CND Morning News: Free Slurpee-ada

Interest rate hike!
What does it mean??
No idea. Honestly. I don't care unless Boomers are loosing their asses and killing themselves.

>What does the interest rate hike mean for me?

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/07/12/what-does-the-interest-rate-hike-mean-for-me.html

Get shot up-ada

>Halifax police arrest man who was shot during home invasion

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/07/12/halifax-police-arrest-man-who-was-shot-during-home-invasion.html


Wonder if the guy who's home got robbed will be charged too??
You know, for defending himself. Canadians hate that.

Stop working, you're killing my business!!

>Customers step up after steep decline in tea shop sales during downtown Halifax construction

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/07/12/steep-decline-in-tea-shop-sales-turned-around-social-media.html

Hooray for social media. Women love that shit.
>OMG social media!!
>DUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

This is how most civil servants (boomers, milleinnials aren't hired for these jobs. Boomers won't retire) treat tax payer money

>Winnipeg councillor racks up $57K in personal expenses on city credit card

http://www.metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2017/07/12/winnipeg-councillor-racks-up-57k-in-personal-expenses-on-city-credit-card.html

$57,000
Most Millennials, and middle class Canadians will never earn that much

Leafette murders senior!!

>Relatives say slain senior knew woman accused of first-degree murder

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/12/relatives-say-slain-senior-knew-woman-accused-of-first-degree-murder.html

>Relatives tell CTV News the accused had been living a troubled life and the senior had been trying to help her get on the right track, apparently helping her find a place to stay.

Ya, Im sure those where his intentions...........
That's why he's dead.............

HAW HAW HAW
No wonder all Canadians walk around with a pissed off look on their faces 24/7

>Your face is a window to your wallet, research suggests

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/12/your-face-is-a-window-to-your-wallet-research-suggests.html

Canadian as fuck. All of it

>GoFundMe campaign for cyclist suspended, funds on hold during investigation

http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/2017/07/13/gofundme-campaign-for-cyclist-suspended-funds-on-hold-during-investigation.html


This whole fucking story is just wrong.
First off, some psycho leaf, strings barbed wire across a biking trail for laughs or something I guess.
Then buddy starts a GoFundMe and Canadians complain for some reason, and his funds are now on hold and his campaign being investigated.

Canadians are fucked in the head.

This is Canada, outside of your mommies surburban home safety bubble.

Canadians "couldn't stop" Omar Khadar from suing !!
Ya sure.......Canadians love stopping people from doing stuff.
This whole situation is a declaration of war in my opinion.
If I was President of the USA, I would bootfuck Canada and Canadians for this.
Stomp your fucking country out.

>Baloney Meter: 'A little baloney' in claim feds couldn't stop Khadr lawsuit

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/13/baloney-meter-a-little-baloney-in-claim-feds-couldn-t-stop-khadr-lawsuit.html

I seriously hate you shiftless fucking coward shitstain "people".
Canadians are literally bottom tier human beings.

Fuck fighting this out in court, invade us!!
Fuck these scum tier people. They literally take everything from America and then turn around and spit on the place.
This whole situation is just a "Fuck you America and Americans."
Literally.

>Lawyers for Omar Khadr, relatives of slain U.S. soldier set to square off

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/07/13/lawyers-for-omar-khadr-relatives-of-slain-u-s-soldier-set-to-square-off.html


Award a terrorist 10.5 million and rush the payment to avoid the lawsuit from the widows of the soldiers this man killed
That's a declaration of war, in my opinion.

Good thing I'm not President of USA, cause Parliament Hill would have some Stealth Bombers make a fly bye and leave a crater

>>133480691
I'd make the Blitzkrieg look like a night of shooting stars.
I would pound each Canadian "city" into dust with non-stop carpet bombing.

Someone needs to sort you faggots out.
You're like bottom tier kikes.
All the shiftless thievery and lying, none of the money, intelligence or power.

