TELEPORTATION NOW REAL AND POSSIBLE THANKS TO CHINKS https:

>>133538097
BUMP

>>133538097
teleportation has been around since the 70s.

>>133538208
bullshit

>>133538259
nope. they did it with lasers.
it was one particle but they did it.

>>133538208
On le quantum level, it's been around forever.

File: 1496209891798.png (214KB, 500x728px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 500x728px

This forbidden technique has long been known to we elite Triad. The purpose for bringing it into public view will soon be seen.

"Now real"? Dhalsim has been doing this for almost thirty years, faggot.

>>133538208
That was you watching Star Trek, you washed up Hippie druggie.

File: DOOMPAUL2.jpg (11KB, 326x315px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 326x315px

>>133538097
>inb4 muslims start teleporting into Europe
It's over.

Instant internet(limited to how fast you can process shit) is now feasible I guess. Pretty dope.

File: 1480280813381.jpg (93KB, 755x696px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 755x696px

>>133538721

>>133538721
This. By the time it is practical, only brown people will benefit from it.

>>133538816
Yeah it's pretty cool

>>133538097
fake news

>>133538816
This is why we need NN to put a stop to it. No one should be allowed that much speed.

>>133538995
>shill defending kikes again

>>133538097
Wrong.

They've just done what we've already done, copy paste information from one area to another area.

That is all. Chinks are good at copy pasting.

>>133538517
What compels people to pose like this? It has never been a good idea.

>>133539174
>copy paste information from one area to another area.

That is literally what teleporting is you nigger

>>133538816
No. You still need a conventional side-channel for quantum communication to work. It does not allow FTL communication for some reason. You need extra information to "decode" the quantum signals you can observe. Causality is not violated this way. I don't understand it, but it's like that.
All "quantum encryption" products have pretty much been snake oil too.

>>133539281
No, teleportation isn't copying information and placing it somewhere else. It's moving the original from one place to another without leaving a remnant behind.

Idiot.

File: giphy.gif (538KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

538KB, 320x240px

>>133538097
[muffled d_runnin in background]

File: IMG_1568.jpg (20KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 300x300px

>We're many years away from sending people across galaxies Star Trek-style
Umm, they half to be in orbit to transport

>>133538097
>chinks
>taking their word for it

Lets let the chinks prove theyve done it or we can add this to the noahs ark and holy grail finds of theirs

>>133539345
That's pretty interesting. So this was basically a glorified light show and a macro demonstration of something that lead nowhere?

>>133540137
This shit was done a couple of years ago, using photons in a lab, copying and pasting them to another area inside the lab.

The chinks are not new to this, just like they are not new to cloning/gene manipulation. It's all old hat, I suppose all the US missile systems that Israel sold to China will be "CHINESE INNOVATIONS TO THE DEFENSE INDUSTRY!"

Fuck the chinks, call me when they actually innovate.

File: IMG_5379.jpg (629KB, 1242x1636px) Image search: [Google]

629KB, 1242x1636px

google seems to have already commercialized quantum entanglements on their server structure.

>>133538097
>teleported photon
Wait hang on

How fast did it go?

If it went the speed of light, how is that any different from normal photon transmission?

If it's faster, then this breaks a whole bunch of rules of traditional relativity and quantum physics, and we need to re-evaluate a lot of things.

How much energy does it take? etc.

File: institutionalized-racism.webm (2MB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x1280px

>>133538097
Teleportation has already been done this way before. Form one island to another i believe. This is the first time to be done in space. This story is a nothingburger....nigger

>>133540568
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2012/09/06/physicists-quantum-teleport-photons-over-88-miles/#65f8c97546f2

>>133540828
What if we archive that
https://archive.is/oqN3C

and let's not all forget that teleporting a photon is still a long way from teleporting mass.

>>133540881
It's forbes, you don't archive forbes my darling bot. You click that shit!

>>133540245
Kind of. There's often a lot of BS in news about this kind of stuff. But it's still technological progress. It can lead to applications in other areas. But not FTL communication. And teleporting large objects is utter fantasy AFAIK.

Quantum computing is going to be very interesting though. I don't know how fast this could develop or what the real potential are. It'll be able to compute certain things incredibly fast.

>>133538097
>I only read headlines: the post

>>133541164
There will be an absolute shitstorm when normal encryption methods become btfo and literally everything online becomes public

>>133538259
The Philadelphia Experiment was meant to create a new type of camouflage mechanism for Naval vessels yet it turned into the first teleportation experiment.

