What the hell is happening?

>>133614102

The holocaust is a lie

>>133614102
is it just me or do their couples look better arranged this way?
Melania Macron... hmmm... yes

>>133614102

M[anlet]cron

>>133614102
36D interdimensional chess. Shit's going crazy.

Macron is in-the-closet redpilled

>>133614102
Covfefe

>>133614412
he ain't in the closet no more

>>133614102
Posing for a photo

wait a minute, are people seeing the pattern here?
>giving the warm hand to england, russia and france
>ostracizing germany
>merkel is all alone and germany starts to rebuilding their army

is this the begining of WW3?

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>>133614102

France was literally our first ally, and they've been (more or less) our only truly consistent one. It would be ridiculous for the presidents of these two countries not to meet. So idk what you find remarkable about this...

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What about Chef Boy-are-you gonna touch Melanie, cuz I wanna touch Melanie too?

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>>133614629

>>133614733
Damnit autocorrect
>Melania

>>133614102
Wife swapping, swinging or we say, partouze, is a great french tradition of savoir-vivre.

>>133614322
i think it's more that trump and macron's mum look more natural than trump and melania

>>133614102
>France joins America in stomping Germany again
history is actually repeating itself holy fuck

>>133614816

You sound so sophisticated

Trump is doing his job being a politician and communicating and keeping relations alive with other countries?

Do you think it would be good for him to sit at his desk and just insult other world leaders? This is one thing /pol/ never latched onto. You can't shit post your way through being president. You can shit post your way through the election though.

>>133615114
>You can't shit post your way through being president
he can if they attack him but every politician buckles to America at the end of the day

>>133614102

Mate, how the fuck are people still not getting this?

Trump bullies people savagely. Creates a lot of fear. Occasionally extends an olive branch. Weaklings grab that shit as hard as they can because they fear being bullied. They'll have to do 'one little thing, no big deal' to maintain that friendship, which will be beautiful (I guarantee it).

This guy is married to his mother, eminently bulliable. He knows it, Trump knows it. He took the olive branch. Little favors now appear to abound. Walking away from Syria puts him right at odds with Merkel, but he had two choices: her camp or Trump's. Picked the stronger horse, avoided relentless bullying and mockery.

In the background, Merkel scowls angrily.

Does this mean that we don't have to call french fries "freedom fries" any more?

>>133614102
Time to destroy Germany again.

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>>133614226
fpbp

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>>133614102
Tides are turning for the better once again, friend.

>>133615356
why do you write like a psycho

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>>133614816
>letting another man fuck your wife
>a great french tradition

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>>133614102
Drumpf was a mistake

>>133615693
See>>133615630

>>133615693

Probably the bundy rum. I'm much better on beer.

>>133615706
while fucking the other man's wife
it's an exchange, it's about conviviality and hospitality
don't be so obtuse

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>>133615487
>Google this
>"Shocking moment landlord brutally shoves South African guest down the stairs for checking out late!"
>Video clearly shows her resisting him as he tries to force her out of his home
>She very clearly attempts to take a dive only for it to not go as well as her nigger brain thought it would
>He immediately drops everything and runs down the stairs to help her
>He's somehow the bad guy
Someone needs to slap the CNN logo on pic related.

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Now that I think about it, Macaroni does seem to have that pensive expression similar to Napoleon.

Based on what little I know of this guy he seems to suffer from daddy issues. Like trying to fill in some big shoes. Kind of comes off as desperate trying to impress trump.

>>133615114
Macron just buttered up Trump, Trump will do anything if he thinks you like him.

>>133614102
What's wrong with her arms

>>133614102
He's fucking lying there are five people in that photo but only 4 are identifiable so what is he hiding about the literal unhooded KKK guy standing right in the picture

>>133614102
Emmanuel Macaron introducing his new girlfriend Melania to his parents.

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>>133614629

Noone here will fight this time lol. Our troops are more than 30% nongerman shit will be over in a sec.

Business as usual.

Don't fuck this up, dumb is expensive.

