New comic Calexit sees California rebelling against President Trump

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>>133501293
>Jefferson having anything to do with the commie side in this shitty insurrection
What a fucking joke.

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>>133501690

I cant wait for the issue where they cut off water import and southern California returns to its natural desert state

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>>133502413

>>133501107
Why are all dressed like Antifa?

>implying we'd resist them leaving

Hell I'd donate to a crowdfunder if it helped keep that cancerous state contained away from the rest of us. Maybe then those cunts would stop moving to other states and ruining them.

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>>133502492
Domestic terrorists kinda all look the same these days. ISIS is the same.

>>133501107
Why is the US using sg 553?

I wish open conflict with liberals was a real thing. And they got BTFO forever, and the danger of communism eternalized for all the world to remember forever.

>>133502922
Because it's written by a dumb fucking liberal

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>>133502556

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>>133503291

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>>133503333

The pension fund crash will cause global collapse
be ready yall

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>>133503480

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>>133502459
>Every cpd thread

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>>133503571

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>>133503586
kek

>>133501293
>central valley cooperating with this.

bitches, your supply of food'll be cut off before you can ask me to fuck your wife.

calexit is my fetish. we should be helping them market this

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>>133503775

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>>133503727
Me too. I want to give communist free helicopter rides.

>commie retards from my home state revolt
>Fuck Trump
>Try to fight federal government
>Realize they voted away all the guns
>Get fucking Holocausted
> California becomes a paradise

>>133501107
>California
>Guns

I can't breath

>>133501337
>>133501376
>>133501414
>>133501690


>White libtard beta with an asian wife

wew

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>>133503833

I fucking WISH they would

>>133501293
>inland California siding with the poofs and gun-grabbers

Why are California seperatists so retarded?

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>>133501107
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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>>133504459

>>133501107
>Californian battle tactics 101
Stand ontop of junk piles twenty feet in the air, 50 yards from US army machine gunners.
>make out with zer
Golly gee willikers batman, how will the US army ever conquer such formidable tacticians.

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>>133504543

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>>133504644

Californian here. This propaganda is retarded. This place is full of numales. There's nothing to worry about our "uprising." There's plenty of us who would put this shit down really quick.

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>>133503586
Saving this for later

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>>133504746
But you should encourage this shit, to make a numale genocide and occupation of San Fran by the national guard as likely as possible

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>>133504805
So when's the flood of leftist hate mail from people triggered that a five-year-old is holding a Murder
Stick going to come in?

>>133501107
Hope this ends like DMZ, with the protagonist locked away for the rest of their life.

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>>133502492
Because patriots wear uniforms

>>133501107
LOL, weak premise. Californians really play the sanctuary game to keep the crops picked and the tacos cooking. The rural redfags in the East and CV now complain that they don't get enough illegals to work, but the scoop there is that Mexicans abandon non-payers and a lot of them played the deport-on-last-payday game with them. The reasons the West Coast might secede over are nothing to do with this weak sauce, lol.

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>>133505210
>passes out fucking a whore at a playground
Yes, this is the California I wanted.

>>133504954
Why didn't they just claim refugee status?
>how can you ask poor and helpless refugees like us to leave?

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>>133504511

/ic/ here
the man with the gun on top of the truck would be around 12ft tall. Holy shit none of these people could fit into those cars. They got to bitches kissing though right? Seriously garbage art for a cover.

>>133501293
ROFL BELLINGHAM IS NEXT TO CANADA THATS MT VERNON

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>all this green grass in a seceded California
They really don't get how reliant they are on the rest of the country

>>133501107
To be honest it might not be the worst idea to let them go for some time peacefully, at least if they push it towards a situation where civil war is almost inevitable.
It seems to me anyways that these people are not going to accept anything less than Communism, so let a small part of the US fail and take them back once they have accepted their mental retardation and are open to seeking treatment.
The other options are war or all of the US doing Communism, which would likely create a horrible death toll.
Just imagine, the Soviets could kill off 100 million Russians over 70 years and the US is much larger in terms of population.
As long as they don't have any nukes let them play GULAG mass extermination games in San Francisco.

>>133506013
They don't know shit about shit m8, that's why they're commies.

>>133503333
checked
also, >neocolonial psychosis
these fucking liberals can't drop the meaningless buzzwords for 10 fucking minutes, can they?

>>133506127
>Anonymous (ID: vFIBV4GZ)
LOL, your country is, by far, by leaps and bounds, already more communist than California would even want to be. Also, California would do fine, which would piss off the other states who stayed... domino fail.

