/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - ALMOST REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

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>>133564093

Have a bump, Robert.

>4 male blacks with screwdrivers trying to break into garages

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Wheres the bingo?

>>133564765

Do you not have any cards?

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>>133564765

>shell casings and blood splatter on the sidewalk
>victim shot in the leg

>>133565479

Excellent work. Would make for a fun night if I have nothing else going.

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what is up with the long speach about DLs and crime status? Robert running a car full of Nogs on a traffic stop?

>tenant is beating her one year old
>it could just be a prank call

How's things going? Busy?

>>133566503

About normal. So plenty of shell casings and I just heard something about Walgreens.

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>call for transport at the Wallgreens
Wallgreens!

>>133566665
so close

>>133566666
Where?

>>133566625
fair enough, thanks pal.

>drunk woman puking all over the restaurant

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So do you Roberts think that this years record for dead niggers will surpass last years record?

>>133566858
definitely

>one person shot in the stomach
>in a tan suburban

>person shot in the stomach
oh shit Nigger!

>>133566971
Trump did send in some feds tho. Could slow things down. There's still time.

>>133567047

Good chance of an F.

>>133566858
Bloody Chicago made a video a few months ago on why there will probably be an increase in violence this year compared to the already high years before it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6VbBH95j5U

He goes into more detail here but tl;dr: A major drug supplier was hit with a sting so local gangsters have to turn to other crime to fund their activity.

>yvette say 14 female blacks are trying to fight her daughter

>>133567215
Nasty way to go.

>>133567247
>major drug supplier was hit with a sting

isn't that basically how Chicago became so crime ridden today? There was one big guy that held things together like Saddam did in Iraq and they took him out and there was just a huge power vacuum? Literally the term Chiraq is perfect for it.

>crazy female at the bus station

>>133564093
Jesus Robert has been waiting for this. Some highlights from Adams time today

>1pm ish hours
>black male dispatch, giganigga sounding >vech. wanted for use in homacide, 202 red toyata
> shitty quality cartoon sounds/music of fog horn leg horn(?
) > take in to custody oocupents understar number ***
> gigadispatch tries best to keep going as sounds go on
> all of dispatch ladies laughing uncontrollably without keys checked right now
>crabby "wasnt that rude"

>domestic with boyfriend, 19yo sister called her saying "boyfriend was jumping on her saying "aint be no baby" , unknown if pregnant.

>17 y/o girl tried suicide three days ago, got out, tried again with pills and is now saying she'll suicide by cop

Jesus has blessed me with extra /comfy/, how are you brothers and sisters?

lol, dispatch wanting a 3rd watch car to go to a shooting
>shift is almost over
imagine you are Adam and your shift is almost over and they want you to go sit on a shooting victim
Fuck!

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>>133567247
Holy shit that's fascinating. Ever since I saw that skinny twerp from vice do a short about the source of the violcence in chicago I have been reading about it. What is the verity in his claims that the gangs came about after a few apartment blocks were demolished that basically contained all of the gangs that rule the south and west sides of the cities now?

>missing persons, "anime jones" f girl will run if sees normal beat car.
The names already.....

So how come this city didn't spontaneously combust when the Cubbies won?

Any veterans care to enlighten me on that?

>death investigation
>unknown name
>possible heroin overdose

>Good morning, i have a death investigation. Brought in by ems, possible overdose.

>>133568310
Because everyone who said "i'll do it when the cub win", were too busy having to pay up.

>shot in the left foot
>good condition

>>133568040
Pretty accurate. It's pretty well known around Illinois that once the failed Chicago Housing projects were torn down, the gangs that were isolated to that small section of city by the wealthy class of chicago (in soulless commie-block style buildings that would make Stalin blush) had now no other choice but to spread across the neighborhoods and across the state to other public and low-income housing.

Where I grew up in Central IL saw significant effects from this, though not as much as some other areas such as Urbana and Decatur, but you get the idea.

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>>133568441
hehe kek

Fair play, good sir!

