LOL

>>133489566
I ran it through archive
https://archive.is/9yT6G

>>133489566
>believing in the penis size jew

Good job goy. All real men know it's not the size of your penis but HOW YOU USE IT. Fucking libcuck

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>>133489968
>He fell for the "motion in the ocean" meme

...

Even back when he was on the radio he didn't seem like that much of a conservative.

>>133490039
>using laughing girls meme

I can smell your degeneracy from here.

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>>133490039
>>133489968
>Being at all concerned as to whether you're sexually stimulating a woman
Women hate this desu. No matter the shape of your penis.

>>133490848
Ignore the cuck. He doesn't know how to use his tool properly so he relies on the size of it. He's pathetic.

>>133489968
>>133490108
>>133490369
>>133490848

Did any of you even read my post?

>>133489566
>/pol/

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>>133489566

>>133489566
I´m at 21 cm and believe me, it´s ok cause of the visuals, but some girls don´t feel confortable with it in some positions.

>>133489613
>>133489566
Archive.is you nigger don't make other anon do it for you

>>133490039

seems you fell for the meme that associates you with low breeding

aristocrats are growers
slaves are showers

>>133489566
https://web.archive.org/web/20170713143836/http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/us/florida-state-attorney-aramis-ayala-traffic-stop/index.html

archived. you're welcome.

>>133491408
I hope you've learned your lesson.

>>133490848
It's true. Just do her doggy style and tell her to thumb her own clit. Why should I get carpel tunnel when she's the one getting off?

>>133489566
I don't see the outrage, it seems like it was cordial.
But, how can her license plate be properly registered but not readable by police? I mean what else is a license plate for?

>>133489566
Live in orlando. Involved in politics last election (when she got elected). Had donation from people outside the state. Ran commercial stating blacks are charged harsher than whites. Markeith Loyd kills his pregnant girlfriend and then kills a cop while the cop was defend less. The state attorney said, she is not asking for the death penalty. BLM supported and funded bitch.

>>133494147
I don't think they couldn't read the letters/numbers on it, but when they entered it into their computer it came back as an invalid plate. They probably suspected forgery, if they were smart. So they were right to pull "her" over.

>>133494374
>guldarnit wen they git in churge they treat us liahk were niggers!
>it aint raht! IT AINT RAHT!!
>RACKIN FRACKIN VARMINTS!

>>133489968
Why do woman fake orgasms?
Because they think we give a shit.

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>>133491408
>post pic about dick sizes
>expect /pol/ to concentrate on matter at hand and not "MUH DICK"
I wish I had your optimism, anon.

>>133489566
How exactly did she act like a nigger? She just asked for the officer's name. Also, what kind of faggot thinks it's ok for cops to pull over people just because they're windows are too tinted? I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to my car as it isn't interfering with the safety of anybody else.

>>133496870
>wants dark tinted windows
nigger detected. There are laws against that, but nobody expects you to understand why.

>>133499429
>the state should be allowed to tell you what you can and can't do to your own private property

Fuck off you filthy leftist.

>>133489566
Daily reminder that these threads are intended to limit the number of possible sex partners in a given race that a women should view as acceptable.
It creates the mindset that is the only way a woman can be happy. So once the big ones are taken, they go to other races to find that happiness. Therefore taking a large portion of their race and replacing them with other races.

>>133489566
The only size that really matters is your bank account

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benis

>>133489566
Look up the clitoris, depth isn't everything.

>>133489566
Why is society so perverted? People always wonder why they're unhappy and this is one of the reasons why. Despite this thread being about something completely unrelated, it seems like some sort of psych ops thing to make people deliberately neutered of their happiness.

>>133500421
>t. dicklet

better luck next time. it absolutely matters and everyone who thinks is doesnt is a dicklet because thats what their girlfriends say. everybody with the right equipment knows how quick girls are too talk about it, how much they looove it, how they feel sorry for dicklets. many such cases!

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>>133489566
>95% of all males are above 6.5 inches

I would take this seriously if it wasn't for that part that is absolute BS

>girls on penis size
and I care why?

sage and hide

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>>133489566
Here is a handy chart to see if your penis is the optimal size.