>These niggers (on both sides) think something will happen

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This is what the calexit territories would be. They would be done for because all we would have to do is block them by sea, blow up their infrastructure for farming and everyday things and then watch them starve to death, as we surround the other territories that aren't in the cluster

>>133506385
Jesus fucking christ can you be anymore new

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They even have an interracial couple on the cover. How diverse and tolerant!

I wonder what would happen when all the tech companies move away from California after they secede from the union.

A new Venezuela maybe?

>>133505473
honestly it wasn't that bad of a read, retarded theory but still

>>133506127
They won't leave, California collects more federal money than any other state, yeah they are also the richest state but all those niggers and Mexicans cost money and with such a large population they wouldn't be able to float on their own. If they kicked out the niggers and most of the spics maybe they could. The poos, Asians and whites could probably do it but the niggers and spics could easily take out those 3 groups in California since they are made up of pussies.

>>133506385
I don't have that impression, Austrians are fairly right wing and hate any kind of immigration or Communists.
Just because we have some basic welfare doesn't make us Communists.
But it doesn't fucking matter what Austria is for this argument.
If it shows that their system just works much better than okay, why not learn from it.
I just doubt it, Communism can't ever work. There's literally not a single example in history where it did work
What I would believe to happen is that California would import more niggers, beaners and sand people to the point where most whites would flee to the rest of the US.
And once the whites are gone they'll turn into a primitive mud hut society, at which point the US could invade, cleanse and be celebrated as saviours by the remaining few whites.
To me that's better than letting them try in all of the US, because eventually they will get their shot to do this.

>>133503333
nice digits

>>133501107
Somebody could spoil me a conclusion in a pic with unreadable thumbnail, so that others won't get spoiled? I won't ever but this, but I just want to see for shit and giggles if they really think California can do shit.

>>133501293
>Adding Vancouver to their little map.
>Not understanding that it is a foreign country.
>Believing that their cronies wouldn't get shot dead in the streets before the Canadian Forces liberated the city.
>This delusion.

>>133504644
>Milk drinking

DATS RACIST!

>>133504288
Who adopted a refugee.
And she never got her Citizenship.

This is hilarious. In a supposed Trumppen-Reich, FEDERAL IMMIGRATION LAW WOULD STILL BE RESPECTED!

>>133506839
If you are in power of the government, you could likely create a situation where they have no choice than to leave.
Yes, niggers and other animals would probably take out some whites, but most of them would flee.
There's no better way to discredit a sick ideology (like multiculturalist race mixing Marxism) than creating a controlled situation where you let someone fucking fail brutally.
Like I said, these people will not let go of their ideology even if Republicans are going to lead the government for the next 20 years.
Eventually someone will fuck up and then they'll enforce it everywhere.

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>>133506839
>all those niggers and Mexicans cost money
The number of nogs and beaners they have right now is irrelevant, because holy shit would there be a lot more to come.

I'm off to watch Escape From L.A.

>>133501107
I don't understand how the CalExit meme gained so much traction. Do these people realize what kind of massive chaos and turmoil that shit would cause? It's not just like we could secede and everything would be fine.

>>133504511
Did, did just assume their genders..

>>133504511
das rite white boi

>>133503613

I don't even know what the fuck is going on here.

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>>133505006
You know, I own guns and I believe that an armed citizenry can challenge government power... but I can acknowledge that this is delusional claptrap.

Has anyone here read DMZ?

>>133507913
Yes, it's also shit.

>>133501107

Does this comic accurately portray how any attempt to revolt by these cowardly, disorganized assholes would be quickly overrun by gangs of the very niggers they think they are fighting for, who don't give a fuck about revolution and just want to destroy shit and rape women? Does the comic portray that very real inevitability?

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Is this seriously what Californians think and believe or just some faggot's powerfantasies?

>>133501229
As someone stuck in commiefornia, I would love for the feds to call open season on illegals and other useless like homeless.

>>133508121
How would you tell the difference?

>>133507128

How the fuck will Canada do anything? California alone has 4 million more people than your entire country and their military is easily more powerful

Canada would lose a war individually against any of our four largest states just because of the military gap in those states

>>133504753
Holy shit man. This is so ducked up. They keep killing these guys and they haven't fired a single shot. They even removed their faces to dehumanize them.

>>133505968
Yeah, I noticed that too. In the event of a west coast rebellion, you can bet your fucking ass that Bellingham would be occupied by the Canadian Forces on behalf of the US government.

>>133504753
Wait
Steve Jobs?