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>>133568722
get ready for shift change. I'm going to be dumping all the 4th of july OC I collected since im in a good mood and want to share /comfy/

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>>133568563
So there has basically been a sort of reverse gentrification going on all over the city since the public housing blocks were torn down?

>>133568563
>>133568040
I assume this is one of the areas that your talking about getting demolished seemed a nice neighbourhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTgzKqBILpM

>>133569113
That's how it sounds to me.
If I recall the mayor lived in one of the housing blocks as some kind of PR gig for a short time, she left rather quick

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>>133569017

>>133567306

Animals hunting like animals.

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Love it.

>>133569113
Well that + gang influence from the continual influx of the undocumented dreamers of peace has created a synergistic effect on the communities. Not to mention hispanic and black communities typically don't get along with each other, much less their gangs which obviously hasn't helped the problem.

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>husband tired rope around her neck before
>head rush(?) vic 11 ariel mooe.
>whistle sounds

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>>133569220
It's videos like this that make me glad that there is at least a republican appointing housing and urban development secretaries.

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>domestic
>ileine is in back tampering with her car

>child abuse
>man is beating on a 1 year old.

Has anyone ever made a Detroit scanner general? I imagine that would be good too, no?

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>>133570227
Las Vegas would be most lulzy.

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>male black just smashed everything in the store.

>>133570287
Oh God, I could only imagine. kek

>>133570227
It's surprisingly quiet. Detroit cops don't bother to respond to anything short of murder anymore.

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>>133570432

I hope this is made into a musical one day.

>woman named shay is hiding in the alley waiting for ex (?)

why are all women named shay or shannon psyco bitches?

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>>133570443
Holy shit. that's sad.

I had an idea as to how right wing safety squads could save a place like Detroit.

Would need some former military types. Basically, buy a house, preferably a corner house. Get like 16 guys, two squads of 8 and set the place up like a barracks. Have four armed guards on duty at all times. Two in front, two in back. Have the guys work and save up money to buy the land next to the house and just keep doing that until you have a whole block.

After you have a full block, you can make it so the corner houses are like guard towers and all the houses between are for families, and in the center of the block can be a fenced in area for the families to get together and kids can play in safety.

And you just go block by block from there. Would take a generation at least, but I think it would work.

Feel sperg out of a pic is related.

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How much would you have to be paid to walk through the south side without a Gun?

>>133570952
wow, how old are you, having fantasies like this?

this place is warping a lot of young minds as you don't understand the underlying context that it's all a fucking joke

>>133564093
This shit is awesome!

Evening Robert
Chianon here wishing you safe

>>133571003
$0. I'm from south carolina nigga what them fuck niggas gonna do?

heres a secret from a white men who grew up in black areas

black people are fuckin terrified of anything happening to you in their hood. THATS THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE THE COPS COME 100% EVERY TIME. people are getting arrested people are getting charges.

a nigga will escort you out. I HAVE HAD SOMEONE DO IT.

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>>133570952
This would work pretty well until sooner or later until someone dies. It would become a media storm after the 3rd body they have to remove due to 20 military guys living in the ghetto in a house full of gear.

>dispatch laughing (?)

>>133571235
I think it's feasible. Trap houses do well.

>boyfriend was chasing her with a stick
>she has a knife

>Shay is armed with a knife

>shay is armed with a knife and the boyfriend is chasing her with a stick
shays/shannons are all fucking crazy somehow...i knew it

>>133571352
In a hypothetical situation anything works.

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>>133571117
>all a fucking joke

Riiiight. But to answer your question, 22.

>>133571235
Worst case scenario it starts the race war desu. It's just self defense, and there's so many parts of that "city" that are barren. Like maybe a couple houses left. See pic related

>male setting a car on fire

>>133571117

It's hard to tell if this bait or just reddit.

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>>133571646
Theres somehow facebook would make it seem like the cops support it and have everyone v7

heard a fruitbowl

>>133571646
>live in the extreme hood
>also live next to an extremely busy interstate, basically fucking under it

buhhhhhhhhhh

>>133571352

Trap houses sell drugs.

