90% of millennials can't answer this correctly

Ghostbusters

My buddy Jamal who has Cricket wireless.

>>133518644
My second mobile phone in my pocket

>>133518804
The point of this thread isn't to answer the picture's question. It's to brainstorm ways to make millennials think more critically about the world.

>not calling the guy holding the gun
will he answer and save you, or not answer and murder you?

>>133518644
Liam Neeson of course.

fuck, that's a hard one.
maybe stop rewarding them for failures and non-accomplishments and take away the dopamine machine in their pockets
just a thought.

oh and i would actually call the police here because they never fucking answer the phone and take upwards of 50 minutes to arrive at an emergency

>>133518958
You can call urself.

>>133518644
>my dad lmbao
>my ex
>my dead sibling lmbao rip

there i covered every top liked normie reply

>>133518644
411, operator

>>133518644
Call myself/2nd phone
Or Bell Canada.

>>133518644
If I was the guy on the pic I would have called my dad .

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>>133518644
I call my house

>>133518644
Call yourself.

>>133518644
My father.

RIP 1958 - 2011

Miss you :(

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>>133518983
too late

Call any 555- number in the states and it won't pick up. 555- doesn't exist

>>133518644
I would just call my other SIM card

Call some random ducking number

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The only woman I loved.

A speaking clock is more reliable desu

The govt runs a couple

>>133519412
why the fuck do you type "lmbao"?

(Area code) 867-5309
If they have a meme number like that they probably never answer unknown numbers

>>133519392
mind = blown XD

>>133518644
I call my mother and then ask the perp to fire after about 5 minutes.

Microsoft support

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>>133519591

>>133519591
laughing my bitch ass off XD

A government agency, DMV etc.

>>133518644
Just type in 30 random numbers and no one will pick up

Myself

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>>133518644
Call yourself

>>133519561
randoms russian roulette, tho.

>>133518644
my old number

>>133518644
Oh ive def got enough x's where this shouldnt be a problem.

>>133518644
555-5555

911

I would call bullshit.
On this thread

>>133518644
callcomcast obviously

>>133519666
no seriously you fucking nigger what does the b stand for

>>133518644
Call yourself

>>133518644
My number. Don't answer. Duh.

id call my drug dealer HAY OH

>>133518958
How would you answer he would probably think your pulling a weapon

>>133518644
just call his dad

OP's mom, fuck this life.

Call your own number


Next

>Autism answer:

If you live in pretty much any area in the Americas, check your listings for 333-3333.

It's almost always going to be an accident lawyer, or a cab company. They'll be guaranteed to answer.

Go on, check it for yourself.

i would call bones the rapper from teamsesh because his phone is always dead because he is also a dead boy as to answer you question about millennials we do nothing and let them learn naturally through trial and error like we all did

>>133518644
/pol mods.

Call yourself

>>133518644
I'd call Jesus

>>133518644

My doctor. Literally never picks up his phone and will generally just check his missed calls once a week and call me back at some point unless I leave a message with his nurse practitioner that I'm seriously ill.

can't you just call your own cell phone number?

>>133518644
My wife ;_;

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>>133518644
This isn't political in the slightest, fuck you.
Everyone will obviously glance over your stupid fuck last ditch effort at the end
>How do we fix the millennial problem, /pol/?
Because you provided two questions.
Kill yourself for shitting up the board.

>>133518644
my gf or any women in my family, would go to voicemail but voicemail is full

>>133518644
Mom. She always drops the call to call me back (in purpose of saving my money). Does that counts?

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>>133519866

>>133518644
obviously the police

Good luck trying to kill the police faggots

>>133519933
Why would he answer?

>call myself
so hard

>>133518644
The Refund Department of Bernie Sanders campaign.

>>133519435
i saw what you did there, mr.not-france.

>>133518644
8679305

>>133518644
My wife at work.

Or 555-555-555...

>>133519162
>>133519422
>>133519577
>>133519822
>>133519933
>>133519996
>reading comprehension

>>133519835
This is the only good answer

>>133519306
Does living without a smartphone really improve your life? I imagine most people would go back to carrying around 40 devices.

>>133519435
Lol

>>133519435
kek

this

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>>133518644
call the bogs so they can teleport behind the guy with the gun.

>>133518644
>be black
Call 911

What if I want them to answer? I'll just call my mom.

>>133519591
>laughing my benis ayyyy o

>>133518644
I'd call my mom
she never answers

>>133518804
FPBP

>>133520242
then it goes to voicemail, the machine answers you idiot

>>133518644
Call VA suicide hotline. Shit goes to voicemail.

a 555 number

>>133518644
My bannnk

I call the person holding the gun.