>>133620740
That's why she is desperately importing Muslims.

>>133615706
>letting your wife get fucked in your surrender flag
The French invented white sheets on the bed.

>>133616118
not only that but the kaffers were hours late in checking out

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>>133614668

>>133614102
Emmanuel "Niggers should not breed" Macron

Macron was the superior choice to Le Pen, this is a fact.

He will lead France to a new golden age.

>>133614322
they look like parents visiting kids this way

Melania is still 8 years older than Macron

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>>133614102
BFFs forever?

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>>133622600
>cucks calling cucks cucks

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>>133614102
The deep state is moving forward their "strong man president" narrative, in which their shills now cleanse kebab and in doing so take away more internet and speech rights.

The jew created the issue, now he is going to solve it and in doing so censor "anti semitism" under the guise of libel laws for media.

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>>133614102

>>133614325
It's
>micron

>>133614102
Trump is being presidential and Macron is pretending he isn't a cuck so people actually respect him and don't think he is Merkel's little bitch (which he is).

>>133614629
Germany and CHYNA. France will leave the EU. I'm beginning to think more and more that Le Pen was a plant to get Macron to win.

Macron, on the surface, was a typical establishment banker candidate but turned out to have a Napoleon complex. Which is perfect for France and the US.

>>133614102

Macron knows that the last person to talk to Trump is what Trump starts promoting. So Macron is buttering up Trump and whispering commie shit into his ear.

>>133614102
It's as if two heads of state of allied countries are behaving the way heads of state of allied countries behave

>>133623363
Every time you mow your lawn just think.

Each blade of a grass is a shrieking kike.

I'm ALMOST out of words, but they keep happening!

Look at Trumps shoulders, what a big guy

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>>133614102
HAHAHAHA DRUMPF BTFO LYING AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFhOl1IsaU4

I do not fucking trust macron.

Out of fucking nowhere this guy comes in, sweeps the elections, sweeps parliament and now is buddying up with america.

What the fuck is his endgoal

>>133623974
kek

isn't getting better relations between countries what a president should do?
why are you guys so pumped about this?

>>133614102
Musical brainwash was a success
>Work it harder
>Make it better
>Do it faster
>Makes us stronger

>>133614938
>that trump and macron's mum both look constipated
ftfy

>>133623811
>I'm beginning to think more and more that Le Pen was a plant to get Macron to win.

I am beginning to think the same thing.

He is even begining to take on Germany.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/07/13/macron-scolds-germany-profiting-europes-distress/

Frexit is on it's way.

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>>133624094
we don't know yet but we hope he is benevolent, he has pulled many happening worthy stunts already, /pol/ is a macaroni and cheese board now

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>>133614322
>Our 5'11" God Queen with your 5'9" manlet prince

Kek. Good bantz froggo

America has been made even Greater thanks to the Saudi's.

>>133624400
>5'9
He's 5'8

>>133614102
>stronger than ever
>American education

>>133624529
is he really 5'8"? Isnt trump like 6'2 or 6'3? I thought I would be up to his shoulders if I stood next to him

>>133625548
Trump has a shitty posture. He looks a bit shorter because he's hunched over.

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>>133616118
>>133622427
>South africa kaffer
The fuck did anyone expect. Imagine a mid-african nigger with a over inflated ego and a large amount of entitlement mixed in.

>>133625755
yeah he always looks like he is leaning a bit forward in pictures

as a manlet someone should tell him to straighten out his posture

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>>133625548
I think Trump might be about 6' or just over now unless he's got a bad posture for the picture. Pic related is Trump and Nige, who is 5'8. Difficult to pinpoint but I doubt Macron is 5'9.

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>>133622649
Emmanuel 'If it's brown, flush it down' Macron

>>133623811
It might be. I remember about an interview where Le Pen was laughing even though she lost the election.

>>133614102
What, you didn't think France could survive without the US, did you?

Trump probably banged Macron's wife after Melania that night.