>>133571906
Cops supporting people doing their job for them by protecting their our shit? Never.

>>133571976
not sure your point, but there's tons of that all around Detroit. That's walking distance away from the center of town.

>>133572001
Trap houses do sell drugs. They also rent it out for parties to other people and *other* things, make the drugs, store the weapons, have meetings, etc. What I mean is that trap houses don't get discovered as frequently as you'd expect, so using a house for some sort of military stakeout isn't all that different. No one really knows what's going on

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>>133571976
>>133572107
I might actually give in and agree you have a point. Not many people would care as a whole.

The hypothetical issue would be building and improving the land via having new people. Buying a few blocks is possible, but you need supplies and people for wall building, security systems, etc. etc.

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>>133572500
A steak out sure, but someone would notice 20 people in a three bedroom house and fortifying it

>>133572550
The people would be the biggest issue, but if you got a small "platoon" of guys that were dedicated and willing to get the ball rolling, it would work fine. The biggest problem would be finding them "day" jobs worth having, but that a logistical thing to be figured out by them imo.

Honestly, if I get out of the Marines and don't have a wife to breed with yet, I'd probably try doing this. Think it would be fun if nothing else.

>>133571197
What about that White kid who got tortured in Chicago?

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>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>133573013
It was a white kid so the media swept it under the rug. There was something that happened the next week that took over the air waves and everyone forgot. I don't remember what it was, something stupid and pointless. Or maybe a truck of peace, who the fuck knows.

>male white pouring water around the building

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>>133572865
I'd guess you need at least 100 people, in 5 different houses all within 1km . Lets also not be stupid and admit that a small group of 100 military minded people would eventually end up wanting to raid a drug house because being tired of shit music at 3am.

I know for a fact people would want to do it. It's still such a bad idea and borderline bundy ranch looking.

>foot chase someone just ran in to the house, i need a warrent (?)

>male arabs threatening to rape her

>middle eastern male hiding in the bush saying he will rape her and it's his will
Fuuuuuuuuu

>>133571197
Honestly thats kinda smart on their part

>>133573013
>>133573204
media swept it under the rug? espn did like a 20 page thing on it a couple weeks ago. one of their huge stories

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>six males checking car doors

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>>133573099
3 will hit.

>pew pew pew . . . Jaaaayust a bit outside.

>>133573480
It wouldn't be an overnight thing tho. I said you get like 16 guys in one house and slowly buy up a block. As you buy up the block more guys move in, but after a couple houses normal non militant types could move in as long as they're flanked by guard houses. So by the end you'd only have maybe one squad per guard house totaling 32 guys, roughly a platoon per block.

And I agree, they'd probably get uppity from dealing with blacks, but that'd be part of the reclaiming of the city desu. They'd just have to use their white intelligence to not be niggers about the situation. A shoot out does no one any good.

>>133573628
They did their best to ignore it. They only covered it because there was so much talk about it.

>male passed out in zalya's garage

>>133573935
>They did their best to ignore it. They only covered it because there was so much talk about it.

lol some of you are fucking mentally retarded i'm pretty sure /pol/'s board IQ is somewhere near /fa/ or /x/

>kristen tindel says she's been held hostage for two weeks
>was beaten and raped

>she was held hostage for two weeks and just got free
>was beaten and raped

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>Caller says she's been held captive for weeks & just escaped

Wha, what was that?

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>wagons are down

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Someone get Robert a wagon, quick!

>>133574085

Holy shit.

>we don't have any cars right now

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>>133573935
My point is this.

I see hipsters and shit starting to move into Detroit and "gentrifying" it and I thought, "Why not us?" Looking real quick on craigslist right now there's full houses, beaten to hell, but full houses for the price of a newer used car. There's no reason some right wing safety squads couldn't move in and plant a flag and reclaim that city as white man's land.

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>mr sarcari man pored beer on him then fled. it's been about half hour.

>>133574703
Right, but hipsters don't have the intent of actually going to a race war. On paper this works fine, but the workings of the political systems would kill it for sure.

