Brit/pol/ - BEADY Edition

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>>133487172
AVERAGE SIZE OF BRITISH PENIS FULLY ERECT: 1.2 inches

Take the mogg pill

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VAN CLEEF PAY BIG FOR YOUR HEAD

The Good The Bad and The Ugly is a great summer watch. Needs to be sweaty and humid

>Retard, the state has no business making decisions on behalf of parents.

Don't half read some shite on here lads.

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GIVE ME A KISS ANON

My husband Tim just isn't man enough for me anymore

>>133487369
>would of
Is this intentional

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>>133487381
It's all right, Love, you're man enough for the pair of us

>>133487491
>hates gay marriage
>marries a fucking bloke
Top kek liberal hypocrisy

>>133487381
Is Tim's anti-gay rhetoric a classic case of protesting too much?

I know this isn't a blog but I want to bounce some thoughts off here. I was with some mates last night at a club and everything, and some drugs were taken and everything.

I don't know if I should still be hanging around them, I just disagree way too much with the whole drug culture and they're big into raving etc. I don't want to be a hypocrite, I've known them for a long time but I might have to call it quits.

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>>133487172
Who was beadier? Mosely or Powell?

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>>133487642
Why not both my good man?

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>>133487599
One clappit manch in a bap please

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>not taking the mogg pill

https://youtu.be/4u5l35v13TY

>>133487724
Is that moustache the official uniform of the British right?

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>>133487679

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>>133487679

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>>133487822

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>>133487759

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>London news is all just Grenfell, gender neutral tube announcements and that fucking Charlie Gard cunt

Nuke us from orbit please.

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>>133487815
Could be dear chap... could be

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>tfw writers block
ree

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>>133487777
>newfag

Mogg is a vacuous figurehead, nothing more.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

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>>133487724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtIF6tw-Io

Is Harry Enfield a socialist?

>>133487942
also muh brave jo Konta

Reminder that she is NOT British

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>>133488229

>>133487369
Would tweeting it to her husband be considered malicious correspondence?

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>>133488235
What do you mean anon? The ethnically Hungarian raised in Australia isn't British?

>>133487608
Make decisions that will better your life anon. If ditching them or that toxic lifestyle will make you happy then do it.

You don't need other people to make you happy, that has to come from you.

>>133488374
Sounds quintessentially British to me

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Seems a bit odd we sailed a large number of native white Brits half-way around the world. And now we're being flooded by dirty shitskins. In hindsight we probably should have kept the criminals here.

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When was the last time one of these parties knocked on your doorstep?

And that's why the EU isn't democratic.

Just took a spider outside and let a bumble bee out the window rather than kill them.

#DoingMyBit

>>133488645
I cut a fat slug in half with a spade last night

>>133488601
>PritiPateldippedinbleach.jpg

>>133488601
why are Australians so much better looking than us when we come from the same stock?

>>133488601
Makes sense if British companies control and extract the natural resources and pay tax to the exchequer

Just got back from the doctors where I had to pull down my trousers and expose my bum to a nurse. Spilled my spaghetti pretty hard

>>133488235
I bloody live near Wimbledon so we even have posters and shit done by businesses about it. Not kidding, some estate agents near me did a promotion where if you had your house sold and either Murray or Konta win, they wouldn't charge commission.

>>133488741
Speak for yourself I'm beautiful

>>133488808
should have broke the ice with a fart

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>>133488741
All the people from good stock left Britain either for the United states from the 1600's onwards or Australia in the 1800's

>>133488741
Its less important to take care of your looks when you're wrapped up in layers most of the year. If you lived in a place where your body was constantly on show because its hot as fuck you'd probably try to stay in shape more.

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Start buying guns.

>>133489040
Fuck you.

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>>133488924
It's also far easier to stay in shape (metabolically, and it's constantly being sunny and nice outside, and they're infinitely less-overpopulated over there, plus they have better regulations on shitty food). It all adds up to make it far easier to be fit.