>>133507906
Thebauthor should read Mao.
Mao stated the rebel should move like a single fish in a school, garnering the ttust of the citizens and inciting them to attack innocents who will join you.
Launching an attack like that and getting people killed just means others wont harbor you.
You need people to believe you will protect their kids not get them killed. Everyone should read Maos little red book
"Peace will come to the Middle East when the Arabs love their children more than they hate us."
Golda Meir

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>>133504805

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If they want secede so bad, why do they constantly move out of state and ruin other cities? They should all be deported to Death Valley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdxvbLXPDDs

>>133508027
It should cover the fact China would be arming the rebels and probably invading.Who do you think funds Calexit?

>>133506591
This just reminds me that most blue states would be red if it wasn't for the niggers and spics

>>133507737
Because they are spoiled and selfish children who dont understand long term consequences.

>>133508121
In general, commiefornians are too vapid and self absorbed to care about political issues. That's why they are such easy bait.

The kardashians are a great example of commiefornian culture and values

>>133502922
CS:GO fag detected. That's too long to be a 553.

>>133508121
Both. Commiefornia is full of beta numales who think trump is litterally hitler.

t. i live here send help

>>133508570
>China invading
>implying they would make it halfway to Hawaii before the Pacific fleets sink them

>>133508199
California would not only get its shit pushed in by the United States federal government, but it would have support from the Canadian government in the Pacific Northwest. California would be outnumbered and outgunned. Speaking for myself, if the city of Vancouver attempted to secede from Canada, I would start shooting sympathizers immediately and I know many, many, well armed people that share that sentiment.

Not only would Vancouver be quickly pacified by the PPCLI and their attendant brigade, you could bet your bottom dollar that elements of either the RCR or the R22 regiments would occupy Bellingham in support of US troops and local freedom fighters.

Fraser/Sumas Valley is a very attainable objective with current assets. California is shit.

>>133508442
Fuck it, here is a link to "The Little red book"
The chapters on war and rebellion are very, very well thought out.
Should it ever go down this may be a good thing to have
http://b-ok.org/book/176758/f72ae9

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So, what happened to Zora or did OP die?

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>>133508523
kek

>>133508756
How would we get help to hawaii if california and its ports are gone?
The chinese also fund Hawaii separation movements

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>>133505006
>teacupping her AR mag
What the fuck is this?

>>133508736

SIG 550?

>>133501107
Air Force would finish that blockade in one mission. It's like liberals can't think of any weapons beyond guns

>>133508027
They fail to acknowledge the absolute disparity in sheer numbers and firepower that they would face... So I doubt that they would consider anything else.

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>>133504753
>homeland security wearing useless soft armor to push around potential guerillas

find the authors on social media

>>133508570
Good luck making it past the naval blockade. The Mexicans would probably help, but they would be under tremendous pressure from the US government to interdict and if they failed to do so, you would see a replay of the Pershing expedition.

>>133501107
>Californians
>With guns

But I thought only racist cops should own guns

>>133509303
I reckon it's one of those tactical reloads.
Also holy shit I just noticed the leg, is she a muslim lesbian too?

>>133509598
This, kek.

>Californians trying to fight against the government with their high capacity mag ban

>>133509788
The Barrett in one of those frames is extra super illegal as .50BMG was made illegal for private citizens.

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>>133509374
Yeah, the one on the left looks close enough. This abomination looks like some bubba'd M14.

>>133509891
She's wearing yoga pants and has no mag pouches.

>lefties take over
>place goes to hell immediately

seems accurate enough

>>133505210
Is thuis supposed to make him look like a badass or something?

>>133501107
Lmao this state is fucked.
It's owned by the bamboo jew
Democrat policies have ensured that it is and will remain the state with the highest poverty rate in the country
They literally destroyed the middle class
There was a bill that attempted single payer for the state and it was vetoed by a sensible dem because there is no way to find it and he's going to be recalled for not being a commie

>>133501293
>they think Oregonians will support them

ill tell you right now. every single Oregonian would be in favor of deporting every single Californian to their shithole of a rebel state. They are not welcomed here.

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>>133509788
We should encourage call exit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jVqOWioFo

>>133504644
>harhar I'm evil
>in case you didn't notice, the dude who stabbed someone for no reason is evil guys
>did you catch that? He's a bad dude

>>133501229
Could I have a little bit more text please in my visual medium?

>>133509061
Hawaiian separatists are a very small faction. Not even a threat. They hold no political power much less have an active terrorist wing

>>133510008
Yeah, they went overboard in trying to physically restrict mag sizes. In Canada, full capacity is one rivet away. California? They would have to completely remove and rework the entire lower in a machine shop.

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>Steve Jobs returns from the dead to terrorize liberals
>works for Trump
>in charge of literal right wing death squads
>holds anime villain speeches followed by sadistic anime villain violence
I don't get it, but I give it 10/10

How are the interracial lesbians kissing if they have masks on?

