Am I sensing some new best friends? :3

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>>133414500
Macron has such a hard-on for Trump it's not even funny

>>133414500
France is about to get nuked.

>>133414500
Obama should be president while this fat fuck is gone.

>>133414500
I legit want to Trump turn that faggot Macron into a legit white-supremacist. That would be the best thing to happen to Paris!

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>>133414500
why are we celebrating going to war?

what the fuck is wrong with Trump?

look at what he did to a black marine just the other day

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>>133414500
#besties

I love how the liberal JEW media dropped the "le Macron is le real free world leader standing up to le evil Drumpf" narrative already lol. FUCK YOU JEWS

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>>133414983
>obama strikes again

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>>133415090

>>133415212
lol the video of that is so awkward

>>133414799
Kind of glad they had to put up that bullet proof glass now.

>>133414983
Why don't you let the nigger be president of YOUR country?

>>133414799
i wouldn't trade this timeline for anything

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>>133414983

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>>133414500
>tfw macron makes Trump a white nationalist

>>133414983
>obamaleaf
die leaf nigger

>>133415090
but that's in reverse, lol

they probably wife swapped

>>133414500
Excellent let the anglo aliigiance begin

>>133415212
France always was America's first ally.
Sorry Bongs.

>>133414500
>>133414799
checked

it's amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RitQ5F4OdM

>>133414903
With any luck.

>>133416678
Think of it, he spent all that time on the floor laughing and smiling and nodding for Merkel, only to lock himself into a palace and declare himself a Roman God, and bustle to make buddies with Trump.

Could he be one of the French flags here?

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>>133416759
>throwing off the entire symmetry of the group photo so you can stand next to Trump
Kinda cute t.b.h.

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>>133416759
wtf I love Macron now

>>133416477
France aint anglo sperg

>>133414500

>Act like Trump's best friend
>Passive-aggressively assert dominance whenever in public with him

He's a younger, smarter, handsomer Trump.

>>133416759
holy fucking shit. I really regret not backing this guy during the elections. He's maga for life. Holy shit, not even holding back

>>133416759
Trump is the one he has the charisma of hitler

>>133414983
Yer back! I was getting worried obamaleaf

http://www.france24.com/fr/20170710-algerie-ahmed-ouyahia-propos-antimigrants-abdelaziz-bouteflika-politique-migratoire

>>133417252
Macron is a manlet married to a grandma, hes a beta masquerading as an alpha, he looks like a schoold kid next to Trump.

Everyone is freinds with trump afer meeting him. You can see why he was such an effective deal maker. He essiently brokered peace in the middle east

>>133415049
>>133414799

What if Macron was hiding his power level his whole time? What if he really is part of the French Resistance?

>>133417942
That or trump has redpilled him

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macrons a genius instead of battling the media for a year he hid his power level and won easily
GAS THEM ALL MACRON

>>133417942
Actually he is known for browsing 4chan and more specifically /pol/, they mentionned it during the campaign
>tfw macron has always been /ourguy/

>>133415588
Same im loving trumps presidency more and more

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>>133417874
In English, doc?

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>>133414500
Guys I am starting to think Macron is a weaponized autist with a mommy fetish that dedicated his entire life to the pursuit of political supremacy in progressive France.

Is he taking his mask off?!
Is he our guy?!

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>mfw Macron is John Miller!

>>133415212
why does merkle always do a burns/jew hand thing

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>>133418451
Illuminati shit probably

>>133418451
Because she is jewish

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AViwXZed5U

trump is alpha socialite and Trudeau really cant compete and trump has isolated him

>>133414799
Checked and kekked.

>>133417919
>hes a beta masquerading as an alpha
Spare us your 'queer eye for the straight guy' judgements, fag. Tell us more about who is """beta""" and who isn't once you are president of major country.

>>133418813
>>133418830
oh thought it was autism or something thanks.

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>>133418859
>that beta male behavior
Canadians are disgusting

>>133414500
Macron in true French fashion has surrendered his dignity to Trump.

Is Macron really /ourguy after all?

