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>>133456894
Mcdonalds?

>>133456894
Leftist propoga trying to get us to watch CNN again because their ratings are in the shitter

>>133457016
I'm not going to be specific, it could put me in danger.

You can trust me
>I used to be NEET
>Was recruited for my razor sharp intelligence and financial mastery
>Mother helped me pull a few strings

I was one of you and now I'm a key player

>>133457244
Ok you have filled up your 5 stars on your Mcdonalds badge then?

>>133457244
Pepe is eating Maccas so I am just assuming lol

>>133456894
Ok, well thank you for the warning. Is there anything that we should do to prepare?

>>133456894
>OP is a cashier at McDonalds

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>>133456894
Which channel?

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>>133456894
so you're a cashier at McDonalds?
if yes cool me too

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>>133457365
>>133457486
>>133457675
I'm not saying where I work, it's not safe. But rest assured, I am well compensated for my efforts at this organization. Veryyy well compensated

>>133457399
What the fuck are you on about?

>>133457415
Yes. Be ready to get up early.

>>133457509
No. they wouldn't dare harm me. I'm too important. They get rid of me their entire cash flow operation is screwed. And I'm the only one willing to do the dirty work too

>>133457634
All of them. Not kidding. This will be BIG

>>133456894
Can you give more detail.

>LARPing has someone LARPing as big deal corporate exec instead of a McDonalds cashier

pretty meta

Long as my tendies are warm I just dont care about anything anymore

>>133457244
>being more specific could put me in danger
>tell life story
2/10 LARP

>>133457812
Maccas = Mcdonalds in Aussie land.
So Pepe is Eating Mcdonalds chips

Real question.

Are we Safe? Should we be scared

Bad larp writing betrays author's youthful inexperience more than anything 4/10

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>>133456894
Let's say you aren't LARPing. If this major event is coming, and your corp. knows about it, stands to reason other corps. do? Also if there is a major event we need to be ready for, If we wait til it's on the news, will be too late to prepare? I think you are Larping, but if you aren't, give us more data.

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>>133457812
should i quit my job at mcds? iv been an employee for 2 years and im still in the same position i was when i started im not even a team leader

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>>133456894
happeningfags are the worst when they larp like this faggot

>>133456894
inb4 "Would you like fries with that?" is being changed to something else

>>133456894

so wal-mart is finally going down for drug trafficking.. noice

>>133457486
And smarter than half the people in this thread.

>>133456894
>I work for a MAJOR company
McDonald's
>Huge announcement
French fries with avocado

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>>133456894
My singles confirm that this is fake.

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>>133457842
I can only say this: it's going to be BIG. Every major tv, radio and internet channel will be talking about it.

>>133457989
I just want you guys to know you can trust that I'm one of you. A secret intellectual, who's talent has finally been recognized. Besides, there's far more to me than just what I've told you. I have specific....interests, shall we say? Philosophy, literature, art. See pic related

>>133458059
I don't know. It will hit and it will hit hard. Are you ready to get up early?

>>133458185
No, no, I'm one of the few at my corporation that knows. I don't know if our competitors know, or if they can even compete. I've kept quiet, but 4chan is safe to tell. Here I'm protected.

>>133458241
I-I don't know what you're talking about

>>133458356
>>133458442
JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T SAY. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU PEOPLE

Get up early and do what?! Get the family ready and in the car to get out of town?

I'm already shorting AAPL

>>133458761
Or just wake up early and watch CNN?

The return of the McRib!!!

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>>133458641
So, we need to wake up early and watch TV? Don't need to buy ammo, or put all our sheckles into precious metals? You aren't really helping your buds much here.

>>133458641
Jesus, should I load the guns and fill the bathtub? How serious is this? Like, riots?

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>>133458641
You will never order from a human being at McDonalds ever again

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>>133456894
Can I get a side order of fries and do you guys still do super size you know what I'm trying to cut back I'll just take 4 mcdoubles ketchup Only God help you if I find onions.

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>>133458862
YOU JUST NEED TO BE READY, HOLY SHIT
Cash on hand. You're going to need it. I promise, if you pay attention to ANY kind of media, you will hear about it

>>133456894
If you were so high and mighty you wouldn't type like an average autist. You'd type like someone with a master's degree.

>>133456894
anon dont ruin the last day of my vacation =(

>>133458641
If you are trying to help you need to be way more specific.

