Mark Zuckerberg is going to run in 2020

>>133550086
lol there is no way this full grown sperg slaughtered cattle.

Socially awkard jew with a ugly chinese wife

He literally has the most punchable face in the entire history of the human species

>>133550086
He'll "commit suicide" before getting the Democratic nomination

>>133550086
He helped obama violate the 4th. He will lie the moment he places his hand on the bible to recite the vows.

without even reading OPs pic I'm predicting it's another one of those "I love the state of ______ and all it provides for the country! Trust me fellow human!"

Forrest Gump 2020

"I'm not a very smart man"

Should he run... the (((zuck))) will get fucked

>>133550678
...well then

South Dakota won't be going blue anytime soon though.

>>133550086

>Hello fellow normal people! I'm billionaire Mark Zuckerberg and I care about working class people *smiles for photoshoot"

>>133550825
..unless he's going to run as a republican?

that will be the biggest laugh and we will find out the ad money scam on the net!!!
love it!!
release your taxes marc yuo scumbag!!

>>133550086

"he kills meat"

please.....he couldn't even hook up with a white woman

Smile for pictures or die.

This kid is so uncomfortable in his skin. The smiles are forced and fake.

Probably the best thing the Demotards can trot out doe

Lololol. They are done.

Mark Suckerpunchedface will be a bigger loser than Jeb Bush

Who would vote for him? The democrats need a handsome white man that pushes hard on being "presidential" and says that nationalism has failed, so let's double down on globalism, which will help you the worker.

>>133550086

Nice gyno tits Cuckerberg

Even billions of dollars can't make a beta into an alpha

Cucker(((berg)))

>>133550086
zuc stool less of a chance than clinton in the last polls and would get eaten alive in a debate against trump. Not even remotely worried.

>>133550886
LOOOLLLLLL

He has an asian wife. Salty white women will never vote for him.

The cattle are (You)

>>133550275
Hahahaha nigga its fake, but hes so autistic you cant tell hahahah

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>>133550086

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I hope he runs. The memes will be priceless.

>>133550086
>spends years shitting on "rural retards"
>now he pretends he likes them now that he has presidential ambitions

I hate jews SO MUCH.

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>>133550086
It's so cute to watch the Jew act like it's people.

It might even make the public forget that he's currently renting out a DOOMSDAY BUNKER when shit goes awry.

Man of the people, eh?

>>133550086
Zucc my dick faggot

The fatal flaw in 1984 was not thinking that there would be a free flow of truthful information..

Imagine that. I can say I'm the fucking Queen of Sweden until the truth says I'm not.

He should tell us how he spent a year killing and butchering his own meat for every meal because I don't believe him.

>>133550086

>A billionaire setting a "goal"

Jesus fucking christ.. How easy does it get?

He's not even human though

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Let him try as Zucc experience posting is going to be Yuuuuuge

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>>133551816
>>133551836
I WANT SUCKERPUNCHEDBERG TO RUN IN 2020

I WANT THE NEWS TO FLOOD WITH THIS BULLSHIT! YESSS!!!

If he runs it will be the death of Facebook

>>133550086
>Zuck threatens to ban all the facebook accounts of people who don't vote for him
>Wins election by a landslide unheard of in human history

Must have been hard for that rancher to take such beta looking dude seriously. Cuckerberg looks like he never lifted a day in his life ffs

>>133552187
under-priced meme/10

>>133550462
>punchable
Ah yes, this convienient, undefinable characteristic we give to people who do better than us and make us frustrated

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This is so embarrassing. I think the idiot will run as an independent and give Trump the win in 2020.

>>133551816
>>133551836

Are these real?

If so he's autistic.

>>133552579
It's more the dissonance between how faggy he seems and how much he is touted as a success. He's a billionaire but lives the lifestyle of a sperg cuck

>>133550086
#ZuccTheCuck

>>133550275
I apologize, its real, what a fucking sperg, he sounds like a fucking psycho

>>133550086
Recent poll of DEMOCRATS says different. When up against Trump - Zuckerberg, Sanders, Warren, or Harris DEMOCRATS said Trump would win.

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>>133550086
So far, nobody has warmed up to him.

>>133552782
That's because he's only successful because he stole someone elses idea and got wealthy selling out his users private data, along with massive shelled investments from the U.S. gov big data spy operations.

I really hope he does run though as Zucc posting is an underrated meme thus far.