>>133500791

95% of MALES. your "feminine penis" doesnt count

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>>133489968
>All real men know it's not the size of your penis but HOW YOU USE IT

this is what EVERY insecure little bitch with a tiny penis says.

>>133489566
If you believe women want a dick the size of that squash.....you may be single for a reason.

>>133500752
You're a fag lol

>>133500834
>>133500791
Dicklets

>>133500903
>Bare minimum for Ideal penis length is 10 inches

People dicks in 10 inches are fucking 1/500,000 I really doubt that most girls have even ever seen one in person.

>>133500986

its telling that you called me a fag for telling you how women talk. deep down you KNOW that its how women think and act. ad that youll never be that deep down

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>>133500903
Are you insane?

>>133499862
on a public road you fucking moron, their roads, their rules

>>133489566
This is bullshit.

I'm 6.6-6.7 inches and 90% of the girl's I've been have orgasm'd. Leg shake, leg lock, involuntary shaking, grabbing me with all their strength, squirting everywhere, orgasms.

we're talking 35+ women here folks

>>133501268
AYO HOL UP
>Turns blue light filter on
SO YOU B SAYIN....
>Eats Lucky Charms Cereal
WE BE
>Watches Family Feud
INSECURE N SHEIT?

>>133500752
You are absolutely right that women think this way. It's exactly why women are voting to increase immigration and destroying the white race.
Because they don't view a large portion of their own race as worth being with. So they look to other races.
This thinking is the entire reason that globlization is happening. And being pushed by women.

>>133496870
>whatever the fuck I want to my car as it isn't interfering with the safety of anybody else

The state thinks putting too dark of tint on your car would limit your visibility to see and cause accidents. Stupid, but some nigger would probably take it too far and prove them right if they did away with the rules entirely.

>95% of males are small
>not average
Wut? Also, I'm at 4.5 inches. Never had any issues making a girl cum. Only beta faggots actually care how big their dick is. Dominate a woman, and you'll make her cum every time.

>>133501492

Can you explain those references? Also:

>eating cereal
>not making your woman cook for you

>>133501476
>implying women can even have orgasms

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>>133500791
I smell a (((conspiracy))) to make people insecure about their genitals.

And STOP watching porn of course!

>>133501626
I'm deliberately spewing garbage so I can make a comeback.

Where's the video?

>>133494147
Her job as DA let's allows her tags to be anonymous under normal searches. It's rare, but should be known by police, because they could request it also.

>>133489968
hello india

>>133501217
Not the real chart, m8. Pretty sure the real one says around 7.5 inches is ideal and women alway overestimate by 1.5 inches or so

>>133501530

I'm very good at understanding women. They are completely alien and foreign. Their thought processes are so fundamentally different from our own that its better to think of them as an entirely different animal. Objectivity is as far from them as the east is from the west. They don't even understand the concepts of truth, virtue, righteousness, honor, things that all men understand as children even if we don't live by their precepts.

To a woman, 95% of men are well-endowed and all these other faggots don't count

hahaha dicklets devastated over some fake infograph

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>>133501400
No, I'm fact based.

Wait, what's the issue with the video? What did the police do wrong?

>>133500981
this chart doesn't take girth in consideration
having a huge dick doesn't mean it's thick as fuck

yet having a small dick mean you have a small dick no matter what

I have a 6.8 inch dick with 5.8 inch girth and yesterday I gave a girl a cervical orgasm. When I'm really going deep, every girl I've been with so far says my dick hurts.

The fact is that size is important and it's amazing how men will go around trying to rationalize how it's not. Ask the girls themselves retards... It's a sign of health, dominance, and it fills the vagina up more than a small cock.

>inb4 it's about how you use it

Yeah so why couldn't a guy with a big dick use his cock just as well as the guy with a small one? This argument is such bullshit.

That said, obviously the OP pic is made to make men insecure.

mind you it's also a woman

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>>133489566
Women don't like neither big - except Russian women (pic related) - nor small dicks. Average is the better one. My 5.9 have provided many multiple orgasms.

