Brit/pol/ - Britannia Edition

Anime is gay

Reminder not to reply to tripfags

Especially those who literally thought "Anonymous" was a one person

Reminder to research the following bits of legislation otherwise you're an immigrant.

>the Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminister (1259), the Statue of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Act of Settlement (1701), and the Act of Union (1706), Acts of Union (1800).

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watching comfy old parky interviews. God I miss robin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ya2Drpj3s

BBC/ITV news stance:
>anti brexit
>anti trump
>anti ukip
>anti Tory
>anti edl
>limit reports of immigration
>limit reports of immigrant crime
>anti Christian
>anti normal legal process
>anti tradition while keeping a pro tradition stance e.g. Revisionist "black people made Britain great"
>anti moral
>anti traditional culture, art and music (unless revisionist)
>push dumbing down misrepresentative explanations of changes in laws, statutes etc
>anti net neutrality
>anti white unless left wing
>anti white hate crime reporting
>anti British law

>pro EU
>pro labour
>pro diversity
>pro illegal immigration
>push stories of diversity
>push stories of immigrant achievement
>push stories of forced social integration
>pro Islam
>have one armed paki lesbians with speech impediments presenting EVERYTHING
>pro civic nationalism e.g. 'Chunti umafaladdy is just as British as you are, if not more'
>pro abortion
>pro homosexual
>Pro equality despite factual contrary evidence
>pro social housing
>pro unionism
>pro massive public spending on issue of the week
>pro modern art
>pro government snooping
>pro death panels
>pro ethnic minority
>pro NHS unless negative news story - blame right wing policies

Fucked up the thread theme and the embeds. Will do better next time.

Haven't had my morning brew yet

>>133477543
Good AFTERNOON, my favourite little shirtlifter. I'm about to have a shower, try not to think about me lathering my porcelain-muscled arms in raspberry-scented shower gel.

>>133477779
It's lunchtime, I have been up for 6 hours already.

>>133477844
Couldn't sleep last night because the gf was driving me up the wall.

Think I'm gonna have to break up with her, she's gone completely off the deep end.

D E L I N G P O L E with a pretty sound young lad
http://www.delingpoleworld.com/sebastian-shemirani/
Well worth a listen

>>133477844
I've been up for 15
usually I go to sleep around this time though, and wake up at night

EARLY REMINDER FOR A COMFY THREAD:

Don't reply to tripfags in general unless they say something VALID and even then it's better to not at all.

Don't reply to anyone talking about their personal lives. No one SHOULD give a fuck about what macaroon you prefer.

If you can't follow the "don't" principle then PLEASE try and keep the trivial garbage to a minimum.

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New woes

>>133477933
imagine being this much of a reprobate

>>133477527
This, tripfags undermine the integrity of brit/pol/.

>>133477898
What was she doing?

>>133478019
ever consider the possibility that I work nights?

>>133478131
you also post on 4chan so it could go either way

>>133477527
Anonymongs are one person.

>>133477898
same mate
my gf constantly wants to have sex
I do it 3 times a day, and she's still not satisfied

'Give me a fuckin break love!' I say to her sometimes
but then she's gobbling on my knob again trying to fuck

>>133478048
HAGGIS

>>133478131
School children don't understand shift work.

Andrew discussing jam with Kraut.
References Versialles Treaty.
Doesnt see the huge pitfall
Kraut says 'lets not have more Versailles treaties.
Everyone panics.

Holy fuck I cant stop laughing

Remaincucks BTFO

https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2017-2019/0005/18005.pdf

>>133477966
>muslims commit terrorism and rape girls
>p-please don't be an islamophobe or you'll encourage more muslims to be that way
Bit of a cuck mindset

>>133478048

Did she sit around and go "muh indyref2" ?

>>133478245
Kek

>>133478118
Constantly messaging me with shit, giving me ultimatums, trying to trick me with wordplays or emotionally trip me up. It started to really fucking piss me off pretty quickly, but then of course she used my anger against me. Very annoying and she's going to call me later to 'get this over with,'

pretty sure I'm gonna get dumped but whatever, she was getting to be a pain in my arse anyway.

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Got an air rifle to shoot in my back garden, and now everyone acts as if I'm a heavily armed insurgent. What's going on in this country?

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Furhther Sturgeon - wants the single market.

>>133478337
Except tripfags post absurd and inflammtory posts to elicit a response. They are nothing but (you) farmers who drag down the quality and comfiness of the general. Ignore them.

>>133478337
I'm a fan of the old 'If you don't give special attention to Muslims, they will turn psychotic and try to kill you' argument.

It's basically a modern day form of Jizya - pay, or be killed. Leftists think this is totally fine because their end goal is the end of western civilisation, not actually anything to do with equal rights, tolerance, diversity etc like they say

scottish bloke here
i support independence but hate the SNP
whut do

>>133478245

Haha, yeah I know how that is m-mate...

...Always fighting her off with s-stick h-heheh

I'm like 'gerroff me b-bits gf, hhhahah, I can't do the s-sex all the time hheeheh'
I'm so lonely.

>>133478311

I'm not sure that signing on once a week counts as 'shift work'.

