/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AN AMERICAN IN PARIS EDITION

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What's the deal with the dude on the right?
He looks like a fucking mad scientist.

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Tweets

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>>133594008
Wakey Wakey /ptg/
Trump's tweeting and 2 more hours till our morning show.

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How do I become more niggardly?

DAMN THIS IS PRETTY COOL

Trump is a Canadian Plant!

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>>133593493
Me on the very rare occasion that I drink Whisky

>>133594064

The chef of the Effel Tower restaurant.

To the French, cooking IS a science.

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>>133594008

Are you ready for Based Nehlen?

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>>133594078
moot become a tranny?

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Uh oh
>Abe approval sinks to 29.9%
>Disapproval 48.6%
Related hashtag trending on twitter

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fuck cnn

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>>133594066
More

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>4am
>playing eroge
>start playing with my phone for a minute
>my president is tweeting

>he doesn't have a military parade
what's wrong with you?

>>133594106
>inb4i should update file name to maganomics

>>133594064
>Wears glasses and a normal chef outfit
If you bogpost I swear to God I'll eat your firstborn

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>>133594056

>>133594008
Top kek at that pic. Your OC OP?

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>>133594008

Who pork rinds here?

>>133594135
he's become the little girl

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>>133594163
fuck obungled care.
MAGA

Link to parade?

>>133594186
continue

>>133594112
Ass licking is the patrician's fetish.

>>133594179
I wish we did

>>133594131
I legitimately wish he could replace Randlet
That fuck needs to go

>>133594234
usually just twice a year.
once every quarter the most.

>>133594193
no blaspheme

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>>133594160

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>NK warns US military bases in S. Korea within striking range
http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20170714000567

>Exclusive: U.S. prepares new sanctions on Chinese firms over North Korea ties - officials
http://in.reuters.com/article/northkorea-usa-sanctions-idINKBN19Z0BX?il=0

>Chinese spy ship found lurking off coast of Alaska during missile defense test
http://www.thenewsrecorder.com/chinese-spy-ship-found-lurking-off-coast-of-alaska-during-missile-defense-test/37653

>'Get used to it' China says as it flies bombers near Japan
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-japan-military-idUSKBN19Z0NO

>Trump ‘Very Likely’ to Say Iran Complies With Nuclear Deal, Says US Official
https://thewire.in/157528/trump-likely-say-iran-complying-nuclear-deal-u-s-official/

>Alleged US helicopters flying over Raqqa region: video
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/alleged-us-helicopters-flying-raqqa-region-video/

>Iran's Secret Missile Factories in Syria
http://www.iranfocus.com/en/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=31769:iran-regime-secret-missile-factories-in-syria&catid=9:terrorism&Itemid=114

>U.S-led Coalition Military Strikes Against ISIS: 13/07/2017 REPORT >>133594265 (Thread with stats)
http://www.inherentresolve.mil/Portals/14/Documents/Strike%20Releases/2017/07July/20170713%20Strike%20Release.pdf?ver=2017-07-13-080705-133

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>>133594112
Hanks going to town on that hot cambodian ass.

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What did he mean by this?

>>133594077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQxiL8ElZA

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>>133594179
We did

Just a reminder that flooding and spamming is against the rules and should be reported. Specially the first post of the series that, of everybody does it, Mods Will wake up.

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>trump's going to serve all 4 years...

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Trump needs to block Jules! I thought he'd already blocked this fag?

>>133594359

gay

at least add that 3rd bun

>>133594324
Yahweh is a pig fucking Sodomite nigger cum drinker. Mary was a loose whore and her bastard was a gay hippie.

>>133594324
I can use Trump's name any way I damn well please

>>133594382
8

>>133594234
I like the hot ones.

>>133594382

>all years

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>>133594339

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Let's see what is in the news today..

>>133594505
Oh wow.

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>>133594505
What in the hell is wrong with these people?

>>133594505
kek, they are really covering that delusional fanfic?

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Macron is actually not being shit here. Noice.

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>>133594230

No, I just came across it. It's from a lousy cartoonist who apparently doesn't like either of them. The original poster art hides his crudeness.

http://www.cagle.com/arend-van-dam/2017/07/an-american-in-paris

Now to see if there's a Trump edit of "One Night in Paris"...

Is Trump the only leader Macaroni invited to bastille day?
Did all the other leaders tell him to fuck off when he invited them?
Kek.

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>>133594505
so now there exists a website with daily content, Twitter accounts, and news about fanfiction if Hillary had won

this is not an isolated incident

>>133594064
it looks like macron is taking his mom and dad to dinner

>>133594505

I legitimately don't know what's real anymore

>>133594359
DUDE

>>133594505
I don't feel sorry for them. All I feel is disgust.

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Thunderbirds practice run
Based

>>133594066
SENATE BTFO

>>133594586
no, this is their original fanfiction

>>133594585
Retards don't work so good if you take their toys away from them
You think this is bad?
Wait until we reactivate https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Alliance_for_the_Preservation_of_American_Ideals and halt all multiculturalism and marxist garbage they love so dearly

>>133594611
>last tango in Paris
>butter scene

Preibus spotted.
>>133594628
More like his grandparents.

>>133594619
> had Bill make pizza
Really made me think (thinking emoticon)

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>>133594446
Hmm, ok then,The President is a Christian man, you shame him, I hope you don't consider you're self a true white conservative.

>>133594612
Only one
It's usually something only the french PM attends but just like with the Saudis Trump is very good at being invited to things other people can't attend

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I'm trying to find harry potter references, no luck so far

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Oh silly honeydrumpfkin sweetie snugglebums... you actually think Drumpf's campaign isn't finished?

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Tanks are here

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>>133594611
How about a Trump edit of 'Last Tango in Paris'

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>>133594570
>>133594585
>>133594586
>>133594631
Don't forget, guys.

http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/

>>133594669
They're like those tales of long time political prisoners making up an universe in their minds to escape the harsh reality they live. Sad!

>>133594761
Not a cuckservative, not a christcuck
Trump is the only thing I name god
You don't like it, block me like the faggot you are

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WEWWW

WHO'S THE SECRET SERVICE QT BEHIND MELANIA?!?

>>133594775
>those WW1 tanks
We steam punk now

>>133594653
God, when are they going to finally finish that tower? It's been half-built for as long as I can remember.
It's getting sad.

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really makes you think..

>>133594773
Wait until lunch :3

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>>133594854
...what?

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>>133594775
>tfw didn't even get 30min warning

>>133594844
I dunno but the bitch has 3 goddamn ahir colors going on and it's triggering me hard

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>>133594797
Nothing surprises me anymore.

>>133594854
?????????

>>133594949
Never asked

>>133594854
Not the only person. I'd imagine Turks would survive the resulting nuclear blast as well.

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>>133594961
have you come for me jacob?

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The Nightly Roundup - 14th July, 2017
Revealing our Trump Card! Edition

Morning
>First formal attempt for impeachment of President Trump is put foward by Rep. Brad Sherman
>The article for impeachment currently has one official supporter, Rep. Brad Sherman, the man who introduced the article
>Pres Trump, Macron and partners dine together at the top of the Eiffel Tower
>Trump presumably shows off his culinary class by having a diet coke, well done steak and a side of ketchup
>Trump also decides to seduce the first lady of France, “Such good physical shape, Beautiful!”
>Russian lawyer at the center of the Don Jr. meeting story has been revealed to have been let into the US by the Obama Justice department without a VISA
>Speculation mounts that lawyer was used as the linchpin for the FISA warrant placed against Trump campaign, situation getting more fishy by the day
>John McCain confirms he was the one who sent through “Pissgate dossier” to the FBI

Afternoon
>Trump administration seriously considering abandoning DACA policy
>KIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD ROOCCK! confirms senate run
>Another person commits “suicide” while looking into Hillary Clinton emails
>Left a note stating “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER” and explains the timing of suicide due to “LIFE INSURANCE OF 5MIL EXPIRING”
>Life insurance does not pay out for suicide, whoops

Evening
>AG Jeff Sessions ordered by court to disclose his Russia contacts
>Sessions submits blank piece of paper
>Trump Says US and South Korea are in renegotiation phase with trade agreements
>Hawaii judge loosens Trump travel ban to allow for Grand Parents and other relatives to be exempt from ban, going over the SCOTUS ruling from June

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>>133594854

>>133594854
Ok i dont get it

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burn.

man guaranteed the tank stalled, fuck

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>https://www.twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/885746581756104705

So how are you american doing with all that gibberish at the parade?