SHOUTING THE BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPzb0h9PPV8

>>133501690
Someone is a fan of Tarantino, I suppose

>>133510465
The authors not only failed to find Bellingham on a map, but also assume that Vancouver would join them in rebellion against the Canadian government because they dislike Frump.

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>>133504805
I know it's just a lefty fantasy comic, but it's hard to get over how goddamn stupid the gunplay is.

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>>133505210
That looks pretty cool. Could you imagine the military cleaning out the California homes with their flammenwerfers?

>>133501107
I need this

It reminds me of Martha Washington goes to war

Which is a very underrated forgotten about comic

By all means, let California leave. by by fuckers!

So why are we not making a comic about USA without commiefornia and trump in power making everything right?

>>133510723

bump

>>133511476
You'd be dead without our tax dollars

I'd be happy if we could leave

You're cucked union would never let us

>>133511595

>implying silicon valley companies pay taxes

lol

kys my man

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>>133511595
You realize that the biggest trump supporters are the people who grow / raise your food? Quit being a dumb nigger

>>133511161

yeah Vancouver seemed pretty progressive when i was there. a lot of Asian tourists were taking pictures of a grandfather clock for some reason.

This is so fucking retarded
All the dialogue is so bad
The art is completely generic
Fucking mestizo spics think theyre not literally ALL HUMAN GARBAGE

>>133501414
So Trump will bring Steve Jobs back to life?

God that comic was ass.
Don't know why, but it sort of seems like a really shitty version of America from Judhe Dredd, but with the retarded terrorists winning instead of getting BTFO.

>>133509061
The ports would be stormed by the United States Marine Corps. The surround cities would be occupied and from there, supply lines would be established to support military action elsewhere in the state.

Hawaii would probably declare independence and fall within 24 hours once naval and marine corps units were activated to deal with domestic enemies.

Seattle would fall to forces from JBLM, with Olympia being occupied on the way up the sound to Bellingham.

Vancouver would fall under naval blockade from CFB Esquimalt and air interdiction from CFB Comox and CFB Cold Lake. Two battalions from CFB Cold Lake would be sent to Vancouver to relieve reservists called into action by the federal government with one PPCLI battalion on reserve from Shilo, Manitoba. This action would be coordinated from CFB Chilliwack for the duration of COIN operations. Before any of that, RCMP ERT would arrest Mayor Gregor Robertson, most likely with the support of the Vancouver Police Department and citizen militias.

It's safe to assume that naval forces would blockade the coast. San Diego would fall to Marines from 29 Palms. Forces from Fort Irwin and Needles would move in land and occupy everything from LA to Fresno.

UFOs from the China Lake Naval Weapons Testing Center would fire heat rays at communists with plausible deniability.

Wish a nigga would

>>133501107
>"Why don't we whites, in a majority non-white State, breakaway from the USA and become independent with our progressive and diverse population?"
>Get raped and murdered on the days that Mexico isn't invading and taking back Mexican clay
>"Lol wtf this isn't the kind of independence I wanted! America pls help! PS bring water!"

I wish they would secede I really do.

>>133511807
Might be progressive on the surface, but nah... Not really. We are Canadian after all and I doubt sincerely that we would rebel against our nation to support a bunch of Californian pinko scum. This is a conservative province and city, despite the loud mouths.

>Commiefornia
>30rd mags and full auto ARs

Top Laff, also I wonder how they're going to take the many military bases full of Marine and Army infantry who voted overwhelmingly for Trump and hate Californians

>>133505210
Steve Bannon uses a drug pushing nigger and his coalburning cokehead girlfriend to do is dirty work. Is Jamil /ournigger/?

most retarded comic ever

>>133512050
That's implying Antifa could even occupy any land in the first place.

>>133512489
California Liberals seem to be under the impression that the military hates Trump and is begrudgingly waiting for the American people to revolt so they can oust him

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Realistic version

>>133501107
Calexit is on par with niggers threatening to go back to Africa. No one wants to stop them.

>>133506591
If SHTF, just RWDS anyone who actively posts on leftist facebook and that map improves an awful lot, you might just snuff the maoists before (((they))) send the spic hoards in from south and east.

>>133512844
Top kek, even the non-whites in the military hate California liberals and leftism in general, unlike Californian shitholes, the infantry is actually the most tolerant groups of people in America so long as you're not a haji or a commie

>>133512248
oh so it really is just like Portland

>>133504644
Why do all the characters have this retarded red around the nose animestyle face as if they're being fucked in the ass? Antifa dream much.

>>133513031
>mfw lived in Oregon for a couple months
>mfw Oregon is actually fucking based and Portland is a literal containment zone for their crazies

Apparently nobody enforces the gun laws (outside of background checks) except for areas with a lot of niggers running around. I bought 2 guns in my short time living there.