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I can feel the smal 6" inches dicklets coming out from the woodwork. Thankfully I have an orifice perfect for that size.

>>133489566
An honest question to all Americans:

When will you deal with the nigger problem once and for all?

>>133490523
you actually cant. that smell is you

>>133502379

Also remember when looking at that picture that things shrivel up when they're preserved. That is to say, Rasputin's dick is shriveled and flaccid there

The man who destroyed the Russian Empire, which ended not with a whimper but the moans of the empress

>>133489566
Any government that views traffic tickets as a reliable income source is immoral.

>>133491408
Not them but I didn't.

>>133502457
Your ear?

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>>133491408
>>133493152
>>133496470
op derailed his own thread

>>133501476
>6.6-6.7 inches
are you measuring your dick with fucking mitutoyo calipers

>>133489566
>pic
It is bullshit.

>>133502718
To be fair I live in Orange County where this happened, and I've never once had an issue with the police on the road

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>ITT
>Shareblue shills trying to make men insecure
>/r9k/ losers blaming their own failures because they are losers on things they cant control - like dick size

Yes size matters but who the fuck cares what women think. The alpha trait is not giving a shit.

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>>133501683
>t. dicklet

If you had a girthy 10+ incher you'd know they do.
Fun fact: women have the strongest orgasm from giving birth. Why do you think so many women used to have a lot of kids in the past? Dicks were smaller back then.

>>133491408
Never post a picture more interesting than the dumb shit you want to discuss.

>>133501217
>>133500903
>>133501400

This is low tier bait. Step your game up

>>133500903
>>133489566
This is a great bait thread with many more baits with guaranteed replies.

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>>133489968
I'm a 5 incher and I've been with over 40 women and have never heard a complaint and made many a female cum. Pic Related

>>133489566
me on the bottom


no joke

>>133502235
maybe thats why white women love black males so much? while your 6,8 inch is rare for a white males since average is 5,5 inches for a black male average is 8 inches. now see that difference? even you as a above average whitey are pathetic loser compared to average black male.

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>>133489566
Very good, now lets see man's chart on roastie sizes and different fish sauces.

>>133489566
Your pic is pure bullshit. I've had quite a few girls saying that my 19,5 cm dick is too big for them and uncomfortable. And not a single one let me stick it in their pooper :(

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>>133500903

Excellent Ruse my dude

>>133490848
Believe it or not. This. I'm a white dude with a ridiculously large penis. I used to be a 2 pump chump and never had a relationship problem. Since I gained control, and started fucking my girlfriend for an hour + while giving her an orgasm every few minutes, she's been totally insecure and wants to break up every week. She says she's not worth of me and that I deserve a younger more attractive girl. Although deep down. I almost think she feels like she lost power over me and would rather have someone who she can manipulate easier

>>133503265
You look like a child predator.

>>133489566
dicklet master race

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>>133503431
Is that Arianna Grande? Damn.

>>133502973
Yeah. Anything under 12" is basically a vagina. Should start at 12" and go up.

>>133503500
Ha. The girl in the photo is 24. But...okay.

>>133489566
>tfw 8+

This image is probably bullshit, but it still feels gud. I don't know how people with less than 4 inches get by, the insecurity would kill me.

>>133489566
Them digits with this retarded pic. Bro my cock is 7 in but thick. Women complain its to big and hurts them. most women do not want to get railed by a 10in beast. Imagine a 10 inch dildo up your ass, the tearing would hurt so fucking bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

>>133489566
8 inches is considered small here, lmao how pathetic are you euroshits?

>>133503664
Nigga I didn't say she looked like a child

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>>133503830
Oh. So, in spite of my preference of women in their 20s you're saying I LOOK like a child predator. Well, you're welcome to that opinion...doesn't change my game, son.

>>133501400
and thats the minimum by the way. The real big tank women prefer 1m+ dicks

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>>133500903
Nice bait

>>133503629

12 inchs is still slightly below average.

Anything under 15 inches is practically hamster level.

