Man told by wife to sleep on couch, dies

>>133455997

You forgot the best part op.

SHES NOW FUCKING HIS BROTHER!

>>133456155
ie: she already had been

Couches are a death sentence. Most people are unaware. Never fall asleep in such a potentially lethal position.

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>started screaming 'your dad's dead!'
rofl

>>133456155
>NOW

You um mean openly?

>>133456348
What? How are couches deadly?

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>>133456358
>started screaming 'your dad's dead!'
mfw i read that

>>133456155
wow no shit, i thought you were memeing

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4684890/Mother-banished-husband-sofa-dead.html

>>133455997
>>133456348
>>133456662
Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES.

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>>133455997
>The couple met in 2007 and tied the knot in 2010, after which Mr Murrell adopted Ashley’s daughter Morgan, 14, and the couple had twins Mikey Junior and Lisa in 2013.
Never marry a single mother.

>>133455997
> The couple met in 2007 and tied the knot in 2010, after which Mr Murrell adopted Ashley’s daughter Morgan, 14, and the couple had twins Mikey Junior and Lisa in 2013.

every single time

Should men just not get married? Are women more likely to cuck their men when they get a ring?

>>133456303
>>133456527

Well we all know she was but she never openly admitted it. But yes.

>>133456662
Couches cause 98% of couch related deaths each year, bro. It's serious.

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I mean do people just die on couches in their 30's like that? He had spinal arthritis, not liver cancer.

SHE'S A BLACK WIDDER AND SHES AFTER HIS KIN

>>133455997
Stress is a killer. This is why I keep the peace. It's only stressful if you believe in the fantasy of love. If you accept the reality that we are biological creatures driven by programming to fall in love to fug, it's easy to enjoy life for what it is.

Never marry a non-virgin.

>>133457026
Once you got her married you HAVE to put babies in her.

>>133455997
Personally, I *always* sleep better alone. I stay asleep longer, dream more, and don't get as hot. It's just a higher quality sleep all around.

I think a lot of people feel the same, and we should really wage war against the notion of sleeping with our partner out of some obligatory romance when we're sacrificing sleep quality.

>>133456348
Mate...I am worried. Have been on the couch all week, cos apparently I am in the shit for not finishing the house reno's etc etc. Despite paying for everything, and having a very time consuming career.
I could die tonight....and then my excessive life insurance would finally be used.
I don't have a brother though...
Who will shag my ex qt14 wife and spend my money???

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>>133456986
>that long hair
god damn that's hot

>>133457617

Couch, fuckwit?

How dare you. How *dare* you.

Regards,
Slept on cushions on the floor and she started it.

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>>133456155

Oh come on, obviously he was just supporting her through her grief. She was obviously very, very depressed. I mean, just look at her.

>>133455997
>dyed hair
>fake eyebrows
>1000 cock stare

He ignored the red flags and stuck his dick in crazy, it was doomed to fail. Pol is always right.

>>133457382
She ended up having twins with him
>>133456986

I also know a guy who finally had a kid with a chick and got married and she left him soon after.

>>133456986
>Woman has 14 year old daughter
The woman was just an excuse to nail her 14 year old daughter.

>>133457981
Cucked by your own brother after working that hard.
Fuck these roasties.
This is why I have started going to church.

>>133455997
>working 16 hour days
>so you can go to Disney every year and take a trip to Prague

What an idiot, literally killing himself for holidays (to places that aren't even that expensive and could easily be budgeted for with reasonable working hours)

>>133457379
Thank god for gay marriages. We all can find our own virgins to marry!

>>133458360

bros a bit of a traitor tbqhwyf

>>133457845
I know what you are saying....
Hopefully she will get the shits and leave.
Then I can spend all my dosh on motorbikes and piss and shag single mums.

>>133458605

I have a potential scorcher

"Yea, well WOMAN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN"

triggers mine every time

>>133458360

He was a fucking retard though. Just look at the face of that bitch and tell me if it doesn't have "gold digger" written on it.

>>133455997
>back problems after he snapped his shit up in the gym

damn, this guy couldn't catch a break.

>>133457379
It's illegal to marry preteens.

>>133457981
Poor fool Chris

>>133455997
>let you
fuck men today are fucking broken

Why can't I find an actual cause of death anywhere?

>>133458748
You think retarded degenerate preteens aren't out there trying their damndest to have sex with each other despite not being fully developed all because even children's media promotes degeneracy as early as possible? We live in a shitty world lad.

>>133457988
>1000 cock stare

I will add this to my vocabulary.

>>133456155
The brother is maybe more of a slut than her

>>133455997
>16 hour shift

How the fuck is that legal? Is that actually legal in burgerland? wtf you people are slaves

>>133456155
You misspelled "slowly killing"

>>133458820
what was his other option? getting divorced and possibly spending even more on her than before because of alimony and child support?

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>>133456358
>>133456684
Awesome wife, awesome mother.

>>133457617
>Who will shag my ex qt14 wife
Your best friend chad

>>133455997
why do we care? stupid fuck killed himself just to please some whore who never gave a single fuck about him. no one to blame but himself and he got exactly what he deserved

>>133455997
You know things are fucked in society when I, as a NEET, can say that I pity married men and people who work excessively. Shouldn't be like this.
Anyone else know this feel?