>>133550086
>i must see the death on an animal's face before i consume it
definite psychopath, i bet he's the type to go on those human hunting expeditions in eastern europe like in that documentary 'hostel'

I'm sure liberals will be just as outraged at his lack of political experience as they are about Trumps.

>>133552924
This none of the above fellow seems to be polling well.

>>133550086

>I only eat meat that I killed and butchered myself

What the actual fuck, that's pure Bateman.

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Why everyone calling him a cuck? Just because of the easy rhyme? Did his wife actually cheat on him?

>>133553086
That is Zuck's true form.

>>133553086
What's absolutely shocking is that Biden isn't performing well. If Biden can't inspire confidence in the Dems, who the fuck can?

>>133552924
we should be thrilled based on that list
Pedophile Joe
Fake Indian Warren
Cory Token Black Booker
Mark Phonier than Hillary Clinton Zuckerberg
And old battle axe double schlonged Hilldawg Clinto

>>133550086
Time to start digging up dirt on this faggot. He's probably going to be covering his tracks over the next three years.

>>133553033
I didn't support Jesse Jackson back in the day because he didn't have any political experience.

So ya.

>>133553033
I just realiZed that liberals hate trump bc the government is their god and religion, it's like if Larry David became the pope.

>>133550579

Hey yeah, lets elect Merkel's partner in silencing free speech!

Go fuck yourself, cuckerberg.

>>133553208
Dems are going to unite and try to push Harris as the nominee. They'll also prevent a Trump scenario by limiting the pool of candidates who are running for office. But IDK if she is the right person.

>>133553399
Good insight.

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>>133550086
Zuckerberg is going full subversive.

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>>133553399
>it's like if Larry David became the pope
kek

>>133551220
Why would he? He's a kike, so he's not white to begin with.

>>133550880
Worked for Trump

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>>133552924
>Cory Booker
Do this please.

>>133550086
Nice job team!

women are going to vote for an uncharismatic manlet, even if he invented facebook

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>>133550086
>2020
Its gonna be a landslide for trump atleast hillary had the first women president thing going for her to attempt to galvanize the base. Even my leftwing friends hate Zucc they view him rightly so as the embodiment of corporate power in this country. My normie friends just know him as that asshole who invades their privacy and unpublishes their favorite meme pages

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>>133551804
>>133552820

>>133551816
I haven't laughed this hard at a /pol meme in months m8

How come this guy never records himself always takes still photography? Oh that's right because he's weird as fuck.

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>>133553659
it would be wonderful
>pic related
>democrats after 2020

>>133550086
Unable to talk freely.
There were videos of him getting nervous as fuck when he gets questions he isn't prepared for.
And we all know that the DNC has no idea of writing a good script.

Trump will totally demolish him.
And Bannon will use Facebook against him... Censoring Facebook won't change anything!

>>133552579
nobody likes him, sorry chaim

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>>133551423

Literally the Manchurian Candidate.

I cannot believe this fucking website is not talking hours on end about what Zuckerburg is warming up and doing.

>>133551677
>>133551688
Checked

meeting with a dude who owsn a 2500 acre ranch? does zuckerberg know the ranch owner is a literally a millionaire, at least in assets?

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He talks just like Hillary, I doubt he runs his own accounts
Why would they repeat the same mistake with Zuck? He's not gonna win because good goys like facebook, he's creepy and cold like all autists and worst of all he's a manlet
Have the dems run out of controllable candidates?

>>133550086
If he's going to fight the agricultural lobby, I have no worries.
He's already lost.

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>>133550086

All these Celebs/CEO's that want to run in 2020, also want to change the DNC. The DNC doesn't want to change, which is going to cause conflict.

[KB's: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/]

The 2020 Election is going to show all the problems the DNC has. Both internal & External.

2024 is where the Election is going to get far more interesting.

So we're gonna have Trump, ZuckerBERG, and the the rock, 2020 is gonna be fucking lit

>>133553134
funny thing is the cat could fall and likely still survive.

>>133550086
so none then. ya fucking right that faggot hunts. what a fucking joke.

>>133551978
He went a year without eating meat. Guaranteed.

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Total pussy who lost most peoples respect aisde from niggers and SJWs after he called for universal income. This guy would get annihilated against Trump.

>>133551816

I always lol at "he'd been drugged to make him more compliant."

>>133550086
He'll never win. Maybe nobody is willing to tell him no.

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>>133550086

>A KIKE WANTING TO BE PRESIDENT

>>133550483
In case you havent figured this out, zuckerberg is the guy they're running against bernie as the new bernie.