Fucking dicklets up in this thread.

>>133503545
Premature ejaculator dicklet reporting in.
>implying their pleasure ever came into consideration

>>133503956
We aren't playing checkers anymore, anon.

>small is below average
>About 95% of men are in this group

Theres a reason women shouldn't be allowed the vote

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>>133489566

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upa12yjBCaQ&ytbChannel=AnimeLab

>>133504066
>average of whites falls into not satisfying-enjoyable
>black average falls into ideal
lol. its almost like pink pussies were made for black dicks

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>>133503468
>I'm a white dude with a ridiculously large penis

>>133500903
>9" circumference
so, fisting?

>>133504312
triggered nigger who's afraid of the BBC myth going away

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>>133504066
>/pol/ is so detached from reality they post a photoshopped version as a reply to a photoshopped version

Here's the real one btw

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>>133489613
Do you ever sleep archivebro?

fuck you all need jesus

>>133504310
I'm sorry Merkel but Black Average is not 7.25 inches.

>>133504391
no he is just confirming that every woman needs 10 incher. for a white guy its exremly rare, for a black guy its common

>>133504391
should have said "pic related" as I actually don't have a penis at all

>tfw 5 inches
its not like im ever going to have sex with a woman, but it still makes me feel like im less of a man.

>>133504310
the BBC is a strange porn myth that won't go away. Blacks statistically have smaller penises than whites. Whites on average have the largest actually.
>inb4 that stupid condom pic
its fake. go look at actual scientific studies instead of memes

>>133504608
but also to say, whites are always the largest in almost every category. Biggest breasts, and tallest height etc.

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>>133504066

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>>133504540
(nearly) this.

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>>133504540
(((European)))

Let's see who actually behind that flag Schlomo

>>133504449
Thanks bud, I was sure that the replied version was fake too but wasn't trying to go and find the original

>>133504607
how does it feel that polish pink pussy belongs to bbc?

>>133504608
>check porn
>all monster dicks are black
no they are not fake, its obvious those dicks are real
https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/charlie-mac-1#_tabAboutMe
this guy represents average black dick, just look at all those comments by white women under his videos lol. stop being in denial. white women lust bbc

>>133504449
>implying you didnt just whip that up in MS paint

you were too lazy to fill in every single square so you just painted it with the brush tool. im on to you

>>133500903
this is the donkey chart?

>>133504890
Remove your LARP flag you shitposter

>>133489566
Im like 4.5 to 5.5 hard.

0 inches flaccid

Girlfriend was a virgin when i met her 14 years. Did I Dodge a bullet of humiliation?

>>133504540
lol no

>>133504890
>pussy

you wouldnt know anything about that fucking assholes all your life like the faggot u r, yurotrash kike

>>133504449
The problem with all of these "studies" is that women have no fucking clue how big an inch is

>>133489566

>Stop was lawful

Then fuck off bitch stop being a cunt about things

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I know this is pic unrelated bread but let me tell you gents.
>be me
>having lurker account on all the sex hookup sites because autism.
>All those grills on the regular dating sites. The ones who say they like smort men and don't want hookups. Yeah. They are on the hookup sites too.
>Their vaginas are all gross and gaped out.
>most of the guys on those sites are complete betas and will never score.
>The tall alpha chad guys have pictures of themselves with several different women all lined up like trophys. Sometimes bang then 2 or 3 at a time.
>The fatties all think that Chad is just going to turn around one day and tell her she's beautiful and that he only wants to be with her. As evidenced by the hilarious poetry they post on there.
And that's why our civilization is already dead. If you are a beta you should be preparing for the uprising. Don't be that pathetic manlet with 12 dick pics on aff.

>>133496870

Yes. And no one gets stopped more by cops than commercial drivers/truckers.

Cops have quotas and I think they are more likely to stop "safe" drivers than hardcore gangbanging niggers.

Cops have to "look busy."

My friend used to claim cops stopped her because she had big tits.

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>>133505102
considering the vaginal cavity is literally 3.5 inches deep at its maximum, they pretty much are full of themselves.

