nordarchivebro appreciation thread

Nobody archives like you. Keep on archiving, you archiving fool you..

>>133454752
lets summon him.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/trump-white-house-mood/index.html

>>133455339
Let's archive it
https://archive.is/HJQ9r

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>>133455375
WHO ARE YOU! Seriously how are at and in every thread at any point? Are you god?

>>133455375
Can you archive this also?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/12/us/politics/trump-russia-election-meeting.html

>>133455375
The absolute madman did it
I love this guy

Hey guys see how he puts text right? lets break him just post a perfect amount of bad news sources links where it breaks him

>>133455442
I can only archive once per thread or the bans come down

>>133455484
So he can't post and he goves over the 2000 character limit

>>133455509
bans for wot?

>>133455509
So you are real can you tell me about yourself? what do you do? are you a cripple an old veet how are you on every thread?

>>133455553
ITs an automated response watch
im gathering info on nord bot so this thread is a god send

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/11/politics/us-thaad-missile-defense-test/index.html
ARCHIVE THIS

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/conservatives-trump-russia/index.html

Please archive this
http://pron.tv/l/tokyo-face-fuck-volumes-1-to-24-full-hd1080p-mkv-8211-TokyoFaceFuck-Vol-24-Aoi-Yuuki-mkv/2bi97xwa

>>133456092
I-I wanna click that.
Can i click that?
AM I ALLOWED TO?

>>133456092
Good taste senpai

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>>133456092
>>133456169
Damnit I'm at work I CAN*T CLIKC IT

Anybody know how to delet lines from firewall logs?

>>133456443
Dane its pretty fucking goodd
>>133456092
got anymore?

>>133456443
I would take the risk anyway use Tor or something cause holy fuck

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>>133456781
I'm the firewall admin and I EVEN BLOKKED TÔR

Fun fact: we use an Israelly made firewall and it doesn't have a detection for 4chan. How weird is that?

>>133455375
nordarchivebro can you tell us about how you operate? do you scan the catalog for new threads refreshing frequently? Or have you scripted tools?
please give us more info

>>133456955
Uh...
unblock tor?
see I just watch porn in my job my superior comes in spins around walks away.
thanks gubmint jobs

>>133456955
Well JIDF needs to be able to access this site.

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>>133454752
based archivebro

The hero 4chan needs, but doesn't really deserve.

>>133457209
This.Thank you archivebro

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>>133457156
BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED SO BASED AWOOOOOOO KEKISTAN LIVES XDDDDDD

>>133455484
I've anticipated at least 50 types of tomfooleries, sorry

>>133456962
Yes. The alarm is rigged to an electrical muscle stimulation device wrapped around my leg just in case I'm asleep.

>>133457554
Il win now while im doing that tell me about yourself.

>>133455339
legends say he gets tendies everytime he archives

>>133457554
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/conservatives-trump-russia/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/conservatives-trump-russia/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/conservatives-trump-russia/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/conservatives-trump-russia/index.html

>>133457554
ARe you planning on bringing the Nord Bot to /bant/?

>>133457947
Haven't seen any references to it since it was launched, it's probably an irrelevant board

>>133458029
? wait do you archive any post any board?

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>>133455509
He's real! I thought you were a bot or something. Thank You Thank You Thank You!

>>133458077
I'm saying I haven't seen people talk about that board since it launched so without checking traffic stats I'm just assuming it's irrelevant. So the answer to your question >>133457947 is no.

>>133458467
Ah
its an interesting board
I describe it as "Throwing shit at a wall of shit and seeing what sticks
so I am archiving your existence what can you tell me about yourself?

>>133458467
What I am looking for is do jsut leave the bot running what sites do you you archive? age? things like that

>>133458544
>>133458639
I'm not a bot, I just have no life. That's all we need to know for this to work.

>>133458901
Telling about your setup, what about groceries and food? do you NEVER leave your PC? if your NEET how do you get NEET Bux from Gubmint or other sources? I would like to know about the greatest person on /pol/

>>133459043
I have a pissing tube and a water tube. They drop off the liquid nutrient solution once a month.

>>133459315
Who do?

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>>133458901

1 archive, 1 Pushup, 1 Squat. Get swole. Join DOTR Swedistan 2020

They don't look me in the eye and they don't talk.

>>133459315
Also what would you rather people call you instead of "Nord Bot"
>>133459452
again "Who?

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>>133459444

Må bare legge til at jeg ikke har en get-bot og at der der var en faktisk get, så nå har du ikke noe valg. Det blir funtimes, lover

>>133459637
ust add that I do not have a goat-bot and that there was an actual goat, so now you have no choice. It will be funtimes, laws

Can I get a nord to confirm this? for archival purposes

>>133458901
Har du lyst på jobb?

Trenger noen dedikerte autister til IT-avdelingen. Ligger i Oslo.

how is this possible. there's no way you're a real person

>>133460248
My guess he has some tools.

>>133460304
I have decided to take upon myself a name. I will hunt the Nord Bot where ever I can to gleam info off him

>>133460044
Og 2-4 dager med hjemmekontor i uken aksepteres, så lenge jobben blir gjort.

Består hovedsakelig av overvåking av nettverket, og feilsoking når diverse avdelinger melder inn problemer.

>>133460011
goat=get
If you know what a get bot is

>>133460421
Ya I know thanks anon I wish to know more about glorious Nord Bot

>not knowing about the norwegian goat laws

>>133460457
I need to learn the langauge I pressed enter to quickly

>>133460523
>insertion of penis not allowed
>muslims hate us

>>133460632
Talking about those laws in Canada insertion of your dick into an animal is against the law the only reason BJ's arent agains the law is because WE HAVE no laws about them. we never had this issue until third worlders came into our country

>>133455375
Thanks for your work Nordbro.

>>133460044
>>133460376
Hvor mye lonn snakker vi?

So many nords! whats it like there?

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>>133454752
thanks for your effort

>>133455375
Love you, Nordbot.

>>133455375
Lmao awesome

>>133461427
Minimum 460k, deretter kommer det an på kvalifikasjoner.

Svært gode forsikring- og pensjonsordninger, og gode tillegg for beredskapsvakter på kvelder og i helger.

Is he a bot that opens every /pol/ thread?

I don't get it, I see him in /ptg/ all the time, how does he do it?

can you post the setup pls

>>133455877
Why are gathering info on him?

>>133463662
I would like to understand why he does it and how does it.

>>133457145
This

>>133455509
I love you norway bro

WTF HES REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH