You KNOW that Trump is getting cucked tonight.

>>133541032
Why did Macron marry a granny?

What a beautiful landscape
Macron is /ourguy/

>>133541032
>You KNOW that Trump is getting succ tonight.

>>133541032
Yawn. Macroni will literally offer to suck Trump's dick in front of his wrinkly geriatric wife right before the God Emperor refuses.

This is what it means to be French.

>>133541032
>Old Trump with young wife
>Young Macron with old wife

How weird is that

>>133541375
Kek, this

>>133541375
It simply means Macron is beta while Trump is alpha, as it always has throughout all of human history.

Try not to listen to women. They will only make you stupid.

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>mfw I always thought that the easiest ride to power is to just lie your ass off pretending to be a leftist to get voted in, while secretly being right wing
>there's a slim chance Macron did exactly that and is actually /ourguy/

Here's fucking hoping

>>133541375
Looks like a guy taking his date out with mom and dad.

Oh now I get why trump stated "You Look Fit" to Macron mother/wife...He's hoping she can withstand his piss and shit treatment. they are gonna wife swap tonight

>>133541032
Melania looks incredible. She also looks like she's out with her husband and parents

>>133541032
I Trump would go home with the French guy's wife. They would make a much better couple in my opinion. Similar ages, similar hair color, eye color. A match made in heaven.

>>133541774
I wish*

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>>133541681
kek, this.

Regardless, I like this new timeline where Macaroni flipped and is now tsun-tsun for Papa Trump.

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>>133541032
Imagine if macron manages to steal the U.S.'s first lady.

Pls KEK, let it happen!

What if in the next french elections Macrons competition was his wifes ex husband?

>>133541032
>Trump is getting cucked
Trump has no reason to care about that worn out old beard Melania, she's served her purpose long ago. She'll retire to her separate bedroom and Trump will end the night in the tight ass of some idealistic young male intern.

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>>133542039
The Iliad all over again. Trump will send Black Achilles and Black Patrokles to rescue Melania and exterminate all Parisians.

>>133542364
Shut your cocksucker, FLOTUS is a saint.

>>133542364
Trump is an alpha male and thus cannot be a cuck nor a homosexual.

>>133542827
>>133542964
You two are living in a fool's paradise.

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>>133541032
4 cups at each place setting...


>tfw i will never be fancy enough to eat with tthe president.

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>>133542696

that picture makes me feel really uneasy

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I've eaten there. It's Michelin starred so you know it's good.

>pic related

It was dessert. Fit for a god emperor if I say so myself.

>>133541032
Macron got raped as a child for years and years.
i doubt he can get an erection without weeping.

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>>133541375
>melania is 24 years younger than trump
>the granny is 24 years older than macron

>>133543392
If she just a beard why the fuck would he be on his third beard? For fuck sake your bait is weak.

>>133543588
your food looks like shit desu

>>133544644
Obviously he trades them out when they get too old to look good for the cameras and plus it plays into the phony womanizer alpha male character he's created.

>>133541032
Macron seems quite no-nonsense

>>133543392
Said the fag

>>133546388
The faggot is you.

Manlets cucking anyone

when will they learn

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>>133541032
>I don'tIdentity like the idea of identity. Identity is A=A. But there are at least A and B, and I don't want A=B.
>We are all rooted and so, because we are all rooted, there are trees next to us, there are rivers and fishes, there are brothers and sisters. You can't eat money, you can't breathe it, you can't fall in love with it or otherwise it becomes really dangerous.
>What constitutes the French spirit is a constant universal aspiration, id est a tension between what used to be and the part of identity, this strict ipseity, and the aspiration to something universal, id est what is out of our reach.
>Your are the confluent of a river in which you are circumscribed, which is, precisely, this novel and story.
>I have always assumed the vertical dimension, transcendance, and at the same time it has to be anchored in complete immanence, materiality.