Post your 23andme and I'll determine if you're white or not. Pic related is mine
>>133453062
God you Americans are so pathetic
>>133453062
Did you get into Harvard with those genetics?
>>133453226
Fuck off divide and conquer kike
>>133453226
t. Gunlet
>>133453062
I noticed that non-whites like to say that anyone who isn't 100% Scandinavian, whiter-than-snow hair and eyes is somehow a nigger.
>>133453333
kek, underrated
>>133453581
That's because they want all the whites to take their side in the racewar
>>133453062
Tell me, oh vibrant one.
>133453062
Someone should euthanize your mutt cunt
>>133453062
>23andme
Order your 23andMe DNA kit.
Order by August 3rd to be automatically entered into the
fuck off faggot. why are you trying to shill your bullshit?
I know, that I'm 100% jew.
>>133453062
Injun gibs and nog gibs? You must live like Chief Smoking Kang
>>133454037
>Ashkenazi Jewish
>North African
You my friend are a raging nigger
>>133454166
fug
>>133453062
am i even human r8 me please
>>133453581
That's because of the one drop policy first created by you whites, so historically in America, anyone with a bit of black in them was treated as part of the black community... Are you really that uneducated.
>>133453062
Post what you imagine I look like based on muh genes.
>>133453226
t. kike
>>133453581
>non-whites
Aka kikes
>>133453226
That is the genes of a literal Nigger. White Americans look more like me, mutts, but all European.
>>133454663
>>133454759
Fjord Mongol
>>133454759
>5nOy5kDj
i want your dna
>>133454663
>>133454493
Funny how back then half breeds were hated by both the white and black community but nowadays light skin blacks are worshipped in black communities
>>133454789
Close, I'm not that white though, note the .1% black.
>>133453062
>this is considered white in America
Nice
>>133453062
Didn't use 23 and me but I got 28% Caucasus. Does that make me a nigger?
gimme the good news, doc
>>133454759
are you me?
hmm r8
>>133454663
>subsaharan africa
>>133455080
Need European details.
>>133455053
>Jewish natsoc
>>133455075
Yes. All Scandies have pretty much those genetics. You're pure we get it.
>>133455144
>australian
>>133455103
I've never seen someone so purely British. Not even actual brits.
>>133455103
You forgot to take your blacknat larping flag off
>>133455231
Abos are the only true aryans left desu senpai
>>133455295
>1.9% Ashkenazi
"""LARPing"""
Why is it that the colonial americans I see on 23andme are all 99-100% european (no ashkenazi), but everyone here has significant admixture?
Quite ironic.
>slav
These threads are always the most delightfully retarded.
>>133455013
>Caucasus
>nigger
Come on, now. Really? Which country anyway?
> 1 post by this ID
night shift slide thread
saged
>>133453333
>>133453525
>>133453581
>>133453707
>>133453800
>>133453902
>>133454135
>>133454485
>>133454663
>>133454718
>>133454776
>>133454789
>>133454823
>>133454888
>>133454936
>>133455080
>>133455186
>>133455242
These flags don't belong in this thread
>>133453062
I have ancestry
>>133453062
I AM EUROPE
>>133453226
>Hides behind a flag
>Complains about the persons flag
pussy
>>133455486
>implying wholesome burgers come here
this is the eastern decadence gene influence in effect, now you know why the founding fathers were so stingy about one drop rule, thats all it takes for degeneracy to take hold one drop...
I'm a shitskin.
>>133455689
Kindly fuck off
>>133455719
Don't have the most important countries of European identity: Greece and Italy
>>133455689
Literally kill (((yourself))).
>>133453062
>paying to get data mined
>giving your sequence to the Jew
>>133453062
Why would anyone do this to their ancestors ... or their offspring? Makes me feel a little sad.
>>133453062
>giving your DNA to some random company
I hope you used a fake name and a dead drop
>>133454663
Oh Hai Logan!
>>133453062
>Native american
Does that come from your white parent or black parent?
>>133454907
Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga
Rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga
Still nigga
>>133454663
These ".1%" results are statistical flukes, Logan.
You should use their "high confidence" setting, the analysis becomes less "vibrant" but it gives a better idea of what they can actually tell.
I want to do this, but I don't want 23andme to have a record of my DNA.
>>133457095
>>133456756
>>133457032
Oh wow the hacker known as "four chan" has my name. Looks like I've been thoroughly doxxed guys.
>>133455966
Holy shit. Never post on my board ever again Mohammad.
>>133455719
I'd be gutted about the eastern european and irish genes.