>>133594854
what does that even mean?
trump is alive, but hillary and everyone is dead?
so hillary killed the world?
it does make me think...

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>>133594382
Try 8 sweetie

>>133594844
Isn't she that one in one Arizona outdoors rally? Some anon took pics really close to the stand and she's as cute as that

> the secret service lady will never sit on your face as a last resort measure to immobilize you to prevent you from getting too close to the president

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>>133595049
>>133595042
>>133594984
>>133594945
It's referencing the fact that Trump brings up Hillary a lot when something scandalous happens in his administration.

>>133595068
kek

They are over 100 years old though

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Serious question about the Lebanese Canadian LARPer whatever he is.

I'm half Leb. Had close family members who were members of the Kataeb (Phalangist) party back home and believed strongly in National Socialism. Does this make us LARPers?

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>>133594834
Mr. President would probably like for you to repent. one more (You). God bless, anon

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Wait...I just noticed something...

...Melania doesn't have earlobes?

What?!?

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what the fuck is happening in here

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>>133594797
>click on one of them
>blood runs cold as I realize a full article was written for every last one of these
>multiple stories a day
>every single day
>for six months

>>133595204
*BRRRRAAAAAAPPPP*

>>133595200
ayyy lmao

is macron reading a magazine

>>133595153
Only if you latch no Hitler and the 30s Germany as you imaginary nation instead of the nation you really belong. The problem isn't the ideology, is the fact some of them latched on the last while doing nothing to improve their present.

Is they your case?

>>133595200
skin cancer, had to have it removed for precaution.

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Quintessentially French

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>>133595201
I can't wait to see the real voter numbers and the fucking salt that it'll cause

>>133595035
>Left a note stating “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER” and explains the timing of suicide due to “LIFE INSURANCE OF 5MIL EXPIRING”
>Life insurance does not pay out for suicide, whoops
Not to mention that this guy was obviously smart enough to know that an insurance company is going to fight very hard (and probably get their way) to not pay out if you are admitting in writing that you're attempting to game them in some way.

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>>133595245
and they are all shit

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Reminder

>>133595035
Thank yew, Bruce

>>133595200
You know who else doesnt have earlobes?

ʳᵉᵖᵗiˡiᵃnˢ

>>133594797
>>133595245
Guys...

http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/contact-us

which US troops are walking?

Edouard Philippe looks like a fucking cunt, not even trying to hide his disdain

>>133595291
I mean, I know who I am. I'm not delusional about my blood nor what people would think of me; that said, I still believe strongly that it's humanity's best hope against international jewry. I also love TRS memes and German marching music.

Does that make me a LARPer?

>>133595152
Not an excuse
Kraut tank wouldn't have stalled
Also I'm 90% sure they're reproductions as they wouldn't risk damaging 120 year old relics

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>>133595035
thank you for these round ups anon

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WELL!?

>>133595408
disdain for who? Trump? Has he ever talked shit about him?

>>133595418
Stop feeding the starving bogan anon

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>>133595245
I actually couldn't be happier that a site like that exists. Because you know as soon as the smug pieces of shit who read that unironically for a laugh are done giggling in satisfaction, realization will immediately come crashing in, reminding them that they'll never get to see any of it become a reality.

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Trying to watch the parade
Get a bunch of talking head dipshits in a studio instead

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>>133595315
Pretty sure she's an american..

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>>133595099
*Blocks your path*

These 100y comparisons are amazing. lold at that boat truck vs the bridge layer

>>133595406
There are going to be some F16 and F22 in 10 min
Holy fuck they are going to play daft punk,what a bunch of twats

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>>133595435
IT'S HERE ALREADY AND JUST LIKE I IMAGINED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRjnII_J6rQ

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Christ almighty

>Hillary Clinton sits behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, pulling out a large blue binder and a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack as the leader of the free world. It’s 9:30 p.m., and madam president spent the day successfully rallying House Republicans and Democrats behind a health care bill that will improve upon her predecessor’s landmark initiative, the Affordable Care Act. The bill passed an hour ago, but she isn’t anywhere near done fulfilling her duties to the American people.

