/pol/ BT- wait what

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>>133579644
That's disgusting.

>>133579644
>blaming sharting on porn
american education

>>133579644
SHART
IN
MART

WEIMERIC LEADING THE CHARGE

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Okay then.

how will we ever recover? shart in mart is not just a meme?

>>133579644
I'm not entirely sure if that's how muscles work.

>>133579644
>americanconservative
fake news

>>133579737
To be fair, it is porn. Anal is pure conditioning.

While a man can appreciate a nice ass, there is literally nothing attractive about a rectum. It's where poop comes from.

You're constantly being bombarded with anal in porn, and American TV. I remember vividly that show about firefighters where the "protagonist" loved anal sex the best and it was made aparent in virtually every episode. Confused the shit out of me.

Don't stick it in the pooper. It's a meme.

>>133579644
How young are we talking here? Like 16 or Muslim wife territory? Sounds like bullshit

>>133579723
I think I like it

>>133579644
Thats anti LGBT Fk off op. Ass holes don’t stretch like vaginas do.

Who wants to bet that at least 50% of the visitors to this website love watching anal porn?

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>>133579644
Not suprising.

>>133580123
Too lazy to look up the article, but considering there was a Teen Vogue piece about anal sex I would assume pretty young.

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first shart in mart
now shit on dick
my country is an embarrassment

>>133580293
That's probably a reasonable figure. It's tough to get away from once you're into it, but I like the humiliation factor. Gotta stop it though.

So what's the truth? Sex activist people and even doctors will always say you can't injure your rectum this way, that it's a myth pushed by Puritans, then again we have goatse, this, that gay guys article on that other thread? Are we gonna have a generation of incontinents?

>>133580120
the only time i've ever seen anal referenced on tv from memory in the last probably 10 years is game of thrones once or twice

other than that, none. porn sure, but i seek out anal because anal is HOT because it's verboten and degrading to women and i want to cause them as much pain as possible for some inexplicable reason which may very well be due to porn, but i've been jerking off to bdsm since i discovered hogtied at like, age 12

so i'm pretty sure porn just bring out the worst in us vs manipulates us

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>>133579644
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's not how that works. This is yet another example of Christcucks trying to tell you where you can't put your penis.

t. assfucks my wife

>>133580880
>t. assfucks my wife

HA, you fucking cuck, give a high five to t. for me

>>133579644
thats bullshit.

the shit the comes out of your ass is way bigger than any cock that slides in tbqh

atleast for me it is, but im vegan

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>>133580972
>being this new

>>133581044
>vegan
>is a faggot
like pottery

>>133580880
t. homo

>>133581044
im not sure how to respond to that statement....... you opened the door.

Sure if u ram a fucking coke can up there. I'm pretty sure it has to do with bad preparation and training, there is pornstars with seemingly pristine asshole but can still gape after like half the scene (Phoenix Marie).

roasties btfo

>>133579644
In the American Deep South it is common for """traditionalist Christian girls""" to get fucked in the ass in order to """preserve their virginity"""

I'm not joking. It happens a lot. These whores actually think sodomy makes them more pure than girls who have vaginal intercourse.

>>133579842
Shart in mart
I love /pol/ memes

>>133580120
This. It is disgusting

>>133580120
>there is literally nothing attractive about a rectum
Sure there is. Anal sex is warmer, tighter, and more degrading to women. It's pretty good.

>>133580194
>Ass holes don’t stretch like vaginas do
Yes they do. That's why faggots have training regimes of sticking ever wider plugs up there in order to stretch it out.

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>>133580680
Maybe people shouldn't just pound away like it's done in porn.
Rough sex should only be vaginal since the vag was made to take a beating.
When I have anal with my gf (almost exclusively when she's menstruating since we both prefer vaginal) we both enjoy it done slowly. It feels great to have her so tight around my dick and she says that the anal stimulation is like a constant g-spot.
>but poo-poo
Baby wipes and a high fiber diet solves that. If your girl is eating pulled pork sandwiches and fried chicken never go near her ass. My gf is vegetarian and I've never once had shit-dick.

>>133580880
>little girls have the exact same pelvic anatomy as adult women

Please stop. Why do you think homosexual men need surgery to prevent anal prolapse? Sodomy isn't healthy.

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>>133579737
>>133579842
I'm probably going to regret this but I feel that pic related is relevant to your interests

>>133579644
I've never understood the appeal of doing anal. Why would you when there is a perfectly good vagina inches away?

>>133580293
Don't get the appeal at all. All it has going for it is "It shouldn't go in there but they're putting it in there anyway!".

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>>133580736
Several tv shows, including 'House of Lies', made a big deal out of anal sex being something Mormons do regularly as a way around the prohibition on premarital sex. I don't watch a lot of tv but wouldn't be surprised if there were a lot of this normalization going on.