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>>133477461
>Britannia Edition
just ordered myself one of these babies
>why aren't you investing in gold yet???

>>133478433
Make sure none of the pellets exit your garden, or you have decent neighbours. Police will literally confiscate air rifles for pellets leaving your garden now.

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come home, British man

>>133478433
Ignore the pussies. I own an air rifle and an air pistol to literally shoot cans and bottles. People act like I'm a psychopath school shooter if I tell them, despite me not having any record of mental problems or violence.

Most people are just fucking pussies in the modern age.

>>133478537
I work about 180hrs a week, depending on my mood.

>>133478378
As soon as you're face to face with her break up with her. She's a manipulator who's trying to fuck with you for her own pleasure.

Drop her like a shit filled nappy.

>>133478602
>month
Fug

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>>133478602

>>133478570
Heard her Dad is a nutter

>>133478562
I always shoot against a board I've set up, and the back wall is brickwork. And I'm not just shooting in the air; I'm not a Muslim.

>>133478574
It's really weird how anti-gun, even the weakest shit you can guy, people are despite 90% of violent crimes being done with household knives.

>>133478629
Yeah it seems that way, I don't like this shit she's pulling. Looks like she's going to chuck me, which I'm fine with.

Not sure if some of it is my fault, but I don't think so. She just started being incredibly demanding and way too invested in our future together.

>>133478378
>>133478629

best advice today.
just get it over with.

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Rimbledon.

>>133478743
>pro muh flag gun obsessive
>Might be a nutter

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>>133478850
>tfw this is someones daughter

>>133478850
>having that image on your computer
Anon you might be homosexual.

>>133478337

are you sure you are replying to the right post?

whos this mogg guy

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>>133478864
(It's this guy)

>>133479062
Tory mp, decent guy. Don't listen to the shills, he's a proper public servant

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>>133479062
He's the man single-handedly maintaining Britain's native population.

>>133479009
I was equating tripfaggotry with muslim misdeeds

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40568987

I hate this timeline

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>>133478850
Is that R-Rimmer on the left?

>>133479174
he still has a nanny. when will this fucking manchild NEET grow up

>>133478459
She's achieved exactly nothing and her party lost a huge number of seats because of this sort of bullshit. Just how stupid is she?

>>133478850
Consonant please, Rachel

>>133479269
>GCSE in Kebab Preparation
>A Level Taxi Studies
>BA Hons in Drug Dealing

>>133479198

well that's a pretty stupid equation, nice one.

I said don't respond unless it's valid. Cut down on the (you) farming. How are the two remotely linked?

>>133479465

>NVQ level 2 in Child Grooming
>HNC in Sex Ring Management

>>133479174
>>133479062
He's the man who should be pm

>>133479269

>Need

What we need is for children to have the most qualified teachers possible and a bunch of niggers aren't going to fit that particular bill

>>133479062
He's civic as fuck, don't listen to the shills.

>>133479269
Funny how no one says "we need about 1 trillion more male teachers to reflect population".

>>133478540

It's a meme, if the fiat currency systems of the world collapse, a few gold coins aren't going to save you.

>>133479062
Don't know anything about his policy but he spawns ebin memes and LARPs as a 1890's MP, so he gets my vote

I can't find happiness

>>133479860
He voted for the Snoopers Charter which makes me suspicious. People just justify it with le terrorism.

How does the BBC think economically?

>>133479629

"Hello everyone" isn't a particularly good way to greet strangers

>People are actually offended by staff using polite greetings

End it all. Let the world burn.

>>133479920
I'm not surprised tripfags bully you

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>>133478570

I prefer my five weeks holiday and sensible working week than I do guns desu lad.

Would only really want a side by side Double Barrelled anyway, and I can get one of those here.

>>133479903
Happiness doesn't exist

Or rather, it is fleeting and interconnected to other feelings.

>>133479629
This is fucking nuts and anyone who supports it should be shot.

>>133479629

This is fucking unreal.

>>133479985
Why

I'm interested in recording examples

>>133479629
Those escalators always make me dizzy as fuck

>>133479919
I was taking the piss, guys a cathcuck faggot.

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Oh also just got these in the post, lads. Can't believe the sort of weapons you can get in the post from China, expecting a police baton in the next few weeks.

>>133479736
but that's sexist remember lad, you must be a bigot if you think we need more white cis males in teaching

>>133479629

99.9% of people are a ladies and gentleman. This would be like making the tube itself wheelchair use only to cater for cripples.

>>133479903
Read The Nichomachean Ethics. It discussed the nature of happiness.

>>133480009
OK. Im going to end it. I cant cope with the struggle of trying to connect IT with other things. Trying to find something, anything, that brings pleasure seems futile. Thanks brit/pol/ you've been a friend in the darkness

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>>133480219
Haha, great stuff lad, what address are these being delivered too?

>>133480322
Pussy.

>>133480322
take me with you

>>133480219
>£4.33
>china
I'm sure they'll be great quality and perfectly safe and reliable...

>>133480322

I don't see how Information Technology has anything to do with you being miserable. Go and volunteer somewhere and help feed the poor or something. At LEAST donate your organs or something.

