Holy shit, I'm a #CruzMissile now!

>>133554107
Modern day senatorial.

>>133554107
Season 2 of Ted Cruz is going to be great. Can't wait to see where his character goes after his redemption arc.

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I am a cuck

Not gonna lie, that was pretty good.

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>>133554107
tfw you used to be a Trump supporter, but now you're a #CruzMissile

>>133554107
He can never be President of the USA, but he can be Senator from Texas of our hearts forever.

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>>133554107
I don't get it

>>133562243
the media only uses shilly phrases like so-called against their enemies dipshit

your women's studies degree didn't help you at all you know

>>133554107
Cruz has put out a few good ones since the election. Too bad he didn't have any bantz on the campaign trail.

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>>133562379
OHHHHHHHHH I get it now thanks :3

>>133562424
he wasn't slick enough

LYYYYYYYYYIN TED

>>133562379
I don't get it

>>133564548
yeah of course not, a women's studies degree makes it impossible to 'get' many things

it's equivalent to a lobotomy

>>133564822
huh?

>>133562243
>>133562379
>>133562677
>>133564548
>>133564822
>>133565241
Shills, all of you

>>133554107
Even though he ended up giving his delagates to dahnald, he deserved every one he had

HOLY SHIT CRUZ WITH THE BANTS

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This one is still the best.
Now all his daughter wants to do is fuck Barron Trump.

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>>133564548
It's like when people make fun of dumb Californians, so-called is longhand for so-cal which is short hand for southern Californians. Were not dumb by the way, it's just a stereo type.

BIBLE HIGH

>>133562243
>>133562677
>>133569207
Go back to /tv/ you fucking avatarfag.