>“I won’t be taking any more calls,” Clinton tells senior adviser Huma Abedin, who is walking toward the door near the grandfather clock. “I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”

>Abedin, leaning on the half-open door to one of the most powerful rooms in the world, gives one last look at the president before leaving the White House. “You did a good job today, Madam President.”

>“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

>“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.

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Look, no earlobes!!!

>>133595311

What's the source on that? Is earlobe cancer even a thing?

>>133595320
In the article it seems to imply he wrote that he was sick and had finanical issues in the letter as well. Really dont think the insurance would pay with a note like that. Seems kind of stupid to even put it in the note, like a really week justification to kill yourself

>>133595319
>tfw every excuse they make for not turning the data over is pretty much open admission of the cheating they insist totally didn't happen

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>>133595435

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>>133595623
>>“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.
>>“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds,

>>133595634
It's genetic ya dingus, some people have it like that

>>133595409
> Does that make me a LARPer?
Do you believe living in your head in 1930s Germany or thinking you can raise that back to life is humanity best hope against international jewry? If so sorry to break that to you, you are a LARPer.

Now if what you mean is that you believe that the strength of your country (whatever it is) is in the strength of your community, the bonds that tie your people and are doing everything to improve its conditions much like the German did in the 30s you may be onto something.

The difference is in the implementation: are you living in a delusion where Nazi German never got destroyed (much like the examples above is people living a delusion where Hillary never lost)? If so: LARPer.

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>>133595634
She's never had them

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>>133594008
so what's the deal with trump jr and russian connections? I haven't kept up to date with the news

>>133595634
Some people have connected earlobes, and some people have hanging earlobes.

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>this is why not accepting reality is good

Will Joe ever answer for the brutal murder of Lori Klausutis?

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>>133595623
>“Girls. Girls run the world,”

>>133595736
Trump Jr. got an email from some russian guy and somehow that's his fault and makes him a criminal.

>>133595623
Kek, that's just sad. That's OC from Newsweek? That "Madame president" cover really pushed them into another dimension.

>>133595768
They're like /sg/, living in their own bubble which has already popped but they refuse to acknowledge it.

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What's the point of Trump if Democrats are winning the long game?
The blackpill is too strong

>>133595826
but he admitted getting advice from a russian on some shit t. last night's news

he just got an e-mail from nowhere?

>>133595598
10/10 ending
Also why would you want a waiting that could lock you in your own house and kill you with your ppliances if she gets mad at you?
Did you not watch i, Robot?

>>133595768

wtf i love nuclear holocaust now

>>133595634
It's called she's Slavic dumbass

https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/885777420862803968

What did McMuffin mean by this?

>>133595715
Not really your idea, but at this point what I'm hoping for may be as impossible as reviving the Reich.

You have to remember massive immigration from Palestine and Syria have completely overwhelmed the small Christian majority which voted for far right parties. Perhaps Lebanese Canadian Larper is living in the past because reviving nationalist spirit from the 1930s is like trying to go back to the 1970s in Lebanon.

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>>133595893

>using all those shades of blue

>>133595736
Russian lawyer with an expired visa whose entry was personally approved by Lynch's DOJ emails Don Jr for a meeting with promises of salacious material on Hillary.
Don Jr takes the meeting. There was no material, only bullshit to lobby for adoption.
Nothingburger

>>133595623
I swear to god, people with journalism degrees are more retarded than people with women's studies degrees.

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>>133595768
Meanwhile....

>>133595768
Can you imagine, if the day comes that Hilldawg has to answer for any of her many crimes? They would loseany tiny bit of sanity they have left.
Oh how I would love that.

>>133595727
>Young Melania
Pls stop

>>133595826
And then it turned out the email was sent by the same fags who did the peepeepoopoo dosier.
And Obama & Lynch let the lawyer into the country despite expired documents.
And this was all done to ((((justify)))) the wiretapping they proceeded to brag about for months until Trump mentioned it himself and then they immediately denied.

