YES!! Swan pride world wide. Eagle is for burger niggers.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10758354/White-wing-supremacist-swan-attacks-foreign-students.html
>>133484296
Swanna fight
>>133484296
funny how the swan is the danish national bird/animal and we are the one of the conntry's with the least immigrant's in europe
fuckin Swans attack usually in packs like niggers do.
they wanna bite you to shit.
>go swimming in a lake
>see a group of swans
>they suddenly come over to me
>can see they're angry as fuck
>its like 8 or 9 of them
>haul ass out of lake
>swans come on land and run behind me screeching
>one of them almost bit me before I jumped on top of a car
and i'm a big guy as well but fuck it I ain't fighting these nasty ass birds
>>133484296
No luck catching those swans then?
>>133484296
Our memes are influencing even animals now?
yes
Swans are just finna get they life back togetha
They dindu nuffin
AFLAC!
/ourbirb/
swans are seriously fucking assholes though
>>133484806
swans also have the biggest dick of any bird on earth
rly makes u think
>>133484296
Is this our swan pol?
Swan is literally our national bird.
>>133484806
Hans cucked by swans
(I've been attacked by them too they're vicious pricks)
>>133484806
No wonder you took over a million rapefugees, cuckboi.
>>133484296
Did they consider that those "ethnic students" may have been harassing it?
>>133485161
I mean I'm sure I could take on one or 2 but a pack of them?
nah fuck that
and they're huge fucking birds
>>133484296
Eagle beat Swan every time monkey soup nigger.
>>133484296
Is he, dare I say...../ourswan/?
>>133484296
Now this is getting ridiculous
>>133485078
Of course its a canadian
>>133484296
RIGHT WING DEATH FLOCK
>>133484296
>birds are now accountable for hate crimes
How far will they go? Will Ebola be declared racist for killing Africans?
>>133485078
>>133485326
Thank god we have Canadian animal cock comparison experts, how else would we know!
>>133484691
fuckton of those basterds there. They attacked me for no damn reason, they're aggressive little fucks.
>>133485078
>proudly wears flag for this post
Lol own it bae
>>133485204
maybe a little bit of a hypocrite little french man?
is your country not made up of 46% shitskins?
>>133485266
still waiting for a racist eagle to make it up to the news though...
based swan
>>133484806
Swans only fuck with me when they have chicks around otherwise throw some bread and quit being a faggot
Why are swans such alpha top dogs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7SFOGWnYI
Her Majesty's Swans hard at work for a better Britain.
>>133485659
CNN will report on it within a month.
I own a goose. Do they count?
>>133484296
Animals are usually smart enough to relate racial characteristics to abuse they see/experience/'talk' about. Reason dogs and cats hate niggers, and why they're smarter than liberals.
>>133484296
wait..... if the swans are white supremacists,
does that make the swan the national bird of of 4chan?
or /basedbird/?
I used to have a boxer that hated niggers. He was a great puppers. Anyway, swan is now ourguy
>>133484296
Swans are the biggest assholes around.
They're fucking dicks who attack anyone.
The only people dumb enough to go near them are "ethnic minority students".
I just lob empty bottles of booze at them from a distance like everyone else.
Fucking swans.
>>133484296
/ourquacker/
>>133486665
Swans are like Irishman. They arent hot shit but its not worth fucking with them.
>>133486139
the weak should fear the strong
>>133486273
No. 90% of swan videos on youtube are them BTFOing geese and murdering goslings. Pond Lebenstraum.
>>133484806
You don't know the menace that is the Canada goose. Mean, aggressive, hissing shit factories with wings. They invaded my favorite fishing spot.
>>133484811 (checked)
Underrated
>>133484806
fickificki detected
>>133486846
Got like 5 white emden geese that fuck around in my garden. They more or less look the same as swans.
>>133487084
Someone let a bunch of these guys loose in a town near me. They're actually friendly guys.
>>133484806
>Scared of a BIRD
No wonder your country's filled with invaders and rapes are skyrocketing, you pansies are too scared to stand up for yourselves, sad!