>>133416759
hahaha that's great.

>>133414500
Hes going to try to kiss trump isn't he? What fucking timeline is this ffs we are on the mr bones time line i knew it.

>>133415726
>The relevant part of Ontario survives
You missed a spot.

>>133418206
please tell me this is real

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>>133415212
>tfw Merkel got cucked by Trump

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>>133418859

>>133418451
Why is she always wearing bright colors and standing out while everyone else is wearing subdued colors? I hate her

>>133415212
Why is Macron wearing skinny jeans?

>>133419715
That's what fallout is for, torontonians should die a slow and miserable death

>>133414500
We were always best friends with France, until they went and got as cucked as all the other Europeans. Sad, really.

>>133414500
Thank you Jesus for this timeline

It's all a shill campaign and Trump isn't dumb enough to fall for it. The Macron posters on /pol/ are paid for some french form of CTR. Macron is literally French Clinton.

>>133420349
We are just optimistic and hoping we can shitpost him to the hard right

Is Macron now considered /ourguy/?

>>133418813

Didn't Hillary also do this to keep the parkinsons shaking hands and twitching fingers from showing?

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the thing about macron is france is so fucked it doesn't matter if he is serious or not, its still definitely going to happen

>>133420349
I thought about that but then I thought of the speecb he gave recently about Africa

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>>133420541
I never noticed, wouldn't doubt it, though.

>>133420450
Be wary, it won't work but what it does do is generate support from /pol/ for him (is he /ourguy/? Etc) he wants your memetic energy.

>>133420586
It's all a ploy, he's an ex-banker with ties to the global elite. He really is a French Clinton, look up his political views instead of trusting the (((headlines)))

>>133418859
I almost felt bad for lil Trudeau but then I remember all the disgusting things he said about Trump and I think this is completely justified.

>>133420792
Don't feel bad, he's literally managed to fucked up our entire country for a generation or possibly forever. Can only dream of having that kind of power.

>>133418859
wew

>>133420586
Fucking based speech, I couldn't believe it when I first heard it

>>133416759
We're gonna have some fun now, ain't we Spike, ain't we!

>>133419692
I believe the timeline diverged when zimzam failed to be flimflammed

>>133421046
Is it reversible once Trudeau is gone? Especially the hate speech laws?

I have a feeling that, if this is the Trump is Hitler timeline, then Macron would be Franco. He's being cagey and playing both sides

I've thought that Macron could win me over, I was giving him a chance, but I'm surprised that he might actually do it.

Not quite there yet.tho

>>133416678
France is one of reasons the North beat the South during the Civil War

>>133415726
underrated

>>133419692
Trump doesn't get kissed, he does the kissing. Don't be a fag.

A shill campaign to steal your memetic energy. Macron is literally an ex-banker and has ties to the global elite. He is basically a French Hillary Clinton.

>>133421062
So how is the French (((media))) responding to this? Are they now trying to throw Macron over the fire or is Macron still not in their crosshairs?

Quite important. I heard he was avoiding the press (>too smart for journalists) which, quite honestly, is the best course of action. They would ask for more explanation and whatever he would say would be spun as Hitlerrethoric I guarantee you that much.

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>>133414500
He got him grabbed by the pussy

>>133418319
>Algeria: a close friend of Bouteflika believes that migrants "bring crime, drugs"
(((human rights groups))) in Algeria are sperging out. saying his fueling racism

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>>133415090

>>133421253
For me, the fact that he's married to a 65 year old grandma is always going to be a pretty big indictment of him personally.

>>133421212
No not really. We don't have a real opposition, and there's a subtle agreement between all parties not to touch what previous administrations have done outside of election rules/laws. Also our courts are totally fucked and constantly overreach and re-interpret our laws to suit the lefty agenda of the day.

A really great example is Omar Kadr who recently was given 10million from our government. This guy's dad was a fundraiser for al quaeda, and took him over to afghanistan when he was 10, taught him to make bombs and fought canada/usa there. The courts ruled we couldn't take away his citizenship and that we had to give him some sort of recompense for not aggressively pursuing his freedom from guantanamo after he was captured. Our PM also gave him an official apology on our behalf, and now he's free and rich, all while his family is STILL saying he's a hero and al quaeda are the good guys (they're also in Canada).

