ask a Mexican anything

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Why are you sending us your scum?

do you fuck your cousins

are you naco

xometimes i think ur women are cute but then i hate them because i remember what their minds r like

How do i fix this

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>>133468515
Ooh better question, do you live in constant fear of being made an example of for the drug cartels? Maybe skinned and mutilated, and strung up on a lamp post?

>>133468579
because you stole our land

>>133468582
no

>>133468615
no

>>133468663
no because cartels are killing each other, they dont kill normal people.

If we invaded your country would Mexican people hate us or like us?

>>133468663
This.
Really no reason to ask anything else cause mexico is shit.

tell your family to leave the US

White?

Why are your women so god damn insane? Latino women are fucking psycho. I don't understand why.

>>133468515
Why are there so many blacked threads right now Juan?

>>133468733
hate you

>>133468746
they are legally there.

>>133468756
yes.

>>133468807
me neither.

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>>133468709
If you couldn't defend it, and we put it to better use, can you really consider it your land? I mean, I'm sure your ancestors stole it from someone else's ancestors, and so on. Might makes right. America became great, Mexico.. Not so much.

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>>133468582
He's mexican not from the south.

how do most mexicans feel about america/americans? how are mexican immigrants in america seen by ones still in mexico? pros/cons of living in mexico/being mexican? is mexico as scary as it seems?

>>133468515
What's the best part of Mexico and where you at?

Why aren't there more Mexicans than Mexicants.

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>>133468888

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>>133468515
If we give you everything below Bakersfield, will you stop hopping our fence?

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>>133468646
>xometimes i think ur women are cute but then i hate them because i remember what their minds r like
>How do i fix this

Chuck up an 1/8 inch drill bit in a cordless power drill and stop drilling once you achieve your desired personality.

>>133468849
the majority see you as a enemy.

chicanos? like scum.

pros

good food
good beaches
good weather
culture
friendly people

cons

corruption
violence
poverty
bad politicians

no, its only a media thing

>>133468861
the best part are yucatan, mexico city, centre, and guadalajara.

I live in North.

>>133469010
we need texas and arizona.

>>133468515
Why are you guys so short

>>133469042
there must be a more reasonable way to deal with this problem

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>>133469042
How far do I have to drill for her to become a vegetable but still maintain a pulse?

>>133468849
>how do most mexicans feel about america/americans?
Great people, they even put someone on the moon and left their flag there
>how are mexican immigrants in america seen by ones still in mexico? Like losers
>pros/cons of living in mexico/being mexican?
Things are cheaper and people are nice
>is mexico as scary as it seems?
Nah, that's just the media exaggerating everything as usual

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>>133469087
because we are a mixed race.

>>133468831
Also, I'm from Texas. We've shared this state for almost 200 years. Almost every Mexican I've met is bro tier, and I don't mind living next door. Cartel and ms13 types can suck a fucking dick though. Niggers are the real problem.

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>>133468515
What is the best Airbnb near the airport in Mexico City?

How do I get mexican gf?

>>133469180
ms13 are from el salvador.

>>133469084
I take what I said back. Either Texas is American or it's Texas. Only two options.

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>>133468515

How good are you at landscaping and lawn care?

>>133469084
No you get SOCAL fags, the reality TV that would come from it would be A+, watching Hollywood elites being racist and hatting Mexican's would be a gift from god.

>>133469239
not watching anime nor play super nintendo

>>133468515
beaner roasties need to get in the border catapult. ratchet ass hoes.

>>133469210
I dont live in mexico city

>>133468515
Visiting pic related in Mexico next week git a few questions. 1- how do I stay safe? 2-Are Mexican grills too conservative to fugg a gringo ginger bong? 3- I like doing cocaine how easily can I get it in Mexico? 4-how harsh are your drug laws?

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>>133469481
Sorry forgot to post picture here it is

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>>133469092
>there must be a more reasonable way to deal with this problem

How does it feel that ICE is currently recruit in California in order to remove massive amounts of your invasive people from US lands and that a wall is going to be built so that they are no longer used as slave laborers?

>>133469481
>1- how do I stay safe
playa del carmen is safe for tourists. just stay in tourists areas and avoid take for a walk at night in shanty towns.

mexican grirls love all cocks.

very easy

>>133469599
you cant deport 50 M of illegals. you love to have slaves.

