Mark Zuckerberg is going to run in 2020

City boy can't tell a bull from a cow.

he still stands awkward and doesn't look human. he won't win

>>133616295
HAHAHA MARK SOULLESS SUCKERBURGER

>>133616375
>He won't win
They said the same about Trump, sweetie.

Try again sweetie.. he has the Facebook machine behind him.

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>>133616080
not so fast kiddo

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>>133616080
Look at that beta stance. Slouched just like the meme.

>>133616080
>Hey look at me I'm normal
He won't stand a chance. No one likes rich tech people.

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>Jeb 2.0

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>>133616522
The Rock is literally the biggest threat to Trump's presidency lasting 8 years.

How weird is this time line?

>>133617064
Is this real?

If so... my god he has no idea how conceited this sounds.

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I AM PERFORMING HUMAN ACTIVITIES AS REQUESTED BY VP MARKETING.

>>133616080
You mean President SUCC?

>>133617304
Your post is real. I'm sure.

>>133616742
Completely different desu.

>>133616080
>hmmm I see
>Tell me, can the same process be used on humans?

>>133616516
Trump won because he was relatable as fuck. The guy shit talks people to their face, he eats potato chips, he loves America. He also doesn't try to pretend he is not rich like that hag Clinton. Trump had a good upbringing and blessings but he still worked hard to make the most of it and he appreciates and praises good work ethic. Zuckerberg is a Jew who made Facebook while in Harvard(already showing he's been in the select most privileged people in the country) and also keeps pushing lazy behavior mentality and Universal Basic Income. He talks like a Robot and also tries to act like he's a great visionary with a plan for the future, which shows arrogance given his extremely young age. He's not relateble in the slightest.

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>>133617141

whoever is writing these is pretty damn good

>"Would he emerge as a perfect hybrid of car and human?"
>"No'" said the worker, "he would be killed"

>>133617141
Are these from a real fake jewbook page or just a bunch of shoops?

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>>133616080

ZOIDBERG 2020!

>>133617064
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>>133617141
these are pretty funny spoofs, just need to be more believable and subtly sadistic

>>133617371
HR demands publicity to rectify the numbers

[dialup connection sound]

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>>133616080
well, it was king once...

>>133616080

What a fucking scary bloke. He's visiting farms across the US to personally kill cows.

>>133616516
>They said the same about Trump, sweetie.
Correction: YOU said the same about Trump, honey. You were wrong back then, you are wrong now too.

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Is he on hormone therapy?

>>133616080
CAN'T ZUCK THE KEK

He might have changed the world to his faggy nerd ways, but the disconnect still shows.

>>133616742
I was about to say, you can tell at a glance which ones are the ranchers and which one is the millennial nu-male.

>>133617064
>>133617106
>>133617141
roflmao

>>133617981
this KEK is priceless

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Wannabe Elite Illuminati who would have the backing of NWO/Deep State..

He has already turned over your personal information to who knows. Voluntarily suppressed free speech in several countries.

Jews do not have a chance.

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He would put virtual blinders on the Country to prevent people from seeing the truth.

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>>133617809
>And these are our cows, Mr Zuckerberg
>"I want to kill one of them."
>what?
>"I'm going to kill one of them, bring me something sharp. Here's a check, fill in your price, but this bovine dies tonight. I need this."

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No Concern for the Average Citizen.

He would deny common people the pleasure of viewing natural beauty by securing his Multi-million dollar private property.

>>133616080

Wow, he will be the next Hillary Clinton.

>>133618042
He's just out pudgy and out of shape

>>133617525
>The guy shit talks people to their face
He even shit talks sharks.

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>>133616080
>I made a promise to only eat meat i killed and butchered myself
>Then I became a power vegan

This guy is a faggot that just goes around for photo ops so that in 4 years he can say "look at all the shit i did with the working man!"

This is just another subversive Jew pulling the wool over the eyes of the people.

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>>133617809
Pretty sure he's killed at least one cow already this year.

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>>133616080
I would vote for the Jew. He would morph the CIA FBI and NSA dragnets into some type of 1984 AI eagle eye.

Watch_Dogs/Minority Report happening when? End of crime when?

We already past the point of no return, we should keep going anyway. I will just keep using my Thinkpad x200.

>>133621421
>photo ops so that in 4 years he can say "look at all the shit i did with the working man!"
He's going to be a disaster just like Hillary in her photo ops.
>This is Hillary looking at a map!
>This is Hillary failing to pour beer into a glass!

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>>133616295
This. Zucklestein is going to cave first time he gets infront of a real American and has to explain why losing their job to Automation is a good thing.

>>133621713
Universal income and reformed corporate taxcode.

he always wears the same clothes...