>>133623445
kek this is good

>>133614102
macron is a fucking manlet

>>133626241
If it's black, SEND IT BACK

>>133624125
Duh, but France has been Islam's main cuck for a while, and french people generally disliked Americans since Bush. And, /ourgirl/ was beaten by him so we thought for certain he was going to be Merkels little wench. Instead, on the surface at least he's been pretty based. France prevailed with a manlet before, they can do it again

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Ooooops sorry drumpf Melania couldn't resist french charm.

>>133625548
>>133625755
>>133626036
Macron uses "manheels" like Putin too.

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>>133626907
DELET!!

>>133626907

>istting literally a meter away from Macron
>doesn't need to stretch at all

Melania confirmed snake arms

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>>133626907
Oh

>>133626907
Clearly Not his leg

Still a good one tho

>>133615356
love this. makes perfect sense to me and I do see it, but is he really married to his mother? or are you guys just insulting her looks? I don't know much about the french president

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>>133626907
Clearly not his face
>hfw

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Trump wanted to wife swap for a night.

He's a degenerate.

>>133628071
>He's a degenerate
You'd think all these degenerates latching onto him might have given it away

>>133624529
You mean 5'7

>>133614695
except Iraq and freedom fries

>>133620740
Also, the only non-german unit in the Wehrmacht (waffen SS) had an abysmal record when it came to winning engagements.

>>133627946
She's 25 years older than him. They met when he was 15 and she was his 40 year old high school teacher.

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>>133626907
What the fuck?..

>>133629377
she's 63

>>133626907

There's CP in that top panel, isn't there?

>>133614102
Why was the pope there.

>>133626907
Getting cucked by the French, it could have been worst.

>>133614322
you're first lady is old and wrinkly, you can't have ours froggo.

>>133614629
Well it is Germany's MO to destroy Europe every time it gets an opportunity.

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>>133629472
>69yo

>>133629012
Justified desu and freedom fries was the cringiest meme ever, glad it never gained any real traction.

>>133623829
Good. If you're not a communist in 2017 then you should die.

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>>133614629
Don't forget Merkel is on Poland's ass about taking refugees.

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>>133629851
>just

>>133626907
Does macron speak English?

>>133629012
God what a mess and embarrassment that was.

>>133626036
He does that to make his belly less obvious. Try it, when you straighten your shoulders it juts out your stomach more.

>>133623829
>I'm a communist and a capitalist

>>133630061
>would still beat at least 2.5 niggers in the street

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>>133629851
she's aged like shit, you can see her skin has been burned by UV tans and her hair by coloring. Being a skeletor doesn't help either.
Ségolène Royal, Hollande's ex wife, is only a year younger and looks much better. Macron seems to think the same.

>>133615356
Maybe they both see Germany as a competitor and stand to gain by promoting French interests and EU leadership instead of some armchair psychological analysis?

>>133614102

Even their Chefs dress in white flags

>>133615859
t. has an ugly wife

>>133630061
looks good 2bh, like an old gorilla, old man strength

>>133619445
underrated

>>133615487
Hahaha stupid nigger hope her skull got smashed

>>133630026
she should enlist all the jihadists she allowed in the country to fight white males.

>>133630307
joke's on you, I don't have a wife

>>133629579
He thought Mcacron was a little boy

>>133614816
That's not what partouze is you fucking virgin, partouze is like orgy

>>133628919
5'6"? That's nuts. France elected a 5'5" manlet? You've got to be taller than 5'4" to run a country.

>>133630492
kil yourself atheist commie scum

>>133614102
Trump knows there is a diplomatic game to be played... the president of the united states can't be seen to be uninterested or flippant with the president of France for MASSIVE GLARING HISTORICAL REASONS. even though he's a cockass if Trump makes it seem like there is a schism AT ALL between US and France the media will jump all over it and try to exploit it as much as possible because they are talent less pieces of shit.

>>133625866
Whats a kaffer?

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>>133630626

>>133614102
At the top of the Eiffel pyramid. It's just illuminati PR. The Rothschilds just wanted to remind him.