>>133484296
If there is hope, it lies in the swans
>>133487209
Yeah when you go to throw food for them they usually waddle off. No where near aggressive as swan niggers though i wouldn't want to get nipped or swung off one of their wings.
>some niggers probably crushed its eggs for fun
>be surprised when it hates niggers
>>133487463
>some nig kicked it or one of it's chicks
>has learned hate
>passes down this learned behavior to it's children
>small population of racist swans
I go to this university and I can safely say that this is only because there are a load of swans near international accommodation.
Obviously they're not picking on immigrants.
https://www.quora.com/Can-a-swan-break-my-arm
>>133487362
The Emden a domesticated breed? The tufted Romans near me are which is why they're so docile. They let you walk right up to them and pay no attention to people who aren't bothering or feeding them. Turned out to be a nice addition to the town. I'm worried that a sw*n will move into their pond and BTFO them through.
>>133484806
>>133485235
Your weakness betrays you Aryan. The Swan is no match for the Anglo masterrace:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25v0i40N4yQ
>>133484402
Made me chuckle
>>133484296
going to need a compilation off all the racyss symbols soon. afraid I might miss out on one
>roman salute
>swastika
>harambe
>milk
>ok sign
>white power sign
>white skin
>trash bird
>blonde hair
>hetrosexual
>male
>blue eyes
>undercut hairstyle
>pepe
>above average IQ
>demanding real sources from MSM
>talking about white genocide in Afrika
>discussing human effects on Global Warming
>swans
>>133484296
I saw a swan break some kids arm once, that shit was crazy and they are not to be fucked with
>>133484296
>A swan nesting at Warwick University has been accused of attacking students from ethnic minorities
>>133487806
Yeah they are domesticated. Domestic geese in general are friendly as fuck in my experience. My neighbours keep chickens and they mix with no problems with other birds. Try that with swans and you'll have some dead birds on your hands. They also protect smaller birds from wild birds like Magpies.
>>133487745
>implying they didn't choose that spot to drive then out
Swans are our only hope.
>>133485078
If swans are the Chads of the bird world who are the Stacys?
>>133484806
Yeah sure big guy
Watch them be put down and a landwhale march through that street holding candles and "Diversity is our strength" signs. "Fuck Swanpf!" .. "My arm grabs back!".
>>133485233
This is likely.
Animals learn.
Pale skinned humans throw them bread, brown skinned ones try to hurt them with rocks for fun.
>>133484296
I like swans.
>monogamous
>keep to themselves
>aggressive towards invaders of their terretory
>caring for their offspring
>>133488477
white women
>>133489033
K-selection
KKK-selection
>>133489252
you just googled swan dick, right?
>>133489252
How can white bois compete with the BSC??
>>133489408
>he doesn't know about leda and zeus
plebe
>>133484296
I love swans but god those cunts are vicious.
>>133489252
Don't swan dicks has microscopic razors on them?
>>133489252
The most WTF moment in Greek mythology
>>133489673
Not even close.
>>133489643
Nah, that's yo mama.
>>133489673
Yeah wouldn't it be weird if any other mythological figure was conceived by a bird
oh wait
>>133489787
ifunny is that way ->
>>133489508
Big Swan Cock?
Like Man Bear Pig?
>>133484691
>There are people in Eastern Europe who unironically thing Westerners see us as Europeans
Yes, I argued for this a year or so ago in threads about starting/rebranding a natsoc party in America. You could probably find the threads archived.
Twenty hours in paint later, this was my idea for a banner.
>>133489408
Well, now I had to
>>133489801
>>133490076
not an argument
>>133484296
Only whites love animals so I am guessing the muds were mean to him.
>>133489801
Holy spirit was a chicken?
>>133490188
The holy Spirit is not a bird. Just because some guy made a painting doesn't mean that Christians believe a bird fucked Mary.
>>133484695
oi arrest that swan for hate speech
bin that beak
>>133490241
took the form of a dove and breathed jesus into her. taking into account what the ancients knew of conception (which is to say nothing), it was no different than any other method of impregnation.