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>>133513013
Aren't thera a load of gangbangers in the army?

>>133508742
Help is all around you. We must hide our power level still. I will give you a common sign. We will end up, naturally, looking at numales with contempt. If you see me doing this, say hi.

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>>133501293
>Redding
>Bunkerville militants
>Feelsprettygoodman.jpg

>>133501107
obama bombed cali. i hear only a single kfc was hit but regardless it sets precedent... and raises some questions like why the fuck did a black man bomb a kfc thats like sacrilegious or something to them right

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>>133512858
kek

>>133513278
Subject, please, I dont think you understand American gangs...Gangbangers are the absolute epitome of ANCAP. Just think about it for like half a second...I know thats hard because thinking is illegal in your country....

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>>133512844
Yeah good luck with that.

>>133513278
You can't enlist if you have a criminal record, so military blacks at least were smart enough to ger caught.

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>>133513278
In the Army yea, saw it for myself on my deployment but, in the Marines at least, the NCOs do a good job at breaking in the wannabe gangsters. To be honest, they could've been bonafide gangbangers before they enlisted but as far as most Marine NCOs, typically combat veterans, are concerned they're just wannabe fuckheads who will be broken one way or another.

In short, you WILL be assimilated in the Marine Corps or you'll get kicked out or pushed to suicide, everyone wins imo 2bh famalam. Why do you think leftists hate us so much?

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>>133504805
>>133504886
>>133504954
>>133505006
>>133505070
>>133505141
>>133505210
>hold bad guy at gunpoint
>allow bad guy to leave towards his car
>only then decide that the bad guy needs to die
>bad guy manages to get inside his car and escape
>bonus points for getting one of your guys get injured in the gunfight
>extra bonus points for ensuring that the entire neighbourhood gets burned down
Holy shit, this girl is retarded, both literally and figuratively

>>133501107
Just going to drop this one here.

>>133513678
>>133513724

Do me a favour lads.
https://strawpoll.com/4b4f7yxs

>>133508570
With what boats

>>133512844
The human trafficking operations and artificial economy get _REALLY_ difficult to manage without porous borders and the slave-tier wages. So Facebook is SUPER into keeping it's users on the edge of marxian revolt...kinda as a threat..We have a situation, honestly, where California would become a confederation with slavery legalized far far before the world of (((calexit))) could ever happen.
Now _THAT_ is a comic book. Welcome to Dixiefornia!

>>133501107
Wtf I love guns now?

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>>133513748
>expecting commies to be smart
What trump needs to do is let them have a run in with the law

>>133513748
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/420826/women-in-combat-military-effectiveness-deadly-pentagon

>>133511177
most of what people think they know about firearms in this state comes from hollywood, so im not the least bit surprised

>>133513829
Make up a new thread and spam this shit there

>No baltic/Finnic paganism
>>>/trash/

>californians
>guns
lmao

>>133502130
This. I for one, would be sabotaging these calexit fags every step of the way. A .338 through every engine block is a good start

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>>133513829
Shit poll

>>133506667
Of course its bmww

>>133508176
The homeless must be purged. Most are crazy or addicts. Mostly both

Before single payer gets approved here we need to purge. Here in LA, we have a huge population of them and growing. A lot aren't from here but came here looking for a break or more change from people

Let the Mexican mafia purge the niggers like they were in Azusa.

We need a societal collapse to induce purging. Then the based red counties that control the produce could be a bastion of hope.


But then again, I've been to Fresno and Bakersfield. Degenerate as fuck. Fuck meth. It's trashy

>>133501690
If that stupid bitch was on the run why would she choose to go hide at her family's house? That's the first place I would look if I was after her.

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>>133501107
This was better.

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>>133514597
Diuretics and stool softener in their poorly-guarded water supply, the left revolution would be _VERY_ short.

>>133501414
>>133501690
>HAHAAHA I'M EVIL

So divert the colorado river problem solved

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>>133508570
Russia naturally.
https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2016/12/13/from-his-home-in-russia-calexit-leader-plots-california-secession/
>QED

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>>133501107
>gommunist hunting season
I support this 300%

>>133502413
Intolerance was a flop. But there was one movie that did very well back then, Birth of a nation .

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>>133501107
Serious question: Does Antifa know they're dressing up as blackshirt fascists?

>>133501107
Those cars are tiny.