>>133455694
OY VEY. Bet white supremacy doesn't seem so cute now Schlomo?
>>133457032
How about that, the .1% sub-Saharan african doesn't show up until I git 50% confidence. It's literally the piece of my DNA they are least confident in.
I wonder (((who))) is behind that.
>>133455080
6,000,000/10
>>133454135
No ass. Feet are too long. Nah
>>133458446
Long feet are healthy. Enjoy your Manlet sons though
>>133457903
hello my dear 100% white friend
>>133457159
is that 23/me?
How do you get to that screen?
>>133453226
Says the faggot hiding behind a meme flag. The irony is too rich.
>>133454759
>student
i think you misspelled cuck
sweden yes!
>>133454663
>299
Are you also 5'11"
>>133458738
>only 300
Rate this one
>>133459049
are we twins wtf
>>133459113
No we are the American Meme
>>133458073
You would
my ancestry is all of Europe but Italia
>>133453062
did i make it brah
My Ancestry results are processing atm. A bit anxious if I'm honest, what percentage counts as white?
>British and Irish
>France and Germany
>Italy/Greece
>Broadly
I don't like these vague terms at all. Who offers a REALLY specific test?
>>133460429
Nobody, that's the best they can do with your DNA. You can however get 2 more tests for both your parents and link it together so they could more accurately get your results
>>133453062
Does MyHeritage give you the same data as 23andme? It's much cheaper to order from here.
>>133453062
Post your DNA and i'll determine whether you're in a (((their))) database or not.
>>133461008
Don't do it, bro, the results are shit. Wildly inaccurate and you can upload your 23andme raw data for free.
>>133460265
99.8-100% European
>>133454936
Kek
>>133453062
Hello filthy go- I mean fellow Aryans.
>>133461273
0.2% isn't much wiggle room, can you give me a couple percent?
>>133453062
>>133453062
Out of my way goy
>>133453062
quintessentially American
>>133461448
Dude, I'm 99.7 so I'm not even being biased.
23andme IS A FUCKING KIKE BULLSHIT
IT ALWAYS SAYS THAT YOU HAVE SOME ASHKENAZI BLOOD UNLESS YOU'RE A CULTURAL MINORITY
For real, it's shit
>>133461669
No it doesn't, it just means you have a little bit of Ashenazi DNA in you. I don't I'm pure.
>>133461802
I've never took that shitty thing
And you're from new fucking zealand
>>133455013
Yes, it makes you a dune coon.
>>133461863
You sound like someone who's got about 1% Jew in you. No need to vent your anger here buddy no one cares.
>>133461424
Settle down Matthew Dumstorf
>>133461669
I didn't get it, instead I got the mystery 0.2% N.African and <0.1% E.Asian. I kind of think they make a wild guess on small bits to get you to buy an extra kit and phase with a parent, definitely doesn't fit my paper trail (not even a colonial american).
>>133462061
Low Confidence regions are a guess based on what people that are genetically similar to you (4th, 5th cousins etc) have. They just tie you in with theirs as an estimate. So don't really think too much of those mystery ones.
I read something like that on their website.
>>133455719
Post a pic of your mongrel face. Is it beautiful?
>>133462230
Yeah, this fucking dna testing has turned into a bad habit. It's kind of fascinating how much different the algorithms are at different testing companies. Don't even get me started on haplogroups...
>>133454135
Goddamn, that girl
>>133458899
the more neanderthal variants you have, the smaller your penis is.
i dont need your opinion, my 23andme says that I am 100% european.
>>133462870
>muh dik
>American's aren't whi-
>>133456353
This so much.
>>133462260
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN_UwaOoxq0
i am the master race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQcF2QitzJc
>>133456353
jokes on you faggot I used a fake name. from this point on I will be known as Joachim Pletcher.
>>133453062
>>133462870
Your life is a joke
>>133463267
oof that one stung
here's some more material for you to beat your little dick to
>>133463181
I am cute the no is posting my face
>>133453653
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
Both my parents are from Poland idk how this happened
>>133463648
fuck off nigger you aren't polish
>>133463504
who cares what a coal burner does?
The laughing stock of the world
>i pumped out the loser of humanity tee hee hee
>The joke of humanity
>OP has 1 post
>OP has 1 post
OP has 1 post
Never forget niggers arent human ya'all
>>133463648
>>133463710
what's the surprise? he got mostly eastern european...
>>133463972
Are you an Abo or a Maori?