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>>133489044
>>133489078
Paki.
>Muh special forces use this rifle so it must be good. Pathetic

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a-anyone want to play chess?
i'm not very good...

https://lichess.org/3JzJ5c4M

>>133489188
I didn't know they did use it. I posted the H&K416 cause it's one of the UK lever-pull variants that are meant to emulate automatic rifles and is extremely cool you pathetic triplord faggot.

>>133489044
Start making guns.


(if legal)

>>133489239
You're going DOWN shirtlifter

>>133489309
Weapon engineering or defence engineering innit? MoD does something like that.

>>133488037

vacuous
>having or showing a lack of thought or intelligence

fucking hell, lad

>>133489309
Might as well stockpile acetone and petrol if you're going to do that

>>133489309
Or just start importing them illegally
(This post is entirely satirical GCHQ)

>>133488066
Why wasn't I autistic enough to be reading Ancient Greek by the age of 5

>>133489637
Or apply for a co-terminous license, get a section
1 & 2 and do it legally you fucking criminal.

>>133488374
>>133488832

BBC literally burying their heads in the sand over this.

>muh first British player in 40 years to get this far

Well no it isn't is it. It's an Aussie girl that's come over when she was a teenager to live here for a few years in order to get a passport, go off to Barcelona to train for a further few years then come back and get the LTA to fund her.

In all seriousness it's not fair on girls trying to come through that are from here and it isn't fair on Australian tennis either. Utterly bizarre all this support for her

>>133489708
Sounds like a lot of hassle

>>133489772
Its smart by her

>>133489846
Yeah it is, they're not making it easy. To say nothing of anything past the application process, you need to get a signature from a standing member in the community. The examples are a member of parliament, a doctor, a judge, and some other bullshit. The standard way is to go to your GP but that alone is a hassle.

>>133487172
AY YO HOL UP

/ COUGHS

BUT I WORK FO

STEAL ENERGY

WAIT WAI

ANNOYS YOU

White people

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Nobody answered my fucking question: >>133488627

Also here's another question - would you be willing to stay in a more democratic EU?

Personally I would. I vote Leave because of the migrant crisis. I don't really care if Poles migrate here - Poles are much better than Muslims. Poles have a much closer culture to ours. They're European and Christian.

And the EU's response to the migrant crisis shows how un-democratic they are. There's clearly people in France, Germany, the Netherlands, Poland, across the whole EU, who don't want migrants (most of whom have illegally migrated) FORCIBLY relocated into their country. Yet the EU doesn't listen. It acts like a dictatorship instead.

>>133489637
If you are going to commit a crime, dont give any money to criminals, make one yourself.
Please dont commit any crimes.
>>133489441
If you have the land and its all above board, why not?

>>133489997
Importing a gun in pieces does sound easier

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YOU LOATHSOME FAT UGLY BITCH MAY YOU BURN IN HELL

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Thinking of buying the new Ford Fiesta lads.

Some basic facts
>Will be my first car
>Have just enough money to buy it outright
>I'm 21

I really fucking want it.

What do you reckon?

>>133490123
>make one yourself
You never saw the metal salt shaker I made in metal shop looked like

>>133490035
>in a more democratic EU?
Hell no. You're still outnumbered by 27 other states who don't place British interests as the number 1 priority.

>>133490134
Also sounds like you want to go to jail, you wont be able to use that gun anywhere if you have it illegaly. Its not worth it.
>>133490185
>not getting a silver 1998 vauxhall corsa for under £500

>>133490185
>buying a new car

>>133490134
I mean you can make a firearm with stuff you buy from B&Q.

>>133490185
Buy a Kia cee'd. Only Brit/pol/ approved car

>>133487172
so now that brexit is underway and the UK's economy is dying,the immigrants are staying and the realization sets in that even the EU has more leadershpi than the UK's deeply corrupt system of puppets and brainless tards....

how does /pol/ feel about brexit? Still a wise choice?