>>133504608
>he thinks the bbc myth stated in porn
Whites did it to themselves. It all traced back to nigs are savages and animals. The two go hand and hand.
>he believes in the scientific studies
about as accurate as polls, truthfully. Even measured studies depend on those that volunteer.

>>133489968
>virgin talk
>kek flag

Everything checks out

>>133500927
I don't get it , why shouldn't you be insecure about the size of your dick if you have a small or average dick? why the smugness?

Are you people all really this fucking retarded and egomanaical? why are you fucking laughing at other people's misfortune?

What the fuck even is this? ugh , you fucking drones. Act like decent human beings so i won't get the urge to randomly start killing you , would ya? please? pretty please?

Fuck , everyone is so fucking pathetic nowadays.

Nevermind. Yes , i have an average sized dick. Yes , i wish it was bigger. Fucking hate me for it go ahead.

But just what the fuck is wrong with all of you?

This planet is doomed holy shit , you fucking niggers.

>>133505180

She's driving a 2 door coupe with tinted windows. They probably thought some teenage asian street racer was behind the wheel.

>>133505420
>Even measured studies depend on those that volunteer.

What are you talking about, retard. The school nurse measures your dick when you take your physical. You can't take PE or graduate high school without a physical

I'm sure they just get the data anonymously that way, same as height and weight

>>133505489
This will make some great copypasta

>>133505489
Unless you have a micro-penis you should probably worry about the shit a girl can see all the time. If a girl likes you enough to the point where you pull down your pants she probably isn't going to care that much unless it's comically small.

Then again you won't be getting any compliments either.

The attorney has money. If she doesn't want to get pulled over, she should buy a more boring car.


A white Taurus.

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>>133501217
You severely underestimate the scope of women's whorish nature.

>>133505715
Really anon? you really think so? *blushes*

Post ur dicks boys

>>133505715
So do it you barbaric fucking small dicked, limp wristed, cock sucking, blow hard, Gravity Falls watching without a sibling or child of your own, faggot.

>>133489566
You didn't archive, first off.

Second, she barely said two words to those cops, and they were extremely polite because they knew they fucked up.

Only nigger I see here is the OP. Stupid, blue gummed faggot.

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>>133506033
>Not posting pic related

>>133505659
Fucking kek. Shit down anon, i have something to tell you. That wasn't the school nurse.

>>133505723
I get how it works but what i don't get is why people have to be such niggers about it , it's so... undignified.

>>133506033
You can't be a barbarian and a faggot at the same time dawg. That's what they call an oxymoron.

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>>133505489
>sperging out THIS hard because someone pointed out insecure men with tiny penises

clearly i've struck a nerve with you, little dick bitch.

>>133489968
It's not even about that if the little whore can't accept the life she is dealt then she deserves to stay a roastie.

My average dick will remain average, her personality will have to change or no money from her honey.

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>>133491856
I had one girl break up with me because (I shit you not) she had to go to her OBG because I "bruised" her cervix. She complained that she thought she had cervical cancer and that she was traumatized by the "damage" muh dick was doing.

To this day, I still jerk off (while lulz'ing) thinking about how my mammoth cock actually mentally "traumatized" her.

>>133506179
Dumb burger. Your country must be so back-wards that they don't even have penis inspection day.

I remember getting it every year. I remember the Soccer Coach would usually do it. He would call us ever-year to his office, make sure our dick was erect and then measure our dicks. I wouldn't be surprised if they sold that information to someone because our school was pretty poor anyways.

>>133506501
fake and gay story, stfu virgin nigger

>>133506608
Please don't share our country like this.

>>133506442
I think it's more just being annoyned at how oversexualized our societies are.

All of this wouldn't be a problem in a society where monogamy is enforced and high status men marry high status women, and likewise low status women marry low status men. And on average, everyone would have more sex.

Now everyone is desensitized by the porn/sex industry and creates unrealistic expectations (both for men and women..) and it's effect on society just makes everyone insecure, unhappy, and depressed. And MUH DICK competitions like this are just one of the examples.