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Thread Theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jlMk2Zi3B8

>>133480416
his baton will probably somehow end up killing him from china.

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>>133480322
Don't do it lad. Think of all the bants you'll miss out on

>>133479629

I take the tube everyday and cannot remember a message that says ladies and gentlemen.

It's all just "This is Barons Court, change here for the District Line" and stuff. No greeting.

Reeks of bollocks to garner attention.

>>133480219

wew nice.

Would a legit set of dusters be illegal then, the 1 piece solid types?

>>133479629
>hello everyone

kek sounds like something from an episode of the Tweenies

Fitting considering the mentality of your average soft genderqueer loser.

>>133480322
how you feel in the moment is never as permanent as it seems says the early burger

>>133479629
>Quick, people are becoming too aware of how muslim Khan is! Go find something non-threatening and vaguely homo we can get him to support

>>133480322

Get ahold of yourself man. You'll find something, life is a series of ups and downs. I'm in a down point at the moment. But there's always joy to be had.

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>>133479629
>HELLO EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA

Well looks like Labour have done a 180 on they're Brexit stance, we all knew they were remainers, just fucking lied in the GE didn't they

>>133480593
Anything for the sole use of self defence is illegal if used.

>no extra brexit powers for Scotland
Yeah fuck the UK, im done.

>>133480378
*taps nose*

>>133480416
>>133480513

Electrical goods from China are shit but generally their metalwork items are pretty great. Hell I've got some sets of multitools I got from Hong Kong years ago that still work well.

>>133480593
Presumably so, seems like a hilarious way of skirting around the law. Part of me only ordered them to see if they'd come, spent like ten minutes solidly laughing at the absurdity of such an item being so easy to get.

>>133480322
As Rightly So normally says, if you're not LARPing ring samaritans 116 123

>>133480780
That's not true. The entire law is centered on the heat of the moment.

http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/self_defence/

>>133480219
That's a great way to break your fingers.

>>133480734
HERRO EVERYNYUN

>>133480941
They hang up

>>133480948
Yes, and if you have a weapon solely for self defence, it's premeditated.

>>133480903
Chinese metal is fucking bollocks

But for some knuckle dusters it would be fine

>>133480948

Yes, but buying something with the intent of using it for self defence is illegal.

And if you buy knuckle dusters, and use them on a robber, good luck convincing the coppers you didn't buy it for self defence.

It's a fucking retarded law, but that's how it is.

>>133481017
That's true. But if you possess the weapons and happen to use them for self defence, that isn't illegal.

>>133481073
>I was just swinging punches in my house in the dark wearing my knuckle dusters, I didn't even realise he had broken in and walked into the flight path of my swing

>>133481051
>And if you buy knuckle dusters, and use them on a robber, good luck convincing the coppers you didn't buy it for self defence.
Wait, this would be relatively easy to do or would not even come up. I think it'd be the court you'd be trying to convince, not the police, but if you possess the weapons, have to use them in a self defence, your circumstance comes under all the guidelines of self defence, they aren't going to sentence you to 20 years in the gulag on the off chance you bought a knuckleduster set for self defence. The law isn't that unreasonable.

>>133478850
Roger Rimerer confirmed for 2017 winner

>>133481073
Yes, but that isn't what I said. If you can prove premediation you're in the wrong. Arming yourself with weapons solely for self defence is very different to getting attacked in the kitchen and stabbing your attacker.

>>133481175
Come on mate, we've all done it.

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https://twitter.com/JudyMurray/status/885205224692035585

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Just got through clearing to Bournemouth Uni lads anyone else there?

>>133478048
She doesn't get access to Cabinet papers does she? The Government are going to fuck it up bad enough without Haggis showing him briefings.

>>133479629
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-CJ-oHs4SU

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>Nawaz on LBC saying Brexit is going terribly

WHAT THE FUCK? NO NO NO

IT IS GOING GREAT AND THE UK WILL BE THE #1 COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHEN WE LEAVE THE EVIL EU

>>133481286
Shame he didn't die in Dunblane desu.

>>133481186
>The law isn't that unreasonable.
It is.

Without saying too much, trust me on this one, I have extensive knowledge on this specific subject.

What the police test for is where the item is stored, so for instance if you got them from your bedside table, that'd be considered pre-meditated. The Copper I knew told me "Keep a big maglight next to your bed, you have a legitimate reason for keeping a maglight next to your bed."

>>133481286
>talking to a footballer about how he scored the most goals in a game
>uhhhh actually someone scored more in Fifa once so yeah
>...alright

>>133481175
Heat of the moment. You can arm yourself with a weapon. "Premeditation" under the law is more for cases where that guy sat and waited for a burglar he saw coming in, knocked him out, threw him into a pit, and set him on fire. Arming yourself solely for defence in the heat of the moment isn't illegal.

>>133479629
Why do they pretend that faggots, dykes, and trannies aren't less than 5% of the population?

