/ptg/ President Trump General - The France Episode Edition

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MAGA

What was the joke?
I don't speak baguette.

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Macron is under the Trump sphere of infleunce

>inb4 Russia question

lol what has the speech about?
was macron literally announcing hes buds w trump now?

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Is he /ourguy/ now?

PRAY FOR CARTER PLEASE

>>133505930
I didn't hear either

>muh Paris accord
Fuck off

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Neither Trump
nor Macron

didn't say anything of Value

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>we're getting our old friend back
Please save yourselves, France.

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AWOO

>The collaboration of both the newly formed First Pan-Anglo and Third French Empires shall overpower the kraut menace that has befuddled all of us for nigh a century

WTFFF

>>133505975
>3
What level of troll account is this twitter

>Paris Accord

This two question tradition is retarded.

>>133505930

"Neither the president or myself have a microphone"

Is it just me or is the entire world starting to align against Germany again?

>>133505966
Most states seek amenable relations with the US in the interest of preserving trade and other benefits. I am not calling anything now but it seems as though there is much bilateral discussion.

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>He didn't mention the goblin

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>regarding your relationship...

>trump nod
obvious alpha and obvious beta

WE DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING ACCORD

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>EU flag shoved behind US and French flag
C-Could it be a sign lads?

is Trump making lawd faces to Melania?

anyone else worried this dinner at the eiffel tower is a trap?

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>>133505963

>>133506030
I-it's 60D chess!

>>133505983

OMG Melania and her mother

>>133505975
But the Kek flag is the Nazi flag...

>>133506088
That's a cool boat on the right

>>133506087
>bilateral discussion
Huge fuck you to the EU though. That's contrary to the entire philosophy of one supranational European state.

>>133506084
>or is the entire world starting to align against Germany again?
Most of Europe still favors being in the EU and NATO relies on a mostly united Europe. France is still closely tied to Germany.

>>133505983
Does Melania know french?? she knows like 5 languages or something

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WHAT DID YOU SAY FRENCHIE

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If Trump likes Macaroni, I like Macaroni. I love older women, too.

>>133506134
No. Fuck off with this concern shilling.

>>133506153
beautiful

>>133506121
a boy can dream

>>133506121

Froxit when?

>>133505975
What a dumb baka.

>>133506134
A little.

WHAT ARE THEY SECRECTLY WORKING ON /ptg/?

LOTS OF TALKING

NO SUBSTANCE

SAD!

>>133506134
Yes, but he's going anyway; best to just watch and see what happens.

>>133506121
I was wondering about the EUflag as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

Muahhaha Macron declares Trump a friend

Meltdown in MSM & libtards world

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>>133506121
Surely the imagery and symbolism is not lost on either of them. Especially since Bastille Day is tomorrow and that also carries with it a great deal of symbolism. Watching history unfold right now lads.

>>133506208
Wide stance

Did Macoroni say he doesn't care about the Paris Accords in a very round-about way?

I thought Macron was too intelligent to speak to reporters?

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Who has a worse Press Corp?

>America
>France
>England

>>133506208

>Mid-Ass Slapping for Milfy Teacher

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I get the feeling that Macron is rusing us. How quickly did we forget he was a literal Rothschild banker?

>>133504888
>>133504888
>>133504888
It's about to get extremely painful for jews.

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>>133506226
>not Frexit
>not Baguexitte

>devastated about paris accord
>b-but we're still friends haha

pretty awkward

>>133506185
she was a model, she at least understand it

>>133506134
yes. but no one wants to experience punished pence or punished trump

>>133506134
What do you mean? Like they're going to abduct/assassinate the President, or a diplomatic trap? I don't think it's either. Not like they could achieve the first if they tried anyways.

>>133506182
I am not so quick to say much because there has not been any agreements of formal talks, it has really just been heads of state talking and getting to know eachother. That said it is a bit unusual or at least interesting. I think Macron is simply trying to size up Trump and not get on his bad side.

>>133506196
Nothing is really certain, there hasn't been much in the way of statements.

>>133505592
I support Israel, Zionism and Orthodox Jews.

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EMPEROR TRUMP AND KING MACRON

A NEW ALLIANCE

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"Russia Question"

wtf I like Trump now

>>133506121
EU literally in the cuckshed.

>>133506262
THE MOST ADDICTIVE COMBO EVER! BURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES>>133506262

CUE RUSSIA QUESTION OF COURSE

>US press
>RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!