>>133457981
>sitting together
>watching a dvd of a family camping trip when bro was around
>smiling
>eyes tearing up
>she unzips my pants
>one hand cradled around my balls
>she licks around my peehole until my member begins to throb and rise
>she commences oral
>I look up
>Bros face is looking directly into the camera
"Mummy and daddy, and bro I love you all, i love yooooooooooou hehehe"
>I cry and then cum into his widows mouth

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>>133456155
Probably the whore was pushing the guy to get more and more money to afford fancy shit. And now she is with his brother, what a fucking bitch.

>>133458605
I got a Ducati, it's my waifu.

My wife got all bitchy one night because she didn't want sex when I am busy trying to save the white race. Told me to sleep on the couch so I printed out my states divorce paperwork and left it on my side of the bed. She came and got me before I had even reached the couch.

If we aren't sleeping in the same bed, there is no reason to be married.

>>133459024
its all part of the pan. gain massive debt, earn less, work more. serf is our final form.

truth is many places wont allow it. the government takes a fuckload of taxes on overtime pay so its not worth it. its the gubmants way of telling you to not work so hard.

>>133455997
he's got a bad case of sanpaku

>>133459024
Those hours are also common in Croatia and Serbia, and South Korea, although of course I avoid them.

>>133459024
>Work at factory with 12 hour shifts 3 days a week in a weird schedule
>Several people mentioned working with the opposite shift on their off days
>One guy mentioned working every day for two weeks straight
>Still only make about $18 an hour for overtime

>>133455997
>"man-up" as society tells you to and marry a single mother, help raise her child
>things are going ok, good-looking wife who you love and two healthy kids who you work hard to raise right and give everything you never had
>but wife becomes cold and distant over time, no matter how hard you work and how much you provide for her
>worried she might be falling out of love, worried she might even consider being unfaithful...
>decide to "man-up" once again, bust your ass at work to prove you're a worthwhile man and husband
>plan to take her on an amazing anniversary trip to prague
>once she sees how hard you've worked to make her happy, that spark of love will surely reignite and it'll be just like it was at the beginning... right?
>wife is mad you're working too long and emotionally neglecting her
>throws a tantrum and refuses to let you sleep in the bed that night
>once again, "man-up", suck it up, and sleep on the couch for the night
>die

>>133459024
I thought this couple were Britfags, not Burgers.

>>133455997
Lol if this faggot had any real balls he'd shoot a shotgun up that bitches vagina instead of dying in his sleep like a fag

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Beardsley McBeard is dead!!!

Fuck this world

>>133459495
Savage. I like it.

>>133458861
He choked it was clearly written.

>over-weight faggot with gyno and sleep apnea from being fat as fuck dies because he slept on his back instead of his side

This is why sleep and not eating like a pig is important.

>>133459235
lol. Good luck to him...I said ex qt for a reason.
That was 4 white children born for the cause ago...

>>133459556
I've never once slept on the couch after a fight with a woman. Fuck that noise, if she wants to be petty she can also be uncomfortable. Put the foot down lads, sleep is important.

>>133459661
Choked on what?

>>133459024
It's common in East Asia, that's we have the word “karoshi”, death by overwork, it's not even news to us

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>>133459570
"Modern" culture normalizes the wife making the husband sleep on the couch, in commercials and movies, as if it's this cute thing. Problem is, if you do that, you're signaling that your wife can take another man into the bed. But if you make HER sleep on the couch if she insists on sleeping in different rooms (how immature), you're establishing yourself as the alpha dawg in the house. She won't leave you, in fact she'll realize it's a PRIVILEGE to be with you.

>>133455997
Dis nigga shoulda been listening to old Patrice O'Neil clips

>>133459457
I had one...:(
A 900ss.
Sold it for reno purposes.
However, as I mainly ride track now it is not a big issue. Still got my old classic Kwaka's for old man racing and an Aprilia RSV4 for shits and giggles. All are well hidden in sheds outside our "home".

>>133459254
The problem is that there are a lot of those blood sucking 1000 cock stare whores are spreading in family irresponsible communities and hunting down those naive single guys that think they found the person that really cares to.

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>>133459258
Yes. Unfortunately I have a family I feel obligated to try for so I work part time in summers and waste my time at kike propaganda camp the rest of the year.

Society is absolute shit. Feminism, white guilt, cuckoldry. Only thing worth living for is the vidya and even that is going downhill too.

I hate society and want no part in it. Maybe get some neetbux and chill in a shitty apartment

>>133459458
that's rape and she's cheating on you

>>133459962
I hope it ends, I assume it's mostly fathers and husbands leaving families behind. Nottu gooddu!

>>133459258
No I don't pity them at all. If they are dumb enough to go near a women they deserve anything and everything that happens

>>133459556
it's more likely that she was pressuring him to work extra to afford her stuff. the "I didn't want him doing that" is probably a lie.

>>133459096
Tell her she can have the fucking couch, he's sleeping in the damn bed he paid for.

Grow some balls.

>>133458679
I am lucky. No one on my old girls side has died before 95 and the old man is similar, where as her shitty scot genes mean everyone that gives up drinking and becomes "nice" dies early. Unless you are her 97 year old grandpa who is an alcho and survived the fall of Singapore.