First accounts pulled from the supposed surviving members of the crew of the ship in question spoke of men phasing through the ships various interior structures-becoming stuck in pipes or having their bodies separated through the floor. Other reports depicted men becoming stuck in time, fully paralyzed yet aware for long periods of time which would degrade their psychological health.

The ships main mechanism for teleportation is rumored to have been pulled from Tesla's own experiments, as well as being intertwined with the workings of Einstein and many other notable scientists. The ship would use two devices which were placed on the front and back ends of the ship, they would presumably activate and create an aura, cloaking the ship, yet this was not the case. Idk, I may be just rambling but if the Philadelphia Experiment is true then we accidentally created the first teleportation mechanism.

>>133541397
quantum computer is already normal. check out d-bridge. normal encryption /is/ already btfo.

>>133540828
So it's standard quantum entanglement then, which is not a method of transporting anything.

Can anyone explain why it is 'entanglement' when you run the experiment using a laser across the distance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh-ZcdO5fe8

>>133541497
I still don't know of a crack for RSA, even hypothetically. Everything else could easily have backdoor, brute-force, or cryptanalysis-based solutions, but I'd be very interested to hear anything about reductions to the security of RSA.

Too bad almost no one uses it for communications.

>>133540568

it's not real teleportation, but maybe that is impossible so they call quantum entanglement = teleportation.
so it seems that 2 objects aka photons (for now) can exist at 2 locations and be 'the same'. How is that possible? Nobody knows. But apparently when you screw with one of the photons, the other one is screwed with too at the identical time.
Are both the same photon? Well it didnt really teleport, it's just at 2 locations at the same time.

>>133538097
Considering this is coming from the same country that open,y abuses the shit out of the scientific peer review system I have my doubts.

>>133538097

I'd prefer an Instant Redpilling Device.

>>133539250
>What compels people to pose like this?

wear black in the sun and underpants get sweaty

>>133538097
Quantum ''teleportation'' has always been click-bait, headline hype ''science''. Anyone sufficiently versed in Physics knows that.

Imagine that you have a blue ball and a red ball in a box

I take one of the balls and run away with it

Later, you check the ball and see the color
if red -> i have a blue ball
if blue -> i have a red ball

Wow, we just communicated faster than light and teleported information

File: Chink.png (74KB, 370x379px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 370x379px

>>133538097
*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*

SINK
THE
CHINKS

excuse me while I find ways to imagine the world with less tech not more

can't be bothered to care

>>133541694
I've always been dissatisfied with this answer, because if you can "screw with" the photon, you should be able to send a pile of them, screw with them in a regular sequence, and measure the sequence at the other side. Use frequency analysis, and as long as your screwing is stronger than background noise you should be able to get a data stream across.

They don't do that, though, despite it being a relatively obvious idea.

>>133538259
It has. This was simply the longest distance this has ever been done on.
It's a long way to go, it's still only single photons or w/e.
Will revolutionize digital communication though. No more ping!

>>133541636

i guess it teleports the information at a speed greater than light, which is still teleportation. just not of the object

File: 1354032021090.jpg (185KB, 1200x944px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 1200x944px

>>133538097
by what definition is a photon an object?

Did ((( they ))) hold a weird occult dance thing before it , like CERN ?

>>133538097
>nothing personnel kid

>>133541901

these are scientists, they are fine with proving that it works. They dont gain much by implementing TCP on top of it

>>133539035
>retarded magyar is retarded

>>133541509
Teleportation sounds sexier and gets plebs to read nothing stories.

>>133541423
Most likely they were all drugged to cover up the experiment if it went wrong and you've heard the drooling ramblings of deeply troubled servicemen fucked over by their superiors.

>>133541965
By what definition is matter material?

File: 1497310281289.jpg (145KB, 1920x1541px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1920x1541px

>>133538097
>We sent light to space and part of that light stayed on earth

File: 1479301662388.jpg (37KB, 500x424px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 500x424px

>>133542169
I know man.

>>133541915
If so, then why is sending a digital bitstream not immediately being done and used for infinite internet? From what I understand this cannot be done, despite the apparent idea of "transmitting information".

>>133541965
Photons have energy, and are somewhat treatable as particles. With the right interactions you can turn photons into things with mass, and vice versa.

This is unlike forces, which do not have energy of their own, but are abstractions of interactions with particles.