>>133518644
just call a taxi
>>133519162
>>133519850
underrated

>>133518644

The racial discrimination against whites help hotline

>>133519520
>>133519520
Finish the cycle of eternal return

867-5309.
It's my number

>>133520163
ya but who would you call senpai?

>>133520165
Your family female foul bloodline genes should go extinct.

Can't I just mash the buttons and call a random and invalid number?

>>133519435
what the fuck

the flag isn't even faded or anything, the ultimate stealth rare

>>133520551
>there are people on /pol/ too young for this

>>133520551
Someone call this autist

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I have a friend who has a tablet with a SIM. He can text, but not take calls. I call the tablet.

>>133518644

I would just dial one of the robot cold-callers I get 3-4 times a day

I would have shot the guy before letting him put a gun to my head.

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>>133519508
>i miss you too son

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>>133518644
>say 'just call 911'
congrats, they answer and you die, per the picture you posted. is everyone in this thread retarded?

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>>133518644
Just about anyone, if they dont answer then its business as usual.
If they do then BINGO!

>>133518644
If it's past the shift i call my boss.

would call my own mobile number

>>133520858
>He'll answer just to tell you, you're fired.

>>133520551
pretty catchy number

>>133520441
>if they answer
>they answer
>they
Not a machine, the person. You aren't calling the machine.

>>133518644
you just call yourself

>>133520441
>moving the goal posts
An answering machine is not somebody answering the phone, unless you're in a fucking office building with a secretary

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Me m8 who only texts and has his phone on perma-DND

The queen of england's mobile she never answers it.

>>133519435
Goddamn stealth RARE

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>>133518644
Leroy should just dial up his father

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>>133520551
Jeneh! I'm coming jeneh!

>>133518644
1161111
lithuanians will get it

555-2424

No one will get this reference without googling.

>>133518644
White guy with gun to black head

While they're busy brainstorming the subliminal messages seep into the brain

>>133520551
bump 4 u austism

>>133521775
>No one will get this reference without googling.

Truth.

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Do You realize that 90% of you are fucking God damn millennials? I'm fucking hours old and I am a millennial.

>>133518644
I remember a classmate of mine who's a total queer snowflake once made a FB status saying how unexpected calls give her a tremendous amount of society and that she will only respond to texts, so definitely her. Whoops, I mean them, gotta get those pronouns right.

Also an easy answer would be to call a business in a different country that's definitely closed

>>133522219
What's your point?

>>133522219
30 fucking years old not hours FAHGOT PHONE TYPING SHIT

>>133522248
>unexpected calls give her a tremendous amount of society

lol

>>133522248
>tremendous amount of society
Random calls give her the urge to start a civilization?

there are some providers that will tell you when a phone number isnt operating, so you have to make sure it isnt one of those numbers

>>133522342
YOU ARE EQUAIVILANT TO SOME FUCKING 13YR OLD SAYING THEY WERE BORN IN THE WRONG TIME YEAR I LOVE THE BEETLEA HEHE I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG TIME FUCK THIS AND FUXK YOUR PHONE DOPE SHIT THAT OTHER FAGGOT POSTED PHONES ARE FUCKING GAY

>>133520312
>spent 10 years of my life without a phone in my pocket
>people just stuck to the plans without being flaky ass motherfuckers who sent messages 5 mins before a rendez vous to ask where we should meet
>everything was actually good and chilled and not rush-driven, speed obsessed

I miss those time lads

>>133518644
I don't get it.
>Call 911
>911 literally always answer, that's the point of them
>You die

I would think it should be the other way around. Who the fuck picks up a phone anymore. Get on Kek fool

>>133520745
^^^^^
|õ\õ|
| - |
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V

>>133522556
Millennials can't criticize their own generation?

Kill yourself faggot.

>>133518644
Myself

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>>133518644
My ex

>>133522781
HEHE GUYS IM VIRTUAL SINGLING THE OLDER PEOPLE ARENT I HEHEHEBE FUXKING FUCK YOU

>>133522900
Are you alright?

^^^^^
|õ\õ|
|__-_|
|,___|
\__/
V

>>133518644
A Jew's toll-free telephone number.

>>133522556
>>133522900
You're doing a great job showing off the insight and intelligence of millennials.

>>133519435
you're alright, not-france

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>>133518644
Is this entire thread full of millenials, or are you all just mentally fucking retarded?

>>if they answer, you die
>>If they don't, you're free
>Everybody calls "911", and dies
What the fuck? I'd call my own number because I wouldn't pick the fucking phone up.

>>133518644
I would call myself.