So yeah, attempting to make a news sensation out of this was a retarded move on their part.

>>133595973
Intent is enough, doesn't really matter if there was material or not

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>>133595893
Dude what the fuck is up with that shit graph. Why is it all blue. lol dumbass

>>133595705
>>“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks,
In her case, the highest bidder.

>>133596025
One was money the other actually gets you something in return for what you spent

>>133596025
Exactly the kind of bullshit stats you would expect from a pozzfeed "contributor". This is what passes for a journalist now.

>>133596059
Subject matter pretty much answers your question for you faggot

>>133596115
He makes a good point though, it's only good when ''our guy'' does it

>>133595386
Just sent them this:

>"Prepper" Appreciation Week Announced

>In her latest progressive move, Hillary Clinton has announced a week to publicly honor cuckolded husbands who dutifully accept the role of "bull prepper", inviting disadvantaged urban youth in to their homes, often several at a time, to create new and exciting sexual experiences for their wives.

>David Cohen-Rabbowitz of the ACLU commented "we strongly approve of the message that this sends out to WHITE MALES who dare to be so oppressive in their thinking that their wives are somehow not allowed to cheat on them with multiple males, with the use of contraception being HER CHOICE, FASCISTS".

>In other news, the economy continues to stagnate and Obamacare has just been bailed out again and no one is talking about it because, friendly reminder, anyone who tries to talk about the economy is making the President look bad and therefore you are obviously a Russian agent liable to blackmailed by CNN and ultimately prosecuted.

>Thank you for this modern progressive America, Madame President.

For fuck sake is there even a stream with non retarded cameramen? I want to.see the fucking parade, not Macron

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>>133596115
You just sound either really at or really skinny. Either way physically weak.

Was that part of your plan?

How is Macron presented in the US medias? Is he even talked about?

>>133596247
Why not just turn your tv on

>Military parades in 2017

I thought Macron was a Progressive

>>133596311
Like a white Obama.

>>133596341
I fucked it up

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>>133595964
Seems like bait. I don't think Reince is one of theirs.
>>133596220
nice

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>>133595969
Not that impossible, I believe in our lifetime Christians in that region will pick up weapons and do it like the Kurds. A much easier proposition and one that would have succeeded in the 80s if not for international meddling.
Borders aren't supposed to be agreed upon lines in the sand enforced by foreign powers. Borders are supposed to be lines of guaranteed death for anyone crossing uninvited. There will be peace in that region until all parties duck it out and draw their borders in a river of blood. That's what happened in Western Europe with the Versailles treaty borders being erased and rewritten in blood and that's what is happenning in the Middle East.

>>133594064
Literally palpatine I'm fucking shaking

USA

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>>133595245
It loops back to being funny

>>133596354
No, he's King Jupiter. He's a legit wildcard at this point -- nobody on /pol/ can even figure out his endgame.

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>>133595598

>>133595053
I find it hilarious how the only thing they can come up with is "le running the country" and "looking buzzay xD"

For women even leadership positions are just a fashion accessory

>>133596505
I hope he is the second coming of napoleon desu

>>133594129
Underrated

>>133596505
>Frenchie
>Has an ugly as fuck crone for a wife.

Even the French don't know if he is really one of them.

>>133596584
>Has an Aryan wife

good enough for me

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>>133595623
>“Girls. Girls run the world,

>google this
>it's a reference to an anarcho commie beyonce video

Females were a mistake.

>>133596505
I think right now he can see that the EU is going to fail and is making moves to make France the new dominant power in Europe when it does

They are talking shit about Trump saluting the soldiers

>>133596553
how many brunches are in this fake timeline i wonder

>>133595053
>3AM: Haven't had any time to answer that call, too busy getting some sleep, zzzzz

>Trump clapping furiously
heheh

>>133596660
Who?

>>133596739
Tv pundits

>>133596410
Last time that happened we got fucking raped by the Syrians, all the major political parties turned into controlled op and the true believers shot in the head. Israelis did fuck all to help us despite their 'intervention' (lol). Those crates full of guns American Christians sent our parents mattered dick-all when there weren't boys to put behind them.