>>133506501
What's your size? genuinely curious.

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>>133504449
You posted such an obvious edit.
Here's the REAL version

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>>133506179
Explain

>>133506501
Same senpai. They bitch about how much it hurts but just keep coming back for more lmao. Women are masochists

>high school club fair
>see girl with a fat ass
>slap a nametag with my phone number on her ass
>we start dating, she freaks out first time we make out and she rubs me one
>my fame spreads far and wide

>have two girlfriends at the same time, people ask me about it occasionally because they physically fight in the hallway
>one of them is a devious, tiny little Romanian freshman
>bout to get a blowjob in my car during lunch
>mfw she can't even fit her mouth around my dick, just licks it instead
>still think about it to this day

pure bliss

>>133506825
So much hostility. I can't help it if I was born with a huge cock and you weren't.

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>>133506851
Thanks for the heads up.

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>>133489566
>post link about a news story
>post pic about penises
>everyone ignores the story and talks about penises.
You're a fucking idiot, Op.

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I'm barely over 6" erect and my dick already hits the back of my gf's pussy and hurts her if I pound too hard.

I'm glad I didn't listen to you faggots and spend a year jelqing to get an 8 inch dick or I wouldn't be able to go balls deep like I do now.

>>133489968
The penis size lie is that only niggers have big dicks. I'm white and my dick is 8".

Also, it's not as great as you think. If you don't get the girl sopping wet before you fuck her, a large dick can rub her raw on the insides and after a few days of that she might want to take a break from sex for a day or two. I think being circumcised further exacerbates this problem for me.

Fucking Jews.

>>133489968
Big benis here. Women love to play with it, but hearing "ow!" is pretty common with me. I've made women bleed, and bruised another's pussy and it turned black. She walked weird for like a week. Her friends thought I gave her a disease until she told them the truth. Never saw anything like it before lol.

>>133506442
Okay?

But why you have to do this whole thing you're doing right now though? what's the point? to make yourself feel slightly less worthless?

Thing is , i'm a malignant narcissist , so when i see other people being like me i try to urge them to be better so i can at least have a little faith in humanity.

You don't want to be like me. You should be better than me. Even when making jokes , it's not really funny m8. Only assholes laugh at this type of shit. Try not to bully people for fun , that's not the Aryan way.

Wait.. are you a woman? cause if you are just ignore everything i just said cause you're pretty much unfixable.

>tfw no 8" veiny raperod that causes instant and irreversible states of arousal in women

y live

>>133506947
>11x10 dick
we aren't even talking coke cans at this point. We are talking about a dick the size of a 2 liter

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>>133505844
>424 nigger spawn from one sheboon

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>>133506947
>Yet again posting Bait
You just want replies

here's the real version

>>133507504
>jelqing
Now that's an old meme

>>133505844
That was pretty common back in those days due to sharecropping. Niggs were spawned to be field hands and nothing more.

>>133507058
Make me not want to chop you into pieces anon. You really aren't endearing yourself to me right now.

Humanize yourself for me , tell me one of your flaws. I'm sure you have some.

>>133508015
now you know why we need abortion

>>133501476
>6.6-6.7

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>133500903
This whole thread implies there are women that even know what an inch is.
>>133506337
You do realise the Barbary states were the pre ottoman Turks and a lot of them were faggots

>>133501476
>6.6-6.7

How do you measure so accurately?

>>133508321

okay I'm 5'8"

win some lose some

>>133505844
That's an r selected nigger. They are more promiscuous by nature than Whites and Asians and others.

But yeah , all women are whores to some extent.

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>>133508091
I knew I'd seen that edit before, but I see now you tweaked it. I found the one you edited

>>133508510
By faggot i mean weakling not homosexual.

>>133508511
12 inch ruler mayne, has points for mm and cm

>>133504312
girls say they like to fantasize about big dicks, but dont know how to deal with it when my white, 9" long 7 inch round cock is slamming into them deeper than then they can handle.
They just walk around funny and become dazed for a few days while they're forced to reevaluate their place in the world.

>>133508581
Fair enough. It's just that when people are smug i get the urge to hurt them that's all.