POL, you just ruined my fucking night with this article. this pisses me off so much, especially with the broads talking about how this guy's a piece of shit for neglecting her. jesus. worked to death and the last thing he heard was the love of his life screaming at him telling him to fuck off sleep on the couch. fucking cunts. i can't believe this shit.

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>>133459339

>>133459024

I regularly do 15-16 hours shifts in non-season work.

>>133460292
Don't be fat and don't sleep on your back and it won't happen, chill retard.

My wife flops around in her sleep so bad I want to punch her, so I make that bitch sleep on the couch. "FUCK BITCH STOP FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A RETARD" I says.

>>133460274
In some states that can lead to spousal abuse problems.

>>133459556

"man-up"

>>133460411
hah, you proved my point >>133459519

The stuff I learn on /pol/...

What kind of work do you do btw?

>>133459015
>slut
>male
muhammad plz, what is more valuable, a lock opened by any key or a key that opens any lock

>>133459900
Not a doctor, but can be caused by bad heart work or even by your own saliva if you sleep in very bad position.

>>133460492
Then flat out drop the bitch.

>>133455997
I've never understood the idea behind a woman forcing her husband to sleep on the couch. Why would any man agree to something like that?

>>133460827

I've done it of my own volition. = So fucking annoyed BUT tired, that I care about the sleep more.

>>133460827
Only beta cucks actually sleep on the couch. No cunt will EVER throw me out of my own bed, especially when I likely paid for that bed

>>133456155
This is what brother has to do according to the bible.

>>133460544
I get a salary, but always work 10+ hours a week over my designated 40 hours.
During peak times I will work 7 days a week for 3 months averaging 12 - 18 hours a day.
However in my industry this is fairly standard and the boss reciprocates this by taking us on trips domestically or internationally. And at the end of the day, if the company fails. I need a new job, so it is mutually beneficial.

>>133460171
It's more common for the 20s sth than the fathers, the fathers are the survivers who can take the stress

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>>133456155

>now

>>133460544
Bus driver, you sometimes have some free time near your home during the shift, but most of them time you're bumfuck nowhere near your home and just waiting for the next gotime.

>>133456986
>The couple met in 2007 and tied the knot in 2010, after which Mr Murrell adopted Ashley’s daug-
That was your first mistake, Mikey. I don't care how thirsty you are, you don't get involved with single mothers.

>>133455997
>white women

>>133460484
>/pol/ MD certified
keep the diagnosis to your field of expertise, flipping burgers at wendy's. and maybe if you had a dick your wife wouldn't have to flop around all night fisting herself, that pig. have a good night, pal :^)

My ex tried it with me while I was paying for literally everything. I said no fuck off I pay for the house. It worked but she ended up getting pregnant with some other guy and I moved out and she moved him in lol.

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>>133461093
Godspeed anon

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>>133455997
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>133461393
she moved in ur house ????

>>133461393
>she ended up getting pregnant with some other guy and I moved out and she moved him in lol.
>It worked
This has to be trolling because obviously not.

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>tfw loving fiance who wants kids, huge tits, big ass and thinks the second amendment is awesome.

I feel very out of place here despite my red pilled status. To find a soul mate and be red pilled, what a life.

>>133455997
>>wife now mad you have to work

You're being disingenuous, anon. It says it like so:
>She had told him that she was worried he was running himself into the ground and told her husband to sleep on the sofa for the night when they failed to resolve the dispute.

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They didn't mentioned that teenager girl who he adopted is black.

>>133461613
post proof?

>>133458687
true
my roastie alarms went off right away from the hair/makeup
still I feel bad for this poor bastard

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>>133455997
>tfw when mummy wakes you screaming in your face how father has died

>>133461521
>>133461521
Yeah her, him and eventually the baby. The police told me not to go back cause I kicked off about it

>>133461412
The cat headline made me cry.

>>133461525
It was the hardest time of my life and not a troll.

>>133461791
My mother literally screamed my sister was going to die when she accidentally got some graphite in her arm from a pencil.

She was 6 at the time.

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>>133461412
>1000 cock stare
Well that women looks like hot milf I would pound, but what she did crosses with my morality.

>>133461835
You left the house you paid for/are still paying for? What in the hell is wrong with you, have you no pride?

>>133455997
>princess wife wants to take vacations
>come home after 16 hour day to r&r with wife and kids
>wife now mad you have to work

I want every single one of you who think that not all women are the same to remember that segment.
Regardless of their personalities, I have yet to meet a single exception to this rule - woman wants expensive shit, presents it as if 'we need this' while it is just she who needs it, and then she bitches when you are working long hours.

I am still waiting for someone who will tell me what does a modern woman bring to relationship?

>>133461835
You deserve to die, you fucking cuck.

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>>133456348
hm

>>133460697
You can't expect anything from this kind of female but idk, his brother... Your own blood... That's sad and disgusting

>>133461975
This is 4chan, bro.

Every story is a characature and exception. There's always truth to every story but sometimes that truth is just as hurtful to you as to them.

For example, men are pathetic beta cucks. Because the man in the story is.

See how retarded that is to say?