Even if there were to be a coup tomorrow it would probably last a few hours at most considering everyone in the cities now is Muslim. When I visited Beirut in 2009 or so it was a huge deal that there was a picture of Mary next to the elevator in one of the apartment complexes I stayed at.

This military parade is really blowing my mind
I didn't know Western countries still did this

>>133596759
They'll really start bitching when Trump is ordering soldiers to put their Commie heads on pikes.

>>133596739
(((them)))

>>133596759
I've yet to see Macron salute at all

>>133595893

lmao did you ask portumoor to make that graph ahahaha

>>133596505
It's not fucking hard.

>us spent millions on export infrastructure for L.P.
>France has ports leading to the entirety of Europe
>instead of dealing with Russia and the middle East they can deal with the US
>they can be the new middle man in the region with billions going into their coffers as a result
>this in turn will be used to placate muslims and assorted shitskins they have no intention of ever kicking out

France is still fallen, but they have a big payday coming in if they can play nice to Trump. I don't give a shit, they are nothing but an additional cash flow for the US energy sector, maybe we'll have to take away their nukes eventually when they finally collapse Camp of Saints style but until then they need gas to heat their commie blocs

>>133594066
the guy in white is the scientist that created macron?

>>133596792
only the french and russian ones are mainstream to my knowledge

>>133596660
Good to know the media are leftist faggots no matter where you go. (besides Saudi Arabia for some reason)

>>133596834
They don't do that anon, so stop waiting

>>133596792
oh and the north korean one of course

>>133594066
>roasting the fuck out of the GOPe
Nice

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>>133596839
How you gonna compete with the EU army though?

>>133596650
this. and i think he's pulling a Putin, using the globalists to get to power, then ditch them at first chance. Or it's some new strategy with the Globals and Macron. Maybe they realized their game wasn't working so they are trying to beat Trump at his own game. I'm excited to see his endgame

>All this whiteness
Beautiful

>>133596834
That's only an american thing

>>133596887
>for some reason

It's a totalitarian hellhole.

>>133596839
We don't need your gas though, we are already producing more energy than we need

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>>133596792

This is really small scale compared to what Best Korea does.

>>133594341
Fucking uppity ass chinks. Trade war and them going back to cannibalism when?

>>133597006
What other countries have a leader that can take a military role?

>>133596505
At this point I'm just along for the ride senpai
Trump is driving this crazy train and in totally fine with it

>>133595634
>What's the source on that? Is earlobe cancer even a thing?
this was the funniest thing ever, laughing so hard i could hardly breathe. ok, you win.

>>133596025
Media shilling against Assad is a lot stronger now than 4 years ago

>>133597043
it would be bigger if 1/4 of french peoples were in it.

>failed Obamacare replacement
am i bein perusaded?

>>133595745
No earlobes = non-white.

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>>133595992
You'd see some become an hero for the cause

>>133597036
The rest of the europoors still need it.

>>133597178
There will be no replacement. Trump promised straight repeal, anything he said after that was 4d chess.

>>133595323
I think it's great that some libshits have become so butthurt that they need to construct alternate realities just to cope.

>imagine being one of those guys playing those wind instruments or the horns
How don't they drop dead from lack of oxygen I wonder

>>133597283
Frenchies are natural cocksuckers

>>133597283
did u forget about noses

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>>133595598
i am booty bothered by this

>>133597283
circular breathing

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What gun is this? A French AK?

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Just found this

>>133597351
I mean you got to be lighthead from blowing them horns for hours

>>133597342
ENOUGH

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Joe's kids are ugly.

>>133597374
It's a FAMAS

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>>133597374
Please never visit /k/

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>>133597462
The absolute state of this website.

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>>133597415

>100% white

>>133596790
Yeah, that was unfortunate but I don't believe that will be forever. This Syrian civil war really seems to have pushed Syrians (specially alawis) away from Palestinian and pan arab aspirations and, if they don't interfere, making a part of Lebanon Christian again is not impossible.

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>>133597415
>Joe's a Congregationalist
Explains a lot

>>133597415
I'd fuck Joenette.