>tfw 6' tall on the dot
>tfw 200lb with nonzero but unnoticeable muscle mass
>tfw 6" long, 5" circumference

>tfw completely ordinary by all dimensions

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>>133508389
>>133508511
>>133502931

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>>133506750
>Penis inspection day
>Soccer coach

Where I'm from the parents just had to send in a form where they listed all the important data like that. I just filled it in myself.

>>133508902

I feel you senpai. A lot of us are just bullying you guys at this point but its just banter. At the end of the day we're all men and I feel your pain

>>133503064

This is what retarded sound like

>>133508817
Still doesn't answer how you can measure perfectly in-between .1 of an inch.

My size measured changes by how much i press in the pubic bone and even how firm the mattress is that i'm measuring in.

>>133509144
read up m8

>>133509009
>want penises that look like sewage pipes
>go insane when men don't want stinky obese women

>>133509399
That still doesn't say HOW you use the ruler in order to be certain of your dick size in between .1 inch

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>>133509519
Breddy much desu.
Also see toast I made earlier while at home;
>>133505218
it's just not worth it even trying anymore.

>>133509815
yes it does !

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>>133509815
the line right after 6 is 6.1.

from 6 to 7 there are 10 lines

>yuropoor education

>>133509983
Where do you place it? On your head?

>>133510270
Made in China ends go to your pelvis and get as hard as you can and measure that shiet

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>>133502931
fella machinist?
Kek

>>133489566
Mine is pretty big - every girl I've ever paid for sex has said so!

>>133510327
Now that you stated that I should get as hard as possible should I also flex my glutes? That can make my dick harder but it also increases my length because rolls forward

>>133510777
naw just get hard mate and push the ruler into the base of your cock

only replying cuz of trips

>>133510239
Right after 6 is 6 and 1/16th. There are 15 lines between 6 and 7. The biggest lines are 1/4ths, the medium lines are 1/8ths and the smallest ones are 1/16th.
Dumbass.

>>133510847
>Changes to Kekistani flag

Now I know who I'm talking to

>>133511036
nope

youre wrong


wait, are you saying that my dick is bigger

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>>133510239
You idiot, each line is 1/16th more. The smallest lines are 16ths, the next longer lines mark the 1/8ths. the next longer lines are 1/4s, and the longest line between two numbers are 1/2 of an inch.

>>133511207
exactly, so 6 and 1 line is 6.1 inches

>Be me
>Be 7 inch long
>Havent tasted a woman in me life.
>26 year old
>Still no fucks to give

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>>133489968

Women don't really give a shit.

>>133511305
6,06

>>133511305
no, it's 6.0625

Now that you know you can measure with better precision

>thread was about a Florida state attorney or some shit
>muh dick

>>133503265
>when your hairline is great but you don't have any hair

>tfw 7 inches long
>but only 4 inches around
>tfw pencil dick that will probably never satisfy due to lack of friction

my gf orgasms only from riding me and rubbing her clit on my abs

I wish I could give her a vaginal/g-spot orgasm but its never happend

should I just off myself

>>133511305
>>133510239
ITT: people responding to obvious bate

>>133489566

This BASED black woman DESERVED this job. Fucking white bois jealous proud queens are running government now. Tiny dick alt right LOSERS. We your lawyers, we your doctors, hell last year we was your PRESIDENT. Face it white man your Reign of terror is over and the future is BLACK.

>>133511354
>Be me

Stop fucking stop

>>133494374

(((Soros))) literally funded her campaign.

Plus the Whorelando cucks were getting sick of Jeff Ashton, who couldn't get Casey Anthony convicted.

That entire city is getting lost imo.

Sometimes i wonder if i'm actually autistic.

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>>133511734
well try it, i dare ya

>>133511354
You're either gay or the next Tesla.

>>133511354
what a shame, aren't Bosnian girls hot af

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>>133489566
I'm 22 cm.

>>133503803
You're not even human

>>133503803
>8 inches is considered small here

I find that hard to believe.