>>133469657
Do girls like gingers? I doubt there's a single ginger in Mexico

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>>133469782
hahahaahha, well In here is common to see ginger mexicans, I live in the whitest part in Mexico, in North,

yes, they love anglos

>>133468515

How does one make the perfect Taco?

>>133468515
Do Mexicans like Brits? I like Mexico tbqh good people better than yanks. Mexico is poor but very rich in culture opposite of USA

>>133469973
only mexicans can, sorry.

>>133469993
thanks, yeah, we dont like americans neither.

Mexico is the 11th richest country, the problem is that wealth is bad distributed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID3kpMRA-eE&t=2s

>>133469782
>Do girls like gingers? I doubt there's a single ginger in Mexico

I see Mexicans with auburn hair and freckles all the time.

>>133468515
Huge butts thick thighs. So classy.

>>133470127
Are you circumcised?

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What are immigration laws like in Mexico?

>>133470361
masturbation lead me to that.

>>133470385
only people from north america and europe can enter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeqzbalS9v8

CA anon here

Why do your women drop off so quick?

It seems that they stay hot for about 4 years and then go to shit?

>>133469993
Alright faggot, you wouldnt say that if you lived around spics

Have you started saving up to pay for the wall

why do you think you are special, pendejo

>>133470435
What kind of music do you listen to? Do you like norteno?

What's it like to be from the world's asshole?

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>>133468515
>ask a Mexican anything
what's Miriam been up to lately? still functional...?

>>133470531
1 penny.

>>133470550
because im white , indio chilango

why do your women look so nice but have such horrible teeth, even worst then the english.

>>133470435
I listen to rammstein, all rock bands from 80s and electro music.

>>133468515
Can I please go to Mexico and find myself a qt traditional young loyal housewife

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>>133470583
who is her.

>>133470743
just breed with white american woman, you are going to extinct soon.

>>133470817
I'm a fellow shitskin, a texican

>>133470731
Have you ever fucked a TJ ladyboy?

>>133470817
Blue eyes whites are already down to 16%.

>>133470896
Not yet. I dont like gonorrea.

>>133470817
Serious question javier

If you know Mexico is going to shit, why would you want to take over the U.S instead of just assimilate?

>>133470817
How easy is it for a meXican American to get chicks there?

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>>133470335
Classy women are shit. Pic very related

>>133470960
sauce?

>>133470993
how the fuck you know meine name?

be part of US.

>>133471034
>>133470993
very easy

>>133470529
I visited California bruv and I much prefer Mexicans,Puerto ricans, etc than yanks

>>133471086
What if I'm overweight, unattractive, and wear glasses?

>>133471180
but they love your dollars!

>>133471227
Do you like Vicente Fernandez

>>133471180
So pretty much your average yank then!

>>133471161
Puerto Ricans don't exist in CA.
Thers probably less than 20 of them.

Also, if that is true then the UK really is fucked.

I don't hate Mexicans and most of the ones that come here are fine, that being said, Mexico is a dangerous shit hole.

The average IQ of Mexico is 88 and there culture isn't that great.

>>133471161
moron. stay in england and prep your gf's islamic bull faggot.

>>133468709
>Stolen land

But you stole Mexico so isn't that a bit hypocritical?

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>>133471311
no

>>133471328
kek

>>133471365
it could be worse like africa.

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>>133471371
>using islamic as an insult

>>133471402
>But you stole Mexico so i

what do you mean leprechaun?

>>133471328

Mexico is the worlds fattest country my dude

how are the pointy boot parties? i really want to go to one but they arent many mexicans where i live :/

>>133471604
Doesn't have the bloated vile imperialist corporatist culture of the US of A though

>>133468515
whats the safest part of mexico for a gringo?

>>133471227
Are their Mexican SJW's?

>>133471365
I thought everyone hated Mexicans on /pol/ What's the reality?

>>133468515
Are you a Poland of America?

>>133471694
yucatan, san miguel de allende, los cabos, mazatlan, and guadalajara.

>>133468515
Why you send the darkies here but keep those girls?

>>133471746
we are the spain, poland, turkey, and philipinnes of America.

>>133471694
Texas

>>133471724
pol is different than reality.

>>133471692

>Be british
>Use imperialist as an insult

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>>133471724
Is your country worth a visit? Are ginger bongs welcome in venezuela? Would grills fugg me?

>>133471565
Sorry, I assumed you spoke Spanish / had Spanish ancestry.