>>133490185
At least buy a used one mate, why buy something new that will depreciate in value by more than 50% in 5 years?

>>133490346
I've got a Kia Sportage.

Yeah motherfucker.

>>133490244
You only have to know how to drill basic holes, use a hacksaw and use silver solder.

YAS, SOUNDS WE'RE IN A SHOUTY RAVE ERE! HAHAH! LET EZ FEEL YA BIRDS TITS M8! HAHAHA LET GO FOOKIN MENTAL!

>>133490283
Id only want a firearm in case everything goes tits up in this country. Not really interested in using it on the regular

>>133490323
I know but what about bullets?

>>133490283
No because that silver 1998 Vauxhall Corsa will cost me more in the long run with constant servicing

>>133490309
>>133490380
You get a three year warranty with new cars and a few free services. Plus used cars are always a bit of a gamble.

>>133490346
Interesting, why's that? I'm not against the idea.

>>133490185
You could get a very good second hand car for less than half that

Use the money somewhere else.

t. bought a 2007 Ford Focus in 2014 and it's still great

>>133490484
Can't do it without gun club membership. The standard is that you've passed probationary which is 6 months membership.

>>133490531
No idea, it's not something I've ventured into. That alone wouldn't be easy though already assembled ammunition is easier to come by than actual firearms.

>>133489188
It is actually really good though, that's why SOF use it…

>>133490411
smart purchase anon

>>133490035
If it was democratic it would certainly be more palatable, but I still wouldn't be keen on living in a continent spanning superstate. We'd probably get outvoted on most things anyway.
It's a moot point anyway, the commission have their dictatorial powers now, can't see them voluntarily giving them up.

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https://twitter.com/trexfan2/status/885490612367224832

>>133490413
Post the infographic

>>133490531
You dont need any form of license to buy blanks, you can even order then online and lead casting could be done by a 3 year old.

>>133490554
Yeah comes with a great aesthetic though and you can buy parts on the cheap.

>>133490554
Reasonably priced, 5 door car with large boot for shopping. Also 7 year warranty

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>>133490667

>>133490185
What about the insurance? At your age without any years no claims it'll be a bitch on a brand new car

>>133490593
That's why id rather just import one illegally

>>133490667

>Nigel Farage is a huge racist

one of the biggest lefty memes

>>133490715
Dont have one. You can use google I trust though.

>>133490600
I know I was just trying to annoy anon

>>133490858
I have a client who continuously calls him Fascist Farage

really grind my gears but I have to keep quiet or lose business

>>133490844
It's a lot easier but, we had a good discussion about this last thread, use an illegal firearm in any self defence situation and you're absolutely fucked m8.

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>>133490346
Don't bloody think so, bigot

>>133490824

Insurance doesn't change in terms of new vs used car.

>>133490793

>7 year warranty

okay now I'm interested. gonna watch some reviews.

BBC/ITV news stance:
>anti brexit
>anti trump
>anti ukip
>anti Tory
>anti edl
>limit reports of immigration
>limit reports of immigrant crime
>anti Christian
>anti normal legal process
>anti tradition while keeping a pro tradition stance e.g. Revisionist "black people made Britain great"
>anti moral
>anti traditional culture, art and music (unless revisionist)
>push dumbing down misrepresentative explanations of changes in laws, statutes etc
>anti net neutrality
>anti white unless left wing
>anti white hate crime reporting
>anti British law

>pro EU
>pro labour
>pro diversity
>pro illegal immigration
>push stories of diversity
>push stories of immigrant achievement
>push stories of forced social integration
>pro Islam
>pro forced diversity
>pro civic multicultural nationalism
>pro abortion
>pro homosexual
>Pro equality despite factual contrary evidence
>pro social housing
>pro unionism
>pro ethnic historical revisionism
>pro massive public spending on issue of the week
>pro modern art
>pro government snooping
>pro death panels
>pro ethnic minority
>pro NHS unless negative news story - blame right wing policies

>>133490554

With Corsa's of that age always check for white yellowish gunk under the oil cap. Could be a blown head gasket.

