Just #comfytime tonight after Question Time ended for the summer break last week. ARE NIGE features along with THE NEIL, Choo Choo and Ted Testicles.
Starts in 20 minutes on BBC One. For illegals: http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
On TW (11:45pm - 12:35am):
>Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo, Ed Balls and biographer Rosa Price. Beth Rigby rounds up the week's highlights, Nigel Farage gives his take on how well the Brexit talks are - or are not - progressing, while comedian and author Richard Herring looks at being awkward.
>>133541537
Looking forward to some prime bants tonight
The fuck is everyone?
are nige on the show, i expect great things.
Nige is IN THE STUDIO. It's not a pre-recorded VT with Miranda Green talking about unrelated bollocks after it because the guest couldn't be arsed to turn up.
>>133543469
>It's not a pre-recorded VT with Miranda Green talking about unrelated bollocks after it because the guest couldn't be arsed to turn up.
Isn't that usually the case anyway?
>>133543579
Sometimes it isn't, especially with bigger guests. In fact it's also the case tonight with Beth Rigby's VT, she isn't in the studio to discuss it.
Why are there smelly goths on me telly?
>Leo: Becoming a Trans Man
>Gay Britannia
>Gay Britannia
Evening lads
>Gay Britainnia
Why is this thread dead?
omg
Nige is live lads
>balls and portillo in "zero gravity"
holy wew
>>133543726
Love that webm
>portillo dressed as an astronaut
>ed balls floating in space
>flight controller nigel
another perfect intro, how do they keep doing it?
ladies and gentlemen we are floating in NEIL
>>133544476
>hello everyone we are floating in NEIL
ftfy
>>133544263
No QT to feed people in
>There will never be a Great Intergalactic Railways with Portillo
>>133541537
Thanks for the thread pal.
Fucking Russian shite.
>>133544545
Hello everyone
Please stay calm and make your way to the emergency exits
N I G E
T I M E
Would love to see the raw footage of them doing this before the chroma key background was added.
nige-sama is down the fucking boozer lads
>>133541537
I've never had the liberty of seeing farrage the barrage's bantz
>>133544882
>>133544906
>portillo having an aneurysm
>that ham egg and chips
GOOD CHOICE NIGE
>cameraman smashed on blue nun
>panning away from nigel mid sentence
>>133545163
who the fuck cuts a chip in half kek
some avant-garde camerawork
>Farage choosing from the 2 meals for £7 section
This Week's budget already blown on Blue Nun and Neil's hairline then.
Fucking Balls getting fucked up by the Neil and Nige.
nigggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>balls still believing MUH CONTRIBUTION
absolute ballogna
Portillo looks pissed off
>forgot about this week being on tonight
Fuck.
>>133545631
He's chatting utter bollocks
>>133545631
He's sat next to sweaty Balls.
>neil telling ed to be quiet
Neil having to act like a fucking teacher lmao
KILL ED PLS
JUST BE QUIET
based Neil to Bilderberg attending Balls
Predictable.
>why is this MEP on my telly talking about Brexit?????
>>133545987
DELET THIS
I cannot stand retards like that.
>>133545987
It's even funnier when you see the Green Party complain about UKIP getting airtime despite the fact that they still get higher vote shares than them
>>133545987
>Why is the man who brought about Brexit on the telly talking about Brexit???
Cant stand those cunts.
>extreme argument
Fuck off, Ed.
Shut up Ed
Neil literally about to square up with Balls
Ed on the verge of tears kek
FUCKING TOLD
>neil obviously tired of this brexit bullshit
>obligatory left wing 'comedian' guest
a second fucking refforendum??? what the fuck oh yeah just keep having votes until we get the answer we wanted
Ed's been a proper dickhead tonight. Obviously Yvette's been stressing him out lately, sulking about not being Labour leader.