I don't object to them being called "objects"

File: 1452780482153.png (743KB, 1384x1496px) Image search: [Google]

743KB, 1384x1496px

>Quantum entanglement occurs when two objects are formed at the same instant and point in space - effectively existing in two separate places at once. Although they are separated, the two objects are immediately influenced by each other regardless of the amount of distance between them. This is known as the "wave function".

Umm... sweetie...

>>133542155
are you retarded?

QUANTUM ENTAGLEMENT IS NOT FTL TELEPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRAINLETS

>>133541423
More on this please. Sounds like what is ones on those Zeppelin's nowadays. Real spooky shit.

File: 1485987994830.jpg (27KB, 500x349px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 500x349px

>>133541763
>I'd prefer an Instant Redpilling Device.
They're called migrants.

>>133542324
The guy who wrote this article is a meme-tier "science journalist".

>>133542336
It's not even a light-speed information device yet as far as I can tell.

>>133541423
This is a meme-tier urban legend that's been printed word-for-word in 'Spooky Mysteries of the Unknown' books since god knows when.

File: 1485802903860.jpg (126KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 900x900px

>>133542324
>Umm... sweetie...
Umm no sweetie x

>>133542099
Fuck off before I teleport to your shithole and get dome from your babushka for 5 cents.

>>133541397
It's not going to be that bad.

Modern symmetric encryption ciphers are safe from quantum computers. They're unbreakable in practice (the theoretical "breaks" on them there have been are FAR from being exploitable in practice).

Most current asymmetric ones are much less safe though. And they're used to negotiate temporary keys for the symmetric ciphers (in widespread protocols like SSL/TLS, SSH, most VPNs, etc). So if you break them, you break the symmetric ones too (the way they're currently being used). But AFAIK, if you use very large keys, they will be safe from quantum computers for a very long time. This only slows down key negotiation until the symmetric ciphers kick in. And there are asymmetric algorithms designed to be safe from quantum computers. There are already efforts to promote quantum-safe algorithms.

Quantum computers aren't just "faster", it's that they compute differently and different algorithms are possible. Some things just aren't slow on quantum computers like they are on conventional computers.

So, conventional encryption can be rendered mostly safe from quantum computers already, and when it becomes a real issue, they probably can be rendered completely safe.

But, some traffic that was recorded before then might be decryptable in the future with quantum computers.

The NSA is known to have huge data storage facilities for intercepted traffic. They can't save all of it, but they save traffic of interest for indeterminable amount of time. As it is, it's probably mostly short term to give them the same to steal encryption keys.

File: mfwsweden.png (18KB, 126x128px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 126x128px

>>133538097
it's not real and everyone who fell for this popsci bs should leave this board

>>133538097
>We shat da photan throo da lzer. Is totes teleporty cuz normies b live anithin we say!

ive seen the FLY , i know how this ends

>>133542554
>it's not real and everyone who fell for this popsci bs should leave this board
Poland is right again.

HOW CAN WHITTU PIGGU EVEN COMPETE?

File: 1469492962160.gif (447KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

447KB, 640x480px

Fear Dahnald, for I have acquired the ultimate teleportation technique.

I will teleport every delegate to my side of the Republican Nomination, the side of true conservativism! Your days are numbered Dahnald. May you count them wisely.

/pol/ 2011:
"not buying it"

/pol/ 2017:
"WAAAH TELEPORT XD LIKE THAT MOVIE, THIS IS GOING TO END BANDLY"

>>133539001
Don't worry. Comcast will someone benefit more than anyone.

You'd never be able to tell if chinks actually did it, they all look the same

>>133542771
/pol/ is a normie board now.

This was debunked last year. The states of entangled particles were found to be determined when entanglement occurs and not later when you "check" one. The cloning thus occured before the entangled particles were separated. China obviously didn't get the memo.

>>133539281
teleportation is cut and paste NOT copy and paste

>>133541694
>aka photons (for now) can exist at 2 locations and be 'the same'. How is that possible? Nobody knows.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_indeterminacy

>>133542868
Teleportation replication

>>133538097
>teleportation now real
heh, nothing personal kid.

>>133542336
I was genuinely angry when I read the article and it turned out to just be a quantum entanglement experiment IN SPAAAAACE, no scratch that IN ORRRRRRRBIT. How much do you suppose the Chinks are paying for this propaganda campaign in Western media?

>>133538097
>chinks can teleport light
who gives a shit.

>>133542470

My hate for normies writing utter bullshit under the guise of 'quantum mechanics' is only exceeded by my hatred of people mispronouncing Japanese words.