>>133481402
That is insanity if a copper said that to you. It's in the legal guidelines to self defence that the government published that arming yourself in the heat of the moment is not illegal.

http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/self_defence/#Use_of_Force_1

>>133481186
http://e-lawresources.co.uk/Revill-v-Newbery.php

"Revill v Newbery[1996] 2 WLR 239Court of Appeal

Mr Newbery was a 76 year old man. He owned an allotment which had a shed in which he kept various valuable items. The shed was subject to frequent break ins and vandalism. Mr Newbery had taken to sleeping in his shed armed with a 12 bore shot gun.

Mr Revill was a 21 year old man who on the night in question, accompanied by a Mr Grainger, went to the shed at 2.00 am in order to break in. Mr Newbery awoke, picked up the shot gun and fired it through a small hole in the door to the shed. The shot hit Mr Revill in the arm. It passed right through the arm and entered his chest. Both parties were prosecuted for the criminal offences committed. Mr Revill pleaded guilty and was sentenced. Mr Newbery was acquitted of wounding. Mr Revill brought a civil action against Mr Newbery for the injuries he suffered. Mr Newbery raised the defence ofex turpi causa, accident, self-defence and contributory negligence.

Held:

The Claimants action was successful but his damages were reduced by 2/3 under the Law Reform (Contributory Negligence) Act 1945 to reflect his responsibility for his own injuries."

>>133481363
It's going terribly because incompetent politicians either have no idea what they're doing or are openly sabotaging it.

>>133481402
Funny thing is eBay also have these "security torches" that are designed to be able to break a cunt's head. Hell I think they even sell those on Amazon.

>>133481286
>Andy Murray is /ourgu-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40589164/andy-murray-corrects-journalist-s-casual-sexism

What an awful man on so many levels.

>>133481286

>Make a simple correction
>Get hailed as a hero for bravely combatting sexist remarks

Literally where is the sexism in this?

>>133480322

Lad you aren't a piece of shit lefty so you can't be doing that badly. Imagine being a tranny or one of these trigglypuff freaks.

>>133481524
That's insanity. What part got him? The sleeping in the shed part?

>>133481363

>Try your absolute best to frustrate the Brexit process at every opportunity
>have the entire political, financial and media cabal backing you

>HAHA WOW BREXIT ISN'T GOING SMOOTHLY, WHAT A MISTAKE IT WAS!

>>133481514
Yes, but having a weapon next to your bed nullifies the "heat of the moment" argument.

If you had it in a display case somewhere in your bedroom, different story.

See what I'm getting at?

>>133481537
You can get a cricket bat and whittle it into an air rifle

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>>133481535
yeah...it was never an inherently stupid idea that would inevitably blow up in our collective faces.

>>133481635
Yeah, I understand fully. I know the law is extremely ridiculous and not only in theory since they've sent people like Tony Martin to jail before for genuine self defence, but I think we're envisioning different scenarios. Albeit, self defence should be relative to all scenarios where its required.

>>133481628
The fact that he had a weapon with him for the purpose of self defence. It's premeditated, premediation is not heat of the moment.

>>133480948

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDpPoytXVvo

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>>133481701
If we're so incompetent as a nation, do you also agree that we should demolish the houses of parliament and have no politicians at all?

>>133481717
Martin was a member of the national front so they sent him down for that basically

>>133481771
The law also requires weapons being stored separately to the ammunition in a gun locker that has to be bolted to the wall, and hidden from direct line of sight which presents dilemmas with using firearms in the heat of the moment under legal terms.

>>133481860
>We are all equal
>European politicians are superior

>>133481635
Alright what if I just happen to have a cricket bat above my bed as part of decoration? I just happen to like sports memorabilia, your honour, it's not my fault a cricket bat is awfully convenient for dealing with an intruder.

>>133481771
>>133481941
Although this isn't always the case.

>The most recent case was that of Andy and >Tracey Ferrie. They were in bed when two burglars entered their home. Mr Ferrie fired his (legally-held) shotgun at the men. The couple were arrested but then released without charge.

>The judge at the intruders' trial said: "If you burgle a house in the country where the householder owns a legally held shotgun, that is the chance you take. You cannot come to court and ask for a lighter sentence because of it."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19886504

>inb4 autistic norwegian bot

>>133481941
It's not like it takes long to open a cabinet and load a shotgun, in terms of the time from hearing a window smash to them crawling in.

>>133481941
Yes, but how would you explain having a knuckle duster on you if not for self defence.
Revill vs Newbery set the precedent for such case law.

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>>133481997
>1997

>>133481997

If it's on a proper wall bracket and the like then yea you'd easily be able to claim that.

>Men and women get same amount of prize money for winning at wimbledon
>Women have to play fewer sets than men to get this prize money
End wimbledon pay gap matriarchy when?

>>133482081
You can't in many scenarios. I suppose in a home defence situation it may be possible.

>>133482075

What's to stop me keeping it loaded by my bed and then claiming that I took it out of the cabinet and loaded it upon hearing the intruders?

Not like they can prove I'm lying.

>>133482075
Depends on the gun lockers location and where you are when they decide to break in. It's hardly ideal, and assembling a firearm can take a long time. Atleast "long" when there's a person in your house, possibly trying to harm you.

>>133482039
How that's different? We're not talking about the burglar getting a lighter sentence, we're talking about the liability of the victim.