Canada is a really fucked up country that only does as well as it does thanks to the USA.

>>133418451
there's a theory she has autism.

>>133421716
simply ignore that (((human rights group))) just don't answer any questions until this blows over. Or divert and tell them to ask the questions to Algeria

>>133414500
I'm sensing a fucking trap desu

>>133414500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6uxiSsPWuA

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Here is the show if any of you plan to watch it

>>133421883
Damn that's pretty fucked up. But with these things happening I can't imagine the general public just taking this and not hating it. All this would do is push people more right imo

>>133421888
Checked.

>>133419837
>>133418206
It's real.

That is why we made a normie psyop to push le "meme" pen instead of macron here, the media instantly latched onto macron then. As he appeared to be hated by us however he was always /ourgoy/

>>133422096
When are the trucks of peace arriving?

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>>133418451
She's waiting for someone else to play the game but nobody likes her.

>>133422132
this

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He's actually going to commemorate the 100 year anniversary?

Somebody is finally recognizing that it's the 100 year anniversary of US entry WW1? Some one important? Just recognizing WW1 in general?

Holy fuck. That is my president.

I love this timeline.

>>133422115
Lol it doesn't really affect things. Canada is as bad as Sweden. Our government has literally opened our borders to any american refugees that don't want to stay there. Trudeau personally invited them and allowed some Soros NGO to set up camps along the border to help them cross as one got frostbite and lost their fingers last winter.

I think it's only going to get worse as the conservatives refuse to take any stance for fear of being labeled racist.

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What's the consensus here,, /pol/?

1. Macron rused the globalists and was a nationalist all along.
2. Macron was a globalist but got redpilled.
3. Macron is rusing us and he is still a globalist.
4. Macron wants some Don Cock and is just pretending to be a nationalist.
5. Macron got Bogpilled.

Thinkin' 2.

>>133414799
Gay.

But what is really happening with Macaroni? He's being weird.

If his next move is again Islam and migration, he's legit. If not, he's another elite figure head.

>>133422132
>macron browsing /pol/
I pretty much doubt that even though with him hiding his powerlevsl and being /ourguy/

>>133422661
Obuisely 5

>>133415726
>>133419715
You guys retarded? Literally the majority of Canada survives. 49th parallel or else you're just killing Natives.

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>>133414500
Pic related is why.
>LE 1488D CHESS

>>133422221
stap

>>133416477
anglo-franco alliance

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>>133416759
>Merkel's face
fucking priceless

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>>133423424
One could only imagine

>>133422654
>fear of being labeled racist.
I think that climate is changing thanks to Trump. Either the fear is diminishing or the wrongly labeling of racist is changing into a less strict one. This is what i think at least

>>133418859
>>133418859
HEY TRUDEAU NICE PURSE AHAHAHA

>>133422661
Fucking eww. Those warts.

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Bastille Day is haram.

Death to the republic! O Godfearing, Rightbelieving, Holy King Louis, martyred by your own people, pray for your people! St. Louis IX, pious Crusader King, pray to God for your people that the Saracens be driven from France! Blessed Karl the Great, King of the French and Emperor of the Romans, pray for your people that they return to the piety you exemplified!

Deus vult.

>>133420586
Hillary said the same shit during her private speeches. Doesn't change anything, fampai

>>133423868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzu01gO3pi4

>>133414500
>new best friends

I hope Trump tweets a video of them doing karate in a garage

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>>133423525
this. she knows she's beat. Trump is a really likable dude whereas everyone's afraid of her Nazi ass. Trump is like that one guy that's really cool and strong that can wipe out the bully but doesn't yet because the bully has yet to really go at him in the same way the bully has gone after smaller guys.

