/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ADAM HOURS EDITION

I AM SORRY ANONS IF I FUCKED THIS UP!
I have never done a /CPD/ thread, but Robert hours are upon us, and I panicked when I didn't see a thread

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>>133439236
be right back ROBERT.
D.C. Anon checking in.
let me finish shit posting then get comfy..

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>>133439369
p.s. About fucking time someone started a /cpd/ ..
fuck it . I post it here.. this just happened..
>happening

>>133439236

Kek you made this one 90 seconds before me. I'll link mine here as it has no posts yet.

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You didn't use my OC :(

>>133439369

It's still technically Adam hours. Also you used the copypasta and put /CPD/ in the title so 9/10.

>>133440023
I'm sorry Anon! I panicked. Didn't really know what to do, but I wanted this up before an even newer newfag split the thread again.

>>133439922
Thank you!!

>>133440107
I know, and Adam is awfully boring, too. But, I've seen Adam hours up recently and with the catalog being cucked, I wanted something more comfy

>how about you guys hold your keys down and speak up

>12 year old threatening people on the platform
>unknown weapons
>now he has a group of 12 year olds around him

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>>133440698
>being told to hold your keys down

>shot in the left butt cheek
>good condition

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Ready to check my keys and get comfy with the Roberts.

>distress flare a mile or two offshore

>>133441513

Nothing like a nighttime boat sinking.

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>Robert

>caller was threatened by a 300 pound male black

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>>133441723

9/11 robbert, white relative needs to be removed

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>>133441304
< D.C. anon just finished Shit posting.
CHECKING MY KEYS ROBERTS..
>lets do this

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This video popped up in my youtube feed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuekySmNs1g

Show hosted by retired cops and they talk about cop news and happenings, but this one is about Chicago and how Robert can't get assault weapons.

Apparently Rahm hasn't funded them enough, so the CPD doesn't have enough fire arms instructors so it can take up to 3 years for a cop to get certified to even have a rifle in his car.

Good chance that if Robert is responding to a call of Male Black with a Rifle that Robert may only have his service pistol and no body armor thanks to Rahm.

Is there a way I can listen on my smartphone?

>>133442655
This one works on my phone
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

or you can download the broadcastify app, but I think that costs $2.

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OC

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>>133442339
I have seen this feed b4..
bringing back memories .
hey >>133442339
Trump sent in ATF for the 4th July week .
let them bitch. the PREZ is watching and GAF.

>>133442747

I'm using a Galaxy S5 and it works just fine.

>>133442339
Speaking of rifles, did we ever get an update on that M4 that got stolen when male black carjacked the FBI?

>>133443040
How did that go anyways? Have you heard anything if it has given any results?

How come soundcloud wont work for me any more?

>>133443241
>Authorities would not say if all of the weapons and gear that had been in the vehicle were recovered.

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wew lads, it was gettin' late. /cpd/ active now, normalcy restored. btw, sorry to toot my own horn but i had a pretty good get last night. w-what does it mean? is kek signalling that we are on the right track?

>stole the air conditioner

Male Black will claim he is transgender.

>tfw on mobile this week while on business

Stays safe, Robert.

>>133443649
Okay so not everything was recovered

can someone help a lurker
who/what is Robert

>>133444345
The hero Chiraq needs.

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I'm here guys is it nog radio time

> Prositute

>>133444258
I'm guessing none of it was. Even male black is smart enough to haul that kind of shit off after he dumps the car.

>>133444345
Just kidding... There si not Robert. "Robert" is like "roger" (as in roger that) and it's used by the Chicago PD.

>>133444345
Robert is the code word for officers working from 10 PM to approx. 6 AM.

>>133444258
I think that's a safe assumption. Maybe they're waiting to see if someone tries to sell it.

>>133444719
Fixed flag

>gunshot wound to the left side of the head

>>133444679
>>133444719
which one of you fags is lying

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>>133439236
Robert here. AMA.

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>>133444759
fuck it brah let's do some vicodins and hit the bildeberg

>"ho is acting nuts, someone get this bitch a snickers"

>>133439236
New to these threads. Any culture/vocab I should know. You guys seem pretty chill

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>>133444858

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Looked up an addy they mentioned on the radio. hiding his piece?

>>133445221
Yes.
Refer to the resources in OP

>>133445427
Thanks anon.

>neighbor's dog tried to attack her three year old son

Dog breed of peace strikes again?

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>>133444880
mister blutarski.. do cops make racist jokes on the job? or open keys too big a risk? rep pilled cops?

>>133444858
Likely me. While I have see the "roger" explanation online it does not seem to be used that way here. The other explanation makes better sense. Thanks Anons for clarifying.

Did he just say Liquid Fire?

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>>133445559

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>>133445221
whats up anon. glad to have you. as you read I'm sure you'll pick up on things.

>Guy with a backpack breaking into trucks with ladders on a bicycle.

>>133446223
haha wrong pic, not so comfy

>male white just beat a male black, fire is responding??

>Shoebird, shoebird. BLACK MALE, white shoes, black shirt
>shoebird

The fucks a shoebird?

>>133444778
F

>male black dark complexion hit complainant in the head

>>133446890
That's just a the standard greeting in vibrant communities

>male passed out

>>133439236
Hello Roberts, how is my city treating you?