File: 1498281095613.png (414KB, 706x528px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 706x528px

Can we please stop scientfic advance, I'm starting to get spooked

>>133538097
i want this to be real, but the chinese got caught lying about some shit with stem cells or cloning or something a year or so ago

>>133538721
Deebly goncerned.

>>133543065
They do it constantly m8 and it's not just with physics, they do it with genetics and other fields.

Fuck them.

>>133543221
It's not really an advance tbqh, it's boring and not exciting, I want juicy wormholes being opened. Like yours, open your wormhole for me bitch.

>>133543347
I'll put my worm in your hole

>>133543452
I'll grab my microscope bby x <3 xoxoxoxox

>>133538097
>Chinese scientists

Do not listen to this fucking article.
Chinese 'scientists' lie CONSTANTLY

They do this because there is no downside to being found out as being a fraud in China. Slap on the wrist at most, but if they secure funding; then they'll be rich for the rest of their lives.

Remember when they did entanglement across a river, and that turned out to be a hoax, too?

Remember this thing? It was a hoax, too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_radar

Taking Chinese studies at face value is like taking your 15 year old brother's life accomplishments as truthful. There might be some truth to it, but it's buried under his description of how he was a Navy steal.

Wait until someone can replicate their experiments

>>133543205
I agree tbqh deesu

>>133539250
Anime

>>133538097
when can I teleport out of this degenerate country

>>133543205
It's Chinese propaganda.
>The successful completion of the test is yet another indicator of China's growth as a space-faring and technologically advanced nation. The country already has plans in motion to establish a permanent human presence on its orbiting space laboratory, Tiangong-2 .

What does Chinese Skylab have to do with quantum mechanics, absolutely nothing, gotta make sure to remind the gweilo of how advanced China is though! CHINA MARCHES ON!
Blatant Chinese propaganda.

>>133543708
Good joke but no one is holding you back from leaving. I'm heading to Australia

>>133543708
>>133544018
Jump off Niagara Falls, you'll end up in Australia much quicker.

;^)

>>133539281
Stop reading Gantz, teleportation doesn't work like that.

>>133538097
>>>/x/

File: post-76368-1269296119.jpg (405KB, 600x580px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 600x580px

>>133542026
Weird occult dances either make you glow blue or turn invisible silly pirate

>>133538097
I saw that documentary on teleportation. I'm not falling for it

IF YOU GO THOUGH YOU DIE

File: You must.gif (461KB, 350x232px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 350x232px

>>133544219
>>>/lgbt/

File: 1482200075671.gif (2MB, 500x315px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x315px

>>133538097
>quantum entanglement
>teleportation

pick one faggot

>>133538097
Oh god. Calling it now, this is going to turn out to be the ultimate example of Chinese science fraud, bad enough to prompt reforms.

File: 200716_photonhologram_P.jpg (54KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 900x900px

>>133538097

A FUCKING

PHOTON

>>133544018
nobody leaves with a record

File: 1477346719882.png (98KB, 612x491px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 612x491px

>>133540881
Is there a bot posing as a Norway poster that always insta-archives links posted or something?

>>133544637
not a bot just autism

>>133544637
Check out this story about Norway.

https://www.thelocal.no/20150413/norway-child-agency-seizes-children-to-combat-inbreeding

Pssh nothin relevennt here

Go to sleep

File: 1467426919409.gif (2MB, 300x223px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x223px

>>133538097
>we will soon have the capability to teleport all niggers, kikes and brown people completely off the face of the planet

>>133538097

Yes we get it, chinks all look the same but that isn't the same chink

>>133538097
I'm afraid for the fly that will get trapped in the teleporter with the chink in this scenario

>>133544851
>teleportation shower chambers used by the 4th reich

>>133544901
It would be an improvement.

>>133544851
Sadly no, we're going to have to build rockets and AFRICA is gonna pay for them!

>>133538097
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2643332/Beam-Scientists-sat-teleportation-possible-transfer-atoms.html

OLD NEWS

File: 0a71605bf4e7110cb9b6e02eea6225dd.jpg (150KB, 976x1000px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 976x1000px

>>133538097

>tfw people think teleportation is a good thing
>they don't know that teleport consist of Cut & Paste
>Get erased from earth
>Oh, doesn't care, a clone has took your place.

>>133544980
>teleport the zyklon B straight into their lungs

File: 1499898247314.jpg (54KB, 480x625px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 480x625px

>>133538721
my sides.

>>133542893
this

>>133545344
You mean instantly teleport onto their uniforms to stop a typhus epidemic?