>>133419276
I'm not sure yet, I'm skeptical and rightfully so, he still said some unnerving things in the campaign and months prior to his election but this is a step in the right direction, at the very least he's going to butt heads with Merkel for control over the EU, he doesn't seem to want France to be Germany's lapdog like it was under the Hollande administration. He's still pro EU but any tension between EU superpowers is sure to weaken smaller states confidence with the EU super powers so to speak which will be a great thing for what I believe will be its inevitable dissolution.

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>>133414799
I have a different intuition. Macron is actually Trump's first competent villain. All the others who stand against Trump are like cheesy saturday morning cartoon baddies who project their moves in slow motion. Macron is going to conceal his intentions heavily and try to win Trumps heart. Buttering him up with fancy dinners only to stick the dagger in at the most opportune time.

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>>133414500
Literally /OurGuy/

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>>133414500
Meese is God

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>>133424111
Those numbers confirm, Macron about to fail and become our vassal.

>>133422661
It's blatantly 3. This board hasn't been like this since CTR infested in the US election.

>>133424111
This is accurate

>>133423977
https://youtu.be/_WReF2vUC_c
C'est le fils de Louis,
C'est le sang de Henri,
Ce sang chéri !

>>133414500
>Am I sensing some new best friends? :3

They are going to have dinner at the Eiffel Tower for Bastille Day. So romantic!

>>133424111
Yeah his face in that pic says it all. Either way, Trump only seems to like leaders that are attempting to ward off the new world order of Islam.

>>133424111
makes sense

>>133420763
yeah but getting enough people to call someone a racist has the odd effect of sometimes making them one

>>133417642
I wouldn't say charisma. But he certainly has the sincerity of Hitler in doing what's best for the world. That's what hits home for people.

>>133414500
What is with all the pro macron SPAMMING all FUCKING day.

He is an illuminati crypto jew and doesn't give a shit about france. I smell a psy op to discredit real nationalist opposition in france. Sage this fucking shit

France and US are best bros for life, it's always been this way and always will be.

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>>133424338
Let's hope you are right.

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>>133415090
Wow, that's really good. Kek. Might fool some brain dead liberals.

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Do you reckon he'll cum in the garlic butter before it's served to Trump?

>>133414983
>1 post by this id
must be an imposter, obamaleaf usually isn't this low energy

>>133424111
i like your digits but it's mostly jockeying for position against germany in the EU. both the krauts and frogs want to be top dog in the EU and macron sees trump as the trump card against merkel in that rivalry.

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>>133414799
daily reminder that this is under the eiffel tower right now

Is this another one of those merging timeline things?

>>133424367
A mort les aristocrates
Les Eurocrates à la lanterne

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>Le Pen was a commie who happened to have an anti-Muslim stance
>Macron may have been /ourguy/ all along

I'm wary of him but he's doing a lot of things that surprise me. He might save France afterall.

>>133415090
fucking drumpf is scum. probably mad that it wasnt a MAGA hat

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>>133414983

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>>133414500
He is building wall around germany to make sure
infestation dont spred

V4, Croatia , Slovenia on one side and on other France and GB, italy soon to follow

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>>133424984

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Anons, I need you to get me access to Tenpenny Towers

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>>133416759
hahahaha

Implying that this is anything besides a frogly attempt at memetic warfare, haven't seen the board like this since CTR were here. Macron is an ex-banker with ties to the global elite, he is literally French Clinton. Fuck off frogshills.

>>133416759

>merkel and erdoroach's faces

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How long until Trump makes anime real and teams up with France to make frog girls real?

>>133420578
>Tfw Sweden says it so you know it's that bad if it's coming from the experts

>>133424111
>cheesy Saturday morning baddies
Like who?

>>133424964
Shut up you traitorous republican cunt, Vive le Roy

>>133425937
VIVE L'EMPEREUR

>>133418813
Shikamaru?

>>133418206
Stop fucking with us.

>>133426155
Yeah emperor was good too, but only the 1st

>>133418206
Sauce ?

>>133422096
>Americans in front

THAS RITE

>>133422115
Polling shows 70 percent hate it.