Get ready for bernie to get cucked again.

>>133550086
no one respects Zuck

not even the cucks

>>133553995
>Why would they repeat the same mistake with Zuck?
Why did they repeat the same mistake with Hillary and gave her the nom after she lost to King Nigger? They are retarded. Evil but retarded.

>our chefs at facebook cooked a whole pig once
I love watching this retard try to connect with "the people"

>>133552924
>>133553086

Maybe some liberal should change their name to

None o Above

>>133550086
>zuckersperg v god emperor Trump
i dont want him to run but i want to see Trump make him pitch a fit with off the cuff insults.

>>133554389
Strategically, he's doing all the right things. But he can't seem to pull it off. He probably doesn't have enough empathy to succeed.

>>133552924
With a name like Sugarmountain, are you really surprised?

>>133553885
>I cannot believe this fucking website is not talking hours on end about what Zuckerburg is warming up and doing.
redpill the board then, nigger

>>133550086
(((they))) should have thought of it before they made a big hollywood film on how much of a lying, greedy and immoral dick he is.

>>133550086
Well, if he's actually listening to Americans and his goals reflect that I really don't have a problem.

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>>133550086
I genuinely hope he does - he's so autistic and naive he'd make Jeb look like a high energy political mastermind.

>>133551816
>>133551836
FUCKING POST MORE

>>133554759
>he's so autistic and naive he'd make Jeb look like a high energy political mastermind
lel this

>>133554701
That's the problem. He isn't pulling it off. Read his posts. They sound so damn autistic and overly verbal.

>>133550086
He'll to win /pol/ over but it seems like he's /r9k's guy/

>>133554547

Prototype candidate for POTUS that reflects what the electorate want (Youthful, populist Zuckerburg - IG/FB) that is a plant for a larger power looking to corrupt and enslave the masses. Literally. In the book it was the Communists, in the 2004 movie it was a MIC corporation with a perpetual war agenda.

>>133554931
>He'll to win /pol/ over
/pol/ only wants him to be the Dem nom to satisfy a sense of morbid curiosity, we know he'd be slaughtered, but like watching a midget fight a pitbull

>>133555221
*pitbull you just can't look away

>>133552483
God I hope it's this!

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>>133551816
>We loaded Davis into the conveyor belt

>>133550086
Don't worry pedes, nobody with a name so phonectically similar to Cuckerberg is going to win a presidential election EVER

>>133550086
Kek, FB will be confiscated before that.

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>>133550086
>and people thought the Hillary campaign was overproduced

Every word this guys says is going to be tested and fine tuned with all his facebook data. I could see him delivering different videos that say different things to different people. This kike needs to be kept far away from a major party. He is dangerous

>>133550275
He's a satanic kiddy-diddling kike.

I'm sure he's filleted at least one infant in his lifetime.

>>133555336
He literally owns the greatest propaganda tool of all time.

He'd be president for life if not for term limits, which he could amend away if he shilled enough to completely flip the entire US government to blue.

>>133553995
The difference between men and women is that men will watch porn, jerk off and lose ALL INTEREST in sex for the next 4-6 hours.

Women who get their attention fix just crave more.

>>133551816
holy kek fucking incredible

I believed it until Mr Davis entered

>>133555603
Don't be dramatic. He's going to get massacred. I know a kid who was legitimately diagnosed with autism and is several times more normal than Cuckerberg. This guy will become a great meme, though.

>>133550086
i hope all the negative attention and criticisms about him living behind a wall and being out of touch are what is fueling this adventure and not some grand scheme to run for president.

who am i kidding though jews never self improve. they only drag others down

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>>133552579
Looks like someones been told they have a punchable face.

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>>133550086

the memes really do write themselves folks

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>>133552189
TFW you were there when Zuccposting was born

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>>133550086
South Dakotafag here, I just saw him on the local news, pic related

lol what a fag, thinking SD will be anything but red forever. we love Trump here, except for the reservations, apparently, but nobody gives a shit about them, not even themselves

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Zuccposting might be the spiciest meme of the 2020 campaign. I can't wait.

he does poorly in front of crowds

>>133556987
>"Mark...that's what he wanted us to call him..."
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS A REAL DOWN TO EARTH DUDE

IMAGINE A KING LIKE ZUCKERBERG LOWERING HIMSELF TO OUR LEVEL!

I'M A ZUCCBERGER NOW!