>>133545623
>oops, I missed

>>133545192
>Implying we have to cut
If I invent teleportation I'm keeping all the clones.

File: swallow.jpg (309KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

309KB, 1920x1080px

>>133545623
teleport my semen into her mouth during every report

>>133538097
Wow, quantum teleportation of (the information contained by) a single photon. Only 7x10^27 atoms more and they can teleport the state of a person to a previously entangled copy. Hooray.

Another one but we're going off the deep end on this one.

It's been hypothesized that the Tunguska Event which occurred in 1908 was perpetrated by a kind of teleportation mechanism, rumors spread that what decimated the area was not a meteor but in fact a spaceship which jumped mid-air over the area.

Theories perpetrate that teleportation creates a densely packed pocket of compressed air in the area in which a jump is conceived, effectively creating an explosion.

>>133544753
Good job, lithuanians. This is some african gold in bald people's heads retardation.

Fuck any hypothetical application to humans but this has HUGE implications for the internet and especially online games.

>>133542365
see >>133542503

File: bdhqwibdqbuicq.jpg (43KB, 385x358px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 385x358px

>>133547578
>Shooting a laser into space makes video games better because I fell for bait

>>133548113
>create and share information between 2 points instantaneously
>not the ultimate goal of networks
epic

>>133548274
>Instantaneously
because there's no such thing as lying to stupid normies.

>>133548531
not an argument

File: rxtcfvygbhjk.jpg (27KB, 399x385px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 399x385px

>>133548711
Oh God, are you really this easy to manipulate? I'll be sure to exploit this information later.

File: 1496781422248.gif (3MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 320x240px

>>133538995

>>133549271
topkek

>>133539345
I was scrolling through the thread waiting for someone knowledgeable to point this out.

The claims of doing anything instantly are ones you have to make carefully. Pairs of entangled particles do in fact behave instantly at a distance, that is to say they're both in uncertain (quantum) states and when you disrupt one it collapses into a random state and the corresponding pair collapses into some complimentary state, using that you can infer one state from another.

But both remote ends do not know what state the other end saw and because particles collapse from quantum states into real measurable ones in a random way, you can't infer anything using this. What you need to do is transmit the state of the other end over to the remote location for comparison, which has to be done, as you said, through a side channel. That is to say it requires some form of classic communication.

It's strange because this >>133540568 anon points out an interesting problem. photons travel at a very definite speed (the speed of light, because they have no mass) but at that speed time doesn't pass for them, in some respects they exist at all point in space along their trajectory at the same local time. And faster than this and time is considered to be ticking backwards.

Really need more technical sources on this and what's going on but i'm 99.999999 sure it's basically shoddy reporting by the media.

>>133538097
Friendly reminder this and way more advanced technologies are and have been for many years available to speacil access programs the 1951 national inventions secrecy act deems which patents are too controversial or liFe changing then they SHELF THEM. This is an attempt to right the qtong perpetrated ob humannity by ((them)) as a partial disclousre narrative. Do not fall for this, cia had jumprooms in the 60s & natural portals have existed hundreds of thousands of years ago, wake up.

>instantly transmit information

Journalists actually have no idea and need to be shot

>>133549271

Poland would be proud

File: 1499766997584.jpg (19KB, 625x561px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 625x561px

>>133538097
was it the Honorary Ubermench Chinks?

>>133547790
except its not a meme its real

>>133538097
Berkley and MIT have bothe teleported particles. Berkley sent one back in time. If you think elites don't text their handlers in the future, then you're a chink tier science monk.

File: Star Trek TOS Hikaru.jpg (96KB, 1200x896px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1200x896px

>>133538097
>device that replaces you with a exact copy invented by souless asian communists.
You couldn't make it up.

File: [Pyramid].jpg (124KB, 1024x819px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 1024x819px

>>133538097

BBP(Black Budget Programs) have had tech like this for a while now. Time Travel & Teleportation programs are some of the more unique ones.

[Talked about BBP's in past threads: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/]

BBP's also include things like Secret Space & Reverse Engineered Aircraft. They also include Super Soldiers,Chimera's & Clones.

>>133538697
Top Kek

File: Scotty-scotty-8484425-720-530.jpg (84KB, 720x530px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 720x530px

>>133538097

We've known about quantum entanglement for decades you daft limey.

>>133541423
Wasnt this the plot of an xfiles episode?

>>133538097
You literal retard. Educate yourself on how quantum mechanics work.