Hey ladies, men don't like "strong women". If I wanted someone stronger than me, I'd turn gay and date a man.
I like feminine women who like to look pretty and be quiet.
Men are not "scared" of you women, we aren't attracted to them.
Doesn't matter, some leafette abused as a child, who hates men forever, will date her. Like most women in this country do.........
>What floats my boat:' Canada's strongest woman prepares for Calgary Stampede

http://www.metronews.ca/life/health/2017/07/13/what-floats-my-boat-canada-s-strongest-woman-prepares-for-calgary-stampede.html

Whole bunch of people dead in gangland style killing in Alberta

>Calgary police say body found in ditch probably linked to car fire deaths

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/12/calgary-police-say-body-found-in-ditch-probably-linked-to-car-fire-deaths.html

Canada, the worlds largest version of Detriot

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DAILY REMINDER; More than Half of ALL Canadians will be dead in 40-50 years.

>Canadian seniors now outnumber children for 1st time, 2016 census shows

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/2016-census-age-gender-1.4095360
https://archive.is/Tp6xF

>More Canadians are 65 and over than under age 15, StatsCan says

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/statistics-canada-seniors-1.3248295
https://archive.is/i3qW1


I cannot wait for all these fucking people to die.
So fucking sick of seeing Boomers cart around the 9toes in the ground, parents.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY FOR FUCKS SAKES!!
DIE!!
GIVE AWAY YOUR MONEY!!
FUCK OFF!!!

Woman to be named Govern General of Canada cause "it's time" for that, or something. Women get ALL the fucking jobs, cause they're "oppressed".
K ladies, you have ALL the fucking jobs now. You're the oppressors now, cause most of you have been brain washed into hating men.

Whooooo booooy, shit will be interesting.......

>Julie Payette appears poised to launch into Governor General role

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/12/canada-s-next-governor-general-to-be-announced-thursday-by-prime-minister.html

>>133481980
Like women do not fucking care, we have no money or jobs.
Men USE to at least , take care of the woman. Give her a home, food, sex.

Women do not care about anyone, but themselves.

They're laughing at us. They love seeing us with nothing.
We "oppressed" them for so long!!
We are ABUSERS!!

I'm gonna be real soon. Im TIRED of you cunts.

Jeezus these people are fucking stupid.........

>University of Calgary studying if heat raises red flags for rodeo animals

http://www.metronews.ca/life/health/2017/07/12/sun-or-shade-calgary-study-to-determine-impact-of-heat-on-bucking-bulls.html

Canadian faggots talk Trump/Russia like they have a relevant country.............
>A bungling Bond: Trump-Russian meeting was so botched many smell a setup

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/07/12/a-bungling-bond-trump-russian-meeting-was-so-botched-many-smell-a-setup.html

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hahahahahahahaha!!!

>DESCRIPTION
Rachel was born a biological male, but always knew she was really a woman. Ellaha came from an educated family in Afghanistan, but was told by the Taliban that girls could no longer attend school.


http://watch.cbc.ca/becoming-canadian/season-1/episode-1/38e815a-00c7036f2d7

No worries guys!! Don Pittis says you can 'affrod" this interest rate hike. If not, you're a poor loser trash Canadian deadbeat who should be shoved into a woodchipper

>Interest rates are on the rise — but the good news is you'll be able to afford it: Don Pittis

>Fear of rising rates may have obscured the Bank of Canada's good news story: Don Pittis

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/bank-of-canada-poloz-rate-rise-1.4200979

>>133482933
About The Author


Don Pittis
The Business Unit

Don Pittis was a forest firefighter and a ranger in Canada's High Arctic islands. After moving into journalism, he was principal business reporter for Radio Television Hong Kong before the handover to China. He has produced and reported for the CBC in Saskatchewan and Toronto and the BBC in London. He is currently senior producer at CBC's business unit.


Forest firefighter???
Hey Don, get to BC and show em how it's done, eh bud??
GIT ER DUN BUD!!!
Come on bud, says you're a forest firefighter, eh??
Come there fella, step it up eh??

LOL
How do all these fucking Boomers have such shit disjointed resumes and high paying jobs??

The real world doesn't work like that.

Work 36 years
Have famous rich brother
Get no severance and lose job

The PRIVILEGE of Being Canadian

>Employee featured in hit Sears Canada ad with famous brother Mike Myers loses job and severance

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/sears-mike-myers-ad-restructuring-lay-offs-1.4199261

Canadian as fuck.
Someone goes out of their way to help you, give them no thanks ,forget they did anything for you and forget them like old news.