So questions:
>What's it like to only speak languages known to natives of the Americas when everyone around you speaks Spanish / English?
>Do you hate the 99% of Mexicans that are of Spanish lineage?
>Do you believe that the Americas (north / central / south) should be rid of European influence and given back to the native populations?
>Do you even identify as "Mexican" since that country and it's boarders artificially grouped and segregated ancestral lands rightfully belonging to the indigenous peoples without any concern for their history?

>>133471724
Mexicans are kind of an odd group in CA.

So the majority of them are extremely hard working, massive family types and nice people who are generally laid back and a fun group.

The problem comes from the ones who aren't. Some end up joining gangs and/or dealing drugs. The scariest gangs are mexican ones, not black ones.

>>133471866
Absolute faggot

>>133471365
I don't have them but I strongly dislike them, especially the women and the way they act

>>133471869
yes, but I wasnt there pendeja jajaajaajja

What do you think of Spaniards?

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>>133468515
>north mexican woman
Post something better like pic related (she is from Monterrey, NL).

>>133471791
>philipinnes
Literally why, they used to be one of our provinces when Mexico was a viceroyalty.

>>133471991
Thank you for your genes.

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>>133471991
I think that is a great country, with great food and culture.

but they hate each other so much

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>>133468709
>muh land
>still no control over the lands you continue to hold

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>>133471791
Have a cold one, brother.

>>133471991
Don't know about Mexico but bongs like you. Your language sounds good. Then again English probably sounds good to non native ears

>>133472045
She does not look better than ops pic faggot she's not THICC

>>133471946
What?

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>>133468515
how come youre not in US of A

>>133471791
Ala verga weyy, aqui estoy yo, en un barra, pistiando, nariz lleno con perico y verga con mecos porque un vieja me mamo en la baño... de donde vienes culero?
t.un puto con raices de Mexicali y Ensenada viviendo en la ciudad de Barstow

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>>133472184
Why are all paddy grills super hot. Pic related

>>133468515
I really doubt you have anything interesting to say.

>>133468515
Age of consent in Mexiko?
How easy is it to make use of it?

>>133472056
>>133472045
What does the average Mexican think of Trump?

>>133469084
>we need texas and arizona

that's a bit silly, you'd only run it into the ground.

you can't into civilization that is above preying on people you capture in the outskirts of your city and slaughtering them atop a lesser pyramid

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>>133468709

>no because cartels are killing each other, they dont kill normal people.

>>133472523
The average Brit rightfully thinks he's a cunt

>>133472623
>you can't into civilization that is above preying on people you capture in the outskirts of your city and slaughtering them atop a lesser pyramid

we had civilization since 1492.

>>133469084
1-How are blacks viewed/treated in Mexico? 2- the same but Muslims

>>133472780
they are discriminated.

muslisms are ok here.

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>walk in
>see this
What do?

>>133472952
Any mosques there yet? Like a noticeable presence in your cities?

>>133473021
we dont have mosques

>>133473013
jerk off to octopus.

>>133473013
>mfw I have no face

>>133473013
Run.

>>133472769
then you should be able to sort yourselves out and fix your own shit

>>133468515
post more Mexislags

>>133468515
>tfw those girls would be white where I live

The girl on the left is fucking perfect

>>133472366
Everyone here is a 10/10 or a 2/10

No in between. We live a high risk high reward life.

>>133472184
He means that Mexicans, like Spaniards and Argentines, make a big show of honor and grievance but that's all a big show to hide the fact that they're cowardly opportunistic cockroaches trying to take things from the Anglo once they realize those things have value (usually because the Anglo gave them value)

>>133473121
This coming from a confederate fag. Go back to fugging your sister and drinking moonshine cletus

>>133471328
You realize the UK is literally as fat as America right? Which means you're MORE likely to meet a fat fuck white British person since the UK is 86% white meaning it's all you people being fat while in America the minorities drive up our score.

>>133473259
That's the same here m8 British women are either god teir or literal kys teir my dick doesn't know what to think

>>133473284
and play banjos in a trailer park.

>>133473284
>believing what he watches on the electronic jew

i bet you jerk it to Deliverance

>>133473368

Give a few years and they will all have to be covered by a burka anyway

>>133471724
He's probably fucking a mexican or something. Mexicans are cancer and have completely eroded the standards of the USA, especially in states out West that used to be the "most Americanest" states in terms of how prosperous they are. Luckily the east where I live is still nice and mostly beaner free.

