Let's talk about MASCULINITY

alpha as fuck

this is making my boipussy wet

>>133602219
tfw i have little chance at getting an alpha bf because im a boipussi and not a girl :( i dont like gay dudes theyre all nu males desu

>>133602435
What? Did you shit yourself or is it just seepage due to a blown o-ring

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>>133602435
>>133602610
>these fags

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>>133602219
>stereotypical macho guys

you left out
1) fuck women
2) have guns
3) lift weight
4) hunt
5) drink beer
6) spit
7) wear boots when they don't need to
8) get into fights
9) hairy
10) gold chains

did i mention fuck women

alpha as fuck

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>>133602219
They seem a little scared of not being seen as hyper macho, like they're compensating for something, and they attribute masculine & feminine traits to inanimate objects, like if a car is small, instead of seeing it as just a small car, they see it as 'gay', or 'girly', and become offended, it evokes confusion & rage, odd behaviour all in all.

>>133603199
You seem to understand what I'm suggesting. I always considered alpha males as being guys in suits who were charming, charismatic, and sophisticated. Not only that but they were few and far in between. We sure seem to have a lot of alpha males around these days.

>>133602610
>>133602435
can you please kill yourselves
thank you

>>133603048
how do i stop being a no guns faggit when i'm a poorfag?

>>133602219
>wants to be a subhuman nigger
Oh wait you actually are

>>133602219

Alpha/Beta is this shitty distinction that doesn't work on humans. Shit, it doesn't work on other animals to and was criticized by guy who invented it.

Even if people attempt to use it like a morons they are, they do it wrong. There is far more subtypes than just alpha and betas.

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>>133604160
A fair argument my potato friend.

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You know what we have a lot of on 4chan?
Autistic semi-alphas.
See, some of the characteristics are alpha as fuck. The others really sabotage them though.
>>133603048
>did i mention fuck women
Oh yeah that one is an issue.

>>133604160
yes it does
more test = alpha
less test = beta
you are a low test beta by the looks of it

>>133602219
could be anything tbqh

signs of insecure faggot:
- gun ownership
- pickup truck driver
- Trump voter
- sees distinct line between men and women

signs of a real man:
- college degree
- white collar job
- embraces new cultures and ideas
- willing to admit when wrong
- gentle with women and animals
- looks forward, not back

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>>133604276
The potato man is right. The alpha/beta dichotomy sounds more to me like a do/don't list created by women (I used it because I didn't want to get into finer complexities).

Here's a more in-depth view of what the male social hierarchy probably looks like.

>>133604160
You're a beta male who's in denial that he'll never have good genetics and he will always be inferior to his superiors just because of the way he was born. Fuck off cunt, eugenics are everything in society, without it, society collapses. You are going to be the first to die.

>>133602219
That powerwagon is a stock hieght and isn't lifted at all op

>>133604276

fite me then faggot and we see who will fuck your gf tonight you brown dipshit

being alpha in humans doesn't correlate with amount of testosterone you robot

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>>133602219
Obvious insecurity, it's like those hardcore anti-gay conservatives that turn out to be gay themselves.

>>133604384
>gun ownership
ask me how i know you're a faggot

>>133604384

Says the ass.

>>133604252

High testosterone makes you indifferent, not loud, aggressive and obnoxious.

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>>133604448
>>133604542
fucking beta manlets
when will you learn

>>133604384
I drive a 2011 F-150, Own multiple guns, Trump voter and believe woman should be married and pregnant at all times. Wanna fight about it?

>>133604487

>disagrees with false dichotomy by clearly stating his own opinion
>hurr durr faggot beta male in denial

i think we found a woman guys

>>133604384
>pickup truck driver
so I guess you dont like living in houses now either huh?

>>133604661
holy crap you are the definition of white trash! Nailed all the categories basically.

>>133604744
Houses are ok.. just no country music listenin', pickup truck drivin, southern accent good old boys.. yeeeeee hawwwww

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>>133604661
>>133604884
>Democrat in-fighting

>>133604504
I just pulled up whatever came up first. I actually like the truck.

>>133602219
all the dude that makes that in my country are closet gays.

>>133603554
Using the alpha/beta dichotomy is moronic
And you're using the business marketing cuck definition of alpha at that, stop basing your worldview on internet memes

>>133602219
Alpha: Do what you like.

Beta: Do what you think will impress alpha's.

>>133603869
Address the poorfag problem obviously.

>>133604940
I'de take a Texan over a democrat any day.