>>133415230
Kek. That did end quickly

>>133422096
Why are american uniforms so shit

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>>133416759
>>133414799
CUTE

>>133415212

Is Macron Jewish or are the French just some kikey looking motherfuckers? The only things I could see in that video were his nose and his grasping hands.

>>133424367
>mfw american version is still best

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>France to deport economic migrants
it's official. he's /ourguy/

http://archive.is/4oHd5

>>133426713
Don't you guys only have like 3 uniforms?

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>>133426713
>tfw you will never have uniforms designed by Hugo Boss

>>133418206
i-is this you, Macroni?

>>133417919
Macron is textbook Gamma Male. He's gen x and knows what's up. He wrote a thesis on Hegel and Machiavelli for fuck's sake, how can /pol/ not see the guy knows Trump changed everything and is now working the dialectic to lead the Continent allied with Trump. The M&M hags are old barren boomer news. Vive la France!

>>133414799
>Trump was a globalist all along

>>133426880

No fucking way hahahah

This macron guy keeps getting better and better

>>133425699
Make anime great again #MAGA

>>133418206
It's real, I forgot the source but I've seen this. I was wondering why /pol/ didnt mention it more often. I'll see if I can find it, searching "Macron pol 4chan" brings up a lot of bullshit results. I think it was only reported in French media.

>>133414500
Robespierre is spinning in his grave? That says something

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>>133427037

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Last year it was Australia
We even had some Abo

>>133424093
In that scenario the bully would then rape and murder the "cool guy's" family, and also kill his pets

>>133427366
Will the Germans be marching ?

>>133414983
shut the fuck up and get back in your canukisatnian hole you fucking leaf.

>>133427204
All I can find is that one time when some /pol/ack posted "proofs" that Macron had some hidden account in the Bahamas lel

>>133416759
I'm actually starting to like Macron ironically.

>>133422096
>infographic looks like a 12-year-old made it
>AFP

>>133423370
Is it possible for a quick rundown on this?

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>>133428730
How quick do you want it

>>133428730
This. I'm going to be needing at least a slow walkup.

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so im reading about bastille day on wikipedia and I find this

I never knew about this, sounds like fun I might just go

>>133429061

Yeah I was in Paris a few years ago when there weren't trucks of peace.

They were letting people rave in the firehouses and drink in the streets

>>133429061
>EASTERN STATE PENITENTIARY
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT PLACE IS KNOWN FOR???

EASTERN STATE PENITENTIARY IS KNOWN FOR BEING ONE OF THE MOST HAUNTED PLACES IN THE COUNTRY!!!
NOT A JOKE!!!

>>133424111
Are we entering the second arc of Boko no Trump?

>First Arc: Campaign trail - Donald faces a new villain every week, but over time it becomes apparent what seems to be true opponents are but misguided friends. The arc culminates as the true evil reveals itself, and the monster known only as "Clinton" reveals itself. When everything seems lost, Trump activates his final power and absorbs power from his followers all over the earth, and defeats Clinton with an unexpected outburst of pure friendship energy.

>Second arc: The First Term - As Trump settles into his position as leader of the world, he faces many small challenges, but all quickly fall in line. Despite murmurs of discontent, the world is largely happy under his rule. However a dark force rises in the east under a banner of friendship. Can Donald defeat this new evil? Find out, Fridays at 9pm EST on Toonami!

>>133429564
>WOW ALL CAPS
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

>>133423370

can i get an expiated explanation ?

>>133427658
Yeah, my man, the enemy is gonna march on the top of the field, throwing roses and sheiiit.

>>133416759
Merkel looks like Hopkins' Hannibal Lecter in a wig.

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>>133414500

>And who are you
>The proud lord say...

>>133429710
if you think i'm kidding go look up "eastern state penitentiary haunted"

>>133414500
macron is an obvious plant.

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>>133414500
Why the fuck do France get to have him over but we have to wait til next fucking year for this jew-loving cunt?

I want laughs now damnit.

>>133414500

macron was our guy all along

especially with the stories this week

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>>133430030
okay I did, so its like one of those haunted house attractions ?