Based swan, I live pretty close to Warwick uni and used to work there. The place is full of Chinese fucks who even though never cause problems they don't speak English and stick exclusively to themselves, some of the guys look are 13/14 but they will be driving BMWs and Mercs
We need more swans
>>133484806
My most balling moment as an uncle was when I was holding my little nephew at a pond and a swan charged us. I was goddamned if I was going to turn and run, it would have scared the shit out of the kid. So I punted the swan. It sailed backwards about four feet. It shook itself off, looked at me like it got that it was on the wrong end of the food chain and wattled back into the water. The nephew had no idea that anything had happened.
>>133490318
it took a bodily shape for the purpose of making jesus though, which is described as being like a dove. face it, Christianity glorifies bestiality.
>>133484296
nature knows
Old thread discussing similar issue. I do really think that we need to give real thought to such issues as this.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/72574835/
>>133484806
I don't understand why people run from swans. Just kick them. What the fuck are they going to do, flap at you? Nip you? Grab them by their long scrawny necks and snap them like twigs, the things can't weigh more than a large cat.
Baffles my mind how people can be afraid of a fucking bird with flippers where talons should be.
>>133490538
fUCK THIS pOOP.
and could you show me a couple bible passages on this ?
I would love to fuck my goldfish but i didn't know i wouldn't go to hell//////
>>133490538
Please direct me to where the Bible or any Christian tradition says this.
>>133484806
You should have grabbed it by the neck slammed it off the ground like a sack of rocks. Then eat it.
>>133491125
Matthew 3:16; Mark 1:10; Luke 3:22; John 1:32 all describe the holy spirit as taking the form of a dove when it chooses to make itself visible to people
>>133484296
c-can we get a swan flag?
>>133484806
You're supposed to beat the living shit of one of them so they back off.
>>133484296
thank you based swan
>>133491694
Yes it did. But none of them said God came as a dove to fuck Mary you ignorant retard. There are passages that also refer to the HS coming as tongues of fire, I might add.
>>133491748
Buckinghamshire beat us to it
>>133490030
good, aside from the fact that the artifacts or whatever along the black lines makes it hideous.
>>133486907
You need to be packing one of these.
>>133492576
A lot of the bible is just guess work and extrapolation. What do you think keeps religious scholars busy for centuries? You're just refusing to believe parts you don't like, which is also part and parcel of Christianity I guess (with a little help from aforementioned scholars changing the rules when its needed)
posho's eat swan instead of chicken......thats what keeps em posh...
lol, didn't know swans were such alpha birds. Total opposite of modern white male
>>133490320
Kek. It's a good thing all the swans belong to the queen.
I just went on a test drive with a boat and saw 5-6 swans. Had to fap at their beauty. Other people onboard seemed to mind though.
>>133494783
Except you still haven't shown me the "part" where it says the Holy Spirit has to come as a dove to have sex with Mary.
>>133485078
Just having an actual dick puts you in the top 10
>>133485098
Can't other Nordics never do anything original?
>>133484296
some nigger probably attacked it for no reason
>>133484296
This is ridiculous. What's next, painting your fence white is racist?
>>133498309
don't we copyright on swans or something?
Does /pol/ accept cygnus olor as white? cygnus cygnus is the true swan masterrace, correct?
>>133484296
>Bird defends nest
>Locals give space
>Uneducated morons wander into territory and can't put 2 and 2 together
>>133485235
Grab one by it's neck and swing it around, or just punch and kick. They're not so tough if you bite back.
>>133485622
>>133484806
Turkeys attack the mail truck every time it stops by my house. Sometimes I see flocks of them(I counted 32 once) just waiting for the truck to appear.
Large birds are the last hope for the white race
This is why Canada will be saved
>>133484296
Are they, dare I say, /ourfowl/?
>>133485078
thanks tradue.
>>133497416
He is obviously a degenerate pervert that likes to play with himself to bestiality, like the monkey shit he is, and is trying to make us equal to him using Jewish tactics.
No Christian on earth believes God to have taken the form of a bird and to have had sex wth Mary this would make virgin birth impossible, and is a retarded heretical statement. Only atheist barbarians can even think up such a thing.
>>133484296
Seriously now? Stop annoying swam and it will be ok. KNOW YOUR PLACE REFUGEE, SWAN HAS HIS OWN PLACE.