>>133508581
Would you guys rather be 6'2 with a 5" dick

Or

Would you rather be 5'8" with an 8" dick

daily reminder that your gf has probably had bigger dicks than yours

isn't that emasculating

>>133504474
He uses a proxy for one then the other

>>133501476
>I..I had sex, people of a hentai website, please take my word

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>>133512005
im not anti social, just can not stand stupid people, including women. had couple of girlfriends, dumped them after couple of days each.
I also get regularly hit on by the women on their own.
Yes Bosnian Serb women are good. Im thinking im gonna go with young one (18ish) and educate her me self into the ways of life.

>>133511981
Not gay, and most probably not the next Tesla. Maybe closer to Jesus.

Protip: Go down on a girl til she orgasms. Once she orgasms she will be more likely to orgasm a second time via penis in vagina sex

>>133512468
daily reminder that my gf was a virgin before me

daily reminder that yours should be too

>>133512364
6'2''

The odds of anyone ever touching my dick besides myself are astronomical, but being the 5'7'' manlet that I am can get in the way of everyday life

>>133507601
I was cursed with a 7.5 inch thicc. Like really thick. Women have refused sex from me a few times because they told me it wouldn't fit.

>>133503265
>Square hips.

>Woman

>>133512109
Flashback-kuk?

>>133512364
6'2 w/ a 5 inch dick.

Dick size is rarely important, while height is important every day. Also if it really matters you can "increase" penis size through weight loss and if truly desperate- surgery.

>>133494374
Death penalty has rarely been found useful to deter future crime and is more expensive than life prison sentences.

If you want to save your tax money, you would not want the death penalty to be used frequently.

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>>133512639
This.
>it brings more benefits, but this is a practical one.

>>133504050
Well, it might be a requirement with the US landwhales, where most of the length is already swallowed by several inches of lard, before the sexual organs are even able to interact with each other.

>>133512639
They have multiple orgasms anyway. The secret is in prep-work. Just like painting or any other surface protection. You have to spend 90% time preparing for the 10% finishing work. Make her feel good. Always start with a 15-20 min. make-up session. Girls are a lot more emotional about sex than us guys.

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>>133512719
Dat is wat zij zei.
>Je was zeker ook geweldig

Shes not a real woman if her cunts so loose it cannot properly grip a cock...
Fun note people, average testosterone in men is HALF now what it was less then a century ago... think about that, a huge shift in the basic building block of men, hmmm what could be behind that and what could be the result?

>>133503803
Yes most animals and beast like creatures have large penises.

>>133503500
hence why they thought it was big

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>>133507752
>STILL sperging
>STILL being delusional enough to think i even read his bitchy whining

tiny penis manlets will always have a HUGE chip on their shoulder, huh?

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>>133503803
You seem to know a lot about local cocks

>>133503726
>I don't know how people with less than 4 inches get by
we don't, really

>>133511305
So is your dick 6 and 5/16 or 6 and 3/8?

>>133489613
much gratitude, archiveanon

>>133514070
which ever is better

>>133511653
Why not just get thickening at a plastic surgeon? They transplant fat from your stomach to the cock.

Costs like $5000 for the best surgeons, but hey, at least you'd get a fat cock.

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>>133503431
>Celeb Jihad
Topical

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>>133512887

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-Fr3ppb3o&t=1m17s

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>>133489566

>>133512468
It is.

But you don't want to try that shit on me IRL.

>>133513986
I feel 100% justified in my desire to rape , kill and eat you.

I will sexually torture you until you're left in a childlike state. Then i will sexually torture you some more , exept now you will be a child. And it will hurt more.

Then i will kill and eat you.

See , i tried to be your friend but you really aren't giving me much choice here are you?

>>133513986
I'm joking , hahahaha.

>>133513986
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>>133489566
>Aramis Ayala
Nigger names are the worst.

>>133496870
>what kind of faggot thinks it's ok for cops to pull over people just because they're windows are too tinted
>The written law things it's okay
>Being this much of a faggot

>>133512719
>finding a needle in a pile of shit
not everyone can be this lucky or results to being a child molester