>>133471851
The reality is that people view mexicans are gardening equipment and a nuisance

Do you hate your own language? Like i can't imagine it's appealing from a purely auditory position. Your chicas sound like fucking alarms over loud hailers every time i've heard them speak native.

>>133472184
He called you an idiot and laughed.

>>133469782
>>133469950
There are 60 million "white" people in Mexico, mostly in the North and West. The people in the south, genetically, are indios. The middle is filthy mixed race mongrels.

>>133469747
>50 million

We can gas them, then nuke your godforsaken country

>spics literally tempting fate
>will cry for mercy if we actually decide to kick their asses

>>133473542
I like my language.

dont you like it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OwW7WSm1T8

>>133473600
bingo!

>>133473542
(Not OP)
I do not hate Spanish, all tho, there are certain things that I don't feel I can openly/properly express as much as I can do in English.
That's my opinion, of course, cannot speak for every Mexican.

>>133473667

No i don't, and i explained why in my post. Thanks for the answer though.

>>133473705

Cheers for the answer. Any examples?

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>>133468709
>You stole our land

You fucking indio pendejo, go read a book about some real Mexican history, our first forms of government were fucking lazy and didn't give a fuck about the north territories, they were still peninsulars with Spanish influence that were just too fucking lazy to get shit done unlike U.S pioneers and European migrants arriving to the U.S.

They got what they deserved and lost all that land, also Santana being confident, undisciplined and dumb as fuck.

You dumb fucking shitskin, go to school.

>>133473759
you must hate italian too.

because spanish and italian are very close.

>>133473759
LOL Well, I'm a skinny short Mexican white guy who doesn't know how to properly talk smoothly to Mexican grills, but for some reason, I can express my thoughts more clearly in english, and find it much easier to talk to women. Maybe I have watched too much American TV.

>>133473851
ve a comer tu torta de tamal y tus grillos indio azteca.

>>133473975

It's slower and has a better lilt, Spanish seems on average much faster, comes with a way higher pitch and more rolling letters.

Like i've been yelled at in 3 languages and Spanish seems like it would drive men to the point of not wanting to fuck women all together just to avoid it.

>>133474405
>yelled at by women*

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>>133474187
>Retarded shitskin who doesn't know basic history about his own country fails to have an argument as expected

Te cogieron duro en la escuela pública verdad? Vete a leer un libro Brayan.

>>133474485
hijo de puta, acabo de pasar mecanica de materiales.

sabes que es?

>>133474405
>Like i've been yelled at by women in 3 languages and Spanish seems like it would drive men to the point of not wanting to fuck women all together just to avoid it.

True dat

>>133474542
>mecanica de materiales
>sabes que es?

¿Armar Legos?

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>>133474542
>Still doesn't have an argument
>Let me show you "muh education"
>Works in a shitty workshop with stolen car parts
>Probably from Neza
>Calls it mecánica de materiales
>No puede ni usar acentos

Not an argument. Please Brayan just stop, my fucking sides.

>>133474696
Es saber un chingo de estatica, trigonemtria, algebra y calculo. Que ingenieria estudias tu chilaquil jotolon?

FILOSOFIA Y LETRAS EN LA UNAM? jajajajajajajjajaja

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>>133474907
>Replying to the wrong poster

Brayan ya párale, ni usar acentos sabes. Just stop, holy shit

The spics are fighting now, any bets on when the knives come out?

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>>133474907
>FILOSOFIA Y LETRAS EN LA UNAM

>>133468515
Dear god. Where do you find women such as these.

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>>133475001
Mi PC es Americana, no tengo porque escribir bien castellano en una pagina en ingles.

Ambos son chilangos, indios y resentidos con el Norteño ario y superior.

>>133475110
LOL!

>>133471543

Are you saying that because you know that the UK pretty much is Islamic at this point?

>>133475150
>Ambos son chilangos, indios y resentidos con el Norteño ario y superior.

I'm actually from the north and have blue eyes.

>>133475124
In our degenerate country achmed.

>>133469168
Actually the 3 of them are mixed.

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>>133468709
>because you stole our land

nobody care about some shithole "muh give land back" shit

>>133475348
Cheers, you filthy spic.

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>>133475230
No I just don't lump all Muslims together with terrorists like some massive faggot

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>>133475150
>Still not an argument
>Excuses his lack of basic knowledge about his own language as "muh american pc"
>Calls other people indios despite being an obvious shitskin who doesn't even know basic history about his own country he's so "proud" about
>Literally everything that's wrong with México

Brayan ya párale lmao, mejor vete a la escuela a estudiar.