>>133482242

You're right, they couldn't.

>>133482192
Men's final viewing figure: 13.8 million
Women's final viewing figure: 4.8 million

Prize money: same

>>133481514
You're an idiot if you still don't see the difference between picking up your bedside lamp and taking out the conveniently placed, sharpened bastard sword from under your pillow.

>>133482192
Faggot sport

>>133482317
I was quoting myself >>133481941

It isn't always the case that it's impossible to use a firearm in a self defence case.

I've already admitted the fact that self defence should be relative to all scenarios where it's used, that the law is broken, and started talking about firearms under self defence m8.

>>133482410
There's a difference but it isn't a good thing because it encourages people to not be prepared, responsible and to feel safe

>>133481889
>>133481717
Martin fucked himself. His gun wasn't even legal.

>>133482410
What if the bastard sword is on your wall? Is that not comparable to the gun locker situation in terms of premeditation under the law?

>>133479629
Jesus fucking christ. Delete this fucking timeline

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>>133482093
Sweet I'll get some brackets in from Wilko when I can next be arsed to go out. Think I need more wood filler for the bathroom door anyway.

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who heres hyped for this new movie

So basically the only weapons we are allowed are if they are for something else?

Why is defending yourself seen as illegal?

>>133481997
>>133481635
Tfw I have a ghurka's kukri displayed in my room so I could argue it was there for decoration and was a heat of the moment weapon acquisition

come at me criminal lawyer bastards

>>133483252
Pixplz of the khukri, I fucking love those knives.

>>133481941
>>133482039

I did a security gaurd course once, the guy teaching it was a complete paranoid lunatic who had done bodygaurding and knew everything. He had the legally owned gun in a box and cameras all round his house. He showed us a CCTV vid of himself taking out a machete wielding freak in a tesco which was fucking great.

He mentioned the famous case of that farmer who got in trouble for murdering an intruder, he said the reason why this happened is because the guy had been burgled twice already and so he booby trapped his house by removing half his floorboards. He made some crazy home alone situation so he could shoot the burglar and that's what got him in the shit.

He said as long as you know exactly what is legal and why you can shoot a burglar.

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https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/885201279689129988

What did she say lads?

>>133483252
If your not a gurkah you're a faggot, just like anyone who buys a fairbairn sykes dagger and hasn't completed the AACC or is RM.

>>133482352
I never watch the womens final but always watch the men's. Will watch today British Konta vs Venus.

>>133483390
>" and my niece's university friends actually thought you'd give them that free stuff you's promised .. can u believe that "

>>133483548
yeah we can all read, mate

>>133483354
Sounds like a good bloke. Yeah, the law is absolutely terrible but still overstated on /pol/. The problem is that self defence should be relative for all scenarios where it's use is required, but there are scenarios in the UK where it would be virtually illegally to defend yourself under the law with anything other than your fists. Or the legally, you'd have to be a scenario where fists are your only option. There are obviously scenarios where, say a burglar broke in the dead of night, you possess the firearm in a gun locker under legal storage requirements and use it under all self defence terms of "heat of the moment", that wouldn't be illegal. But what if you're just walking down the road and you're attacked?
>legally owned gun in a box
Hate to say it m8 but this is illegal too. You need a gun locker bolted to the wall thats been inspected and approved by an FEO.

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>>133483548
Embarrassing lad.

>>133480957
It would be funnier to let him find out for himself.

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>>133483471
>British

>>133483345
Yeah gimme a second to take a pic or two

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The (((BBC)))

>>133483345
Are you an Assassin

>>133483813
Victoria Derbyshire is a vessel for Satan and we should have accepted her cancer as a gift from God

>>133483813
>We don't need no education
>We don't need no thought control

>>133478602
Fuck, and I thought you Brits were lazy pieces of shit. Beats my 80 hours a week

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She died for remain..yet we leave anyway. What kind of people are we?

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>>133483345
Pic of the detailing on the blade.

>>133483963

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I believe your fiction over his, chief

>>133484023
We're the fucking British and don't you forget it

>>133483963
You realised that there aren't even 180 hours in a week right

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http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/donald-trump-france-visit-state-visit-emmanuel-macron-theresa-may-protests-illiberal-left-a7838936.html

Bloody hell. Seeing the headline and then reading the article has shocked me.

>>133483653

The law should quite literally be 'if you break into someone's house they're within their rights to kill you'.

You should have absolutely no expectation of safety when you're trespassing on someone's property whether you're there to do harm or not.

>>133484372
>unarchived clickbaiters https://archive.is/zaOAN

Charlie guards parents sound delusional. They might actually turn insane if they lose their case.

>>133484391
What if you incapacitate the trespasser, tie them up, and then chop off their limbs?

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>>133484405

>>133484461
then they'd be 'armless

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>>133484457
>Charlie guards parents sound delusional

Might have something to do with the state about to pull the plug on their son.

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>>133484050
>>133483345
No bully if police entrapment; this is a legally owned weapon not intended for offensive use

>>133484050
How many of Jim Henson's puppets died to make that rug?

Also nice knife.

>>133484572
I have that rug.

Ikea?

>>133479174

>Rees-Mogg for PM

>>133484391
Agree.