>>133518644
>>133518644
any 555 number

>>133518644
>Who do you call?

My one true love.

(._. )

>>133518644
>not calling the 800 number that's always busy
never gonna make it

*68 and call anyone at all, because they won't pick up a number they don't know.

>>133518644
I'd phone the guy holding the gun to my head.
He's currently busy and if he takes one hand off the gun to answer I'll let him know that he's holding the gun wrong and that it isn't safe to only hold it with one hand.

Fucking obvious.

Myself. The line would be busy and the phonecall doesn't go through.

>>133518644
Why wouldn't they just call themselves?

>>133523119
>>133523085
No I'm mad at this phone that I don't wanna use suck my fucking duck

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>>133518644
My family

>>133518644
my father

My dealer. Fucking useless cunt.

>>133523547
>lashing out
>phone posting
>acting retarded in general
yep, that's a millenial

>^>^ le meme carrot
|õ\õ|
|_U_|
|,___|
\__/
, ,\,/

>>133518644
does it have to be an actual person? because if not you can just call any random 800 number. if machines aren't allowed, then you're fucked because even answering machines would qualify.

>>133520444
Stay safe bro.

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>>133518644


His father

>>133518644

I'd call my own call phone.

>>133518958
Trust no one. Not even yourself.

>>133522219
Exactly.
Millennials are those who were alive before 2000 yet not yet an adult, they are the first group of people to hit adulthood in the new millennium, hence the name. Birth date is 1983 and 1999. So 18-34 years old. Which is the absolute vast majority of people using this website.

>>133518939
I unironically have Cricket. I get 20 gigs LTE before they throttle it back down to 3G speeds unlimited all for $50 a month. What's wrong with Cricket, nigga? Should I lock myself into a $120 contract with Verizon to help pay for my shitty iphone 13?

>>133518644
My best mate, the cunt never answers..

>>133518644
I'd tell him to call his dad.

>>133518644
911

>>133518644
Does it count if it goes to voicemail?

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>>133520846
>>lift the bar
>>the bar
>>bar


You mean the pipe, right? A pipe has a hollow cross section you fuckwit

>>133520551
I got it. I got it.

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>>133518644
>call gf
>she does not exist
>live
>tfw no gf
>why live

my parents

>>133523547
Quack quack nigger

>>133520296
>555-5555
Hello is Indiana Jones there?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xd5j7f_dave-chappelle-hello-is-indiana-jon_fun

>>133521775
Wow. A full house reference. So cool that you know about a 5 second scene from a show.

>>133520947
for a german, hearing those words would be worse than hearing the gun fire

>>133522219
>I'm fucking hours old

kids these days getting internet access earlier and earlier

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>>133518644

>>133519933
Please be pretending to be this retarded. Please

>>133518644
My wife's son

This thread is full of people that can't read or write.

>>133525307
You sound upset that I know about a 5 second scene from a show.

If its Sunday call chick fil a

>>133518644
I'd call myself, but probably there'd be some call waiting bullshit on my phone and I'd fat finger it and answer myself.

>>133520250
lol

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>>133519508
>based Dad lives on through you, anon.
F for respect

>>133520373
>call the bogs
>hand the phone to the assailant
>"it's for you"
>he starts shaking
>blows his own brains out

the call that saved anon.

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>I'm not a Millennial, i swear guys!
No.
If you are between the ages of 18-36, you ARE a Millennial, If you are between the ages of 0-17, you are Gen Z. I realize that there is a somewhat of a cultural difference between those born in the early 80s, and those born in the mid 90s. But you are ALL still Millennials.

>>133518644
>if they answer you die
call myself don't pick up

>>133518644
My college years drug dealer. Dude never EVER answers his phone.

>>133526000
Checked. Can I get a swift synopsis?

>>133518644
My insurance company.

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>>133519591
Cause he's a nigger

>>133518644
I'm kind of angry at the retardation of this post op
I have like 20 fucking things coming to my mind.
A LEAF
A FUCKING LEAF
t.Quebecker

>>133518644
I'd call Sterling Archer. Probably get shot by accident though.

>>133523218
OH SHIT NIGGA, STOP ACTIVATING THOSE MOTHA FUCKIN' ALMONDS!

>>133527215
I wont recommend u heading to that danger zone

>>133518644
Why not just call your own phone? You could then choose to not answer.

If I have to pick hard mode, I would call my AA Sponsor. He never answers the phone.

>>133518644
Define "millennial" first

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>>133518644
>Sure i call my girlfriend

>>133523763
You've never dealt with a boomer before have you?

>>133518644
The police.