>>133506295
WAIT
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
HOLD UP,
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT
WORLD LEADERS
SHOULD TRY
...
TO BE FRIENDS!?

WHAT IS THIS?

>>133506208
*blocks your wife*

Bonjour fellow trumpers

>french media vs american media
literally the worst in the world

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>>133505975
He's been our guy for a while now. I wonder if he noticed anime avatars like him now.

So here we have the US reporter the nerve asking about RUSSIA

How embarassing

RUUSSSIAAAAAAA

MMMMMMMMUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIAAAAAAAAAA

does the american media even grasp the fucking concept of ON-TOPIC QUESTIONS

>>133506331
Almost immediately, no one seems to care anymore that he is far left.

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>>133506207
She's the best

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>russia question

>fucking US reporter shitting things over

MUUUUUUUH RUSSIA!!!!!

>>133506185
She's fluent in French, German, Italian, Slovenian, Serbian and English

>Muh Russia

Oh you fucking cunt, you went all the way to France for that?

lmao literally the first question

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What did google mean by this?

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>muh Don Jr
We're seeing the exact same thing happen again. The media will be so distracted by this retarded shit with Don Jr that no one will notice Trump helping Macron get France out of the EU and allied with us as an independent nation again.

Fucking screencap this.

>>133506410
>When you want to hold hands but he doesn't want to have anything to do with you

>>133506318
That's what I heard

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>Russia question
Looks like the shortbus has arrived

what is wrong with american journalists

>new fbi director
so hillary going to prison?

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>>133506331
We didn't, but he's suddenly saying a lot of right wing shit and meeting with Trump, so something fucking weird is going on.

His face is creeping me out.

>Don JR colluded!

FUSION GPS IS DEMOCATIC HONEYPOT ARE THESE POEPLE STUKIDNF AS FUCK

Unbelievable these people of the press.

>>133506470
He was never far left you dolt, the far left is currently enraged with him

>US reporters are being embarrassment again
SAD!

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"Not a government lawyer"

"Anyone would have taken the meeting... frankly Hillary"

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>>133506134

I thought so at first, but Mackerel seems like he could potentially be a strong ally

>>133506464
Yeah i know right.
No matter what country he's in 90% of the questions are always about whatever garbage CNN/MSNBC are spewing that week.

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>>133506208
>Dr. Trump, I'm Macaroni

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>dousen't know what to do with hands
>constantly seeks approval
>Pisses pants

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>/sg/ accuse us of being cringeworthy kekistani reddit-tier LARPers
>start pulling shit like this
>practically antifa-tier LARPing

Absolute fucking pottery.

Why can't we stop winning?

TRUMP IS GOING THERE


LYNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>133506331
>Not realizing it's Trump rusing him
>thinking a 40 year old (relative child) who's never started or built his own business from the ground up can compete with a man who's built a worldwide empire when his father was a humble low income housing developer in Queens

>LYNCH BTFO

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"She was in the halls of congress"

"She was let in... Lynch"

OMG he's exposing the Democrats again

>>133506567
Hopefully, his confirmation hearing was odd, like referring the FBI as an independent branch when that is completely and utterly false. They work for the executive branch, IE the commander in chief.

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>>133506531
We know. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

Also, what's with random eva posting?

>>133506544
He's mirin them uniforms, maybe we'll get better ones

HES MENTIONING IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>133506660
YES


Ahhahahahhahaaha

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>>133506505
nice

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>>133506134
If anything I think Macron is buttering Trump up in hopes that he can get the US back in the Paris Accord. ((They)) really really need the US's money for it

LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH

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>>133506299
They handed the torch to us.

LYNCH THE LYNCH

WAS

APPROVED

BY

ATTORNEY GENERAL

LYNCH

>with expired Visa.

>TRANSLATOR SPEAKING FRENCH
FUCK OFF

>should be a historic meeting between US and France
>Press Corp asks questions about propaganda tier "scandals"

I'm sorry for this, Pierre
Mother said we had to bring them along

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>Lynch lynched.

WTF Macron speaks English

>>133506470
France is weird man. Le Pen was far left on everything but immigration but Macron is pretty centrer-right on everything not regarding immigration, the economy, regulation, state control, etc.

Also
>women leaders

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>mfw the french translator is having a hard-ass time following trump's train of thought

>>133506531
Implying he doesnt do this on purpose. I think that he plans to do stuff to get the media worked up in a frenzy to distract them.

Thank you for the reverse translation fox news I'm glad I missed the joke

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KEK, remember the nevertrumpers drooling over Macron a month ago?