Stellar OC from a regular who isn't me: /cpd/ - Opening Credits (feat. Robert): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo

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>>133440023
I'm an hour late, but I still love you, shirofag.

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>>133449673
Hi, NC Robert! Same entertainment as always. Nothin' too special tonight.

Whatever happened to PicRobert?

>>133449990
Wonder if that creepy fuck who hacks into the transmission will return.

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>>133450360
This might be overly nostalgic, but I still wanna know what happened to storm drain nigga.

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>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>>133450707
>lacking in quantity

>>133450360

>Wonder if that creepy fuck who hacks into the transmission will return.

we can only hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

Dammit 0796, check your keys.

>>133450670
I don't think I was around for him given I've only been following since May.

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>>133450670
he retreated to his home station, will be back to grab more white bitches next season

>>133439236
Bump, real Robert hours haven't even been up that long.

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>>133451254
He was a recurring special event call from last summer. Notably more rare than U-HAUL carjacking.

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>>133451733
too much fakerobertfags and shit OC lately, running off all the talent (well really other things, apparently, but that sounds nice), keep the dream alive, you're the one that has to live in that turd hole

/cpd/ is no bully zone so yes, faggots, keep posting whatever you've got, don't let me detract from your experience, we need to keep going, Make /CPD/ Great Again

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>>133451721
>retreated to home drain
ftfy, Robert

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>>133452038
works for me, I got king kong in da trunk and male black in da sewer

Some sheboon probably lrft her oven on

>>133452158
I'll pop for LOUD MARIACHI band in the neighbors backyard.

>>133451844
Shit, I missed out.

>>133452002
I'm sure we could keep it going.

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i miss anything tonight? just checking in.

>>133454288
Just routine coonery so far.

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>>133454356
white guy yelling racial slurs? This any of you guys?

>Male white
>Kicking mailboxes
>Spitting
>Shouting racial slurs

Ok which one of you guys is this?

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>>133454356

>male ran inside
>was shot on the first floor

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shots fired!

1421 roberts needs gas

>>133454445
Racism against minorities is somewhat emboldened here since Trump took office. Not surprised, lots of minorities vote democrat and claim you can't be racist to a white so they have it coming.

>>133454920
gas juice, robert war now!

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Did they ever catch the FBI carjacker?

>the dumpster is making too much noise

>>133439236
hey, gotta check my keys alright?
I mean I'm not leavin this apartment, until I check my fuckin keys do I even have the mail box key? Christ Jesus..

>this guy is banging his head on the back of the car

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>calls police
>says she stabbed her boyfriend

>looks like at least multiple gunshot wounds to the lower body

>...positive community interaction
comfy.

>fire alarms going off on every floor

>roger doger

>>133455085
Yes. Car recovered and 17 year old arrested.

>18 year old daughter is throwing things

Did he say homeland security?

>>133457068
yes, but pretty sure he was joking around asking for a break (bathroom or similar)

>lots of guns
>wearing all black

Do the cops even have enough time to visit each of these calls? Its non stop

>window was kicked out in the elevator

>>133457330
this is actually a pretty slow night

>occupants of the car are wanted for homicide
>use caution they may be armed

>body removal
>back porch on the second floor
>corpse may have tuberculosis

wtf are all these guns coming from?

>>133458617
(Stolen) from Indiana.

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>>133458441
still able to cause problems in death.
WEW

>>133458617
anon guns are illegal in illinois and especially in chicago. these law abiding citizens wouldnt even think of doing so horrific as owning a firearm. its all just racist cops who plant the guns on them after shooting them.

Mobilefag here. How can I get a stream to run on my phone?

>>133459246
I usually do it via mobile browser by clicking the link and it works ok. I recommend refreshing the feed every so often though.

check yo keys!

> Send this guy two cars because hes crazy as hell

>>133459521
It works now, I'm using a different browser. Thanks for the help

>>133459831
You're welcome, enjoy the show.

Robert sounds panicked at the gas station.

FUCKIN YAKETTY SAX LMAO

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Shots fired

>person stabbed at the blue line

someone just scream whoa?

>>133461919
I'm pretty sure it was "HEY!" and it was in the background of the transmission

>Stabbed to the center of the chest

RIP female nog

>>133460971
I'm so used to people saying this in response to somebody getting dissed that the actual, real usage of the phrase is foreign to me.

>issue between a male and a female at the bus stop
>unknown weapons

>there's a shootout

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>SIXTY
>SIXTY SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>60 shots fired
>1 person shot

It's like fucking VIETNAM

Tonight started slow but this is fuckin nuts. Gang shootout

>shot in the leg or hip area
>fleeing the scene

>Like, 50 pills

>gray mitsubishi SUV ran into three vehicles
>may be involved in the shooting

These generals are great
Can we make these fags make a low that they exist every night?
I need my daily happenings
>>133463132

>the gunshot victim who ran off may be armed

>several males are chasing the male who hit the female and are hitting him with pipes and weapons
>some are on foot and some are in vehicles

tonight has been pretty crazy roberts. stay safe.

Well shit, I took a break and come back to find the fun already started.