Is this a trap?

This whole France thing seems fishy. Macaron all of a sudden loves the Don?

Thay would explain why macron is suddenly acting so "based" but don't worry; the God emporer has some top security motherfuckers working for him who are loyal.

No way this is legit. That's the worst place ever from a security standpoint.

Blue wedding incoming.

>>133487417
He's just a two faced, desperate POS like all other European leaders. I hope Donald doesn't fall for it.

>>133487288
It seems like Macron did a complete 360 after getting elected.
First the jab at africa, then the imperial reception and now this.

Could it be that he played leftist voters like a fiddle?

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>blue lobster

what

>>133487730
Yes it's official
>it would be a shame if a drone bomb gets close

>>133487730
no?

Donald's time is up.

>>133487288
What the fuck is a blue lobster?

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It’s a (((trap)))

>>133488153
Lobsters only turn red when theyre steamed.

>>133488127
Most aristocrats are SJW, like Habsbourg

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Even when leftists win, they lose

>>133487288
Why the hell would you want to eat lobster flown all the way in from Florida

>>133487686
This. Not only does he travel with a SS outfit that could probably fight their way out of anywhere on earth, but he also brought along his own personal security team.

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>>133488153
Very rarely, lobsters are born blue. Even rarer they survive to be large enough to eat because they're bright fucking blue and stick out like a sore thumb.

>t. Grew up in a New England fishing town

>>133488287
Yeah? So they're eating raw lobster?

>Eiffel tower gets blown up
>France loses it's only significant landmark of the past 250 years
>goes full 1488

>>133487288
Lobster is blue... democrats are blue... its a trap!

>>133488429
See my post
>>133488408

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Soon.

http://www.unsealed.org/2017/07/emmanuel-macron-consolidates-power.html

>>133488429
No the lobster was blue before it was cooked.

>>133488408
That looks fucking poisonous. What causes it to be blue?

>>133488408
How does it affect the taste?

>>133488408
IRL shiny

>>133488287
Blue lobster is just a genetic abnormality. Like 1/1000 or someshit

>>133488594
His dog died.

>>133488408
While fanciful, it isnt those. European lobsters are naturally a dark blue https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homarus_gammarus

>>133488594
Mutated fuckup.
Wikipedia says 1 in 1-2 million come out like that.

>>133488660
So macaroni is gonna force trump to eat a mutant? What the fuck.

>>133488649
>>133488408
You're both wrong, they are eating these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_crayfish

>>133488594
he is asphyxiating

More like French taxpayers are going to treat him
Cucked again

>>133488594
They produce an excessive amount of a certain protein. It's a rare mutation and one surviving long enough to reach legal size is exceedingly rare. A blue lobster catch usually ends up in the news here.
>>133488616
No idea, never ate one.
>>133488649
>>133488901
Makes sense, superior New England lobster would be a better choice though.

>>133488873
... and so?

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>>133487288
Trump hates Merkal and so the EU gets their boy Macron to make a comment that could be considered by liberals as 'slightly racist' and he begins to cosy up to Trump instead of Merkal. Macron whispers sweet nothings in Trump's ear and Trump decides he rather likes the EU and rather dislikes Brexit.

That's what is going on lads.

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>>133487288
>Why is Macron announcing the exact location where they'll be tomorrow?

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>>133487288
Remember all that C4 that was stolen from Portugal? That's why.

>Renames "Ministry of Defense" to "Ministry of the Armies"
>Wants to make France a military superpower again
>Auto-proclaims himself "Chief of the Secret Services"
>Fires a ton of journalists
>Says journalists are incapable of grasping his intellect.
>Puts everyone with potential terror connections on a watchlist
>Produces USSR-tier propaganda clips where he's called "The Saviour"
>Cuts welfare and social security, social spending as a whole
>Allows migrants to be worked more than 40 hours a week, to pay them little and fire them easily
>Pro-monarchy
>Says Africa's problems are "Civilizational"
>Says African women are having too many babies
>Buddies with Trump and Putin.
>Has literally taken the Bogpill.
>Constantly compares himself to the god Jupiter.
>Cut taxes and shrank the government welfare for refugees
>Backed off on ousting Assad
>Told Italy to go fuck themselves when it comes to the migrant crisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5dZYG24yM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NODFhyQg1qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIR7dCOiVzI

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Are the Muslims preparing their ultimate weapon?

>>133489228
He has mental problems, so it's not even so impossible
Maybe he watched too much House of Cards

>>133487288
>terrorist attack in Paris on the 14th of July
yeah good luck with that one

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>>133489159
>you are what you eat
if he eats the mutant lobster, he becomes a mutant himself

It's all deliberate and an attempt to "deal" with the Trump "problem".