>>133475445
stfu alham and get this inbred incel out of ym eyes.

>>133475445

Are you aware that most Muslim women aren't like the few western porn pics you jack off to?

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Why are mamasitas so perfect?

>>133475445
Ignore them, brother.

>>133475444
why are you so mad muzzie?

No es Brayan, el nombre propio esta en ingles y se escribe Bryan. Un poco mas de cerebro es lo que necesitas antes de corregir a este Ingeniero.

why the brazilian girls tho

>>133468709
>Sleepy Gonzalez strikes with multiple idiot replies, throw double six or you take +20% brain damage before your next turn.
Pure BS on the cartels only killing criminals. Why lie?
Secondly how can America have stolen your land? You have been blessed by not being wiped out as you so evidently deserve.
You are owed nothing. Stay in Mexico.
If you had the whole USA as Mexico it would be a non productive shit hole you'd still be whining and sneaking into Canada making up Whitney voiced excuses for your uselessness and parasitic nature.

>>133475550
I don't wank off the hijabi porn m9 I simply don't hate an entire religious group and see them as one homogeneous blob

>>133475928
Spanish blood.

>>133475928
Now show me her feminine penis.

>>133475967
Yeah nice one mate. Beans taco burrito salsa to you too.

>>133468709
The cartels kill normal people all the time. WTF are you talking about?

>>133476072
tell me more about your ''food''

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>>133468709
> Muh Merico
Go fuck yourself spic bitch, I can't wait for ICE to pay you or your (((relatives))) a visit in the near future and you get to see those fucking cockroaches be hurled over the fucking TRUMP. WALL.
Besides if Mexico is such a great grand country to be proud of, how come all you fuckers crawl over the border as if you were running away from something.
It is ALMOST as if Mexico is entirely run by the cartels and you spic shit cockroaches illegally come to the US with not just the intent on surviving but also the intent on DESTROYING the US and turn it into yet another 3rd world shithole just like Mexico.
I hope the last thing you'll see in life is a fucking white d00de with a fucking moonman 'helmet' stomping your ass into a fucking mudpatch!
Fucking sub-human trashbag!!!111!!!11!!

>>133476029
>Whitney voiced
Sounds like a thing. But it's not. I typed 'whiney' and iOS did the old switcheroo on me.

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>>133475967
>Doesn't know Brayan is a meme we use to call shitskins in México
>Not even replying to the posts for obvious butthurt
>Still not an argument
>Still a fucking ignorant indio

>>133476159
It's shit. What else do you want to know?

>>133468515
Stop sending your people here. Also what happened there the night Trump won?

>>133476188
How the fuck you oppressed more than 90% of the world, if you are a bunch of cucks?

>>133468709
Imperialism bitch!

>>133476257
We tried to commit a massive suicide

>>133473851

Santana being undisciplined and dumb?
You know nothing of your History. But then again Santana was the representation of a Mexico that actually got killed... a Mexico that resembled Spain.

Also, the Peninsulares and their assimilated mestizos, were way better being annexed into the United States than being part of Mexico,

THAT IS WHY BEFORE U.S. CONQUERED NORTH MEXICO,
MOST OF NORTHERN MEXICO HAD ALREADY TRIED TO GET INDEPENDENT FROM MEXICO MORE THAN ONCE!!!

Stop pretending that anyone but recent immigrants wanted the lands of California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas being controled from Mexico City.

Nor did the people of Chihuahua or Nuevo León, Sonora or Taumalipas...

Mexico is shit, and it became readily apparent that Mexico was going to be shit since the mid 1830s...

>>133476310
Because we're not indio, like yourself.

>>133468515
How do yo prepare and top your hotdogs?

>>133476257
>what happened there the night Trump won?

We created a whole new holiday to celebrate how happy we are that we are not the US.
The new holiday is called Trumpanidad.
You are welcome to celebrate Trumpanidad with us, friendo.

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>>133468515

Do you still call us gallegos? Or just gringos?

Is crime still a thing? selling snow to americans isn't a crime, I mean the stupid gang shit

Would a mexican cutie marry me for more than the money?

>>133476385
I can legit see that.

>>133476568
Sorry. I'm going to be on the other side of the wall.