>Puteen

>>133506712
>If anything I think Macron is buttering Trump up in hopes that he can get the US back in the Paris Accord. ((They)) really really need the US's money for it

That'll never happen.

YEEEESSSS CALLING OUT LYNCH ALLOWING THE BITCH IN WITHOUT A VISA

REEEE LET HIM SPEAK ENGLISH

>>133506589
no he said hes gotten offers for info on hillary, frankly. its just part of the business.

>She was in the halls of congress
>She was let in by Lynch

TELL EM DON

>MACRON WANTS TO WORK WITH RUSSIA
TRUMPED

B T F O
T
F
O


THE MADMAN DID IT

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>>133506691
>what's with the random eva posting
I saw her in my folder and she was saluting.

>>133506639
Guy on the right has airshit or violated the NFA

BRESIDEND BOUDINE

>TRANALSATOR SPEAKING FRENCH

VITTU SAATANA MITÄ HELVETTIÄ

>BOTH OF US HAS RELATIONSHIP WITH RUSSIA
OH SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEET MSN GONNA LOSE THEIR SHIT

>>133506580
His policy is far left for America, borderline socialist. It is nothing like American right.

>>133506783
Le Pen is more right wing then him, that is not true.

>>133506639
How to attract very unwanted attention from the NSA/CIA/DHS/whomever in one easy step!

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>>133506548
same agenda

>>133506520
You know what it means burgerbro :)

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>>133506639
>/sg/ accuses
Nobody cares what they think. Just let them think what they want, lad. We won the only argument that mattered, and they know it, too

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Ricky bohbby

>>133506676


He can't stop himself from dropping haymakers of the corruptibles - It's Glorious

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>>133506869

PRESIDENT
POUTINE

A FUCKING LEAF

>>133506849
MITÄ VITTUA
SUOMALAINEN SAATANA

SOMEONE REFILL MACRONIS WATER

AYO HOL UP THERE'S A FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE ON RIGHT NOW!?

FUCK WORK! I SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR BERNIE SO I COULD QUIT MY JOB AND LET YOU STUPID FAGGOTS PAY FOR MY SHIT WHILE I WATCHED TRUMP RALLIES

>>133506114

Remember when he talked about how, as a child, his fat ugly Jewish mother used to walk nude around the house during "goddess hour"?

This is what comes of that

>>133506837
she looks like a goddamn monkey. I'm ashamed once more

>>133506548
Don't sully that word. They're propagandists.

Lol Macron explaining that Russia is a partner and doesn't give 2 cents about stupid US politics

SYRIA 1
USA 1
RUSSIA 1
ISRAEL 0

Macron doesn't seem like that much of an asshat

>WORKING ON A 2ND CEASE FIRE IN SYRIA
Oy fucking Vey!

>>133506752
The expired visa makes it even worse, she got special permission, Hmmmm.

And this is just before they announced the "muh russia hacked dnc because dnc told us so"... so they knew at the time yet let her in? Doesn't add up! If Russia did hack the DNC, and Obama was truly concerned, they wouldnt let her in.

Hmmmmm

Oh and she was associated with Fusion GPS who made the piss dossier.. HMMM.

>>133506664
Trump got a 1 million dollar loan from his father.

Macron created his own party when french politics have traditionally been based around a left/right axis

He got elected a year after creating his own party

>>133506920
Hupsista saatana.

Trump is very well-spoken today.

>>133506832

Potential TRIUMVIRATE??

>US
>France
>Russia

a wild french press turbofag appears

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Wow, these two seem to be getting along great

>Trump is the President of Peace

TRUMP HOYYYPPPPP
AMM I RIGHT TRUMPERS??? HOYP
NOTHINGS BEEN DONE AT ALL YET, BUT HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>133506756
>>133506837
>that fly

>>133506987
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH LE PEN

NOW MACRON IS MY BEST FRIEND

>WALL AND BAN
MACRONS CHANCE

>d-do you condemn muh Muslim ban
This cuck journalist

>>133506837
Melania remains the best looking first lady in the world

>>133507011
I'm thinking, Tripartite

>>133507000
There needs to be justice for all of the scummy shit DNC, CF and the crony gang of democrat elite have done. Insane levels of scumbaggery.

BUILD

Careful Macron

>>133507003
Yeah, because he was funded by the Jews. I have no idea why he's gone rogue all of a sudden, but I'm wary.