>>133423260
To be fair, killing natives is never a bad thing

>>133414983

shut the fuck up leaf

the day of the rake is coming for the fake canadians

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>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanov

>>133414500
Has anyone made a "Now Macron is my best friend" image yet?

>>133416759
Is he going to ask trump to cuck him when they have dinner?

>celebrating entering a war

Neoscum

>>133422661
In order of what is most likely:
3, 4, 2, 5, 1

In order of what I want:
1, 2, 4, 5, 3

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>>133415588
I would
One without white genocide
Though desu wouldn't take my chances on a random timeline
This one is freaky as fuck

>>133428862
A brief gestalt will do.

>>133430030
>>>/x/

>>133414799
No, anon, you're supposed to play on the joke that Macron is some sort of Far Right nutcase who wants to Genocide the Blacks, spinning his public presence, and completely ruining him in the eyes of the left, memeing the world into thinking he wants to kill all the blacks, however I guess you're just fucking incapable of any sort of fucking critical thinking, so you just decide to make some dumb fucking post that about how Macron is in love with Trump, because you haven't been posting on /pol/ likely for more than a few weeks and you came here from r/t_d and all you can think about is how he is not Marine Le Pen, which just goes to show you know absolutely nothing about /pol/ board culture, and care nothing about the community and the culture that has grown here over the years, pissing off the long time posters and oldfags, and basically ruining 4chan for fucking everyone, including yourself, because newfags like you don't fucking lurk, hell it used to be considered to be idiotic to not lurk for a few months, even a year wouldn't be considered crazy, but nope you get some link from r/t_d and just waltz the fuck on over to 4chan, hoping you can get in on those dank memes and get a bunch of (you)s and get on the front page of r/4chan because golly fucking gee look at all those (you)s! Those are like upvotes right? Remember to fucking include me in the screenshot guiz!!1!!1!!!1! And worst of all this makes shills even worse, since you are too fucking inept to recognize a blatantly obvious shill or slide thread and jsut keep on fucking posting instead of saging or ignoring like any resonable person who enjoys the board can fucking understand, but nope you decide to just be a dumb fucking newfag shit, not realizing that your presense is making it impossible to people genuinely interested to learn anything, since lurking will just show them the toxic shit you spew that has nothing to do with anything that is /pol/, and it's absolutely disgusting.

>>133416759
Trump is going to get fucked right?
This macron guy is a total snake

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>>133416678
Watched Apocalypse Now last night and was reminded how based some rogue Frenchmen were during Vietnam while America was proving itself as an absolute disgrace.
I wasn't that involved in the French election during this cycle.. all I gathered from here was that Le Pen was pitching herself as extremely anti-refugee and that gave all of pol a boner.
Can anyone fill me in on Macron's stance on globalism/nationalism? This whole left/right spectrum everyone tries to squeeze all politicians, globally, into doesn't shed any light on this stuff

>>133430535
turbo kek

>>133430302

That would be silly... everyone knows Trump doesn't sleep with women his own age.

>>133430742
>t. Newfag

>>133430209
exactly and more, lots of ghost hunting tv shows went there like Syfy's Ghost Hunters and Most Haunted

>>133430168
you know what u did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntNTRgSeBgc

>>133418206
stop playing with /our feelz/, frog

>>133422793
Seriously, I'm more interested in what this guy is going to do than any other current world leader.

Things could get really weird

>>133422661
It's definitely 3. Merkel pulled the same bullshit.Then .... whooops there's 1 million more muslims in german.

On the other hand i'm an optimist and am hoping against hope that i'm wrong (I'm not).

>>133422661
wow fugg my post yours is better. said the same things but more like a 2nd grader. anyway, i'll be optimistic about it. the fact drumpf even got in shows there is hope.

>>133430008
>The proud lord says

FTFY

>>133431022
>optimist and am hoping
>>133431228
>i'll be optimistic about it. the fact drumpf even got in shows there is hope
wtf how'd we end up saying the same gay shit about optimism and hope?

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>>133414500
Will he golf?