>>133468515
Why are all your women fat as fuck

>>133473013
>What its like to chew 5 Gum.

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>>133476821
You gonna miss the tacos and the free pussy that we give away on Trumpanidad

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>>133468515
why are you undoubtedly the most ugliest race on earth.

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>>133469084
REMEMBER THE ALAMO BITCH

>>133476692
>Gallegos
Haven't heard that in years, most of the time we just call 'em gringos.

>Is crime still a thing?
As much as it is in any other country. Usually the people that you see been killed in Mexico are most of the time involved with narcos and shady shit like that. If you don't mess with nobody, nobody is gonna mess with you.

>>133477209
The Alamo was an inside job.
Read a fuckin book ya twat

>>133476036

Great, thanks for not posting it anymore by the way.

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>>133469010
>Bakersfield
That's way too south, ese

>>133476162
>if Mexico is such a great grand country to be proud of, how come all you fuckers crawl over the border as if you were running away from something.

Mexican pride is one the most hilarious shit's I have ever witness.

If you watch "soccer" and their fans always finding excuses to shit on each other you realize they have no morals. The term "pride" is nothing more than a pretense for violence. As well as the full on ignorance they have. School is essentially viewed as a way to keep kids away as they do their work or indulge in shady activities.

>>133477712
What about the missing bus of dead students, who did they mess with .

>>133478711

>bus of dead students

wtf are you talking about? m8
I mean, when things like that happen, we usually blame the government, which is also the truth. So yeah, the government did it.

>>133478711
They were protesters, the government doesn't like protesters. The government kills protesters.

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>>133476445
>Santana being undisciplined and dumb?

If you don't call "undisciplined" the fact of sending your troops to rest as you were about to crush the enemy at the most decisive battle for Texas and get your troops gangbanged as you were asleep because you were stupidly confident they wouldn't attack, I'm afraid your definition of "undisciplined" is a little retarded.

Read about San Jacinto.

And the rest of your rant doesn't even make sense, Penninsulars were ruling México from the center and they were too lazy to give a fuck about what was happening in the North were U.S and European migrants were already being settled avoiding all Mexican laws and also because of U.S propaganda,

They got what they deserved for being too lazy, read a book.

>>133468515
I prefer Mexico to the U.S. honestly. You're a shithole full of non-whites but it least you aren't deluded in to thinking your a white utopia like the yanks. I'm also fond of the way you intertwine fervent Catholicism with more pagan belief systems.

>>133468515
Most of those chicas my hombre that made my dick twitch

>>133468515

Why so much crime, Mexico?

>>133468709
>stole your land
Try conquered, you're lucky we didn't take everything down to the DF in the Mexican-American war. And by the way we were also nice enough to buy that land from you in the Gasden Purchase. Learn some fucking history before you make stupid b8

>>133468888
Lel

>>133468515

Why is your country a failed state?

let me guess your answer:
>cause America, waaaah

also, sage, faggot.

>>133468515

Are your people aware that your president is financed by drug cartels?

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>>133468515
Where are my hubcaps?

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>>133470817
>who is her.
her is Miriam -- mexicalli rose trap made famous through reality TV (Big Brother, AU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6dhPbCifhM

>>133473461
Zinged em'

>>133468515
Why are you so short

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>>133483727
These times are so worse than the middle ages. Worse than paleolithic.
It's utter crap

What percentage of you Mexican whores actually have a job?
Now I don't mean sucking some rich guy's dick for rent money. I mean an actual job where you have to contribute to society?
That's a interesting word: society. Hopefully, you understand. Fucking grease monkeys.

is there a truthful documentary that you can recommend about cartels and drug problems?

>>133469084
>pros
>culture
>friendly people

>cons
>corruption
>violence

wut

>>133468709
>stole
they conquered your ass all the way down to veracruz
maybe if they weren't such sporting chaps in fucking GIVING some of your fucking land back you beaners wouldn't have to jump the border since you'd already be in a superior country

>>133473013
>when you nut and she keep suckin

>>133479970
Corruption, politicians gave our country to cartels.

>>133468807

They're the product of race-mixing. It's an established phenomenon

>>133477069
>what are abbos

>>133481294
Yes, in fact the PRI is the most corrupted and nasty party in mexico, they work with cartels to eliminate their enemies,

>>133474696
>Mecánica de materiales
>Una de las materias más fáciles con que sepas unas fórmulas y principios básiicos de estática
Wow Brayan, qué impresionante. Luego me vas a decir que puedes leer 20 páginas en una hora.