>>133463710
They are literally both from there, you can go fuck yourself juanito daquan McNigga
>>133464043
>0.2% middle eastern & north african
>>133463504
everyone is having a giggle
at you
Bite
>>133453062
nigger
>>133458604
Glorious
Kuuurwa
>>133464132
could be a genetic footprint left over from jews, tatars or armenians who flooded poland centuries ago
>>133464236
East Asian master race reporting in
>>133461499
28% Jew here. Grade 1 Mischling ftw.
>>133463123
>.1% niggerblood
NONWHITE
Big surprise, I know.
>>133457159
3.5% Neanderthal here... probably explains my unibrow.
>>133463247
amazing
>>133463592
underrated
>>133463648
M O N G E D
>>133453062
>Iberian
>white
top kek nigger
>>133464236
Why are you such a faggot, Kevin? Nice genes, though.
>>133464236
>100% kevin
likely story, leaf
>>133454663
>>133464108
The former
You don't want to play in unfettered discussion
>>133453062
>and I'll determine if you're white or not
Go fuck a weasel, weaselfucker. Mama raised me never to listen to an Anon.
Best thing about 23andme is that a bunch of users are finding out that their mom cucked their dad without him knowing about it. "Dad" and the child both take the test, not even thinking there is a possibility that they're not related but soon find out mom is a roastie.
>>133464263
>1 post by the ID
>Name brand dropped
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP GENTRIFICATION ALERT GTFO OF THE THREAD
ps 23andme requires you to use a needle that gives you HIV
>>133464853
Do you have any Neanderthal trait variants? I only have 1 for height.
>>133464949
Were neanderthals short or tall?
>>133464914
23andme uses a spit tube...
>>133465022
It's called a needle, anon.
>>133465022
It gives you HIV
>>133465083
It isn't though.
>>133465124
23andme requires that you use a needle to draw blood, anon, unlike literally any other genetic test which are rated higher in accuracy.
>>133465018
Dunno, I'm 6'3 though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-iMAxbwH7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-iMAxbwH7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-iMAxbwH7c
>133465266
No more precious (you)s for you, literal retard.
>>133465385
Enjoy all that 23andme money, literal weasel fucker.
>>133453062
Serious question, doesn't anyone worry about handing over your DNA samples to whoever might be studying or experimenting with it?
>>133465572
Yeah, I used a fake name but if they really wanted they could probably figure out my real one
>>133465266
No. Look up any 23andme video on YouTube. It's DNA from spit scrapped from the inside of your mouth with a cotton swab.
>>133465650
I don't know the T&C but it seems like it would go into a database - along with everything else, I guess. Maybe they're cloning people, or will in the future.
Am I white guys?
>>133465828
ngl I wouldn't be bothered with a clone of me walking around so long as we got to meet up and chat and maybe fuck every so often
>>133465852
>2% sub saharan african
no
>british & irish
>broadly northwestern european
it's all bullshit science sage
>>133465726
I just looked it up on youtube. All I'm finding are videos of kids shitting into a bag. There are no YouTube videos for the item you and your buds are promoting here. That's probably because every other genetic testing kit is cheaper, more accurate and of higher quality.
>>133465572
100 years from now "Fakename McDickfarts" will be cloned from the DNA record.
>>133453062
>>133453062
I dont need to spend $100 to find out Im pure Aryan blood nigger
>>133465950
And you don't get HIV from a needle
>>133466023
>burger
>pure aryan
let's not kid ourselves now anon we both know that isn't true
>>133465901
Faggots like you are why we're losing. Keep it up if that's how you want things to stay. Faggot.
>>133465901
But I'm the palest person I know, and I have blue eyes. Please let me be white guys
>>133453062
>giving your money and genome to a private company
>>133466023
Keep telling yourself that Jamal
>>133465950
Such as? What are some cheaper alternatives?
>>133466118
Literally anything but 23, because becoming HIV positive is a medical nightmare.
>>133465852
why have you not kys yet?
>>133466100
>>giving your money and genome to a private company
they are the same stupid people who posts their whole lives on facebook and twitter.
>>133466263
as opposed to spending it on an anonymous anime imageboard
>>133453581
No, anyone not full nigger or a shitskin is white enough by normal standards.
However the mountain of "Are x white?" threads on here are spawned by shareblue kike shills trying to drive wedges and create splinter groups and in-fighting among non-shitskins here because for some reason they see this dump as organized resistance.
Hey goys
>>133466390
so what percentage would you consider white anon?
>>133466118
Look in the mirror, if there's a nigger there you probably aren't European.
All posts from America on this thread are suspect. Great marketing, guys. If any human not affiliated with 23andme is reading this, leave this thread.
