If you had a time machine what would you do ?

>>133523107
go back in time and kill Yacub
>checkmate white people

Give machine guns to crusaders.

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>>133523107
No bully of the Anne here Pierre

>>133523107
Teach the Romans besieging Jerusalem what sanitation is. No disease outbreak means no broken siege, meaning no surviving jews.

I would make Ann Frank my gf

>>133523107
warn the left about the alt-right and the right-wing to stop this alternate reality.

I think I'd live in each century for a couple months to get the whole tourist experience
It'd be weird because I'd want to tell them about combustion engines and computers and modern technology but I have no real idea how to actually build those things so I'd probably be hung for being insane

>>133523107
Inb4 big bang what up suck it losers

Beat Mayer Amschel Rothschild to death with a barbed wire bat.

>>133523328
Good luck finding him.
>>133525671
>t. Jeff Mangum

>>133525828
What will you say" hey you know that crazy tumblr shit you come up with? Stop it. Dont nominate that crook hillary, have some class for once."

rape white women

>>133523107
Go back and tell the south to pick cotton without slaves.
It's harder now but your grandchildren will thank you

I'd submit the lyrics to Katy Perry's Firework to a small, obscure poetry contest that publishes the entries. Then I'd sue the everloving hell out of her in the present.

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>tfw want to fulfill Mangum's wishes but don't want to deprive myself and the world from ITAOTS

>>133525828
>to stop this alternate reality

This isn't an alternate reality, my friend.

It's the TRUE reality :^)

Gather knowledge.Watch how the pyramids were built.Watch how Atlantis looked.Watch what happened to Mars.Et cetera.

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>>133526584
go back to mu faggot

>>133523107
Show the founding fathers what will happen to this country and its culture if they dont sterilize every nigger on the continent.
Also blow Karl Marx's brains out before he even has a chance to write.
Ditto for Muhammad.

>>133526553

Or just show the northern troops a picture if new York today

Tell Hitler to not invade Russia and to thank me later.

Go watch Denmark beat Germany in the 1992 football european championship final in Sweden again

I am a simple man

>>133523107
Be Hitler's military advisor

>>133526803
muhammand doenst existed,wanna bet?

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>>133523328
Kek

Gave machine guns to the men at the alamo

>>133523107
DO NOT INVADE RUSSIA
I REPEAT
DO NOT INVADE RUSSIA

>>133523107
Rape myself for keks

Form real death squads of whites to eliminate niggers in the early 1900s

/thread

>>133525593
>Teach the Romans besieging Jerusalem what sanitation is. No disease outbreak means no broken siege, meaning no surviving jews.
Hey, that's pretty good.

>>133527015
>Be Hitler's military advisor
Would he listen though?

Stop fukushima

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>>133523107
>If you had a time machine what would you do ?

Join Alexanders army and encourage him to invade Arabia. Hopefully ending islam before it even begins.

>>133527503
Invading Russia or war with Russia was inevitable. His mistake was advancing too far. He needed the Russian army to fight near the dneipper river. The supply line is manageable and the Russians have to deal with their own shitty roads.
Then fight a series of encirclement battles.
And don't send the deathsquads into the Ukraine or at least wait. That would keep the partisan issue to minimum.

>>133523107
Go back in time, look completely out of place, with a completely foreign accent. Get burned at the stake.

>>133523107
save her

>>133527768
anyone will listen if you can prove you're from the future

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>>133527991
>not wiping out the Hebrews

>>133523107
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

probably go back in time and teach the japanese how to make meth

>>133523107
I'd kill john Wilkes booth on his way into the Ford theater, that way Lincoln can carry out his plan to send the niggers back to africa

>>133526762
And even if we assume Atlantis is real, how would you ever hope to find it?

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I thought we agreed on this in the last thread.

i would stop the french revolution from ever happening

That is when things fundamentally started to go wrong

>>133523107
I'd go back to like 1950 and just live.

buy a fuckton of Bitcoin and sell it before the Mt. Gox crash