>>133602610
i'd bet an alpha dude would like a fag, but only as a cum dump

>>133605276
Texans are the absolute worst, as evidenced by their demonic senator ted cruz. When I hear a texas accent, I immediately assume the person is stupid as fuck, a religious nutcase, or a disgusting racist. Either way, as I was told many years ago.. never trust anyone with a southern accent.

>>133604940

If you have ever owned a house a pickup is pretty much required. A large van might do but a pickup is superior for transporting furniture and other items for your home. The only people who don't have one also tend to have a messy and ugly house.

>>133605268
unironically good advice

fairly alpha, but there are GRADES of alpha. these guys would typically have nothing on an alpha CEO for ex. although, still, the country truck alpha might have a few better qualities the CEO doesnt, and vice versa.

we also have to consider the grade of women the truck dude gets, which is probably mostly party sluts and bar hoppers.

>>133604448
Gamma positive master race coming through...

>>133605430
thats because you are a bigot. Texans are the nicest people you will ever meet.

>>133604940
>he considers himself enlightened and open minded

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>Let's talk about MASCULINITY
What are you, gay?

>>133605276
Also in your ass?

>>133603199
It depends. Here in the states if you drive a regular average sized car, similar to what you guys have over in the UK nobody gives a shit. If you drive a smart car though we'll tease the shit out of you. See the difference?

>>133606023
brush your teeth

>>133602219
I consider someone like Clint Eastwood as alpha. I do not consider someone like The Rock as alpha. OP is describing someone like the rock to a tee.

>>133606409
Agreed. Alpha is a not give a fuck way you carry yourself. Acting alpha and going overboard to show it is a sign of self consciousness and isn't

>>133604547
Yes because people that dislike Muslims must secretly be Muslim themselves.

This isnt Facebook you pleb

>>133604384
>- white collar job
I guess construction is for pussies, then

>>133602219
>I want to hear what you guys think about the stereotypical macho guys. You know, the kind who lift their trucks, play loud music, and drive fast and all that. Are they really alpha males or just insecure closet betas LARPing as alphas?

They are just enjoying their life unlike you basementdweller.

Get a job in the countryside, buy a truck, buy some guns, go hunting and feel your body be purged from the Soyanigger that is keeping your testosterone down.

>>133602219
1st gen rams are absolutely masculine

>>133602219
I think what you're trying to describe is called "having fun". Try it sometime.

>>133602219
I want a statue of Mars.

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>>133602409
>>133603048
>this
Only a beta would cry about/not like this type of shit
Sad thing is, with the Jüden propaganda on the rise half the women these days don't like that shit either. They prefer well groomed numales today. If you find a hot babe who digs you for being alpha, always remember to creampie it

>>133603869
Find a gun store with layaway. Plenty of them have it.

>>133602219
me
t. alpha male

>>133607066
What are you talking about Ameridumb the Nazis were all about grooming and looking civilzed.

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>>133603048
Cave mindset sounds boring as fuck. Just end yourself already disgusting ape.

>uga buga, muh feel good, have gold chain, me rich, makes me feel special snowflake and i'm strong fuck many women.

Literally devolving apes.

>>133602219
I've only seen nu-male and hipsters to cry this is not manly

>>133607937
Well it is manly, but it does not define a man.
I mean, giving a fuck what other men do is cringy, isn't it. Unless it hurts your business but I tend to say it is better to see the opportunities than the hurdles.

Besides, is alpha defined by how fuckable you are to women in their foolish twenties who believe everything that the propaganda machine feeds them? That they should want what they cannot get and that 'bad boys' suits them well?
If so, how are you not enslaved.
To casually appear as such a guy because you don't actually give a fuck and most of the qualities like mental and physic strength or good smell are just convenient - I can live with that.
But anything else is just as pathetic as being a hipster.

>>133604705
holy fug

The most macho guy is a family man. Doesn't get anymore masculine than that.

My best friend fits the description, he's a wannabe nigger who feels sorry for himself while spending thousands of dollars a month of habits like drugs and alcohol. He's a good guy but still it's retarded. He's an insecure beta even if he's good people, and he gets defensive easily which isn't a good trait to have.

>>133602435
>kek flag
>says "boipussy"

You're taking this LARPing as a literal faggot all the way, huh?

>>133604160
Yes there are 76 subtypes, i identify as Alphaomeganian Nonbetarian , ;)))

>>133604384
lol

>>133607066
That's a lie. Women just pretend to not like alphas so you won't suspect them of getting creampied by Chad on the side every weekend. Believe what they do, not what they say.

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>>133607791

>>133602219
This isn't politics or news.

>>>/bant/