>>133487209
unless you have dark skin.
>>133484296
>white swan
not the black swan
I still loved the movie, even if she is one of (((them)))
>>133490769
Because most of the cranes in my state besides regular whit cranes are a protected species and people get charged with like hundred thousand dollar fines for even going into their area or 'molesting' the birds. Like anyone is going to believe the bird picked you out to harass and you were just defending yourself.
>>133484296
can confirm, swans are based as fuck, very high pair bonding and large broods of offspring like all whites should do
>>133484806
nigger confirmed
>>133500571
A whooper swan costs 2018€+animal cruelty/poaching fines here. Dunno about the lesser ones.
>>133484296
Hahahahahaha Burger snow niggers?
>>133484296
1) Locals tend to give birds their space. We have Canadian Geese here, which are even bigger ass holes and flock in even bigger groups than the swans. The locals will give them their space. Foreigners will try to approach those fuckers, like the guy in your pic is doing.
2) Whites are nice to animals and most animals know that. When we do come close we are usually feeding them. We rarely attack them. Even when they are a pest we usually just relocate them to a less problematic area. Blacks and Muslims will kick animals. Chinks will try to eat them. Even natives will try to shoo them. Whites treat wildlife better than minorities do. Wildlife do learn and that lesson is that minorities will hurt them.
3) Animals are aggressive when they nest period. Anyone approaching a nesting animals carelessly can expect to get attacked. They probably got too close to the nest.
>>133500297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M02_dnl9zCA
>>133487688
Under appreciated post.
>>133490065
>>133485266
American eagle is the most faggot eagle of the bird kingdom though.
>>133484296
Are you fucking serious, I was expecting an article like this to be from the onion. Is the telegraph a parody news site like the onion now? If not does anyone else see how embarrassing this shit is?
>>133490769
You've never seen an angry swan bub, and they weigh as much as probably at least six cats have you even seen a picture of one?
>>133484296
I went to this uni, lived past the lake where the swans were. Even if you consider the low white demographics at this uni there was a higher amount of Asian (east) people in the accommodation past the swans, probably because it was newer and pricey. I think that's probably why they say this.
>>133485266
Lol a swan would fuck an eagle up you don't know a damn thing about birds. Golden eagles snatch baby goats and alledgedly human children, but the bald eagle only eats rodents and small animals>>133502838
Like he said it's pretty much a pussy
>>133503322
Wow what a greedy asshole.
>>133490008
Pls don t kill yourself
>>133502835
beak degeneracy
>>133484695
Ban assault Swans now.
>>133502860
Anon didn't you know? White everything is oppressive and bigoted! Only Nazis eat vanilla ice cream and bathe with a white bar of soap you racist. White shirts are a no-no too! Fuck white people!
Seriously though this is some kike trash and we are witnessing the death if journalism.
Are they really going after my local swans guys?
I'll tell you what this. The pakis cant help themselves. They fuck with animals.
>>133484296
kek it is white. White people probably dont harass the swan. Minorities are loud and offend the peaceful swan. Those fuckers can actually hurt you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ
Wtf is wrong with White Women!
>>133505725
Why do White Females fuck animals?
wtf I love swans now
>>133505805
Don't ask why I have these just know that this is a thing.
>>133505890
>>133505885
Someone make a Swanstika
>>133490769
>kicking Her Majesty's property
>>133490769
That's high treason
>>133484806
I think the only reason the swan is attacking "foreigners" is because they have no idea how ridiculously aggressive swans are, normal white people who have lived around them for centuries already know to avoid them, dumbass shitskins think they're just pretty birds and try to take pictures of them up close, like in OP's pic.
>>133484296
I hate swans
those shithead fucking birds would attack anybody
>>133484296
I did a semester at Warwick.
The swan attacks everyone.
Maybe it's just that all of the native Britons know how to recognize an angry fucking swan and know to keep their distance from it, and none of the foreigners do.
But if they mean the birds at that little lake over by the three new residence halls, then yeah, they go after everyone.
>>133505949
Best idea ever. We need to dump the gringey kek thing and have a international swanion of swacists
>>133484296
As others have pointed out. Meanwhile in Denmark.
>The article's real.