>>133538097

That's not teleportation. That's quantum entanglement. Where one photon is changed in one location, and quantum entangled photon elsewhere matches its properties.

Nothing is teleported, transported, removed, or transferred. Just information. It's the linking of two objects to behave identically to each other no matter how far apart they may be.

It's not teleportation. Article is badly written in the extreme by someone with no understanding of science what so ever.

>>133553175
What do you have on Super Soldiers?

>>133540531
Probably thanks to the D-Wave. Impressive tech that's kind of underrated

>>133538097

Thanks, chinks. Now go crunch some more numbers for the Aryan man.

>>133538097
>quantum entanglement
>teleportation
What the fuck is this crap

We dont even know how entanglement works, it may be that both particles have just built in information on how to behave when interacted with from creation till they stop existing
It may turn out we are sending shit all

Also fuck teleportation, im not cloning myself, i rather walk the way

File: yfbks0hxnc8z.jpg (39KB, 446x435px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 446x435px

I can see it happening

>super AIDS appears
>vaccine is developed
>go to the medical facility to get your shot
>there you are put in a "waiting room"
>gets teleported to another room with your brain changed to be more docile and obedient.
>old you gone forever

>>133538097
just so we are clear, i think we did this in a lab a few years ago....right?

>>133546040
i can already see problems with this tech

>>133549852
>Really need more technical sources on this and what's going on but i'm 99.999999 sure it's basically shoddy reporting by the media.

Nearly all "science" reporting is by the media. It's made for "nerdy" hipsters to post on their Facebook, nothing more.

>a photon
It's fucking nothing

>>133538097
fake news, the chinese fake everything

>>133538097
>1 Photon
>300 Miles
>Theoretical use =/= Practical use.
Fucking SAGE in all fields.

>>133549852
Its shoddy reporting. Its not teleportation, its the same object existing at 2 locations at once. You cant get data out of such a system because observing the event destroys it. You can mereley confirm it happened and thats about it. Media also loves to take shit thats true for tiny tiny particles in super high energy systems and say
>"WOOOOOAAAHHH.... LIKE.... WHAT IF YOU COULD LIKE..... DO IT WITH PEOPLE..... WHOOOOOAAAA..... SCIENCE!!!"

Thats not how quantum physics work. The wierd shit sub-atomic particles can do like exist in more than one place at once, posess negative mass, move in both directions of time at once etc etc is because theyre so so tiny that its easy for them to hit crazy high or crazy low energy levels, and since mass is a huge governing factor for the laws of conventional macro-physics sub-atomic particles start to flirt with not obeying them since they almost dont have mass.

That shit doesnt scale up to even the atomic or molecular level. So no. Just because we can make a photon exist in two places at once doesnt mean "maybe some day we can do it with people!"

The amount of energy required would destroy the human (and the rest of the continent they were standing on.) Plus you'd just turn em into photons, which..... collapse upon being observed or interacting with other objects.

>>133553311
HOW HAS NOBODY CHECKED THIS SHIT

>>133555599
CHECCCCKKKEEEDDD

File: IMG_1198.jpg (240KB, 988x708px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 988x708px

>>133538097
That's what happens when you don't have niggers in your country

>>133557132
Skeptics dictionary has a good name for it. "Quantum-whoo!" Its basically when people who bareley passed highschool try to link stuff thats true at the quantum level with stuff thats true at the macro-level.

Alternativley it can just be adding the word "quantum" in front of something to make it sound smarter. Very few people understand quantum physics well enough to actually make decent arguements so you can always appear more intelligent by learning enough buzz-words to chase off critics.

>>133541908
>M-muh photon particles!
>M-muh quantum judaism!

Fake and gay.

File: bukakefly.jpg (22KB, 640x352px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 640x352px

BrundelFly when?

File: 9914096.jpg (18KB, 274x238px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 274x238px

>>133538721
*teleports behind you*

Nothing personal kid

File: beam me up scotty.png (1022KB, 816x610px) Image search: [Google]

1022KB, 816x610px

>>133538097

>>133538382
its like no one ever read that stuff? i still ask people about that and the pixie dust? NO ONE EVER ASK ABOUT THE PIXIE DUST?!?!?!

doctor synthisizes pig intestine into a pwder an sprinkles it onto his fathers finger. His father had cut off the tip of his finger playing with a remote control helicopter. His finger tip GREW back...when interviewd about it he said, " Its the same as all my other fingers, only the fingernail has to be cut twice as often." Articles came out for months about how soldiers would have legs regrown then nothing...

