Whale kills Canadian rescuer after he helps free it
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/whale-kills-canadian-rescuer-after-he-helps-free-it/
Why would a whale do this.!!
Doesn't the whales know that we are only trying to help.
We are progressive.
We only want to save the whale from the evil that the white man does.
>>133531197
Those pompous little shits
Based whale.
>>133531197
people don't realize nowadays that animals are animals and are not logical
>>133531197
Fuck Canadians
>>133531777
>people don't realize nowadays that niggers are niggers and are not logical
I agree, kike.
>>133531197
>Omg why this whale do this
fucking easy, whale just hate humans just look what they did to this world. If i was a whale i would do the same like that based whale did.
kek, good job random whale
Not even whales like leafs?
canadian rescuer obviously won whales BTFO
>>133531197
Wtf i hate whales now, smitty fetch the harpoon!
What the fuck is in that picture
Did the flesh grow around the rope?
>>133531197
Because that whale knows how to deal with leafs
>>133532058
kek
>>133532058
W-what's this.
Kudos turkbro. Literally the best comment I've ever seen from that flag
>>133531197
WTF I hate whales now.
he was oppressed
>>133531418
>i print 200 copies in full colour
>post them up around DFW
>lulz ensue
>>133531197
The whale was very generous. It knew that the Canadian would only win if he was killed.
>>133531197
The whale wanted him to win
The Jew..fears the Whale.
>>133531197
>Whale that sucks
>>133531197
Probably tried to fuck it or misgendered it.
>>133531197
#NotAllWhales
>>133531197
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, why? that's one less leaf in the world
>>133532905
A true loss to mankind.
how did the whale kill him?
they cant eat us
>>133532549
Please do, you can always post them near lower Greenville, I'm sure they'll love it.
>>133531197
>don't free the whales because one might kill you
Is that you mean?
>try to kill self after realizing the pointlessness of life
>retarded leaf stops you
>you fight back
justice
>day of the whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
>whale comes up to human
>humans stick harpoons in whale
gee i wonder why
he dindu nuffin
>>133531197
/ourwhale/ ?
>>133531197
if you had the reading comprehension of at least a 5 year old you'd know it was an accident
not like the whale fucking attacked him and dismembered him and ate his remains
>>133533087
Why not? Whales can eat us. In this case though it probably perceived the leaf as a threat.
>>133533899
Whales mouth is actually small. Only made to eat small fries like Brazil
>>133534126
>Whales mouth is actually small.
>>133534126
decent bantz for a roach
>if you get killed by your enemies you win
>>133531993
Pedro here is on to something.
>>133534126
>whales mouth is small
>roach education
Bruh, bruh, bruh
>>133532197
This. Fucking based Whale.
>>133534406
>>133534745
Sorry it's the blue whales that can't eat big things.
http://www.whalefacts.org/do-blue-whales-eat-people/
>>133531197
we must retaliate, we can't show weakness here
>>133531197
frog and the scorpion.
>>133531197
>Be around giant animal
>Act stupid
>Get crushed and die
Leaf was wrong. Whale is just an animal.
>>133531197
>We only want to save the whale from the evil that the white man does.
Pretty sure white men havnt been whaling for like 200 years
Whaling is one of the few things that piss me off about japan
Are they eating them?
I thought they just killed them for fun
>>133532549
>DFW
214 here
>>133534999
I always knew the cancer flags were leafs.
(((whales)))
>>133532549
817 here
Also, whales initiating Day of the Rake confirmed
Oh my gawwwd, like, save the planet and stuff! I'm so in tune with nature, I post a picture of me hiking on Instagram every week, and I smoke weed!
pic related
>>133534819
Fuck, I hate foxes. They are like cute doggos but with snake eyes. Kind of like women are always so sexy and fuckable but then they have the brains of a child. I hate women too, btw.
And I don't want to fuck foxes.
>>133531197
>Why would a whale do this.!!
>>133531777
>people don't realize nowadays that animals are animals and are not logical
Look at what color the whale was
>>133535350
>what are Faroe islands
The specie they hunt is very far from extinction and has a rising population though.