>adult male
>possibly DOA
>on the dock off Damon

>>133574115
>>133574085
>>133574076
quick rundown?

>dead manlet in the bedroom

>>133575245
>DOA in bedroom

>>133574891
How would they kill it? Drive us out? Eminent domain? Cops aren't gonna fucks with us because we'd be on their side. Hell, some of them would probably try to become cops themselves if I had to guess. As long as we keep as low of a profile as possible it'd be fine. The guys are guard might tip people off, but how many niggers sit on the stoop all day?

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>currency exchange back door alarm

>four males on the porch waving a red laser beam

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>DOA from united center.

I was in chicago 2 weeks ago, where all these stuff happen??? All i saw was a lovely city with decent public transportation.

>>133575965
Not on the south side, though it is slowly spreading into the city due to people fleeing those neighborhoods.

The difference from an area like Rosemont to Garfield Boulevard/Back of the Yards is substantial.

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>>133575965
check the OP. heyjackass.com is the best quick start to the numbers.

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Rrrrrrobert time....

>two males trying to steal a motorcycle

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>>133576383

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anything exciting so far?

>threatened by 8 male blacks involved in drug activity

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> 8 male Blacks, drug activity

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>>133576406
Video of the potential suspect:

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>anon tenet is threatened by 8 male blacks involved in drug kids

>someone decided to leave six children under four in the store

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i am new in this thread. Is there something you can advice me e.g which city has the best stream or something?

>>133576633
I'm guessing sheboon who got caught stealing.

>>133576656
Check the OP. There are two listed at the top along with links to sites with known police codes (Cook County are the relevant ones).

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>>133576656
This is probably the best just because it's a war zone. You get sucked in to the chaos of how it can even keep working.

>car vs pole
>pole wins again

>Hispanic
>short
redundant adj

>>133576656
Chicago broadcastify roving scanner in description

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God damn I have a lot of /cpd/ shit collected. Robert is an artful bastard. I'm only dumping these once every new 100 OC collected.

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>man drunk and asked to leave restaurant and is refusing.

>>133566665
If only I whould have been outside the store with my CCW.
>DinDu_Removal.webm

>sheboon being beaten

>>133576794
ok thanks

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>men breaking beer bottles behind village pizza

>man who works for village pizza pulled a gun on him and tried to run him over today

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Plz r8 my OC, Roberts

>>133577102
Is there a particular name for this effect? Looks like some kind of raster scan effect.

>>133571197
>heres a secret from a white men who grew up in black areas
>>133571197
>black people are fuckin terrified of anything happening to you in their hood.
>>133571197
>a nigga will escort you out.

Nothing like ignoring the facts

>>133573580
>Honestly thats kinda smart on their part
>smart

And this anon proves "a nigga will escort you out" how rare that would happen

BTW: It's NIGGER, not nigga, nigger.

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>>133577347
I actually don't know. I've collected these, but It's amazingly nice on the eyes to look at.

>male and female asian argueing
>she hit her head on a pole

I'm sure SHE hit her own head

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>man who had beer poured on him is now demanding police superior and saying he was denied police service

This dude needs to be made in to a meme. Ten thousand shootings but demands police over split beer.

>Female Asian

I think we have the rarest dispatch description ever on /cpd/

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>>133577524
Asians are R A R E but do CRAZY shit. The last asian call I came across was two men holding another man, by his feet, off the side of a bridge, as a female asian watched.

>>133577870
That was some good shit. Plus there was the gook who stabbed 3 black males who tried to carjack him.

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>wanted for strong armed robbery 18min ago

>gunshot wound to the head
>critical

F

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>>133569113
old post i know, but mac demarco is solid. are you a leaf behind that peace sign?

>lesbian domestic. ex Girlfriend followed her home, she's driving around the area afraid to get out.

>girlfriend hit him in the face and broke a window
>female black
>alcohol involved

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>man disabled and lost

>vic. is alive and talking.