Leave and never come back.
23andme uses needles and will give you HIV, despite what their marketing team here is telling you.
Every other brand is cheaper.
More efficient.
More accurate.
Don't get AIDS.
>>133466403
Imagine the inbreeding.
>>133466506
Kek
Certified WASPy
>>133466444
American Vanguard considers 80% white as white.
Nuremburg Laws had comparible measures, look up the chart.
>>133466536
Fuck off ancestry.com shill. 23andme uses saliva testing.
>>133465018
They were manlets lmao short as fuck
>>133466641
IT USES NEEDLES AND WILL GIVE YOU AIDS
>americanflagfag
Sorry you couldn't get me to name a namebrand product earlier to call me a shill for so you had to pick one at random, anon.
>>133464428
rated accurately
>>133466736
And I guess you assume I'm a proxyfag when I tell you they use Saliva?
>>133453062
>wanting Google and Jews to tell you if you're white
you dun fucked up
>>133462958
Jelly of that high IQ Ashkenazi blood.
>>133466802
No, but don't give into their game.
It uses needles.
I saw a Dailymotion video of a kid slipping and stabbing himself in the eye with one of their genetic testing kits.
>>133453062
>year 2300
>be Brazilian
>go on a trip to north america
>everyone compliments me on how light my skin is
>the average north american women approach me while twerking claiming they want my exotic european genes
>back in brazil, Bolsonaro's grand grand grand child has been elected president and is already in the process of making a wall to keep the north american niggerdom from flooding into Brazil.
>>133453062
>half nigger half mexican
>>133455765
>is a newfag
>hasn't killed himself yet
>>133466100
are you so dumb that you don't know how to:
a) get things at a discount
b) remain anonymous through this process
>>133466841
True shit.
These girls are twins. Mother is black and father is white.
>>133463267
>number of white people larping as Injuns fell in 2016
kek
>>133453062
>>133466969
>get things at a discount
Oy vey
>>133453062
I have blonde hair and blue eyes, how much nigger would I have, worst case scenario?
>>133467191
could be as much as 50%, you never know until you get the test
>>133467191
At least 2% apparently.
>>133466444
2.5% Neanderthal DNA
>>133461499
>injunkikes
>>133461424
>dumstorf
What a gay name
>>133467034
no they aren't, they have different fathers
>>133467111
>american flag
>"23andMe.png
Ooooh wow. Good results, my fellow freeman of 4chan who is in no way marketing products to people who might be interested in them such as this board. You sure showed them blackies how white you are mhm you've marketed our values and interests so well is what I'd say if I was falling for it
>>133467191
Worst case probably 30%.
>>133467320
What about this one? http://www.today.com/parents/rare-biracial-twins-surprise-black-dad-white-mom-t107380
>>133467368
t.bitter poorfag who cant afford a kit
Am I white?
>>133467486
All the cool kids have to have them, rad dude.
Except they require that you stab a needle in your arm and give yourself AIDS.
Pure blooded 100% negro.
board obsessed with being white
marketing team
>>133467616
Perfect place to sell your pricey kits, eh?
Pretty good sales
>>133467503
No you nigger
One drop rule
>>133458738
>marcus
Eat shit, Marcus you cunt
>>133467547
buy the kit, goy
>>133467708
I'm not buying your filthy, HIV-ridden kit. GTFO off my board, weasel fuckers.
>>133467771
did you get aids from a 23andme dna kit anon
>>133453062
>willingly giving your DNA and shekels to the kikes...
>>133467824
Everyone gets AIDS from the <namebrand> kit, anon. AIDS or your money back. Except the customer service sucks and won't refund you.
>>133453062
If you've paid money to (((23andme))) you aren't white anyway.
>>133465726
>It's DNA from spit scrapped from the inside of your mouth with a cotton swab.
No, they use cheek cells, not saliva.
So srsly guys. I put the cut off for white at 5 percent.
>>133467986
what would somebody who's 94% european be considered?
>>133467562
>>133467503
>>133463648
>>133461424
>>133457903
>>133455080
>>133455075
>>133454759
So many have gotten MÄMMI'D
Yet you still deny the Hyperwar...
I'm
1/2 Brit
1/4 slav
1/4 israel
So proud to be white
>>133461499
>t. Shlomo Sitting Bull
yes or no?
>>133453800
Which test do you guys suggest? I know I have some Native American in me because I have one grandparent who was, but it would still be fun too see the results.