I don't do shit for no one these days, cause that's how Canadians are.

You people are so fucking shit.
Worst part is, you all think you're saints and paladins.

Random bitch who never knew her real dad and her real dad never knew he had a daughter, gets news story cause................

>Ontario woman's 30-year search for her biological dad leads her to family she never knew
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/30-year-search-1.4201875

Leads her to a family she never knew....................welll fucking DUH!!!!
Women are so fucking DUMB

Why should I care about this bitch? I don't understand.
Why am I suppose to care about these special handpicked sob stories??

Everyone has a sob story.

Honest to God, I'd declare war on Canada for this and pound your trashy shit country into oblivion.
You people would be waking up to hell fire (if not in BC and Alberta LOL) if I was President of the USA

>Omar Khadr fights attempt by soldier's widow to freeze his assets

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/omar-khadr-fights-back-1.4201788

>>133484547
Scramble every fucking American Fighter, Bomber whatever plane and send them to Canada to bomb the living fucking shit out of you scumbags.
Non-stop destruction.
The Day of Bombs
24 Hour Non-Stop Carpet bombing campaign on all Canadian "cities"
Show the world, we don't fuck around.


Fuck you pussy ass people and your pussy way of life.
I'd make EXAMPLES of you fucks.
Show the world what happens if you wanna fuck with USA.

More brainwashing of women

>Convicted sex offender removed from coaching position in Fredericton

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/sex-offender-basketball-coach-1.4182554

>Inside a dark room on Fredericton's Graham Avenue, Lonzel Lowe crawled into bed with an intoxicated woman.

>The former university basketball player unzipped her pants and began touching her without her consent.

OMG HOW HOT, I MEAN HORRIFYING!!
Imagine that was (YOU)??
My best friends sisters, moms,aunt,cousins, daughters, granddaughter got RAPED. Imagine it happened to (YOU)?? OMG OMG OMG I'm TERRIFIED (and turned on)


One bitch at work is total "post secondary" brain washed moron female.
I would not go anywhere with her unsupervised. Afraid she'd accuse me of raping her.

Also, she loves asshole black guys.......

What in the fuck.............
Yo girl, I got a crystal ball, I can see your future, you're gonna end up strung out on junk, looking like shit, selling your pussy for a black man
Or
Living in the ghetto on a welfare check, with a few half-casts and half your looks beat out of you.
You'll love every minute of it too.

Enjoy that money, while you still make it..........

>>133484347
Why didn't you archive? https://archive.is/hfyFb

>>133485729
And steal your job?? I couldn't..........

Thanks archivebot

Beeep booop beeeeep

Cash for Jobs Immigration Schemes??
Canadians scamming people?? UNHEARD OF!!!!
>They were very persistent': CBC finds more cash-for-jobs immigration schemes

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/they-were-very-persistent-cbc-finds-more-cash-for-jobs-immigration-schemes-1.4178067

Canada isn't a meme country that started in the 1950s!!!


http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/julie-payette-governor-general-wherry-analysis-1.4201225


A short history of GGs

Governors general are freighted with symbolism, noted for the small changes they make, the causes they champion or what they represent.

In practice, the office has evolved as Canada has, marked in certain ways by a series of firsts.

For the first 85 years of this country's existence, the governors general were Brits, all with aristocratic titles: six earls, four lords, three viscounts, two marquesses and two dukes.

The first Canadian to hold the post was Vincent Massey in 1952.

>1952

>>133486870
So sick of this "woman power" shit too.
You know what women REALLY like??

Being told to shut the fuck up when they get all "woman power".
Not joking.
Like I said, I put some bitch on blast for taking a dig at me, in front of my favorite girl. She honestly said
>I'm glad you did you know. It needs to be done sometimes

Women LOVE being put in their place. They're so weird..............

I'm out for today.

Just in case you haven't figured it out, I work at a strip club.
Yes, I said if I'm stuck in Canada till I die, I want to work at a strip club.
Now I do...................
Also, 3 months probation is passed and the GM gave me his blessing.
Like I never did this job before. I sent in a paragraph about myself through a kiji add.
Ya, anyways, true life.

Feel free to keep the thread going