Ask me anything before they get here

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fake but still heil kim

>>133576579
nice proxy

what is the closet subway sandwich shop to my house?

>>133576579
Why haven't you nuked us yet? Our West coast needs to be cleansed with fire.

>>133576628
not fake

I probably have about 20 minutes before they find me

i know what happened to the kid you called Otto

>>133576674
we dont have subway but the South does

>>133576687
Boxers or briefs?

Cut or uncut?

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>>133576579
Are traps gay?

>>133576677
our ICBM cant even reach japan yet.

>>133576687
Just kill yourself, we don't care about your fake as fuck bullshit on a VPN thinking you are cool or something.

>>133576746
most of us dont have a choice in that.

a lot of people make their own from newspaper and socks

>>133576789
your flag implies youre an idiot

>>133576760
yes. you dont get to chose what sex you are

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>>133576761
That sucks. So what OS do you guys use? Modified Android? Red Star OS? How are you circumventing the filters?

>>133576789
>Just kill yourself, we don't care about your fake as fuck bullshit on a VPN thinking you are cool or something.
t. actual Nork using a VPN for NZ

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>>133576761
How are the ladies?

>>133576579
>Ask me anything before they get here

who?

>>133576875
families of political and military can access some internet

>>133576579
favorite food?

>>133576898
I think they would be too skinny for you. also bad teeth. no such thing as corrective dentistry here

>>133576929
your mom

>>133576579
Can you steal a poster for me?

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>>133576938
Interesting. So what OS are you using? I'm really curious about that. I'm from /g/ by the way.

>>133576953
most are happy to just have extra rice

but id like to try an american hot dog with relish once in my life

post proofs gooknigger

>>133576827
Compelling argument coming from an obvious american.

NZ shits all over your country in terms of education. Almost every 1st world country does, because you lot are proper retarded. But I wouldn't expect you to know that.

>>133577016
>your mom

what?

>>133577041
not without ending up with weeks of electro shock torture and being submerged up to the nose for hours in ice cold water (its what happened to otto)

>>133577083
i thought you were australia
what is new zealand ?

so tell us what happened to Otto

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>>133577062
Hopefully you will get the chance, they are very delicious. :)

>>133576579
I just hope you lie down at night and think to yourself

"Got a lot of replies on /pol/ today. I am happy about this"

>>133577132
>(its what happened to otto)

what did he do?

Post a picture showing you're not larping

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>>133576579
Are you allowed to take pictures in the area you are in right now?

>>133577016
>too skinny
The Arduous March is over, faggot. There is food and smartphones all over NK.
Larper faggot.

thanks for the flag fag

>>133577175
You couldn't make it any more obvious that you are american.

>>133576579

Do the average Norks know just how close the rest of the world is to bombing you back to the stone age?

>>133577186
The video we made of him trying to take the poster was fake. we just wanted an excuse to keep another american

but we went too far this time with the voltage. its normal for us to torture prisoners, no matter how quickly they confess to what we want them to. we torture them anyway

but the level of cruelty is left upto the individual guards doing the actual work. and with Otto, they dialed it up to far so we had to send him back brain dead

>>133576579
Give us a timestamped pic proving you're in North Korea. Regardless thanks for flag, faggot.

>>133577300
>taking the bait

Why do you hide your american flag, anon?

>>133577268
are you in australia ?

>>133576579
how tall are you?

>>133576579
post government sanctioned knockoff sharpie in pooper

What happens when they get to you?

What's the scariest video game monster?

>>133577300
no, they dont

and i dont think we will give cause for this anyway

we knows china is not going to help if we go too far. so we will keep going just far enough to seem important

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Op! What do you know about Otto and is it true what they do to black people?

>>133577432
depends on how important my dad is

hopefully they just take my phone

>>133576687
"kid you called otto'

don't overdo your roleplay speech christ

>>133577484
Fuck you nigger.

>>133577083

Wow this sheepshagger got assmad in a hurry.

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>>133577484
If it aint a nigger its a dumbass spic

do you think the US will allow you to have a nuke capable of hitting our mainland?

>>133576628
Noah go to bed

Can you arrange trump meet kim

>>133577516
why dont you just cross the border or some shit

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>>133577446
pic related

>>133576628
what is you favorite flavor juice?

This was the best thread I've ever see

>>133577721
Shouldn't you be in a suicide car

>>133576579
Why'd ya do it?