I don't know what to make of Macron

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>inb4 Macron says he not only likes the muslim ban but will do something similar for France

>>133506804
It's pronounced and spelled 'poutine' in france

as in, poo-teen

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>Ceasefire in Syria

Does that mean that /sg/ will finally fuck off?

>>133506847
>pinned flash hider
But it is still asking for a doggo lobotomy from the atf

PARIS IS NO LONGER PARIS

>>133507007
Miksi olet maltassa? Vai proxy?

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>>133506679
"independent FBI" has been an untrue meme since Watergate. That being said lots of people say shit at their confirmation hearings or agree with things that they don't believe or aren't true, since a great deal of passing confirmation is simply pleasing the egos of the various Senators. It's fucked up but that's the reality. Kelly said some questionable things and he's been exemplary so far.

>FRENCH REPORTER ASKING ABOUT MUSLIM BAN FROM MACRON

AHAHAHH

>MACRONS FACE WHEN REPORTER QUOTES TRUMP

AHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA HHH THAT FUCKING ACAEC

macron for sure has been cucked
>>133507108

>You better let me answer that

ALPHA AS FUCK

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How mad is Joe right now after all the cock sucking he did for Macaroni a few months ago.

"You're gonna have somebody that runs this country RIGHT"

MACRON CONFIRMED /ourguy/

>>133507112
He's an enigma. Can't figure him or his intentions out.

>>133507048
>NOTHINGS BEEN DONE AT ALL YET
A

>LEMME HANDLE THIS KID, THAT FUCKER NEEDS TO BE PUT IN HIS PLACE
PRESIDENT TRUMP YES

Can non-Americlaps enlighten us on how American journalists like this are seen around the world?

>>133506837
She really does look like the female monkey from planet of the apes, especially next to Melania.

PARIS IS NO LONGER PARIS LOL

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"I'm coming back [to Paris] but you better do a good job"

>>133506901
In the end Jeb really did win

TRUMP GOES FIRST

IS MACRON ABOUT TO ENDORSE TRUMP'S MUSLIM BAN??

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>Trump mentioned the Russian lawyer's expired VISA and being let in by AG Lynch

>YOU BETTER DO A GOOD JOB

>MACRON IS GOING TO DEPORT EM ALL
>AND PUT THE JEWS IN GAS CHAMBERS

TRUMP NO

>>133507011
>>133507085
I'm thinking Triple Entente 2.0

>>133507112
His motives are complex

>>133507085
>Tripartite


Yes - that's probably a better word to describe the potential relationship.

>>133506329

Honestly I think America's is the shittiest in the western world right now. They think that RESISTing Trump justifies no longer even pretending to be professional, other countries' may be more leftist but they still have some dignity

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>walk into the break room
>CNN is on for whatever reason
>two of my coworkers are sitting there mocking them while imitating Trump
>They're both middle aged women

>Paris will be just fine
>because now you have a leader who's gonna run things right
OH SHIT

>Trump cucking the fucking media and French president in a live stream

Damn.

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>macroni getting BTFO by his own question
Holy fuck this is better than Tucker.

HE DIDN'T DISAVOW
FRANCE IS STILL NOT FRANCE

>>133506872
Le Pen wanted to keep the current failing economic situation in France though, Macron wanted to "liberalize" the government aka privatize, defund, shrink.

FRANCE YOU FROGS BETTER DO A GOOD JOB

>>133507131
That's a carbine guard. He's WAAAAY below 16

Wow. Trump must have confidence in Macron.

lmfao, Trump just loves to have fun

>>133507236
>CNN camera turns off then back on

>>133507112
Jupiter in the flesh.

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>There is no difference and no gap between French and American positions

FRANCE GETTING A MUSLIM BAN AND A WALL

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That just raises further questions!

>>133507236

>>133507236
>Trump mentioned the Russian lawyer's expired VISA and being let in by AG Lynch

Let justice be done though the heavens fall

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Baking bread, it's in oven

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>>133507236
>fake news, her visa wasn't expired at all according to anonymous sources
SOP for the media now

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>You better do a good job you dealing with those shitskins you baguette eating faggot
what did Trump mean by this?

>>133507289
>tfw no history like europe

Having temples and shit must be cool

>>133506837

Poupée de cire, poupée de sooonn

>>133506837
>>133506949

C'mon she looks pretty good for 80. Why is she hiding her thumbs?

Wait so I Macron now /ourguy/? Seems pretty fucking right wing

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>>133507269
This. Foreign press treat the dignity of the office better than our press does. And they wonder why people hate them with a passion.