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>>133505006
>if you kill one of us we will burn your whole place down
>after they killed one of them
really makes me think

>>133515606
No, they should, but they don't.
https://youtu.be/qv2XGQBcvxQ

>>133501107

Kek. Gun control state has guns all of the sudden. Let alone uncucked ones

>>133501107
I know this Calexit crap is hypocritical and retarded. But we should promote it. Because if there is enough desire to have california leave, it could cause two things.
1. Leftists start there retarded war, and get btfoed
2. Calexit2 happens. (State gets divided into two states based, giving better representation to conservatives and liberals).

>>133515606
They cry about nazis copying them when neo nazis form a black clock, so no.

>>133504543
They just keep ticking off on the "Things I hate" list
He's a fucking white male.
Rich.
Religious (Christian)
And he's from the South

I bet he's going to be a closet gay too

>>133506385
>California would do fine

Oh, so you're retarded? I understand now.

California is far too reliant on the rest of the country in order for it to survive as an independent nation. I'm not sure why Californians and Texans always have this illusion of grandeur about their state, as both would be royally fucked if they left.

The only real difference is that I like Texas, but southern California can get fucked. I hope they go.

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>>133515921
*block

>>133504644
Oh fuck he's drinking Milk too

Check that one off the list

>>133504700
They should just hand the stupid bitch over.

>>133515606
Here's my take. Actual Marxists hate the type of fags and degenerates that Antifa/BLM/Feminist consists of. They are just useful idiots. Once subversion of liberal Western nations is complete, Communists take over by "liberating" us of the literally fascist regressive groups.

>>133515900
No. So long as leftists still use facebook it's a no-go. California would get 'arab spring'd' (culturally enriched by foreign fighters) if the revolution were to kick off while the silicon valley maoists have so much power.

>>133505006
>and she's a cripple
HAHAHA Holy fuck
Not only do they make the bad guy a sum of everything they hate, they make the protagonist a sum of everything they love.
Of course they do.

I can't wait to see the "resistance" full of trans and cripples and shit

>>133504700
>>133504753
Oh. I get it, this is like that scene from the beginning of inglorious bastards except the floorboards shoot up at the SS members (Homeland security) instead of the other way around...

>>133504805
These stupid fucks just killed one of his men and then they let him leave? Tsun Zhu ain't got shit on these people.

>>133516715
It's because she made a grave tactical error
>if you kill your enemies, they win

>>133507970
Fuck off man, dmz was great. Proof of vertigo's greatness back in the 2000s

>>133504954
A gunship flying over head would have a field day with those pussies on the rooftops.

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>>133515921
>black clock

>>133511928
>spics
>human

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>>133501107
we need to get them to suceed and then the state of jefferson will suceed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

>>133505006
Now they're letting that stupid bitch call the shots? This shit just keeps getting better and better.

>>133516296
There is a big difference between California and the EU/Middle East.
1. CA is not a country.
2. CA is limited by the Federal Government (This includes Trump)
3. Muslim Brotherhood has no presence in CA.

California just has a bunch of retarded college kids larping as freedom fighters. The worst they can do is burn down a couple cars and buildings and abduct a few retarded kids.

As it is now California is a split between being a state like Texas, conservative and pro free market, or being the California that we think of today. And that is because Silicon Valley, SF, LA, and the pacific coast are very leftist and just populated enough to have a majority in any major vote or election. But if we push them to leave, they may settle for Calexit2, which would split the state into two, one liberal and one conservative state.

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>>133514851
The Safety Squads got rid of all the squats and hideouts

>>133505141
Only a leftist retard would think the Feds would go up against guerrillas wearing only 3A armor.

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>>133501107
In Smog and Thunder was better.

https://sfelectricworks.com/books/birk-smog-and-thunder.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eknzo2cAVEo

>A fake documentary in Ken Burns' style, the film depicts a fictional war between Fog Town (San Francisco) and Los Angeles (Smog Town), employing over a hundred satirical paintings by Southern California artist Sandow Birk. In a fantastic array of images that ape styles ranging from classic historical paintings to war propaganda posters, Smog depicts the marauding Angeleno army driving up the 5, bent on invasion of Fog Town, as San Franciscan troops counter-attack, negotiating their way through chronic gridlock, hideous minimarts, and porn movie sets.

>Incited by envy of the Getty Center, L.A.'s flashy institution of high culture, the northern armies sack the museum while identically dressed gay men from West Hollywood lead an attack on Fog forces from the backs of their Harleys. More amusing, satirical mayhem unfolds as the elitist, new age, artsy Bohemians battle the sitcom-mongering hordes of vacuous Hollywoodians.

>>133501107
And nothing of value was lost

>>133517459
>muslim brotherhood has no presence
>massive waves of black and hispanic muslim converts every decade in california
Sure.

>>133501107
Is this the leftist version of The Turner Diaries?

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>>133502492
Because this is thinly veiled propaganda trying to encourage deluded youth to go full retard and take up arms against the State.