>tfw my gf left because I didn't want to fuck her in the ass

What the hell is wrong with women?

i fist my wifes arse and she shits just fine. i stretch out all her holes so she can birth me many sons without ripping herself open

Rod Dreher is a retard. It's sad that Pat Buchanan's journal has fallen into his hands.

>>133580736
>but i seek out anal because anal is HOT because it's verboten and degrading to women and i want to cause them as much pain as possible for some inexplicable reason
>jerking off to bdsm since i discovered hogtied at like, age 12
>which may very well be due to porn

No of course not goy, there's nothing wrong with porn. It's natural and harmless...

>>133581576
wtf

sounds like you dodged a bullet

>>133581427
>Why do you think homosexual men need surgery to prevent anal prolapse

Wait what. I have never heard of this.

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>>133581427
>Sodomy isn't healthy.
I just like the idea of my gf body literally absorbing my nut into her blood stream through her guts.

I'm sorry I'm such a degenerate

>>133580604

I dont see the big deal. if shes into it, and shes ready for it, go wild. I dont see why people make such a big deal out of what others choose to do in the privacy of their bedrooms. Someone explain to me why experimenting in the bedroom is so wrong? Is it because Fox News told you?

The funniest thing is, conservatives always want the government to stay out of their lives, but they are the first to tell women what they can and can't do with their bodies

>>133580880

It's like the old adage that promiscous women are "loose", which is a ridiculous concept, how is taking a dick in your vagina everyday from different men prone to stretch you out anymore than your husband dicking you everyday?

>>133581756
sodomy is a man fucking a man

pro tip: God doesnt care if you like to fuck your wife in the ass occasionally

>>133580120
When I started watching porn, my friends would always be recommending certain films and a few were so hyped up about anal penetration scenes... I though "shit... this sounds like next level I need action." Watching a rectum getting penetrated for the first time killed my boner... and since then, if there's anal in a porn scene, I skip over it or just stop watching completely.

I feel like people with rectal fetishes have some deep issues that need to be addressed. It's not normal behavior. I want a woman with an ourglass shape, big tits and a little bit of bush being fucked in her wet pussy... that is the biggest turn on bar none and nothing else (not even oral) comes close...

>>133581356
No wonder im not queer i like tight holes

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>>133581345
This guy gets it

>>133581809
>roasties arent real


kys

>>133581867
Im almost compelled to do a thorough exegetical study of the text to note the validity of your claim

but that's basically irrelevant atm
>gf
I gotta buy a ring

>>133581345
Meh, a lot less texture and friction going on in the poop chute. Plus it isn't tight enough to have to deal with the smell.
Vagina is overall superior in my opinion.

>>133580120
>literally nothing attractive about a rectum.
>It's where poop comes from.
pick one

>>133581797
Ummm not sure but I didn’t see anal fucking on fox news while watching earlier but I did have to go take a shit.

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPfffflflplpltf

>>133580880
Idk if its Jewish trickery or not, but I don't care because my wife and I are still having white children.

I love buttfucking her. My dick going all the way up into her guts feels great.

Mainly, its a pleasant contrast to the pussy.

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>>133579644

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>>133579644

avoid the rectal jew

>>133581459
if she has a digestive disorder then how is she eating so much?

>>133581881
I get you, but the pornographic depiction of anal is gross.
When my gf is on her period we'll spoon and I'll penetrate her ass and we go slow. It's the closest we can get, and she's even mentioned that the stimulation from anal dulls the menstrual cramping pain.

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>>133581809
"Loose woman" refers to loose morals, i.e. a whore shunned by society. Kind of an antiquated concept in this jewed feminist slutwalk world, I know.

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>>133580120
>Nothing attractive about a rectum. It's where poop comes from.
>Let's do it in the hole where piss, blood, shed uterine tissue, and various discharges invariably drip

>>133581345
>warmer
No.
>tighter
No.
>more degrading
Yes.
Worth it.

>>133582024
>Plus it isn't tight enough to have to deal with the smell.
This sentence begs three questions:
Do you know that enemas exist for this purpose?
What kind of an anal whore has anus this loose?
Do you have a pencil dick?

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>>133579644

>>133582142

who wants to bet hitler was gay? I mean the walk? And the dancing? And those tight outfits? I mean come onnnnn

Modern American parents have to wonder if their 6 year old daughter is shitting the bed because she had too much anal

SO PROGRESSIVE

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>>133579644
that site is like the onion you fucking dingo

>>133579644
YOU ONLY HAD TO POO IN LOO! IT'S TOO LATE NOW!