Telling something random is gonna happen with a big company and wake up early isn't any help.

>>133459128
Trust me, I am VERY high up on the "food chain" (heh) of this company. I handle the PHYSICAL capital that's CRUCIAL to this company. I also handle the product. Without me, this company would be dead

>>133459188
IT'S ALL I CAN SAY

Paypal?

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>>133458641
well should i quit or not im actually having an existential crisis

>>133459127
Cash on hand! And you wait til mere hours before "early"? to help us?

You are the opposite of helpful. Honestly how are people supposed to get large amounts of cash in the middle of the night?

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>>133456894
>I work for a MAJOR company.

I work for myself (I'm a plumber and gas fitter). I serve literally about 2000 people. I employ 4 staff - two plumbers, an electrician and a secretary/clerk. We work tirelessly to install showers, heating systems, clear guttering and ensure good water pressure.
I'm a key player in my organisation.

My secretary works tirelessly to ensure the right people here are getting paid. She handles all the payroll and literally average sums of money.

The point is: always use certified and qualified people for all your heating, water flow, bathroom installations etc.

You have been warned, OP.

>>133458641
>intellectual
>who's
You guys are fucking retarded i swear. The older i get the more i grow out of this larp snowflake bullshit.

>>133459317
It's 2am on the east coast.

Say something more specific or I'll just write you off as the preteen you are.

>>133456894

O SHIT NIGGA IS IT MCRIB TIME?

>>133459317
Tumblr dogs coins ya meem. Coin in a futur

>>133456894
No specifics... hmm sounds like your full of shit OP

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>>133456894
I don't use paypal pal.

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>>133457244
>razor sharp intelligence and financial mastery
needs mom to pull some string

>>133459262
Mcdonalds rolls out delivery services worldwide
>/thread

>>133459262
Implying there's a food chain that serves one seventh of the world's population or more that for some reason knows a huge apocalyptic secret?

>major player in this corporation
>can't give details as I will be in danger
>corporation can't get rid of me as I am the only one capable of doing these specific duties

1/10 LARP. OP is a faggot of the highest order.

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Alright guys, you broke me down.

ON JULY 23, 2017, my McDonalds location is getting a new ice cream machine and I'm also working the early shift on that day so if you come by and say you're from /pol/ I'll get you a discount on ice cream.

God help me...I need to leave now. It's not safe. If they find out I told you guys I'm done for.

Godspeed /pol/, Godspeed

>>133457244

be more specific. what industry at least.

more details on the 'announcement' as well. is private info being made public? is a service being cut off? is the price of something increasing?

drop some clues and shit

>>133456894
who does shitburger have by the balls?

employees, those sad ppl who hate to do a good job and tend to spit and shit into the food

>bankruptcy
noice
they'll just restructure a few eazy loans for billions and walk away with golden parachutes while the workers all get the daily layoffs
then they'll get bought for cheap by some shitty company who'll shove a stick up the ass of the dead company and wave it around till they've made enough then boom another bankruptcy

no happy meal today = no food poisoning
who needs a shitty company that doesn't give a crap about what their workers do? not me

>>133456894
Holy shit OP Are they bringing back McDonald's Pizza?

>>133459671
FAGGOT
A
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Shadilay b-brothers..

>>133457365
Best post I've seen all day

>>133457365

whats a mcdicks badge

>>133459342
I'll wake up early to schedule an appointment for my leaking sink. thanks anon, you're the best one here

>>133456894
Go to bed LARP faggot

>>133456894
The french fries are cooked in palm oil which will cause cancer in the bodies of anyone who eats them within 10 years.

>>133459671
so should i quit? do you like your mcds job? because this shitty job is fucking driving me insane, i hate all of my spic co workers and all the costumers smell like piss

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>>133459671
KK I'LL BE THERE THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP MAKING WITHRAWALS RIGHT NOW

McDonalds is putting the McRib back on the menu July 23rd...?

>>133459671
Holy shit thanks OP I just sold all of my assets and invested in gold
Do you guys take gold as payment?

>>133459928
Eventually all McD's will be robots. Maybe one white guy or asian to monitor everything.

>>133458882
You can't seriously belive this shitposter can you
It's obviously some kid pretending to be more than the literal nothing he is

His corporation has made contact with an extraterrestrial civilization, we are not alone! The many species that compromise humanity, we are not alone in this universe!!!!