>All these subhumans with sub-100% European and anything more than completely 0% Ashkenazi
Get out shitskins.
cry white boy
>>133453062
I'm Probably the whitest person on this site. Eat poo you subhuman pricks
>>133468136
A nigger.
>>133468574
>0.2 South Asian
Looks like you had an ancestor that was from Madagascar
DNA test suggestions?
>>133468845
Oh, that's so cool. I'm going to tell all my friends about this wonderful product on social medias.
>>133468973
you have autism
stop shitting up the thread fag
>>133469164
It was shit from the time it mentioned 23andme.
Give up finally?
Not gonna bump your made up discussion?
>>133467438
wait until they grow up, they will look the same
>>133466582
is this 23andME?
>>133466403
Legit can you post a pic of your monstrosity of a face?
Did you know 19% of 23andMe's customers give it a 1-star review on Amazon?
Thank God for the death of this thread.
>>133471749
Bump
>>133453062
Kill yourself you fucking kike
>>133472016
Was that a request for all the negative amazon reviews for 23andMe, anon?
>>133472355
>"Wow complete scam. Product is way overpriced and absolutely not what is advertised. A lot of difficulty registering on site and when we finally did we found customer service to be completely not helpful. Test results were topical and knew most of everything they reported anyway. But here's teh real catch. This company is a Google company. They are owned by the wife of the founder of Google. What do you think Google is doing with all of your DNA data? Stay very clear of these guys."
>>133454166
>>133454037
You're more like an explosive arab
>>133454663
Probably look like any normal white dude
I'm 0.3% Ashkenazi, so I got circumsized and cut the Jewish bit off me
>>133465266
Fun fact: Blood would be pretty worthless because your red blood cells don't have any DNA within them. The more you know huh...
>>133473315
I know, right? It's really weird that 23andMe would require several pints of it...
>>133466582
source
>>133453062
>inb4 some kike or nigger says irish arent white
>>133475158
irish aren't white
>>133475326
>18 post by this id
>no dna test
hmm really makes me think
>>133475465
still waiting anon
>>133475502
>inb4 sub saharan
>>133475562
fuck I hope not man. It's legit got me anxious although as far as I know I'm 100% eurofag. Dad's German and mom's Polish with some czech and austrian and shit mixed in
>>133475961
i was told id have some native american thank god that was wrong
>>133476014
My dad thinks I might have a few percent black because I'm part something or other and alot of them fucked their slaves and my mom thinks I might have a couple percent kike because she remembered like her great great grandfather maybe having a mailbox with a jewish name on it
>"Worst product EVER! We spent 200$ on it and all it wasn't accurate at all. My grandparents came straight from Italy and it said I was only 2.5% Italian! I think my money should be refunded...didn't help us at all! Don't spend your money on this!"
>>133453062
>0.3 jew
kike nigger GTFO
>>133476157
haven't you gone to bed yet anon
>>133453062
i used to think i was mostly english before this test.
>>133476208
...justice isn't allowed to sleep.
>>133453476
Why are you saying "divide and conquer"?
This guy is literally less than a quarter white.
The line should be drawn AT MOST 75%.
>>133476085
damn hopefully theyre wrong like my family was
>>133476447
If I get a percent black at least I'll be able to demand reparations and blame whitey for all my problems
>>133453062
kinda wanna do this for shits and gigs even though i know that vast majority (spaghetti nigger, aids nigger, shekle nigger) but i dont want my dna profile in a database. but then again i was in the military, so they already have it anyway.
>>133455144
>Mischling is a term used during the Third Reich era in Germany to denote persons deemed to have partial Jewish ancestry. This word literally means “mixed”.
>In order to join the Nazi party and get a certificate, the candidate had to prove through baptismal records that all direct ancestors born since 1750 were not Jewish, or they could apply for a German Blood Certificate.
I think 2% on lower confidence passes the test
>>133453062
Just so you all understand what exactly you are doing by posting the entirety of your genetic history online.
You are essentially posting a fingerprint that is already in a database which has your name, address, postcode, age, bank details etc.
Cover some of the details at least.
>>133476509
you wuz kangz
>>133476957
n shiiiiiiet
>>133455080
>Asia Minor <2%
Turk roach
>>133453062
GET THE FUCK OF THIS BOARD. STUPID NIGGER.
>>133458446
>No ass
I always forget that you muricans have a different kind of taste. Here you go. You can't actually see the ass but trust me, it's there, somewhere.
>>133466582
what test is this?
>>133476537
>yakut 0.1%
my ukrianian relatives all have a little bit of yakut. i wonder who it was and how long ago someone crossed all of siberia, across the steppe, to get to eastern europe.