>>133491050
Please add Channel 4, they're honestly the worst

Start buying guns.

>>133491050
You're a fucking stupid bellend if you think the BBC is particularly pro Labour but anti Tory.

>take a lot of effort to redpill my leftist friends
>now i've become a leftist
>they think i'm a cuck now

For fucks sake

>>133491050
something about being afraid to report the ethnicity of criminals in their stories

It's always just "a man"

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>>133491189
this

>>133491132

I'm not buying a fucking 1998 corsa

>>133490940
Like I said in one of my previous posts, I only see the need to use a firearm in this country if everything has gone pete tong. Unless you want to go shooting and getting a FAC is too much of a pain in the arse

>>133490940
One guy who was into history and owned a couple of display guns got 5 years for putting a stainless steel pipe in a tokarev that was missing a barrel (it wouldnt have broken after the first shot) and owning 5 working luger rounds that he didnt know worked.

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https://www.theaa.com/car-buying/cars-made-in-britain

Reminder only to buy cars on this list

Also reminder that TVR are back in British hands http://tvr.co.uk/

>>133491227
>You're a fucking stupid bellend if you think the BBC is particularly pro Labour
u what m8?

What's up with this Bill thing?

>>133491362
Do you actually watch the BBC?

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>>133490895
As you were then

>>133491321
Ok, just waste thousands of quid on any other car.

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>>133491189
Already have an air rifle, and am member of a club. Just deciding whether to go for a SGC or go the whole way and get a FAC and some sort of real rifle.

>>133491349
Who owns Lotus?

>>133491476
both

>>133491505
Chinks

Zhejiang Geely Holding Group Co., Ltd

>>133491336
When everything has already gone to hell it's already too late.

>>133491476
Get a coterminous certificate so you can get both you numpty. It's much easier than having them both expire at different times. Also remember, it can take up to 6 months depending on your county to have a firearm added to your certificate unless you wait 5 year until renewal, so get atleast 5 guns first round.

Reminder to grass up all local foreign owned businesses for literally anything you can think of.

>>133491467

I'm not buying a fucking 20 year old, ugly piece of shit that'll crap out on me at a moments notice.

>>133491430
It was a soap that ended many years ago centred around the trials and tribulations of police officers.

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#supportinglocalbusniess
#munchybox

doing what farage would have wanted

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>>133490272
>>133490655
>the other countries would outvote us
But there are many people across the EU who hate migrants coming from Africa just as much as we do (actually many of the EU countries hate them MORE than us - especially South, East, and Southeast Europe).

So we have common interests. And we have common economic ad military interests - a European superpower would be more powerful against the US and also against China.

Hitler and Mosley both liked the idea of a European superpower. I like it too - as long as it's one that stands up for European interests, instead of allowing millions of African migrants into our nations.

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>>133491568
This country's a joke

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Doing what farage would have wanted

supporting local business after brexit

>>133491680
This is all wrong.
>I want to buy a car that I cannot fix myself, is not rooted in tradion, will loose value faster than a 30 year old whore and is planned obsolete from day one.

>>133491570
For you

>>133491680
Stop replying to obvious bait you're shitting up the board. If it's so obviously against common sense its bait, usually its a tripfag.

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fuck lads just seen they're releasing a new Polo in October

Should I just wait on that?

>>133491877
I hope you aren't going to eat all that in one sitting mate.

>>133491877
absolutely degenerate

>>133491942
>>133491978
t drongo remainers who hate local british busniess

>>133491916
>The polo is twice the size of the golfs 15 years ago
What is going on with cars

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>>133491916
Ja, mein freund. Das auto ist gud ja?