>>133538097
they shot it to the satellite, that's barely teleportation

>>133538382
A photon is a light particle. They shined a laser in the sky. Real amazing

>>133538721
i'm more concerned about those teleporting Podesta brothers

>>133539250
Autism

File: 1499843261999.jpg (72KB, 300x399px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 300x399px

>>133538721
>T posing muslim family of six appears in your bathroom
Holy shit

>>133541908
It wont though. When they say "when one is altered so is the other" they dont mean "we moved it left and the other one moved left too."

When interacted with photons are destroyed (collapse into extremeley chaotic systems of energy and maybe other particles too) If you observe one the other goes poof too. Thats it. Thats what they got. When they say "information" they dont mean like "11100010101110011" they mean it in the physics sense. One is destroyed via observation and the other is too despite not being interacted with." Transferral of information is NOT transferral of DATA.

If entanglement as a means to transfer DATA were actually as easy as "up up down down up up" like some sorta morse code we'd have had FTL communication in 1985. Unfortunatley the chatoic mess the system between the two particles collapses into upon observation is almost the perfect definition of random and nobody can decode it or derive any other data from the "transmission" other than "well, somebody interacted with the other one."

>>133559742
Thats retarded tabloid bullshit. Nice to see idiots like you still fall for snake oil, magic crystals, and jesus's face spotted in a pair of stained underwear. Somebody has to keep the quackery industry alive.

>>133538208
>>133538259
>>133538382
It's not teleportation as we know it from Star Trek. The futon gets destroyed and a new exact copy is made at the destination.

>>133538097
quantum entanglement is not teleportation the chinks are just being chinks

>>133560469
its been reported on bbc shit dick on a stick

>>133538097
happening

File: 1497028740789.png (134KB, 482x315px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 482x315px

>destroy and recreate "teleportation"

>>133560496
>futon

>>133560732
That's what it is considering China's quality of production.

>>133560703
Yeah. The history channel says that aliens are trying to steal our livestock while the discovery channel convinced several hundred thousand people mermaids were real by forgetting to add in that the fake documentary about it was fiction.

Just because its on TV doesnt mean its true dipshit. Normal humans with functional IQ levels learn this by 6th grade.

*terepolts behind you*

File: hqdefault.jpg (8KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 480x360px

I wanna get out of Earth Senpai, pls get me out.

teleporting bullet killed JFK
shits old

>>133561015
nod an argumend you said nice tabloid and i said its on a real media site

>>133561201
Please dont breed

>>133561265
i have a 4.5 inch dick i dont wanna breed anyway

File: 1499546125876.jpg (65KB, 317x612px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 317x612px

>>133538721

File: D47A5187-F1B3-4550-A720-6BCD181C4758-35582-000028558150E943.jpg (12KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 225x225px

>>133541874
Same

File: 1325968165488.png (28KB, 225x150px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 225x150px

>>133538097
>Teleported a single photon 300 miles

If anyone believes this they deserve everything bad in the world

>>133538097
Teleporting a single photon doesn't mean you can teleport a person.

This really only has implications for communications, since you could use this to communicate over any distance without the possibility of jamming or interception of the signal.

>>133553459
no the spooky ship episode of TXF made everyone and everything age rapidly

>>133538097
Impressive. Well done China. Soon they'll be able to teleport my char sui chow mein into my lap.

File: flatearth.webm (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

theres no "receivers" up in space
in fact satellites dont even exist

people actually believe the news its hilarious

>>133538097
they're just going to use this to teleport my beloved doggo right into the boiling pot, aren't they? filthy subhumans.

File: 1494520022744.jpg (79KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 720x720px

>>133561807
Found the nigger

>>133561201
I looked up your spooky conspiracy about repressed tech. It was a meme started by some lying idiot.

Its made up bullshit. The man was missing some skin tissue and stem cells were used as a skin graft replacement. The mans claims that it regrew his nail bed and bone do not match medical records. The man made it up as well as the name "pixie dust."

Kys.

File: 29158011_.jpg (136KB, 584x1024px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 584x1024px

>>133559286
THANK YOU. Have a Lain

>>133562003
what

>>133561883
holy kek

>>133561807
/thread
(((science))) is just a jewish trick

>>133560496
I thought we had confirmed by now that this was how Star Trek's teleporters actually worked. Which changes the show a lot...