>>133582217
this

the vagina is far, far more conducive to bacterial growth than the anus.

the anus is self cleaning

>stop being so sex negative!
>just because i have to wear a diaper in my 30s doesn't mean i'm not still desireable

just imagine it. a woman over 35, and you have to go to the sore to pick up diapers for your downy child, and diapers for your incontinent wife

>>133582310

heh funny coming from someone with that flag. Did you know conservatives are the biggest consumers of porn in the US?

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>>133582217
Inta wa7ad louti... akid min Beirut aw Trablous...

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Repeat after me; there is NOTHING wrong with getting poop on your dick.

>>133582417
other way around, actually

>>133580880
You don't have a wife.

>>133582175
wow nice

genuinely surprised and pleased

>>133582492
I said it in a post above and I'll say it again.
This is a literal non-issue if your girl eats enough fiber and doesn't eat fried foods.

>>133582487
Still better than a flag cunt habibi

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>>133581631
>i fist my wifes arse and she shits just fine.

>i stretch out all her holes so she can birth me many sons without ripping herself open

out of her ass?

>>133582217
Piss doesn't come from that hole dipshit. The other matter only comes a few days a month. Avoid sex during that time. Shit comes out the rectum everyday. Stop justifying your degeneracy! GET OFF MY BOARD!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>133582217
That comparison is bullshit on so many levels.

>>133579644
the only time you get seepage is if you just got gaped like no other for like three hours straight and it clears up within a day. honestly even a 10 inch monster won't make you crap your pants. what are these noobs even doing?

>>133582460
How in the fuck can you even begin to qualify a statement like that? This should be interesting...

>>133582617
Why should anyone have to change there diet because you wanna be a t.homosexual
If you fuck a girl in the ass why not just get a trap to fuck instead.

>>133582244
>Do you know that enemas exist for this purpose?
Enemas get rid of the solids and liquids, not the gasses. Still smells like shit even if your dick comes out clean.
>What kind of an anal whore has anus this loose?
The regular kind.
>Do you have a pencil dick?
Eh, it gets the job done, but it is nothing to 'muh dick' about. Besides I'm not saying that assholes are loose, unless you're dealing with an anal whore, but it isn't that much tighter than an average vag to have to deal with the downsides.

>>133582454
It's impossible to watch an Audrey Hollander scene without thinking this, bitch can literally fit a traffic cone up there, she's surely going to have all her internal organs falling out of her arse in old age.

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>>133580736
>>133580880
>>133581345
>>133581361
>>133581631
>>133581797
>>133581867
Crucify yourselves, degenerates.

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THIS THREAD

>>133579644
LOL

>>133580120
anal porn is just a way to introduce and swap a male ass with a female ass to help condition the society in an effort to pursue their occult agenda.

>>133579947

If you mess with your asshole enough then you risk anal prolapse.

Older people are more susceptible to it but to hear it happen in young girls is pretty damn impressive.

The amount of butt stuff they have to do to achieve that is insane.

>>133582697
I'm not advocating assfucking here, but the "ew poop comes from here" argument is pretty weak.

>>133581867
It may be a surprising thing to you, but having anal is exactly the same with men and women.

>>133582217
>Hmm, one is designed to have my dick put in it, one is not... which one to fuck?

>>133582840
It's not a diet change for her as she's already a vegetarian and avoids those foods. Also I mentioned previously I only have anal when she's on her period since I still do prefer vaginal.
Vaginal is leaps and bounds more intimate.

>>133582852
>the gasses
you're doing it wrong. it should smell like lube with a slight odd sweet smell. it doesn't smell like fart or shit. enemas aren't enough though, you really need full scale colon cleansing.

>>133582626
Lol... walla tamant beli 3al wada3 b'baladna... shi te3tir... rjel ma fi

>>133583070
Correct
See >>133583012

>>133580120
At the end of the day we are still primates and some urges are pure instict, such as the urge to put your dick in a hole and dominate another person while doing so. Most people control these urges though

>>133583028
Fuck off, puritan faggot

>>133580120
I think fingering the pooper while she is cowgirling you is where we should draw the line.

>>133583070
one is designed to create child support payments too.

>hate condoms
>like anal
>fuck gf's in the butt
>one day
>pain
>go to doctor
>have infection in urethra
>antibiotics
>the antibiotics, they do nothing
>go to ER
>infection has travelled up urethra into bladder
>by the way, at this point in considering cutting my dick off because pissing is indescribably painful
>admitted
>spend 3 weeks in ICU, fighting infection with extremely powerful antibiotics
>live
>but kidneys are partially destroyed from the medicines
>have to go on dialisys several times a month
>life expectancy reduced by decades

0/10, would not recommend, not worth it at all

>>133583198
>yes goy... even the Nazis know that procreation is wrong

>>133583070

The one that makes her scream and bleed more often.

>>133582878
bruh, i bet you aint even washed in the Blood of the Lamb

>>133582852
this anon has never had anal

>>133583272
no. i'm just saying you really have to trust your bitch to not fuck you over.

>>133583028
yeah, sodomy is sodomy, but with your phrasing a blowjob is exactly the same from men and women

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>>133583142
>rjel ma fi
Pic related is what you sound like

>>133582917
>sex with a woman
>evoking the wrath of the lord of thunder

>>133583208
Were you a dumb and didn't piss immediately after anal? Did you just go to bed after doing it or something?

>>133579737
Porn is yet another Talmudic trick to bring about societal destruction.

>>133582629
have fun when your wife bitches to you about the shit coming out of her vagina from the hole little timmy ripped through her vagina to her ass

>>133583326
Have fun at the next Pride event ... Wel3ane...

>>133583208
>play stupid games
>win stupid prizes

>>133583175
I'm not puritan. Degenerate mad? (yes you are)

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>>133583433
Will do bb

>>133583410
Yeah, I pissed, did it all correct and I still got sick.

>>133581459
poo in loo?

>>133582986
this guy gets it

>>133583564
Fug, guess I'll start wrapping up.

>>133579644
S
H
A
R
T

I
N

M
A
R
T
You huys never cease to surprise me

>>133583028
sex between two men is a nearly violent act, it's not natural

>>133583554
La tahkalo lal ham...

>>133583324
>sodomy is sodomy
someone never read the Bible

sodomy is laying with men. kissing a man romantically is sodomy. touching his dick is sodomy. fucking him is sodomy. caressing him and cuddling is sodomy.

fucking a woman in any fashion can never be sodomy.

>>133581459
>Shollenberger
>Stolenberger
Damn so close

>>133580120
>there is literally nothing attractive about a rectum. It's where poop comes from.

Yeah, I never understood how people could be so turned on by it. I don't think the extra tightness is worth all the preparation you have to take to avoid getting shit everywhere.

>>133583524
>change from gasden to UN flag

Sorry, but slippery slope arguments are for cuckservatives. Which it sounds an awful lot like you are.

You can't call out faggotry or Jewry for what it really is, yet you easily label anal sex for married couples 'degenerate'

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>>133579644
Still a better love story than twilight

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>>133580301
Not at all

>>133584008
Too soon, what the fuck man.

S
H
I
T

O
N

D
I
C
K

AMERISHARTS ARE DONE FOR!

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>>133583376
Anal sex gets you a minor shock.

Gay anal sex introduces you to the Zeus Juice.

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Degenerates

>>133579644
>tfw no incontinent diaper gf

>>133583695
>the one thread about shitting that isn't about india
>india still chooses to get involved in it

Be thankful it isn't you before we suggest the loo.

>>133582629
shitskin sons & daughters

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Anal can be practical at times

>>133582629
That's where lawyers come from.

>>133582986
This. they like to use trannies as well.

Anal sex is good, but only if you helicopter. Fucking broke my ceiling fan last time.

>>133579644
Ive done it with women but not anymore. It's such a hassle. It takes forever to get my dick in there. Period blood seems cleaner than the lube juice by the time I'm done. It seems so exciting until it's done then I just feel a little gross and feel it wasn't worth it. I can make my woman cum like crazy by just fucking her right in the pussy and I'm satisfied with that

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>>133579644
>tfw qt3.14ies like Koni Demiko are walking around shitting their pants
Girl does anal in like every scene and she's been active for 5+ years, no way she isn't pooping her pants.

are the faps honestly worth it? These girls are often beautiful and could be decent wives. Instead they become glam-whores because its lucrative short term.
Its sort of depressing when you think how many attractive women are being lost to porn whoredom.

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>>133583421
>mfw i heard this is a real thing a year ago

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>>133584592
That post may have been confusing for some

>>133580120
This guy gets it. Their vag stimulation actually gets degraded over time from regular ass stretching. Women who get their asses sorted out often report having more intense orgasms.
But these are young girls. Teenagers that are shitting themselves from getting fucked apart. The west is basically kill and it's time to batten down the hatches guise.

Consider marrying ASAP, marrying foreign or moving. Especially you gen Z lurkers.

>>133583870
Because it is a meme. Anal is something you're supposed to do if you have a midlife crisis or get diagnosed with a terminal illness. Just something to try later if you get bored with things. Not a way of life. (((They))) are at a dinner party laughing right now about Paris becoming a blacked shithole and lily white American teen girls shitting themselves from getting their asses stretched.

(((They))) have objectively won.

The weirdest to me is the concept of "eating ass". Like yeah, I guess faggots have always fucked eachothers asses, because they had no other choice, but why would you want to lick someone's poop out of their butthole?

Apparently this isn't even a meme. There are hundreds of people right this very moment slurping shit out of another person's anus. Can someone please explain this meme to me? It's baffling.

>>133581462
It's about pushing boundaries and claiming control over the female's body.
I do it once in a blue moon to remind her of who she belongs to. Women secretly love it anyways.

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>>133584354

>>133585050
I think you're just gay. If you want to push boundaries, go make a film. Fucking someone in the ass is the opposite of pushing boundaries. It's being a literal faggot.

>>133584008
>>133584052
Quick rundown?

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>>133584978
>(((They))) have objectively won.
This. Wake up and smell the fucking roses

>>133581809
That's the point, idiot. Any amount of dicking will eventually degrade the muscle tissue in the vaginal area, but everyone knows that women in relationships have less sex than your everyday thot. It's common sense.

>>133580120
This guy gets it. Anal isn't nearly as good as pussy, and the risk of STD's is exponentially higher during anal than any other type of sex.

>>133584988
pure degeneracy, plain and simple

>>133584988
For fucks sake they have to clean their ass first ofc

>>133580120
It's because of circumcision. This is why it's really popular with amerifarts.
The vag doesn't need to be the tightest thing in the universe for it to feel good when you can get your glide on, but because of no glide for cutfags they need the hole to be really tight.

>>133581576
Dodged a bullet there, champ.

If she likes being absolutely humiliated during sex, or any other part of life, she has something seriously wrong with her.

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>>133584052
Oh shit wrong picture I meant to post this

>>133579644
Hahahaha

>>133580120
this Croat knows his stuff

>>133585714
>asshole
>tight

the first millimeter sure but after that it's literally like fucking air. you might as well jerk off with a death grip at that point.

>>133585714
Are asses consistently tighter?

Asking for a friend.

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Anal sex is real
Anal sex isreal
Anal sex israel

>>133582417
This is a true statement, but anal sex is exponentially more dangerous for both parties. The vagina actually has a pretty good immune response, whereas the rectum does not. Ever wonder why so many gay men have AIDS?

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>>133579644

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>>133585184
Ya sure

So basically this one girl went to a party and she didn't respond to my post so her mom died just like you if you don't respond to this post

>>133586077
Then what the fuck is the point?
The only argument I've seen for anal is tightness but if that's a meme then it's pointless.


>>133586091
I don't fuck birds in their shatters anon. Just drawing a line between two things here.

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>>133581459
>shits herself
>She would just say, "there's a mess over here. I think some one should clean it up"

ALPHA
AS
FUCK

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ANAL PENETRATION IS PERFECTLY NORMAL MY NEEGAS. I MAKE DE WHITE BOYS SOIL DEY PANTS ALL DE TIME BLACK POWA

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>>133579644

>>133582217
>Lebanese education

>>133579954
It's from The Telegraph in Uk.

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>>133583208

Wow, who would have guessed it? Women are all whores. 70% of adult people in America have at least 1 STD. Most black people have an STD. Do the math. White women are fucking black men.

This is why I don't try with women, all of them are disgusting whores.

>>133581503
That nigger cheadle is so ugly

>>133584978
>Consider marrying ASAP, marrying foreign or moving. Especially you gen Z lurkers.

That's my plan, but I doubt any woman will have me.

>>133584052
is there a story to that pic? it's old as fuck

or at least i think it is, maybe I'm thinking of another one

>>133582217
This is why mouthfucking is the patrician's choice.

Also, vaginal sex gives women pleasure, which must be avoided. Only for breeding purposes can the vagina be used.

>>133586337
When I was a teenager, I was with a girl and we used to watch porn all the time. She was basically the sluttiest girl I was with my whole life, though we were both pretty young at the time. And I wanted to try anal b/c of the (((porn))) meme and thought it was totally normal. She didn't want to b/c my dick isn't super huge but it is really, really thick. And I've always been curious. Asshole just never seemed as appealing as a pussy, objectively. I was still curious though. I mean my friend was curious.

>>133581345
>more degrading
That's the only reason I like anal. In MY opinion, it is no where near as pleasurable as a vagina, but the degradation makes it so worth it

>>133586825

Supposedly that chick is dead and some guy was positioning her to take pictures.

>>133579644
Is this an issue for gay dudes too? I've never heard of any of this. My wife wants to do anal but I like going places with her

>>133582217
>various discharges

If the stuff that makes a wet pussy wet grosses you out, maybe that's why you're an "assman", anon.

sticking your dick in her ass is literally the gayest thing you can do to a woman

>>133587081
Read this for every part of your question:
https://archive.fo/mYqsd

>>133586911
It sucks, anal is just a stupid meme. The ring is tight but once you get past that it feels like you're fucking a bag of sand. It's not even remotely worth the increase risk in HIV.

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>>133587350
Thanks for the insight anon. I will reserve it for midlife crisis or w/e, as previously stated ITT.

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>>133582217
>vagina
>the hole that piss comes from

>>133584742

>These girls are often beautiful and could be decent wives
>Its sort of depressing when you think how many attractive women are being lost to porn whoredom

No normal man is going to want to date or marry a porn slut. Those women are ugly without their enhancements. In real life, no guy wants to be captain save a hoe. Not even the cucks. They just do it because that's their only access to pussy.

>>133581345
>warmer
>tighter
Virgin detected.

>>133584032
Even thinking about this cunt turns me off.

>>133582217
>piss
virgin spotted

>>133580736
Anal is mentioned in a lot of shows. American Horror Story, for example, constantly has gay characters and references anal

>>133580120
stick it in poo

>>133583208
What a fucking lying faggot. Do you have any idea how many porn movies get shot in a day with anal in them, and no condom? Let alone how many regular dudes are out there doing anal every fucking day without a condom. I've literally never heard of this happening you stupid faggot.

>>133582217
>hole where piss

Do you guys think having sex with a Urethra would hurt the girl much?

>>133580120

It's also a way to make homosexual behaviour seem more acceptable by normalising sodomy through porn

>>133581881
i only like blowjobs

>>133582217
desingnated

>>133580120
>ancient romans didnt do anal
UhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH

>>133587822

There's porn of this somewhere, I've seent it.

>>133581721
Depending on how big their partners are, regular anal sex can fuck some gay men up.

>>133580120

It feels a lot better though.
Also no risk of babby.
And its just so much hotter that most of the times they do it to pleasure you.

>>133586930
>Supposedly that chick is dead and some guy was positioning her to take pictures.

pictures? as in there are more?

>>133581459
>(((berg)))

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>>133587965
kek

>>133580120
This. Anal sex is disgusting and degenerate.

ITT: People are idiots. Your sphincter controls things, everytime you take a s---, it already expands. It's only if you leave like an anal ring in there for weeks/months, that you'll lose elasticity and even then it's temporary.

>>133588012
>>133587822
There was a doctor's account of this happening. A man and women were wondering why they couldn't have babies, and it turned out the man was fucking her urethra.

>>133588167

There are more pictures but no nudes. None of them are really that interesting either, just a cute young dead white girl that was dating a nigger.

>>133584008
My g-d, dude...

>>133588310

Did this happen in India or Florida? Has to be one of the two.

>>133586225
The pussy and the ass don't have separate immune systems.

>>133588333
Checked.

So you're saying this was toll payment, basically?

>>133588409

If I recall, this happened in an Eastern European country and the couple was over 60 years old. They went to a doctor because the wife was having problems and it turned out they were fucking in her urethra the whole time and that's why they never had kids.

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>>133583208
Holy hell anon.

>fucked an asshole
>got fucked by an asshole
Poetry.

>>133588457

Nah, we don't know any info on the boyfriend but only a nigger or Indian would do something like that.

that's not how muscles work senpai , she can literally get pounded up the ass with a 20cm length 15cm circumference dick for half her waking hours for a decade and still not lose the ability to hold her shit in.
its a fucking myth like the myth that women get physically 'stretched out' when fucking .

>>133579644
If you're a guy that likes anal sex with women, then anal sex with men is the same thing.

You literally cannot argue it. Accept it. If you prefer anal sex over vaginal, then you are a fucking faggot.

>>133588622
>its a fucking myth like the myth that women get physically 'stretched out' when fucking .

>roasties are a myth

Yeah, there's absolutely no consequence to shoving shit in holes for years. I'm on to your Jewish tricks.

>>133588426
That doesn't mean the amount of coverage is equal between both locations. Read any medical school textbook, or any human biology paper and you'll quickly realize that although the vagina has a fuckton of bacteria, it also has a lot of immune protection compared to the anus. Ever wonder why you get drunk off your ass if you pour a little beer in your asshole, when you could chug a pitcher and not feel a thing?

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>>133579644
>ass-fucking faggots are gay
>only want to fuck in the ass, but that's straight

>>133588778
>. Ever wonder why you get drunk off your ass if you pour a little beer in your asshole

that's not true

It's the mark of the demon. Filthy wretches rotting in piss.
Burn to ashes

Anal sex is disgusting. Disgusting faggotry.

>>133581345
>warmer
T. Virgin

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>>133579644
>people with stretched muscles can't control them
>Apparently, everyone who can do splits, can't walk properly any more. Every now and then their legs split and they hit balls to the ground.

Nice logic amerisharts.

>>133588622
You're a moron.

>>133589170
Your small intestine (the one closest to your asshole) is pretty much used for absorbing water and liquid. This is why you can get drunk much faster from chugging alcohol down your anus than drinking it. It also explains why the anus is so porous to foreign invaders (viruses, bacteria, etc).

>>133589271
>leg muscles are exactly like pussy and ass muscles

Just face facts, women get blown the fuck out the second they get a dick in their. They are marked and ruined forever.

>>133584354
Haha I like you

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>>133588691
When partaking in degenerate activity such as watching porn, I can only get off anal. But IRL, vagina gets me off just fine. Why? I don't know. I guess because its more mentally stimulating.

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>>133588778
>Ever wonder why you get drunk off your ass if you pour a little beer in your asshole, when you could chug a pitcher and not feel a thing?

>>133589271
You're comparing skeletal muscle to smooth muscle, dumbass. You can't consciously control smooth muscle. Do you have to remind yourself to breathe?

>>133589489
This has been very well documented. Look it up yourself.

>>133589467
>I guess because its more mentally stimulating.

Ah yes, indubitably. Interracial cuckholding is also the intellectuals choice of fetish.

>>133581251
Same with muslim girls. They ain't chaste they'll just taking it up in the ass until married

>>133579644

Shart in mart because tacos, nobody cares.

Shart in mart because buttsex, everyone goes crazy?

>>133589589
I do not like cuckold porn even if it has really good anal scenes.

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>>133580736
>>133581503
Not to mention "Girls", where the media couldn't stop talking about Brian Williams daughter getting a tongue in her ass on TV, even mentioning it to Brian Williams multiple times.

>>133589392
That's the large intestine, asshole.

>>133581867
>God doesnt care if you like to fuck your wife in the ass occasionally
Yes, He does, you fucking heretic! If you have sex and your intention is not to procreate (ie you know fucking your wife in the ass won't get her preggers), then you are sinning. Sex is only for procreation.

>>133581459
U! S! A! U! S! A!

>>133589739
Correct. The large intestine is closest to the asshole, and is used for liquid absorption. The point still stands.

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>>133587822
>>133588012
>>133588310
>>133588409
>>133588529
>they dont have the pic saved

come on guys, step it up

>>133581459

America has become a pit of wild beasts. What the fuck...

>>133589494
>You can't control your an us
Look. If you and your friends can hold shit, and empty bowels randomly on the Walmart shopping spree, this doesn't mean this is a norm in other countries. Believe it or not I can clench and endure the urge until toilet.

This is why you use lube.

>>133579644
so um...what about faggots who were doing this way before born? they been shitting themselves for millennia and nobody cared?

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>>133589844
>Your small intestine is the one closest to your asshole
>No that's the large intestine
>The point still stands
Dude

>>133582217
>piss
>virgin knowledge

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>>133585181
I used to be so into anal sex. Even when I was a wee 12 years old, srsly, when I was that young, I was masturbating to a girl in my 5th grade class, and Lindsay Lohan also, her Parent Trap self, but I didn't know what a vagina was back then, and I didn't masturbate the proper way either. I masturbated in some fucked up way I invented where I lied on the floor face down, and brought my legs together, and then apart repeatedly like the motion scissors make. That friction eventually made me cum. Sometimes it'd get painful though, and not long after that, I discovered normal masturbation. In any case, even back then when I knew nothing about the vagina, in my furious masturbation sessions, I fantasized about fucking my 5th grade crush, and Lindsay LoHan in their assholes. I was fascinated by it for some reason. Stramgely, I did have one gat masturbation fantasy at that age, but I never did it again. Dunno how it even came about but it was just some curious fantasy. If I am secretly gay or bi, then I've successfully suppressed it competely because I have no attration to males at all. In any case, when I found out that my uncle was gay, that turned me off of fantasizing about anal sex with women forever. I literally can't do it. When I try to watch anal porn and masturbate to it, my head automatically brings images of my gay uncle and me fucking him. It's fucking disgusting.

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>>133582629
>out of her ass?

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>>133589392
>This is why you can get drunk much faster from chugging alcohol down your anus than drinking it.

ah yes, of course. Im sure we were all wondering why that happened

>>133584988
Strangely enough, I have no issue at all fantasizing about eating a hot girls butthole. Lesbian ass eating porn is among my favorite but I can't masturbate to dick in female ass porn. Fucking weird.

>>133582217
>>Let's do it in the hole where piss, blood, shed uterine tissue, and various discharges invariably drip
>hole where piss
YOU'RE A FUCKING VIRGIN. Do you even know where to stick your dick? Do you know that the peehole and the fucktunnel are two different holes? Granted, fucking some cunt's urethra might be... interesting (if it's stretched out enough), although you probably don't want to be marrying and knocking up that kind of woman.

>>133582217
>blood
I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight

>>133583208
>SHART IN AN IMPORTANT BODYPART

>>133589989
You have to realize that the anus doesn't differentiate between poop and dick, so the reflex that causes the anus to close degrades with repeated anal sex. You do have some control of your anal sphincter, but once you degrade that reflex, shit hits the fan.

>>133586286
Stop spreading that fucking fake image. Are you retarded. Shit like that does not help us you faggot

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>>133584988
degenerate anal / oral is going to kill us all

>>133588742
Girls with roasties are usually born with it like that.

>>133590109
The point still stands that the intestine closest to your asshole is the one that absorbs liquids. Yes, I was incorrect in my first statement, as the large intestine's function is to absorb liquids.

>>133590198
Try it sometime if you're tryna die.

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>>133590163
>I lied on the floor face down, and brought my legs together, and then apart repeatedly like the motion scissors make. That friction eventually made me cum
>mfw


anyway, did you ever end up fucking your 5th grade crush or Lindsay Lohan?

>>133590451
Fuck off kike.

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>>133579644
pornstar shrat
in the mart
two buttcheck violently seperated apart

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>>133590508
>did you ever end up fucking your 5th grade crush

>>133580293
Perhaps, there are probably that many ancaps.

For me, if it cannot result in insemination, it isn't actually sex and therefore it holds no interest in me. This is why I reject the concept of faggotry entirely, their "sexual orientation" amounts to highly imaginative masturbation, except more dangerous.

>>133579644
>having pre-marital sex
>let alone literal "shit pushed in" sex
gas plebs

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>>133589489

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guys do girls pee from their butts?

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>>133581459
>judge fudge

>>133582217
>hole where piss comes from
t. virgin

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>>133590993
Whatever they pee from is attached to their butt

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>>133591097

>>133590993
No one really knows.

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>>133591190

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>>133584988
Hi virgins. Ate my boyfriends ass for the first time a few months ago. Went well. Had him wash really really well. You don't eat shit retard

He could hardly contain himself. I look forward to doing it again

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>>133581459

BY BIG BLAC COCK. DAS RITE WHITE BOI.

>>133582217


> Lebanon
> not understaning female anatomy

Yep. That sounds about right.

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The problem is bigger than just people having anal sex with their boyfriends. Generally, taking a dick in the ass now and then isn't going to hurt you. The problem is that there's a whole crazy hedonistic culture now of anal stretching, and it's usually done daily.

Years ago I lived in the bay area and went to events and stuff in SF. I met all these college girls from Berkeley and the various SF art schools and, over several years, watched nearly all of them go into porn and cam whoring as their liberal arts degrees fell flat in the real world.

And they all got heavily into anal, because that's what sells. And the amount of money you make as an anal cam whore is directly proportional to the size of object you can fit up your ass. So every day these girls would do a multi hour routine of relaxing and stretching their asses in preparation for the evenings shows.

And this was a big accomplishment to these degenerates. I'd hear them bragging to eachother at clubs about how many hundreds they'd made the previous days. I'd have girls I'd met like twice at clubs bend over, lift their skirts, pull their thongs aside, and show off how "trained" there asses were.

Fast forward another year and they're in diapers, the stupid whores. It used to be a contest of how big their tits could be, then how skinny their waists and big their ass, now it's how much they can stretch their asses. Young women's sexual interests first went through being based on blacks, now they are based on gay culture.

I don't go to SF anymore.

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>>133581867
>sodomy is a man fucking a man

sod·om·y
ˈsädəmē
noun
sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation.

I refuse to believe anyone is this stupid

>God doesnt care if you like to fuck your wife in the ass occasionally

Scratch that

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>>133591966
>bay area

>>133582175
Pink nips, she is white.

>>133589740
Stop speaking lies you devil

>>133591966

I'm toying with the concept of accelerated natural selection. Modernity has given us many more mortality vectors, and also what is much more important INFERTILITY vectors.

So, a whore who was lured by money to enlarge her anus, probably just got selected out of the gene pool.

>>133580327
>UK
Maybe it's just some britslags or maybe the rapefugees are getting too rowdy. Either way, it's in the fucking UK so who cares.

>>133579947
kek it is anon. i know a gay guy and every time we go out and drink he shits himself

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>>133593409
To be fair, these girls also believed that children were literally parasites BEFORE they messed up their bodies.

>>133581087
>being this new
being this new

>>133590163
Sounds like your gay uncle molested you and you repressed the memories

>>133593506

Natural selection WILL REMOVE everybody who dies or won't reproduce. Traditionalism is the strongest defense against that. Feminism and hedonism, etc. are lethal cancers.

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>>133584107
>zeus juice

holy KEK

>>133581169
Kek

>>133582217
Kek'd

>>133580120
I agree it is disgusting, but we need to stop calling it anal sex and call it what it is, sodomy.

>>133594120
>>133594673
Keke'd