My ex gf. I've called her like 10 times a day since we broke up and she never answers

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>>133519508
>2011
Chris-chan, is that you?

the refugee office. "you are 132.641 callar, please wait"

Call my German friend whose phone number is disabled because she's in Germany now. Checkmate.

>>133520551
Saw your number on the wall the other day.

>>133518644
My gf

>>133518644

Fucking idiots, you call yourself. 100% guaranteed not to answer as number is busy

>>133529219
Trust no one. Not even yourself.

Call a fax machine

>>133518644
867-5309 (Jenny)

>>133520444
true as funk.

>90% of millenials can't answer this correctly

Because Springs doesn't exist anymore in most places, Jesus Christ baby boomers are retarded.

For all you youngfags/foreignfags: Springs would be the only valid answer, because it was an automated message telling you the time and weather.

>>133519435
Fucking shrekt

I'd call my father

>>133518644
Who the fuck calls their friends out of the blue anymore? Everybody I know just texts. The only calls I ever make are to family and for work.

>>133518644
i call myself, check mate atheists

>>133518644
I'd call my ex but she blocked me. :(

>>133518644
Millennials are dumber than rocks. Literally Obama's kids.

They can't even tell you if the birth certificate Obama released was in fact a verifiable forgery correctly, How the fuck can you expect them to know jack shit about anything?

A store well past closing hours, of course.

>>133530669
blue-pilled degenerate detected

>>133518644
my girlfriend
JUST ANSWER YOU WHORE

>>133518644
I would have said a car dealership but either way, I suppose.

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>>133529625
This

I'm so glad the police will be able to help my dead body

>>133518644
That safe driving advice number on my bumper.
1800-EATSHIT

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I'd call one of my other phones.

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>>133519568
same my man
tfw she hates me while i still love her
worse feel doesnt exist

>>133518644
the phone of the guy with a gun to my head.

when he answers I grab his gun.

>>133518644
if i was the guy in the pic i'd just call my dad...

>>133524641
oh lookie here, we got ourselves an engineering studnet. dumb fuck, for all intensive purposes its the same fucking thing in this situation.
\\noun
1.
a long rod or rigid piece of wood, metal, or similar material,

meets the definition. kill yourslf fag

>>133531043
What gave me away? Seriously though, do people really just call their friends up out of nowhere to chit chat anymore? Seems weird. If you want to hang out and talk just text them to meet you someplace and talk. Face to face is better.

>>133518644
Press 1
Call
Doesnt work
Woo

>>133519435
>>133519936
>>133531619
>darnit

>>133519306
Holy shit! Do you live in a city or a rural area?

>>133518804
FPBP

>>133518644
Easy, I call my office phone and don't answer because I'm not there and the door is locked at all times.

>>133531660
Man, it's for all intents and purposes. It's not for all intensive purposes.

my husband is at work so there's a 50-50 chance he will let it ring and text me

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>>133518644
Stop responding to millennial threads you worthless fucks. Get a job or a hobby.

>>133519435
shieeeeeeeeeet

>>133519568
>>133531577
She would have cheated on you and you would have killed yourself
It might not be true but this is the delusion I live with to make it easier

>>133518644
my dad

;(

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>>133518644
My dead friend whose number I don't want to take out of my phone

>>133518644
i will call the bog bros

>>133518644
The only thing that can fix millennials is another world war.

>>133518644
So you basically said you'd kill yourself and they told you you're very smart because of it or what am I missing?

>>133533366
The only right decision.

I'd call my phone for my mistresses. I don't keep it on me. I'd be gravy.

>>133524278
What do they consider 3g speeds my based man of color?

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>>133518644

>>133520406
My mother hardly ever picks up but there are those very few times where she does. I'd be playing Russian roulette with that one.

>>133518804
FPBP

I'd call my ex-coworker.

>co-worker is a faggot
>engaged to a "woman" who was born a man
>he calls another co-worker's wife ugly
>co-worker takes his vacation week and takes his family on a cross country trip
>writes faggot co-worker's name and number in every bathroom he goes to on the trip, adding "call me for a good time" or "free gay sex" etc
>faggot co-worker gets so many calls from men wanting to fuck that he has to turn his phone off at work.

>>133522900
So random, much chaotic.

>>133518644
call the phone number of the phone the guy with the gun handed to me, then just don't answer it.

>>133519508
ry

>>133536604
The third generation of telecommunication technology you stupid faggot. Up to 42.2 Megabits a second. Look it up dummy.

But what do they consider 3G? I guess fast enough to still stream Pandora songs, because I did it the only few times I've ever gone over 20 gigs of data after torrenting a few movies in the same month...