>>133423549
Wow nice adding france you pic up Vietnam, Syria and some more African shitholes

Macron is going to treat Trump like a god and charm him. Then Trump will announce they are staying in the Paris accord. Strange Macron was a globalist EU-puppet just months ago and now suddenly he is a "bro" for being kind to Trump. I suppose it doesnt take much to impress the alt-right.

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>>133422661
5

>>133431349
We are the flesh and blood actors of kek's will.
And kek says some faggy shit sometimes.

>>133430760

He ran on being the arch-globalist. He said there is no such thing as French culture and made a woman who says she does not feel French the Minister of Defense.

>>133414500
>Calls out Africans as being uncivilized niggers, then gets cozy with Trump

Oh this timeline just keeps giving.

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>>133430742
>accuses some anon to be reddit scum
>do so by blurting out a reddit-tier wall of text

>>133424111
You think Don doesn't know how to pick out a sniveling weasel? Take a look at the apprentice again.

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>>133414983
We missed you buddy

>>133415212

I think she's legitimately worried that Macron is positioning himself as the next Merkel and moving towards France controlling the EU instead of the Germans.

Nobody trusts fucking Germans anyway.

I don't know what's wrong with you blowhard faggots saying HURR DURR HE'S A KEK THIS WILL NEVER BE TRUE

You're like randlet fags very early on in the primaries. It would simply be way funnier than any other alternative if Macron became a sandnigger killing emperor so we should meme it

>>133430742
I remember this pasta
The two faggots that replied before me need to lurk more

>>133430752
cruz was a snake too but then there was the redemption arc

>>133414500
>Taking down a prison was a good thing, somehow
>French revolution didn't plunge us into the depths of eternal kike domination

LE DROIT DIVIN OU LE MORT!

Macron seems like a guy who would be easily persuaded by Trump

>>133420349
But he said niggers have too many kids

>>133432114
>la mort

>>133415726
>people unironically think Africa is this small

>>133430742
Nice pasta, is that an original recipe?

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>>133432114
Say that to my face not online you little bitch.

>>133432525
it's extra crispy.

>>133424111
you think a multi-billionaire with over 30 years experience in big money real estate is going to be won over by a lobster dinner?

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>>133428730

>>133432085
Was there?
Cruz would still sell out this country in a heartbeat

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>>133414500
>rdy
>ready
>rewinds
>rwds

>>133432360
thx
>>133432534
le degenerescence des imbeciles comme tu et de Sad remplit le mond

>>133426880
if this guy stops being an EU shill then hes our guy

>>133423260
Well we are talking about the americans here.

>>133431586
Culture dies once it addresses itself as a "culture", so as much as I'm opposed to Globalism (still a goofy term..), I still agree that a French "culture" isn't really a reality

>>133426880
Well, economic immigrants are probably Poles and other whites looking for jobs, were thoroughly vetted and had clean, expensive paperwork, and refugees are nothing but niggers. That's the most brilliant thing kikes could have pulled, bravo

>>133432867
I-i-i-s he going to give Trump the Eiffel Tower?

>>133416759
It's so beautiful.

>>133415274
wtf? roger stein dyes his hair grey?????

USA-Poland-Russia

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>>133417143

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>>133414500
Best redemption arc

What if Macron was sent in by Merkel to blue pill trump but trump just red pilled Macron?

>>133433781
>I still agree that a French "culture" isn't really a reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Pb_jpSyiE

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>>133415726
>killing 30 million leafs instead of 1.2 billion niggers

>>133434083
Forgot to change your flag from a different thread, shill

>>133414799
When a beta meets an alpha, this is what happens.

The alpha dominates the beta mentally and possibly physically.
>this will do 1 of 2 things
>the beta will either submit and learn from the alpha
>Or
>Grow resentful and try to overthrow the alpha

I think we know what happened with macron.
Hopefully macron mans up soon and starts deporting all these "refugees"

>>133415726
The only enjoyable thing in this cancerous thread

>>133434194
That's fucking gay and irrelevant.
Why do you chose to sport a National Socialist flag?

