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>>133584896
DO IT. FUCKING SECEDE!!!!!!

>>133584896
Zero percent chance. It's good living here. Revolts happen when living isn't good.

>>133584896
OUT OUT OUT

>>133585128
very ture

>thinking any of your enemies want you in the union
Conservatives in California would probably vote independence just to take one for the team.

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This whole Calexit thing was pushed by Ruskie agitpropsters.

It's a nothing burger.

>>133584896
>how likely
Literally 0 percent chance.

I wish it'd happen though. We'd be IMMEDIATELY brought back into the fold by force and the state would get hard reset once all the "freedom fighters" get their shit stomped by drone strikes.

>thinking trump is bad enough that California must destabilize itself
Pathetic.

>>133584896
>Caleix happens
>Immediately, millions of South and Central Americans jump their border thinking they will have an open door policy and get gibs.
>California quickly becomes an isolationist, righting state and they build a wall
That's how it would happen too.

>>133585128
This, real revolutions happen when its too bad for the people to live in their conditions and they havr nothing to lose. Antifa fags are just bitching they wont do anything too important

>>133584896
If these punks actually did take up arms against this nation I would be one of the first to ship out and put a bullet in their empty heads. ANTIFA are lunatics.

I would join militias death squads the would raid the shit out of the new "country" the USA would not only allow it but low key sponsor it while talking peace and shit with commiefornia.Not to mention the cartels that would start hitting form the south.Hell id settle for taking sniper pot shots at their "border guards"

>>133585128
Exactly. Zero chance.

>>133584896
they are in actuallity lazy cunts and all that revolution crap is just a excuse to continue being lazy cunts. They never do shit as long as they have 3 meals a day and a tv.

>>133584896
we aren't that lucky.

>>133584896
Read some of this in a story time on /co/ yesterday.

What i found most odd was how many of the folks in that comic had guns, even though California is notorious for its anti-gun culture

Also i had harty keks at Darth Steve Jobs.

>>133585443
>Taking commiefornia back
>Not letting it become the failed state it is bound to become without union tax money

It's like you dont know how to properly punish people, sometimes the worst punishment is to let them live with their stupidity.

>>133585698
>even though California is notorious for its anti-gun culture
the comic book kikes don't need facts and logic

>>133584896
Non- Existent Moron, then again your knowledge on this subject is prolly as vast as the point behind the Electoral College. Go back to Soros and tell him I deserve to be paid more than you retarded ass.

Even if something like this were to happen wouldnt it really only be the cities that secede anyway?

>>133584896
zero, they know that they cant charge their iphones and virtue signal on FB for easy likes without power and water from other states

>>133585815
I'm from commiefornia and I want nothing more than to see the fucking smartphone socialists driven from the Golden State's shores.

>>133584896
>Honestly, how likely do you think it is that California attempts a real revolt or secession during this administration?

literally 0

>>133584896
None. The military would force them back in.

>>133584896
Calexit was nothing but a temper tantrum by Trump haters. At its height it only had like 30% approval in polls. If California actually tried breaking away by force they would get their shit pushed in by both loyalist citizens and the U.S. military

>Calexit happens
>excluded from EC
>bye Dems, forever

Well at least the artist accurately portrayed the exact amount of Californians that actually own guns on the cover

>>133585416
THIS. The dude that started it actually lives in Russia now. No fucking joke, google it.

>>133584896
Of all the things not to happen this is not happening the most.

The outcome would be hilarious though, all we would need to do is shutoff their water.

It's not a revolt if you become the first state to get kicked out.

>>133585698
In terms of sheer numbers, not per capita, California has more guns than any other state except Texas.

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>>133584896
>Honestly, how likely do you think it is that California attempts a real revolt or secession during this administration?
LOL
>try to secede
>without a military
>the confederacy tried it and lost WITH a military and multiple states.
The American military would be so far up their ass they would cough gun powder. The U.S. would never give up such strategic Pacific staging grounds and ports. No fucking chance.

>>133584896
I'd love nothing more than to see them do it. It would be suicide.

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>>133584896
>leftists build a wall to keep people from fleeing their communist hellhole to the capitalist states

Boy, East Germany must be right up their alley.

>>133584896
No chance remember cali gets most of it's water and power from other states. Plus mainland cali is mostly republican so that leaves cali with what 2 cities that will slither into shit within a day of secession.

>>133585128
Only pleb revolts happen when times are bad. Actual revolutions happen when the middle class starts to lose wealth while the rich are rapidly gaining. Remember the phrase "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times".

>>133584896
good riddance, california.

and don't come crying to us when The Big One finally hits and tears your cities to shit.