If her anger stemmed from any sort of concern for her husband she wouldn't have made him sleep on the couch. What a cunt

>>133461797
thats crazy, i would kill her

>>133455997
This story is just full of red flags.
>The fact that she goes to press for attention making it look like she's a victim
>The most retarded cause of death imaginable.
>She is beaty therapist = narcissistic conwoman.
>Now she fucking his brother.
>VIctim had a lowstatus job = get rid of, might have insurance
>She looks like a female version of joker
>Mrs Murrell said the post-mortem revealed that her husband had choked in his sleep but the cause behind it was “inconclusive”.
>Non-violent covert act of murder would fit female homicide profiles.
Yea, everything in this article screams murder. You don't just die after a hard day of work.

>>133461947
If I didn't have pride the police wouldn't have been called to the house by strangers, I would've just gone "ok". But I beat up her father and everything man. It was seriously fucked up. I stopped immediate payments for everything and watched her suffer for a few months with her newborn until she moved the guy in.

>>133462253
I still hate her and will carry it with me forever bro. She was pregnant for 3 months before I even found out she was cheating. We didn't have sex for a full year either. I should've gotten out long ago but eh, I know now.

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>>133455997

>“When he came home that night he was a mess, I have never seen him so exhausted. I couldn’t stand seeing him like that and I got angry. I was sick of it.

People like this fucking exist.

>Man works 16 hour shifts

>Runs himself into the ground to provide for wife and family

>Comes home exhausted one night to entitled wife

>Wife has to be the martyr and makes his suffering all about her

>Man gets fed up with her selfish behavior and calls her out on it

>Wife digs her heels in and doesn't admit fault, claiming it's because she "cares" about him

>Tells him to sleep on the fucking sofa after a grueling 16 hour shift

>Man lays down, broken and defeated, and decides pic related

>>133461326
Lol ok retard, that's some nice self projection you got there.

>>133458861
It says he choked so probably sleep apnea and started choking then just fucking blacked out and never woke up

>>133462653
Yea man, never sleep on your back, shit is a death sentence for a fatty.

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>>133457981
>fucking die
>your brother leaps at the opportunity to fuck his brother's widow while she smiles like nothing ever happened

>>133456155

Honestly?
The brother is more of a piece of shit than she is.
I mean, she's still a piece of shit.
But how the fuck are you going to plow your brother's wife?

>>133455997
>I have never seen him so exhausted. I couldn’t stand seeing him like that and I got angry. I was sick of it.
>womyn logic

>>133461412
>Postpartum depression
>The daughter is 6 years old

>>133455997
shouldn't there be an investigation of this sudden death?

>>133455997
You forgot the part where 2 months after his death, she hooks up and has a relationship with his brother.

>borderline personality disorder (BPD)

5 bucks they're going to find out he didn't just mysteriously die in his sleep. Don't worry though, the poor widow will only get a short prison sentence because she's a woman and it would be cruel to punish a woman for murder :(

>>133457981
Why would anyone date that fucking thing? She looks like she's wearing a mask.
I occasionally see people like this when I'm outside, and it's one of the most unattractive looks imaginable.

>>133462912
They're all fucking going to hell.

>>133462072
>Be american
>sleep on couch
>get shot

>after he supported her through her grief

fucking textbook fucking slut going for anybody who gives her attention like an absolute robot. i hope she dies

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>>133462761
There should be some doctrine how women should thread men.
> Fuck, actually Quaran is a masterpiece in women rights.

>>133462688
I thought sleeping on your back was supposed to be healthy and good for posture

Now I don't know anymore

>>133463168
Sleeping on your left side is the best because of circulation, there's no other alternative unless you're sacrificing function for comfort, really. Sleeping on your stomach is also a big no.

>>133463168
No, snoring can literally kill you. Sleep apnea basically happens when you are so fat that the fatness in your throat droops over your esophagus.

This shit only happens to fatties, if you are fat sleep on your side.

Wmyn are fucking subhuman beasts and thats why its okay to slap them

>>133458861
Because it's written in English.

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>>133455997
>mfw my mom made my dad do this
>they obviously hate each other
>forcing themselves to keep the relationship together for their kids
I long for the day my younger brother leaves the house and my dad is finally able to have some happiness in his life and split. Some women just drain you, and I feel bad for him.

>>133462901
Cats make better mothers than modern women. Something needs to be done about this.

at least I don't have to worry about that if I die, my brothers are terrible in bed.

>>133463054
>couch shoots you for violating the NAP

>>133463168
Obviously, she murdered him. Is everyone here that dumb to believe someone that young died naturally?

>>133462911
This

>>133455997
>white women
Reminder that North Korean woman would never do this.

>>133457981
Source?

>>133457150
What causes the other 2% of couch related deaths?

>>133463987
Ottomans

>>133456740
Jesus... what sack of shit. makes husband slave away so she can leech like a parasite. bro prolly comes over to bang her while kids watch Elsagate videos on the iPad..I mean can humans get anymore disgusting?

every day I fucking hate the human race more and more. especially women, unloving, vile, parasites.

>>133464022
Filthy Turkroaches and their killer furniture!

>>133462561
dang, got me with the ''no u''. doctor AND a psychologist. double the full of shit.

>>133464097
Is the white race even worth preserving when you have white women?