>>133484461
If somebody breaks in your house and you shoot him, that's one thing. Subjecting him to weeks long of torture, to me is fine, but I understand why the law cannot accommodate that so have it decided by a court. The law should still be simple on this matter and say if somebody breaks into your home, it's your right to kill him.

Also mandated shotgun ownership for every homeowner with a family

>>133484561
Then they are not fit parents and are wasting resources.

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>sad weird cunts posting photos of their fancy knives

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Hey Britain-san

>>133483813
wtf is this for bullshit, diversity fails, i'm the only dutch in my class

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>>133484592
I slayed over 1000 of the now extinct kermit race with this blade. It ain't easy bein' green.

>>133484595
Ye its comfy

>>133484667
Its not about the money. They've raised enough their selves. The whole things about whether the state has the power to decide to let a child die against the will of their parents. That's why Nige and Trump have got involved.

>>133484572
That's pretty sweet, can you open bottles with the notch near the hilt?

>>133484790

Is it just the angle or is that thing tiny?

Looks like you got it in a kinder surprise, lad.

>>133479062
He's a good lad, bit of a typical Tory but he actually respects the public and truly wants a hard Brexit. He would have my vote any day.

>>133481303

>Just a glorified technical college lmao

>>133484657
>but I understand why the law cannot accommodate that so have it decided by a court

That was supposed to be the idea with defending one's property, that because the circumstances can be so subjective, it's left to the courts. The problem is that now and again we get a bunch of liberal retards shitting it all up.

>>133484902
Normal sized. They aren't huge knives.

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>>133484722
Ireland is British territory

>>133484970
So have it entrenched in law.

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>>133484998
Kek

>>133484998
Fuck sake
Why didn't the romans just conquer them

>>133485082

as a Norn Iron Prod I have to say....

....that made me laugh. Good job, bogtrotter

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>>133484850
Yes you can, but that's actually the sharpening notch. Probably best not to do that too often lol

>>133484902
Maybe the angle? They're not that big knives. Here it is with a samsung phone for size comparison.

>>133484837
I think the state should have the right, they are backed by many professional opinions that he has brain damage and has very little chance of recovering to a terrible standard of life (deaf, blind etc). His parents should do the honorable thing here for their son.

His mom goes on about how there's an 'up to 10% chance of medication helping him' up to.. It could be 1%.

She is also goes directly against doctors as they say his brain has not grown in 2 months as she has 'measured his head herself'

I feel bad for them but this baby is likely suffering and is in morphine just in case. He should be left to die.

>>133485080
The problem with entrenching it in law is that eventually someone's face will get blown off with a shotgun for checking on his neighbour, and we'll have another media circus over it.

>>133484837
>The whole things about whether the state has the power to decide to let a child die against the will of their parents.
Why not? How else are we going to stop all these people breeding retards so they can virtue signal on Facebook? Somebody has to be willing to leave them to the wolves.

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Which EU party did you vote for in the 2014 EU elections, lads? And what were their policies?

Remoaners keep telling me that the EU is a genuinely representative democracy, so surely this should be an easy question to answer.

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>>133485220
How's the bonfire craic?

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>>133484932
>respects the public
As long as they aren't tenants
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tories-vote-down-law-requiring-landlords-make-their-homes-fit-for-human-habitation-a6809691.html
Which is funny given he himself is a landlord. Really activates the old almonds.
Also as long as they don't want their private communications to actually be private, given he backed the Snooper's Charter.

He's a career politician, which is the absolute worst kind of politician.

>>133485231
Same phone m8

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>>133485279
>I think the state should have the right
>He should be left to die

Are you pro-abortion by any chance?

>>133485457
It's a hunk of shite, isn't it? Need to upgrade to a better phone in the next year or two.

>>133485467
Yes.

>>133485374

dunno, man. I live in Londonistan now. I am full of regrets.

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>>133485539
>(banter stops)

>>133485355
I can Vote in in the EU elections?

>>133484837
It's more about whether the parents have the right to extend the life (and possibly suffering) of a vegetable child to pursue an experimental treatment which healthcare professionals are highly sceptical of actually working.

>>133485613
No thats the point...

>>133485667
that story is someone trying to make one of those facebook 'perk up' stories real.

>This baby was slated to be braindead and die young...
>but look what happens thanks to this experimental treatment!

It's such normie tier bollocks honestly. The kid is fucked, let him pass on with dignity.

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>when you btfo the patriarchy

>>133485769
>when you can't take contextual clues

>>133479369
She convinced a significant amount of Scots to vote tory and still walks round like she's won something.

>>133485501
Yeah its shite. Won't stay charged for me

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>>133485769
It doesn't show who's smiling back at him off-screen

>>133485656
>possibly suffering
Everyone who goes through cancer treatments suffer as well. Doesn't mean they should just be left to die. Also the doctors who want to the experimental treatment seem to think it might work so it just comes down to differing opinions. All I'm worried about is the state getting involved so much.

>>133485765
>let him pass on with dignity
Only thing I'm concerned about is who are the ones to decide.