>>133577675
He probably likes N Korea, his parents are important.

Not every wants to leave

>>133577776
Not all of us here are locals.

>>133576687
Well, tell us then

>>133577446
They dont have video games yet.

>>133576579
how good are the women there?

>>133577629
Well damn. Is this 1996? What an insult anon!

Doesn't stray from the fact that my comment is 100% correct.

Stay stupid :)

>>133576579
Found you yet?

>>133577516 is >>133577834
Clearly samefagging through proxy.

>>133577809
>not all of us here are heroes

>>133576579
where'd you get that sweet pepe

>>133577889
You aren't even a real country

>>133578047
>>133577834
>>133577516
This is now a rare flag thread

>>133578092
You're a fag too

>>133578115
Pepe is a meme of peace

anything you need to expose about north korea

>>133578139
>Congo
>internet
Pick one, anon

>>133578199
I think they already got to OP

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11/10 slide thread

>>133576579
F

>>133576579
What do you do for fun in north korea?

OP is either proxyfag or being cornholed by the thought police
Bumping for more rare flags

I COULD KICK YOUR ASS OP

>>133576579
What's your favorite album? Do you like The Fragile? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNBuPJSBvLc

I fuck my gf to it. It's pretty patrician. Just forget about tomorrow morning for a little. It's worth it.

Can i get a flag of Uzbekistan?

>>133577484
damn

>>133578531
>yfw he probs got shot on the spot
Rip OP

It'd be nice to here from some of the scientists currently in Antarctica in this thread.

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>>133576579

What is this?

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>>133578632
Nigger was asking for it.

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Is America planning a pre-emptive nuclear strike on North Korea?

>Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi bursts out in a nervous fit of giggling while being asked question about Korean ICBMs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZALESjGQbc

>Pentagon updates Trump's "options" with regard to North Korea; Trump claims some options are "very severe" (literally what the fuck did he mean by this??)

>basically every important person talking about North Korea right now has exceedingly grim looks on their faces, including Xiping, Abe and Moon

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>>133577484
Oh fuck off already.

I guarantee OP is alradydead

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>>133578643
Reporting in. At day 97. It's frigid. We will continue to scan our sector. An anomalous craft was detected on day 87 at 1300 gmt. We are receiving peculiar transmissions. Will report back with further details once we return from our next excursion.

>>133577789
oh shit proxy fag but thanks for flag

>>133578119
desu I know people who live here so I wouldn't be surprised if this weren't a larp

>>133578773
he was asking for it. i agree

you cant post that kind of stuff from there

>>133578949
I'm just here for your flags, OP.

I think OP has been incapacitated by a north korean means of violence.

>>133578949
How sad. Can you be from Antarctica next time?

>>133579014
most of us want to be 51st State

Hey, faggot gaurds at NK : can you confirm OP is kill? Plz k thnx!!!

>>133577083
>lands on the Moon
>"proper retarded"

pick one.

>>133579075
There is no antartica flag FYI

>>133579113
there is

>>133578995
Or what, will Castro's ghost catch you?

>>133579107
>Believes in moon landing conspiracy
>mildly retarded

FTFY

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Posting in an epic bread

You realize OP is being tortured to death right now

>>133579113
>>133579161
And I want it, so chop chop OP

Some kid is being roasted alive, internally, by high voltage

Its what they did to Otto.

And you guys think its funny

>>133577484
Fuck you. Here is your (you)

>>133579302
>Be NK special military guards
>find political dissident, beat the fuck out of him for stealing food, and posting on 4chan
>am there watching thread updating while torturing on the spot, want to shitpost, but kim would kill me
>Still want to shitpost something

Cmon not OP, post something.

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>>133579113
>>133579346
Really makes you think

>>133576579
Are you Kim, a random IT guy, or a LARPer?

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>>133577834
Bullshit, you proxy-larping valor-stealing faggot. Post MOS and unit or your company, and a pic of your deployment.

Here's one of mine.

>>133579576
If kim, what is your favorite food?

Or if soldier, what do they pay you with?

>>133579613
>1495586198129.jpg
try harder next time faggot

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>>133576579

Hi Nork Guard

Show Best Korea Benis

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>>133579863
What's your reverse image search say, dicksuck?

Go back to LARPing for the Confederacy, real men have real wars to fight. And I say this coming from North Carolina.