>>133536023
You might want to word this all better.
Kinda sounds like you want to ____ ___ ___.
>>133531777
Even a rational and benign whale could fuck up easily, we are talking about the mass of 500 Americans.
Kinda looks like a nose coming out of the abyss
>>133536427
Kill all foxes? Damn right I do.
>>133531197
Is he dare i say /ourwhail/?
>>133536016
is that Gay Link
Canadians could learn from the Japanese approach to whales. While the naive leaf believes the whale to be an enriching creature the wise Jap rejects the whale despite international liberal condemnation
>>133531197
good for the whale
>>133531197
Fucking leaf newfags.
They just let the whales fucking steal their fisk straight from their fishing lines too.
Whales are always pushing it, so you need to put them in their place. They always try to steal all the fisk. Let them do that and they start to drown you too for the keks of it. Make no mistake, the whales are your enemy
>>133531197
miss me yet?
>>133531197
Because fuck leafs; that's why.
>>133531197
Charge it with murder. Pick related.
>>133531197
>Canadian man wins
>>133531197
Who cares, what's one dead among the 1.37 billion still living!
>>133531197
It was a evil whale.
>>133536930
>>133531418
fpbp
>>133532549
>>133531418
Kek, I like so many others actually have this exact image on my wall
>>133531197
If you kill your rescuer, you win
>>133531197
RAKED
>>133531197
Whales confirmed humanity's best friend. Day of the rake soon, leafs.
>>133537195
Why is the cut behind the head so deep? Bleeding them out?
>>133532905
It was just a slimy wicker. No loss
based whale
>>133537644
Jej
>>133536817
Yes the japs hate whales because they have bigger penises
>>133537466
Bestonians are some of the few good people left in this world.
>>133531197
Thought this would happen more, you're freeing a wild animal
It's not going to turn and thank you dumbass
Need to make sure you can get away after freeing safetly
>>133531197
Whales don't give a shit.
>>133537793
It's going off and also they yes.
I actually never have grinded whale before, the sheep niggers to that. Usually when they gas the whales the regular way they get slaughtered on the spot on the ship.
Would be fun to go grinding though
He didn't check his terrestrial privilege before prepping that whale
>>133531197
>treat animals humanely
>they dont return the favor
>act shocked
>>133531197
The whale did what was right and natural to every free thinking creature, he removed the leaf. Remember, a whale knows what's right, you now have no excuse. Remove the leaf wherever he may hide.
>>133533087
it hit him..or something
>struck
whatever that means
It's a myth that death is a bad thing. Only those that survive care.
>>133534406
their throat is like the size of a basketball. That's just it's mouth pouch thing
>>133531197
The whale was obviously an American.
>>133538777
The leaf also suppresses your true form.
>>133531197
Funny how this is the one thread Norbot doesn't turn up to.
Whale wanted the rescuer to win.
>>133531777
>>133538777
Some real fuckery going on here.
>>133531197
The article isn't very specific, it seems like Mr. Howlett didn't clear off asap. Whales are obviously humongous creatures that weigh tons, the simple act of swimming away could unintentionally kill a human. From the article description it seems like the whale was excited to be cut loose.
>>133531197
>Struck him by accident whilst it was swimming away
Danger HEAVY LOAD. Those things arent teddybears.
If you rescue your killers, you win.
>>133531197
Whales are big. They'll kill you on accident.
>>133534745
I agree with what you are saying but that is a whale shark
>>133531197
"Oh my Good sir, you saved me! How can I ever rep- A FUCKING LEAF"
>>133531197
Even whales hate leafs.
>>133531197
Leaf was warned of the dangers of fat chicks, leaf didn't listen.
>>133531197
/ourwhale/
Is it ok to eat whale meat now?
>>133531511
Leaves must be raked.
>>133531197
If you kill the rescuer, he wins
>>133531418
Gotta nuke something
>>133531197
for lulz of course you faggot
>>133531197
https://youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek
>>133531197
>>133531197
That's a pretty dick whale.