>>133485231
>Yes you can, but that's actually the sharpening notch

No it's not

>>133485769
>"so messi you are the first argentinian player who has scored this many goals top goal scorer"
>"actually im the first argentinian male top goal scorer"

>>133486076
Why not say what it is so we all know then you cunt

>>133486076
Everyone knows it's to stop the blood running on to the handle.

>>133485840
>>133485924
>>133486113
Can we stop with the bigotry for a minute?

>>133484457

I've followed this closely, it's an awful case for all involved. It's so clear that there is no way the extensive brain damage the poor kid has suffered is reversible, even the US doctor offering this highly experimental procedure (actually a food supplement which surprised me) admits that this is only to possibly combat the mitochondrial depletion syndrome, he's not offering anything else.

There's also the ethical question, whether the kid should be a human experiment of something completely untrialed. I've oddly seen a few on the "treatment" side supporting it because it would be valuable research. So they get all feisty about the state "killing babies" but have little qualm about socialistic experimentation.

Now it's gone beyond the pale, and the usual worms in the pro-life camp on both sides of the Atlantic are basically funding and giving the parents false hope. This is an extreme case but generally, parents can't always be the sole decider of a child's fate, otherwise we wouldn't need the various Child Protection services and charities we do have.

>>133486076
Just looked it up, and you're right, apparently that's bullshit. Never trusting my cousin with shit again.

>>133486069
Yeah that's fair, the state is playing around like the baby belongs to them.

>>133486149

It's just a decorative feature, which people regularly make up bollocks about

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>>133485840
Funny thing is I have this picture from the little player's lounge.

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How long before you commit suicide and get off this fucking train, lads?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40591750

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>>133486183
No.

Been out the country for a while. Flying home tonight. What did I miss?

>>133486300
Apparently its for multiple purposes, and there's no one reason that the feature is there. It's just to make the blade more useful, they're multi purpose tools after all.

>>133485932
>Everyone who goes through cancer treatments suffer as well.
Cancer treatments which have been consistently shown to be effective as opposed to an uncertain experimental treatment.
Don't get me wrong, I actually think they should be allowed to try it because
>worst case scenario the terminally ill child dies >best case he doesn't
but the case against is a lot stronger than people make out. It's portrayed as callousness and inhumanity, when really it's a cost/benefit assessment weighing up likelihood of success against certainty of prolonged suffering.
Obviously the doctors backing the experimental treatment think it'll work, but how much of that is shrewdness, wanting to break new ground and go down in medical history?

>>133485613
>>133485759
The fact that people aren't engaged in EU politics shows that EU democracy is a failure

That's why Brexit happened - because EU politicians didn't do a good enough job of reaching out to voters and representing their concerns

Chat shit, get banged

>>133486375
Charlie Gard got Brexit cancelled.

>>133485932
It's not just the live of die question though. Who's going to pay for that kid if it survives to be 90 years old? It's a massive drain of resources not just the healthcare of the child but the parents won't be working, they will need a special purpose home built, and then the special 'schools' that people insist retarded people need.

Then multiply that cost by how many hundreds like him are born every year and carry it on over the course of their life times. It's the public who are funding all of this.

>>133486334

I'd never kill myself. I'd sacrifice myself for a worthy cause, but I'd never kill myself. It's one of the most shameful things you can do. Pure cowardice.

>>133486458
I knew that little shit should have been smothered.

>>133486334
>getting this mad over pretty much nothing

They're just changing the announcement slightly and making a thing of it because it's "pride month" or some shit and TFL want a bit of easy good publicity. Not like they're saying "XIR PLEASE MIND THE GAP"

>>133485769
I hate how this man always looks so grumpy. I bet he's a right cunt.

>>133486334
I want to be around when the hammer falls.

>>133486375
Gina Miller won X Factor, Ian Brady came second

>>133486553
>Not like they're saying "XIR PLEASE MIND THE GAP"

Give it a couple of years. Seriously.

>>133485769
This scots cunt is so angry and moody all the time

wish the dunblane shooter had been more accurate tbqh

>>133486553
>and making a thing of it because it's "pride month" or some shit
It's permanent

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>>133486579
He's trying to hide his smile. Earlier he had to look down and cover his mouth because he was about to earn some social justice points.

>>133486579
So did Judy Murray beat him and his brother to get them to be good at tennis?

>>133486553

>2018
>Haven't heard the scores from todays Barcshes Mixed Race Mixed Gender Confederation Fluid Premier League, this year we feel like we belong in the AFC not UEFA
>Decide to watch Match of the Day
>Sit in excitement as the theme tune, now remixed by Dizzee Rascal and Rizzle Kicks plays over video of all the greatest goals by the leagues ethnic and gender diverse players
>The panel this week is Ian Wright, Emmanuel Frimpong and Clarke Carlisle
>Can't see clearly
>Turn up the brightness on my Television
>The increased brightness makes the pundits look more white
>Become offended, make a note to complain to the BBC tomorrow
>First game is league leaders Arsenal (the league is no longer based on points, rather on equality and diversity of staff and fans) and their star striker Maria Transduzkic, a sexually converted ex-man with a black husband from the former republic of Yugoslavia, against relegation strugglers Doncaster Rovers who began to slip down the equality table when a white person went to one of their games
>Clarke Carlisle jokes ''Doncaster Rovers? More like Don'tcaster Black Man!'' in reference to the recent television series the club produced where one of the actors was a white guy from England
>The highlights are shown, with commentary by Jacqui Oatley and the pundits begin to discuss the game
>Frimpong states that Doncaster have 'Utterly Diabolical Diversity' and then goes on to say that you'll never win anything with Single-Nationality CIS Kids
>Ian Wright brings up shocking statistics from the game
>They show that Doncaster had possession of the Friendship Sphere for 76% of the game and attacks them for not keeping it to exactly 50% each
>Doncaster manager is interviewed and states that he thinks the balance of his squad is fine as it is
>Laugh at him, because his squad is still 5% white, and turn off MOTD knowing that he will soon be relegated

