Why does Trump suck so much Russian cock?

>>133623725
Piss tapes.

>>133623725
He's been in cahoots with them since the 80s. He uses them to get loans and grow his brand, they've been using him to undermine western alliances and democracy.

>>133623911
I mean, it has to be something BIG. Otherwise Trump would just change curse and approve sanctions and so on to show he's distancing himself. That's what anyone would do.

>>133624081
>He uses them to get loans and grow his brand
This is also a possibility if he literally owes them more than he can immediately repay.

>>133623725
Trump just recognizes his fellow shabbos goy in Pootin, they both practicing to suck kike dick.

>>133623725

Because they basically own him. All of his assets are bankrolled by the Russians. If they pull out, he's fucked.

Why does your mom like it up the ass so much?

>>133624650
oooh nelly

>>133623725
Because your mother gave you too many coffee enemas as a teen.

You don't understand, anon. Trump doesn't suck Russian cock because he enjoys the taste of Euro ass. He does it to expose the interdimensional space aliens who are plotting to take over the planet via our gps satellite system, who put trans pills in our water supply - chemtrails, moon landing hoax, 9/11. Why can't you see this.

Because Russia is big meanyhead and so is Trump.

So, two big, stupid, smelly meanyheads being friends makes sense.

>>133623725
because that's what puppets do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaVWRetR4jg