>>133630626
Height has an inverse relationship with penis size

>>133630400
;_;

>>133626548
>fucking leaf

>>133626511

Come on, Trump may be a manwhore but he has standards.

No undead.

>>133630789
t. manlet

>>133629959
>it never gained any real traction
>how I know your balls are still bald

>>133615855
You're a fucking euro-cuck end yourself tonight.

>>133614102

Damn the Pope was there too?

>>133630120
watch the conference he gave wiht trump yesterday

>>133614226
Toothpaste is dropping the redpills

>>133614102

the lines are being drawn AGAIN of the the western world plus Russia vs Germany, AGAIN.

>>133614102
Trump's pacing Macron... watch for the switch and lead coming up

>>133630120
sometimes, kinda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8dyGTXgWHI

>>133628235
Yeah like the mass of degenerates marching through the streets with tears of rage streaming from their eyes after the election?

Only in this backward world can traditionalism be considered degenerate. Eat lead, Juden.

>>133631420
>linking MSNBC
Use hooktube to prevent views

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=v8dyGTXgWHI

Fugggg Melania is looking great. Even Trump looks good in this pic.

>>133631428
Whoops looks like I struck a nerve

>>133615356
Stop being mentally weak.

>>133631670
>Is an American

>>133624094
Straight out of Bog play book.

He's making a power play by first punking Trump, then buddying up with him.

Taking a strong stand on climate change, then cutting parliament and deporting economic migrants.

He really is too complex for journalists.

>>133626907
not his leg, nice try frenchy faggot.

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>>133626907
OOOOOOOOOOH KEKED BY THE BAGUETTE

>>133614695
One of the only countries we've never gone to war with.

>>133632566
And that's saying something coming from an American

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>>133632039
It's clearly a bulge. It's not his leg it's his dick

>>133614325
Napoleon was a manlet too

>>133633178
wasn't for his time

>>133614102
Tfw you bring your mum to work dinners

>>133633178
That's actually a myth. He was above average for his time

>>133631597
yes naturally people dont like you

glad you realize this

>>133623164
Cuck

>>133623974
Scuse me I'm gonna go now my yard.

>>133622780
LePen is (((controlled opposition)))
Macron is redpilled on niggers

>>133633958
>yes naturally people dont like you
That's rich coming from an American

>>133633683
It stems from Napoleon hiring big imposing men to be his guards and the English sending tall diplomats.

>>133629844

Third time's the charm!

>>133614668
France and the USA have always been best buds.

Literally forever.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Amity_and_Commerce_(United_States–France)

The fem-bog has made contact with Trump

Trump is now bog-pilled

>>133630061
>Oh no he has a dad bod at 69.
Good luck having at 69.

>>133634657
>Good luck having at 69.
What did the mean by this

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>>133614102
He took the bog pill.

>>133614695
I think formally Morocco was our first ally, but yes France was pretty close.

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Donny is 6'2"

>>133635047
Wasn't Morocco a French colony

>>133630061
Age hits you like a truck :(

>>133614102
Think they swapped?

>>133614322
>manlet dreams
stay in your fantasy land

>>133630492
kek

>>133626907
fairl certain thats the chair arm, his leg is a bit firther over and abover her hand is shiny like leather

>>133614629
Hmm.

Underrated

>>133614695
You're a moron or a liar. Having France as an ally is like using a rear view mirror to see how the war is progressing.

>>133624094
Technocratic revolution he's the last resort of our dying political system and the only hope for our crooked republic to survive a couple years more.

>>133635470
It was a protectorate and Tangiers was an internationally administrated area.
Came decades after the U.S. revolution though.

>>133615356
Ur right

>implying you didn't want to rail the shit out of a teacher when you were in grade school

Literally living the dream

>>133614226
We shouldn't even allow more than one post.

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>WE MUST REJECT THE FALSE SONG OF GLOBALISM
>hey macron my old neoliberal buddy i love globalism now hey

>>133623377
Your flag is literally an Iowa flag without an eagle.