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>men sleeping at top of stairs, beers around them and people have been steping over them

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>>133577304
saved. look at that subtle off white coloring, the taseful thickness of it. oh my god, its even got a water mark.
for real though, noice

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>there at gay memorial.

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so guys, some one was posting a story-time with a leftist comic about cali succession that definatally wont be accurate if call out happened, saw this part and thought of you and used my snip tool.

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>>133579101
People have some amazing art skills. I'm glad you're all saving these for future Robert hours.

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ya'll motherfuckers better check yo keys

>heard shots fired
>at least 5 bullet holes in the house

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>large group of men have alleys blocked off with garbage cans

>woman had 5 rounds go though her kitchen window.

>>133577952
ha also i posted this one a few weeks back. Kind of OC, but i found this pic and tweaked the colors, glad to see it resurface. after all i've saved i feel obligated to attempt to contribute.

>>133579696
that is to say, i found originally in the bowels of google images

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>Fireworks.

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>>133579696
I'm not an art fag, but I feel obligated to collect all Robert CPD OC. I half wonder how long my numbers are going to stay....you guys fight over what you want to be R A R E oc

>>133570952

sounds great until you have to shoot someone in self defense then you go to court and get assblasted in the media then get convicted by your 'peers' and best case you never get a job again, worst case you get murdered in prison.

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>wreckless driver

>>133576382
>heyjackass.com
thanks senpai
even though i stayed in UIC thank god i decided to go north instead of south while exploring the city

>male black stealing liquor
>repeat offender

>>133580118
This is pretty much exactly what I tried to say.

>sheymark kequsha is stealing booze from kmark

Some of these images are already posted and messing up my post numbers.

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>>133580139
The lord was with you, or dumb luck. be thankful for both.

>>133580014
no fighting from me. i love seeing all the images here including the repeats. it just shows which ones resonate with people.

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>>133580459
/comfy/

>>133580139

the west side is just as bad. if you had gone a little further west from UIC you may have ended up as a statistic on heyjackass

>two male blacks dragged her off her bike

>>133564093
Did she just say he had stickers on the guns??

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>wallgreens
check that one off again

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>>133580786
no one could have predicted it

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>man beating woman in a parking lot

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>>133580786

Implying Jews using niggers to destroy civilization is some accidental consequence of their shortsighted altruism.

No Shoes no Cervix Sir

>corpse in the ER

Wonder if it's out headshot from earlier?

>>133577955
>stab three people while in a car
Chicago has samurais?

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I'm actually out of Robert OC. I'll have one last photo for the night...I'll be around to post for a while longer.

>dispatch *sigh...alright...10-4"
So tired....someone give her a cup of coffee and a hug.

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>>133581015
yea they're not even honest about that in jew to jew publications like the forward

>50 shots fired!

>>133577952
>that will be me within the next few years
Provided I pass the poly/B.I.

>the drag racers are back

>>133582335

protip: you can't "fail" a polygraph. there's no pattern that says, "this guy is lying". it's just an intimidation tactic to get you to confess to something when your heart rate goes up or down.

>male black refuses to move

>shooting people with paint guns

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Can't listen in tonight, but I'll always donate a bump.

>Call to Home Land Security

>on a bike
>wanted for a previous shooting

>bald male passed out in the driveway
>caller cannot wake him

>her wife is following her and making false allegations of abuse

>empty thread
>2k listening

>yelling hispanic
>now face down in the grass

Did I miss anything tonight Robert?

>male black
>no shirt or shoes
>growling at people

>man on bench
>growling at people

>>133591981
Nothing more than what's on this thread.

>we are still in a backlog
>e techs are all working homicides and shootings
>they won't be able to get to you until at least second watch

>possible mental saying he killed his family

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>>133592242
jesus christ

>intoxicated baby mama is beating herself up in his apartment so she can file fake domestic violence charges

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>mfw
>calls for murder and corpse collection
>calls for help getting into apartment

>someone killed his family
>go there and make sure everyone is safe

???

What do you think the ETA on Police even responding to a call is right now.

>male reporter on the ground under overpass
>caller doesn't know what's wrong
dispatch
>probably sleeping