>>133579613
Up yours bro

>>133579302
>>133579346
Honduras is a tough one to spell

>>133579613
You did this same shitty thread, and used the same shitty cat photo last friday. No ones impressed by proxy use, and rareflags gained by proxy is cheating.

If you're going to larp as a North Korean, at least fuck up your english a bit, they aren't exactly getting a lot of english exposure over there.

Pretty sure OP is gone now

>>133580063
Are you there with US military, or with a personal group?

I've been thinking of joining military TBQH.

>>133580063
GET SOME TODAY

>>133580063
image was posted Jun 8, 2017 in a syria general thread. You can't larp for shit.

>>133580269
Hey everyone I think I found OP!

>>133580431
Where?

Are you saying OP teleported to IRAQ?

>>133580393
>implying I'm not the one who posted it in /sg/
>not being able to find it anywhere else

hmmmm really ooks my eek

>>133580317
I'm a contractor, ex mil

what branch?

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>>133576579
>>133577721
>>133578047
>>133578119
>>133578995
>>133579302
>>133580269
all these flags and i don't know what to do with them

>>133580518
Yes, now can he please teleport to Antarctica?

>>133580656
They dont have a flag

>>133580591
Army, perhaps navy : I want to work with people on a personal level, I think it would be cool to be a medic or something.

I don't like my OWN blood, but I can handle others fine, and have placed a few bones just in life in general.

>>133576687
Can you nuke Shanghai too if something really bad has to happen and you realize you're going to go out?

Chinks are using you, they aren't really supportive or honest

>>133580752
PROVE IT

>>133577056
OMG Really you're from /g/???
NO WAY!!!
What a celeb!!

Surely you use LinIIIIX???? Wow

>>133580656
Bitch, if I could teleport, I'd go to the north pole to see what the fucks up there

>its just ice hurdur

fuck you, theres more than ice

Even if I died, I'd do it, and what cooler place to die than the center of the world?

The only thing I have left to ask you is how you found a Nork proxy that's not banned from 4chan.

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>>133576892
whoa man...
captcha "fetcham chickas"

>>133580907
You can teleport straight up Satan's bunghole for all I care just so long as you bring back a rare flag

>>133580767
I'm an ex-PJ (Air Force Pararesuce) here are 2 archived thread of me answering questions.

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/129430955/

Being a medic is very tough. You will have to watch people you care about die as the cry for their mothers. It will haunt you for the rest of your life. But you'll have the consolation of being with them in their last moments.

It is also very physcially and mentally demanding; if you can't handle treating a wound while getting shot at, you have no business being a Medic.

If you want to be a Medic, go do Army, you'll see action, and get job requests out the ass, from PMC's and LEO's out the ass when you get out.

>>133577062
If you are actually from North Korea than how come you can speak English so well despite being so isolated?

>>133577083
>in terms of education
BTFO'd

>>133581191
Their schools aren't as bad as your propaganda make them out to be

>>133581002
I think he really was a rich guys kid over there

Probably in that University where they arrested the american teacher

>>133581191
there are tour guides who speak english quite well so i would assume it's possible. still wonder about this myself quite a bit

>>133577834
My nigga

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>>133577484
i hate you with every cell in my body

This wasn't funny guys

Im in the van now

>>133581740
PLEASE, I WANT TO LIVE IN THE DPRK HOW?

>>133580752

Thank god every body!
OP escaped to worst Korea, where he can now shitpost in peace.

>>133581786
We dont have an easy immigration program like Germany and France

you need to have legal reason to move here

>>133581126
Its actually funny : I got taught how to set a rib from an army friend who was tripping from nerve meds / alchohol interaction at the time

He went from thinking I was me, to thinking I was a rapist he knew, to thinking I was his war buddy, to thinking it was me again, then tripped and broke his rib

Fun night, in retrospect.

>>133581803
i didn't escape and i dont know where this van is going

i think it will lose cell coverage soon

>>133581862
give us an example

>>133581921
will you jerk me off with your proxy powers?

>>133581862
Can my legal reason be because its best korea?

Also why would people want to immigrate?

And why are you posting from a van?

>>133577484
heh heh heh

I new sometin waz up

>>133581921
Quick post dick with timestamp before you disappear

>>133581959
well you could be a university teacher who speaks good english

we need to replace the american one we are currently torturing. he won't be fit to return to duty when we are done with him (re: Otto)

>>133577484
get fucked

>>133582040
porno is allowed or even wanted here

>>133581873

Did you rape him before or after you set his rib?

And were you buddies afterwards?

>>133582061
What benefits come from being in best korea?

Does it cover dental?

>>133581921
Is it true that south Korea is a false Korea?

>>133582146
I never raped him : I'm christian and I think raping a man is a pretty fucked up action to do tbqh

We were good buddies, but as I mentioned this stuff to him in the morning (he forgot literally everything but the broken rib) he had the most laughable poker face, because I mentioned parts of his sex life, the issue with the rapist he hated, the anger towards his lesbian sisters, ect....so much information he never WANTED to share, but that I now knew : was kinda funny, but he did apologize for being a dickhead, he almost attacked me when he hallucinated I was a rapist.

>>133582061
just curious, is there a demand for japanese? i can speak at a decent level and have been studying for quite a while

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watch out they want your brain!

>>133582398

No, I dont think there is a demand for japanese there


You could move here though

>>133582381
Rape is accepted and legal here. You guys could visit

>>133582623
i don't wanna get lynched. no thank you

>>133576579
I love your country. If I were Korean, I would move there in a heartbeat!

>>133576579
post proof

mods, ban proxy fag

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>>133576579
When's that test nuke gonna hit California? Fucking destroy the mutates called transgenders.

>>133582719
Rape is pretty normal here too if you guys want to visit

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>>133582381

>We were good buddies

>>133582811
Go ban yourself

>>133582645
Not interesting in black woman, or man holes

also
>1st time seeing rwanda post
>says rape is legal

You make a great first impression buddy.

>>133576761
LARP confirmed

>>133582953
women aren't actually people

rape is only bad if its man on man

>>133577200
(You)

>>133576938
How are you able to access this site
Wouldn't NK internet be incredibly censored

>>133583080
Hey, any of you Goys know a good bank around here?

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>tfw I already have all the rare flags in this thread

Feels good to be a /flag/got

>>133577484
Nigger

>>133582887
Not that : he just drank like a fish and I hated it, we grew distant.

Still have his number, should give him a call, visit him...he does owe me.

>>133582997
The way I see it, theres absolutely no reason for "anti wife rape" laws, but raping random girls is fucked.

Ideally they should be married, but if its a wife, she can be my cock sleeve and I honestly have no moral problems with it. long as im not violently hurting her.

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>>133580063
>real men have wars to fight

lol kys

>>133583908
>not fighting in a war

lol pussy cuck

war is a rite of passage

daily reminder all rare flags here are OP

here is how he does it:

HMA vpn+4chan pass

thank me later

I used to larp with rare flags too but its pointless

>>133579613
>my cat has been missing for over a week now
>come on to /pol/ and see some afghani faggot post a picture of it in some shitty afghani village
literally kys

>>133584538
he likes me more

>>133576579
send a fucking nuke to my house

>>133577062
im fucking crying laughing at this

>>133584882
We cant get american hot dogs here either

>>133584424
It looked like of fun tho

>>133585056
i supppose but everyone knows it fake

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>>133577484
you are just as much a homosex as op

>>133582623
don cheadle?

>>133584999
i have an 8 inch american hot dog, where can i find some gook babes to slob on my knob?

>>133585461
Thats impolite

>>133585573
It is, but most americans pride themselves on it : hate speech is still free speech, god bless america.

>>133576579
tell me about the 13 year old brittney spears clones aged to 16 (or was it 9 aged to 13? i forget) one last time you crazy cambodian fuck

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>>133581344
>>133581280
How have I not seen this flag before

>>133576805
100% underage

>>133586112
We dont get a lot of internet access

There is actually one piece of accurate information posted in this thread:

N. Korean OP is right, we will NOT come to their rescue if they fuck up and actually provoke military action against them

>>133583364
>>>/sp/77110669

Have Kenya

>>133577062
You know it's not actual dog, right?

>>133577484
Argh why did I click

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>>133576579
When Best China takes you over, what will you do?

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>>133577175
>>133577175
>what is new zealand ?

>>133577484
FUCK ya got me shithead.

>>133577083
>NZ shits all over your country in terms of education

Yet you're a bunch of useless retards that contribute noting to society

How is that education working out for you?

>>133577484
fuck you

>>133577484
fuck