>>133545987
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE BBC GIVE AIRTIME TO ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL POLITICIANS IN RECENT MEMORY
>>133546519
Proably caught him having an affair with his Strictly dance partner
>jizzer thinking another election will happen
Why does no one talk about the 48% who mostly voted against global nuclear war as per the remain campaign.
i'll spread her tentflaps wide
>>133544476
take the pain away
>abbo talking about abuse
irony 100
>literally just had an election where people decided what they wanted
>corbyn demanding another so that 'the people can decide'
Andrew Percy's Jewish? The fuck?
>Men get abuse too...BUT WOMEN SUFFER SO MUCH MORE!!!
Fucking shut up Abbott
>>133546903
waaaaa waaaa
>that fucking downy behind thornberry
why do we have to give the eu money to leave??
>>133546859
>Percy converted to Judaism in March 2017, having been baptised into the Church of England. He has identified with the Jewish community since primary school.
fucking hell
>>133546859
A 'convert'...
To think I used to think the guy was alright and go to his constituency dinners and shit.
>>133547118
Apparantly we owe them money despite being net contributers.
>>133547118
they're cucks. They can't just say "no"
>>133547118
We haven't given them enough over the years you little england bigot
>>133547232
mrs may should turn up with all the money we owe them and burn it it would be best fuck you in the history of humanity
>>133547118
Who the fuck is this
>>133547118
A bunch of cucks are in charge. They argue we have been contributing money for a lot of years and they have already spent it on shit so we need to pay more.
>>133547118
the same reason the husband has to pay the wife when they get divorced
>>133547340
Then you have all the leftcucks saying MUH NHS. WE COULD'VE USED THAT FOR MUH NHS
>>133547118
A made up leaving fee.
>>133547157
>>133547175
Wew
>Percy has been part of a number of delegations of the Conservative Friends of Israel group,[13] including during the Operation Defensive Shield conflict when he visited for an Israeli military briefing on the Iron Dome defence system. He defended Israel's actions in the conflict saying "Israel acts as we would", in relation to the provocation faced from Hamas.[14]
Fuck knows how considering he went to Endeavour, one of the roughest schools in Hull before it closed.
>>133547475
And you can remind them that the BoE burn hundreds of thousands of pounds every day and just print more.
If money is taken out of the economy with no gain, more can be printed
>>133547819
also allow want 'refugges' coming in who take up the nhs because most of them proably have aids and tyhpos
>>133547635
Now I just feel like going and taking a shower in acid to wash away the shame of inadvertently helping causes like that.
>>133548005
be careful lad thats what mudslimes do
>muh gibraltar
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>133548005
https://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmallparty/170502/contents.htm
>Kurdistan, West Papua and Mozambique have their own groups
>Australia and New Zealand get lumped together
>Parliamentary group on Continence Care
>twenty oh nine
>americans
BTFO in his first comment
>he's never even been elected
Kek
I'm out
Night lads
>le politicians are worse now maymay
There have always been retards in the Commons you big spastic
>he's never been elected
>he's a member of the european parliament
>silence
BTFO by portillo!
I love Michael so much
Choo Choo not taking any shit from this comedian.
Bit fucking awkward now...
Richard Herring showing why he's still washed up and irrelevant.
michael is on a mission to absolutely wreck herring
HERRINGS BEEN KIPPERED
>>133545987
The best part is
Nige is going to be all over the telly box talk shows and radio for the next 5 years, even talks of a movie deal over brexit story
And they cant do a single thing to stop him
>>133549068
The funniest part is lefties are watching Herring dying on his arse and are thinking 'wow that Portillo is dying on his arse!'. That's how their brains work.
>>133549100
>helmer in the background
>>133549100
He deserves it, too. He put a lot of his life into leaving the EU. I can't even fault him for selling out.
>Dat dig at Khan
Savage!
>this ending
Well that was horrifying
wtf is this outro
Michael was REALLY into that.
>Car crash of showdown with the guest
>Lets jazz it off with Neil on triangle and some maracas
I love This Week so much
It's the coastguard PIF again.
Night lads.
>>133550160
Portillo had too much fun with those maracas
>>133549837
Bit weird desu lads
>>133546480
isnt that gook bich in the back the same one from facial abuse??????????
>>133550952
>isnt that gook bich in the back the same one from facial abuse??????????