>>133492073
when i drove your car it castrated me and i found 10 immigrants in the boot w t f

>>133491845
It's a concept fraught with complications which offers no unique advantage beyond being lazy and easy (once you're in)
I choose the hard way

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmenSv_EQ30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmenSv_EQ30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmenSv_EQ30

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>>133491680
most 20+ year old cars look nicer than modern cars and they don't break down at random times

if you buy a dud its your own fault for not paying attention when you bought it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40591750

Important news from the BBC. Men and women should just shut the fuck up and stay the fuck outta the fucking way of the new powerbase. The future of humanity. The betas/trannies.

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Can you have free trade without globalisation?

>>133492073

If there's one thing the Germans earn respect for, it's cars.

They make some decent Wheat Beer as well actually.

I also have a German last name despite being able to trace my family as all being British as far back as the 1700's. So I'm only fulfilling my ancestral heritage :^)

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>>133491916
>buying a brand new car

What the heck is up with Brexit atm? Is it happening or not?

>>133492045
It all about the appearance of wealth. The practice of increasing car size started in the 60's in the United States, where - in an attempt to outdo their neighbors and acquaintances - couples would buy increasingly larger cars so as to appear of a higher status. Basically a result of 'keeping up with the joneses'. Eventually this was exported to the rest of the west.

There's an interesting article on it somewhere, i'll try to find the link.

>>133492042
>t. Alun parker, known NEET nonce who voted IN so he could vist germany

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>>133492370

>Wanting literal used goods

>>133492350
Ask Babs

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>>133492449
Thanks

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>>133492449
Forgot a relevant infographic.

>>133492497
>wanting to pay 10x more for the same thing but no one has sat on the seat before
huh

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>>133492618

>>133492497
>paying £11k+ for a new polo instead of buying an 04 polo for 10% of the price

>>133492652
All the originals look better

>>133492652
It's almost as if people are now wanting to buy cars that are safer, with more storage and technology, as well as being more comfortable

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>tfw I get paid £356 everyday without a job

What we all drinking ?

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>>133492712
>>133492751
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3O0FMtGZF1s

>>133492465
t smelly remaincucks jamel muhammed who hates local business

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#RepealBill

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>>133492981
Water

>>133492712

"yes"

>>133492751
Yea but the old polos don't have the beautiful interior.

I want a lovely clean, new interior with touch panels. I don't want a single crumb in my car.

>>133492981
black coffee

>>133492993
Doesnt change the fact you are a 30 year old NEET

>>133492981
My piss marinated in smegma and feces

start boycotting non white businesses

>>133492981
water and black coffee

>>133492986
rlly got me there, just because you can afford something doesnt mean you should buy it.
>>133493052
>reddit spacing and being a cuck to car corporations

>>133493204
>reddit spacing

What does it feel like to be that paranoid?

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>>133489309

>>133493310
>calling me paranoid for that and not the other posts I have made
>>133493330
Thanks, I have been trying hard recently.

>>133493047
Good lad, wouldn't want to become a lardarse haha.

>>133492981
Coke. I wanted water but it wasn't in the meal deal

>>133493204
Reddit spacing, has got to be the worst meme imaginable.
It really is pathetic.

>>133493530
Upvoted, so when will you be getting the corsa?

>>133493530
It absolutely is


Anyway anyone know where I can buy a 9 inch black dildo?

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>>133493472
vaffanculo

>Humiliation for Nicola Sturgeon as she walks out of EU talks after less than 30 mins as EU refuse to negotiate with her

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Apparently 30 million Chinese people live in cave type homes.

Pretty jealous of the comfort tbqh.

>>133493758
I don't speak pasta.

>>133488741
Less marriage for social status and money. Instead people married and reproduced because they were attracted to each other.

>>133487172
Lads, why are there so many fat people?
I went to the shops before and nearly everyone there was over 250lbs.

>>133487341
Are you a real Kiwi or a Brit using a proxy?

