APOLOGIZE

>>133556910
I expect him to gouge his eyes out at some point

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Let's just say his connections are ..... esoteric..

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>>133556910

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>>133556910
Learning that Macaroni was /notrehomme/ has made my day

If this guy was just pretending to be liberal all along I would rank him at genius level...or at least highly respectable for having that much planning and control

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>>133556910
>says that africans need to stop having 7-8 children
>says africa's problems are "civilisational"
>triggers all the leftists who call him "rayciss"
>tells the EU to reform or else France will leave

Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>133558108
>says Africa's problems are "civilizational"
>says African women need to stop having 7 or 8 kids
>wants to expand France's military might tenfold
>appointed a rightwinger as his PM
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>buddies with Trump and Putin
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>claims Rhineland is French territory
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses /pol/
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies

Idk you tell me

>>133557173
In his own bunker under Paris.

>>133557498
people think he's looking at donald trump as though he loves him, or something, but all i can see is that weird psycho who is driving the car, then looks over at the passenger before he rams the car into a bridge. he's giving that "i'm about to take us into the deep end and you don't realize it" look.

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>>133558108
/Notre homme

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>>133556910
>Trump says he likes it in Paris and would return someday
>Macron tells him that he is welcome to come back

What the fuck is going on?

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>>133556910
He sure talks a lot.
Be I reserve my judgment for his actions

>>133557697
/notrepote/

>>133558388
Macron is going the whip the EU into shape.

Quite relieved that it looks like they'll manage without us.

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>>133559420
>Macron is going the whip the EU into shape.
uhhhh.... probably not.

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>>133556910
R O M A N G O D
Funny memes, but don't forget that the jewish banks, cia & soros conspired to get him into power
He's just playing nice now because The Alpha Male is in town.
The niggers thing is strange for a globalist to say tho

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>>133558154
How long did it take you to write that

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>>133558260
I hope he rams that car into Islam and the "deep end" involves dues vult

>>133559283
/notregars/

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>>133557319
>with an iron but fair fist

>>133556910
>using the American spelling
You deserve to be killed.

>>133558388
This is just a timeline that keeps on giving. Wouldn't read too much into it.

>>133561532
where were you when the bogpill was confirmed real?

>>133556910
He is the youngest ruler of France since Napoleon.

>>133561891
You talking shit about the president's English?

>>133561891
how do euros spell it?

>>133556910

I'm sorry. I may have misjudged you. Oh, and I'm sorry about what I said about your wife - no hard feelings, right?

>>133556910
On behalf of /pol, we sincerely apologize for all the shit we gave you. Yeah, you brought it on yourself being Goldman/ marrying one of the 8 goddesses and all, but thats all in the past, but youve obviously had a change of heart. Viva la France.

>>133561532
>feel my knowledge