>>133463987
>>133464022
The skypes

>>133459458
Women always want sex if your dick is up and she likes you.
She likes someone else

>>133455997
>work 16 hours a day to bring family to disney land
>doesn't get enough rest, doesn't respect his body

Got what he deserved. Because he didn't respect himself. Oh, he cares if his family respects him, but such little respect for himself that he worked himself to the bone and died. oh wow

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>>133458118
Fiendishly clever ruse

>>133464269
I don't think any of the races are worth preserving anymore.

slate needs to be cleaned at this point.

>>133455997
He is the defintion of a cuck. And that brother is insane to commit in a relationship with her. Just occasionally fuck her (anal only to prevent kids). This guy worked 16 fucking hours. To afford a trip to prague for her. And she brought kids into the marriage fucked his brother and killed him in a snealy way on his sleep. He somehow chocked. She is a psychopath.

If he's the kind of pussy that dies from sleeping on a couch, I have no doubt that he was a shitty husband anyway.

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>>133464556
Transcendence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG8GtxV8-aI

>>133459024
Ive done a 20 hour shift technically before, when I worked back in college a few years back. It was at a grocery store, worked an 8 hour day, get asked to do night shift which was like 10 hours, then another 4 hours in the meat department later that morning, though Ill admit I just did it in two hours and hung around in the cooler for the rest of it.

>Letting your girlfriend tell you where to fucking sleep.
I can't thank Bill Burr enough for red pilling me on that. I doubt I'd ever actually have someone that combative living with me in a romantic relationship, but still.

>>133459024
No, you don't understand. It's (((freedom))).

>>133457981
Only a liberal would justify this whorishness

>>133461821
Me too. Hope the meower healed up well.

>>133461412
Most women car more about themself then their children due to feminism

>>133457981

I have a feeling she offed him so she could sleep with his brother. Bitch has crazy eyes, wouldn't surprise me.

>>133461571
> told her husband to sleep on the sofa for the night

How about letting him sleep wherever te fuck he wants to, seeing as the whore was supposedly so concerned for his wellbeing.

>>133465317
>so she could OPENLY sleep with his brother

>>133465847

that is what I was implying

if she marries him we will know for sure

>“I had a go at him and told him to sleep on the sofa which was stupid because I really just wanted him around more.”

I know most of you scoff at this and go "rheeeeee ROASTIES!" (for good reason), but this is honestly how women work. She probably was mad he wasn't around more and irrationally pushed him away. This is how women work. They are programmed to do absurdly hurtful and dumb shit like this.

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>>133455997
>be (((worried))) about husband's health
>tell him to sleep on the sofa

This is stupid enough to be true. The guy was a lost cause anyway since he was working 16 hour shifts every day, a fucking child slave on a chinese production line has more time to rest.
Best part is that she (((started))) dating his brother 2 months later.
RIP cuckmeister

Every woman deserves to be executed tbqhwyf

>>133455997
white women are whores... news at eleven.all is missing is a nigger that fucks her,

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>>133466063
> 2 months later
:^)

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>>133455997
IN HIS NAME!

>https://archive.is/YNWPo

>>133463054
Under rated

>>133466712
I dunno if that guy is a bot or an autist but I don't mind a little nob job for doing job's work.

>>133467185
for doing God's work*

>>133455997
>>sentences you to the couch to think about what you've done
his own fault for letting her run his life

>>133456986
can paternity tests check if the children are his or his brothers with accuracy? Someone needs to check if they are his brothers' children, something tells me they were just getting the husband out of the way so they can be together as a family

>>133463987
Black males.

>>133455997
>And what the fuck is a "beauty therapist"?

A beauty therapist is an all in one individual who does what they can to make you look more attractive.

They can do any or all of these things

Shaving, waxing, manicure, pedicure, dying hair, cutting hair, massage, and help you pick out clothes. (may be more to it than this like bleaching your asshole, but you get the picture)

>wagecuck with no redeeming qualities dies in his sleep and his brother steps in to satisfy the woman the wagie who never came home had the privilege having

At least SOMEONE in his family is a real man. Sad!

>>133467593
>help you pick out clothes.
A truly smart job

>Mrs Murrell said the post-mortem revealed that her husband had choked in his sleep but the cause behind it was “inconclusive”.

someone came over and put something in his mouth to suffocate him

>>133457981
Both of them are legitimately evil. If Islam puts a stop to this shit, or at least punishes those who do this, then fuck it, I'm gonna start hunting kuffars.

>>133462258
Some time later there'll be a follow up story about her and likely the brother too going to prison.

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while this is interesting and all, there is real shit goin on.
>>133467397
>>133467397

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>>133457150
i'm getting real fucking tired of these FOB reddit comedians trying to get their upvote-related dopamine rushes with their shitty fucking jokes. get the fuck off my board

>>133455997
>Be a cuck
>Die
Oh boi.
Also, his wife looks like a total slut.

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>>133461939
Just cum in her and leave. Everyone else has.

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>>133455997

>2017
>In any sort of relationship

>>133459872
Truth, I've never done it either. My money, my bed - if they wanna sleep separately, they can take the couch.

>>133468066
Looks? Have you seen the brother, he was fucking the wife all along. They deserve each other. Shame a cuck has to die but let his death be a lesson.

Your wife, your family... everything abd everyone is evil.

>>133462258
This. Its suspicious as fuck. We only have her word. And the word of a whore is worth less than dirt.

I just realised she killed him.

She told him to sleep on the couch. He left the room and went to bed. She then says "he was exactly where i left him and i knew something was wrong". It doesnt add up. How would she know what position he was sleeping in, if the first time she saw him after the argument was when she woke up.

God damn why are the police so fucking incompetent.

If your women tells you to sleep on the couch you deserve that women ruling over you.

>>133463838
>>133462911
considering shes fucking his brother, probably.

>>133471962
Remember that Manchester serial killer that kept abducting victims and killing them in his flat, then dumping them in a cemetery, all of which occurred within a several block radius of eachother, but it took residents beating police over the head and basically solving the crime themselves, to actually catch him?

>"It was a brisk morning and I was walking my dog, as usual, when I noticed another body. not six headstones away from where I encountered the last one, about a fortnight prior..."

>>133456869
They were right all along.

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>>133458360
If you need those fairy tales to enhance your life you're no better than that insane woman.

about a year after my wife died her sister called and said hey come over we haven't talked in a long time.
ended up fucking her and i felt horrible about it.
she wanted to hookup more but i just can't.
i don't know how this shit is fucking his bros wife.

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rip uncomfortable sleeper.

>>133455997

She is the real victim

>>133455997

Look at their faces.... this is an abusive relationship. Poor guy.

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>>133455997
Man I almost always ignore threads that spread misery but this is just too criminal. Anon here are too quick to cry cuck sometimes without realizing a lot of these guys are normal dudes suffering from a lot of trauma/abuse. For this guy the thought that he could make the person he truly loved happy was enough emotional fuel to work 16 hour shifts every day of the week. Doesn't that scream lack of self worth, emotional turmoil, depressive, suicidal? He needed outside intervention to prevent a woman like this, who obviously ranks very high in psychopathy, from working him into the ground. Even in death she made this all about her fucking self:
>Ashley Murrell got into a heated argument with her husband Mikey after he came home late from a 16 hour shift. She had told him that she was worried he was running himself into the ground and told her husband to sleep on the sofa for the night.
>When he came home that night he was a mess, I have never seen him so exhausted. I couldn’t stand seeing him like that and I got angry. I was sick of it.
>I started screaming ‘your dad’s dead’ to my 14-year-old and ran into the street screaming ‘Mikey’s dead'. It felt so surreal, I couldn’t process it. I didn’t feel like he was dead, I felt like he had left me.
>I felt like he had left me
You don't tell somebody you "love" to sleep on the couch like a dog, you don't start an argument with your spouse after he worked himself to the bone to provide, a normal person doesn't rush into the streets SCREAMING to draw attention to themselves after somebodys death. There's gotta be a better way of diagnosing people with borderline these women are insane. I've seen the shit firsthand it shouldn't be the burden of damaged men to suffer the existence of a woman using his love as leverage to support herself. When are people like this going to be properly diagnosed and get medically euthanized? A fucking inhuman wretch like this deserves the pence approved shock treatment.

>>133455997
i dont feel anything for a man thats so weak he allows shit like this to happen. maybe if he wasnt such a cuck he would be alive

>>133456155
>>133455997
Shitty people will do shitty things irrespective of sex. Tonight on the news, someone died!
Retards.

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>>133456155

And nobody cares what losers like mgtow think apart from other losers. Just like nobody cares what homeless or bankrupt people think.

>>133455997
baka people still worship MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOMEN. WE NEED WOMEN TO PRESERVE MUH WHITE RACE.

GENOVIDE ALL WOMEN. ARTIFICIAL WOMBS NOW

>>133461478
Harold, the only true Englishman.

>>133455997
>sweetrelief.jpg

Kek

>>133455997
I don't have any sympathy for this guy. He was a tool who let himself get used.

>>133458687
The dead guy cleaned carpets for a living. I doubt he made much money. This is just another case of you mgtow losers twisting things to justify your ideology and have another loser group therapy session on /pol/.
Inb4 some forever alone autist loser accuses me of being a woman.

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>>133455997
>“I started screaming ‘your dad’s dead’ to my 14-year-old

>>133460970
That's only if they didn't have kids. Then the brother has to have kids with the widow.

>>133475959
Implying anyone would let you use artificial wombs to pass on your shitty genetics. We don't let manlets with downs breed. Who gave you internet access retard?

>>133457981

This is why I laugh at people who say "Dude why are you alone all the time xDDD"

Because humans fucking suck. I would rather have a conversation with my dog.

>>133455997
>christian family

you can hate it all you want but this shit does not happen in Islam.

>>133475399
>his adopted daughter and twins
Lol he fell for the single mother meme.

>>133476225
Plenty of decent people, you're just one of the shitty ones, Hence why nobody decent wants to be around you.

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>>133459339

>>133476346

Go eat a dick. It's me who doesn't wanna be around people, not the other way around. I've been around people all my life, and slowly started distancing myself as I got older. And I'm a lot happier now. Whodathunk.

>slept on the couch
>didn't sleep in the guest house.
guess he didn't work hard enough.

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>>133459993
>>MFW told the cunt wife to fuck off I'm not sleeping anywhere but the bed I bought
>>She comes back an hour later sucking my cock and fondling my balls

Bitches are crazy. Just when you think you're being a bit mean, they run right to your dongalong for validation.