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>>133426713
merry potato soldiers in baggie uniforms
what's so surprising?

>All these retards and shills

Macron is literally a globalist puppet

>>133418813
The power steeple is a common business-associated gesture meant to exude confidence, it also allows the hands to remain busy when explaining things and return to that position

>>133434703
>That's fucking gay and irrelevant.
wtf I like rap now
here's some more, just to see you writhe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ti59NdbG1c

>Why do you chose to sport a National Socialist flag?

Why did National Socialists have millions of collaborators in France? Same reason.

>>133418859
This made me feel physically uncomfortable, christ. Not surprised that limp wristed fop is held in such contempt by the powerful.

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>>133418451
>>133418813
She has bad posture. She holds her hands together before her to force her shoulders back. If you ever watch her off-guard when she's not doing that, she clearly has kyphosis.

>>133418206
No fuckin way....I think this is all a huge psyop 4d chess AGAINST us.

>>133430535

I like it alot.

>>133430833
another thing Macron and Trump have in common

>>133415726
Taking out the moose, polar bears, and degenerate natives. Nice.

>>133435312
But Macron DOES sleep with women of Trump's age!

>>133415212
based macaroni man

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>>133435433
Trump doesn't sleep with women his age
neither does Macron

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>>133414799
if he sends the fleet to sink the migrant boats he'll start glorious new US-Franco Catholic empire, crush the cuck, and reclaim western democratic supremacy

>>133418813
it's not satanic it's a power posture dealie. she's probably been instructed to do it while she's nervous.

>>133435563
>Catholic
None of that Vatican II globalist bullshit though, right?

>>133435753
Well, you could argue that it is Satanic
>imbibe on the adrenochrome of the innocents
>get kuru
>????
>TREMORS!

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>>133424111
I can't argue with those digits. Trump better be careful.

>>133422096
>>133426425
>>Americans in front
>>133422221
>trucks of peace
I predict some kind of terrorist attack, but involving shooting. Anti-truck precautions will be in place, but the French and Global deep states want an incident to bind France and USA for some new wars and new security laws. They will let some of their pet jihadis do some work

>>133435952
>adrenochrome
This is a meme drug from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, who the fuck started this rumor of it being used lmao

>>133414500
Beautiful

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>>133414500
new? france is our oldest ally.

>>133417942
I've been nursing this thought recently too. he has wild eyes, so is possible that he has some massive agenda.

>>133418206
source. if true, is huge

>>133436199
>meme drug
t nigger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome

>>133436455
>However, these hypotheses have never been scientifically accepted; adrenochrome is not currently believed to have any psychedelic properties

>>133427050

I think you're right.

project: red wedding

goodbye, drumph

>>133428862

Brief upsorting?

>>133430535
Holy shit, that gif! Just perfect.

>>133415212
>
hope he stays safe, paris is more dangerous than mosul right now. didnt the truck of peace visit last bastille day? wonder how spicy things are gonna get this year

>>133430925
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ntNTRgSeBgc

really painful to watch

>>133416759
hahahahhahaahhah hes like a little brother who wants to be cool with his big brother Trump

>>133436582
Well, that's not what we were arguing over, is it? I just pointed out it's been around longer than F&L. But just FYI

>Subsequent research suggested that Hoffer's adrenochrome theory had merit as people with schizophrenia have defects in the genes that produce glutathione S-transferase, which eliminates the byproducts of catecholamines from the brain.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abram_Hoffer#Research

>>133414983
die gook

>>133417252
i honestly think he and trump are getting along now

>>133424836
what is this faggotry

>>133418423
>trump got plastic surgery and height reduction surgery and also went back in time to save france

>>133416759

>Erdogan's face when.

>>133436199
youre literally fucking gay fag dickhead

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>>133416759
i ship it, whos gonna draw some porn of drumpfy and macaroni

>>133437667
>gay
>fag
Redundant

>>133437097
kinda cute desu family

>>133425321
fake teeth

>>133437738
nope
gays put men dicks up their asses
fags put feathers up their asses

>>133415726
Good