Macron is a globalist ex-banker, divide and conquer, subversion and planning are his forte.

DO NOT TRUST

>>133488901
>French restaurant serving floridian crawdads over expensive as shit european lobster
Got a link for this because that sounds like some bullshit

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>>133487288
Let 'em try

>>133488127
god, that would actually be really fucking amazing.

>>133489330
Post-kebab farts? It's too low res
>>133489388
The fact that Paris is so controlled let my think that other places (less Nice) will be unguarded
Remember that they need to avenge Baghdadi and Mosul, a big attack on Europe would be the best way for the new Caliph to announce himself

>>133488594
He's a democrat.

>>133489330
Uncooked seafood?

>>133489780
Oysters?

>>133487288
You people don't get - there is this racemixing mural drawn under the Eiffel tower. Macron wants to throw Trump from the balcony, so that he lands in the middle of it, as a sacrifice to his globalist overlords.

>>133489208
maybe not quite like that, but i agree you're probably right, they realized Merkel is completely incompatible with Trump and there was probably a strong mutual dislike. Macron is befriending him him for the good of Europe, nothing more.

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>>133489740
loled

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>>133487288


could macaroni's recent mood swing be an isis ploy for them to get close to don?

will the big habbening of 2017 be 2morrow?

will we see paris in smoking ruins by nightfall?

man, I'm excited. the race war begins and I haven't sorted out my clean socks

>>133490121
If Baghdadi is really dead we'll see an ISIS happening for SURE, and France is the most probable target

>>133488246
Some lobsters are born blue; it's rare occurance sorta like how some clovers have 4 leaves.

Needless to say, they're considered a delicacy.

>>133489208
I had to scroll too long for this.

Macron is doing a complete volte-face. It was all part of the plan. He wants to take France back to the Trente Glorieuses by emulating his idol Charles de Gaulle. He's cozying up to Trump because he shares the same priorities: a strong interventionist military, the eradication of terrorists, a France first policy (think about it: Macron wants to dominate the EU, by placing France's interests before all the other members of the Bloc. Kinda like America first within NATO). They're quite alike. He's definitely been bogged. He played all the lefties and socialists like a damn fiddle, as well as the conservatives. His master plan is world domination, with the backing of Trump and Putin. The Eiffel tower will actually be revealed to be a giant rocketship, and will launch itself to the secret Bog moonbase, where Macron will take Trump to his secret African moon plantation.

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>>133488635

>>133488045

Donald is gonna chew this cuck up and spit him out just like he did to Romney.

>>133488153
If you have to ask, you can't afford blue lobster.

>>133490425
>secret African moon plantation.
niggers on the moon...
great...
thanks France
why must you destroy everything nice by adding niggers?

>>133487288
Pretty sure you can usually find out where the president is at any given time with a quick Google search. Of course people are going to know where they are.

>>133490425
I was with you up until here. The Bogs would not have their secret base so close to Earth. It's probably on Pluto.

>>133490659
Not when they are in a roofless tower where you can't evacuate, I guess
It will be the most guarded place of the world, but it's still sub-optimal

Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

>>133488379
What? Personal security team? As in a Trump security team unaffiliated with WH? That makes me feel so much safer for him!

>>133487288
I find it rather cute that 4chan worries about Trump so much. Every time he doesn't something in public /pol/ goes through all the things that could go wrong and how he might get hurt. Don't worry, guys; he'll be fine.

But your thoughts and protective sentiment are appreciated. It shows your care.

>>133491483
Macron is probably more at risk of being killed by a false flag Breivik because he's gone mad and they don't have inpeachment.

>>133490817
>same solar system
you underestimate the bogs

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>>133487288

>not posting the thread theme in the OP

https://youtu.be/k9qOXILOe38

DANCE INTO THE FIRE

>>133491714
I think mine was better.

>>133489029

Rock > Maine

>>133491895

did you even watch the video?

>>133488649
Ughhh. Actually eating European lobster. Disgusting.

>>133492072
Yes, and the movie it the song was written for.
Calm your tits ffs.

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>>133488408

Yeah I wouldn't eat that shit even if I was starving. And I'm starving right now.

>>133492294
pleb

>Trying to wrap the D around his finger

I don't think Macronette understands the person he's trying to play. He could be trying to use his Jewish tactics on him, but he can also unwittingly surrender his authority/respect. Macron may have been an accountant in a bank and learned some Kosher tricks, but Trump's a shark who stood toe to toe with more dangerous competition, and literally ended careers and livelihoods of those with lesser status that stood in his way

The guy is literally outclassed. I hope he doesn't become an hero, at least before France does

Macaron will use the Eiffel tower as a tesla coil and grill all shit skins in paris. He will blame Trump and get him silenced.