>>133485313
Which is why it should only be in the event someone has entered your home.

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>>133485759
>>133486421
Why cant I take part in politics that affect me?

>>133484790
>white
>buys a kukri
You're a fucking faggot mate, Gurkahs have to run up literal mountains with baskets strapped to their head to earn that, but a LARPing little faggot like you just clicked "buy". Neck yourself

>>133485319
Retard, the state has no business making decisions on behalf of parents.

>>133486930
They can force blood transfusions onto the children of Jehovah's Witness parents

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>the frogs are trying to meme for Macron again

>>133486867
Why mention him being white if your gripe is simply with him BUYING a kukri?

>>133486867
You forgot the bit where they beat their wives, have crap admin, perform shit on every course, are a massive liability, are quite shit and only volunteered to join the British Army because it pays more than molesting mountain lions in their shithole village.

>>133486930
The state has that business thanks to our state provided healthcare, this baby would be a burden on the tax payer.

>>133478048
>wicked witch of the north
>thinking she's relevant

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>>133486859
Well again that's my point.

Of course you *can* vote, technically. But there's a massive problem - EU parties don't campaign on their own behalf. Instead, your national parties campaign. So the CDU puts up candidates and says "vote for us, we'll do this in Europe". But the CDU has hardly any power in the EU parliament. Only the big party they're part of - the EPP (pic related) has any power. The fact that the EPP don't campaign as themselves deprives EU citizens of knowing exactly what they're voting for.

I'm assuming that's how it works in Germany anyway, because that's how it works here, and I think it's the same across the EU.

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Lets face it , you can say whatever the fuck you want to a deaf person

>>133486867
>he thinks I bought it
try again
Calm down you butthurt sperg, you've replied twice to me now.

Also, the kukri isn't some fucking magic sword from a fantasy series passed down only to elite soldiers. farmhands use them all the time you LARPing twat, and the police in Nepal and parts of India use them.

>hurr you gotta run up everest and fight a bear and skin it with the kukri before its yours

fucking pathetic mate, sort yourself out.

>>133485667
And what if it actually works and all children from now on born with this rare disease can be saved. The fucker is braindead, its not like he'll feel anything either way.

>>133486930

>Retard, the state has no business making decisions on behalf of parents.

Bollocks.

They do when a parent's actions affect a child's quality of life.

Not just in this case, but more common cases like abuse.

NEW

>>133487172

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>>133487153
You're seemingly unaware of Eddie's status as a LARPing Walt ex-soldier
>>133487124

>>133478378
She's making you angry and using your anger as a reason to break up with you.

She's engineering a "justifiable" reason to leave you. I guarantee you she's fucking someone else and trying to rationalise leaving you.

Call her up and dump her.

>>133487309
Such obvious LARPing as a valorous soldier, kek.

>MUH honorable passed on rite of passage to hold the glorious kukri knife
>how dare you buy the venerated piece of shaped steel that is the glorious kukri of the ghurka order!!!!
>while you were buying kukris, I studied the blade

Incredible this guy thinks he's summat

Sweetness, sweetness
I was only joking
When I said I'd like to
Smash every tooth in your head
Sweetness, sweetness
I was only joking
When I said by rights
You should be bludgeoned in your bed
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt

>>133487124
Watched this yesterday, the one on the left has nice tits

>>133486579
He is, i know someone who went on holiday with him and said he's a dour cunt.

>>133487445
All coming from a self-professed nihilist as well, it's hilarious.

>>133487258
Explain how a braindead child is suffering? He can't recognise pain you retardZ

>>133487465

BIGMOUTH WHA DU DA DA DA
BIGMOUTH WHA DU DA DA
BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN
AND I'VE GOT NO RIGHT TO TAKE MY PLACE
IN THE HUMAN RACE

>>133486867
You're being a twat. It's not even a design exclusive to the gurkha, given that it predates them.

Do you think wearing surplus fatigues is stolen valour?

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>>133486787
>Doncaster had possession of the Friendship Sphere for 76% of the game

>>133488132
Stolen valour isn't an offence here faggot, it just makes you a faggot.

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>>133486867

What he should have done is gone to Nepal, got a Nepalese field worker pregnant, then shoot her when she wants him to take responsibility.

Like based no morals smiling badge man from the comic you don't even like.

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>>133481303
It's shit.