>>133550086

Honestly, I see Zuck as more of a long shot than trump.

The public doesn't trust him, even liberals.

>>133551804
>>133552820
you should feel ashamed with yourself.

>>133557612
This cucks the Zuck.

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>>133557612
It's subtle. This is a quality meme format.

all these celebrity candidates are going to split the anti trump vote

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>>133550086
I didnt think any candidate could ever be more out of touch and memeable than $hilLIARy... but now we're gonna get the ZuccSucc!!!!

Can you IMAGINE THE POTENTIAL?!?!?!

Plus... he's probably gonna either run with CHELSEA CLINTON (as her VP... because lel, 'Male Feminist!') or with THE ROCK as his VP!!!

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOHHHH MY GOD!!!

PLEASE SEND WORMWOOD... because if the above happens... IT IS TIME TO RESET!!!

that would be cool he would give everyone universal basic income, integrate everything under facebook, one giant social community for the entire USA

>>133550086
The Rock vs Bernie Sanders vs Mark Zuckerberg vs Hillary Clinton

I'm banking on the Rock taking the Democrat nomination.

>>133555127
Are you having a stroke?

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Zuck has been giving your info to the Deep State and then some.

>>133550086
Mark Zuckerberg
"Just trust him, you dumb fucks"

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>>133550086
He wouldn't be able to censor us on Kikebook

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How he would lead the Country, virtual blinders to keep the Masses happy.

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>>133554081
MY friend's sister's faggoty persian cat (after hopping onto my lap, purring and acting all friendly rubbing up on me) out of nowhere just decided it was going to rake the shit out of my arm while we were having a few beers and relaxed conversation on his patio (on the 9th story)... so i instinctively grabbed the source of pain and flung it far away (which happened to be 9 stories above 67th ST and Columbus Circle in Manhattan NY.)

Somehow the faggot survived with only a fractured leg. We told his sister that it hopped onto the railing and "slipped"... and "wow, it's such a miracle it's alive and not seriously hurt!'

On that day I became convinced that cats are truly vessels for demons on Earth.
I wish the little faggot died honestly.
Only the mentally-Ill and demon possessed SERVE (not "own") cats.

>>133550086
The guy is a mega sperg. He probably won't do well in debates.
But then again most retards get their news from faceberg

>>133550086
Praise Mike!

>>133560611
you people dont expect us to notice that 90% of whats posted here all of a sudden has no basis in reality?

why is this faggot always looking off into the distance? ive never seen a picture where he's making eye contact with another human being

>>133562158
"Eyes are the windows of the soul", if he's facing the camera you can tell he lacks one.

>>133562158
He does that one face for every picture shit. you could probably overlay these one by one and see how creepy that is.

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>>133550086
Faggot thinks a pig roast is a big fucking deal....

>>133550086
Is there any photo of zuck where he doesn't look awkward?

>the guy who made Facebook
>yfw Trump would have lost without Facebook

Yea, he has it in the bag, especially if he gets the entire MSM shilling for him as a D.

>>133550275
Why would psychopaths be unable to kill?

I've killed animals for food. I killed men when I was in the service. I enjoyed it.

>>133550086
hahaha, fuck this censoring cuntbag.
I think facebook is not even supporting net neutrality, are they?

>>133550086
You won't even notice a difference in Facebook news feeds.

>>133551816
>>133551836
Top fucking kek

>>133550086

It's like looking at a robot attempting to convince people it's a human being.

>>133550086
Top kek, might as well put George Soros as your candidate, pretty much the same chance of becoming a president.

>>133550086
Run as what? The Democrats won't nominate him.

>>133550086
no kike will ever be president. The kikes will be extinct in 20 years

>>133550086
jesus fuck he's really going to do it

You can't hope to win an election when you have the charisma of a damp rag

>>133550886
>Mark Cuckerberg
>running as a Republican

Thanks for the laughs.

>>133552189
Love how it goes back to normal for the last few sentences. Gold.

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>>133550086
(((their))) only hope is the Rock; Fauxcahontas, Corey 85 IQ Booker, and (((Zucc))) are DoA

>>133550086
if we don't get a civil war in the next 3 years America is finished. yes, I know how stupid that sounds.

>>133550086
>say goodbye Trump
The Republican Party isn't going to nominate anyone but Donald Trump, the Democratic Party isn't going to nominate a centrist again, and no third party is going to get its nominee elected.

>>133550086
I hope he does.