>>133492407
Maine lobster is superior to all others worldwide. Anyone who's actually traveled and isn't' a pleb already knows as much.

>>133492351

shut it milk nigger

>>133487288
Will Macron's geriatric wife treat Trump to some blue waffles?

>>133487686
SS work for the multinationals retard.

>>133489290
hey, i recognize that call of duty mission

>>133491633
>he's gone mad and they don't have inpeachment
Yes we do.

The thing is we can impeach the government, but not the president.

The thing is the Assemblée Nationale can vote the government destitution whenever they want.

While in America the impeachment procedure takes years and the president must have committed a crime, in France it takes 48 hours between the proposal and the vote.

>>133493627
>not the president
Inpeachment is always for the president, you are speaking about first minister

>>133493870
But it's the same effect.

The President can't rule without a government or without a majority in the Parliament.

>>133494001
Hollande changed a lot of first ministers and to lose majority in parliament he needs to fuck with his yesmen, and that's very difficult

>>133494353
Well you can think whatever you want.

Fact is Macron becoming the new Napoléon is as likely as Italy becoming white

>>133489029
>and one surviving long enough to reach legal size is exceedingly rare
This reads like zoophilia for some reason.

>>133495883
Projection, bro

>>133487288
Trump should throw Macron from the eiffel tower.

THAT would be an actual happening

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>>133490577

>>133491370
Of course Trump is protected by the SS and has his own personal security team known as the SS.

>>133487288
He's trying to bait the radical left into rioting so he can justify a crackdown.

>>133488443
I wouldn't mind it. It's ugly as fuck

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>>133489899
Actually...

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>>133488127
>complete 360
kraut education

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>>133487288

Something ain't quite right about that boy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze2ywV7CGjk

>>133490425
Except the budget for the French Army has just been cut by 850 million euros and the Army Chief of Staff has declared he would resign. Stop shilling for Macron just because he plays everyone with his fiddle.

>>133488632
1 in a million

>>133489740
ded

>>133489029
Why don't they protect and bread them to create a race of blue lobsters rather than eating them like savages?

>>133501529
Completely ignore the 2% GDP to national defense from 2018 onwards

>>133500916
get cheecky mofo

>>133488624
underrated

>>133493073
>it was the driver who shot kennedy!
this is u

>>133488127
>complete 360
>islamic eduaction

>>133498807
I want newfags to leave

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>>133487288
Probably amusing to nobody but me, but I stayed in a hotel called "Le Homard Bleu" when I was in France.

If the President goes up to Berck, I would not recommend he stay there.

>puppet killing another puppet
what's the point?

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>>133489228
>>>Why is Macron announcing the exact location where they'll be tomorrow?

Fixed.

>>133487417
Jews always side with the victor, haven't you learned from history?

>>133502536

What language is that?

>>133487288
didn't they just build a wall around the eiffel tower?

maybe he wants to inspire trump?

>>133488127

He did play leftists like a fiddle but there's a difference between leftists and globalists. He's still a globalist, just a right-wing one.

>>133488305
they're rich enough that they can afford to separate themselves from the consequences of their politics.

>>133501943
what are you a fucking retard?

why would you breed a lobster if you don't intend to eat it?

>>133491483
We have to look after the God Emperor. Without him humanity will never take their rightful place among the stars.

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>>133501719
You mean 1 in 6 gorrilion yes?

>>133488594
it's a shiney !!!

>>133488153
It's a code word for "Death to America".

>>133497254
ss falls under treasury

>>133488153
hermaphrodite lobsters are blue for some reason.

>>133487288
because everywhere the US president goes, drones and special forces soldiers go with him.

if anyone tried shit they would be rekt in less than 2min trust me.

Lobster is good t.bh

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>>133489401
Macron is trying to destroy the God Emperor!

>>133498807
>>133502822
>t. newfags

>>133488624
>>>/vp/

How much does blue lobster cost compared to regular?
I'd rather you guys spoonfeed me than me google it

>>133507764

CNN: Trump is killing and eating the transgender

>>133509344
460 dollarydoos at some american resturant ive just read.

>>133510032
not nearly as pricey as i expected
i was expecting thousands

>>133489310
>>Pro-monarchy
Bit late for that isn't it?

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>>133509344
2016 Market Price.

>>133497682
Sort of like it's people

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>>133511589
If the blue lobster turns red when you boil it, then what is the point of all the fuss?

>>133512330
The rarity. It is a 1:2,000,000 occurrence for a Maine or Rock Blue Lobster large enough to eat to be caught.

>>133487288
>Sees awful smog over france and breathing it in
>THE CLIMATE DEAL DAHNALD

Macron is tsundere for Trump

>>133513017
So do they actually taste different?