>>133493825
just buy a box van and live in that.

>>133493825
M8 thats fucking awful. I'd prefer a redbrick nightmare in Birmingham to one of those spider homes.

>>133488741
Food's really expensive in AU and they have to pay for their own healthcare.

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>>133493848
We're going the way of america, 1st by changing our demographics to non whites who are more likely to be fat, and 2nd by fucking up the general diet of the country with excess sugar, salt, carbs and calories

Mosley would have sorted this shit out desu

>>133493848
'Skinny' muffins and other sugary treats.

>>133494010
You can still have carbs, just eat less. I mainly sustain of Monster Ultra and Rice.

>>133494026
They're all women, as well. It seems that lads are getting their shit together but not lasses.

>>133494115
Kek nice diet. Yes of course you're right, but what I mean is that the standard food most plebs in this country eat is thoroughly starchy and loaded with sugar, which is really just loads of empty calories

you need carbs, I'm not an atkins retard, but people eat too much of them too often

>>133494010
What was Mosley's stance on fat people?

>>133494026
Also, is emigrating to Australia a meme or is it worth it?

>>133493848
Worked in a clothes shop a year or so back.

>"Excuse me, do you have this in XXXL?"

It got so bad that we used to put multiple tags on it for its size, so two XXL (the biggest we had) tags were for XXXXL.

>>133491845
>politicians represent who they are elected by
>less migration is the only interest Britain has
even if they did shift to "gas the pakis lol" germany/eastern europe would still try to rig trade in their favour like there doing now
also hitler was not even close to pan-european

>>133494207
I know, people really need to start eating more rice, tuna, fresh chicken and need to put down that packet of crisps. t. Someone who lost 3 stone.

>>133494115
Carbs, Fat, Protein, it doesn't really matter. It just comes down to calories absorbed vs calories burned. Though obviously a healthy mix is desirable.

>>133494245
Probably worth it if you can manage, just don't live in Sydney or Melbourne.

>>133493848
It's sugary drinks more than anything else. Jamie Oliver is a wanker but he's also a national hero.

>>133494267
I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. I wear xs shirts and 28 inch waist jeans.

>>133491846
What's the problem with privatising those institutions? Especially bloody RBS!

I hate *foreign* purchasing of our industry, infrastructure, and businesses - yes. But privatisation itself isn't *necessarily* bad, as long as the companies are in British hands.

>>133494218
Kind of what the image says. He believed that being fat was a disgrace to oneself and one's nation, so there should be state support for national fitness.

>>133494352
Good for you lad

>>133494354
I heard you're needing in Electricians. What cities would you recommend?

>>133494499
I literally did that by just not eating Breakfast and halving my lunch.

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Went on a 2 and three quarter hour long walk through a bit of countryside and a canal today while listening to Peter Hitchens read Abolition of Britain and taking photographs, pretty high comfort levels were experienced.

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So how many of you faggots have bought cabbage heads and fairbairn sykes daggers? Maybe even a few Maroon pegasus PT shirts?
Utter state of anonymongs.

>>133494639
It's incredible how much you can have control of your own body - it's nuts that normalfags find it so difficult.

>>133494642
Wish I could do this. I live in a really nice village, the issue is that it's always busy and you can't get peace of mind.

>>133488741
>higher living standards
>warmer climate
>less urban dwelling

>>133494696
The hardest part is not eating at night. If you want to loose weight, you have to feel hungry at night. If not, you've ate too much.

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>>133494718
Can't you just walk out of it? Fields and country paths are about a ten minute walk away for me anyway.

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>>133494642

>>133494791
Just drink a glass of water, or a swig of milk, to fill your stomach up.

>>133494564
There are a couple of good places, each with positive and negatives.

>Cairns
Lovely and beautiful city, but insanely hot tropical weather.
>Brisbane/Goldcoast
Further south, a bit cooler, but a fair number of bogans.
>Canberra
Considered a 'boring city', but well off as it is our capital and it's economy is based around the government.
>Hobart
In Tasmania, the island off the bottom. Temperate weather comparable to England. Cheap housing, but low population compared to other major cities.