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>>133475124
Only in the north, and Jalisco.

>>133475150
>Se va inmediatamente al argumento de "Soy blanco y tu no xD"
Podrías estar más infectado por la cultura gringa? En unos años vas a estar hablando del privilegio blanco en México.
>>133486195
Jalisco best state btw, where my tapatío nibbas @

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>>133477069
>what are eskimos
>what are niggers
>what are kikes
>what are arabs
>what are pajeets.

fucking kek.
you fell for the (((media))) meme that all mexicans are shitskins.
40% white and rising.
not even counting the mestizos that are fair skinned but have shitskin eyes.

t.visit mexico during the summer and winter and bang girls like this

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>>133469084
>Yucatán
Fuck off, we're full.

>>133473021
Muslims are ok because we have a ridiculously small amount of them, and even then there's a masiive prejudice since people think that Islam breeds mostly terrorists. I think there's only 1 or 2 old mosques in the entire country.

>>133479189
Really??? Fugg I thought Enrique Peña Nieto was squeaky clean!

if a white guy wanted to fuck one of those op pic girls, what would be the best approach or line? or are those girls racist idiots and anti-white?

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>>133489541
brown girls love white guys

>>133485379
Get off your arse and take it back then. you have guns don't you? Raise hell and go to war with the cartels!

>>133468709
dude you stole spanish land for about 20 years. then lost it by trying to invade the usa. fucking asshole idiot bean. fuck. no wonder your women eye fuck me all day. you are all retarded. and ya, you only send us the millions of bad hombres and legions of fatties damnit wtf.

>>133468709
fucking reqoncuista shit, just send us your hottest women and take your naco/indeo scum back and we might give you some more land

>>133468515
How dangerous is it? Have you brushed up against cartel?

>>133486195
Donde ai las chicas mas eleectricas?

>>133486195
Y que no sean buchonas

>>133470494
rampant genetic diabetes, because they are all mexicant hill trolls DNA-wise. 1 pic of canelo doesn't change that.

>>133471724
any male worth a damn over the age of 15, 18 for the rest of the USA- knows beaners are the invasive species taking over our lands

>>133472064
good factual shit bro. my senpai was bushwacking apaches and spics in tucson in the early days. native americans down there h a t e mexicants, for good fucking reason. funny how they teamed up with apache to fuck the spics. geronimooooooo. wild west shit baby.

>>133483727
I can't find porn of her plz help! When I search in her name I get nothing

>>133476162
Damn dude. They're far better than what infests your country. We can actually date/fuck their girls without dealing with their brothers and their families are actually friendly to us. What inspired that spergout (I mean that respectfully)? Did you visit Cali and meet a bunch of cholos or you're just an American abroad?

>>133468709
Fuck you for defending cartels. Hope they kill you.

>>133468515
How much does it cost to get a decent looking prostitute to pack a gram of cocaine up your ass in Puerto Vallarta? Asking for a friend.

>>133468515
stay out of my territory

I literally see this fucking thread every two weeks

>>133470556
Fuck off chink go eat a dog somewhere else cunt

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>>133468515
Why is it that the Average North Mexican Woman looks like this?

>>133468515
Are you in favor of castizo futurism?

>>133468840
Mexicans are a bunch of drunk sexual deviants

I have talked to multiple mexican women who were shockingly open about being sexually abused by their family members

There's a reason why you see so many illegals arrested for alcohol and sex related crimes

>>133468515
Where do i get one of those thicc cholas?

>>133476162
Another terrible post made by a dane subhuman

>>133491717
What's the word for a mestizo octaroon? Is there one?

>>133491905
the gutter

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Why do you treat immigrants so badly yet complain when the usa doesnt give you gibs

>>133468515
when are we invading venezuela ?

>>133492046
yes there's one:
Average North Mexican Woman

>>133468709
>muh land

bitch we won that land fair and square in a war, and we even paid you for it during peace negotiations

>>133475928
>a plate of pig slop for "food"
b-b-b-b-b-bbut muh tt-t-t-tacos

>>133468515
Can a Slav get Mexican gf ?
Do you like Slavs ?

>>133468515
why do latinas look sexy when 20 but turn into decrepit hags by 32?

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>>133468888
Top kek

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>>133492942
You think you're on the same level as the Average North Mexican Woman? fuck off ivan

>>133468515
why do your girls have the most annoying cackle?