>He's gonna run things right
WHAT THE FUCK
IS MACRON NOW /OURGUY/ OR IS TRUMP NOW /THEIRGOY/?

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>>133506793

>>133507245
Kek

Trump trying to be nice but also knows France has uphill battle with all those muzzies in France kek

FROG MEDIA ON SUICIDE WATCH RIGHT NOW

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IS MACRON /ourguy/?

MACRON IS OUR FUCKING GUY

WAY BETTER THAN THAT SLUT LE PEN

Welcome in France Mister President.
And greetings to our American friends, let's fuck the british

>>133507249
>Triple Entente

That's pretty good too.

>Brits BTFO

>>133507403
I have no idea what's going on.

>>133507342
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

AHHHHHHHHH

TRUMP KEKED MACRONI
TRUMP KEKED FRANCE

>>133507377
Probably not, most likely he'll fuck it up somewhere along the way, because it's France

>>133507409
DAMN BTFO PEACH CHEETO

>>133507402
painful

>HUMANITARIAN CORRIDORS
SAFE ZONES
MACRONI WANTS TRUMPS SAFE ZONES
KEKED

>>133507420
The shoulder rub that saved france

>>133507275
>Trump won 54% of white women

>>133507377
>before elected:
>*left wing rhetoric*

>after elected:
>"i am the god Jupiter btw"

>>133507403
RADICAL CENTRISM WINS AGAIN

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>>133507387
The only thing our press is good for is masturbating to their sour faces when they get blown up.

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>>133507342

Macron is going to bomb refugee boats in the Mediterranean

>>133507367
Having no history gave us the perfect excuse to /make/ a history greater than any nation the world has ever seen. Spit out that blackpill anon.

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So WW3 will be US France Russia vs Germany Commies and Islam

Some things never change I guess.

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>>133507085

Tripartheid?

>>133507375
she has a huge team of people who work full time to basically photoshop her irl and that's the best they can do. without them she'd look like the crypt keeper

>Macron has not said to remove Assad

Maybe I was wrong about this guy

>>133507278

That's actually a good pivot answer. I was expecting a double-down, but this is still pretty good.

>>133507409
Well when you mistranslate it that way...

>>133507367
Yeah but we still have plenty of cool stuff. But I agree. I'd kill to live in a small European town that's old as fuck.

ASSAD CONFIRMED RIGHTFUL RULER.

>>133507143
>refugees from central america

What war are they fighting in central america? Against food?

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A chink speaking in French

>>133506134
France would be the first nation nuked
germany second just for shits and giggles

>>133507367
Frontier history is pretty amazing imho

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e=mc^2

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>>133507403
Probably the former, although I'm hesitant to say /ourguy/, Trump has all the leverage in this relationship. Both in practical terms and less tangible terms.

>AMERICAN JOURNALIST

C H Y N A

>>133507377
No, he still wants to maintain an open-border policy.

>>133507519
I mean I'd rather masturbate to Brooke's tits but whatever floats yer boat.

Where my bdub homies at

What the fuck is this timeline? I'm starting to like Macron now.

Chinese guy gets the last question?

Wow Jackie Chan speaks good French.

>Fuck you
Wow, this Chinaman

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>AMERICAN

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>>133507236
He did it. Fkn madman
Put Lynch where she belongs

China has journalists?

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>Trump jr tries to get damaging info about Hillary from Russia
>Very possible that Trump colluded
>Clinton sells uranium to Russia for a shitload of money
>Obama doesn't prevent this whole situation and meddles in the Israeli election

WTF IM CONFUSED NOW

>>133507420
He was the first to take the bogpill

We are Macrons goys

>>133507596
QUINTESSENTIALLY FRENCH

>Stephen Miller sighting

>>133507612
It's rednecks killing each other and dying of diseases in remote cabins.

That's "frontier history"

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>>133507367
We will in time lad

>>133507109
the jews are trying to ride the rising tide of change
>>133507116
germany would declare war within moments

wtf Manual Macaroni is /our guy/ now

I fucking love Trump, you can say what you want about his competency as President but the amount of fucking shit that has been turned over thanks to him has been amazing. I didn't know just how fucked the press/high society was until this guy came and shed a light an all these fucking vampires.

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>>133507633
Well of course the tits are great too, but my sadistic side just loves watching lefties cry inside

>>133506837

I bet Mrs Macaroni was really hot thirty years ago desu