One good hard hitting anti Facebook meme will cost this fuck millions of dollars and obv his (((presidency)))

>>133566478
>Civil War
>Under a republican
lolno.

>>133550086
The exact kind of hyper-rich scum that even the right hates. Not happening, hope he drops billions of his own dollars failing.

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>>133551816
>>133551836
these will be great

>>133550086
he is so fucking fake

i welcome this, there is so much dirt on this guy

a technocratic jew who has used his powers to censor and push retarded anti-american agendas, in bed with the deep state through in-q-tel investment, yeah after the black eye the deep state has now they will never be able to run another candidate, ever again

sorry guys, you lost

>>133553201
Biden is an old ass fossil who sat next to Obama for the past 8 years. People who were turned off by the Obama administration aren't suddenly going to flock to him.

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>>133561369
>>133551816
>>133551836
>>133550086
can we destroy him?
can we destroy kikebook?

He's going to run with a very Bernie type message, and surprisingly conservative at times also. But not too much. He is going to win, and become an Emperor/tyrant. The complete power of the tech industry, like the oil industry before it, will reach its full potential and do horrible crimes against this country and its people. He's Bernie Sanders but young. And his wife doesn't look like a goblin.

>>133550086
So, Do you guys think that he is going to run for third party? Because I just don't see the DNC working with this guy.

Would he legit start a technocratic party?

>>133550358
>My wife is asian
makes me laugh every time

>>133550086
This is cringe as fuck. The hell is this?! LOL

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>>133550086
>I want more Zuckerberg
Said no one.

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>>133551816
>>133551836
Make People Cars Again!

>>133552588

He's just testing the waters.
I'm sure analyses of his Facebook data will show him people think he's an awkward sperg and that he doesn't stand a chance in hell.

>>133553634
Ahh see but the difference between the two is that trump actually shows a weird thing called emotions. I have not seen zuck have any other face then that wierd psychotic smile of his.

>>133550086
The Silicon Valley 20-30something faggot uniform looks hilariously out of place.

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>>133550483
"On to Chicago"

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Yup. That's what we need. A Rothchild grandson with an invented story of rags to riches who controls the world in cyber. Do you think there are people reallt so brain dead who hate humanity so much they would vote for that? We missed the planned mass genocide by defeating Hillary. They just consider Trump an inconvenience until they get get their own guy in again.

>>133550086
He's a dirty kike whose company I don't use and in fact despise.

>Ahh what a nice farm
>I cant wait to tax the fuck out of them and take their guns

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If a couple of fucking hosts can dominate him into a sweating stammering mess in front of an audience, the last thing in this world he'd be prepared for is the storm that is Donald Trump. He would fucking collapse.

>>133550086
He's just like Hillary, he doesn't have human qualities. He won't win, plus all the controversies his company has been in will be brought up and he's never had a good answer for why he sold out everyones personal information.

>>133570592
>He would fucking collapse.
I agree. I think that Zucchini-burger is not even close to the same level of world understanding. I don't think he would survive a single debate. His 2 dimensional world of facebook is all he knows.

First Zuccposting Thread

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>>133550086
>so for that year I set a goal to only eat meat that I killed and helped butcher myself

Wow, what a mentally stable and relatable human bean.

>>133570592
my wife is asian

>>133571321
This is actually the least pussified thing I've ever heard zuc-the-cuck say.

If you eat meat, you need to know what it feels like to kill an animal for harvest.

I thought Scandinavians were supposed to be rugged.

>>133550086
i'd sacrifice my life to end the zucc

>>133571684
Where does this non sequitur come from? Do you need to pick your own fruit in order to eat fruit? It's called division of labor, genius.

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>>133550086
get ready

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Lol, even leftists hate him

>>133571907
do it then

>>133572143
You weren't raised in the country, were you?

It's an intangible life lesson. Something along the lines of having empathy for life, even if it has to end because of your need for sustenance.

City people don't can't introspect to save their retarded lives.

>>133550086
lmao Zuckerberg is becoming more and more savage as the days go by

Before we know it he will be butchering Americans in the street for sustenance.

>>133572284
holy fuck, I don't can't smoke anymore weed tonight.

>>133572143
stfu. >>133571490 has a point. killing the animals you eat means you have to be the one to end its life. with a fruit it's not as severe an experience.

>>133572395
oops i mean to link >>133571684

>>133572395
But why would you need to end something's life (A) in order to eat it (B)? A!=B

>>133572673
Because the world ain't all chocolate and sunshine.