Jesus Christ.
>>133501847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyc580u5elc
HONKED.com
Even cattle are afraid of the fuckers.
>>133506525
I'm thinking something like a normal Swastica made out of Swans heads.
>>133484296
>A 4ft tall bird, which boasts an 8ft wingspan, has been accused of behaved aggressively towards foreign students
>Undergraduates revealed that the swan only appeared to target students from ethnic minorities.
>One 24-year-old student from India said: "These swans are very annoying, and the students feel as though they're being bullied.
>"I think they don't like too many Indians in England - maybe the swans here are a little bit racist."
WTF AM I READING
>>133484296
animals can be racist, for example dogs usually hate black people.
>>133507498
a swansticka
>>133484296
drip drip drip feeding the hyperbole of a "white supremacist" threat and ideations of violently attacking that threat to make it go away.
>>133484296
Why do these idiots write articles about such pointless shit?
Are they really that much out of ideas? Holy shit dude
>>133484806
Real talk why are swans so mean?
>Be me kid at park when im 5
>literally about 15 swan swarm up on me and start biting me i run away,
>Then dad comes over grabs me and picks me up and away from that mess :*(
Literally why are they so aggressive?
>>133489643
ducks do, the purpose is to scrape out the semen of other ducks who may have gotten in first. not sure about swans tho
>>133486907
We already have them here. And people even encourage it.
>>133506525
>>133509012
Someone already made it/
>>133484806
the honking jew strikes again
good thing their neck is perfect for wrapping your fingers around
>>133484296
Ok, i have a meme. lets replace the stormtrooper eagle with a swan. Anybody with PS?
>>133490336
>taking into account what the ancients knew of conception (which is to say nothing),
the "ancient people knew fuck all about anything" meme is still strong I see.
They had pessaries made out of wax or a sea sponge wrapped silk occationally dipped in vinegar and or lemon juice.
>>133505927
aren't they all depictions of that time Zeus turned into a swan and seduced some woman?
>>133485078
Who would know about animal dicks better than canadians themselves.
>>133484296
Someone who looks like the darkies probably threatened it or abused it. Now it considers everyone who appears to be that person or persons to be a threat.
>>133507498
>>133509680
this was way harder than it should have been
Swans attack anyone that gets too close. Those things will fuck you up m8. Don't joke around.
>>133510869
yes. BEAKED.
>>133487925
Such a comfy video, thanks anon.
>>133511258
>>133484811
It's just the one swan, actually.
>>133511258
That's a motherfucking goose.
>>133511498
b-but different colors and body types couldn't mean they're different species... r-right?
>>133511311
white bois can't compete with the BSC
>>133484296
> The land literally rises up against them.
When will they realise they aren't wanted in the Hu'wyte man's land?
Based Swanposters
>>133511311
>>133509543
Historically, passive swans were probably killed by our barbarian ancestors as food. Swans learned to attack us instead because it scares us off. Nothing in the wild (in Europe) has the drive to fight us like swans.
>>133490769
>t.never seen a swan
theres a lake near me and people keep killing the swans, one was killed yesterday after someone set their dog onto it (although i think it was foxes) and someone poured diesel into the lake which killed a bunch of signets.
>>133513233
what kind of nigger would do that
>>133513398
The eternal chav. a swan was also shot through the neck with a crossbow a few years back too lmao, someone in the area just doesnt like them.
>>133484695
Consider the following
>Swans don't have a home address
>Swans don't have an ID card or Licence
>Swans don't have a number plate on a car
>Swans don't have any ties to them that can be used against them
Hence the Swan has no reason to comply with Police as the Police have no real power over him.
>>133513233
>poured diesel into the lake
Certain "people" have been killing swans here left and right with conventional means for decades, but this is new. I've never heard of that.
>>133484296
/ourpet/
>>133490769
They are very large and while their punches can't break bones, they'll still fuck you up.
>>133485078
its girth that matters, not length
>>133485570
>t. Tyrone
>>133484806
>flag
Hmm, makes sense. White people don't get attacked by swans.
>>133485078
I don't know why that's so funny but it is I laughed way too hard at this.
>>133485570
Hi Pablo