There's also Perth and Adelaide but yeah nah I don't think so.

>>133494791
I do feel hungry at night. My issue is that I then act on that and go make a sandwich.

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>>133494642
Did you just go alone m8

>>133494665
>bought cabbage heads
Is this some sort of euphemism?

>>133494718
>tfw your street is one-way and the bottom leads to a dene
comfy

>>133494665

>Cosplay so awful she has to lean forward to show off her tits to get any attention

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MASSIVE REDPILL

The Titanic was sunk to create the federal reserve. The only 3 people who opposed it were all on-board that night.

>>133494865
>he doesn't live I'm the post industrial wasteland that is the north west
Lucky.

>>133494918
Does Tasmania have snakes and spiders?

>>133494865
>tfw live in London so I can't do this
stab me in the throat
actually maybe I should take a day trip somewhere or try and get lost in trent park

>>133494996
Mate the north west and north east are farmland galore. Ever seen a satellite pic? The cities might be industrial shitholes

>>133494865
Issue is that they built a council estate, by where all of the country roads are. Most people who live there are scum.

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>>133494933
I did yeah, proper good fun.


Also I need help identifying this small rodent, any ideas?

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>>133493938

Wouldn't mind at all if I had my own piece of land where I could fence it off and not be bothered.

>>133493955

Imagine living in nature for real though. These things stay warm in winter and cool in summer because they're so insulated by the earth and you could probably tunnel yourself some extra space when you feel like it.

>>133493825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7fV4l8GL0

U jelly?

>>133488741
Having a tan and better orthodontics. That's enough.

>>133495112
vole

>>133493848
Importing of US culture

>>133495008
3 kinds of snakes, 2 of which are deadly, but there aren't loads of them. A couple of dangerously poisonous spiders but nowhere near as many as on the mainland, I've never actually seen any of them.

>>133494918
I'd probably live on the Gold Coast, I've always lived near the coast and it's a comfy feeling.

>>133488808
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KzjL0ioFfEQ

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>>133489044
You could always start by making .44 pistols.

>>133491877

Munchy boxes have to have the single quickest turnaround from 'enjoyment' to 'abject self-disgust' of pretty much anything you can eat...

Except perhaps your own cum.

>>133495112
Vole

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>>133495112
I'd go but always thought walking alone was weird

>>133494996
The walk to get away from housing projects is gradually increasing for me with each year, progressives wont be happy until each square foot of our green and pleasant land in concreted over so residents from the 3rd world can live here.

>>133495008
I'm probably the only person like this, but I actually like both.

>>133491916

Does it come with a free purse, you nancy?

>>133495024
its like a 30 mins train to rural surrey from victoria

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>>133495221
>Munchy boxes have to have the single quickest turnaround from 'enjoyment' to 'abject self-disgust'
No that's McDonalds, fucking Big Macs, I feel so dirty and ashamed after eating one.

>>133494918
Also, how common are those Carpet Pythons?

>>133495291
nah think i'll get drunk and read storm of steel in trent park on my own

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>>133495222
>>133495178
Neat, are they at all rare? It was right beside the canal, here's another slightly out of focus pic

>>133495317
The only time I have McDonalds is when I go out with my mates. Feel like shit every time.

>>133495404
not really. cute though.

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What does everyone think of the 2018 BMW M5?

>>133495404
No they're pretty common but like most small rodents stay out of sight of humans.

>>133495523
Ugly, sorry but it is.

>>133495482
Never again!

>>133495121
Just talk to a farmer and ask to pay him a bit each month to park somewhere.

But really, my dream would be to live like Ratty or Mole from Wind in the Willows.