>hk 416 with bayonet

muh dick

Trump is happy as fuck

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>>133597374
>tfw Saint-Étienne is closing down as the French phase the FAMAS out
>tfw they'll shit it out to their shithole former colonies or just crush them up and FAMAS kits will never come here

>>133596419
underrated

So many niggers in the french parade.

>>133597389
When you're a musician that plays an instrument with a mouthpiece your lungs become stronger than a normal person's and you build a tolerance for breath conservation
Also learn proper breathing techniques so you can breath through your nose properly
>>133597462
Or if he wants to protect his booty

>>133594270
randlet is fun
paul ryan is an oportunist ass all the way

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>>133597518
True, then you have niggers like Beyonce naming her son "Sir"

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uh...

>>133597566
He loves military parades, he promised to bring them back here but I think it'll have to wait.

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WUZ BETHOVEN N SHIIEEEET

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>>133597568
Why live?

>>133597631
> we wuz nobility and shit

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>>133597687
>he wants a FAMAS

>>133597631
...why the fuck are the babies white?

>>133597677
like the Hitler comparison aren't enough already

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>>133597680
That Trump comment about "we composed symphonies" really took a toll at them didn't it? Trump's version of "how can other races even compete"

>>133594852
kek

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lol

>>133597630
Randlet wants to get rid of the Confederate flag he could fucking tapdance every time he makes a motion in the floor and I would still want him gone
Besides the fucker is an obstructionist

welp it's boring now

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Too bad he wont win

>>133595069
Top Bantz

>>133597784
can't tell if you're false flagging

All these vehicles running for this parade can't be good for the environment.

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>>133597715
What are you going to do? Shoot ARs your whole life?

>>133597715
There are literally hundreds of people on this site that willingly buy commieehit weapons, it could be a lot worse than FAMAS love my man

>>133597819
Yeah, Warren has that shit on lock, which is a bummer, because he seems to be /ourpoo/.

How's the parade going? All the white people left in Paristan show up?

>>133595201
That beer needs to be 80% head

>>133597851
Fuck the environment

>>133597755

The irony is Poland is one of the weakest Euro countries in terms of symphonic composers. Not one considered top tier.

>>133597881
I wouldn't touch an AR if my life depended on it.
>>133597882
Commieshit is the pinnacle of intermediate platforms.

>>133597716
hasn't she always been light skinned? He's black as fuck though.

>>133597831
I'm serious
After The Roofening™ a reporter asked him about his feelings on the Confederate flag and he said " I think it belongs in a museum"

I'm enjoying the fuck out of this parade. I know God-Emperor is loving it too. Hopefully we see a military parade under the rule of the Trumpire.

>>133597521
You say that. Personally I am a pessimist. I don't even entertain fantasies of a Pinochetian military coup anymore. We are a lot like Turkey, or maybe Soviet Union after the Great Purges. There is almost no one at all to oppose 'based' Hezbollah and to forcibly deport the something like 2 million illegal immigrants from Syria alone (compared to a pop of something like 10 mil).
Nearly everyone worth a damn (read: rich, white, connected) ran away when it was realized Christians would not win the country in the 80s and 90s.
The rest hid, were killed, and the controlled op is so obvious that even our main far-right newspaper bashes Trump.
In short: I would love to return, but there is truly nothing to return to. The moment there is blood in the streets I will fly there no matter how futile, but I would just die a useless death if I went now.

>>133597938
Why is it ironic, Poland was always irrelevant

>>133597946
>Commieshit is pinnacle
>Hates ARs
Get the fuck off my clay you faggot fuck

>>133597715
>he doesn't want a FAMAS
I'd rock that with a Manhuirn

>>133597755
>we composed symphonies really took a toll
Because it's one of the easiest ways to get white people proud of their race. Classical music, symphony, opera, these are one of the absolute pinnacles of white culture. It's the universal standard for good music, and it has "MADE BY WHITES" stamped all over it. They hate it.

>>133597969
and what, he's still the best conservative congressman

>>133597716
They are just light skinned blacks, they will get darker as they get older.

>>133597766
checked

Hillary doing her best attempt at "kindly human" face but you can see in her eyes the creeping awareness that she and her team have been wrong about so many things and it's possible that this photo is a bad idea, too.

baking, suggest an OP image

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>>133597662
can I have a quick rundown on this guy?

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