>>133531197
I fucking love it when PETA faggots and get eaten by animals and Islamophiles are raped and butchered.
Nothing in this world fills me with so much satisfaction as poetic justice handed to weak virtue signaling dipshits.
He tried to bum the whale
>>133533493
>whales have a collective consciousness
>whales understand cause and effect
>whales have human emotions
go back to posting pics on tinder of yourself tongue kissing your dog
>>133534126
> When you cant tell if its trolling / bantz.
> Or a fucking roach being a roach.
>>133531197
To bad we couldnt bail-leen him out of that whale of a tale
>>133543282
You are subhuman. You hide out on 4chan bc you can't relate to people IRL. Fucken loser. Thank god you will not procreate.
>>133543903
did my meanie weenie pic hurt your poor fee-fees?
Animals are animals you fucking child
>>133531197
>Why would a whale do this.!!
The guy wasn't an injun, mudslime or gay and sounds white, probably a government sponsored whale
>>133531197
maybe japan knows the truth about whales
therefore we must eat all of them
>>133531783
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>>133531993
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>>133537644
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>>133542634
>this obsession with Canadians
You're all just CRAVING the BCC, aren't you?
>>133531197
animals can sense evil in people
the whale sensed that the man was Canadian and a tree hugger, so it rightfully ate him
>>133546019
>animals can sense evil in people
What a fuck? Are your retard or what?
>>133545051
Fuck off Ahmed, go fuck a goat or something.
>>133546236
Hahahah
>being this triggered over animal violence
Fucking liberal shills confirmed
friendly reminder to casually post gore on /pol/ to get rid of the 16 year olds such as >>133543903
>>133536757
Fire tunica cosplay
>>133543282
I fucking hate this video. If I was there and knew that I wouldn't get busted for killing the trash that did that to that poor dog, I'd fucking dismember him.
>>133546505
No no, you have it wrong, see these psychos >>133543903 care more about animals than they do people. Post animal cruelty instead, that will drive them away
>>133531197
I bet she was a female. Females kill you health and your wallet.
>>133545771
We shouldjust annex your shitty cuntry, you fucking faggot
>>133531197
>Not even whales like Leafs
What a strange timeline
>>133531197
>What is moby dick
You uncultured swines make me sick.
What did he mean by this?
>>133546848
>Buzzfeed's next article = 10 Signs that whales have joined the patriarchy
>>133531197
Whales = niggers confirmed
>>133545051
“The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.”
― Mark Twain, What Is Man?
Of course, I wouldn't expect a nigger like you to have enough empathy and intelligence to understand this.
>>133531197
>Japs and chinks hunt whales
>Marine life is smarter than people give it credit
>Whale probably recognized it's a human and just fucked him up
What goes around comes back around.
Dolphins are nice though, save people from drowning all the time.
>>133531197
Looks like that Canandian won
>>133546616
Sure you would, captain neck beard.
>>133534836
>(((whalefacts)))
Gimme a break, anon.
Eat shit, GreenPeace.
>>133548804
Lard-assed Jew lover
>>133546505
Well clearly he fucked up. Mind giving us a little context so that we may not fuck up like he did?
>>133537177
Who is that whimpy mexican next to mighty Trudeau?
>>133543857
>>133531197
Find the fuckers who made the net and persecute them for murder.
>>133531197
>PLS USE THE ARCHIVE FRIEND
https://archive.is/fCb48
>https://archive.is/fCb48
https://archive.is/fCb48
>>133550861
DAS PAPI TRUDEAU MR LEAF
>>133536766
Canada now stands with Japan in their efforts to rid the world of these wretched creatures
>>133531197
The whale was black ops..
The leaf had to be iced
>>133551231
>DAS PAPI TRUDEAU MR LEAF
Looks nothing like him.
>>133547933
>Animals have no morality
>therefore they can't be immoral
>therefore they are better than us who have a code of morals and don't always follow it
that is the most retarded shit I've ever heard.
>whales can't play tennis
>I can play tennis but I lose sometimes
>therefore whales are better than I am at tennis because they've never lost a game of tennis
you should be embarrassed you posted this