>>133511783
This. I honestly would love to see California gain independence and become a communist state. The intellectuals who supported the shift would be the first lined up and shot.

>>133503109
WW3 + The Internet is gonna be a hell of a ride

>>133517852
>California revolts in a few years
>Get the chance to follow in the footsteps of Sherman
>Burn San Francisco to the ground
>March to San Diego burning everything in my path

>>133501293
This is a retarded map with a retarded key. Whoever produced this stinking pile of cartography should deport themselves immediately.

>>133517741
It would take a couple decades for California to end up like Egypt or Syria. By the time that happens if it ever does that is. Something far more cataclysmic would happen far sooner.

>>133514318
Oh god someone HAS to do a "Dredd vs Calexit" comic now.

dont give up land, just deport non whites

duh

>>133501107
I really wish they would so we could eradicate their retarded ideology from our nation once and for all

Marxism is a cancer that the west needs to cut out

>>133501293
>north coast going along with this

LA/Bay Area commie would starve to death in a week, not to mention they already gave up their guns

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>Some Dumb SoCuck's wet dream
>The rural areas sidding with the Costie Urbanites

Lmfao desu

>>133508121
No, as socal resident this is fucking retarded and clearly something out of the numale population in norcal. Bunch of fucking liberal cucks who do not understand long-term concequences. Just more propaganda as you'd have to be a massive idiot to believe something like this would be possible. Please someone fucking glass California, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>133504644
>>133510699


>/pol/'s dream job

>>133512795
There's precedent. It would be like Occupy but with guns. If they weren't immediately BTFO by police, it would a drawn out process. But I think the premise of this cartoon fantasy is that the governments in these states and provinces seceded officially.

>implying the Feds would do anything of the sort
Dam the Colorado river and shoot people going across the border

>>133508523
noice

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>cobble together a retarded power-fantasy comic series that has no grasp whatsoever of subtlety or metaphor as a quick cashgrab on the FCKU DRUSHPFGH craze
>still get your fanbase triggered because of a cover depicting what they actually believe a portion of the country large enough to win a federal election do on a regular basis.

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>California revolts
>Forms an armed militia
>Who takes over other states territories
>All because the candidate they didn't like won
>The US goverment and Trump don't send the whole military and just what appears to be the police
>Also is the rest of the country the ones with electric, water and food problems?
Wait, who i am suppose to side with again?

>>133505070
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OF FUCKING COURSE SHE ALSO HAS A PHYSICAL DISABILITY

>>133501414
Based Steve Jobs
Leftists chimped out so much he came back to life to lead Right Wing Death Squads

>>133513031
This place is loaded with Changers and Poos. On top of that, native British Columbians didn't move here to attain some kind of a lifestyle, so they are no predisposed towards leftist by virtue of perception.

The immigrants come from countries that are more conservative than their own. They came to Canada on purpose. They came to Canada because they want to live in Canada.

Native British Columbians generally think Californians are raging faggots and dick heads. I could go on.

>>133515982
uh, socal is mostly reasonable. I think you mean sacramento and the SF bay area. All of our senators come from the bay area, our governors, etc. all of our influential politicians are bay area people. Southern California has zero representation because every election cycle we get to pick between a bay area democrat or a socal democrat, and the bay area one always wins.

>>133505141


>ZORA DID YOU GET HIM?
>ZORA?
>ZORA DID YOU FUCKING GET HIM?

>No habla Ingles

>>133501107

Those mags aren't cuck ten rounders, I call bullshit.

>>133501414
Me on the right

>>133501690
Based right wing Steve Jobs

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>>133514702
Polls are always flawed.

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>tfw Calexit finally tips the dominoes of precedent that finally allow Quebec to fuck off and the prairies to join the Union

I honestly hope they try this. It would be prime entertainment to watch them fail.

>>133501293
These people are geographical retards. There are at least four major mistakes on this map:

-Bellingham is too far south
-Burns is too far southeast
-Bunkerville is over 200 miles north of its actual location
-A good chunk of these locations are completely irrelevant locales (Burns only has around 3000 people, and Big Sur is effectively uninhabited).

>>133501690
>Dialogue directly ripped off from Inglorious Basterds
obvious plagiarism is obvious

>>133518928
I agree, but don't try to pretend they don't exist. It's just that California doesn't need wholesale conversion because they already vote the way Islamic groups would want them to.

>>133501690
Oh, noes, No obamacare!

>>133515847
Well there are actually plenty of uncucked guns, but in the hands of republicans

>>133502413
>Implying police wouldn't love to shoot a bunch of commies and freaks.

>>133501107
OP left out the interview with the author did with Bill Ayers at the end of the issue.