Sometimes you've gotta shoot a cow in the back of the head with a .44 and watch it drop.

Then you have delicious steaks all summer long.

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>>133550086
If that cockmuncher becomes president you can expect the grasp and attack on the internet to be revamped.

>>133572284
>Sorry, I'm not going to eat this christmas dinner since you didn't let me slaughter the pig
>Sorry, I won't eat this delicious bbq meal you have prepared for my family because I only eat meat that I killed myself

Most unpussified people don't have a fucking problem with slaughtering their own meat.

But when you make it a goal of yours only to eat meat that you yourself have killed, you're beyond fucked in the head.

>>133572673
jesus maybe you should think about what you said.

>i don't have to take life to receive it.

if you don't end some thing's life you don't eat. learning this lesson, ie by killing the thing you eat, gives you a new perspective on life that you wouldn't have gotten if you've just been spoonfed by someone else.

right now mark zuckerberg is more of a man than you are, think about that.

>>133573131
When you let shitskins from the 3rd century take over your country, you're beyond fucked in the head.

>>133572229
he's a one man NSA, of course they hate him

>>133573332
>He is 60% white
>Thinks he gets to talk to a 96% white country

You only get to talk down to Sweden, Germany and France, you delusional taconigger.

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>>133561114
This is probably what'll need to happen.

>>133556987
>asking if cows would hurt him

Jesus Christ what a fucking retard

>>133573486
lol get back to being a weird, sad norway-fuck.
>Second-highest suicide rate in the world-lookin ass nigga
>black metal autism-lookin ass nigga
>helvete-lookin ass nigga
>celtic frost-lookin ass nigga
>euronymous-lookin ass nigga

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>>133556987
SDfag as well here; only the natives and Sioux Falls vote blue.

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>>133573931
Thanks for proving my point in regards to that whole Taconigger thing.

I bet your countrymen are proud of you.

>>133550086

Zuckerberg vs the rock, what a meme country.

>>133574196
lol there ain't a drop of spic in these veins. try again, vetle

expose jewry freemasonry police, lawyers, clergy. they get secret handshake deals you get jailed.

>>133574395
>vs the incumbent
Trumps gonna win 2020 in a landslide, the sitting POTUS almost always wins, and libshits are doubling down on the dumbass actions that lost them the election...

>>133556224
You can't define it, can you? Someone does better than you and they smile a lot in their pictures, this annoys you, so you say their face is "punchable"

Classic jealousy.

>>133550086
Is it just a meme that he might run or is there some sort of story behind all of this?

I haven't heard a single person say they think it's a good idea for Zuck to run, he's met with derision by any liberal I've heard talk about it. One consequence of far leftists becoming so vocal is that they're normalizing hatred of establishment Democrats the same way conservatives turned against RINOs, and Zuck fits that bill perfectly. FILTHY rich (absolutely dwarfs Trump's fortune), rubbing shoulders with the world elite, a bad history with respecting people's privacy and data, will definitely use his social media connections to cheat, hollow pandering with whatever this weird tour of the country he's doing, they don't trust him one bit and don't want to set the precedent of someone like this being in office while still having the progressive vote in the bag because then a real progressive would never have a chance.

>>133574859
>asshurt over saying someone has a punchable face
Hear that often, do you??

It's a gut feeling, no need to explain it anymore than that...

>>133574947
Look at his actions/posts for the last year.

It's pretty much a textbook of 'political figure makes a post 101'. It's painfully obvious anon.

If you don't think he's gearing up for politics you haven't been paying attention.

>>133550086
zucc is an autist

he wont make it though primary season.

The unfortunate thing for Zuck is that he truly fails to understand how awkward and totally unlikeable he is. There is not a single person on this planet that wants to emulate his personality. He cold, painfully weird, short, has an ugly looking face, low testosterone, and happens to be a total Lil bitch that would never punch me right in my face, go ahead Zuck I wanna see you try, you wouldn't do that, yeah that's what I thought, now fuck off before I make your (super ugly) Asian cunt wife do my Calculus hw you Lil punk ass bitch.

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>>133550086
He would get crushed by Trump if he tries a 2020 run, he best wait for a 2024 run if he wants to be president.

