What happened /pol/

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>>133552463
Same handlers.

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WATCH THE FUCK OUT THIS IS A SHILL SLIDE THREAD DO NOT POST ANYTHING

>>133552463
whats with all the macaroni shills? he's still the same globalist kike he was before.

>>133553061

People are just thrilled that he doesn't seem to be quite the EU/Merkel lapdog he was perceived as being before.

You take whatever victories you can get.

>>133553061
You really don't know?
>says Africa's problems are "civilizational"
>says African women need to stop having 7 or 8 kids
>wants to expand France's military might tenfold
>appointed a rightwinger as his PM
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>buddies with Trump and Putin
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>claims Rhineland is French territory
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses /pol/
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies

we were wrong

>>133552463

He took the maximum bogpill. Simply a figurehead at this point.

>>133553782
Hope this is true

>>133553442
Usually I don't find you Brits funny, but this actually made me chuckle.

>>133552463
Stop shilling him. Hes a garbage illuminati cunt.

Also the left image is photoshopped. Get fucked OP sage all macaroni shilling

>>133553442
>want retake catalonia and basque country
>troops just in the border of italy german and belguim

i see what you did there

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>>133553442
I want to believe

>>133557901
No, anon, you're supposed to play on the joke that Macron is some sort of Far Right nutcase who wants to Genocide the Blacks, spinning his public presence, and completely ruining him in the eyes of the left, memeing the world into thinking he wants to kill all the blacks, however I guess you're just fucking incapable of any sort of fucking critical thinking, so you just decide to make some dumb fucking post that about how Macron is in love with Trump, because you haven't been posting on /pol/ likely for more than a few weeks and you came here from r/t_d and all you can think about is how he is not Marine Le Pen, which just goes to show you know absolutely nothing about /pol/ board culture, and care nothing about the community and the culture that has grown here over the years, pissing off the long time posters and oldfags, and basically ruining 4chan for fucking everyone, including yourself, because newfags like you don't fucking lurk, hell it used to be considered to be idiotic to not lurk for a few months, even a year wouldn't be considered crazy, but nope you get some link from r/t_d and just waltz the fuck on over to 4chan, hoping you can get in on those dank memes and get a bunch of (you)s and get on the front page of r/4chan because golly fucking gee look at all those (you)s! Those are like upvotes right? Remember to fucking include me in the screenshot guiz!!1!!1!!!1! And worst of all this makes shills even worse, since you are too fucking inept to recognize a blatantly obvious shill or slide thread and jsut keep on fucking posting instead of saging or ignoring like any resonable person who enjoys the board can fucking understand, but nope you decide to just be a dumb fucking newfag shit, not realizing that your presense is making it impossible to people genuinely interested to learn anything, since lurking will just show them the toxic shit you spew that has nothing to do with anything that is /pol/, and it's absolutely disgusting.