>>133495523
Black Mans Wheels

>>133495318
You'll never see a snake in a city, but probably not very.
Nearly all Australian snakes are pretty timid anyway and will just slither away once they hear/see/smell you. To get one to bite or attack you need to be doing something retarded like attempting to pick it up or hitting it with a stick.

>>133495523
Not into cars. Find it to be pointless.

>>133495523

Looks exactly the same as the current one.

>>133495523
Looks like shit

>>133495587
but probably not very outside of them either*

1am here time for bed, can't think straight.

>>133494865
I wish I could also do that but I live in suburbia

>>133495587
You can buy some of those Aussie snakes over here, as pets.

>>133495231
I could probably walk to a semi rural area in 40 mins or so, but I'd get stabbed several times on the way.

>>133495587
Your spiders worry me more than your snakes, at least with snakes you can see them easier. Your spiders are small and their venom is deadly.

Fucking why do you allow these things to survive? Also you have that plant in your country, similar to a plant in this one that burns your skin badly. Hogweed? Nasty shit.

>>133495565
I guess I was pretty lucky that it almost let me touch it then, it stayed still for a few seconds while I moved grass out of the way to take a picture.

>>133495711
Should buy a fairbairn sykes dagger for protection then.

>>133495313
Why would I buy a flat cap?

>>133495711
>Liverpool

Is toxteth a nice area?

>>133495688
I live in Cumbria and was walking around Lambley viaduct yesterday, absolutely beautiful.

Saw a buzzard too, heard it calling.

>>133488235
>tfw Konta lost

>>133495523

BMWs are ruined by the cunts that drive them.

The association between wanker and BMW is so strong that it will never be acceptable for a decent person to own one.

>>133495746
I've got Cousins who expatriated to AU, and they've never really encountered really dangerous spiders. Their main issues are Possums and Lizards.

>>133495885
Useless hungarian bint

>>133495885
Let's see how fast the media do a 180 on her being british

>>133495164

I remember that episode. The guy somehow manages to make his cave really faggy and wierd after expending a huge effort though.

>>133495711
I live 10 minutes away and would get harassed by some chavs. Don't know why they built a council estate next to a decent village.

>>133495810
Shootings are quite common, there.

>>133495938
Don't get me wrong I like spiders and I used to own a tarantula but she died but the thought of a black widow or some other highly venomous spider biting me or spraying their hair barbs into my skin bothers me.

>>133495998
He was some Italian/Brummy guy with a faggy name and you're quite right he did make it look faggy, I think he was/is a homosexual.

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Anyone else tried this lovely Monster?

>>133495885

good desu. I like her but could not be doing with the furious media masturbation session over the aussie

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>>133495746
Never heard of the plant, but yeah the spiders are worse. The only ones you really need to worry about are red backs and funnel webs, especially the Sydney Funnel Web. Just another reason to stay away from Sydney.

>>133495997
At least she wants to be British.

>>133496160
You've got more chance of being bitten by a Grass snake here, than being bitten by a Black Widow, in the cities. Rural areas are a different matter.

New

>>133496221
>>133496221
>>133496221

>>133496172
Agree. It probably put too much pressure on her.

I'd still cum inside her though.

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>>133496165
>not drinking the god tier white one

>>133496191
Looks really cool.

>>133496191
See the look of that spider doesn't bother me, I find them cute but Christ are they deadly fuckers. Also you have cone snails in Australia, one prick by one of them and you're pretty much dead.

Fuck that! You do have a plant in Australia that causes a lifetime of pain upon contact, really bad suicidal pain. I forgot the name of it.

>>133495810
I'm not in Liverpool
>>133495789
I'll fucking stab you

>>133496321
I'm drinking one right now, my second can.

>>133496165
>Drinking the monster jew

>>133496391
Fuck off, they're great.

>>133491255
it's only just "a man" unless it's a white guy

>>133496317
absolutely

>>133495789
Probably froze from shock. Pretty timid little things. Had a shrew do the same thing a few years back.