>>133614668

I laughed way too hard at this

>>133614102

Trump likes visiting foreign nations because they're nice to him and don't yell at him about Russia.

>>133623092
>uhhmmmm guuuyyyyysssss getta rooom you twoo heheh

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>>133639454
>Macron gave the entire world the impression he was a neoliberal shill
>he actually has a PhD
>wrote his thesis Machiavelli
>Macron is now the only Western political leader who's called out Africa on its bullshit thus far
>gets called a racist and a bigot by international media for stating basic geopolitical truths
>he may have secretly been /ourguy/ all along
>Macron is so bigly into political realism and so subversive that he has me stupidly defending him against an ally with mutually beneficial and nationalist interests

Wew, lad

>>133640372

He's what a smart politician actually looks like. Trump is what an idiot thinks a smart politician looks like.

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>>133640589
>posts about irrelevant optics

>>133640372
>120 dimensional backgammon
I'll believe it when he nukes the niggers.

>>133630759
Phenomenal, even better than the original.

>>133614102
Any pics of Macron's wiener?

>>133629851
>What is a fit lifestyle along with various substances?

>>133640842

Macron will accomplish everything he wants because he keeps things close to his chest. Trump has accomplished and will accomplish nothing he wants because he is a loud dumbass that makes everyone hate him.

>>133641955
>Trump has accomplished nothing
You call all this liberal butthurt nothing?
What's life like lived through thick blinding shades?

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>>133641326
A true realist.

>>133641955
Drumpf (lol) had some pretty big ambitions. But I think you underestimate him anon. I'm shocked that people still do desu.

>>133614102
Macron looks like hes not happy

>>133629844
Checked.

>>133640372
Maybe we were just not smart enough to understand his master plan

>>133633178
British propaganda and a little bit of help from Napoleon made this myth.

Napoleon loved surrounding himself with tall guards (imperial guards)

The British decided to capitalize on this.

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i thought we were friends

France is a sleeper powerhouse, waiting for the right man to saddle her

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>>133642068
>measuring progress through how displeased people with opposing political are

Ah the conservative caveman mentality still persists. Good job "conserving" that part of human nature.

>>133644198
Arent you supposed to be sucking a dog's dick right now?

>>133644341
Aren't you supposed to be paying denbts right now?

>>133644543
>pays his denbts

Good, motherfucker!

>continues on sucking his dog off

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>>133645563
Show your flag you little pussy cunt. I'd be glad to remind you how """"dog-sucking"""" Canada is still much better than your shithole.

>>133626907
>Actually thinking Trump has ever given a shit about wives and not pimping.
How based can he get?

>>133614102
Kebab removal?

>>133646070
Calm down, frenchy

>>133614102

Can't wait for Trump to do this with every country in Europe except for Germany.

>>133614102

Interesting how Trump and Macron are both not in age appropriate relationships. They should swap like in this picture.

>>133614325
Bigger than France's first Jewish president.

>>133626907

mama Macron never fails to give me shivers.

Looks like she belongs in a horror movie.

>>133614668
yo delet this not cool my dude

>>133623377
Fuck I hope France can uncuck itself. Literally our oldest ally and was once a great military. Is the bogpill working now? I don't know.

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>>133614322
Clearly it was a wife swapping evening.
Also, obviously Donald is escaping from trouble back home caused by his own son.

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>>133614102

>>133614226
That's true.

It looks like the Rothies may be attempting to use Macron to make a Trump of their own. Don't forget where he came from.

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>>133614668
Kek

>>133647938
Hillary always had yellow teeth. Then she wears an ugly shiny yellow outfit. No class, never.

>>133615356
>walking away from Syria puts him right at odds with Merkel
what the fuck

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>>133649330
you forgot that Nat Rothschild supports Trump. The only young and relevant Rothschild.
Kekistani niggers should stfu about things they don't know shit about.
The american Rothschilds are irrelevant sideshows only good for some democratic fundraisers.

>>133614668
Ahahah nice one