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Mark Zuckerberg for president sounds like a good idea to me. He would use the economic power of the US to turn the world into a giant surveillance state and hyperanalyze every human action during every second of the day. Then he could use the information to train an intelligent AI that takes over the world and puts us into a bucolic simulation paradise where we experience our deepest desires while the AI uses our brains as biological processors in its complex machinations to collect all matter in the universe and incorporate it into its corpus with the eventual goal of transcending material reality and attaining Godhood.

>>133550086
>Chef cooks a whole pig
>last name ends in "berg."

>>133550086
DISGUSTING JEWS LIKE ZUCKERBERG WILL NEVER WIN.

>>133577144
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING KIKE, JUST A SPINELESS LITTLE WORM. HE'LL BE KILLED BEFORE HE GETS NEAR THE WHITEHOUSE

>>133550086

Wow look a Frankist-Sabbatean eating pork.

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>>133576667
they can probably cook up someone even more unlikable for the opposition

he's definitely up to something.

>>133575431
>still unable to give a clear definition
Thought so. Just a meaningless buzzword insult. Pathetic.

>>133550086
Facebook will be bankrupt in 2020 so he will need work. Nobody but old female boomers on that platform.

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>>133552579
t. kike

>>133577296
>still assblasted
>'gut feeling' isn't reason enough
You sound like a little bitch.

I'd wanna punch you too.

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>>133554510
He is a slimy, thieving, soulless, coin-clipping kike with a yellow insect wife. Absolutely disgusting.

>>133556987
How much security does he have with him? I would think just about everyone that sees him wants to slit his dirty kike throat.

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>>133564884
Please let this be true. Tell us what to do, anon.

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>>133569723

Is discomfort an emotion?

Even Jeb bush could manhandle this faggot.

>>133569038
Yes. We can, and we will.

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>>133554364

>lost

>>133557612
I don't think I've ever seen someone more naturally suitable for these kind of memes in my life. It's almost too good to be true.

>>133566366
Isn't the Rock too moderate for what's left of the Dem core?

>>133550086
lol i saw this thread so many times today just stop

>>133550086
Hope that he stops in Montana. I'd like to see his merry band of mercenaries stand a chance.

Proud Zuckhold right here.
Zuck my data /pol/!

>>133554574

Luckily barely anybody saw Batman vs. Superman.

>>133550086
id rather hillary than zuckerberg tbqh

>>133556987
>w-w-will the c-c-cows h-h-hurt me?
truly trump's greatest adversary

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>>133562315

Let's test that theory.

>>133552189
I hate to admit these zukk memes crack me up so hard.

>>133556987
>...thats what he wanted us to call him

I imagine that encounter went something like this:

> Hi Mark, so you came out here to see my farm?

> Y-you can call me M.... Mark.

>Uh, sure thing, Mark.

>>133550086
so he didn't eat meat for a year lol

>>133561426
You're an autistic piece of garbage. I hope you slip off a balcony and "just" break your neck. You probably like dogs like a simple minded flag because they're retarded, eat shit & kys

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>>133550808
>Should he run... the (((zuck))) will get fucked


It's not the 2020 election you should be worried about. The 2018 election will be Kushner's testing ground. I can give you the George Zimmerman guarantee, that Zuck will suppress GOP rhetoric on Facebook to see if he can directly effect the 2018 mid term election.

He'll pick a few candidates of his choice. Only allowing "approved" articles for people to spam and spread on FB, the act will serve as a litmus test to see if he can rig an election. If he gets the result he wants, then yes, he'll run in 2020.

>>133550483
Who would they run in his place?

>>133550086
Lets hope he runs for Democrats. No way he will win. He'll crumble just like Jeb did against Trump.

>>133550483
This, the DNC has reached levels of corruption so bad that wealthy jews are no longer corrupt enough to win it's primaries.

>>133574947

After Trump was elected he went on a 50 state tour to do photo ops with normal Americans.

>>133574639
nice

Who's got the sweatshirt pic?

>>133551816
>>133551836
top fucking kek

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>>133556987
>thought this was another subtle joke edit
>mfw it's real

http://www.kotatv.com/content/news/Mark-Zuckerberg-learns-about-South-Dakota-ranching-434380293.html

what's up with the fuckton of comments in Arabic on this cuck's posts?

>>133557612
>Zuccposting might be the spiciest meme of the 2020 campaign. I can't wait.

You do realize what won the election for Trump was being able to spam those spicy memes on FB so soccer moms and rust belt dudes would chuckle and then feel inclined to vote for Trump.

