At least you guys have security
>Going to goverment building for some tax shit
>No guns allowed
>Fuck that, im not leaving it in the car to get stolen
>drop it in my wives handbag
>get to metal detector
>wive puts handbag on tray
>we go through metal detector
>they give handbag back to wive without opening it or anything
>do business
>exit has no metal detector to just walk out
>take back gun from wive
>>133638059
>Every male over the age of 12 here has a knife.
But only irresponsible dumbasses forget that they have it on them.
t. NC
>>133641091
>being a rural community fag
at birth
>>133641093
I don't understand the concept of security guards being niggers either
>>133629651
>A person from a country I literally forget exists in modern times.
>Oh noes! He hates my country!
>Go back to oiling my gun, eating my burger and reading about the off season hockey trades in the nHL.
>Forget Egypt is still a thing as soon as I close this thread.
Nice try akmed buy once again your terrorist skeems have been foiled.
ISIS BTFO
>>133629651
What was the point of this thread? Were you just trying to prove what a retarded faggot you are?
>>133642242
It's a slide thread. /pol/ is being raided.
>>133641387
sorry I dont walk around larping as a ninja all day.
if I need it I know its there but otherwise I think nothing of it.
>>133629651
Serves you right you fucking sandnigger. Stay in your own shithole and fuck off back to your camel
>>133629651
Fuck off we're full
>>133642490
So we have been raided since Donald Trump got the nomination? That is some serious shill dedication.
>>133641877
This
>>133641877
Non-Americans can't understand the concept of freedom. Strangely democrats can't either.