>“I started screaming ‘your dad’s dead’ to my 14-year-old and ran into the street screaming ‘Mikey’s dead’.
>“I blacked out and had to be carried back into the house by neighbours. It felt so surreal, I couldn’t process it. I didn’t feel like he was dead, I felt like he had left me.

>>133459872
This guys right. My wife threatens all the time to make me sleep on the couch and every time we're in bed and says something I ask, "thought you were going to the couch?". She did it once and slept like shit and that was that.

>>133457617
> Have been on the couch all week, cos apparently I am in the shit for not finishing the house reno's etc etc. Despite paying for everything, and having a very time consuming career.
M8 you failed the shit-test.
Go sleep in your bed, and if she complains tell her to shut her whore mouth.
She'll pout for 5 minutes for disagreeing with her, but respect you for 5 months for not taking any shit.

>>133476889
>I didn't feel like he was dead. I felt like he had left me.

bitch needs to be buried with him.

>>133455997
She'll be fucking a nigger by the end of the week (pro tip: she was cucking him).

>>133455997
>She had told him that she was worried he was running himself into the ground and told her husband to sleep on the sofa for the night
What did she mean by this?

>>133455997
Its always fake blond for some reason

>>133455997
>those cold, dead eyes
>makes herself the victim in her story
>overly dramatic; 'she had to be carried back inside by neighbors'
>sets up cause of death by saying he was injured and never healed, was pushing himself too hard at work, etc
>cause of death "inconclusive"
>goddamn those cold, methodical, calculating eyes of hers are chilling to look into
>textbook sociopath traits; cold, manipulative, overly emotional reaction because she feels nothing and is over-acting, fucking his brother, etc

100% chance this sociopathic roastie bitch straight up murdered this guy in his sleep.

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>>133459024
>tfw about to work a 12 hour shift today and still live at mom's house and drive a 17 year old truck that has to be started using a light switched hooked up to bypass the anti-theft system since it is stuck on

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>>133455997
It is his fault for not putting the bitch in her place. Women should live in constant fear of their men, only then are they truly happy

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>>133477123
>>Married 5 years
It works. Don't let your rational male mind make sense of it. And for fucks sake, make sure you fuck her brains out when she comes crawling back for the sausage. Personally I like slap her ass harder than usual or pull her hair.

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>>133455997
>be black
>go in water
>die
>be asian
>take escalator
>die
>be white
>go in couch
>die

wtf

>>133459024
I finished a 24 hour shift this morning. I can feel my telomeres shortening.

>>133455997
Whats trupy despicable is that even after he died she has managed to make the whole thing about her.
>oh dear me oh my, my poor husband worked himself to death supporting my high maintenance lifestyle while I fucked his brother! Poor poor me!

>>133457765
>god damn that's thot
Ftfy

>>133459024
Pretty sure this happened right here in islamiland m8y

>>133455997
She fucking killed him... Choked in his sleep, really?

The while thing reeks of parasitic soulless whoredom.

It would be cool if she got a nail from a bomb in her fucking guts. Where is isis when you need them?

>>133477913
Night shift in the medical wards rn, 13.5 hours a day five to six days a week. I know those feels bro. I've aged twenty years in three, it's insane.

>>133467766
I think it's encouraged in Islam to take your brother's widow as a second wife.

>>133455997
>https://www.yahoo.com/news/wife-says-never-go-bed-angry-waking-row-find-husband-dead-sofa-134634994.html

"Even more tragically, she later discovered that Mr Murrell was working extra shifts as a carpet cleaner so that he cold save money to take her to Prague for their anniversary on July 3."

Modern western women are immature, entitled, lazy, immoral, vacuous pieces of shit

>>133476346
lol you're an actual retard, can tell you're a middle class prick.

>>133455997
>I had a go at him and told him to sleep on the sofa which was stupid because I really just wanted him around more
>wants him around more
>tells him to sleep on the sofa
Stupid whore logic in a nutshell.

>>133455997
I'm sorry I feel sorry for him and sympathize with him. I know I should not, but goddamnit, this is bullshit. Fucking bullshit. Fucking women.

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>>133475399
>"choked" in his sleep

Anyone thinking what I'm thinking?

>>133479118
She probably smothered him to death with a pillow and now she's demanding sympathy on the internet.

>>133455997
>The couple met in 2007 and tied the knot in 2010, after which Mr Murrell adopted Ashley’s daughter Morgan, 14, and the couple had twins Mikey Junior and Lisa in 2013.

cucked to death. he also took them to disneyland every year so he was a moron.

>>133456348
Also, sitting is the new smoking.

>>133479118
this remake of hamlet is lame

>>133457617
Did your parents have you castrated as a child?

>>133475399
Poor guy
She looks like a vile cunt.

>>133456986
That one built like a brick house/fridge looks most ready to go out of the group.

I am not the only one seeing this am I?

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>>133479118
The untold story is likely this.

He was overweight and may already have been genetically predisposed to sleep apnea.

This would have likely meant he snored loudly during the night, which is another reason he was forced to sleep on the couch, so the wife could get some peaceful rest.

Now apnea is common for overweight people and people who are obese, but you can have it genetically or from allergies, asthma, illness etc.

Apnea can in extreme cases result in choking if allergies, illness or other health issues cause the airways to swell.

This is obstructive sleep apnea.