>>133468515
Do your females like whiteys? I was talking to a womanlet qt spic girl who is kinda degenerate but I stood her up on a """date""" from having terrible shits and sweats from a hangover.

Any advice on wut do?

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>>133493046
>wh*te

dropped

>>133491289
I need some links for a mate

>>133468709
>>133468579
because you stole our land
"Because we were kicked out of land we stole from native americans and our army is still salt about being whopped by a bunch of rednecks with pea shooters."

>>133468582
no
"No, we fuck our second cousins."

>>133468615
no
"No, it is an Aztec tradition to take selfies of ones self with your booty short asses pointed out."

>>133468663
no because cartels are killing each other, they dont kill normal people.

"No because the cartels kill students, politicians, and law enforcement. They don't bother with puntas and chulo wanna-bes. We are safe."
There. Fixed that for you.

>>133468515
How much do those 3 girls cost?
I'd like to buy.

>>133492942
Yes you can no problem, get that brown booty

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>>133469168
Race? You think you are a fucking race? WOW....TIL Mexican schools suck.

>>133493883
>not knowing how to greentext
You must leave this place

>>133468515

why did you post some gatas indias de mierda in your pic OP?

>>133468579

they just leave because they think they can be "rich in America while being complete and full morons".
And unlike OP said, Americans didn't "steal our land"...we gave it willingly

>>133468582

no

>>133468615

OP DEFINITELY is, you can just judge by his pic where he thinks those girls are "hot"

>>133468663

not me, I live in Mexico City, no cartel violence here

>>133469210

lol dude wtf, just stay at the airport hotels

>>133469239

getting an india is you're a blond American is a piece of cake, they view you as Gods. If you want a good Mexican girl it won't happen as we see you as scum

>>133469973

you need real tortillas to start, not that Taco Bell shit

>>133493915

I could probably fuck those three girls by taking them to a nice club and spending no more than 2500 pesos (140 dollars). They are white trash equivalents

>>133468515
Do you prefer tacos, burritos or enchiladas?

>>133471866
Sure if you wanna get shot, like your pic related

>>133494632

tough one, it depends on how drunk I am

>>133493194

nacas/indias do, normal upper class Mexican girls look for European descendants

>>133492979

Latinas like OPs pic are nigger-tier

>>133489851

Zero dangerous. I could go for a walk holding 10K dollars at 3AM in my neighbourhood and the most dangerous thing I'd get would be a "good night sir"

Indios, gringos, or niggers.

You get to exterminate one. Which one do you choose and why?

>>133494651
I don't even know who pic related is?

>>133495023

Indios without thinking it twice

>>133495084
Good man.

>>133494632
tacos.

I'm going to make another thread explaining the two types of Mexicans.

Mexican women only seek for money and status.

>>133495836
So...they're women.

>>133495594
>I'm going to make another thread explaining the two types of Mexicans.

But why? No-one cares and you can just explain it here anyway.

>>133468515
How much AiDS is you?
How many cocks did you have in your greasy culo at once?
Kys

>>133468837
> Might makes right.

That is the fucking stupidest things I've ever heard. So if you own your own house, and I come along with my 10 friends and we take it off you, does that now mean that we own your house? Of course it doesn't.

>>133496356
you're in it and I'm not, so I'd say so, yes.

>>133496356
Daily reminder:
mexico is stolen land.
You have to go back to Spain.
- t natamer

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https://www.instagram.com/ahlaninha/?hl=en

that spic bitch you posted in the OP.
hnnnnnnnngggggg

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>>133496356
>if you own your own house, and I come along with my 10 friends and we take it off you, does that now mean that we own your house?
*ahem* Worked for you for 200 years or so, dad.

>>133472523
Its quite mixed actually, at the contrary of what mainstream media whant´s to make you believe the average mexican its either:

a)Doesnt care, we have our fair share of problems locally than get worried about who says who against the mexican in a nother part of the world.

b)Your tipical leftist response that he hurt our feefees

c)Actually respect the guy because, one thing that alot of people seems to forget about mexican culture its that we respect people who have a lot balls to do shit, theres even quite a huge group of people that says that we need someone like him to get rid of our corrupted goverment.

Quite varied actually.

Just remember that a mexicans worst enemys are always another mexican.

>>133497336
She is brazilian

>>133477040
Nobody wants your corn wrapped slime or clap infested whores but you and your amigos, Pedro.