>>133621687
Yep. Let's just hope that people are wearing their bullshit detection goggles in 2020.

>>133621805
Only liberals and minorities are falling for that UBI bullshit, and they weren't enough to win the election last time

>>133617303
They need to skip the debates and have a cage match instead.

>>133617387
How Can Replies Be Real If Our Posts Aren't Real

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>>133621805
>How am I going to provide for my family, and live an example for my male children that my people value hard work and earning your way but my way of life and culture seems to be under attack by web engineers who want to automate everything, how are you going to protect my job and by extention how are you going to protect my ability to provide for my family as the male of the group?
>Universal income and reformed corporate tax code

>>133616080
you know he is full of shit because he said they cooked a whole pig and he is a kike and can't eat that shit

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Hey Mark Zuckerberg, how much is a gallon of milk and a gallon of gas?
>Universal income and reformed corporate tax code

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Hey Mark Zuckerberg, what percentage of Arkansas schools qualify as low income school district? Dont you think bringing manufacturing jobs back to the heartland would have an effect in changing that number?
>Universal income and reformed corporate tax code

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Hey Mark Zuckerberg what are you going to do about the opioid crisis obliterating white low income americans?
>Universal income and reformed corporate tax code

>>133622863
there's nothing special about Zuckerberg. he's successful because he struck the gold vein of social networking, and wasn't completely incompetent (unlike Myspace).

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>>133623042
I hope the democrats run another out of touch asshole for 2020. Maybe they can let Shaun King take over messaging for the party.

>>133616080
Is he trying to appeal to rural Americans for his presidential campaign?

>>133616080
how do you do fellow humans

>>133623251
considering how badly they miscalculated last year, I don't expect them to do much better in the next election. they're completely buttflustered by Trump, and that's not going to change soon.

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>>133623367
Gosh darnit he spent dinner with the Crinklydink family from Bumfucksit South Dakota, he's got a connection to the heartland now!

>>133616080
at least he's not a vegetarian

>>133616080
Even from that far away you can see his fucking gyno.

>>133621992
Rock VS Jew. Unfortunately to go up against Goliath you need both. But there will be only one.

I like the Zuck. He's seems like he has a good heart.

>>133620750
Honestly I kind of like the whole wall thing, especially considering it's quite nice looking, made of local stone rather than concrete. It could be a lot worse.

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>>133616080
>I set a goal to only eat meat that I killed
Is Mark redpilled or has he become a lunatic?
He always looked like a robot to me, not like r9k but a jew robot

>>133617304
This is why the leftypol commies laugh at us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVSRPrf6SoA

Just imagine this guy at a televised debate

>>133617525
I actually agree with the general tenor of this post. Trump feels like a human being instead of a lizard person. That includes his foibles. They can be endearing.

>>133616080
>Say goodbye to Trump, get used to
>PRESIDENT
>ZUCC

jews can't become president it's an unspoken law of American politics

let me flash forward to the first debate if this ever actually happened

Hi candidate Zucc, whats your stance on this question you were given ahead of time

well eh (sniffs armpit) yeah

>>133616080
>PRESIDENT
>ZUCC

>build firewall
>lock drumpf up
>MFGA

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>>133624888
self check idgaf

>>133617926
>Yawgmoth 2020

>>133624888
if you Really believe that you're truly duped.

>>133625583
fuck off cuckistan

>>133616516
When someone on /pol/ says sweetie in makes my dick diamonds.

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>>133625767

>>133616080

>0 Charisma
>Jew
>Millenial
>Beta asian wife despite being a billionaire

Not happening. No one actually likes this guy.

>>133626477
Didn't he also fuck his friend over?

>>133626477
Almost word for word what the lefties were saying about Trump, different terms but you get the idea

Don't fall for the trap

>>133616080
Assuming he can rig the Democratic primary, which shouldn't be hard as I'm sure all of Silicon Valley would want "one of theirs" in the White House.

The dems will get BTFO during the midterms; they usually lose seats when it's not a general election.

>>133616516
>>Sweetie

Are you that autist who spammed sweetie on advice when he had nothing smart to say?

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>>133626594
checked

>>133616516
>sweetie
Hi, Milo.

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>>133627288
oh shit I checked the wrong one, but them digits tho...

>>133616080
>Bastard who profits from personal data without consent
>President
Not in this timeline.

He will not win a major party primary, and will get no more than 2% of the national vote if he runs independent

>>133616516
America will never elect a Jew because the blacks will never vote for a Jew and the GOP won't run one.

End of story. He has no chance.

>>133617772
The Hapsburgs were Jews. It all makes sense now.

>>133627396
>without consent

>>133616080
JEB! I mean ZUCK!