Half of them don't have the balls nor the will to ever make this even close to reality; this is hilarious because it shows that the left has actually reached the point of living in a fantasy world rather than the real world. This is submission.

>>133501690
>The US goverment no longer recognizes California law
Well, why should they after California unilateraly seceded?

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>>133510409
>that video where the commiefornia governor admitted minimum wage makes no sense, economically

>as he signs in a higher minimum wage

>>133521357
Simultaneously doing his job of being a representative of the people properly and demonstrating the failings of democracy.

I always wondered what makes comics the most liberal and cringeworthy hobby?
I believe there are some good comics out there but propaganda to non-propaganda ratio is beyond hope

How long until marvel steals this idea?

>>133508199
>californian military
You're acting as if this is a real thing. They have a national guard, but those weekend warriors know better than to throw down against the real army. The US bases located in commiefornia would go into siege mode, and wait for resupply which would be pretty easy to get considering the opposition, and the navy would be able to supply all since they are mostly on the ocean, or well within aircraft range.

As for the invading Canada fantasy, that's beyond retarded. The Canadian military is more than capable of fending off whatever sickly aids patients California pushed there way, they probably wouldn't have too though. The US government would have such a vested interest in insuring that the insurgency didn't drag any foreign powers into the war that they would likely burn the state to the ground before they let them invade Canada.

>>133515988
*bloc

it's much edgier without the k. Also Checked

>>133521293
Someone post that gif or webm of that one cuck tv show with the poo in loo proudly declaring how he prefers fantasy to reality.

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>>133510723
TOP KEK SOMEONE CALL ICE NOW

>>133506839
Not to mention Feinstein would 60-80% become the de facto president of California

>>133521546
He could veto friend, that's why he's there.

But no, he literally says although it doesn't make economic sense, it makes "social sense" and we need to do it.

There's no defending the cuck

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>>133501107
Bye cuckifornian fuckwads and good riddance.

>>133518481
I am studying in Brighton, Pretty much a mini Cali.
They want to leave the UK and become part of the EU and rely on 'Tourism' even though Brighton doesn't even have a fucking port.

I too wish to meme arrow imply the shit out of there too

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>guns
>in SoCal

Also, Trump wouldn't even bother sending the Homeland Security. He will just drone the shit out of them.

>>133501107
At this point southern California wouldn't be seceding for the United States, they'd be seceding from Mexico.

lol, /co/ has a storytime of the same comic atm and even they think it's completely retarded

>>133522273
Actually, in this magical scenario of california seceding, why won't Mexico invade with their army?

>>133522140
>say yea and get reelected
>veto and not get reelected
His train of thought is quite simple.

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>>133502508

>>133520428
>Right Wing Apple Squads
>iSchwitz
>Macincide

>>133501293
>San Diego county not occupied by us navy and marines
>Orange county not occupied by Marines

>>133522416
They already have.

>>133521737
Yeah, about one in five people in British Columbia own enough guns to arm all the others. If this fantasy scenario came true, they'd be able to get something going on before they hit. Any California allied Vancouver government would have no control over the populace and be effectively limited to a secure green zone if they managed to keep the Canadian Forces out somehow and occupy the city. Mayor Robertson wouldn't last long.

>>133522715
this

>what is Camp Pendleton

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They really are disconnected from reality. Wew.

I live in the Bay Area. If this does come true, digits decide how I fight behind enemy lines.

>>133501107
Well, at least they can pretend.

>>133523116
Wait for 3 days as the retards get curb stomped and you watch it all live in glorious hd streams with views of the bay put the window

Obvi

>>133522416
Mexicans army is really small and bad given their size and economy. They wouldn't fuck with the US during a civil war openly.

>>133522539
>I'm gonna do what I can to stay in power, not what is right

Thanks for making me hate them even more

>>133520611
>Big Sur is effectively uninhabited
Maybe it was resettled with liberals from the East Coast and illegals from the other parts of the country.

>all that cringe
And i'm not even american!

>>133523306
Welcome to democracy.

>>133501107
Pampered kids are desperate to fulfill their revolutionary fantasies.
I hope they end like him

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>>133524286
Fuck i forgot

>>133501107
It's ok, we don't need California anymore. Their coastal trade is fucked. Actually all the west coast and beyond is fucked with radiation thanks to our naughty jap friends who got us back for nuking them twice. Based fucking japs killed the leftyfornins.

>>133504644
The writing has now become unbearable. Characters have no depth. We know he's a monster, why tell us? Will keep reading in case it turns itself around.

>>133505141
This scene the got right. Woman reacts emotionally not logically and ruins the whole plan for all of them.

>>133523116
Firebombs, firebombs errwhere