It is important to note that sleep apnea occurs much more commonly to people who sleep on their back (hence why it effects overweight people more)

So he was struggling to sleep deeply, had some underlying health condition(s), kept her awake a few nights, worked long hours, likely made himself ill or inflamed the condition by doing so, got bitched at for working, sent to the sofa, died.

>>133455997
Lol id beat my wife to death if she tried to pull this on me.

>>133455997
>>133457981

that is such an average, non-notable looking woman, jesus

>>133456155
What a nasty fucking cunt. White people are fucked.

>>133464513

llawyer is a jewess

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>>133455997
>>133456155
Daily reminder that your waifu will never do this to you /pol/

>>133479638
hot

>>133455997
>Mrs Murrell said the post-mortem revealed Mikey had choked in his sleep but the cause behind it was 'inconclusive'.

Sooooo the bitch killed him

>>133460484

like a retard you say it

>>133455997

>White women

>>133479617
Sauce?

>>133457545
the trouble is no one sleeps in a king bed anymore.
Heaps of faggots sleeping in a queen or a double with another person is fucking shit

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>sleeping on the comfy Jew

>>133456348
I have slept on a couch for 4 years now this is utter bullshit

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>>133455997
Archived version:
https://archive.fo/YNWPo

>>133463936
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4009707/woman-husband-died-sofa-overnight-together-with-brother-for-children-ashley-murrell/
https://archive.fo/UAjy2

>>133457545
Amen anon. I wish I could explain that to my waifu but I'm not even gonna go there.

>>133476478
Kek. So you are a womenless, loner loser. Probably a 30+ virgin too.

>"I started screaming ‘your dad’s dead’ to my 14-year-old and ran into the street screaming ‘Mikey’s dead’.

>kill the father and scar the children

Never trust a women who dyes her hair blonde and draws on her eyebrows. Also her facial shape is enough for me to know. She's a toasted roastie.

She's gone through more weiners than a food cart in New York.

>>133457545
Nah, sleeping with a women next to you is always better, even if you sleep a bit less or wake up in the night. You're just one of those autistic weirdos that overanalyzes everything.

>>133481190
>sleeping with a woman is better
Virgin detected.

>>133481190
>tfw virgin neckbeards will never cuddle with their waifu post-coitus into the late morning
Bestfeels I've ever felt man.

>>133455997

>2017
>marying a woman

>>133456155
Hopefully he has a brother that's worth a damn -- and he helps her have an accident of her own.

>>133481827
I want this to be true

>>133477617
I can't tell if Sam always lives at home or just like... sometimes. I've heard his only ever gf left him in 2011

>>133477570
this desu

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>>133455997
Don't bother

/pol/ only cares about biological realism if it's ANYTHING but gender

These guys are cucked beyond belief

>Niggers are shit because nature
Yeehaw!
>Fags are shit because nature
Yeehaw!
>Kikes are shit because nature
Yeehaw!
>Women are shit because nature
Um, well you can't just ASSUME that about a group of people! I met a girl who was okay one time!

>ashley
i've never known an ashley that wasn't a slut, just saying. it's like how nearly every tyler is kind of a douche. it may not seem like it is but it does

Funny article. Fails to mention the cause of death.

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>>133457988
>1000 cock stare
kek

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>>133482273
>t. been on /pol/ for 5 minutes
literally nobody here believes women are naturally nice, smart, good or realistic
go back to T_D and kys while you're at it

>>133456740

shameless

>hey kids your uncle is your new dad

>>133459024

blue collar jobs are borderline slavery here

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>>133475399
>'SOMETHING GOOD FROM SOMETHING SO AWFUL'

godammit you niggers... I almost rejoined society. I was well on my way. I was gonna get a haircut, I was looking into some degree programs; I was ALMOST warming up to people again... and then I read this shit
>'SOMETHING GOOD FROM SOMETHING SO AWFUL
something good? are, are you fucking serious??? There is no god, no, scratch that, there is a god and he's the fucking DEVIL and that's all there EVER WAS!!!

I'm going to the dollar store to buy more incense and fun LED lights to put in my basement and I am going to smoke and drink coffee until I gracelessly expire because IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!!!

>>133460492
explain

>>133483783
oh, um, in the US and I assumed Canada, if a woman catches you looking at a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's the wrong fucking way she'll get jealous, lose her shit, call the cops, and five minutes later you have boot in your back in you're sitting in a holding cell for 24 to 72 hours

>>133463054
kek

>>133455997
then she hooks up with his brother 2 months later

>>133455997
>>133457981
Was the husband murdered, /pol/?

jesus, that last one was rife with errors. I'm obviously being propelled by sheer force of anger. I don't even care that the idiot died; it's the fucking brother

there should be a law allowing family to stone people to death for such trespasses

>>133457545
>Not being cold during Winter nights
>Not rolling to put that warm soft ass on your tummy
>Not grabbing a boob to fall asleep

>>133461613
You know it

>>133484298
>there should be a law allowing family to stone people to death
flag checks out

>>133484973
I began the thread as gay and was converted by the offense to the prophet. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to order a load of stone and have it dropped directly on me

>>133455997
She was fucking him way before he died..

>>133459993
sleeping in different rooms is only ok if you have a newborn she has to attend to every few hours

fuck off and let me sleep i don't get six months of paid leave reeeee

This is why we have Islam you infidels. Women are nothing but property