2020, Zuck's not going to let a single shit post about himself reach the masses through Facebook. It's going to suck because he'll censor it passive aggressively, meaning your post will likely be a shadow one.

>>133550086
This seems childish.

>>133550086
So just to be clear it's not ok when millionaire trump does it but its ok when billionaire zuck does it?

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>>133551816

>>133579589
Literally, if reptilians exist, this is what they'd look like. And I'm not talking about their human disguises.

>>133582449
Trump is relatable to average american

Average american imagines themselves being a billionaire pig calling everyone a fuck, grabbing cunts, fucking models, etc

It's the real billionaires who act nice, above the fray, sorry for poor, etc that they hate.

You should understand this dynamic. The more of an authentic asshole a billionaire/rich/star is the more normal people like him. People actually fucking hate gay ass celebs who take pictures iwth poor africans.

>>133582449
From an outsiders perspective, Trump is the weird sort of billionaire. He's a billionaire, yet he's not upper class. It's a well known fact that he has been shunned by the high society throughout his life.

Zuckerberg is the opposite. He's the high society autist billionaire who openly has contempt for ordinary people. Well, had, until it was time to run for office.

This zuccposting puts a huge smile on my face

>>133561030
Kek. Winning slogan.

>mfw my gf doesn't believe that he's gonna run in 2020
>give her the ManCar post to read
>she says 'meh, boring'
>mfw

>>133583861
doubling down on this

Trump is the type avg people love and high class look down on. The circles he enjoyed was like with Don King and Mike Tyson, not the actual upper crust of New York. He was actively shunned from high new york society.

The funny thing is a lot of the high class hatred of him is just jealousy that he became president.

>>133550483
No he won't, he is jewish, power hungry and a control freak, unless he does some very stupid shit they won't touch him.

Anyway he has no chance to make it, he has no charisma and he is overall very disliked even in his own sector, only guy in the tech industries who has hat needed to lead a successful campaign would be Musk but he can't present himself.

>>133550086
I'd vote for this sperg in the primaries just to see him crash and burn. You can still vote in third party primaries afterwards though, right?

>>133585607
women are political retards. doesn't surprise me at all.

>>133550086
Zuckerberg will be the NSA, CIA, and FBI's pick for president.

>>133550086
I look forward to bringing Awkwardberg down should he try such a foolish thing as running for president. Think of the lulz that will be had, lads.

He'd have a much harder time than you think.

I'm a bernie-type lefty and I hate Zuckerberg.

>>133555221
Some midgets would stand a decent chance I think.

>>133555801
He has a gun with no idea how to use it except grasping the barrel and using it as club, any damage he will do will be to himself or other people's hearing as they will have to deal with the sound of his utter failure.

>>133588263
I'm glad I ironically voted Bernie in the primaries. Kek willed that my vote never counts, so I turned that against it. Plus he wouldn't have stood a chance against Trump.

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>>133550086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycXvMBsDQ2A

>implying anybody would vote for this uncharismatic, autistic, sociopath.

lmao

>>133587702
You mean Musk the Cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

>>133550086
There's zero chance he can win

I honestly hope they nominate him, there is no way he can beat Trump, he's literally autistic and not in a meme way, I mean an actual autist

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>>133550086
>I once cooked a pig
>My friend was at the cookout and started asking retarded questions about its life

>I took her to a steer farm

>>133550086

zuck is the one realistic candidate that can fuck the usa up more than trump

lets make it happen

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>>133551816
Best post!

Zuc needs to eat the animals he runs over if he wants to be a man of the people

>>133550086
the chances of this cucklord winning against trump is 0 to your probably canadian. Just because you have a cuck ruling over the land you live at doesn't mean America will follow the same route.

>fuking cuckaidian faggot

>>133573931
"ass nigga"

Shut the fuck up you disgusting wigger. Also norway barely takes or keeps fugees compared to the western nations.

t. one of those nations.

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>>133569038
>Sep 21, 2020

Zuck/Hillary ticket

>>133552579
Limp wrists, have you ever wanted to punch anything but your monitor when getting owned in unreal tournament?

>>133550086
>killing what you eat
I can respect that

Hes still a faggot though

I'm in compsci and pretty much everyone thinks of this guy as an idol and hero. He'd definitely get the STEM vote overall.

Zuck looking thicc

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>>133551816

Zuckerberg sees those two goyim as no different than the cattle in the background

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>>133551836

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>>133590888
correction

Just trust me as your president you dumbfucks

>>133591759
Yeah, dumb fucks.