>>133561883
haha
whats worse i can imagine some rural chinks doing exactly this

>>133538259
>hung aryan education

File: Gantz v37 c379 - 101.png (594KB, 873x1300px) Image search: [Google]

594KB, 873x1300px

>>133544146
>stop reading gantz
are you implying that i should erase all the torrented volumes plus the movies?
heresy

>>133538097
oh fuuuuuuuug

>>133539250
I'm unironically starting to appreciate it again. Masculinity is a good thing to encourage in men.

File: 1494104156726.jpg (25KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 480x360px

>>133538097
finarry terepor me away to grorious nippon

>>133538097
Well for practical applications at least, it could be used for instant communications in a decade or two.

>>133538517
Audibly keked

File: 1490079228303.png (651KB, 604x531px) Image search: [Google]

651KB, 604x531px

>>133538097
>TELEPORTATION NOW REAL AND POSSIBLE THANKS TO CHINKS
>THANKS TO CHINKS
I really believed until I read that part. You have no idea how far behind the chinese are.

File: CHINAVSAMERICA.jpg (1MB, 5424x3200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 5424x3200px

>>133569076
>how far behind

>>133553741
How are the two connected to each other?

File: 1494499788652.jpg (152KB, 538x768px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 538x768px

>>133538995
fake country

>>133569274
t. Chang
Compare a rural chinese mainland village to your average american one. Also look at the military of China besides numbers they don't have anything. All their planes are bad copies of old russian fighters.

Teleportation kills the original you & spits out a new copy. YOU don't control the copy, because you're vaporized. The new you has no idea.

>>133570874
>only get capitalism recently
>complained about their through the roof growth rate not being fast enough for you

only a matter of time before they surpass us retard

>>133538097
They just copied our research.

>>133571141
China is doomed even if they surpass US GDP.

Cant even take a piss anymore without a chinaman doing teleporting penis inspections

>>133560496
That is how Star Trek teleporters work though. There are multiple episodes about them malfunctioning and not erasing the source people, making copies.

Seriously, if teleporters ever become common in our lifetime DON'T USE THEM. They kill you and make a copy of you at your destination

>>133571791

>use teleporter
>get turned into a half nigger flower mick hybrid

>>133571970
lmfao

>>133561807
the fuck earth's horizon is curved in that picture fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>133558687
So what if you had a shitload of these entangled particles stored up?
>wait for the first one to be destroyed
>if the next is destroyed within X amount of time its a 1
>if not its a 0

File: 1408745646778.jpg (31KB, 555x644px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 555x644px

>>133538097
Friendly reminder: when you're teleported the thing that comes out of the other end of the teleporter will be a copy of you, not the real you.

File: 18989487_980x1200_0.jpg (181KB, 980x651px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 980x651px

>>133571356
>China is doomed
america is doomed

they have all the means of production they can do everything indepentely without help

america doesnt have shit left except walmarts

I have my doubts

>>133572276
yea but thats kinda true for all of the west. consumption driven economies with fiat currencies and jack shit industrial output

its like it was all set up just to crumble and descend into chaos

>>133561807
If space isn't real and sattellites aren't real then why did the government give me a TS to make them spy on your mom's underwear drawer Jimmy.

File: 1489166921217.jpg (1MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3840x2160px

>people think teleportation will be a thing
the amount of energy needed could not fit into the universe

>>133538097
We're going to have to blow up China.

>>133539345
>>133540245
>>133549852
Quantum is only snake oil right now because our mathematics still hasn't caught up.

There are lots of mathematical puzzles left with even one million dollar rewards to solve them.

Advances in science and technology kinda require advanced math to be behind them, so yeah.

>>133553175
>>133554331
>Chimeras

Technically, once a woman successfully gives birth, she is now technically classified as a chimera.

>>133572276
I wonder how long its going to take the left in your country to finally realize that your corporations sold out your nation's future for short term profit, and that the Chinks make 'MURRICA tier patriotism and ethnochauvinism look like fucking sweden.

I have to say that its genuinely amazing how quickly your commies did a 180 on globalism once the right started saying that it was bad.

>>133538721
shadilay my friend.

>>133573066
Were you talking about America?

>>133538097
it's not teleportation, it's the instantaneous transfer of information, learn the difference

File: redyagasurisf.gif (101KB, 576x355px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 576x355px

>>133560496
I did not know that our technology has been so advanced that they could destroy and make a new exact copy of a futon somewhere else.

>>133538208
>proof

Six million more Jews teleported to the US.

>>133538097
Alice is in a different inertial frame, and time dilation moves her into the future slower than Bob.
Bob is now an oracle.
Causality BTFO!

>>133560496
Yes, that's the same process.