>>133460064
>maybe one guy

and he'll probably make sure everyone gets food poisoning
sounds like no change a-comin' a-tall

>>133456894
Screencapped. I will remember you anon.

>>133458641

shares up or down

>>133459928
You gotta work up the ranks like I did. Do some dirty work for them, and then BAM, you're a key player like I am.

all day breakfast is getting pulled?

>>133459375
It's still fun to laught at them though

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>>133456894
YOU WORK FOR THE US FEDERAL RESERVE AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE THE VALUE OF THE US DOLLAR FROM BEING WORTH 1 OF ITSELF TO 0 OF ITSELF!!

POSITIVE INTEGERS OF REPETITIVE QUALITY WILL CONFIRM

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOk8M83IcQ

Poor OP, either he is has given up his LARP or he has given up trying to help us :/ I blame the Jews.

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>>133460137
>wtf
all i've been seeing lately is a lot of price hikes all over the place. everyone is raising prices because no matter how much money they have..
..ITS NEVER ENOUGH
>shitposter
yeah it's probably bullshit but it livened things up for a minute, dinnit

>>133459569
Op is a murderer because I'm going to die now that I have no sides

>>133460380
key player? iv been cleaning toilets and handling cash that smells funny for 2 years and i get paid jack shit whit Mexicans who dont even speak English move up to team leader

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>>133456894
>I work for a MAJOR company. We serve literally billions.
>Why have I declined to list where I work? Because it could put me in danger.

>>133457812
is this something good or something bad for us?

should we be preparing for it is what I'm saying

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>>133460613
Exactly. Buddy listen, I don't have time to hear your whining. I make fucking BANK. I run this god damn company. Without someone smart and intelligent like me to handle their cash flow, they'd be sunk. And yeah, I clean the bathrooms every once in awhile

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>>133458641
/

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>>133458641
when is your corporation going to do a segment on Jewish Crash?

>pepe

I have a lot of bladder pressure too but I"m not going to wait a week before I announce it

>>133457244
>one of you.
Ok so employed and independent at 16 years old.
Fought MMA from 18-24.
Never a NEET.
Mother is mentally ill and I support her financially.
Welcome to /pol/ don't believe the hype. 4/10 larp and don't forget, you're here forever.

Just wait til Burger King gets ahold of this information.

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>>133461012
YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING DARE

>>133456894
>We serve literally billions.
lmao there aren't even that many people on earth

>>133461012
just wait for the Burger King shill to arrive ITT

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>>133458641
>you can trust that I'm one of you
Try harder
Faggot/10 + Sage/911

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>>133460841
>I clean the bathrooms every once in awhile

>>133456894
Filing under "nigga plz"

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>>133456894


>mfw OP and everyone else here goes to jail for Insider Trading Secrets.

Tell us more OP, please, I am invested heavily in Major companies.

Sell my stock now, or wait it out?

>>133457244
That's not how the world works
>t.an actual player

>>133456894
OP Could also be a key player for an ISP with all the net neutrality talk going on.

>>133459671
Will a lot of people die?

>>133456894
Monsanto?

>>133461408
Buddy, this game ain't about what you know, but who you know. You don't know shit. I'm making bank + benefits

>>133456894
July 23 is a Sunday, why would an announcement come early on a Sunday?

>>133459303
Don't get worked up over some fucking ruse man, chill

>>133457244
>Now I'm a key player
So do you run the register by the window or up front? I personally like the inside, since it's less of a rush and feels more personal, you know?

>>133457812
>Well compensated
>Free meals
>Be up early
>Breakfast meal
>It's going to be BIG
Sure thing, Mac.

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>>133457244
>because fast food giants hire 0 experience nobodies with no qualifications to fill key accounts positions

You're a faggot. Go get me some nuggets shitkicker.

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>>133459002
I can't fucking wait. The machine takes my order fast as I can give it, won't fuck it up, give me the wrong change, and I won't have to wait for Ja'blumbquanisha to figure out how to modify a simple order, and

>>133456894

If it's going to be major, what is having cash in hand going to have anything to do with making sure we're ready?

>>133464135
Already got them here in Canada. Humans still fuck up your order though.

>>133464185
Stock market crashes? Banks might freeze accounts for safety

>>133459671

Goddamn you.

>>133457244
>MacMomalds
kek

this thread is retarded